#ekky is just a messy hot girl and i need her so bad

[ratatatastic]

no one asked but ekky worst superlatives edition: a tale as old as time because its so important to know he genuinely is a nightmare wrapped up in a wet dream

i just wanted to bring up the ekkydavo of it all again yeah because i think its funny to bring up not particularly a worst superlative however i think them davo reacting with dread and them both of them being snippy at each other for being bad roommates is funny in retrospect

which teammate has the messiest room? sasha who leads with "thats a tough one I dont really go to other guys rooms BUT" because god forbid he ever forgets what rookie jail was like with ekky he will never let anyone forget it despite it being 7 years since then (at the time he said it) and also just huby corroborating with sasha saying ekky takes the longest to get his hair done...

and no he is not exempt from dpartner ribbing either lmao

you know at least hes self aware lmao if theres one thing about ekky and worst superlatives is that he is very self aware of how bad he is. will he stop? no. but he does know.

and for like nooooo reason at all AHEM: presented without comment

honourable metion rookie ekky who did not wash his sheets for like 4 months while living with willie lmao

do you also think about how hesistant swaggy benny and monty were to name ekky as the worst seatmate on the teamplane do you think they love their buddy so much and know how whiny and insufferable he is gonna be about this they didnt want to say but they have to do you think ekky was a little drama queen about it do you-