#eimearkuopio

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@eimearkuopio They're different guys. Original vine is Drew Gooden and the geoguesser guy is Trevor Rainbolt

[tunamoth]

@eimearkuopio glad you like it :3

[copperbadge]

Dash did a thing.

[ID: A screengrab of two Tumblr posts. The top post, visible first, is a scene of two characters from Twin Peaks in conversation, subtitled “Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.” The second post is Digitaldiscipline reblogging Hellenhighwater, which reads “Today on ‘Things I Categorically Did Not Need But Bought Anyway’ we have” followed by the image of an articulated spinal column and the base of a skull, hanging from a display hook.] 

[returnsandreturns]

eimearkuopio replied to your post “i tried not to buy the mary trump book but the library isn’t buying...”

Please to share the main points of the book with us?

i’m only a couple of hours in but currently the main point is holy shit, those are some daddy issues 

[wickedbaggins]

eimearkuopio reblogged your post and added:

Wait, you ate them and THEN you murdered them?

Well, yes! You eat people so politely that it’s barely murder! But then terror goes up. You’re almost to London. You ignore further hunger prompts. I can just make it. Just about. Terror goes up, morale goes down, crew goes down.

Terror reaches 100. The crew mutinies. I make the roll to murder half of the remainder, we crawl into London with a pathetic skeleton crew. The end.

[fall-in-love-with-a-demisexual]

Submitted by @eimearkuopio 💜💜💜

My story is too long to put in an ask but feel free to copy and paste: when I was 26 I had been in a relationship with a guy for about a year and he made it clear we wouldn't last much longer if we didn't have sex. (he later denied this, but he was a manipulative emotionally abusive asshole, so...) I didn't want my unwillingness to have sex to be the reason I was alone for the rest of my life, and I figured I'd have to do it sooner or later, so we had sex. When I eventually got to a point where I could break up with him (wish I'd done that sooner!) I was single for five years, and I missed a lot of the emotional interactions of a relationship but I didn't miss sex AT ALL. I started using Tumblr, and eventually I noticed that I was tagging about equal numbers of men and women with things like "exquisite!". This confused me, because I knew I didn't want to have sex with girls. So I called up my brother, and asked if he had any insight. He said, "you had a crush on Claire Danes when you were eleven. Shut up and let me go back to sleep." So I had two epiphanies in one:

- all the girls I thought I wasn't attracted to because I didn't want to have sex with them, I was actually attracted to

- all the boys I was attracted to... I didn't actually want to have sex with them EITHER, I just viewed the potential relationship with them as an acceptable part of life and a lack of interest in sex as Normal For Women

Because I was already 28 when I figured this out, and I didn't date much at the best of times, I've only ever asked one girl out (she was straight but we're still friends) and I've never actually kissed a girl, but now at 34 I'm engaged to the most wonderful man (first person I got past a first date with since the asshole ex, and 100% worth it) so it's possible I never will. But I have weird history with relationships in general so I'm just happy to have a good one with someone who understands me and cares more about me being happy than about the frequency or extent of our sex life.

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[Image ID: Tumblr reply from eimearkuopio reading: I laughed so hard. This is it. This is what I'm dealing with, except I never even fucking learned how to use power tools so I'm just waving them around hoping for the best. /End ID]

Guy goes through a portal to a fantasy land and gets magic but the magical ability he gets is to summon power tools. As in he can summon very specific, DIY-grade construction and yard tools from one specific hardware brand (not just anything that could be considered a power tool) for a set period of time. The tools are battery operated and their batteries recharge very, very slowly in the aether when they're not summoned. A significant part of the plot is this guy tracking down craftsmen in a medieval fantasy world who are capable of producing screws, nails and drill bits of the specific size and quality needed for his tools.

[tehnakki]

eimearkuopio replied to your post:We’re buying a 30,000GBP RF Chamber from this...

pssst you are missing about 9K in your savings estimate

I’M A ROCKET SCIENTIST, NOT A MATH EXPERT =D

Thanks boo <3<3

[copperbadge]

@eimearkuopio

Without wanting to diminish that sensation, do you count towards the minyan as a gentile?

silentstep

er. Sam I definitely do not want to be discouraging at all, but to be counted in a minyan one must in fact be an adult Jew (some congregations will only count men, too). it's generally considered good manners to let them know that you're not Jewish so they know they can't count you.

Yeah, that occurred to me belatedly, which is my bad, after the prayer had already begun. If I’d known he was like...going for a minyan I would have said something ahead of time, but it was the first service where it was even mentioned -- he was just like “GREAT. GOT TEN” and dove in. 

 At that point person #11 dropped in, at least, and I felt it would be less disruptive to keep silent, especially since I would have had to yell it out in chat because we were muted. 

[returnsandreturns]

@eimearkuopio replied to your post “there are three chelsea(s) that work at this library and one of them...”

Okay but for contrasting experiment purposes: Chelsea's wife?

i smiled and sighed wistfully. and also gayly.

[khawla-gfm2]

$4,661/$5,000 of the short term goal!

Just $339 away from reaching that target! if about 17 people donated $20 it'd be met in no time!

Please consider donating even only $5 or $10 to help the camapaign along as well, as well as reblogging/sharing the campaign so that more people can see it!

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📰Khawla's Family Campaign Update: 34📰

$4,646/$20,000 as of September 17th [10pm CDT]

Only $354 away from $5,000! this would take the campaign to a 4th of the way to it's goal!

Please Help reach the campaign goal as soon as possible by clearing $5,000 as a short term target! Donating even just $5, $10, or $20 and reblogging/sharing the campaign can help push it forward!

It would take about 800 people donating $20 to reach the campaign's goal! so spreading the campaign further really can help!

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eimearkuopio  replied to your photo:It’s kind of refreshing to learn that men don’t...

It’s honestly nice to see you doing bisexual dating, though. Even if it isn’t the smoothest experience, it’s good that you’re able to be open about it.

Other men are making it very hard, though. Like c'mon dudes, put some effort in; this isn't that hard.

[boreal-sea]

I’ll fully agree that what’s happening in the West Bank is wrong eimearkuopio. Most Israelis agree, too, actually. But that doesn’t justify everything else you’ve said. And no, Gaza is not experiencing a genocide.

I’ve seen people basically say “well fine, if being antisemitic is what needs to happen to liberate Palestine and remove the evil colonizers, then I’ll be antisemitic! They deserve it!”

And congrats. Hitler-style propaganda and lies have worked on you. Along with “globalize the intifada” and “Oct 7th every day”, why not throw in “bring back Kristallnacht”? or “6 million wasn’t enough”?

You might as well just use straight up nazi phrases. Trust me, the words you’re using today are being added to their phrase book. They’re taking notes on how easy it was to turn your antisemitic.

[endemiccharm]

@eimearkuopio

In good faith: I think the issue was more with this section "These days I can just say something like, "aw, you're so sweet, but I'm demisexual and so even if nobody would be hurt by it, it's not something that appeals to me"."

I feel like you skipped a qualifier of "because I have x answer, I no longer fear that request, and can just talk to them like normal." or even "I talk to them like normal about their lives and then if they ask me to join, I just say x"

The original poster was saying "when I talk about my life (not inviting anyone to join) why do people [insult my life in that they say] "oh I could never do that!"" and without that qualifier, this makes it feel like you're saying "because I no longer fear being asked to join them, I just tell them I'm not poly respectfully rather than rudely" which does feel a lot like still distancing/insulting just with nicer language.

In my reading, what they were originally asking was either "why do they denigrate/distance themself from my lifestyle upon my talking about it" OR "why do they assume I'm asking them to join and so get so defensive rather than engaging with me about my life?"

Sorry, got a little long because communication is like that. Mostly, I feel like you answered the substance of the question in your first paragraph but may have missed the tonal marker in the question with your second paragraph and that's why the person got upset. Though doubling down without actually engaging with your intent is on them.

Why is it that when you tell a monogamous person you're poly they trip over themselves to tell you that they couldn't possibly be poly. Ever. They just couldn't. They can't imagine ever being poly.

[shinykari]

idk I can see how someone who’s not very aware of this kind of thing wouldn’t realize. You have to remember that the majority of non-tumblr people don’t even realize they’re ignorant. The fact that they’re aware enough to at least ASK is a good sign.

You're probably right. It's just that if you're asking "is this racist/sexist/offensive," chances are high that you already know it is and are hoping someone will give you the go-ahead to be a dick.

eimearkuopio replied to your post: My level of “what the ACTUAL ...

…I have never heard that phrase used with “Cosby” in it, but suddenly it makes a lot more sense and is just…ugh.

I'd never heard it before, tbh. I didn't even know what it meant until I kept reading. Blargh.

inkandash replied to your post: My level of “what the ACTUAL ...

I love your response to the question. Also, wow. Just. Wow.

People are stupid. Someone else just commented "...*sigh*"

[tehnakki]

eimearkuopio said: …uh…but you’re not buying the stuff, so should it be an issue?

So I bought this stuff months ago when i was still in the states but it was back ordered at the time. So i called them up before i left and asked for them to change the shipping address and they offered me free international shipping for the wait....but clearly i should have just had it redirected to my parents and then they could have shipped it to me without the customs labels or whatever...

ugh, who thought it was a good idea to tax 20% on all shit coming into your country? Wtf is that?!

oh well, guess everything i buy in the states will be shipped to vegas and i’ll just have my parents rip off all the tags/receipts and then mail it to me.  WIth my dads 75% discount on fedex it definitely don’t be as bad as getting stuck with VAT every time.