#eepity I like it though (:

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Woahhh you're too sweet I don't deserve you <33

Let's bring back the other half of the joke though please and thank you I do not want to see you in prison (:

Eeesh they're loudd? What do you use them for btw? Is it like a replacement for trash cans or is it like a compost thing? Sorry I'm just curious

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably