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Please draw more menorah and eli 🤞
will do!!! dying, but will do!!!!!!!!!
#myart#mail#this took so long for me to reply to im so sorry#south park#south park fanart#south park art#sp fanart#south park post covid#menorah cartman#eli broflovski#south park eli#south park menorah#elinorah#melwynn
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fay! its 4:00 pm time to make shit up with me! but yes hi queen hope ur having an awesome day!!! can i get ur opinions on menorah and eli as a ship i need to spread my propaganda
or like mayhaps not just menorah and eli but menorah and benji too 👀👀 gotta give him some love too!!
hi yes umm okay so apologies if I've totally misinterpreted characterisation but here are some jumbled thoughts:
menorah and eli strike me as having a similar dynamic to cartman & kyle in terms of cartman gets into trouble and kyle tries to stop him. but with menorah and eli, I think it would be fewer manipulative schemes and more silly goofy antics. just like, menorah doing stuff like "hey we should totally hide in ikea overnight!!" and eli being like "we should NOT-" but then he goes with her anyway but only for damage control, of course. or so he tells himself. in reality she always gets him 100% on board by the end of it. and yeah, they may get into trouble, but at least they're going down together 😎
for her and golden boy benji, I think there would be a little more friendly rivalry. as a chronic overachiever, benji expects everyone to look up to him, but menorah is just like, "eh :/" and that really bugs him!! because he's so cool and awesome!! why doesn't she see that!! so he ends up doing stupid shit to try to impress her, but every time she's just like, "eh :/" and idk, maybe she goads him into doing more and more extreme shit, and even though he knows it's a bad idea, he's not gonna back down from the challenge!! and it escalates until he winds up breaking a bone or something. and then she sends him a get-well-soon card in the hospital and inside she's written "do better :/" and he's like DAMMIT
anyway that was some silly word vomit thoughts off the top of my head, I hope you enjoyed & please tell me some of your own thoughts on the matter!!
#south park#sp menorah#sp kyle's kids#eli broflovski#menorah cartman#benji broflovski#im giving them tags since they are very real and true and canon characters
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— lovers rock.
you sat alone at your table, bopping your head to the music you were listening to.
lovers rock by tv girl was currently playing, and you couldn't help but slightly hum while chewing on the sandwich you made for lunch.
you were so lost in your music that you didn't notice the boy that was staring at you only a few tables away, admiring your features.
"hey? ___?" he got snapped out of his thoughts and turned to face his friends.
"ooooh ___ likes the new girl! ___ likes the new girl~!"
"wha- I do not! I was looking behind her-" he turns to look back and is surprised to see you now staring at him, your headphones now resting on your shoulders.
you smile and give a little wave, before putting your headphones back on.
the boy's face flushed a light pink, quickly turning away and sipping on his drink slightly embarrassed
his friends laughed, before going back to their previous conversation.
his eyes slightly turned to you again, watching in awe at how a person could be so beautiful.
— STAN MARSH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI, DAMIEN THORN, CRAIG TUCKER, TOLKIEN BLACK ♡
#— elys works#south park#south park x reader#stan marsh#stan marsh x reader#kyle brovlofski#kyle broflovski x reader#damien thorn#damien thorn x reader#craig tucker#craig tucker x reader#tolkien black#tolkien black x reader#tweak tweek#tweak tweek x reader
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~Devilish Smoke Shoppe~
Hi you smokin' pervs, i'm Devilish or Blue, and i am here to fulfill whatever horny, angsty, or fluffy needs you have. Everything you guys are about to see is everything i will do, so eat your guys' gross little hearts out <33
Fandoms/Things i will write:
Anime's:
Naruto:
Naruto Uzumaki
Sasuke Uchiha
Shikamaru Nara
Kiba Inuzuka
Kakashi Hatake
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Rock Lee
Sai
Asuma Sarutobi
Tsunade Senju
Sakura Haruno
Ino Yamanaka
Hinata Hyuga
Temari
TenTen
Haikyuu:
Karasuno:
Hinata Shoyo
Kageyama Tobio
Tsukishima Kei
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Tanaka Ryūnosuke
Nishinoya Yu
Koshi Sugawara
Daichi Sawamura
Asahi Azumane
Kiyoko Shimizu
Aoba Johsai:
Oikawa Tooru
Iwazumi Hajime
Akira Kunimi
Kentarō Kyōtani (Mad Dog)
Nekoma:
Lev Haiba
Sō Inuoka
Kenma Kozume
Taketora Yamamoto
Morisuke Yaku
Tetsuro Kuroo
Shiratorizawa:
Kenjirō Shirabu
Tsutomu Goshiki
Satori Tendō
Eita Semi
Wakatoshi Ushijima
Fukurodani:
Haruki Komi
Akinori Konoha
Keiji Akashi
Kōtarō Bokuto
Inarizaki:
Osamu Miya
Atsumu Miya
Suna Rintaro
Aran Ojiro
Shinsuke Kita
Misc.:
Keishin Ukai
Ittetsu Takeda
Kiyoomi Sakusa
TV Shows:
Wednesday:
Wednesday Addams
Enid Sinclair
Xavier Thorpe
Tyler Galpin
Ajax Petropolus
Cobra Kai:
Miguel Diaz
Robby Keene
Hawk/Eli Moskowitz
Demetri Alexpoulos
Tory Nichols
Samantha LaRusso
Riverdale:
Jughead Jones
FP Jones
Archie Andrews
Sweetpea
Reggie Mantle
Betty Cooper
Veronica Lodge
Toni Topaz
Cheryl Blossom
South Park (Aged up (COLLEGE) and/or Post Covid!):
Stan Marsh
Kyle Broflovski
Kenny McCormick
Eric Cartman
Tolkien Black
Craig Tucker
Tweek Tweak
Clyde Donovan
Big Mouth:
Judd Birch
Human Resources:
Maury Beverley
Connie LaCienega
Emmy Fairfax
Rochelle Hillhurst
Mona
Pete Doheny
Youtubers/Streamers:
Youtubers:
Sam and Colby
Markiplier
CoryXKenshin
EddieVR
JuicyFruitSnacks
JoshDub
Mully
YourNarrator
Streamers:
Quackity
Jschlatt
Sapnap
KarlJacobs
Slimecicle
Foolishgamers
Horror Characters:
Slashers:
Ghostface (Billy Loomis and Stu Macher)
Michael Myers
Jason Vorhees
Brahms Heelshire
Creepypastas:
Ticci Toby
Masky
Hoodie
Eyeless Jack
Homicidal Liu
Jeff The Killer
Ben Drowned
Laughing Jack
My Do's And Don'ts:
Do's:
Kinks
Smut
Fluff
Angst
Headcanons
Oneshots
Don'ts:
Spam me
Piss, Scat, Throw up, Vore.
Do NOT request any pedophilia or r@pe.
OKAY so now that you guys know everything, basically, you can request it because i honestly can't think of anything on my own. ALSO i am looking to do commissions, if you are interested then please let me know <33 Smoke your pervy little hearts out <33
#south park x reader#tokio hotel smut#schlatt smut#cobra kai smut#slashers#creepypasta smut#quackity smut#karl jacobs#sapnap#youtuber smut#riverdale smut#haikyuu smut#naruto smut#naruto x reader#naruto headcanons#naruto fanfiction#south park smut#south park#masky x reader#hoodie x reader#marble hornets smut#marble hornets
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Do you have fan names for kyle’s kids?
I do! I’ve had them picked out for ages because, ironically, I always headcanoned an older boy and younger girl for him (and for Stan, bc of course they’re married). They existed only in my Sims games until now!
Maybe they’re super predictable choices but, oh well. For the boy, Elijah (Eli). Elijah was an important Hebrew prophet and defender of the faith, which I think would resonate with Kyle. For the girl, Abigail (Abby), which is also a Hebrew name and means “father’s joy”, and the Biblical Abigail was highly intelligent, a characteristic that Kyle obviously values. They’re both also just good names. The Broflovskis don’t really have Hebrew names other than Ike, but I like the idea of Kyle choosing names that have spiritual meaning, or names that resonate with him as someone who has spent his life fostering a complicated and deep relationship with God and defending his religion to people like Cartman.
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Whatever You Need Me to Be
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/aUjRvoz
by VantheKeyofLain
Standard Presentation Tests (the SPTs) are finally here for our favorite students of South Park Middle School. Emotions and nerves abound, which is perfectly normal for any fourteen to fifteen year old to feel. Some kids are excited, while some are Freaking Out! Some don’t even really care. Just another stupid test to telling you how you're suppose to live your life.
So sure, an all day ‘Your Body, Your Gender’ assembly sucks… but at least there’s punch and pizza! Once again though, South Park is asking you to remember that it isn’t just your average little town.
When Captain Ahabartos of the Presentation Researchers of Idiopsychology and Clinical Ktenology shows up at the school, it sends the entire town into chaos, as a nearly three decade long pursuit has led the man here. . . to capture the most dangerous creature known to man.
The Alpha Female.
Words: 6686, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of South Park Omegaverse
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Other
Characters: Eric Cartman, Jimmy Valmer, Stephen Stotch, Linda Stotch, Stuart McCormick, Carol McCormick
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Laura Tucker/Thomas Tucker, Gerald Broflovski/Sheila Broflovski, Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens, Nichole Daniels/Tolkien Black, Stan Marsh & Wendy Testaburger, Helen Tweak/Richard Tweak
Additional Tags: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Domestic Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Heavy Angst, Angst and Feels, Mystery Character(s), Suspense, Exploration, Psychological Drama, Drama, there will be blood - Freeform, And gore, Mentions of under 18 Sexual Activity, Under 18 Sexually Active Persons, I will change the rating to Explicit and add Smut as a tag once we cross that bridge, For now Mature for Swearing, Implied Sexual Content, Manhunt - Freeform, Eli Vance Ball Kicking Simulator, This story gets a little dark, No beta I die like Kenny
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/aUjRvoz
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The boyo got flustered because of his poofy head, but Stan doesn’t seem to mind. A little sketch to PROTECT KYLE BROFLOVSKI! The main blog for the artist of this drawing is @eli-snickerdoodle. Make sure to follow them for more oofy drawings.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: South Park Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski Additional Tags: Autism Spectrum Disorder, vent fic, Kinda, it's not super angsty or anything, veeeery vague description of sensory overload i guess?, Asperger's Syndrome, Autism, you can take autistic stan from my cold dead hands Summary:
It's too loud. Under quieter circumstances, Stan would probably be able to look his friend in the eye.
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AKA Eli projects onto fictional characters! Short-ish vent-ish fic I wrote a while ago. (There is a severe lack of autistic Stan that I would love to remedy. So this is my first attempt.)
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Jumping on the bandwagon...
I made a blog for my south park kiddos ^^
Please go harass Elijah (Eli) and Everett (sons of Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski). It would make me sooooo happy~
They can be found HERE
Eli:
Everett:
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I love ur Eli n Menorah drawings I think abt them A Lot actually 👍👍👍👍
THANK YOU SM!! i think abt them lots too and im glad other people like the little fellers too 🥺💕💕 rest assured more of em is coming!!!
anywyas pre-relationship menorah is like "i have feelings. for broflovski. jesus fucking christ what the fuck this cannot be happening to me" but then once she's in a relationship with eli it's all
#myart#mail#south park#south park post covid#south park fanart#south park art#eli broflovski#elwynn broflovski#menorah cartman#kyle's kids#cartman's kids#melwynn#elinorah
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WAAAAAAA this so nice!!! its so cool how well thought out all your hcs all are, even down to their names!! kind of a lil embarrassed bc mine aren't as detailed ajdhajaj, but ill share anyway!!! bc i wanna talk abt these silly little goobers
idk how we managed to both have this hc but i ALSO HC KYLE'S SON AS BEING VRY INTERESTED IN HISTORY (and being generally academically gifted) but also so funny bc??? all our other hcs are totally opposite to one another 😭😭😭
Kyle's son, who i have named Elwynn "Eli" Broflovski after a very productive 15 minutes scrolling through baby name websites and mixing and matching names until i found one i vibed with, i always characterized to be the one generally introverted and aloof and wears a constant poker face. he's generally polite, and even mildly popular, but he prefers to keep to himself. he has a small friend circle (which sooner or later becomes enlarged out of circumstances beyond his control) and likes it that way, as he easily tires if made to interact with a large number of other people for an extended period of time. he's also very academically gifted, except for math, for which he almost always just barely passes, and while i also hc'd him to be athletic, i never really gave him a sport he's interested in. he's a deep sleeper that loves to do absolutely nothing on the weekends and wakes up at lunch time only bc his friends are banging at his door so they can hang out.
like i said he's very into history!! he thinks its fascinating to see what life was like in the past in different places and what kinda shit went down. he also rlly likes comics!! of any kind of any topic, art style and theme. he just likes to read in general. ive never rlly imagined him going thru a rebellious phase tbh, but i guess dating the daughter of the man your father hates is as rebellious as gets though? akdjskak, in all seriousness i do think he might have some insecurities at times bc as good as you are, there's always someone better. moreso when he thinks someone else is way better suited for menorah to date (and whose family cartman doesn't hate) but he generally keeps this to himself as he always does, but his behavior changes just enough for menorah to sniff it out, and for kyle to wonder who the extra lunch he keeps cooking everyday is for 🤨🤨🤨
he's very good with household chores, esp cooking!! i feel like mama sheila would have a cookbook of jewish recipes and that kyle would pass it down to eli. he likes to cook for people he cares about, it's his most prominent love language <3 while he is generally deadpan and blunt, he's hopelessly easy to fluster, and in terms of temperament his is actually the best between the kyle, him and his sister. he just glares, holds it in, and leaves the situation bc he really can't be bothered to fight. he's got better things to do and, as student council vice president (former president) that's not a good example set gor everyone else (and he'd rather not have rumors about him flying around)
but as much as he is poker faced he's a very emotional person!! he cares very deeply for his family and friends, and will throw hands if he deems it necessary and unavoidable (whether unavoidable bc of the situation or unavoidable bc he's too angry to back down.) and in that vein, he wants the people he cares about to be happy, and sometimes has the tendency to put their needs/wants over his own. this leads to him and aubrey teaming up to overnanalyze the people the interact with their dad to matchmake him with somebody they think is fit for him and go get him some!!! and speaking of his sister,
Aubrey "Abby" Broflovski also named after scrolling through baby name websites and her nickname being from another user, is an absolute menace of a little girl. the personality of a smart anime ikemen bad boy in the body of an jewish american little girl. ok thats just stretching it lol, but she's a goofy ass kid!! in contrast to her brother she's very extroverted, but also prefers to keep a sizeable friend group (3 main friends with a few others she's cool with even. to form a group kinda like the main 4. ykyk) . she's also academically gifted, but not as much as her brother (her grades being a balance of A's and B's where as Eli's are straights A's that stops dead at the D- he has in math). she's a friendly chirpy little gal and likes to adopt stray introverts around the corners, and she's in the ice hockey team as captain! since pcov does exist in some utopian universe ill just take the liberty to say children's sports teams are now mixed in gender. so she's really kicking ass! kyle was very, very hesitant to let her play hockey (flashbacks to stanley's cup) but he lets her after her incessant pleading and having a powerpoint presentation on why she should let her play. nonetheless he's there every practice and every game and is always reminding her and scheking her safety gear for himself to make sure she's safe.
speaking of kicking ass girl knows how to give a roundhouse to the face. while she eventually knocks it out a little after a few incidents of her father being called to school she's always ready to throw hands. she does her best to play peacekeeper and try to tesolve things in a peaceful, resonable way, her temper is just as short as kyle's and it'd be best not to test her patience. even so, once she's calmed down depending on what you did, its not actually very difficult for her to forgive, kind of easy even. also i totally imagine her and moisha getting along better in highschool but absolutely hating each other in elementary and middle school. mostly with moisha bothering her on account of his father and abby fighting back on account of her short temper. i absolutely also love to imagine moisha thinking menorah and eli's relationship is unbelievable and trying to break them up while abby is trying to stop him without letting the couple know. hijinks ensue, school property is broken, kyle and cartman are called to school etc. etc.
i also really love the idea of her really connecting with charity work, and just helping peop in general. she definitely gets a really strong sense of justice from kyle too, and i like to think that alot of the reasons she starts throwing hands and adopting introverts is for that reason too. she stays behind to help anyone in her ocket team if their injured or if they wanna do extra practice, she walks home with any later stranglers at school, she helps her friends study etc.
i picture her as being really into video games and metal! she has a band and they play in the basement whenever kyle and eli aren't around so she isnt forced to play a little less louder doesnt bother anyone. i feel it'd be really funny to see this polite looking girl have a band and then shes singing scream-o. i also feel like she really likes to wear suits? this could be just me wanting an excuse to draw girls in suits but she likes suits. she also like dresses she just likes suits better. in formal events she always asks her dad if she'd be allowed to wear suits, she just thinks its cool. she also likes to wear one of those more punky outfits with the leather and spikes, kyle is always a little concerned but indulges her anyway bc he just cant say no to a well organized powerpoint presentation
anyways, i think that's the most of it!!! its so fun seeing other people's interpretations and seeing how similar but also how totally different they are.
glad you had fun with my ask!! :DD let's share our wildly unfounded hc's some more in the future!!
hey hey!! random question but what do you think kyle's kids are like? or even cartman's kids. i've just been sitting in my little corner with my own little characterizations so i figured might as well break out of my shell a little and ask other ppl what their interpretations are, and ur rlly fun!! :D
Thank you so much for the ask!! I love all your art of Kyle and Cartmans' children very much, it's fantastic :D I thought long and hard, and have come up with these wildly unfounded headcanons for Kyle’s children, partially influenced by kidfics I have read by authors such as Hollycomb and Sekrit (credit to the latter for being the first to name Kyle’s kid Benji!)
Benjamin Bartholemew Broflovski: I’ve always headcanoned Kyle’s middle name as Benjamin. Likewise, I hc Bartholomew is a family name on Gerald’s side, so Kyle wanted to honour that too. Plus, he's a big fan of alliteration :D
Benji is an overachieving, do-no-wrong golden child. He plays a lot of soccer in his youth (watched over by Soccer Mom Kyle) but switches to basketball in high school after a generous growth spurt. He’s also academically gifted, getting great grades in all of his classes. His favourite subject is history, specifically early civilisation. Would you like to know how the ancient Egyptians mummified the dead? Or the process of constructing an ancient Roman road? Well, he’s going to tell you anyway, and the lecture will last no less than two hours, and no, you don’t get a break. The only time that Benji does not exude confidence is when it comes to dating when he's older, wherein he’s a flustered and stuttering mess. He’s got the Bitchless Broflovski curse, I’m afraid 😔
Despite his radiant childhood, he goes through a rebellious phase in his early teen years. He starts to worry that people see him as boring or stuck-up, and so acts out. I doubt he’d go full goth, but maybe he’d get busted for drinking on school property or something, camped out behind the bleachers with some of the Bad Kids. Kyle gets SO MAD that the full name is cracked out: "Benjamin Bartholemew Broflovski!" but Benji figures if it’s pissing his dad off, then he must be doing something right. This behaviour spirals out of control until he has a bit of a scare (someone gets hurt, but not seriously), and after Kyle comes to his rescue, the two have a good ol’ heart to heart and all is well once more :)
During the brief moment we see him in Post Covid, Benji is shown wearing a kippah, which could indicate that he’s an orthodox Jew. However, Kyle’s lifestyle does not seem to adhere to orthodoxy on the show, and I imagine he’d raise Benji as a reform/liberal Jew, just like I think Kyle is. The kippah could be because they’re at a Denny’s Applebees Max, and some Jews choose to cover their heads when eating, but I believe that, like Gerald, he simply wears his all of the time. As the post-covid conclusion is a utopian vision, Benji has been raised without the same antisemitic bullying that his father experienced, and so has no shame or self-loathing about being Jewish. He’s proud and he’s passionate about his faith!
Ada-May Sheila Broflovski: Kyle strikes me as the kind of guy to name his daughter after a famous feminist figure. Ada is after Ada Lovelace, who’s widely considered to be the first computer programmer! The ‘May’ is a family name, double barreled because he likes the ring to it. Sheila is of course after his mother, who he may have his gripes with, but still loves very dearly.
Ada is a quiet child. Raised in her older brother’s shadow, she’s not as naturally gifted at sports, and despite her namesake struggles quite a lot with math. Kyle loves both his children equally of course, but sometimes he doesn’t know what to make of her, because she’s not very expressive and quite emotionally closed off at times. She really enjoys reading, particularly nonfiction, so Kyle finds ways to connect with her by talking to her about the books she enjoys, and reading her favourites with her.
Ada doesn’t have too many friends whilst growing up, which Kyle stresses over to no end, but she doesn’t mind too much, happy in her own little world. In high school she makes friends with Moisha, Cartman’s son, and they start the school paper together. This kickstarts her passion for photography, as she follows Moisha around with a camera whist he asks people invasive and leading questions. The pair get into a lot of trouble together, and many hijinks ensue. Kyle blames it on Moisha's upbringing by his inept father and secretly misses the days when Ada didn’t have so many friends.
Tzedakah (charity work) is one of the most important commandments that Jews are obligated to observe, and I can see Ada really connecting with this mitzvah. She loves helping people in need, and works on many, many charity drives and events throughout her youth. She inherits a strong sense of justice from her father, and I love the idea of them bonding over this! They volunteer every Wednesday night at a soup kitchen together, and Benji sometimes comes too, making it a family affair :D
So, those are my main headcanons for Benji and Ada at the moment! I’d love to hear anyone else’s thoughts if they’d like to share theirs as well. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to ramble!!
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— kyle, eric, & kenny w a dirty minded reader (platonic) !
hcs : g/n reader a/n : this idea was haunting my mind and I js had to write it 😓😓 also I originally wanted to add stan but I had no ideas for him sorry 😭😭 warning(s) : nsfw mentions
— kyle broflovski
DUDE IS TIRED OF YOUR SHIT.
you and cartman are the reason why hes this close to going insane
you love bothering him with silly jokes that make his face as red as his hair, bursting out laughing as he pinches the bridge of his nose
especially in public. you two would be sitting beside each other in the assembly hall when you randomly get a dirty thought. grinning evilly as you whisper said thought in the gingers ear.
his head will immediately cock towards you and he'll give you the most DISGUTING and STANKIEST expression known to man.
you only laugh it off.
you also like to bother him with 'does the carpet match the drapes?' questions, to which he always refuses to answer.
physically gags whenever he sees you staring at some person all drooly.
you draw dicks on his homework when he isn't looking. in pen.
— eric cartman
one of the few people that actually tolerates your shitty humor.
he snorts at most of your jokes, and he considers you as his 3rd best friend after butters and kenny.
you two like tag teaming against stan and kyle whenever they get TOO close, much to the disappointment of the duo.
"I love you, kyle" "I love you too, dude" "jesus, why don't you two go and makeout at this point." "yeah, grind on each others dick while you're at it!"
usually ignores you when your gawking at some hot person, but occasionally tells you to shut up.
he does get annoyed sometimes when you're restless and joke around too much for one day.
HATESS whenever you make jokes about his mom. will literally throw hands and tell on you.
calls you a horny virgin
used to rip on you 24/7 till you 'jokingly' said you were into it.
— kenny mccormick
the most iconic duo ever.
the only person that understands you and your dirty mind 😞
you guys CONSTANTLY ogle at random hot people, whispering and giggling to each other as said person just stares at you two in concern.
you both also exchange playboy magazines all the time. and you two are hella sketchy when doing so.
"got the goods, ken?" "yeah, got it right here"
the group thought you were doing drugs at first tbh.
you and kenny are always fueling dumb ideas and questions into each others minds
you two are also each others wingman/wingwoman 🤝
you guys made a pact a few years ago that if at 35 you were both still single, you'd get married
jokes about who has the bigger dick constantly (even funnier if you're afab)
kenny is probably the kind of guy to moan randomly during class, you both think its the funniest shit ever.
you guys like to buy flavored lube and rate it. probably also fed it to cartman once telling him it was some candy.
#— elys works#south park x reader#south park fluff#south park hcs#main 4#kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski x reader#eric cartman#eric cartman x reader#kenny mccormick#kenny mccormick x reader#kyle broflovski hcs#eric cartman hcs#kenny mccormick hcs#style#rip stan#stan marsh#platonic south park x reader
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How the World went to Hell
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2wbLpI3
by CrazyAssFangirl
Words: 2958, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park, Rick and Morty, Fairy Tail, My Hero Academia, Fruits Basket, Food Wars!, Assassination Classroom, Trickster - Fandom, Black Butler, Attack on Titan, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Rave Master, PJO + other related fandoms, Keeper of the Lost Cities, Soul Eater
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: Lots of fucking people, Lucy, Sting, Rogue, Natsu, Gray, Erza, Jellal, Lisanna, Bickslow, Freed - Character, Laxus, Evergreen, Elfman, Mirajane, cana, Rufus, Lyon, Jet, levy, Gajeel, Pantherlily, Happy - Character, Carla, Wendy, Romeo, chelia, Cobra, Soul Eater - Character, Maka, Black Star, Death the Kid, Tsubaki, Excaliber, Professor Bitch, Mr. Karasuma, Karma, Nagisa, Nakamura, Kayano, Okajima, Terasaka, Jason, Piper, Leo, Calypso, Percy, Annabeth, Will, Nico, Hazel, Frank, Chiron, Ciel, sabastian, Haru, Elie, Musica - Character, Musica's gang, Plue, The jelly perv, Sophie Foster, Fitz Vacker, Biana Vacker, Tam Song, Linh Song, Dex (keeper of the lost cities), Keefe Sencen, Rick, Morty, Kobayashi, Hanasaki, The Council of Twenty, Tricia, Karen, Ike, Firkle
Relationships: Clyde x Token, Tweek x Craig - Relationship, Kenny x Butter, Ike x Firkle, Nagisa x Karma, Sting x Rogue - Relationship, Lucy x Natsu, Takumi x Soma, Isumi x Megumi, Kobayashi x Hanasaki, Deku x Kacchan - Relationship, Kyo x Tohru, Professor Bitch x Mr. Karasuma, percy x annabeth, Nico x Will - Relationship, Jason x Piper - Relationship, Leo x Calypso, Hazel x Frank, Ciel x Sabby, Haru x Elie, Sophie Foster x Fitz Vacker, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Soul x Maka, Black Star/Nakatsukasa Tsubaki, Death the Kid x Symmetry, Biana x Tam, Tricia Tucker x Karen McCormick
Additional Tags: Did I spell symmetry right?, an overwhelming wave of gay is hitting this fanfic, I'm tired, i have no life, I need one, HALP ME, life hit me like the Japanese Bullet train, BakuDeku 4 life!, I'm gonna go eat a tub of chocolate ice cream by myself, maybe watch a horror movie and laugh, Anyone else find horror movies not at all scary?, I'm out of chocolate, wat is life, my life is like a shitty meme, nobody wants it; but everyone looks at it
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2wbLpI3
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im very normal about them
#myart#south park#south park post covid#kyle's kids#cartman's kids#south park menorah#south park menorah cartman#sp menorah#sp menorah cartman#menorah cartman#elwynn broflovski#elinorah#melwynm#yes my name for him is elwynn#nickname eli#eli broflovski#south park fanart#sp fanart#fanart
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Just wanted to say i love your menorah and eli art
AKBSAKHSNS TYSM!! im glad u liked menorah and eli enough to send an ask abt them twice 💟💟💟😭😭 it's been a while since i worked on anything abt them, but i am making a silly comic for them! here's a wip, i apologize for my terrible handwriting i promise it'll look more readable in the final version
additionally, i'm glad ure also enjoying the many many kyles i've drawn, he has latched himself onto my mind and it looks like he'll be there for a while
#mail#south park post covid#sp menorah#sp eli#menorah cartman#eli broflovski#melwynn#elinorah#menorah x eli
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reposting this bc i accidentally deleted it 😭
#myart#south park#south park post covid#sp eli broflovski#sp aubrey broflovski#sp kenny#sp kenny mccormick#south park kenny#south park kenny mccormick#kenny mccormick#sp stan#sp stan marsh#south park stan#south park stan marsh#stan marsh#sp stylenny#stylenny#style (implied)#k2 (implied)#should i tag st/enny?#maybe not#sp kyle#sp kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski
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