#elderknightofblood

[golgoterror]

YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GET YOUR BLEEDING PUZZLE THING BACK BEFORE I LET LITTLE EAT IT. I SHOULD JUST DO IT ANYWAY. IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD GIFT FOR A WIGGLER HIS AGE. AND THERE'S NO REASON TO BE GIVING HIM ANYTHING ANYWAY. YOU NOW HAVE FOUR MINUTES TO COME GET IT. TICK TOCK, NGLISH.

@elderknightofblood

[GT]: Woah woah woah there!! Back the bus right up this instant!

[GT]: Im begging of every single one of your pardons right now!

[GT]: What what whaty what?? A puzzle? What puzzle? I havent given nobody a friggen puzzle. Not that i can recall of that is.

[GT]: Also who in the great firey inferno even are you??

[lifcything]

@elderknightofblood | [sc]

“ Are you quite sure that will work? “

[asomatousaria]

elderknightofblood replied to your post “hello!  arch is slumbering so im here for a bit”

NO IDEA WHO THE HELL THAT IS, SO YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME.

wonderful! thank you for your reliability stranger

[temporalbanneret]

i cant believe this dude named his wiggler little buddy no at least barf up some syllables or some shit

[kindredconfectionery]

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➋ Have you ever roleplayed with someone that just left an unforgettable impression on you?

I could name quite a few people here, some of whom are still around and who I rp with to this day. But I’m not going to do that for the simple matter that it’s hard to forget people who aren’t gone yet. 

One of the first Solluxes I ever played against over on my very first Karkat (elderknightofblood), whose url was mage-of-doom, they changed it later to bee-wonder (and it seems to still be there: @bee-wonder-blog-blog ). A lot of shit went down in my early days of rping, and they were fantastic in the middle of all that and just a stellar Sollux all around.

I’m going to cite one other, which was one of the first John’s I ever rped with. The url was something like ‘ectobisexual.’ I know they deleted the blog due to stress and ooc drama. But the characterization was spot on and they were just a wonderful person to talk to ooc. They even made nsfw rps funny, which was great. I even made my second Karkat (hazythreshecutioner, who can still be seen in streams and is why I’m called Hazy) originally as a sort of splinter of the first in order to attempt to minimize the drama, though to little avail from the third party.

[lostgehenna-blog]

elderknightofblood replied to your post:devotedharlequin replied to your post “have you...

KNOWING HIM IT PROBABY ISN’T TOO MUCH SARCASM. AND I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

damniit. ii have rea2on two be jealou2 of a clown.

but at lea2t ii know ii've got company.

[persephonesocean-blog]

YES, BUT I'M A CUTE BUTT. WHICH REMINDS ME, I HAVE A FOOD RELATED FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU.

W)(y did I only just now get t)(is?

Food related favor?

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

HEY, I DIDN’T DO SO HOT FOR QUITE A WHILE. PATIENCE, MY MAN. AND IT MIGHT JUST SURPRISE YOU WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING FOR IT. THERE’S A REASON THAT’S A CLICHE.

All that tells me is 'give up you're bound to be alone with 50 cats'.....I'll accept the cats.

[megidoscratch]

elderknightofblood replied to your post: “elderknightofblood replied to your post: there are too many alternates...”:

WELL, I TRIED. I DON'T THINK OFFERING MY MOIRAIL'S REGENERATIVE ABILITIES JUST SO YOU CAN DESTROY HER WORK AGAIN IMMEDIATELY WOULD GO OVER WELL WITH HER OR I WOULD.

i appreciate that you were willing to offer me your moirail in the first place

[technicalhorcruxcrafter]

#I PREFER THE ORIGINAL NAME

Me too, buddy. Me too

[lostgehenna-blog]

elderknightofblood replied to your post “but ii don’t want two go out2iide agaiin!!”

I WOULD APOLOGIZE, BUT NAH. IT'S MORE FUN LAUGHING AT THIS.

ii hate you 2o much riight now.

[kyprinos]

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(214): hi2 apartment number wa2 69. i had to.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

elderknightofblood replied to your post:Sometimes I just want to lay down and sleep but...

TRAIN YOURSELF TO DO SHIT WHILE YOU’RE ASLEEP. NO NEED TO BE CONSCIOUS TO GET THINGS DONE.

Last time I did that I almost killed someone....I mean I don't think that's a good idea.

[megidoscratch]

elderknightofblood replied to your post: there are too many alternates and too ...

THERE ARE DEFINITELY TOO MANY ALTERNATES OF EVERYONE. AND JUST TAKE OTHER PEOPLE’S EYES IN LIEU OF YOUR OWN. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT?

thats not as meaningful or as fun