#eglanteria

[liesmyth]

i missed why fictional ass ratings are happening but if you're providing this service generally may i please request captive prince or tvc ratings

I manifested it and people played along! I’m very glad that it did :D

Rating Captive Prince asses it’s hard but I shall rise to the challenge

Damen: 10/10 THE BOOTY. Juicy. Genetically blessed. His curves are plentiful and his physical training regime unforgiving. You could bounce a coin off that ass (Laurent’s face is on the coin). Someone should SLAP THAT ASS. Someone should TAP THAT ASS

Laurent: 8/10. He’s not a curvaceous man but he has a beautifully shaped peach. Not his most heartstopping feature but noteworthy even by itself. All that horseriding helps

Nikandros: 7/10. He’s the proof that you can build a butt even if the genetics aren’t on your side. Rock-ass cheeks, not super shapely but it doesn’t matter because he’s a Kyros and it’d be shameful to bottom (that’s a lie)

Auguste: 9/10. One of the juiciest butts in Vere. Half the marriage proposal he got were from ladies of the court who wanted to peg him without breaking the law.

Nicaise: 0/10. He’d wail if I left him out of the list but he has no business being here. Come back after puberty, Nic.

Ancel: 6/10. For a pet, he’s lacking in the ass department. Don’t bring it up in his hearing or he WILL do something nasty to you.

Jord: 3/10. He has an ass. It’s there. He has other qualities though.

Torveld: 2/10. He has no ass, sorry to say.

Lady Vannes: 3/10. She barely has an ass but she makes it work. She’s very sexy anyway.

Aimeric: 6/10. Not his best feature, but he makes it work.

Pallas: 8/10. There’s a reason people whistle when he walks by. Perfectly round cheeks, could crush a nut with them.

Kastor: 9/10. Great big ass, like the rest of him.

Lazar: 7/10. Naturally juicy ass. If he deadlifted he’d be unstoppable.

Jokaste: 7/10. Lovely. Not showstopping but it doesn’t matter - she's blonde. She’ll go far in Ios anyway.

Berenger: 8/10. Surprisingly great butt.

[uncharismatic-fauna]

trick or treat :)

You get a clear nose skate (Rostroraja eglanteria)!

[merrivia]

Masterlist of essays:

On why Damen falls in love with Laurent

On the evil enigma that is the Regent, and why his death is narratively satisfying

On Auguste as the golden protector and the Regent’s rumour mill

On the lack of stories (religion, myth, legend or fairytale) in the trilogy

Puzzling lines: Damen and “the other, darker thought”

On the performativity of Damen and Laurent’s different selves, and how they must come together to be together

On Damen’s disconnection from his emotions and the trauma of violence

On the ‘inn’ scene and Laurent as a sexual being

On Damen, trauma and the symbolism of water

Asks, answered:

On the belief that Damen and Laurent’s first time was non consensual

On Damen and Laurent and sexual crimes 

On what really happened in the ‘baths’ scene between Damen and Laurent

How long IS Laurent’s hair 💇‍♀️💇💇‍♂️

Mini metas and comments:

My thoughts on Pet

What I think Damen looks like

What I think Laurent looks like

Was Laurent spying on Damen?

Puzzling lines: Nicaise and “You’re going to tell him you want me”

A snippet on memory, motifs and Laurent’s duel with Govart

On Damen’s declaration of love at Laurent’s trial

On Damen’s insight in to Laurent’s ‘strapping down’ of his emotions

On the meaning of Lentos in The Summer Palace

When was Laurent’s first kill?

Makedon and Laurent: thee comic duo

On the bond between Nikandros and Damen

On Laurent as an appealing character

Damenlovefest2023:

Mini metas:

Day 1: Family

Day 2: Akielos

Fan fic/Ao3 recs:

beautiful boy by kybelles

All This and Heaven too by spinawren

The Wager by eglanterias

And Ask No Leave of Thee by covertius

Book recs that aren’t CaPri:

The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner

A little bit of web-weaving:

On pain being the source of writing

On scars and love in CaPri

[siqk0]

happy birthday!! :)

thank youuuu! :D

[notfidgetspinnersuggestions]

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[rattiebastard]

writing jake paul fanfiction is gay culture

jackin off to jake paul fanfiction is hetty culture

[hypnoticspells-moved]

Thhe ffacT that two pe;op e asked, yyouu to stop saying a sluur (it wwasn’t clear tthat it was reccllaimmju stded? You couldve pol,ogized?) and you u respondeed witthh rudeass sarcasm is a littte ;👀 to mm ;;ebut llike loll

[bohemdecadence]

[reunioninn]

eglanteria replied to your post: how do you fucking turn off safe mode

you cant

i mean i already hate tumblr for what its become but for fucks sake

[eviltwinlil-la]

eglanteria replied to your photo: He’s Here

oh fuck it’s him……….

Its Snake MetalGear..

[merrivia]

Oh I just read such a lovely fic by eglanterias! Highly recommended if you want to smile today ✨

Tags here:

[shrewdnessofseals]

[sbnkalny]

jake paul mall cop

Paul blart mall cop 2 probably five times over a period of civil sport

[joey-wheeler-official]

for the aesthetic asks: neon lights, fire crackles and warm tea

neon lights: describe what you’d do at 2am with your best friendsprolly like, play video games or dnd cause my friends are fucking nerds

fire crackles: describe your ideal winters evening

one in solitude probably

warm tea: what’s your favourite tea? if you don’t like tea, what’s your favourite drink?

fruit tea is the only stuff i can stand

[reglanteria]

since i just finished drawing enyo’s summer art, here’s her builds when first summoned & how i would build her! i’m really proud of this drawing so have it by itself, too

[rattiebastard]

The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence

One Day I Will Bloc You. Then You Will Be Sorry