#efic

[dumbassdep]

So I'm trawling ebay to see if I can get myself a slightly belated birthday present and I found the "Fathers Calling" statue. It's out of my price range but I am still looking and I see this.

"From a shithole in Georgia, through foster homes and abuse of all sorts, Joseph toughened up and grew into a charismatic and visionary leader. Joseph, Leader of the Project at Eden's Gate, launched into this crazy project because he started hearing a voice, telling him the world would soon come to an end, and he had been chosen to save the souls of 3000 selected people." THREE THOUSAND SELECTED PEOPLE?! I have a memory like swiss cheese but I don't think I've ever seen a number before. And I know it's a figure box and doesn't really count for anything but I found it interesting. Can you imagine that amount of people stuck in the bunkers we see? Makes me like the head canon they're building tunnels between them even more, they'd certainly need the space.

(Also I've decimated that number of cultists almost 20 times over Joe. 😘)

[g3othermal3scapism]

rip carlos de vil and mal bertha you wouldve loved jorts and weed

[ronancer4evr]

guys ao3 is in DESPARATE need of more daez fanfiction. Tell why are there only 35 results out there?? if it's arguably the best ship in the series?? show them some love people cmon

[deputyash]

I was tagged by @direwombat and @roses-n-rads to make one of these cute little holiday message trees! Thank you! <3

Tagging @harmonyowl @strafethesesinners @derelictheretic @teamhawkeye @purplehairsecretlair @rosecochonnetduprintemps @statichvm @glowwormsmith @fuckin-nancy @adelaidedrubman @blissfulalchemist @wrathfulrook @mel-eficent @i-am-the-balancing-point  @beemot @minilev @delicateweaponjpg @lulu2992 @wholelottagin @starsandskies @laindtt @chyrstis @seedsplease @ocheewa @shallow-gravy @miss-jennifer-cormier @bardic-inspo @radiojamming @lybelle-yule and anyone else who'd like to create their own tree and leave messages! <3

[bullet-prooflove]

Three things for Ed Green:

Pajamas, beer, and a movie

Tagging: @kmc1989@baconeggndcheez@mel-eficent@to-grow-in-and-to-love @marlena-marlena

Companion piece to:

Spend the Night - Ed asks you to spend the night when the two of you cross the line.

A Casual Thing - You return to Ed's apartment despite what you agreed.

Quits - Ed calls time on the relationship.

Ed’s in his pyjama bottoms, a bottle of beer in his hand and an old movie on the TV when he hears that familiar rap on his apartment door.

It’s you, he knows it is and for a moment he debates just ignoring it because right now the last thing he wants is a booty call, especially since he has three bruised ribs from a nasty takedown. He groans as he raises to his feet, shuffling towards the door with as much speed as he can muster before he opens it.

“I’m not going to fuck you.” He says frankly when he sees you standing there.

“I don’t expect you to, given the shape you’re in.” You respond as you let yourself into his apartment and start busying yourself in his kitchen. “I didn’t think you’d want to cook so I brought dinner…”

“Ronnie.” He says, slamming the door shut behind you. “What are you doing? You said you didn’t want anything serious and now you’re turning up here, acting like you give a shit about me.”

“I do give a shit about you.” You say with a sigh as you turn to face him. “That’s part of the problem, because you’re not going to care about me when I say what I need to say.”

“I don’t understand.” He says, his dark eyebrows etching into a frown and you lean back against the counter biting your lower lip  before you begin to speak.

“Back when we were partners in the Gang Unit, I was approached by IAB. They knew someone in the unit was feeding information to the Nine Sevens and they thought it was you because of the history you had with gambling.” You tell him and Ed feels an apprehension in this chest because he knows where this is going.

“You investigated me.” He says, rubbing his palm over the back of his neck. “When I was telling you all the shit I was going through, you were feeding it back to IAB…”

This shit being that he’d just lost a baby with the woman that he was in love with, that he was struggling to take care of her because she thought it was her fault when really, it was just nature. A cruel twist of fate that neither of them could have seen coming.

“No, I didn’t.” You say softly, your eyes on his as he moves towards you. “Anything you said to me about that stayed with me but I recorded your movements, made sure they knew there was no way you could be involved.”

“Did you think it was me?” He asks you, his palms coming to rest on either side of you caging you in. “Did you take the job because you thought I was selling information?”

“Never.” You said fiercely. “But they would have jammed you and I couldn’t have that, not when you were already going through so much so I thought better the devil you know.”

“Is that how you see yourself Ronnie?” He asks you, leaning in close as he looks into your eyes. “You think you’re the devil?”

“You tell me.” You murmur as the heat from his body rolls over your skin. “You don’t lie to the ones you love, you don’t a keep  secret like this from someone you care about.”

“Is that why you’ve been holding back from me?” He whispers, his hand cupping your jaw, ensuring he has your full attention. “Keeping your distance?”

“I thought…” You trail off then because you can’t vocalise how twisted up you’ve been about this whole thing, how hard it’s been to walk away when all you’ve ever wanted to do is stay.

“You thought wrong Ronnie.” He murmurs against your lips. “You saved my job back then, my sanity and I can ever express how grateful I am for that. Now if you want something with me, something real, you can have it, you just need to say the word.”

“Alright.” You say, your fingers lacing at the base of his neck, your mouth pressing against his. “Word.”

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[transparentninjaobservatio-blog1]

In this fic I decided to give spider a older Navi and avatar hybrid brother named ashura

Ashura, with his lean, powerful Na’vi frame painted in rich blue hues and his long, dark hair braided and adorned with feathers, efic xuded a calm confidence. His features were marked by a hybrid distinctiveness—large golden eyes full of wonder and wisdom, pointed ears, and a gentle smile that betrayed his easygoing nature. Despite the small, inherent differences that came from being a hybrid, he bore the tattoos and markings of both his Na’vi and human heritage with pride, a symbol of his mixed lineage and his acceptance of both worlds.

Spider, on the other hand, carried the wild, untamed energy of the forest. His skin was painted with streaks of earthy colors, and his dreadlocked hair held small trinkets and feathers that he’d gathered during their countless adventures. His slim, muscular build allowed him to slip through the dense foliage with ease, moving alongside Ashura in perfect harmony.

“Hey, Ashura,” Spider called, a mischievous grin stretching across his face. “Bet I can beat you to the Tree of Souls.”

Ashura chuckled, crossing his arms, his deep voice carrying a playful edge. “You’re on, little brother. But you know you’ll have to keep up this time.” He winked, and with that, they were off, sprinting through the undergrowth, laughter trailing in their wake.

As they ran, Ashura would occasionally glance over his shoulder to check on Spider, a soft protective instinct in his gaze. He understood the risks his brother took, a human in a dangerous world, but he trusted Spider’s skill and agility. They leapt across fallen trees, ducked under thick vines, and wove through the forest, their movements mirroring each other’s, bound by a fierce camaraderie.

When they reached the glowing sacred Tree of Souls, its bioluminescent tendrils lighting up the surrounding forest, they stopped to catch their breath, gazing in awe at the sight. Spider placed a hand on Ashura’s shoulder, giving him a firm, brotherly squeeze.

“One day,” Spider said softly, “I want to connect, to see and feel what you feel. To truly understand Pandora like you do.”

Ashura smiled, his eyes gentle but resolute. “You don’t need to connect to the tree to be one with Pandora, Spider. You already have the heart of one of the People.” He reached out, his hand resting against Spider’s chest, as he spoke in a quiet, reverent tone, “I see you.”

Spider’s grin softened, a rare vulnerability slipping through his usual mischievous exterior. “I see you too, brother.”

And in that silent moment under the glowing tendrils of the Tree of Souls, they stood together, two different worlds embodied in their friendship, bound by love and respect that transcended blood and species.

More to come soon

[acornsinmypocket]

Some of my happiest moments are when it's a multi-day larp event, and people in the tent area or player rooms are already out of character winding down for the day, and I curl up all comfy after a long intense day falling asleep to the sound of my frineds chattering happily all around.

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

[dumbassdep]

It was my birthday last week and as a still hopelessly obsessed Far Cry 5 girlie 6ish years later I bought myself the Clutch Nixon car off eBay.

I don't collect model cars so my husband is questioning my choices but look at it! It's so cute?!

I will be taking it out of the box. I am not a box collector. I mean. I am. I will fold the box up and keep it but. I don't keep my collectables in boxes. I like to touch them.

I'll likely post some excited photos when it arrives. I really wish I could buy the "sinner" car too. Maybe I should customise one. Is that too much? For someone who doesn't collect cars? 😂

I also bought the Cull the Herd free comic book day comic which was very much not free for me since I had to get it shipped from the US but it wasn't one of the titles available in Australia last year. Never heard anything about the series being continued after that... It was supposed to be a pilot, maybe it's still in production?

[birdyisthewordyy]

B RO THT JIMMY FICTIVE WAS MY BOYFRIEND HEPL WHA

BRO SAW ALL TH EFICS I WAS REBLOGGING

THATS SO CUTE WAYAAAATTTT

[coldflowers111]

having beauty and brains is pretty hard like wdym i need to study +6 hours cuz otherwise i don't feel secure enough AND i need to have and eficent and well stablized sleep schedule

[thecandlesticksfromlesmis]

@mel-eficent omg I love this thank you sm for following both here and on TikTok!! if you ever comment pls let me know it’s you cause I love seeing tumblr ppl there ☺️☺️

also here’s some sneak peeks of the TikTok we just shot over the weekend 👀

[watermonkeystuff]

I got tagged by @virgo-dream for my top 9 albums.

Nocturnal Opera by Moi Dix Mois

2. The Oldest of Blood by Strigoii

3. Only Now Forever by The KVB

4. Kerguelen Vortex by Aural Vampire

5. Annihilation by Street Cleaner

6. Death is This Communion by High On Fire

7. the age of villains by Das Feenreich/Yousei Teikoku

8. Creep Diets by Creep Diets

9. Gold by Whores

I'll be tagging @boletesinbikinis @theashenone @bizzyfish @madecutebytorment @strangeskeletonboy @grogpup @veloxx @sickest-saddest-worldliest, @mel-eficent and @moonlitgraves

[dumbassdep]

When I tell you I searched for this post for almost an hour so I could tell you about my own sin food discovery I am not exaggerating. 😂

I am in New Zealand right now and discovered the Hell Pizza chain, it's got sin themed pizzas! There's no Sloth pizza, I don't know why but they have the rest. Branding is very cute.

We got the Deluxe Lust and one called Trouble, I'm not sharing the whole menu cause it's huge but here are the Seven Six Original Sin Pizzas!

They've just opened a store in Brisbane and if it becomes an Australia wide chain I'm so keen to eat more sins. 😈

YALL I think JOHN FUCKING SEED opened a burger shop here in Australia!!!

I would recommend the Lust burger!! It was delicious 😂😂 The pride burger wasn’t too bad as well 😂😂

[thenotherkid]

Some Art of the eficer

By Ssiillenn on Reddit

[eliluminado7]

Ben Efic

[deputyash]

Izel & Astarion (BG3) | Dove & John (FC5)

Monroe & Molly (RDR2) | Dove & Cooper (FC5)

Tagged by @bg-brainrot @direwombat @derelictheretic and @adelaidedrubman to do this picrew! Thank you!!

Tagging: @teamhawkeye @harmonyowl @purplehairsecretlair @peachyaliien @ri-a-rose @statichvm @shellibisshe @glowwormsmith @wrathfl @blissfulalchemist @jacobseed @wrathfulrook @mel-eficent @cassietrn @shallow-gravy @miss-jennifer-cormier @bardic-inspo (I’m sure a lot of y’all have done it already but just in case! :3)

Also, Cooper belongs to @strafethesesinners :3