#eel talks

[ribeelz]

Is showing your injuries to your friends a love language

[loth-creatures]

🏳️‍🌈BE GAY DO CRIMES 🏳️‍⚧️BE GAY DO CRIMES 🏳️‍🌈 BE G A Y DO CRIMES🏳️‍⚧️ FINALLY FINISHED YEEHAW 

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU FUCKERS

NOW GO CAUSE SOME TROUBLE KARK SHIT UP LETS GOOOO

[evans-endeavors]

ARTEMIOS Son of Poseidon

Peeled myself away from Hades 2 to draw up an OC!

Art: son of Poseidon Savior of sailors, devourer of olives, shape shifting (?) demigod of the sea!

Enjoy!

[littlelightfish]

This half-foot. Dandan.

Looks preety similar to this lady here (I'll put them together so you see):

Half-lidded eyes, black hair&eyes, small eyebrows, curly hair... Dandan's skin is lighter probably because of low sun exposure (dungeon), and he has tons of freckles because he preety.

This two are clearly relatives if not siblings.

Flertom is a mirror image of the lady up there. She got Chil's eyes. She even has almost the same haircut (a bit longer). She's clearly the mother. We've solved Chilchuck's wife mystery.

But this wasn't what I was going to say.

This implies that Wife and Dandan both knew Chilchuck since their childhood. Because there's no way that Chil was just friend of the sister. They're both close to the same age, and I'll say Dandan is a Younger sibiling (she gives big sis vibes, and he gives young bro vibes). So either she introduced him to her brother or he introduced him to his sister and they became best friends as kids.

Could you imagine how their relationship was after Chil's Wife left him?

He knows he has to say something, but he doesn't want to end his relationships. At the end he takes his sister's side. He distances a bit from Chilchuck, calling him an "aquitance" rather than a friend. It isn't that he hates him, is just that it's complicated. And they both know it. They're in good terms tho, they just aren't best friends anymore and they don't talk about it. Their worry is the guild, not their personal stuff.

That's why Dandan introduces Chilchuck to Laios. If they were in bad terms, he would've suggested any other half-foot. They both priorize the guild and general safety of their own race. That's why Dandan suggests Chil instead of a less experienced hafling. He cares about the union and respects Chil's time and experience in dungeons. They're on good terms, at least good enough. Summing up, I get the feeling Dandan doesn't particularly likes Chil after what happened with his sister, but he respects him at least.

[valtsv]

prommy i'll stop talking about her after this but the fact that carson's contingency measures to stop VAL from doing anything that isn't part of his plan to win the war involve bringing her abusive parent into the plan to put her down is making me sick to my stomach. i realise that the implication is probably that they're going to use her mother as bait to draw her out, but the fact remains that it draws an uncomfortably close comparison to telling someone's abuser about their transgressions with the knowledge that it will lead to punishment. he's literally Going To Tell Her Fucking Mom. the cycle repeats the poison drips through and all you do is change hands to one that holds a longer leash.

[cornkernelle]

Hey boys, quick update- you ever obsess over an OC so much they appear in your fucking dreams? Unprompted, in a bee costume, talking on a podcast? Yeah… yeah.

[plasticmans-plasticfan]

So I did an artstyle study afew weeks ago to try and figure out how to draw this pencil necked geek better and thoughts I'd share on here. Ignore the doc shaner one it turned out bad compared to the rest XD.

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[theaxolotlkween]

GUYS IT SAYS THERE’S NO COMMENTS AT THE END OF THESE POSTS WHERE WAS SHE GETTING THIS ADVICE?!?!?

I was weirded out by the fact that there weren’t any comments at first but I know that people tend to like more than comment. But it was really suspicious when the likes were jumping up AND there were no comments. And then she’s talking like she’s getting comments from people. The only thing I can think of is that she could’ve been getting DMs, but I feel like she would’ve said something like, “someone dm’d me this advice”. Also she talks as though this is a highly active community forum, which makes the idea that two community members, burntumberJ and LazerCat23, are just DMing Alesis Newman feel like the wrong conclusion. Because she’s not talking like she got DMs, she’s talking like she’s replying to specific comments giving her advice.

Haven’t seen anybody talk about this specific detail, and I get why. Jmart heart and bike thing??? Dyhard???? Basira????? HELEN!?!?!? But I just found it super weird when listening. When I heard “no comments” I just thought that as the thread got weirder, comments would start appearing and they would also be weird. But no comments, she just talks as though she’s been getting them.

[shrimplymoray]

Whenever I see fanart of the Leech twins in their mereel form, a part of me feels this deep sadness that every and each one includes scales. Moray Eels do not have scales, they have a mucus on their skin so that sand doesn't cling to them. And that sand is cleaned up by cleaning shrimp.

Also the abundance of fins when Morays don't have that many fins... I can get that one, from the design side, but even in their canon design they don't look scalie, guys.

As a Moray Eel nerd, I advocate for More Moray Compliance on the Tweels side.

[sergle]

There's something about like. A certain genre of posts / Online Opinions about insecurity/depression/misery/complaints that are so unhelpful that they wrap right around to being straight up hilarious. and it's the ones that are more or less written to the tone of "Feeling bad? That's gross!" Like, just so you know, don't voice your insecurities/ have low self esteem, because that's offputting! You're gross and weird. Don't be insecure about that, though. That would be stupid if you felt insecure about people disliking you for being insecure. Not attractive. You should be thinking about being as attractive as possible. You shouldn't make comments about suicide, even if you're suicidal! Keep those thoughts entirely to yourself. Make sure nobody around you knows you're thinking about this. It would Make Them Uncomfortable. It's better to keep these thoughts in your head where they can fester. Don't post OR talk to friends with complaints about you feeling miserable or depressed. Tbh people who are sad/upset a lot? Kinda a red flag! You are probably miserable because you're a bad person and you've brought this on yourself. If you don't have friends, it's because you're awful to be around. Easy! Solved the problem for you. And no, there is no nuance to this, got it? So, make sure to feel bad about feeling bad, but don't feel bad about it, because, well, that's just gross. And annoying! You might've wanted your brain rotted thoughts to be Peer Reviewed, you might have just needed to vent- you might've been hoping for some comfort, to get things off your chest. Well, don't! Don't talk about thoughts or feelings that are negative with your friends, you'd be burdening them and that's only meant for THERAPY. #SponsoredbyBetterHelp #MentalHealth like, DAMN. that's so helpful. you're so good at helping. I um really liked the part where these are all hard and fast rules that encourage keeping feelings bottled up and keeping your friends at arm's length. That's really funny of you.

[ribeelz]

Me when I got distracted and lost my chance to boop anybody:

[chaoticgoblindev]

They’re so 😻 they’re so jfjskfnsj they’re so babygirl

sadly the quality gets a little blurry (might fix if you click the picture?)

Reblogs help :)

[twst-hottest-takes]

Pssst. . .PSSSSSSST!

Anyone want to read my ramblings about tweel anatomy?

I've just always loved their mer-forms and the biology nerd and monster lover in me thinks about it too much. I can fill several pages with headcanons, hypotheticals, observations, and sketches. What I agree with the fandom at large on. What I don't agree with. Why. Etc. . .

Just say the word and the weirdness can be yours! (Safe for work, I promise...or as safe for work as anatomy discussions can be. I've already described it as weird.)

[newvegascowboy]

I wish i was as happy as this eel i sgraffitoed today

[crossedwithblue]

random thought bc I've been listening to Six on repeat: the queens claim that the only reason they're remembered is because of Henry, but would Henry be one of the most iconic and well-known English monarchs if not for them?