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WATCHING THE RECENT EPISODE REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING--
AND NOW:
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#anyway fyodor found out dazai's means of communication first#and now it's up to dazai to figure out his mode next#hopefully.....we see that next chapter#but still wondering how fyodor figured out that catgirl was dazai's contact#or....since dazai gave away this detail to sigma that easily does this mean dazai knew it would be leaked anyway?#and his actual contact is someone else?#also very sus that something that only sigma was told about got to be known by fyodor? is the Book/Page playing some kind of role in this??#everything sigma comes to know is automatically passed on to fyodor or something??#is that Sigma's true ability something even he isn't aware of it??#anything is possible with the power of the Book#we still dunno what his ability does exactly?
tl;dr, I am still wondering how Fyodor figured out that the Cat Girl was Dazai's point of contact and if he knew this already, why did he not get her killed beforehand?
The timing is very suspicious. It's only after Dazai tells Sigma about the catgirl, Fyodor gets his hand on her? Maybe, Dazai suspected that Sigma was still being used by Fyodor and was testing his suspicions out by purposefully letting information onto Sigma? And his actual method of communication is something entirely different?
there are two possibilities: 1] the cat-girl is actually his secret contact which would mean Dazai's sole contact to Ango has been cut off 2] cat-girl was just a blind to throw off Fyodor. In this case, Dazai is still in the game because his contact is still a secret as is Fyodor's. And, through that source, help might arrive for his current crisis.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd fyodor#bsd 105#bsd 105.5#bsd 106#bsd manga spoilers#bsd spoilers#my-bsd-posts#does this mean what i think it means?#it can't be right?#i am scared#also fyodor is very clever#so surely he won't fall for his trap as easily as that right?#well.... let's see#either way rip catgirl
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--𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨!
Synopsis: The genshin boys & their catgirl behind closedoors~
!tw!: nsfw, mentions of smoking, mentions of the forbidden leaf, mentions of high and venti being a crackhead and consuming catnip.
Characters-! Kazuha, Venti
Author's note: finally back from being sick! Can't wait to post again<3
Seriously, what was he thinking about bringing a random girl from the streets onto his home?
Alright maybe he does have to admit that you were easy on the eye...yet imagine his surprise when he saw you sprout cat ears and a tail while rummaging through his refrigerator for that tuna sandwich he was going to have for dinner! So either way; he doesn't have the heart to throw you out, so he opted to keep you instead. It wasn't going to be easy that's for sure...but at least he would have his own “fun” punishing you.
| 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡! 𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚 🎀
Not only did you have a reliable master- a pretty one too at that!
Although it does add the burden of fending off unwanted admirers who stink up his scent! Can't he see that those hussies are just a waste of his time? He has to realize that they're not the ones who wait an absurd amount of time for him to come home after he disappears to the strange hell that's college! Seriously, Kazuha doesn't know how selfish he's being by leaving his kitty unattended all alone with only the various gifts he spoiled her. Why, only his catgirl can definitely take on the weird punishments that her master seems to enjoy implementing...
Yet- speaking of punishments, surely Kazuha wouldn't get upset over seeing his ruined thesis paper ripped on the floor...it was just the heat of the moment after seeing one of those floozies right at his door to seemingly deliver the papers he left.
Yeah right, like hell you could believe that! Those girls are just there to throw themselves onto your master! Annd... before you could notice, said thesis is ripped in pieces. Maybe he wouldn't get mad, after all he makes a ton of those papers, surely one being destroyed wouldn't hurt right?
NSFW under this!
The jingling of keys could be heard along with a click on the door to reveal a somewhat disheveled Kazuha inviting himself in your shared apartment; placing a hand on his hair to push it back lazily before calling out to you in a daze.
“Kitty? Are you-yawn...still awake perhaps?“ Upon hearing your master softly call your name, your cat ears perked up as the bell on your choker toiled to make your presence known to him, greeting him with a warm hug all the while stirring him awake, yet making him melt in the hug with a soft sigh.
“I'm here!~ Welcome home Kazuha, It must've been a tiresome day for you hmm..?“
While in the embrace of an innocent hug, you mischievously smothered him in your breasts with the intention to not only wipe off the stench of other girls on his clothes, but to also distract him from seeing the ruined thesis paper on the floor! Aside from your internal panic, Kazuha could clearly see past the excuses of affection that you were showing him in...But he couldn't deny the growing arousal of his from the touch of your soft body, chuckling on the side of your nape.
“Dearest, what are you hiding from me...?“
Kazuha just loved teasing you to the tip of his cock heart, seeing your flustered reactions really was the highlight of his college days and even brightened up some of his stressful weeks of the semester, and he's certainly planning on not stopping anytime soon so to further incite panic on his cute kitty girl, Kazuha pulled himself away from your chest and places himself onto your shoulder, earning to hear a well-deserved squeal out of you as he playfully makes several clicks with the tip of his tongue.
“Oh dear, have you been misbehaving in my absence? You know I don't tread lightly with any misdemeanor of yours...“
The pitch in his voice steeped to a low octave as the loving grip on your waist began to harshly mark crescendos in the flesh, restraining your movements as he led you to the door of his bedroom, a sinister smile growing on Kazuha's lips as he hushed your panic cries.
”Shhh shh...stop trying to resist, you deserve this don't you..?” Kazuha brazenly wiped the tears from your weeping form as a dark seductive laugh escapes from his lips, coming from such a mesmerizing face and flowery words...you hadn't noticed that Kazuha already unlocked the bedroom door and you swiftly landed on his bed.
By then, what snapped you awake was the apparent sound of clothes ripping and the wide physical shock from seeing your master already placed in between your legs, biting and sucking so harshly on the supple flesh that you're sure blood would appear.
“K-kazuha haah...! sniff enough please! It hurts!...hic- sssso much! Ssssoso!-“ You wail a panicked cry on deaf ears as Kazuha slapped your exposed clit with an amused smile, tutting at your whining.
“Ah ah ahhh~ you know that isn't my name in this situation, say it correctly and I just might go gentle for tonight's punishment...♡“
Kazuha playfully mused as he briefly blew a wisp of cold air on your exposed cunt, causing you to shiver violently from the sensation with a yelp.
“M-mreow Hah! Master! P-please go gentle on me~“ You mewled desperately that you haven't felt your fluffy cat tail wrap around his wrist that delayed another teasing on your puffy clit, to Kazuha's distaste.
“You disappoint me kitten...haven't I told you to stop resisting? Enticing me with that sweet voice of yours won't make things better either...” Kazuha sighed before cruelly plunging three fingers inside your vulva with no warning. Before you could even realize the tears swelling in your eyes, all you felt was the painful stretch of his slender fingers inside your gummy walls. The bed then creaked slightly as Kazuha adjusted himself on your pathetic form to nibble on your fluffy cat ears to his liking.
“Come now and caress those pretty nipples of yours to encourage my fingers to start moving, that's what you want don't you?” Followed by a shaky nod, your hands started to toy with your perky nipples to feel your master finally, finally! thrust those three fingers of his inside you, sliding just right to your tight squishy walls while gradually coating his fingers in your slick...even picking up the pace a bit by thrusting in and out of your pussy.
”Ahh..ah! Fuck! Y-yes yesyes! Ooh! Right there m-master i'm...hahh..so close!“ You moaned in relief as you've begun to roughly tug and squeeze your nipples in an attempt to ease the impending orgasm for that night and the sinful noises of Kazuha's fingers squelching inside of you wasn't helping with your embarrassment either. Oh well, at least he was fingerfucking you so damn good that you could barely comprehend the dirty talk Kazuha was whispering in your ear...and after a few harsh thrusts, a moan was ripped out of your throat as you let out your orgasm, causing you to cream so much around his fingers.
While you were preoccupied twitching intensely underneath him, you felt your master pull his three fingers outside of you with a string of your essence present as he grinded his clothed erection on your bare pussy with a lazy grin.
”Fuck...that was hot of you, my love...open wide~”
Kazuha then nudges the corner of your mouth open with his thumb to allow access his three fingers to rest snugly on your tongue with the taste of your sweet-salty cum overfilling your taste buds...you swear you would see the twisted expression of affection Kazuha is showing if it weren't for the sensation of his fingers shoving you open.
| 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫! 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 🍀
Leave it to the fun professor of the Monstadt Department to get high with his cat-well er...catgirl. Jokes aside, Venti is a doting master to you almost frequently, despite your ironic contrast of being the responsible one in this living arrangement. Yet every once in a while, he forgets your constant scolding of his reckless behavior when he gets carried away with unwinding~
NSFW under this!
Dear god, if only you knew the devious shit he had planned for the both of you that day you would've shut the door on his face when he came home after a day at his University but to your reluctance, it was already too late for that when you found yourself sat on his lap with his lips hurriedly scattering kisses on your neck while you shakily lit up the rolled-up cigarette in his hand. While Venti; of course who noticed your nervousness began to take advantage of it by fiddling with the hem of your flimsy underwear, in the midst of his advances you winced from the sensation as you didn't even notice Venti's harsh sucking omit from your neck.
“Haah, you put on a facade as if you're not enjoying it~“ Venti nibbled hurriedly on the shell of your cat ear before swiftly taking away the lit-up cigarette off your hands with a soft inhale.
Although your cheeks were flushed, you still scoffed at that cocky accusation of your head turned away with a haughty pout;
“You leave me no choice, If I left you alone, only god knows the things you would- nffmph?!”
Alas, before your master could hear another harsh scolding from you; he was quick to slot his cigarette in between your lips instead.
“cough- cough! What the f...aAh~” Venti who let out a soft shush to your whining, encourages you to inhale while nudging his knee into your clothed cunt sensually by swaying side to side against your drenched clit...chuckling slightly from how your slick leaked so much through his knee. You, on the other hand can start to feel the effects of the drug start to take in with the helpful pointers from your teacher~♡
With a swift exhale out of the cigarette in between Venti's fingertips, you leaned into his slender chest while grinding back onto his knee, while the room continues to smell like sex by the evident sounds of your panting growing louder by adjusting to the rhythm on his lap to satisfy the underlying urge your instincts were screaming at you to fulfill.
“Shit- That's my windblume...F-fuck i need to-“
Venti swallowed your moans with an intense kiss as he allowed you to continue grinding your weeping cunt onto his evident hard-on before getting you off his lap to throw your back on the couch, wiping away the drool from his mouth to abruptly lift your leg over his shoulder to continue pressing against your now-drenched pussy.
“My snobbish kitten looks so vulnerable under me...you look perfect this way...“
Venti muffled his moans in between your neck as you felt his throbbing cock slip out of his boxers- adding more sensation to this high of yours and not a second more, you could see the self-restraint in his demeanor slip away with every quick inhale he took out of his cigarette.
“I-i can't hold back anymore...“ Venti panted in your ear before biting his lip so harshly that it threatened to spill red, accompanied by the feeling of his experienced hands straddling your hips that sent shivers down your spine as he briskly thrusted his engorged tip against your outer pussy lips, bottoming out completely with a gutteral groan. "M-master... fuck! it hurts-!" You immediately clasped your arms around Venti's back to dig in your sharp nails onto his skin effectively marking bright red-crescendos on your owner just as he wanted due to the fact that Venti's thrusts against your pussy started to reach deeper places inside of you...His lips omitting a puff of smoke onto your face before quickly asserting his ownership over your tongue and- wait, was that the taste of catnip on his lips? Venti could only chuckle between your lips at your bewildered expression; "You know I- shit...wasn't sure if catgirls like you could get high off regular weed...so I-" Venti pulled away from your enticing lips with a string of saliva glossing over as he paused his words to focus on the tight squeeze of your cunt, hitching his self-restraint to the best of his ability to prevent shooting ribbons of his cum inside you too soon~
"So I- purchased some catnip as a precaution..!- ah, lucky for me however..." You found his slender fingers wander to your chin, lifting it slightly to present his predatory gaze over yours, a smile that could only hold desire for his one and only pet.
"Your lewd moans in a chorus of a sweet melody deserves praise from her teacher hmm..?" You could only continue to claw harder against Venti's back to let him know your response as you start to feel his hips relenting it's pace-
”f-fuck wait- windblume...! S-SHIT!“ -and with a sharp thrust, Venti released globs of his cum with a whine as your walls convulsed around Venti's cock warmly as you started to tighten up around him to milk him for what he's worth...Yeah, you're sure as hell that Venti is going to be late for his prof class... Although maybe you'll give his scolding later~
#genshin imapct#genshin x you#genshin x reader#genshin smut#genshin imagines#back from the dead#tw smoking#tw drugs#tw smut#kazuha x reader#kazuha x you#venti x reader#venti x you#genshin venti#genshin kazuha#genshin impact smut
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RWBY Fans will always say “STOP SEXUALISING WOMEN!” And also be the biggest perpetuators of it by sexualising the catgirl 24/7 by basically making her a manic pixie dream girl
Like, that trope is one of the most infamous cases of sexualising women in media, there’s a reason people hate it
Also doesn’t help that her girlfriend is basically a angry d*debro that probably thinks it’s gay to clean your ass that the fandom calls a “butch” even if she’s basically a twig, and they blame the animators for not making her buff when clearly it’s just RT being lazy hacks bc the official art never portrays her as buff either
Also that the fandom is a-okay with the show sexualising it’s protagonist who WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING SIXTEEN YEARS OLD WHEN THAT DISGUSTING TWEET MADE BY ONE OF THE WRITERS WAS POSTED!
Literally. “RW//BY doesn’t sexualize women” except when Volumes 4-6 when the four main girl’s redesigns each had a boob window. The frequent ass shots throughout the show. Skirt length joke. After ripping the jacket off their abuse victim character for a fight (granted that jacket was ugly but it’s still kind of weird to me…?) they put her in a catsuit so tight she practically has to seatbelt herself in. Weiss used to have a flatter chest, not anymore! Neo went from this fashionable outfit to something so needlessly sexualizing it’s kind of gross. Emerald’s first design exists (and it’s the reason why I honestly like her V8 design way more). The fact they not only had their main 17 YEAR OLD character basically drink the kool aid in what looks like a fucking pin up pose but ALSO MODELED AND ANIMATED RIPS AND TEARS BENEATH AND AROUND HER FUCKING BREASTS is especially what disgusts me.
“RW//BY doesn’t sexualize women?” Sure Jan.
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You got any drawing requests? Sfw or nsfw? I’m kinda bored
if i'm reading this right and you mean have I got any requests for you to draw - yeah! i'm just gonna drop a handful and you can pick whichever catches your eye the hardest, i'll go gaga over any of them lol.
If you mean - do I have my drawing requests open and will draw you something - not right htis second, I'm working on the commission grind for the next couple days now that I've got my ability to focus back haha.
ok ideas;
Drag Strip and Wildrider fighting over a TV remote, but like real-deal, blood-flowing, armor-ripping, fingers-in-eyes-and-biting nasty fighting. optionally the other Stunticons can be sitting in the background completely disinterested in any of this because it's so normal. If you go this route feel free to make it as lazy and/or comical as you like, I imagine this is like an average tuesday afternoon for them - Drag Strip just hates losing at anything, "the control of the tv" included, and Wildrider has no sense of limits in my brain LMFAO it's not like either of them are really suffering for this in spite of the whole. nastiness of the fight
motormaster dying in a glue trap a la that one meme
Dead End drinking a Grimace shake going "i hope this kills me" with the most deadpan :/ expression possible
Breakdown and Dead End watching a random horror movie together, but Breakdown is like huddling under the blankets shaking in terror like a chihuahua and Dead End looks about two minutes from trying to fuck the villain, heart eyes and blush and horny grip on his thigh and everything
Wildrider biting clean through any assorted object that shouldn't be bitten through. Maybe he could be chewing up a stick of dynamite, I think that would be funny. Like it's a snack.
Dead End in like full suspension bondage with a blindfold on looking like he's either asleep or so relaxed he might as well be
Breakdown topping anyone bigger than he is in a completely unbothered and very skilled manner while whoever he's topping comes to absolute pieces. tiny shy dom supremacy. you understand
Motormaster fucking himself on a random non-sentient gun (probably someone else's) while moaning Megatron's name like the fucking loser he is. bonus points if it looks unsexy and like it doesn't even feel that good. because it is funny to me. you understand
wildrider sitting on a couch looking extremely normal but there's like a thought bubble and it's just "i need to eat pussy i need to eat pussy i need to eat pussy" repeating and filling the entire thing up while he's like. watching idk Nascar or Storage Wars or some other stupid shit
Vortex in bondage but being a giant brat about the whole thing so he keeps trying to get his hands free to jerk off but in the "neener neener i got my hands free, you gotta tie me up harder and punish me now" way
Dead End in a catgirl maid outfit but like in a sex way
Vortex and Swindle having weirdly competitive sex with like a ranking board in the background with all five Combaticons on it and Onslaught on top
ok that's probably plenty LMAO feel free to also mix and match or poke or w/e these until they're something more interesting if you're not really feeling what I'm giving you XD
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opla thots through eppie 5 so my brain don't explode:
i'm actually very pleasantly surprised. largely the stuff that is bad is stuff i expected and a lot of things are much better than i expected so like helleth yes we win
kobyyyyyyy perfect 100% i get why they're tying the marines in more for story purposes and idc honestly bc i get to see koby
helmeppo also good tho i could have done without seeing his full cheeks
as a fan there are a lot of small moments that really don't impact the overall story much but i did miss. like toppling the morgan statue. or sanji being present for the mihawk fight to see that devotion to a dream that motivates him to get on the sea. or the catboy being changed to a catgirl that one made me mad. but again does not affect the overall thing so w/e.
casting is so stupid spot on perfect and i've been saying that the whole time but good lord every new character is so insanely good
that said. they really desexied benn beckman. rip king.
why are luffy and usopp the only characters allowed to be fun. where is weird fun hardass grandpa garp. where is any major zoro dumbass moment. he's had a few but we can do better. oh my god i just realized jango wasn't here WHERE IS HE FUCK YOU. THE MENTION OF MIRRORBALL ISLAND IS NOT ENOUGH.
they did largely forget one piece is a comedy which i literally voiced as a worry out loud with my human mouth like an hour before i started watching. pain.
the design is largely extremely good. the costumes fuck every single time. cgi looks better than expected so i'm pretty pleased.
that said. the fishmen look like fucking dogshit i cannot take them seriously. i appreciate that they're using practical effects but my god they're so so so bad just for the fishmen.
on the other hand. enamored with the dendenmushi. they're real and they're vile and i want one soooooo bad
impressed that luffy's fx don't look way worse the only one i think looks bad is balloon and that's. tough.
kuro was very good what a little freak
buggy was. fine. i didn't love him like everyone else seems too i just think they took him in the wrong direction a touch
mihawk looks so good but i hate his accent he sounds bizarre to me
lotta brits in here i was not expecting. not the worst but like. huh.
i keep seeing folks in the tag praising the colors and how it's not dark and muddy and i don't think we were watching the same show. the clothes pop and sometimes they'll light a scene but any scene in the dark even a little bit is so washed out and bad looking it's got that netflix stank all over it like most of the circus tent and garp's ship and the final syrup village fight are dark jumbles
also why did we need two goddamn episodes for syrup village. that seems excessive. i feel like they could have cut things differently and ended up with more time for like. actual adaptation stuff.
zoro crying on the dock was so perfect no notes iconic moment
i did tear up when sanji first appeared so. there is that.
also when zoro one handed lifts that big safe. okay king!
zoro is too smart also in ways that he shouldn't be it's bothering me so much. like when he translates usopp's big wordy bullshit he does not know what those words meannnnn
that said. which way is port. it's to the left. ah okay. stands there and does nothing because he doesn't know which way left is either. also gets lost on his way to a house that's ten feet away and visible. more of this we need more of this so bad.
easter eggs so good so fun. cavendish wanted poster. island of weird animals in the end credits. certainly more i didn't catch. mwah we love it.
dialogue sucks shit also the worst element of the show is by far the writing where like the plot is fine the way they rearranged things doesn't bother me if i wanted the exact story in order i'd read it again but the actual lines they write are mostly so stupid bad and generic. every so often they hit on a good one but it's generally lifted straight from the manga.
they didn't even get gold roger's speech right. he didn't say he left it all in one piece. that's the fucking. it's the whole thing of it innit.
oh i need to mention cabaji specifically weird they gave him so much focus and backstory but he looked PERFECT i was hollering
i miss reggie tho
usopp asking a gay man and an aroace man if they think a girl likes him. they do not know bro.
also i love every shipper being like WE WON listen man i'm a shipper too and the only folks who won were the usokaya hets out there everything else is just as canon as it's always been (read: not even a little bit lmao)
now that said. opla usolu is Something which is wild bc i have never once been on this train but it hits different. not enough to make me abandon aroace luffy but still.
okay one more thing. zoro being in the stocks for 0.5 seconds to keep his job that he abandons immediately anyway instead of being there for weeks in exchange for the safety of a little girl sucks. it takes away so much of his character and feels like such a critical misstep to me but i'm also the zoro guy so idk.
anyway. overall very excited to finish the season and hoping we get more. it's surpassed my (admittedly low) expectations despite my issues with it and it's worth sticking with for sure.
#sky speaks#i have more thots i just also have to go to bed#already gonna be tired tomorrow from staying up late#bc i Had to see a snaji ep before i stopped#oh i didn't mention but fight choreo is good it's fun#really most of the technical aspects are good except. the script.
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Updated Character List
💙- no ref
💜- unfinished ref
💝- ref completed + polished
💝 Alys- Trans girl w/ green and black split dyed hair. Often seen wearing vintage fashion. Dating Lucy. Sweetest girl you'll ever meet, supportive friend. Big sister energy. 5'10" (177cm), INFJ (Turbulent)
💙 Velya Estravellia- Short, chubby, freckled elf with green roots and pink/red hair. Has a pet bear that she raised from a cub after it's mother was killed by the people of her village. Usually found in either vintage or fantasy clothes. Literally the personification of a strawberry. Sweet, caring, loves animals. If she existed modern day, would volunteer at an animal shelter. ENFP (Assertive)
💙 Candi- A sex worker who takes the shape of an angel. Uses her work to cope with childhood trauma. Somewhat friends with Veronica. Wears "bimbocore" and y2k fashion. INTJ (Turbulent)
💙 Dylan Alexandre- Lucy's e-boy brother. Tries hard to get famous on the internet by making cringe thirst traps.
💙 Emily- currently being rewritten/redesigned
💝 Jackson Wakefield- Freckled boy with split dyed purple and darkish blond hair and a dream. Submissive golden retriever boyfriend. IFNJ (Turbulent)
💜 Libitina Stormbringer (placeholder surname)- Humanoid dragon, blue flame-colored ombre hair with big red and orange wings. ISTJ (Assertive)
💙 Lucy Alexandre- basic redheaded, freckled girl with greenish blue eyes. Dating Alys. Once tried on Alys's favorite blue dress and Alys thought it looked so good on her she let Lucy keep it. Usually seen in a pair of dark ripped jeans and a T-shirt or tank top. Occasionally has a flannel. She loves her girlfriend Alys and helps her dye her hair during a mental breakdown. INFP (Turbulent)
💙 Patches- Undead, hairless being in the shape of a woman. Large Y-incision on the chest, and self harm scars on her thighs. Extra mouths attached to her shoulders and extra eyes scattered on her legs. Utterly. Insane. Usually spotted in a bustier top and shorts.
💝Onyxiannah Lunaria-Yang- Goth(ic??) witch with long black pigtails, friends with Veronica and Yumiko. Often found in a long romantic dress or street wear, occasionally does trad goth looks. Goes to punk shows, will curse bigots. ENFJ (Assertive)
💝 Veronica - Vampire turned on the last Valentine's Day she and her ex-boyfriend spent together. Copes with immortality by going to clubs, doing drugs, and fucking whoever she finds decently attractive. Sarcastic, and can seem cold, but really cares deep down. Flirty, really sweet when she's alone with someone. Black cat energy. ENTP (Turbulent)
💙 Xion- currently being rewritten. Previously was purely a vent character. Afab nonbinary who was kidnapped and used as a lab rat for some sketchy "doctors" they met walking home. Only wears ace bandages around their upper torso and bike shorts.
💝Yumiko - Aristocratic catgirl who adores expensive lolita fashions. Bratty, can't stand when things don't go her way. Loves anything cutesy and pink. ESFP (Assertive)
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what did you think of the event story?
gonna hope you’re talking about lingering echoes or i’ll look like a clown more than usual
yknow how ace attorney got someone known for yaoi doujins to design their characters
I feel like arknights did the same thing for this event’s writer
it’s just...really typical? like really of course they have a duet assigned just to them of course it turns out they’re secretly childhood friends and didn’t remember of course they’re doomed because they’ll literally kill everyone if they’re together like...they actually said “there’s only one bed.” how many more tropes can you fit in tho for that one specifically i feel like kreide probably still ended up sleeping on the floor. rip
so it’s kind of? charming?? baby’s first yaoibait (????) but anyway because it’s so typical i couldn’t take anything too seriously... like i enjoyed reading it enough but i just found everything really funny including the very sad™️ death which... probably not intended. maybe i’m too irony poisoned or something...
anyway outside the goatboy tragedy...czerny was more interesting than i expected? I didn’t even realize he was a major character before oops. the whole deal with being leithanien’s only recognized infected musician so he has to keep giving things up to help the others...that seems to be the theme with him doesn’t it. he has to give up his privacy(?) to promote Morgen und Abend, then all his copyrights to get hospitals to treat infected, then eventually was even going to give up his life for eben and kreide. they don’t really dwell on it much but even at RI he donates most of what he earns... like yeah he’s a really nice guy but it seems like being the only infected in his position probably makes him feel like he has to be the one who does this for everyone else’s sake. which is tragic in its own way...dude please be a little more selfish. but this is a pretty realistic thing...
Oh yeah and I’m disappointed carnelian wasn’t here. like when i heard a leithanien event announced on stream that’s all i was waiting for and nope... please god let her be in the next one she desperately needs story. but this isn’t actually related to the event story
anyway my one real gripe… hibiscus…
why did she even get an alt. like you could replace her in this event with some npc and practically nothing would change...
the previous ones... lava being in who is real follows from her bond with nian, and kroos is A1 so yea she tags along, then gets an alt later... but why is hibiscus in leithanien. who knows. and you can see how lava and kroos have changed but hibiscus didn’t seem to change all that dramatically, yet they still dangle this ooh something terrible happened in her profile like Yes Okay I Know either tell us exactly or shut up this is the third time you’ve done this
well they had sarkaz racism and also immediately dropped it...speaking of that that’s something i’ve never liked. oripathy discrimination works (sometimes) because it doesn’t really have a clean real-world analogue, but this... hmm with the whole stealing blood thing this event they obviously seem to be making this an analogue to antisemitism. which... okay but the sarkaz are literally devils. like they got shapeshifters and vampires and are also most of the major enemy types... that’s not good...?
idk i didn’t like the victoria taran thing for a similar reason. and then there’s how ursus hates catgirls and victoria maybe looks down on zalak from this random throwaway line just. why???
aegir in iberia is the only time ak has done this decently because they don’t try to make some stupid reason like actually they tried to take over the world 200 years ago, it’s just xenophobia amplified by the church picking a scapegoat after the Silence. and they use this interestingly sometimes with how the cult preys on vulnerable people. also aegir are from fuckn atlantis so they can’t make bad analogues thankfully
everything else has been stupid and pointless or just Bad
(liberi in laterano are a whole other deal with the angel hivemind thing, it’s more just non-sankta there anyway which is a bit different... i talk too much already let’s not get into this one...)
I’ve always really liked kroos, and fang and beagle by extension, and then lava after who is real... but hibiscus just makes me feel nothing. she’s just a medic who works hard and has her 1 gimmick of making terrible food. and i wanna like all of A1 so i don’t like that
at least they made a point of how she doesn’t know how to play the flute because looking at her e2 yeah i can tell STOP HOLDING IT LIKE THAT !! (but also her class doesn’t make much sense i don’t remember there being any big moment in the story where she decides to use her arts offensively... it’s mentioned in one of her voicelines tho so i might have missed it????)
#ask#anonymous#sorry im allergic to brevity#and i forgot to mention gertrude. well#cool design but despite being an unhinged woman she was kind of disappointing#im still not sure why bc she seems like a character i should like but nah#we cant all be amaia
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Kyuun. I realize I talked a lot of shit about you in the past. But right now, we have a common enemy. That being every motherfucker who has ever talked shit about Neon. What you're gonna do is go out there, be cool and flashy, then watch as she kicks all kinds of ass.
All that and more on the big 3-0 for Kamen Rider Geats~! It's only fair that a milestone like that goes to someone we love.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Bullfightng, Part 2.5!
-Hello, Beroba! I'm assuming you ran out of puppies to drown last week.
-Get lasered, idiot.
-High noon.
-Azuma seems quite miserable enough.
-...it's possible that Beroba refuses to view him as even remotely human anymore though, so..
-That fucked up logic tracks enough for her, I guess.
-Ohhhh, there's Izumi.
-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Core!
-...oh...
-Oh that hurts.
-"Hey there, dipshit!"
-DRAG HIM, KYUUN
-"Akari is gone!"
-Man...
-Whoaaaa, there's a Game Master in the mirror!
-Is that Giroli? Er, wait, since this seems to be before the series... Is that Korath? From the movie?
-You're a rotten son of a bitch, Kousei Kurama.
-Man first Isaac/Genta and now Kousei/Naoto, what is it with Sentai Sixth Rangers becoming tremendous douchebag Rider villains?
-Neon...
-I guess only now Izumi realizes how terribly she fucked up.
-"You want her to be happy?" FUCK OFFFFF YOU SHOULD'VE DONE THAT
-Chirami, I can't believe I'm saying this but thank you for having sense.
-Neon-sama...
-Tsumuri, you got this.
-Hello, Ace!
-Too afraid to make her feel even worse.
-I think it's fully processed for Ace how much the DGP is affecting his mental state.
-Get in or get out.
-Akari-chan...
-Jya-Jya-Jyamato!
-Hello, Fox Man!
-THEY JAWS'D HER
-Ohhhhhh, that's not Michinaga. ...either that, or Buffa's been injecting steroids by the gallon.
-Oh, speaking of whom.
-Guess he doesn't wanna dirty his hands with Neon.
-You're doing a shit job at the whole genocide thing, Michinaga. ...not that I'd want you to be good at it, but-
Daichi: "Pop quiz, Tanuki Boy! What does Na-Go lack to make her worth a damn as a Rider?" Keiwa: "I am going to individually pluck every last one of your feathers off like a chicken if you talk about her like that again." Daichi: "Bzzzzt! Oooooh, I'm sorry! That is incorrect! The correct answer was 'Hope'. Don't cry over that~! Soon you'll have literally no Hope left in the world~! ...or anything human-like, for that matter~!"
-No catgirl henshin
-This is truly Neon's abyss.
-Ohhhh, she's down.
-Ohhh, that knowing Ace smile.
-Here he comes~! Kyuun-san~!
-"My life is as much of a lie as yours, Neon Kurama."
-YOOO LET'S GO
-Rip that paper, boy!
-The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
-Unconditional support. That's a true form of love.
-Let's goooooo!
-Laser On! Kyuun! Loading! Ready, Fight!
-"BOOOOO! GET BACK TO THE KILLING!"
-"You asked for it, peanut gallery."
-I'm sorry Ace, but the real highlight's gonna be Neon and Kyuun.
-Thank you, Beast Chimera- I mean, Kyuun.
-Free Boost.
-Oh!
-Your life was cut too short too soon, little one.
-The least Neon can do for you is Boost on through!
-Ooooh!
-Spicy super speed.
-Oh okay, just
-Ride on his back, gotcha.
-...well, she is a Kamen Rider...
-Oooooooh!
-Beat! Boost! Grand Victory!
-We win!
-What tie dicknips? We won!
-A bit of honesty can be good from time to time.
-Up you go, miss.
-"MY BABY! DON'T WALK TO THE DARKNESS! I'M NOT DONE WATERING YOU YEEEEET!"
-Ironic that someone so obsessed with the monsters he creates is less of a heartless Victor Frankenstein-type than Kousei Kurama.
-FERTILIZER?
-"I stole it from the Driver~!"
-"Cool, whatever. By the way, I quit."
-"Waaaaait! Don't you wanna hear all about Geats's mommy issues~?!"
-Ohhhhhhhhh!
-Ohhhhhh fuuuck!
-That's a whole-ass sacrifice they did there.
-I guess the Game Master uniform is just these cultist dudes' robes.
-This is very interesting though, since this is confirmation that the Vision Driver tech existed before Mitsume became the Goddess.
-"THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT!" says Keiwa. He's very right.
-Fuck, man
-Shit's really picking up now
#the world's next round: trick shot of desire for the grand victory#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#geats#kr geats#geats spoilers
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Sweet Greetings
It was just another morning for Star. She opens her eyes, seeing the clear sky out her window. The mushroom witch still feels good at getting a place where both her and her friend can sleep without the bright sun forcing them awake in the mornings. Letting out a groan Star sits up on her bed and stretches before getting up. As much as Star would like to get properly dressed, she just isn't feeling up for it. Deciding to only put on her hat and leaving her sleepwear be the mushroom witch leaves her room.
Near immediately there was something amiss. Normally the sun would shine through the window, shining onto the couch. Kepler wasn't awake yet but that wasn't it either. Only when she rubs the sleep out of her eyes and moves her hair out of the way does she properly see what is right outside their home.
"What in the…" Stepping closer to the front window Star could see a wall in the way. Though it appeared to be made of wood from what she can see? Regardless whatever was in front of the cottage, it was making shade for the entire house, no light able to shine in at all. With this rather concerning issue Star shuffles towards Kepler's door, giving it a few knocks. "Kepler. Kepler wake up. It's urgent."
There was not a single sound from the other side. Letting out a groan the mushroom witch opens the door, seeing her friend still in bed. In a still messy room. She glances over at the scratching post in the room, seeing the catgirls' mouse familiar poke his head out to see what was going on. Giving the mouse a little wave Star walks up to the side of the bed. "Kepler wake up. I need you to see something. Come on."
Kepler moans and turns her body the other way. Letting out a sharp breath of air Star rips the blanket off of the catgirl, seeing her in her underwear. Normally Star would be annoyed at this but at the moment the structure in front of their house blocking the light is more important than the catgirl wearing less clothing to bed. "Get up Kep. Need you now."
Kepler groans at this, turning her head towards Star. "Let me sleeeeep…"
Star groans, "Kepler there's something outside our house. It's-" She stops herself before getting an idea. "It's covering your spot on the couch. And before you say its a cloud, it appears to be a wall of some sort."
There was silence from the catgirl before making herself get up from her bed. "If you think its that bad, then I'll get up… Probably just overreacting…"
It was enough for the mushroom witch. With her friend now out of the bed, albeit still sleepy, Star leaves her room and walks towards the window where the wall still stands. It doesn't take long to hear Kepler behind her, claws on her feet clinking against the tile floor. She stands next to Star, now staring at the wall in front of their house.
"…Huh. Yeah that's no cloud."
Star nods at the obvious. "We should check out what it is. Hopefully we can get it out of the way."
With both witches in agreement they round the wall to the hall before leaving through the front door. Stepping outside they see that this wall extends much further across that they both thought. Star is probably off but it looks like its around 35 feet across. As for high it is-
Kepler hums, analyzing the wall. "Seems to be about 29 feet tall? Best guess though. Same with the length, around 35, maybe 37 feet. It's long whatever it is. Won't likely be able to move it with my magic, not with how much it would weigh."
It still surprises Star sometimes just how quick Kepler can think. Sure she was one of the smarter students back at university, but with how she acts you wouldn't think so. Regardless what Kepler said is accurate. With how large it is it isn't going to be moving very easily. Which begs another question, one that she says out loud.
"Would it be placed by someone then? Because you don't build a wall for no reason, especially in front of a house."
There wasn't an answer from Kepler at first, leaving Star to look at the 'wall' a bit longer. That's when she noticed something else; That being the set of windows further up. Understandably this confuses Star, though not before Kepler gives her a small nudge. When she was about to ask what that was for Kepler points down towards the ground where there is a large gap before drifting her finger towards one end of it, where there is a large, wide wheel on the other end.
"Is this…" Star says, getting close to solving this mystery.
"It's an oversized carriage. Why you would need one this big and not have like a convoy guarding it is beyond me."
Kepler was right about that. The fact that neither of them even heard it approach is already slightly concerning, even more so how there was no one even knocking at their door to saying anything about it. Either way the only way they are going to figure out why its here and who it even belongs to. Glancing at each other the two witches walk left of the carriage, seeing that it's the back end of it as they approach. Even with them going to the back end of the carriage, they see that it is also long there, though not as long as what they just walked by. Rounding that corner they now approach the front.
"What in the…"
Star was speechless compared to Kepler. From where she is standing though? This is not just a carriage. This is a house as well, with stairs leading up to a massive door. Star looks up, and sees a sign there as well, seemingly painted over what appears to be a dozen times. "Peppermint's Confectionery Delights! Sign is (still) a work in progress…"
She hears Kepler mumble beside her, "Well at least it isn't a convoy that was stolen or something…" The catgirl takes a breath, crossing her arms. "Still begs the question on why it's in front of our house and not in town. People don't come out this far."
Kepler was right about that. However she stops herself from thinking too much about it, looking to Kepler, "We can stand here and talk about this all morning but we need to start getting answers. We need to knock on the door and see who it is."
The catgirl nods at this, looking up at the tall carriage door. "Not wrong there." There was silence for the briefest moment. Though it was quickly broken by Kepler. "Not it."
"Not- Uuugh. Beat me to it…"
Kepler chuckles at this, patting her back. "Hey if anything goes wrong I'll be right behind you."
"How comforting…" Letting out some air Star takes the first few steps towards the door, making note of the large, spaced out stairs leading to the door. Pushing that question aside she takes big strides as she goes up one step at a time before standing in front of the door. She looks to Kepler behind her, who gives the witch a thumbs up. With that done Star looks up at the door and gives the door a few hard knocks.
There wasn't an answer at first, forcing Star to forcefully knock even harder on the door. "Hello? Anyone home?"
Kepler watches as Star groans at the door. Glancing around the front area the gravity witch takes another look around them, seeing if there was anything they missed. She hears a squeak downwards, and sees Jerry. "Not now Jerry. We can do something later." Jerry squeaks again, though when Kepler looks at him this time he is holding a ball of fluff. "It's nice and all but that's not- Wait a minute…"
Crouching down to get closer to it, the fluff that Jerry has with him is not fluff at all upon closer inspection. But rather, wool. 'There aren't any sheep around here. None that have wandered out here anyway.' Inspecting the wool she can see that it is dyed a different array of colours, though it is slightly faded. "Jerry where did you find this?"
The mouse squeaks, running off to the right. Kepler follows suit, thinking that Star can handle herself should anything happen. Jerry leads the way, squeaking as he goes until he stops and nudges his head towards a small bush, with another ball of wool attached to it. Giving it a poke, Kepler feels that the wool is still soft, like it was caught not too long ago. "Getting there. Now which way…"
Now that she isn't on the main path anymore, Kepler notices that the ground is slightly pressed in more than usual. Kneeling down to look at the tracks, she sees that they're really big. Bigger than her own feet. Glancing up Kepler follows the tracks, though she is stopped by the squeak of the mouse below. While she understood it to be 'stop' she wonders why before looking where he roughly is looking.
And there, about 12 feet away, is someone. With a large water basin, a washboard, and a pile of clothes next to them, the sheep person folding more and putting them onto the pile. What Kepler immediately notices is the large head of wool the person has, which matches up with the one that Jerry showed her earlier. Despite the mysterious new person, they might be her only lead. Walking towards them Kepler calls out to the person. "Hello? Hey sorry for interrupting you, I just need to ask you something."
The sheep person stops folding the clothes and looks over to where Kepler is. "Hello there! I will be with you in a second! I just need to fold this last shirt." She folds it, placing it on the pile. "There! All done!" They look at Kepler before waving her over, "Well come on then! I wanna meet you proper!"
While hesitant at the cheery nature of this stranger, Kepler walks towards them regardless. As she approaches though Kepler notices that this person is big. And she does mean big. Even just sitting down this sheep is like 6 feet tall. Apparently they notice her reaction, laughing as they do so. "Yeah people aren't used to seeing a massive sheep gal around here. Names Pepper!" The newly named Pepper extends a three hooved hand towards Kepler. Looking at the hand the catgirl shrugs and extends her own hand, clasping Pepper's.
"I'm Kepler." Taking her hand away the catgirl clears her throat, "So Pepper, my friend and I found something that looked like a carriage in front of our house? Is that yours or…?"
Pepper lets out a loud gasp, "Oh no did I leave my home in front of yours? I'm so sorry I was very tired from last night and I must've not realized that I parked it in front of someone's house! I'll be there in a second I just finished washing my clothes anyway."
With a single arm Pepper dumps the water basin out, grabbing the washboard with the other. She looks at her pile of clothes before sheepishly looking at Kepler, "I know we just met and all but could you help me out? I just need you to carry my clothes. It's relatively light so you should have no problem carrying it back to my wagon."
As much as Kepler did not want to do someone else's work, she wanted to be on this persons' good graces. Even crouched Pepper might be too much for her. "Yeah sure I can do that. Let me just-" Kepler goes to check her wrist when she came across an issue; She forgot her wand at home. Letting out a groan the catgirl crouches down and lifts the pile of clothes in her arms. Contrary to what Pepper said, they were not light. They were at least around middle weight. "I got em!"
"Great! I'll just grab the board and basin and then we will be good to go!" Kepler rolls her eyes, though they quickly widen once she sees Pepper actually stand up. This woman was massive compared to her!
'How tall even is she?!'
"15 feet tall! If I have any other inches I'll be sure to tell you once I remember!"
Kepler jolts at the declaration from the tall sheep person. She must've unintentionally said that out loud. Pepper lifts up the empty basin and washboard before walking on ahead, Kepler following shortly behind her. As much as she can do, given how large the strides of the sheep were. Despite this Kepler manages to keep up, even if it seemed like Pepper was slowing down every now and then. There was also another issue, though this was more of a Kepler specific one.
The height of Pepper's folded clothes were not high enough to hide Kepler from looking at the large ass that Pepper was swinging around back there. She tries to keep her eyes away though it is hard when said butt of the person in front of you is practically eye level.
"I can feel you staring you know."
Kepler sputters at this, "N-No I'm not!"
Pepper chuckles, turning her head to the side and giving the catgirl a sly smile, "Don't worry about it. It's just us walking together. Besides you certainly aren't the first to stare at my ass, and you won't be the last either." Despite the fact that both of Pepper's eyes are closed, Kepler feels like the sheep girl is winking at her, prompting some heat on her face as Pepper looks away. Kepler averts her eyes from the taller sheep's lower half, though it is still difficult.
Fortunately for Kepler the large sheep slows down until she is walking beside her. Looking ahead she sees the carriage still in place and in front of their house, with Star sulking on the steps. Pepper leans down towards the catgirl, "She a friend of yours?"
"Yeah. That's Star, my roommate. Probably isn't going to be too happy just leaving her behind."
Pepper chuckles at that before the two take steps towards the carriage. Kepler sees Star glance this way, getting up from the stairs and stomping towards the catgirl. "Kepler! Where were you, I have been knocking at this door forever! And when I turn around to ask for advice you disappeared! So why did you have to leave? And who's clothes are those?"
Kepler can tell that Star is very much focused on her. And because of that she doesn't immediately notice the 15 foot tall sheep person standing practically next to her. The catgirl rubs her neck, "Well Jerry found something interesting. He lead the way and eventually I met someone. She asked me to carry these back and she would help move the carriage since it is hers." She points a thumb behind her, "Star, meet Pepper."
The gravity witch can see confusion on her face despite most of the hair in the way before taking a singular glance to the right. Once she sees Pepper Star takes a step back in shock, "Whoa! Who- She's so-" Star smacks herself before pointing a finger up at the very large sheep girl, "She's huge!"
"Hello there!" Said huge sheep says, waving down at her, "My name is Pepper! Kepler told me that your names Star! It's a nice name! Oop-" Pepper readjusts the basin in her arm, taking a step past Kepler. "Pardon me, I just need to put this away. I'll move my home in a second alright?"
Kepler gives her a thumbs up and Pepper takes a step past Star, who is still in shock over seeing someone so huge. Once Pepper opens the door and leaves the two outside does the mushroom witch get her bearings. "I- Eh- Wha- Explain Kepler!"
Kepler laughs at Star's reaction, giving her a pat on the shoulder. "Yeah I was the same way when I saw her. And she was sitting down at the time. You're so tiny standing next to her!"
"Don't remind me!"
Star groans, rubbing her face before looking at the door to the carriage. "So what's her story? Any reason why she decided to leave that thing in front of our house?"
The catgirl nods at this, "She was very tired last night. So tired that she didn't realize that she parked her carriage in front of our place."
The other witch looks at her with a flat look before taking a breath, "So it was purely an accident… And she said she would move it?"
"Correct. Speaking of which-" With the clothes still in her arms Kepler steps up towards the door and gives it a hard knock, "Pepper you forgot your clothes out here!"
In a flash the door opens and Pepper crouches down to snag the clothes off of Kepler, "Thank you!" Before Pepper could close the door she looks at the two witches outside. "Well you know what? I don't wanna keep potential guests outside waiting for me! Come in, come in! I promise I will have my home moved soon."
Pepper clears the doorway, the sounds of walking and drawers being opened. Kepler looks back at Star for an opinion before seeing the witch come closer to the door. "She invited us in…"
Not seeing the fault in that logic the two witches enter the carriage, and are blasted by the smell of pastries and sweets emitted in the carriage. And if that wasn't enough much like Pepper herself the interior was also very big. The table was sized to her, the fridge, everything. Looking down one end of the large place Kepler can see a massive bed, sized to the very owner herself. Mystified as they are Pepper thumps behind them, "Welcome to my home! Everything about it has been sized to me, and let me tell you it did not come cheap! But it's worth it. But anyways take a seat! And if you need help getting up just let me know."
Pepper strolls away to her bedroom, allowing Star and Kepler to take her up on that request. Of course, being Kepler, opts to find the closest couch. Once she sees the couch she stands there in awe of it. "It's like the size of my bed…"
Wasting no time at all she climbs up onto the oversized couch, taking a rest on it. "Bit big for my liking, but it's comfortable enough." Seeing her friend down there Kepler extends a hand out to her friend, who takes it. With both of them on the couch they attempt to get used to their surroundings before Pepper thumps down on the cushion beside them, flinging them slightly in the air.
"Sorry about that. Don't know my own strength sometimes!" The sheep girl laughs before calming down. "So tell me about yourselves? Last thing I'll ask of you before I move. I need to get going anyway soon."
"Oh?" Star questions, "Where are you off to?"
"The closest town of course. Despite my large size I only have but one passion. And that iiiiisss-" Pepper opens a drawer, bringing out a relatively large sized candy. "Candy making! It's a fun little thing I do, and I also sell it whenever I can. I would've headed there but I couldn't remember the direction. Plus well-" She gestures to herself, "They probably have an exclusive 'use local inns policy' in place. Which is a bit of a problem, given my size."
Making herself comfortable on the couch, Kepler raises a hand at this, "Yeah question about that. Why are you so big anyway?"
"No clue!"
Kepler felt like she was about to choke on her own spit, and she has a feeling Star nearly did as well, "You mean you don't know how you got this way?"
"Nope! All I know is that it's all natural, size and everything. So yes-" Pepper shuffles in place, lowering her chest towards the two witches with a grin, "These boobs of mine are in fact real. Besides, Kepler already stared at my ass as we were walking back, figured I would rip the band aid off now."
Kepler tries to shrink her head into her shoulders in embarrassment as Star looks at her, looking at her with shame. Not that its easy for said friend to not look at her massive chest either. The catgirl is likely spitballing here, but one of those mounds are probably half of Star's size. Eventually they both snap out of it and try to get the heat off of their faces.
"Anyways," Star says, trying to forget that she heard that to no avail, "ignoring that aspect about yourself, you sell candy?"
If it was somehow possible despite the giants' eyes being closed, they shined with stars as Pepper lets out a gasp. "Yes I do sell it! Make it myself too. Most of my kitchen has things dedicated to making various sweets, though because they are also sized to me-" Pepper lets out a small chuckle and scratches her cheek in embarrassment, "I tend to have a lot of extras. And the bulk prices are murder on my bag so I only try and restock when its cheap to do so. But that doesn't mean I'm poor or anything, I just end up breaking even. Eventually."
Before either witch could comment on that Pepper leans back against the couch and side-eyes the two, "So how about you two? You guys do anything interesting?"
Star speaks up before Kepler could, "Well for the most part I try and cover things around the house. I grow my own mushrooms to sell in town. Could be for cooking, alchemical, whatever people need them for. It pays for the food at least."
"Yeah, mostly just for the food and things that we need." Kepler says. "Sometimes we use magic to get things done as well but out of the two of us Star is the hard worker. Me on the other hand?" The catgirl lays down on her back on the cushion of the couch, "I'm moral support."
Star chuckles, rolling her eyes at this. "Freeloader is more like it. Still, without her being out here would be lonely. Got this place and moved in together after university. And haven't been really apart since."
Pepper lets out a small 'ooh' at what Star says. "So you two are a couple then. Lovers?"
This question sends both of them into a fierce frenzy of words and embarrassed heat, "What- No- Her and me? No way! We're just friends yeah, hmm hm!"
The sheep girl laughs at the display before catching her breath, "Just friends. Got it."
The witches settle down before looking away from each other, red on their faces. It was awkward for the two witches, though Pepper decides to give them some slack. "Hey wanna know something cool about my home?"
Star clears her throat, looking up at Pepper, "A-And what would that be?"
"Well-" Pepper gets up from the couch, causing the two witches to sink into the couch cushion as a result. Even as Pepper grabbed something from the counter she immediately sat back down, shooting them into the air once more before landing with a thud. Nonetheless the giant sheep continues, showing a large piece of paper with a symbol on it. "These runes are everywhere on my home. And to sum it up because I couldn't pay very close attention to it, they reinforce my carriage and make it lighter in places."
"Why the reinforcement?" Kepler asks.
Pepper chuckles, gesturing to herself. "Let's just say that I am very heavy, and if I were to ride most other land based vehicles I would likely crush them without meaning to. I'm already pushing it with some ships to put it lightly."
While the answer was vague for both witches involved, it sounded believable, given that Pepper by her own admission was 15 feet tall and being that big would make someone weigh a lot as well. It's interesting to say the least, though it does makes Kepler wonder if it is a good idea to continue staying on the couch in case something happens. Her thought process was interrupted by said giant sheep girl gasping.
"Oh no! I need to get to town soon! I'm burning daylight!" Pepper quickly gets off the couch, rushing over to her closet. The two witches watch as clothes start flying out of it until they hear the giant say 'aha', pulling out an apron that by all accounts to the two, was both very large in comparison to them, but somehow too small for the sheep girl herself.
"Oh really?" The mushroom witch asks, Kepler noticing the disappointed look on her face, "I was actually having a good time here."
Pepper walks by, checking her fridge before closing it, "Awww thanks sweetie. Alas, customers don't walk all the way here to buy stuff you know! So I need to get going."
They both nod at this, the logic making sense. Kepler speaks up as Pepper checks her home some more, "Well we'll be out of your… Wool I guess. It was nice to meet you, despite the circumstances."
As both witches hop off the couch, Pepper stomps a foot down near her door. "Hold it! I'm not letting you go out now!" She looks at them with a close-eye glare before she beams, "Not without having a free complimentary sweet, made by yours truly!" Pepper walks to her counter, grabbing something off the counter before crouching down, "Take on! As both as thanks for keeping me company and as an apology for parking in front of your home. I got all different kinds, so pick whichever!"
Star and Kepler were taken off-guard by the offer before looking over at the options. There was chocolate, gummies, licorice rods, all sorts. Though sweets weren't a priority for them they couldn't just refuse. So with some quick thinking Kepler takes the bucket-sized container of marshmallow fluff, while Star decides on the salted caramels. Even if said caramels were the size of a small rock. Pepper looks sheepish as they pick those.
"Sorry about that. If I had time I would've placed them into smaller containers. I already got some little to sell things in my inventory if you prefer that?"
Kepler shakes her head, holding the container of marshmallow fluff, "No this is fine. If this stays fresh for a while then we might be able to use it in time. And Star I don't think minds the caramels either. Just means that it'll last for a long time."
Pepper gives them a smile before placing her product back, opening the door for them. "Step out now, I need to get moving."
As the three step out of the carriage Star turns to the sheep girl, "And how do you move your home exactly?"
"Like so!"
Pepper makes her way over to the front of the carriage, where the two witches are in disbelief at what they see there, as the giant hops onto a contraption that looks strangely like a bicycle front. If it was really big, really thick, and could support both Pepper and the carriage. Eventually Kepler lets out a chuckle as she looks at the thing. "No way! You pedal your home around? That's actually somewhat impressive." She looks over at Star, "Man we are both blind if we didn't even see that when we came out earlier."
Pepper nods, proud of her bike device. "It took a hefty amount of time but when your my size and you wanna travel you gotta think smart. No way I would be able to fit in an inn and there's no way I would be able to do much of anything with your small necessities. So I had this made. Anyways-"
Pepper hops on the bike, placing her hooves onto the pedals, "I gotta run. Got a whole town to sell this to. Thanks for everything though. Maybe we'll meet again under different circumstances. Have a nice day! Enjoy yourselves!"
The two watch the giant sheep move her legs, making the wheels move on the carriage. As Pepper moves the carriage out from the front of the house Kepler gives her a wave. "Maybe we'll see you again soon!"
Pepper laughs, blowing her a kiss, much to both of their embarrassment, "Here's hoping! It was nice seeing you! And if you are for some reason further interested-" She gives them a beaming smile, making a peace sign, "Come over to town! I'll be there for a few days before I head off somewhere else. Until then wish you two the best!"
Star and Kepler wave goodbye to the giant sheep girl, watching as she rides onto the road they use and starts moving further and further away from them and towards town. Once she was far enough away Star lets out some air, and looks up to Kepler. "I know its still the morning and whatnot, but-" She holds her four rock-sized salted caramel candies in her arms, "I'm sort of curious about these. How about you, you wanna try out your marshmallow fluff?"
Kepler looks down at it before nodding. "Yeah I could go for a try. Maybe we do some baking as well just to use it."
"Sounds like a plan!"
The two smile at each other as they enter their home, now thankfully no longer blocked off by a giant carriage. Whether or not they will see Pepper again remains to be seen, though like she said, she will be in town for a few days. So plenty of time until then to think. For now though, they have their own personal candies to try out.
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THE OTHER DOG OPENED HIS MOUTH; perhaps to answer, perhaps to simply bark right back at Lyon- but he was cut off with a very canine yelp of his own as the Director stepped further into the room, grasped him by the collar of his jacket, and dragged him a few steps back, away from Lyon.
❝Don't either of you dare go sniffing the other's ass,❞ the Director warns- then pauses, and arches his eyebrows. ❝...or ripping each other's throats out. Yet. You can wait until we're a little further into the inaugeration process for that. ���
The dog-boy just scowls- pouts, really, and looks away. He didn't seem like he'd been that into the idea of fighting Lyon (not properly, at least)- more overcome with rampant curiosity than any kind of innate need to mark his territory. But the newfound space between them seemed to have calmed that urge down a considerable amount, and he makes no move to even remotely come closer to the werewolf again.
❝’m the Bookkeper,❞ he mumbles instead, scratching his nose and honestly sounding a little abashed. ❝Bookie. Whatever. Y’know. Are you a dog? You smell like one. A big one, too! I’ve never met another dog before! Where do you come from?! Can we hire you?!❞
He craned his head around to look over at the Director. ❝Can we hire him? Pleeeeease?❞
❝Not yet, apparently. He wants an interview.❞ The Director makes some kind of vague gesture upwards with his hands to the room, one apparently meant to demonstrate ‘come on, guys, the interview! You know, that one! That we have! Please God what’s the fastest it’s humanly possible to put together an interview- and, for that matter, to act like we’re in any way actually a capable company?’. The room, collectively, makes no effort to put together an interview- or, for that matter, a facade of capability. Most of them seem too busy watching the events transpiring with nothing short of amused glee - all except the catgirl, who was taking this opportunity to eat the discard pile while her opponents had their backs turned.
Lyons’s skin prickles at the sight of the dog. A noise leaves his throat subconsciously, kind of like a bark, but noticeably angrier- stirring deep inside him. Clawing underneath his flesh. Fucking wolfbrain. The worst. He cleared his throat.
“I. I am. Sorry,” he said, clearing his throat again- completely unnecessarily, but it helped get the smell of New People out of his throat- “I’m Lyon? I saw an ad? For a job here? And I need a job. Like. Really bad.”
He laughed, but it just came out forced. God, his wolfbrain needed to shut up- all he could think about was pricking up and fighting the dog. Maybe in a friendly way? It didn’t feel friendly. He wasn’t sure if he wanted them to be coworkers. He wasn’t sure that he… didn’t. Want that.
“What’s your name?”
He said, voice sounding more gruff than he meant it too.
#» OUR VALIANT EMPLOYEES! « / IC.#IC. / THE DIRECTOR.#IC. / THE BOOKKEEPER.#sighs. lyon. again. im so sorry
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What your most hated RWBY ship says about you
(aka ripping off Minerva P Kelley for internet points)
Whiterose: You don’t hate the idea of these two getting together so much as you hate the way most of the fandom flanderizes them to make the ship fit anime tropes. If you see one more fanfic that features a tsunderrific Weiss verbally abusing a childish Ruby you are going to lose your shit.
Bumbleby: You get your RWBY fandom news exclusively from Reddit. You are the person still claiming to be harassed by aggressive Bees shippers in the year 2022. There’s a 93% likelihood you think Bumbleby is only canon because Miles and Kerry were bullied into it.
Arkos: You are a Jaune hater and proud of it, and anything involving him is guilty by association. You think V3′s writing did Pyrrha dirty and will go to your grave claiming that she was fridged.
Renora: You didn’t have strong feelings about this ship until V7-8, but you HATED the way it was handled in those two volumes. You think Ren is insufferable and that the show spent too long developing his character while not giving Nora any chance to grow on her own.
Blacksun: You think Sun is creepy, immature, stupid, or all three, and hate that the fandom portrays him as a fun-loving golden retriever himbo when he’s clearly a stalker douchebag who can’t take a hint.
Rosegarden: You feel like the only one who remembers that there’s an immortal old man riding shotgun in Oscar’s head at all times. You see the ship gaining in popularity and the woobified Oscar portrayals popping up everywhere and you just want to scream.
White Knight: You’re also a committed Jaune hater, and you have no interest in changing your opinion of him regardless of what happens in the show. It’s nearly guaranteed that you headcanon Weiss as a lesbian.
Monochrome: You thought the show was WAY too quick to move past Weiss’s racism in Volume 1 and still haven’t really gotten over it. Alternatively, you think the whole “catgirl racism” plotline is stupid and don’t understand why people try to fit these two into some kind of Romeo and Juliet dynamic. Either way, you have Opinions about the White Fang.
Lancaster: You have no idea why heterosexuals have to take every wholesome, platonic male-female friendship and turn it into some kind of romance subplot. Ruby and Jaune are friends and that is all. Also, you think Ruby is a lesbian.
Nuts and Dolts: You don’t actually hate this ship, because it’s nearly impossible to hate. What you do hate is the way CRWBY handled nearly everything involving Penny and her character arc. Rooster Teeth is on your shit list.
EDIT 1/28/2023: updated to add a better answer for Monochrome
#rwby#whiterose#bumbleby#arkos#renora#blacksun#rosegarden#rwby white knight#rwby lancaster#nuts and dolts#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#sun wukong#penny polendina#jnpr#my posts#posting cringe
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THINGS SAID IN DISCORD: NOVEMBER EDITION!
“EY TONY STOP WALKIN ALL OVER MY FEET” “hopefully this person has the gift of prophecy” “at least youre not ALSO part gemini” “apparently a lot of women just go into labor when it floods” “this mf walking into subway like im about to manipulate this unsuspecting employee into making me a sandwich” “im like a proud mother with a gun today” “im coming to your location and im going to knock everything off your shelves” “jsyk if anyone doesnt say happy birthday in here im prepared to show up on the astral plane in your location and haunt you” “im not doing anything except for having an opinion” “you guys have got to stop rectangle squaring things” “dont you know that its emo to have trauma” “hey everyone i just want to say sorry in advance for the way im going to behave tomorrow” “come to the conclusion that i shouldnt be allowed to type things. very sorry” “rotisserie chicken boy.” “i dont agree with my result im gonna find a worse quiz made by a middle schooler” “god im so good at loopholes im so smart” “WAS THIS WHAT FUCKING STARTED MY FUCKING CATBOY AND CATGIRL OBSESSION FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF” “i always feel like a pickle in a jar when ur not here :(” “hey. you know youre not allowed to get good sleep around us.” “either this man is fuck you years old or he just gets around A LOT. or both but unrelated to eachother i guess” “nice going ___ that is just the movie enchanted.” “I COULD NEVER KILL HIM hes my poor little meow meow” “formal apology everyone i was in what we like to call in the business a mood” “what if one day i wake up and i realize i still feel completely empty. what then.” “theres nothing in the ocean i will not eat” “ppl just like to get pretentious about not cracking their cheesecakes” “we're being assassinated for being correct this is political suppression“ “well thats just not true. i can think of at least one occasion youve been wrong before” “EXIT. THE PREMESIS” “___ your bf would eat raw meat. you have no room here” “i was like wait what the fuck other golf terms are birds and then i remembered. birdie” “im glad you enjoy me calling you a shit head” “overstimulated in this cheesecake factory” “we missed you so we are chewing up the couches” ���one time i went to a wax museum and i tried to take a selfie with the tswift wax figure but i couldnt even fit us both in frame bc she was so tall” “if you have to resort to gamer slang to win your argument youre automatically wrong” “ill accept it because yellow and purple are basically the same thing” “i dont need to use scientific tools to prove my point i have eyes” “im not having this debate because i want to solve it im having this debate because im right“ “i think the terms of the debate were pretty clear in that it cannot be anything other than green or yellow and since its not yellow its obviously green” “i love you with all my soul but thats the worst and most incorrect thing youve ever said“ “i think everyone is qualified to judge my taste.” “rip king sorry to hear about ur tragic fate“ “this interaction for sure is ending with one or both of them getting alcohol poisoning by the end of the night” “i love watching these minecraft guys go to war. if we did minecraft id absolutely go to war with one of u.” “active decisions can still be dumb” “if that really happens thats more valuable to me than winning any lottery” “i put laundry away when the stars are properly aligned” “i just never stop thinking about it because i dont like the vibe it gives me at all even a little” “hes never done anything wrong, except for the things he did do wrong, which i forgive him for” “i could say the fuck word before too it was just not legal” “ok its definitely not square vs rectangle because then youre saying everyone with a piss kink is a vampire but not all vampires have a piss kink” “thats like saying "oh you like juice? well try this ;)" and then putting it through four water filtration systems and giving them the remains” “how dare you cater to my tastes.” “im going to crawl into a hole in the earth and bury myself” “this is a step backwards. but ill take it as a good omen anyway.“ “i can tell why critics hated it because it has every film element that a critic would not like, but luckily that happens to be exactly everything in a film that i love” “why am i in everyones dreams lately” “i dont believe in colors” “I HATE HIM SO MUCH ITS UNREAL” “(sobbing) i try not to judge appearances but why does your face look like that.” “i actually have no idea how to send things in the mail and im too embarrassed to ask“ “tone wise that feels like a dream i once had about Evil Youtube” “yeah hes hinged but like instead of being a normal door hes a funhouse door that is tilted a little too horizontally and is also randomly placed in the middle of the wall”
#i love to post these because it means patting myself on the back and being like wow paris you sure are hilarious!#rp memes#sentence starters#rp meme#ask memes#ask meme
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Kiro, Gavin, Shaw and Their Kinks (NSFW)
Apologies for the lateness! This was a little difficult to write because I have so many ideas for our boys. Its so hard to stick to just one thing, but I hope this read is still enjoyable!
Warning: NSFW
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Kiro (Overstimulation and Facesitting):
Learning about what Kiro likes is pretty easy! He’s actually very vocal about the things he wants and likes to introduce his interests in very cheeky ways.
A perfect example would be, whenever he’s out touring and he sends you random pics of outfits or accessories that are definitely not meant to be worn outside the bedroom.
My Sunshine: Look at how cute this is! This would totally look good on you!
Miss Chips: A catgirl maid outfit?! I meaaaan...it does look really cute, but don’t think I didn’t notice that cat tail butt plug! And it comes with an open crotch thong too? What are you planning, mister?!
My Sunshine: 😜
One of Kiro’s favorite pastimes is eating you out. Just being able to taste you drives him wild. He loves it even more when you’re riding his face.
You might be a bit apprehensive with doing something like that if its your first time. What if he accidentally suffocates? How would you explain that to Savin?
Don’t forget that Kiro wouldn’t mind passing out between your legs. He’d go down doing the things he loved most and that’s you and eating.
Jokes aside, Kiro doesn’t play when it comes to his meals and if you’re on the menu you better prepare yourself.
He’ll have your thighs on either side of him, your pussy, already wet and aching for him, hovering over his parted lips. If you hesitate to lower yourself, Kiro will blow a hot breath against you and lean up just enough to run his tongue over your slit, tempting you to lower yourself.
Kiro likes having you grind yourself against his face, so he can glide his tongue along your folds as he holds your hips in place, lapping up the juices from your overly sensitive body.
In this position, you’re in control of the movements, but Kiro is the one who really holds all the cards with his skillful tongue.
Speaking of overly sensitive Kiro’s love for pushing you to the limit knows no bounds.
He loves seeing you pleading under or above him.
You could be at your limit, shaking with tears threatening to fall from the sensation of your body throbbing and he’d still keep going.
“Come on, Miss Chips, you can handle a little more, right? That’s a good girl...let me hear you....”
Honorable Mention: Roleplay
Gavin (Creampies and Cockwarming):
Finding out what Gavin’s kinks are is super difficult because he never talks about them.
You’ll have to ask him and even then he’s just like “I don’t really have any preferences.” DON’T BELIEVE HIM! HE’S LYING!
Once you’ve convinced him that you’re open to trying things then he’ll hesitantly slide in a few ideas the next time you get intimate.
Gavin likes a lot of things when it comes to having sex with you, but he does have a few favorites.
Filling you with his cum and cockwarming are the top two.
Gavin loves cumming inside you for a number of reasons.
One, he loves the look on your face as he fills you with his seed.
You’ll look up at him with half lidded eyes, eyebrows knitted together and parted lips, struggling to let out a final moan and Gavin is just so enamored with you in that moment.
Now for the second reason, your man has a borderline breeding kink, but will never admit it.
You already know Gavin would want nothing more than to have a family with you, so this shouldn’t be a surprise. However, admitting that he likes knowing that one of these days you two will slip up and a baby or babies would be the end result of your passionate night together would probably kill him.
After a night of lovemaking, Gavin likes being inside of you for as long as possible.
There’s a level of intimacy that far surpasses that of the actual act of sex when you’re laying on his chest, no words just the sounds of soft breathing, and the warmth of you surrounding him.
He’s never felt more connected to you than when you share moments like that.
That being said, if you’re ready for round two all you have to do is move your hips painfully slow and you’ll feel him get hard inside of you.
“Mmm...if you keep moving like that... I can’t....promise you’ll be able to sleep tonight.”
Honorable Mention: Breasts Worship
Shaw (Electrostimulation and Public Sex):
Shaw likes a little danger and the thought of you bent over as he fills you up at the risk of someone finding you in such a position is such a thrilling feeling.
And he loves to take you in random places. In an alley, bathroom of some nightclub, police station, ect.
He’s such a tease about it too. You two could be on a packed train with your body pressed against him to avoid touching others and you suddenly feel his hands caressing your thigh and ass. You’ll glare at him and all he’ll do is smirk.
God forbid, if you’re wearing a dress or skirt because he will slip between your legs, push your panties to the side and stroke your sensitive clit.
When whimpers escape your lips as he slowly moves his fingers, you’ll have to bury your face in his chest to prevent others from hearing you.
You’ll be upset with him afterwards, but more upset with yourself because you’ll want nothing more than to do it again.
Your most memorable moment is when the two of you were in an almost empty movie theater and he convinces you to sit on his lap.
You got to cuddle while watching a movie, it was nice and sweet...until he started kissing your neck.
You nudged him away a few times threatening to go back to your seat and each time his movements grew bolder. From sliding a hand up your blouse to him ripping your drenched panties so he could slide himself into you.
Your lucky the sounds from the movie were loud enough to block out your moans and even luckier that the theater attendants didn’t feel the need to check all the seats.
Was it crazy that a part of Shaw wanted them to find you being fucked like this? Of course and yet he was tempted to find out the consequences for such lewd actions.
Now, when you’re in closed quarters Shaw really likes using his evol to stimulate you. Obviously this comes with a lot of trust so Shaw will only use his evol with your permission.
Once you give him the go ahead you’re in for an interesting experience. He pays very close attention to your movements so he can gauge how to use his evol.
You’ll feel his fingers ghost over your nipples and your body instantly reacts to the light jolt from the tips of his fingers.
One thing he loves to do while having his cock inside you is stroking your clit while using his evol. Its a three hit combo that’s sure to turn you into a trembling mess under him.
“Look at you.. Haha...so naughty...begging for my cock like this. Want me to give you more?”
Honorable Mention: Orgasm Denial
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Bwah! Can’t believe I actually finished this one! I really hope you enjoyed it! For more MLQC stuff check out my masterpost!
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anonymous asked:
What do you think are the most influential, successful, or popular webcomics? It can be kind of hard to tell, because the internet is really good at segmenting itself, so I would be curious about your opinions.
Penny Arcade is so obviously the most influential webcomic of all time that I’m going to ignore it in favor of the second most influential webcomic of all time, one that has fewer direct clones than Penny Arcade, but which influenced early webcomics in varied and strange ways. A little 1337sp34k comic called
Megatokyo was started in the year 2000 by two dudes named Piro and Largo. in the year 2000.
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The year 2000 was a very different time, a limbo time. The 90s had ended with the Dot-Com bubble collapsing and average people starting to realize that computers weren’t literal fucking magic, but the 2000s hadn’t really started yet. Al Gore was running against George W. Bush in an election where everyone thought the two candidates were basically identical and it would be the least important election of all time. After all, it was the End Of History, America was at the height of its power and would stay there forever, wages were rising and that obviously wasn’t going to stop anytime soon, and our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity seemed unceasing, while our culture was united in the belief that torturing people was “bad”. Pokemon was far huger than it is even now, and a generation of kids was unaware of what Digimon Tamers was about to do to their burgeoning sexualities
This show mostly just got me into Kazaa-ing to get the far superior Japanese OSTs, but other people had....stronger....reactions to Renamon.
Webcomics of the time were mostly influenced by newspaper comics. Simple are, gag a day, and aimed at the kind of middle-aged tech nerd who’d be an early adopter of the “computer” thingies. Penny Arcade mainly broke the mold by being edgier and aiming at a younger audience, but even they were clearly influenced primarily by newspaper comics first and foremost.
And in this ecosystem, a dude named Largo wanted to make a gag-a-day comic and roped his artist friend Piro into drawing it for him. Largo wanted to make a traditional newspaper-style comic, but Piro was a massive weeb who wanted to do a vertical comic like Japanese 4Koma strips.
They decided to split the difference with this 2x2 grid as a compromise. The grid was actually a pretty efficient use of screen real estate on low-resolutions 90s monitors, and a lot of new comics started copying this odd square format. That’s since fallen out of fashion, but one artifact of this arbitrary compromise lives on in internet culture to this very day
As the comic went on, it became Piro’s comic more and more and Largo’s less and less, eventually leading to a falling out and the first big bit of Webcomic Drama, but for this essay what matters is that Megatokyo got weebier.
This is not what webcomics looked like in 2001. The art was phenomenal (er, by 2001 standards, at least. It was a different time, before anyone with an art background was making webcomics), and instead of being gag a day newspaper strip, it was a romantic dramedy graphic novel heavily inspired by anime and dating sims. Webcomic creators in 2001 were too old to have grown up with the mid-90s anime boom, but webcomic readers were, and the weebs and squeebs filling America’s high schools in the Bush administration ate this shit up. That’s not a random catgirl hat Piro is wearing up there, it’s specifically the hat worn by Puchiko in Di Gi Charat, a contemporary anime that didn’t air on TV on America and you either bought the DVDs or torrented it (you torrented it). You didn’t get those kind of deep cuts from Penny Arcade, or PvP, or really anywhere on the internet but Megatokyo and anime forums.
Megatokyo was responsible for bringing anime fans into the gamer-dominated world of webcomics. Would that happened anyway? Perhaps. Probably. But maybe not! Is it possible that, without Megatokyo, webcomics go the way of animutations and machinima and youtube poops, a small part of an internet subculture that never really becomes a “thing” generally, until and unless some 90s kid gets old enough to create a hit comic of their own? Maybe. I wouldn’t have gotten into webcomics without Megatokyo. A lot of people wouldn’t have. And perhaps, by bringing in a new and different audience, Megatokyo is actually the most influential webcomic of them all?
But the strangest influence Megatokyo had was Ping. Ping is an accessory for the then-new Playstation 2 who is a robot. Because this is Megatokyo, it’s a robot that looks like a cute anime girl with pigtails, but, regardless. Piro and Largo had a pet robot. And other webcomics liked the idea of robots. They liked this idea a lot.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete ripped this idea off most blatantly. Megatokyo had a Playstation robot, so CAD had an Xbox Robot
Applegeeks, a popular-but-not-dead comic had a Macintosh Robot
And Questionable Content had a PC robot (if you ever wondered why the otherwise realistic world of QC had sentient robots for over a decade before treating it as worth mentioning, that’s why)
And then, eventually, QC made its robot a cute anime girl with pigtails, and the circle of reference was complete.
#Megatokyo#Applegeeks#Questionable Content#Crtl-alt-delete#Arguably the 1337speak in Megatokyo inspired the trolls in Homestuck#But that's maybe a stretch#Webcomic History#History
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season three of she-ra rated by catradora content
the price of power: adora talks about how she thinks the others at the horde can change too and when u think about it in the “at this point in the story, she still hoped catra would change” way it’s like wow :’) we knew that but wow :’) it sucks tho that in this scenario she’s actually wondering specifically if shadow weaver can change, which :/ hm :/ bc shadow weaver sucks. adora really fucking called her out on her abuse tho which is so sexy, and yes that has nothing to do with catradora i just felt like i really wanted to mention it at least <3 shadow weaver is a loserrrr <3 but.... she does mention “catra betrayed me” which makes adora do her “oh, catra?👀” eyebrow raise. i swear she cannot keep a straight fucking face whenever someone mentions catra. it’s like. are you lgbt or something? :/ 2/10
huntara: no catra this episode, but adora’s reaction to huntara will forever go down as one of her stupidest gay moments. u think catra knew super huge buff ladies were adora’s type? how fucking funny would it be if catra thought she never stood a chance with adora not because of the internalized homophobia shadow weaver instilled in them but simply because she thought she was not tall and buff enough for adora’s taste. “adora doesn’t want me!!!!! not like i want her..... because i’m not swole😔” 0/10
once upon a time in the waste: very funny and sexy of catra 2 be like. hm. i was sent here to die. i have completely given up on my hopes and dreams. oh wait what did you say? she-ra?😏 and she was blonde?👀 she’s got a sword?😩 she was angry?😽 her name is adora?👅 and all of a sudden catra is like nope existential crisis over. i’m gay again. and also evil again. that mix culminates in her giving a sexy monologue. did you know that if you’re gay and evil you will give very sexy monologues? and also sword lesbians will fall in love with you despite your questionable morals? anyway, catra takes over the whole of the crimson waste. i won’t discuss how since technically it doesn’t involve catradora but it was really hot okay😔 also adora was being really hot and powerful and fearless (she did not even flinch as bats flew in her face. hello?) and Angery this ep but i will also not get into it😩 i will however remark upon how both catra and adora low key had meltdown monologues this ep, and it is :( but also hot and cool of them. now, i will move onto when they meet <3 catra starts slow clapping as her goons creep onto mara’s ship and poison dart the best friend squad. they only send three darts flying and the last one is blocked by huntara. we have to assume that catra only ordered her team to send three darts for huntara, bow, and glimmer, leaving adora for last because catra has to greet her with, and let’s say it all together—“hey, adora😼”. adora tries to make a run for her sword but catra uses her new sexy cool whip to take it away. “i think this might be the quickest i ever won a fight. always so dramatic with you, isn’t it, adora?” adora tells huntara to save bow and glimmer first, leaving adora as catra’s only prisoner. 👀👀👀👀 soon after, everyone is celebrating, and catra sits in the big chair on mara’s ship like it’s a throne, casually draped over with adora’s sword in her hand, the long blade just resting between her legs. and. hooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooiiiiii. let me just. let me just have a second over here okay folks? this is all very hard for my sexuality to take. i don’t think u all realize how hard it is to make these evaluations. every day i have a breakdown over how hot one of them is. it’s one thing to just watch the show but every time something gay happens (so like, every five seconds) i gotta pause it and take notes (by take notes i really mean start ranting about it like this) and then i gotta like rewind it and shit to double check and i have to force myself to just be repeatedly subjected to the gayness. starting to get a little homophobic tbh! okay back to the show. catra is so fucking sweet and makes everyone cheer scorpia on too. she breaks out into this beautiful giggle. oh my god her laugh. bitches falling for this catgirl left and right smh. catra grabs scorpia’s claw and drags her away from the party. we also find out this is when catra learns about what a party is. remember how adora didn’t know what a party was either? :( damn. they deserve to have absolute ragers ok. catra starts talking about how valued and cool she will be when they go back and show hordak the sword, etc, and scorpia is like. but what if we didn’t do that. what if we just stayed here and had a gay life. a good honest gay life filled with sick parties and gang leading. and catra is like oh right.... u have a point..... i do hate the horde...... wonder why that is.... and then scorpia makes a fatal mistake. she says “forget adora!” which is about the dumbest thing you can tell a self destructive catgirl who’s been in love with adora her whole life but also kinda resents her atm. and catra is like perhaps i don’t want to forget adora. did u consider that scorpia? did you not think about how i crave her lips upon my mouth every night? fuck u im gonna go uh... find adora n maybe tie her up even more idk >:( catra goes to “check on the prisoner”, according to her own words. what does that mean, catra. like what. ur gonna go see if adora wants some tea? something 2 eat?👅 someone to kiss? Fkskdjdjdj adora is obviously struggling against her restraints and trying to break free, and the second she sees her she goes “catra, you can’t do this! >:(“ and catra is like “well, hello to you, too.” because MANNERS, adora, like god damn it catra always puts in the tender loving care and effort to greet you and you can’t even say hello? :( catra dismisses the goon who was previously guarding adora, because when you.... talk to your..... best friend turned enemy who’s now your prisoner. ur gonna want some privacy ya know😌😩👀😔 anyway catra is like ok.... once again.... y can’t i do this. and adora is like more horde army might come in!!! which. adora baby i love you but maybe don’t make that the thesis statement of your sales pitch? to the person who was second in command at the horde?? not to nitpick but if i were u i would’ve just said “noooooo don’t open a portal that might destroy reality ur so sexy ahaha” OR “if u give me back my sword and decide NOT to rip apart the fabric of this dimension i’ll kiss you on the mouth❤️” i know that u think ur feelings are one sided and that catra isn’t in love with you and that you can’t seduce her to the bright side��� but u actually could have 💔 fkdkdjdjdj moving on.... catra says “never a dull moment with you❤️” which is weirdly so romantic. like yeah they’re enemies but catra gets bored when adora isn’t around. life is always exciting when adora is there, in catra’s eyes :’( like damn bitch if you like her so much why don’t you just marry her haha. please? <3 adora continues to explain that we will ALL lose if hordak opens a portal, light hope and mara said that opening a portal will endanger everyone!! and catra says the funniest thing. “you’ll listen to anything weird old holograms tell you, won’t you? you should really try to get over that. :/“ LFKDKFKDKFKFKFJ GIRL YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY. but then adora says the wrong thing :( she brought up you know who and said “shadow weaver told me” and catra.... :( she’s like. how did. she tell you. and adora’s voice goes soft and it’s like “you didn’t know?” because from what she knows catra is allegedly the one who betrayed shadow weaver, not the other way around. and catra grabs adora by the collar and pulls her in and adora gets this gasp and. let me just scream for five minutes. okay. i’m back. so. catra pulls her in and she’s like HOW. and adora just very slowly and cautiously tells her the truth. that shadow weaver is in bright moon. and :( catra :( she lets go of adora and comes to this. very destructive realization that shadow weaver “left her” for adora and that all the pain she’s felt is all Because Of Adora. that, just by being adora, everything, all the happiness that catra could have had, has been taken away. which she is wrong about but that’s what she thinks :( and adora realizes that this is. not good. and she gently goes “catra?” because the look on her face must be worrying to adora, and catra starts to walk away and adora desperately calls out to her. “catra, please, you have to listen!” but...... it’s too late :( and catra is enveloped by the darkness. 9/10 for the collar grabbing shit and just the inherent gayness of their connection and interactions but also this is all so sad bros :( my bros are all devastated
moment of truth: catra walks back into the horde with her arm around adora’s shoulder. hm! Hm! HM! really doesn’t feel like she needs to do that! but she’s doing it anyway! later on, entrapta and adora are alone and talking. “catra would say anything to get whatever she wants.” true, but also not true, adora. she wants to be your gf, but has she said anything about it? no :/ that’s in like 2 seasons. and you were literally about to die so she low key had nothing to gain. so :/ think carefully next time. fjsjfjsjdjdjd entrapta pulls out the funniest cutest bar graphs of data, and there’s like four categories and for some reason catra has low scores for the first three but a really high score for the last one? i desperately want to know what that is. adora says “look, i understand. catra was my friend, too.” and she casts her eyes to the side when she says this. as if.... that statement is a lot more loaded than it seems. because yes catra was adora’s friend. but also wasn’t she, at the same time, so much more than that? yes <3 it was because they were best friends <3 gal pals <3 “but she makes bad decisions. this is one of them.” :( yeah i mean what am i supposed to do. disagree with that? it’s so wild to think about how even through all of this adora never hated catra. arguably, she never stopped loving her either. which. sigh😔 pour one out boys we are yearning tonight! entrapta leaves the room, asking adora if she’ll try to escape. and adora is like “no?👀” which is irrelevant but also really funny. another irrelevant thing i want to bring up is catra when she’s losing in a fight against shadow weaver. “so, what? you’re on the side of good now? you made me this way, and you get to be the good guy?” bro. fucking.... bro. catra’s lines istg.... also her being able to take on gang leaders and princesses and take those people down easily but to lose so quickly to shadow weaver... y’all know what that is right :( sigh. wait. i’m not done let’s sit very sadly on this next line for a bit. “do you know what happened to me after you escaped? do you even care?” i’m gonna cry okay. right. back to catradora. catra is. really unhinged and devastated and destructive right now :( and so she marches into entrapta’s lab and demands that they fire up the portal machine. entrapta says they can’t, because “adora was right” and immediately that sets catra off. she gives this barely restrained chuckle and is like “adora is right.....” and she’s just. having a full on breakdown. she’s just filled with so much anger and resentment.... i can’t even joke and call it a hate boner man, and that sucks because i would love to call it a hate boner :( “adora gets EVERYTHING she wants” no catra, you are wrong. she wants you. she does not have you. case closed. adora has literally only truly wanted one thing in her life, and she does not have it because you won’t give it to her 😔 in conclusion, adora p much never gets what she wants :( why don’t you go over and hug her and then maybe you’ll calm down. i know it’s more complicated than that but still😔 anyway, catra is very determined to not let adora win, so in order to beat adora, she decides they have to open the portal no matter what, because that’s the one thing adora seems to not want right now. some very not chill stuff happens, and catra runs into hordak’s lab and demands that he opens the portal. she lies to hordak and says “oh you can’t trust anyone, especially a PRINCESS” and she turns over to glare pointedly at adora. which is. SUCH a bitter ex thing to do. “they’ll just use you to get what they want” CATRA SHE LOVES YOU :( SHES IN LOVE WITH YOU SHE ONLY EVER WANTED TO BE WITH YOU :( and also she was raised to think she only had worth if she did what others expected of her and that everyone’s happiness and safety was somehow her responsibility. and that it would be better for her to die than for others to get hurt. she was never trying to use you :( you were the only thing that ever made her selfish :( bow, glimmer, and shadow weaver run in and fight with hordak and catra, and catra realizes she has to pull the lever now or it’ll be too late. adora desperately yells “catra, please, don’t!” and catra looks at her for a last time, evil smirking before she does it. roll credits. 8.5/10
remember: oh, we’re really in it now huh :( we hear the last lines from catra and adora from the last episode, and i think this is a part of adora’s dream. she is woken up by catra gently saying her name <3 then by catra a little bit angrily saying her name fjsjdjdjd adora wakes up with a shock and catra is sitting on top of her. HHHHHH. okay. adora shoves catra off and catra is like ???? damn what usually u pull me closer and hug me when i wake u up😔😔 wtf. but catra grabs adora’s wrists to calm her down anyway and gives her this pretty reassuring look, and she jokes “heh, since when do you sleep in? u usually wake up early to flirt with me!” as we all know adora gets nightmares even from her days in the horde so catra just treats this as normal and tries to make adora feel better as usual. ground her and say lighthearted things to make adora remember that she is safe. i mean technically the universe is collapsing in on itself rn so making adora feel safe isn’t the Best thing to do but catra also thinks the fake reality IS reality atm so that’s not her fault <3 adora is confused about how she got “here” and catra finds this strange because adora is in her room! she has her own room now, because she’s force captain! which makes u wonder whether catra and adora would sleep in the same bed if adora was force captain. would catra creep in and sleep in her bed still? would they lock the door and cuddle? oh well! guess we’ll never know! they... are so soft here, just smiling at each other, catra worried about adora, adora smiling back and deciding to just dismiss what happened as a weird dream. “there was something i needed to fix...” “of course you dream about work. there’s nothing to fix adora. everything’s perfect.” hhhh i know everyone in the fake reality thinks Everything’s Perfect too but can we just be gay for a second and think about how a perfect life for catra is just... to be with adora. can we just chomp down on that meaty thought for a sec? :( ok anyway, catra puts her hand on adora’s shoulder and adora smiles and is like wow ur right :) this does feel pretty perfect i mean catra and i are in bed together what could be so wrong💞😜😘👅😎😩 catra pulls adora up to her feet and says “come on, get up” and adora is perfectly happy to just chase after catra. it’s so fucking unfortunate tho that she decides at the last second to pick her ugly ass jacket up. like baby, no. u look perfectly hot as is in that white top. but she needs the jacket to see her force captain badge so she can get Visions or whatever. like goddamn i know the world was collapsing in on itself but imagine if shadow weaver had never been like abusive and the horde was just some chill ass ugly hangout spot instead of a fascist regime. catra and adora really could’ve just been happy huh? :( anyway catra gets kinda annoyed that her gf is not chasing after her any more and instead putting on her ugly ass jacket and looking at it in the mirror. so she’s like “adora! :(“ and adora goes running. she always comes when catra calls for her😌😌😌😌 and then the opening credits play, giving me whiplash. wow that was such a gay fucking cold open. adora walks side by side with catra and is a little weirded out by all the people saluting her and shit. and she’s like lmao wtf what are they all looking at and catra is like u u beautiful idiot. ur hot, and also the invasion of thaymor that u led went perfectly❤️ ur the hero of the hour i’m so proud of you babe❤️ catra is just a proud happy gf who smiles so beautifully and adora is getting more Visions and Flashbacks. but catra is so hot when she’s proud of her that adora decides that she’s gonna be like YEAH OMG I DID THAT WAR CRIME RIGHTS <3 and salutes people like a fucking idiot. and catra does the whole flirty “oh please, you couldn’t have done it without me ;)” bit and wraps her gay arm around gay adora who looks like she’s in heaven, hilariously pushing adora down a bit because catra is SHORT FJSJDJDJD and adora is like “rightttt ;) what would i ever do without you ;)” and man to be a horde soldier witnessing their flirting. i would start yelling slurs at them immediately. adora elbows catra with her arm and they both laugh, but the force causes catra to bump into a horde soldier. and the soldier makes the fatal mistake of reacting normally and being like HEY WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING TWERP and catra is not amused. adora puts her hands on her hips, glaring at the soldier, and he immediately gets so fucking scared. and the soldier is like UHUHUH FORCE CAPTAIN I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE— I’M SO SORRY. didn’t know she was what? DIDN’T KNOW SHE WAS WHAT???? gay????? banging this angry catgirl????? in the middle of flirting with her??????? WHAT DOES IT MEAN. what does it ALL mean?????? and adora is just like YEAH U BETTER BE >:( disMISSED >:( like fucking WHAT?????? yeah how dare u get mad at my gf for bumping into you. it is YOUR fault for existing while we were roughhousing as part of a very intricate ritual. u ruined the FLOW of our flirting u jackass. u fucking bitch. now we gotta start all over again :( and then like the soldier leaves while v terrified and keeps bowing at them and catra and adora just bursts out laughing at each other. they’re that lesbian couple who will bully u in school and feel zero remorse for it. that is so fucking sexy. i wish that were me. catra proceeds to make fun of the soldier she bumped into and didn’t even apologize to all “oh, force captain, don’t hurt me! UHAHASHUAH” and adora plays along with the re-enactment by posing and acting tough. catra really do be flexing her privilege as gf of everyone’s boss huh. she’s that secretary who WILL spit in your coffee and kick you in the shin all because the CEO is in love with her and they’re like slamming ass. catra is like. just straight up rubbing it in everyone’s faces that she’s untouchable because adora is in love with her. that’s just. that’s just greaaat. they both start laughing again at their own jokes. and yeah they’re both pretty funny people but like ok lesbians. have fun being happy or whatever. catra is like “too good” and adora is like hehehe baby!!!! where are we going again and catra is like to the locker room!! there’s something i wanna show you😘😘😘 because you know they’re in love. them just walking down a corridor together feels like a straight up date. adora thinks they’re taking The Long Way instead of this shortcut she knows with a side door but that door is gone and suddenly this throws Doubt again. and i guess that door got swallowed up by the reality-collapsing portal but damn adora :/ what’s wrong with taking the long way? :/ too good to spend some quality time w ur gf? :/ JFJSJDJ anyway catra is like what? no this way is the right way :) the scene can be read as cute gfs who argue about directions even tho it’s just a walk to the locker room ❤️ i wouldn’t say it’s the right way to read the scene bc the point is that parts of reality as adora knows it is disappearing but shhh. i am gay <3 catra immediately starts worrying about adora again and she’s like DO U HAVE A CONCUSSION :( and like grabs adora’s face which is so cute. she also accidentally shoves adora towards her chest so adora has No Choice but to stare :) good for you adora “i know you get hit on the head a lot” JFKSKDKSJDJD man but catra gf goals tho :( get u a girl who will check if u have a concussion because you get hit on the head a lot, most of it accidents 😩😩😩 “but i figured your dumb little hair poof would cushion the blow” HDHJSSHAHSHSHSH GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL LOVE YOU EVEN THO UR HAIR POOF IS DUMB😳😳😳 adora is a tiny bit >:( about being roasted for her hair choices and also a bit >:) because catra touched her and she’s like LMAOOO IM ALL CHILL M8 😩👌🏻💅🏻😎 “don’t make me kick your butt” as she shoves catra. wow adora! watch where you’re putting your hands! jk i know i know :) you simply have no choice because the only place to shove someone is to push their tiddies :) i understand and approve :) catra responds to adora’s threats with “pft ;) as if you could” which is just yet another invitation for them to “fight” :). u know how i feel about catradora and their roughhousing? it’s like. u know how people talk about men fighting each other as an excuse to touch? i feel like catradora said yeah that’s ours now. and they’re right. it’s theirs. they literally. they fucking giggle and shit as they start shoving and hitting each other all the way to the locker room. and lonnie is like SURPRISE and adora’s reaction is so funny she legit looks like she got mad p*ssy blocked and she’s like the FUCK. and catra isn’t as mad bc she kind of like planned this cute like i love you adora❤️ surprise party. because it’s a surprise party! for adora! adora is like damn whats this?? grey ration bar cake w my face drawn on it? also from the looks of the drawing i feel like catra definitely drew it. isn’t that so fucking cute. adora hugs lonnie (yay) and kyle (what the fuck gross???) and she’s like u guys 😩😩😩u got the gray kind.... that’s way better than the brown kind.... lonnie is like “hey, it was catra’s idea!” implying that catra definitely specifically told them to make the cake out of the gray ration bars, not the brown ones. and adora. let’s all take a deep breath. she goes. “oh yeah? ;)” in the most. insufferably flirty way ever. like in that Wow This Was All You Huh ;) way, with her stupid hands on her stupid hips giving catra this 😏😏😏😏😏😏 look. and catra is like ;) casually leaning against the wall, her arms all crossed. it is interesting to note that adora keeps putting her hands on her hips and catra keeps crossing her arms. i think that’s really cute. catra says “eh, whatever, don’t make a big deal about it” but it is a big deal catra. u don’t just plan cute surprise parties for anyone. and the fact that this is YOU we’re talking about? for catra planning a thoughtful surprise party catered to adora’s tastes all because she’s proud of her accomplishments..... is on par with proposing marriage. adora won’t let catra live this down tho. “wow, i can’t believe you like me ;) that is so embarrassing for you!” and she grabs catra for head scratches. catra giggles and pushes against adora saying “stop it😳😳(no don’t stop bro don’t stop😩😩) get off 🙄🙄 (wait actually don’t get off😩😩) this is not 😡 because i like you😳😳(it’s because i love you💞)” and she shoves adora off only to IMMEDIATELY pounce on adora, making adora laugh so fucking happily. kyle is secretly a lesbophobe tho so when he sees this gay display he’s like WUUUUOHOH I DROP CAKE :( and we get this VERY quick frame of catra and adora with their fingers interlocked before they pull apart at the crash and look at kyle. that is so fucking rude of u kyle. we could’ve gotten a few more seconds of catra and adora interlacing their fingers but NO. fuck u. thankfully, the euphoria of being gay is still burning strong for catra and adora, so they laugh happily instead of beating the shit out of kyle. how sweet <3 adora sees the word MARA in one of the cake pieces, and she’s very thrown off right before catra holds her shoulder and is like “hang on, you got something right... THERE!” and she like throws grey bar sludge into adora’s face ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 u know? how you pal around with your gals? adora rubs the grey cake stuff off her face, and then.... ugh i don’t even wanna say her name. we were all having such a good gay time :( [redacted] walks in and tells adora to get off the floor, and tells catra to get herself cleaned up. and [redacted] tells adora to come with her. adora gazes gayly upon catra’s face who gives her a reassuring smile that tells adora she’s okay, so adora runs along. catra looks lovingly at adora while she walks away. shadow weaver praises adora’s successful war crime and adora is like i couldn’t have done it without the others aka catra <3 and in this fake reality she succeeded in persuading shadow weaver to let catra come with her! adora goes to the force captain briefing and gets roasted by scorpia because scorpia is still like. jealous of adora because you know..... you know how you hate the person your crush is in love with? yeah <3 adora freaks out because the universe is falling apart and she keeps getting visions from her real life. and then catra appears, and all the weirdness stops for a moment. i think it is so interesting how the world starts falling apart faster when catra isn’t there, but when catra is there things in the fake reality start to look and feel a little more normal. it’s like.... catra and adora’s connection is so strong that when they’re together... they can stabilize the collapse of a reality. just for a little while. just to have a little more time together. their gay levels are THAT strong. they’re like level 5000 lesbians. and they just keep leveling up as the show goes on which is why by s5 they can defeat an intergalactic conquerer just by making out LMAOOOOO anyway. catra is very worried about her wife. she’s all “adora, what is wrong?” yeah she’s so worried she doesn’t even use a contraction. adora takes out the slip of paper and shows it to catra. “did you write this?????” and catra looks at it and is like “did i write a blank piece of paper? i’m gonna go with no.” which. KFKDKFKDKFKDKFFJ BROOOO WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY. it’s like not supposed to be funny because adora is having a meltdown but it’s so fucking funny i—moving on. adora starts properly freaking out and catra is like hey :( u ok omg :( calm down :( and she puts her hand on adora’s shoulder but adora swats it away like I CAN’T CALM DOWN :( and she starts rambling and referencing stuff that happened and this vision of catra betraying adora in promise shows up (i think it’s catra’s memory?????) and catra slaps adora. which. HEY :( but also it’s like very funny. and adora is like ow :( what was that? :( and catra is like sowwy!!!! :( u were freaking out!!!! and it was freaking me out!!!!! :( and adora is like well u didn’t have to Slap Me :(((((( and is like why would my evil catgirl gf do this. have i not loved her enough :( is this the thanks i get for loving her with my entire heart :( and catra grabs her arm and is like come on!!!! let’s get you outside!!!! you need some air :) and oh. oh man. oh to have my hand/arm lovingly held by a girl as she giggles and excitedly drags me somewhere. the fucking dream. adora protests against getting air which (??????) u don’t want air? but u need air? to breathe? i know adora is just trying to say she doesn’t need to like go to her and catra’s secret place at the highest edge of the horde but then oh guess what? she’s there with catra. and adora is like how did we get here.... and catra looks depressed because her gf is losing it and that’s so sad 😔 she’s like how did we get here? we climbed up :( like we always do :( or am i the only one who remembers that :( and adora is like idk what’s happening to me :( it’s like i’m losing my mind..... and catra is like you just need to relax <3 by hanging out with me <3 and adora is like ur probs right :( am fine :( everything fine :( and she gets this glimpse of catra and catra smiling evilly at her but catra gets up and is like huh! ofc im right! Everything’s Perfect! soon, the two of us are gonna be ruling etheria together, just like we always planned 😺😸😹😻😼😽😾🙀 and quietly, adora goes “is that what you really want? to rule the world?” and catra gets this UHHHHH look akin to when someone asks u “hey, do you like apples? or are you just gay for me?” and you gotta awkwardly answer “what.... nooooo..... i’m not gay i fucking love apples” and so catra gets the exact face that expresses this sentiment and she’s like “i mean, yeah, obviously. isn’t that what you want too?” and it’s like UGHHHH because clearly neither of them want to rule the world! ruling the world was just an excuse for catra to be with adora, and when adora inevitably says “hey maybe we shouldn’t rule the world” catra will take it to mean “i don’t want to be with you” instead of “ruling the world is bad” and it’s just. it really tears me the fuck up bros! when catra says don’t you want to rule the world too? she really means don’t you want to be with me? and it’s just. HHHHHHHHH. i can NOT. i have had it up to HERE. adora says “i don’t know (re ruling the world lmao i went on a tangent earlier)” and catra is like “don’t flake out on me now!” like ruling the world is meeting up for lunch and suddenly adora texted at 11:30 am that she’s not really feeling up to it today :/ “this is what we always wanted”, catra continues to say, and we all know that “this” is..... the freedom to be with each other, without everything else getting in the way. “everything will be perfect as long as we stay together”. and she is right about that. but also catra’s current definition of them “staying together” isn’t right. adora and catra were always supposed to meet halfway. they will both have to grow to do that. but let’s not get 2 deep😩 i am here to have meltdowns and make gay jokes only😌 and then adora says “what if we don’t stay together? what if it all goes wrong?” which is like. damn that’s the show right there KFKSJDJSJDJ and adora sees lightning again and she gets upset because why can’t catra see the reality-cracking lightning too!!!! why can’t catra see the light!!!!! why can’t she see that she should be doing good things and not evil things!!!!! why can’t she see that she should be coming with me, running away with me, being with me in a place that’s safe!!!!! and catra grabs her hand and is like “adora!!! stay with me, okay? :( you’re just seeing things. it’s all in your head” and it is all so terribly tragic and sad. ah, the age old argument. come with me, stay with me. i will be whispering this in decades’ time, spreading gay tales to my loved ones. after this, lonnie is calling for adora and catra. “thought we’d find you up there” FJSJDJSJDJD the way it’s just like an open secret that catra and adora are gay and have a gay hangout spot where they do gay things. incredible. adora finds out an entire week has passed all of a sudden and she grips her head in frustration and catra is like adora? :( and holds her in concern. and adora is like ranting about how there’s something wrong with space and time!! and catra is just freaked out and begging her to stop because adora please! please stop finding the destruction of reality weird and hold my hand! i haven’t been happy since the day you left! and.... hoo okay sadness. catra’s holding her arm and adora’s like we’re not supposed to be here!!! catra holds her upper arms and goes “adora, everything’s okay!” and adora snaps and tells her to stop saying that! because this isn’t right! because she will lose everything, including catra, if she does not fix this. “everyone keeps telling me everything is perfect but it’s not! everyone except... scorpia” so she runs away to find her and catra is like adora!!! adora, where are you going? please don’t go. don’t go where i can’t follow😔😔 but adora is gone. we get this whole thing with scorpia and adora and adora is straight up just so petty. about scorpia hating her. which mood because i want everyone to like me. all the time. but also adora in scorpia’s defense she has a crush on a certain catgirl who will Not Shut Up about you :/ adora gets flashbacks about catra and realizes that the girl she’s been inappropriately touching for the past.... day? is the one who did the thing that is destroying reality❤️ LMAOOOOO this would be like... hm actually not many situations available to describe this. except. have you been flirting with the thing that’s been trying to kill us? have you been in love with the thing that’s been trying to kill us? yeah stuff like that <3 “catra did this. she captured me, she took... the sword. she activated the portal!” LFKSKDKSKDKDK you know what? this would be 58384848484 times funnier if they had canonically banged during the fake reality before adora realized the world as they all knew it was about to end <3 and you know what? they did bone. but it was cut for time <3 KFKDKDKDK JKJK god i need to like shut up for once in my life. but if i did that, these evaluations which no one asked for would not exist❤️ adora loses scorpia and razz (temporarily) and lonnie and she finds catra again! even tho she now remembers that catra kidnapped her and took her sword and used it for the portal and activated her portal.... she immediately grabs catra and pulls her along with her. despite knowing all that..... for the moment she is acting on instinct and doesn’t care. she just wants to keep catra with her and keep catra safe because the portal is swallowing up so many people and she cannot lose catra. adora drags her to this weapons closet that closes behind them and catra, instead of kissing her in this enclosed space (WIMP), shakes her and is like hey! you’ve officially lost it, haven’t you? and adora is like listen, we have to go. now! scorpia, lonnie, kyle, rogelio, they’re all gone! but catra is like what are you talking about? who’s gone? and adora’s all they’re gone. there’s nothing left. and we’ll be next if we don’t get out of here right now. and she’s so firm about it putting her entire foot down because No. not catra. she Cannot lose her. but catra is so stuck in wanting some part of all this to be real that she’s arguing with adora that she’s not making sense and Everything Is Fine. and adora goes “don’t say it’s Perfect. i know it’s not perfect and so do you!” because... she just knows catra that well. and she knows catra is smart enough to see what’s going on if scorpia did that too. catra’s choosing to repress it all, but adora’s words snap catra into memory for a moment, and she remembers it, maybe even remembers it all, and i think.... it all just hurts too much and she’d rather not be in that reality so she acts like she doesn’t know a thing and tells adora she’s not going anywhere. frustrated because she can’t convince catra, adora picks up one of the stun barons and... tases catra KFKSKDKDKDKSKDK and i can’t help but think of when catra tased adora back in sword part 2 (1x02) and man that is not good but also so funny that they’ve both tased each other. there’s this desperation there in both instances that we should definitely not romanticize at all but they just. deep down they will just do close to anything to keep the other with them. and it is messed up! and i’m glad that a little ways down the road they unlearn this but also.... wow. adora catches catra tenderly in her arms as she slumps against her, literally fucking BRIDAL CARRYING catra out and running away from the crumbling horde. literally IMAGINE IF LIKE. catra did not wake up and fight with adora. imagine if catra had stayed passed out longer and adora had fixed the portal without anyone getting left behind. and catra was still unconscious and she like walks out of the portal back into where they all were with catra in her arms like that. just like hey i fixed the portal :) all of us nearly died and it was kind of partially this catgirl’s fault but i’m like low key desperately in love with her so can we keep her? lmao :-) anyway. adora steals a skiff again (lmao first ep throw back! remember their date) and flies her and catra out of the crumbling world. catra wakes up, watching adora’s determined face as she flies them out and catra’s like WAIT WTF DIDN’T U TASE ME and is like hypocritically fighting adora trying to grab the stun baton. bad idea! adora’s DRIVING you don’t attack the driver!! but catra does not often make good decisions </3 the skiff crashes and they both fall off. they get up, look at each other angrily and run after the stun baton. catra grabs it first but adora hits it out of her hand and grapples catra who continues to keep reaching for the weapon. “catra, you can’t. we need to get as far from the fright zone as possible or we’ll be completely erased along with everything else.” “you think you can convince me by kidnapping me?” well no but goddamn the world is COLLAPSING catra PLEASE :( also is the power of love not enough? catra she loves you she’s in love with you she would pull you from the depths of hell even if you threw everyone in there in the first place!!!!!! that’s how deep this runs because that’s not even a metaphor adora has identified you as the main party who brought upon this reality ripping portal and still!!! she wants you saved. is that not fucking hot? :/ is that not sexy enough for you? :/ KFKSKDKSKDK jkjk okay catra continues with “what is wrong with you?!” and throws adora over her shoulder. not to like. ruin a very heated and serious moment in the show. but catra throwing adora like it’s nothing is like... very strong..... and when you remember how adora likes strong girls........ KFKDKDKDKDKDKDJ adora b like ow that hurts 😔 u free next friday? 😳 catra goes up to the stun baton again and adora kicks it away. “i won’t leave you behind again.” “why can’t you just stay? we have everything we ever wanted.” BITCH THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING IN ON ITSELF. THERE’S A PORTAL EATING UP REALITY. STAY WHERE? “it’s not real, catra.” YES. save the world first, and then after this you can play rock paper scissors and the loser will go with the winner❤️ wouldn’t it be so funny if they did that. if they decided to leave it up to chance. if adora was like well the horde is evil but if you beat me in rock paper scissors i guess i will follow you wherever you go. and then they like fix the portal and everyone is like yay hey adora lets go back to bright moon! and she’s like yeah uh i gotta hash out this situation with my gf real quick uh just a little heads up i might be bringing the horde’s best strategist and leader over to our side OR i might be fighting for the bad people again :/ so wish me luck and everyone just had to stand there and watch as adora and catra held their hands out and went ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT anyway. “as much as i wish that things could be simple the way they used to be, there’s no going back.” and she holds catra gently and in many ways i think she’s sort of acknowledging that she really, really just wants that light hearted playful dynamic with catra back. they both just experienced it again. they both just threw themselves back into it again. and adora really wants to be happy with catra, she would stay with catra if she could, but she has overwhelming responsibilities and an overwhelming sense of responsibility that was instilled in her from a young age. and she thinks she shouldn’t get to choose her happiness, to put herself first. also like. THE HORDE IS EVIL DJSJDJSNDNSJS like. that’s a really important part too. it’s kind of hard for catra to distinguish that though because she’s had very. evil things done to her all her life. and she held on for so long because she thought adora would always be there with her but then adora walks away and makes it seem like. it could have been that easy. but it can’t have been that easy because if it was so easy why did catra have to suffer so much for? also adora didn’t run away to save catra. she had this destiny thrust upon her, and she chose to leave the horde before inviting catra along, which is not wrong of her at all, but it inevitably made catra feel like an afterthought. and now... things are kind of damaged. and catra just wants to run if adora won’t stay, so she shoves adora and takes off and adora lunges after her, tackling her, and adora decides to confront catra about the big elephant in the room, the thing she’s not said a thing about to catra until now when they’re fighting because she was so desperate to save catra before. “why did you do it?” “i don’t know what you’re talking about!” which is a lie but now that she really gets to see the consequences of her rage and anguish filled actions, i don’t think catra can properly explain it either. she was just so angry and she had built this narrative in her head that it was adora’s fault, and so she just wanted to do everything that adora didn’t want her to do. except u failed catra😔 adora wants you to love her and you do, you do love her😔 oopsie😔 you just don’t show it in healthy ways most of the time because your relationship is fraught with tragedy and abusive upbringings💔 adora gives up questioning catra for the moment because “there’s no time. we have to go.” catra grunts as adora’s childhood promise plays in her mind and it is overlaid with the adora of the present telling her “i promise, everything will be okay if we just stay together.” and goddamn adora really means it. she’s literally willing to patch everything up together even after everything if catra will just Decide right here, right now, to go with her. right then, the memory of adora first asking catra to come with her plays and adora is asking her, “help me fix this, please, this can’t be what you wanted” because adora knows! she knows how caught up catra was, in her pain and anger and desperation to win, to overcome all the times she lost growing up. she believed that catra, with her loving heart that saved adora everyday they knew each other growing up, could not have wanted to erase all of reality. to erase what they had. but just because adora knows that doesn’t mean catra does. all the rage and pain and resentment that led to her opening the portal, it is still there, and it is still affecting her judgement in a bad way, and by reminding her that she cannot just repress it all, that she cannot just play pretend with adora until their time is up,,,, this leads her to lash out again :( :( :( “don’t you get it? i am never going to go with you.” i wanna be like sad but also this bitch straight up LYING remember that other time she said “don’t you get it?” remember what came after that? so maybe catra in this moment is too angry and consumed by self hatred, too proud to admit she wants adora when she thinks adora doesn’t want her the way she wants her.... but “never”? lmaooooo ok :/ catra evil gay laughs and goes “you always have to go and ruin it, don’t you?” ruin what???? the illusion????? the pretenses you work so hard to keep to cover up how deep the feelings you both have run??? catra lunges for adora and fights with her, scratching and missing because adora is dodging and catra’s heart is too.... sigh..... she’s too fucking gay to really bring it ok? no matter how angry she is she still loves adora too much to give it her best. adora doesn’t fight back, mostly defending and pushing catra away. “catra, look what’s happening. you’re going to destroy everything!” catra stomped on her heart and she still wants to Convince her, which is really sad, for now, for both of them. and catra goes feral and is like “i don’t care! i won’t let you win. i’d rather see the whole world end than let that happen.” :( bro? this song is so sad. can we change it? sigh. catra is too far gone at the moment. everything, even the slightest concession to adora, even at the expense of existence, is like admitting defeat to catra. and when catra says she’d rather see the whole world end than let adora win, she’s also saying she’d let herself... die. and that is just so sad. bro who gave season three the right. like... i am so exhausted. i am just trying to call some bitches out for being gay, i did not sign up for all this pain. i am so exhausted. this episode is twenty odd minutes or so. you know how many hours i’ve spent writing this? it’s not anyone’s fault but mine for being extra, but man i am so tired. i love seeing catradora interact, but god, at what cost? the portal rips up the ground between them, and catra grabs at adora, clutching onto her badge. i cannot tell if she was just trying to take it off or she wanted to grab adora and pull her close too. “catra, no!” adora grabs catra’s wrist but the badge falls off and catra falls too. “catra!” catra is on some rock in the falling heap, and adora reaches for her but she’s too far away. still, she keeps her hand outstretched. but catra, who’s hanging on by a rock at this point, gives her this look of... almost helplessness. that then hardens into resentment and anger and she just. lets go. and adora, who has tears in her eyes, is just. she absolutely crumbles here. and she runs a good distance away and falls to her knees and just starts SOBBING. she is just crying so hard over losing catra AGAIN and it’s just. That’s Too Much, Man! thankfully, razz shows up and is like stop crying bitch u can still save her ❤️ so adora decides to stop crying for all time and gets to work❤️ 10/10 but also did i ask? :/ yes i did and i am in so much pain right now. my god what an episode
the portal: it’s so fucking refreshing not seeing catradora for a bit <3 i spent hours watching remember ok. here i am now starting the last ep at least a full week later because of how much it was. sometimes this show is too gay <3 i love it tho! i do <3 it’s just hard having to pause and replay every five seconds and write an essay about the tiniest thing <3 and i know what you’re thinking <3 no one asked me to do this <3 no one asked me to be so extra <3 and yet <3 anyway, more than half of the ep passes with adora losing bow and glimmer in the end, but as she’s crying on her knees again she lifts her head up and corrupted!catra touches her forehead with one finger. oh <3 that’s gay <3 anyway, catra’s here because she died but she’s got like nine lives so she’s back now and infected by the collapsing portal. oh great! we get what is probably the most cursed ḩ̵͕̺̯͚̞͈̰̤͎̥̗̳͂̽̃̄͌̎̅̈́̏̎͘͝͝ẻ̷͇͚͈̤̪̖̜̥̥̱̼̅̒͌͗͝y̴̥̺̓͌͊͌̊͒͌̏̔̕͝ ̶̧̟̤̠̯̱̳͕̙̯̔ͅá̶̤͉͕̱̰̮̺̮̝̗̱̲͓̺̯̒͐͐d̵̨̟̖̦̈̑̄̌̍̆̀̾̊̑̽͗͝͠ȏ̷̧̢̨̞̮͇̟̘̘̠̼̊͆̐̉̉̀̌̿̚ͅŗ̴̢̬͚͉̦̘̪̜̥̑̔̈́̀̒͂͗͜͠ͅą̸̡̡͕͈͚͕̼͔̳͔̖̙̯̱̓͗̊́. the look on adora’s face when she’s greeted with this is very interesting. she gives catra this little once over. on one hand, catra isn’t gone like adora thought when she had lost her into the collapsing portal, but also something about this catra definitely doesn’t look right. catra then proceeds to slam adora into another dimension. flat against the bar table in the crimson waste... and ngl it looks like. catra slammed her on the table for :/ stuff :/ that’s like :/ you know :/ banging :/ and adora even looks around for a moment because catra isn’t there and adora’s thinking damn where u at catra? :/ so you didn’t slam me against this table for... no? :( we aren’t gonna slam ass? :( but then surprise surprise! catra straddles her at the last moment! adora gasps and catra is like oh... where are your friends? in that unsettling corrupted tone. notice how adora has been silent this entire time. so horny you couldn’t speak bitch? :/ sadly, catra lunges for adora and adora realizes that catra is still evil and that she isn’t going to kiss her gently on the lips after all 😔 adora grabs catra by the arm and pulls her close. she puts her other hand on catra’s shoulder. adora baby.... you don’t need to touch her with both hands. are you that gay? yes. why am i even asking that question. “catra, stop. you have to–“ catra pushes her face aside. “it’s always the same with you, adora. i have to do this, oh we have to do that!” and then they’re like gay struggling against each other? and catra pulls adora up and holds her tight against her, adora’s arm bent over catra’s shoulder to keep her there. then with her other arm she wraps her elbow around adora’s other arm to further restrain her? and then she puts her face right against adora’s cheek. i don’t know how to explain this. it’s just. homoerotic. damn the gays fight like this? catra then tosses adora aside and they land somewhere else. catra says like things to adora that are about her insecurities and stuff. but i’m not gonna get into those <3 isn’t that so sexy of me? instead i will say this. catra kind of like fights one sidedly with adora a lot in this segment where they go through various locations we’ve seen in the show, and she like talks a lot of shit. but let’s focus on how adora’s feeling <3 she goes through it like this. 1) not horny anymore! i’m scared/insecure/angry with catra now 2) catra throws adora into the big chair on mara’s ship and catra slams her hand against it next to adora’s face like how someone might do before you kiss them in movies 3) horny again 4) catra doesn’t say sorry for the mean things corrupted her said and she didn’t kiss her gently on the lips so adora gets her shit together and realizes all the things evil corrupted catra is saying is not her fault! she pushes catra away and is like “i didn’t make you pull the switch. i didn’t make you do anything! i didn’t break the world, but i am gonna fix it. and you? you made your choice. now live with it!” and in between all that she fights back against catra and at the end she does you know that punch we all know about. but after the punch she calms down from that emotional breakthrough high and gets this :( face. at the end of the day... no matter how far gone catra went, no matter how right she was in setting those boundaries and making it clear catra has to be responsible for her actions, adora cares. adora loves her, it’s the one thing she can’t help. and to see catra sink so deep into the darkness... it hurts her. adora watches catra disintegrate when they fall into the wormhole thing that the portal caused, and she has this like. >:( :( look because adora’s planning to fix everything anyway, the upsetting thing here for her is that she failed to make catra see sense. catra’s likely going back to the horde when all of this is over and there’s nothing adora can do about it. and at the moment i don’t think adora wants to try anymore after failing so many times... which is good for her! but also they are both going to be so sad after this </3 after the whole angella scene (miss that milf) adora gets the sword back and becomes she ra again. we go back to the scene in the horde and catra clutches the side of her face, so we know that was her but it also wasn’t Her, you know? like part of her face got corrupted by the portal and she just had to make sure she was real and whole again. adora comes back as she-ra and destroys the portal, prompting catra to escape. but she looks back at the last moment, looks back angrily, and adora gives her an equally hard stare. she’s done with catra, for the moment, and catra realizes this, and it kind of hits her that this adora is different now. and for a moment she is sad and afraid, but she pulls it together to make a mean face again, before running away. 9/10
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WITH THE TAIL BETWEEN HER LEGS ep. 1-2: Ladybug
(A RWBY fanfic for big league perverts)
(AND FUTANARI FETISHISTS)
Blake Belladona was rushing in her motorcycle down the street, her punctuality was an important deal to her, and she was not gonna risk it because her boss is a bitch. Her old friends from Beacon were gathering for Yang's B-day in her favorite bar, and she had to be there for her partner's party. The black cat crossed the streets as if they were her own, ignoring the cars in her sides and dodging any traffic lights and officer she could, trying to waste the less time she could to get to the place of the party, and after 20 minutes of races, she stopped at the parking lot of a western themed place.
As she turned off the black sport bike, she got off her famous ass, and walked to the gatekeeper, pulling a yellow card with a flaming heart as it's logo from a little white purse. "Xiao Long invited me" said Blake at the same time she showed the card to the 6'11" monster blocking the access. "Huh?, Oh so you are the one who was missing, kitty?" answered the man after opening the door and crossing her name from that night's guest list. "Thanks Bruno, I'll bring you some cake later" replied the Belladona, as she passed the door and squeezed in the crowd. The cat eared lady was waved from a private table in the second floor, almost isolated from the noise of the dance floor and the counter. Jaune opened the chain to the stairway and thanked Blake for coming: "Thanks Monty you're here! Yang and Nora has been making me drink all this time, and I don't think I could have any more whisky without vomiting" said the blondie at the same time he went up to the stairs.
"Kitty cat!" Yelled Yang, as she hugged both of her friends, "You and I need to empty another bottle of scotch, Arc… And you Bellabooty: You are gonna show me how good you look on the dance floor or I'm gonna get mad for coming late" claimed Yang as she pulled them towards the private lounge tugging from their coats. As the bottles ran empty and the hours passed the group of eight reduced at each of them went drunk or home. First Jaune and Pyrrha, later Weiss, and lastly Ren carrying a heavily drunk Nora. When the clock reached the 2AM. Blake called a Taxi for Yang and Ruby who were almost too drunk to protest against the measure.
As she helped the staff clean the mess of 5 hours of Nora and Yang she passed to the couch were a drunk Ruby was cuddling.
[Turning_Point]
For the cat, The silver eyed girl was a perfect prey: her mini skirt, loosened because the hours of dancing revealed a tight red thong with black details. Her feet, usually covered by stockings and boots were naked now, trying to rest from the painful heels which the redhead never used. Her gentle chest, even if never as big as her sister's was tightly wrapped in a white corset, pushing her breasts up, and making them look seductive for the black cat. Blake unable to restrain herself, kissed the cheek of Ruby, making the drunk but sleep redhead wake up and hug Blake "Blake? Give me a kiss, please?" Asked the naive Ruby tugging from the coat's flaps the black haired woman and making her fall over her. "Jeez, Ruby, you look insatiable" said Blake before coiling her tongue with Ruby's in the bold style of the Belladona: bravely, passionately, and with a string joining the pair's mouths after they finished. Doing so, revealed a tightness inside Blake's shorts, a tightness never supposed to rise with a friend she never thought she would lay her hands off.
Regretting what she did, Blake ran to the bathrooms and shutted herself inside the toilets.
Blake ripped off her bursting white shorts and threw them in the floor, showing a throbbing dick who was demanding for attention. Attention only Blake could give with her right hand while thinking of the pink lips of the redhead: first spitting on the head of his cock, following by gentle strokes with her hand, distributing the spit of hers and Ruby around all the length of the shaft. The head, feeling the movements of her hand, answered the letting with shivers of pleasure in her hips, and releasing also wet fluids from her pussy dripping in her thighs. With every stroke, the girl pant and shivered, slowly raising the speed until she wanked her meat with mad speed, as she edged in the verge of climax, she heard a worrying call from outside her door: *Knock**Knock**Knock* "Blake? Are you ok?" asked Ruby, making the Cat Futanari drip a drop of her white cream over the sink. Without a warning, the redhead, entered the bathroom with fizzing eyes and barefooted, only to watch the throbbing dick of what she thought was her old classmate...
[End of chapter 1]
Before the surprised girl, could scream in fear, Blake kissed her again, with more time, with less love,but for time and technique enough to compensate for the rude act. "It is not what you think Ruby, I was… always like this, it's just that I forgot to behave myself, and your lips were just too much for me to handle and…" tried to apologize the cat eared futa, only to make Ruby interrupt her with another kiss and a gentle stroke around her breasts: "I'm not scared of you, I was only surprised of your… 'size' " said the redhead as she changed her hands from the cat's breasts to her throbbing rod. "I caused this to you?" asked the naive girl towards Blake as she held with both hands the still boiling meat of her. Blake nodded at the same time she bit her fingers, trying to hold her load time enough to either die of embarrassment or calm her male instincts.
"Then, I should take responsibility for my own mess" replied Ruby as she got on her knees, kissed the crown of Blake's dick and started licking the head of it, making circles around the glans as she looked straight to the eyes of her partner's pain filled face. Then she opened her hot mouth and shoved the dick in front of her to the back of her throat, making the knees of the Cat weak, and getting the cock even deeper inside the redhead's mouth.
"Don't worry *hic* Blakey! I will relieve you of this in ten moves or less!" condemned Ruby to Blake as she pulled out her head and slapped her meat in her blushed cheek:
She ran her tongue from the top of Blake's pussy lips to the back of her cock's head.
"Ruby!..
She licked the neglected dick cheese, running the same tongue that tasted her pussy juice inside the corners of her glans and urethra.
...please...
As she returned the scout to her mouth she gently kiss the urethra of the Futanari.
...this is no good...
Opening slowly, she gave the catgirl's dick a small taste, slurping the head of her 8 inches long cock. Ruining the redhead's pink gloss lipstick and smearing it over her shaft as she closed again.
...Oh Gods!...
Repeating the motion, Ruby shoved again the giant thing inside her cheeks, trying to suppress any instincts that said her to bite it, making it go half the way inside until the petite girl gagged the meat rod once more.
...I...hate...yo…
Blake answered the harassment, grabbing the head of her former captain and sticking her boiling meat again against the will of the redhead, smearing the thing inside the mouth as the girl dripped spit and precum from her lips to her chest
...C-cu-Cumming!"
Blake's cock hardened itself inside the mouth of Ruby, opening the flow of hard boiling white fluid inside the throat of the girl, stiffening her legs as Ruby grabbed the Belladona's ass and pulled it towards her face; preventing the retreat of her coward friend as she swallowed anything the cat spitted at her. As the climaxed cat panted in pleasure, Ruby stood up and walked with an arrogant smirk towards the toilet stall. The redhead entered and started stripping her lower half, showing her fit rear as she put her hands in the top of the toilet and opened her legs."Nine moves Blake, you need to make the 10th" challenged Ruby.
Blake loosened up her legs, recovering from the climax she just released, falling to her knees, and drooling on the floor. Her chest beat at 100 MPH, her lust was winning over her common sense, her dick over brain, and of course her own body heat over the clothes. She took off her white coat, pulled her violet scarf and tore her black blouse, leaving only the black torn stockings she had under the white shorts. Only after that, she stood up again and ran towards the horny redhead.
Belladona stood over Rose, kissing her at the same time she untied her white corset, her new erection throbbed against the inner lips of her leader, trying to enter as it pushed forward without any success. Ruby, without breaking her standing doggy style pose, answered Blake's kiss, coiling her tongue with hers and pushing her hips with her own and making her rod slip down instead of sliding inside. When Blake finally took the white thing out of Ruby, she pinched the redhead's nipples, "Brats like you deserve punishment, Ruby" said the catgirl answering the girl's challenge as she broke the kiss, and locked her arms behind her back.
Ruby, without notice felt her little pussy being forced open by the head of the Belladona's cock, swallowing in intoxicating pleasure every inch of the shaft and releasing love juice in gratefulness, as the cat pulled back her cock, charging another ram at the back of her redhead partner's cervix, and slamming her meat against it. For over 15 minutes, Blake repeated the motion until a yellowish liquid started dripping from Ruby's thigh, exposing the pleasured status of her former leader, making her smirk and replying "thank the gods we were here in the bathrooms instead of my bed, I would have spanked your cheeky ass red as your cape, if you had soiled them" taunted the Bellabooty as she stroked the redhead's clit with one hand and carressed her throat with the other.
"That doesn't need to stop you" replied Ruby, at the same time she slammed her butt with Blake's hips, accelerating the rhythm to the pace of each slap, and as promised by the Belladona It wasn't until her ass was red as roses and the pace was enough for the two of them, that the Belladona stopped, hugging the redhead's waist as she poured her cream in the deepest of Ruby's womb. Ruby's legs trembled in extasis, as the white fluid invaded her deepest corners, and fell apart when the meat rod left her hot vagina, making the excess fluid drip into the bathrooms' floor.
Blake left the petite girl panting, almost knocked out by the orgasm, whispering in her ear "I'll go out and get your sister a taxi, wait here and we will continue this at my place, ok?"
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