#egghomicide

[iamvegorott]

Prompt: Y'know how principles sit in classes in the back sometimes? Well imagine that but dark is just in antis class admiring how he teaches art(also work, ig)

“You guys are working on your painting projects today, our goal is to get them done by Friday so we can move on to the next piece,” Anti said after the late bell went off. “So, have at it.” Anti gestured to the class and watched as they went to work. Most of them had already gotten their paintings from the drying rack and the few who hadn’t lined up to grab theirs. Anti hummed when he heard a knock at the open door. “What’s up?” He said to Dark. 

“I’m here to do an observation,” Dark stated. 

“Cool, pop on in.” Anti sat on the edge of his desk and observed his class for a bit. Some students put in earphones, others enjoyed the quiet. Dark always thought it was strange how peaceful the class could be considering how usually chaotic their teacher was. He was always expecting the students to be shouting or playing around, but they were very good at settling and getting into the art. But Dark had to remind himself that personal and work life can be very different. Although there have been a few interesting...incidents. Dark didn’t trust Anti with chalk anymore. 

Anti gave it a good while before he made his round, checking to see how his students were doing. He praised all his students as he went to them, taking a second to talk to each one about what part they were working on and adding some suggestions to them. Anti stopped when he reached Blank, having noticed him being off today. 

“So, what’s going on?” Anti asked and crouched down, making sure his voice was soft enough to not draw attention. “You’ve just been staring at your paper the whole period.” 

“It looks stupid,” Blank muttered. “I should have done something else but it’s too late.” 

“Why do you think it looks stupid?” 

“It’s a tree and I can’t get the lines inside of it to look right. They just look like scribbles.” Blank rested his cheek on a closed fist. “I’ve used three whole erasers on this thing.” 

“Let’s try something fun.” Anti got up, grabbed Blank’s brush, and dipped it into the black paint. “Make the tree a silhouette.” 

“Just paint it black?” 

“Yeah. Your background colors look amazing and they’re so bright and vibrant the tree being a solid black would make them pop out even more.” Anti smiled when Blank took the brush. “And keep the heart you have in the middle, it’s really nice and-” Anti lowered his voice again, this time making sure no one could hear him in case someone was eavesdropping. “I know a certain nephew of mine loves rainbows.” Anti giggled when Blank stammered out protests and then stopped in a pout. “You good?” 

“Yeah. Thanks.” Blank went straight to work. Anti smiled and went to look for who to talk to next, ending up looking at Dark instead. Dark had a smile of his own and Anti winked at him, getting Dark to roll his eyes but keep the smile. 

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@shadowkitten0321

[friendzoned61]

Could.. I know it's not a fandom or anything buttttt.

Could you draw a nice fat duck with a cowboy hat on?

Gonna be a cowboy baby

[nyan-bynary]

Ok but- do you know who would be perfect for a Minecraft skin?

Lunky

oh god oh no I legally have to make this now 

[lavenderblight]

Handclapper or kazoo

Kazoo

[nostmarkiplier]

do you wanna see a nice round bird?

Absolutely please

[wilfcrd]

saw you liked cows, would you like to see normal and fluffy cows?

Yes pls

[somebodywithawifi]

Spoilers for season one episode seven of ninjago for some ig!!

Hot take(or cold take?):

The episode when zane goes back to the tree and finds out about his father Dr. Julian And how he died , including him turning off his memory switch so he didn't feel the pain of him dying, is the saddest shit I've ever seen

Bro I cried

I legit rewatched it today and got so upset cuase it's so,,,,, raw, like zane doesn't take it lightly and the others are so sweet.

Idk if the fact that Dr Julien is revealed to be alive in season 2 makes it better or worse tbh, both so shocking and emotional

[llatimeria]

I love reading this blog in the middle of the night

thanx but also like. why

[the-moon-pal]

c and 4 for the vibe you give off lol

Ok this is v funny tho GSHSHDND

[ambrosiadreamer]

that sucks man, do you need a virtual hug? or i could send more dad jokes, i gotta few books, and my own.. no sad no more >:0

i appreciate it, but i’m alright now. mark’s try not to laugh vids always come in clutch <3

[lilac-dreamer]

kazoo

the most beautiful instrument

[iamvegorott]

"anti what are the kids doing"

"Art, dark, art"

*kid writing "swag" with chalk in fancy font*

"..."

Perfect XD

[friendzoned61]

20 for the ask game?

(And bestie I swear to Jesus if you say bad I will shower you in cute tiger pictures for your lies)

How would you rank your art? (poor, mediocre, good, etc.)

I actually think I’m a pretty good artist! Do I think I’m the best? No, but I know I’ve been improving a lot and feel confident enough to say I’m a good artist :)

[nyan-bynary]

I woke up to see that mark Minecraft skin and I must say

I've been

✨cursed✨

oh good! I have claimed a victim after so long of not being cursed on here fdjkgd

[lavenderblight]

If your still doing the ask game, how about actor?

Actor is a really good cook, and can cook really delicious meals.

[lildevyl]

Mark Broke Discord:  When he added the Scream Room to the Markiplier Manor.

Admitted to a Crime:  A Heist With Markiplier, Who Killed Markiplier, A Date With Markiplier (depending on the ending you choose).

Got his stream Suspended:  Well, technically it was the people in the Stream who got their accounts suspended but yeah! If your wondering what the stream is, it’s the one where Mark Livestreamed A Heist With Markiplier.  And then Mark confronted in his own way about the problem with YouTube.

Might get in Trouble with his Sponsors/Lawyer we love to see it:

Del Monte Video,  Sour Patch Kids Sent Me A Personalized Gift,  Sour Patch Kids: The Final Insult

mark broke discord, admitted to a crime, got his stream suspended, and might get in trouble with his sponsors/lawyer we love to see it