#elfpractice asks

[sydhina]

ELF PRACTICE!!!!!

(goddammit why are you the way you are)

[sydhina]

Today is the day of your judgement. You must now choose to either plead innocent to the charges of you being a traitor to the High Elf Council of Belgium and most likely be punished fiercely for it. Or you could plead guilty in order to have the charges dropped for the price of your exocommunication from the elf community. Choose wisely.

fuck you.

[sydhina]

What's it like in elf jail?

the person in the topbunk keeps singing christmas songs in his sleep. my shoes with bells have been confiscated. there are no reindeer here. i am sad.

[sydhina]

Why are Belgian elves hated so much?

idk. dutch elves are just haters i guess

[sydhina]

Elfen van België zijn bedenkelijk. Dutch, the language, is for ACTUAL Dutch elves, not thieving imposters like Belgian elves. You guys suck! The High Elf Council of Belgium should be cancelled and the Netherlands should rule over them. #JustMyTwoCents #FightMeGlittervonelf #LameElf #I'mNotARadicalNationalistIJustThinkBelgianElvesAreUnworthy #IDidntDeserveToGetFired #DutchElvesRule

stop the discrimination of belgian elves. please donate 10 dollars. thank you

[sydhina]

You've failed your weekly elf practice. Your score is 55/100. If you do not earn at least 60% each week, then you will fail the course and must retake it to gain your certificate. You lost points due to a lack of participation and abhorrent manners. We understand that you've been arrested but we'd like you to know that elf practice classes are available in prison. See you there! —Mentors of Troubled Elfs

this reminds me of my teachers comments on my math exam

[sydhina]

You never deserved elf practice, you heathen. I can't believe I fought so hard for you to go.

i never wanted to go to elf practice dammit you just made me

[sydhina]

What the frick frack diddly dack do you mean by "sterf", you lame elf?! Oh btw, the cops are looking for you because of some evidence that has mysteriously shown up. You got me fired, karma will do the rest.

sterf means die you bitch ass elf

[sydhina]

Lena von GlittervonElf, You have been placed under arrest by the High Elf Council for fraternizing with the enemy and dispelling elven secrets. These violations constitute the charge of High Treason. You may either defend yourself in Court or plead non-guilty and be exocommunicated from the elven community. You have until Monday to make your decision. Sincerely, the High Elf Council of Belgium

whos the enemy? and how the fuck should i know if i dont go to elf practice

[sydhina]

Thanks a lot. I lost my job because of you. But it turned out that I was wrong. Belgian elves aren't the worst elves. It's just you

sterf.

[sydhina]

The International Elf Federation would like to apologize on behalf of our representative's disgusting and discriminatory opinions towards Belgian elves. We would like you to know that we regard Belgian elves along with any other nationality of elves as equal. Please continue your elf duties with dignity and integrity. P.S. It would be easier to carry out these duties if you would attend elf practice regularly.

why thank you. ill attend the upcoming elfpractice. juliet is indeed very mean

[sydhina]

Elf practice is essential to the development of a common elf. There, you will learn the ways of the elf, elf history, and our magic/politics. Failure to attend our general elf preparatory program will result in pitiful attempts at rune-making and societal integration. It will yield you to a life of misery as you will always be an outsider to us pure elves. To fulfill your destiny as an elf, please consult your nearest elf mentor. And remember, "Elves love themselves! Elves enchant anyone else!"

leave me alone i dont wanna be like other elves. i want to run off into the sunset and never return