#ehren mcheghey

[philscoupons]

jackass crew + trans male!reader headcanons

a/n: this wasn’t a request, i just wanted to write it. uh, enjoy :)

johnny knoxville

doesn’t fully understand at first, but supports you nonetheless

a little confused, but he’s got the spirit, ya know?

you let him ask all the questions he wants

at least he’ll be educated

“wait, hold on, so you were born female?”

“yes.”

“and now you’re a guy?”

“yep.”

“huh. that’s neat. we didn’t even have any gay people back in knoxville, much less trans people.”

is 100% like a protective older brother

“none of the guys have given you shit for it have they?”

“no”

“if they do, tell them to come talk to me”

forgets you don’t have balls all the time

like. all the time.

the amount of times he’s nailed a perfect nutshot on you, just to warrant no reaction

“OH THAT WAS PERFECT- wait.”

“i don’t have balls, johnny, we went over this.”

“dammit”

steve-o

confused

asks intrusive questions at first

“so do you have a dick.”

“it’s sort of really intrusive to ask that-”

“OH, my bad, dude.........”

*sigh* “no, i don’t have one”

he’s very quick to correct people after that

especially in interviews or at publicity events

you like to call him the transphobe police

he has told off hosts/interviewers on multiple occasions

“that’s not fucking cool, dude, don’t ever ask him something like that again.”

he loves making fun of you (affectionate)

it’s like a 

i can make fun of you, but no one else can, situation

he thinks your jokes/comebacks are the funniest thing on the planet

“oh come on, grow a pair”

“trust me, steve-o, i’ve tried”

*hysterical laughter*

chris pontius

everyone’s protective of you, but chris more than anybody

the list of people he’s either threatened to beat up

and or really beat up for you seems to grow every week

creeps at bars

insensitive fans

just transphobes and bigots and general

his hands are rated e for everyone

“he told you to back the fuck up. i suggest you do it.”

“chris, you don’t have to-”

“no, he’s being fucking weird.”

he’s your go-to when you have questions about random cis male habits

mostly because he never holds back on the answers

and because he usually has something funny to say

he claims it’s his “duty to educate the new found men of america”

(that’s a direct quote)

“so do you guys let it hang or rest it on the toilet when you take a shit?”

“neither”

“neither?!”

“nope, we hold it. gotta cradle the twig and berries. keep em clean.”

bam margera

people always say you two look alike

which is awesome

because bam is basically your gender envy

he doesn’t treat you any different than he did before you came out

you guys are both relatively the same size

so clothing gets borrowed (stolen)

“have you seen my blue element shirt?”

“i don’t know, bam, have you seen my camo skate pants?”

“i told yOU I NEVER TOOK THOSE”

“WELL THEN I NEVER TOOK YOUR SHIRT I GUESS”

if you’re not being compared on looks, you’re being called siblings

and you two act the part

(plus, april and phil basically adopted you)

he found your packer once when you left it out on accident

he treated it as an elf on the shelf

he drew a little face on it

every morning it’d be in a new spot

april did not appreciate this at all

one morning it just didn’t turn up

no one knows what happened to it

bam (begrudgingly) bought you a new one

ryan dunn

suffocates you in a hug when you come out to him

“thank you for trusting me”

“ryan, i can’t breathe”

is genuinely curious on how he can support you

sweetheart.

always offers you his shirt or jacket if yours gets wet/ruined/dirty during a stunt

because he knows you’re not as comfortable being shirtless as all the rest of the guys

he helped bam with the packer elf on the shelf thing

although he’ll never admit it

“it was magic”

“i know you and bam were moving it”

“we did not. it had a mind of its own.”

“it’s a silicon dick.”

“a magic one.”

dave england

he’s incredibly chill about it

darf, not as much

darf caught one of pontius’ punches in the face because of it

dave apologized profusely the next morning

he felt really bad about it

“you were really drunk, we all were, there’s no hard feelings”

“i know, but i’m still really really sorry”

he has, like, weird dad senses

he knows when you’ve worn your binder too long

especially during long days on set

“go take a break in your trailer”

“i’m fine, we’re almost done-”

then he’ll give you what you like to call his ‘dad look’

you can’t say no to the dad look

ehren mcghehey

has about the same reaction ryan does when you come out to him

gives you a hug

“thank you for trusting me with this”

“of course, ehren”

he’s good at recognizing if you’re having a bad day

whether it be from dysphoria or something else

he’ll do something ridiculously stupid to make you laugh

he usually gets hurt in the process

“why would you do that, that was dumb as shit”

“it cheered you up though!”

“...true”

you guys have a pact where you trade stunts the other doesn’t want to do

it started because tremaine wanted you to do a stunt where you would probably have to be shirtless

so ehren came to bat for you

you repaid him by doing one of the stunts he didn’t want to do a few days later

preston lacy

total dad

he gives the best hugs

like.

the best hugs

your #1 supporter too

was so excited when you finally got a top surgery consultation

“preston, i have news”

“oh no-”

“i got the consult!”

“really! oh my god that’s awesome! when is it?!”

anyways

dad

that’s all

weeman

you guys are partners in crime

minority groups gotta stick together

everyone is on edge when you guys are together

more on edge than normal that is

you guys are ruthless with pranks

it’s as weeman likes to put it

“revenge on the majority”

putting a big anaconda in the back of bam’s lambo was one of the best ones you guys have done

bam has never screamed louder

“REVENGE ON THE MAJORITY” - you, probably

*evil laughter* - weeman

“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU GUYS THAT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY” - bam