#eduardojon

[dietcolqz]

TECHNICALLY this was originally supposed to be the post for day 5 of Jonuardo week but I never finished it in time lol so take it as some extra eduardojon fa because I should feed on em till I take a break from em for art fight :,3

[phoneyotc]

this was a lot funnier in my head

[lunareclipse06]

These bitches gay!

Drawing cute art in such an angsty au is so much fun

[helldreamz]

<3

(don’t tag as kin, id, etc)

[whyareyoureyesblack]

Could you do 7 (I missed you) with either Tom n Matt or Eduardo n Jon...I just think it'd be cute :)

:)

[eddsworld-fic-recs]

Please telle you have more Jon x Eduardo floof. Or some TordMatt floof? :3

hmm..  -MOD UT 

WASTED DREAMS by Shadows_Are_Running | eduardojon | 896 words | oneshot | 

Jon is forced to sleep with a roommate when his room gets flooded, and Mark makes him stay in Eduardo's room despite the other's complaining

SLEEP TIGHT, DON’T LET THE INSOMNIA BITE by orphan_account | TordMatt | 1691 words | Oneshot | 

Matt's having trouble sleeping, but Tord's there to talk to.

SELECTIVE CONFIDENCE by TheMysteriousStoryteller | TordMatt | High school AU | 3135 words | oneshot |

Matt is usually a confident guy. Key word, "usually".

[mintsnclowns]

A digitized and colored thing of something I did a while ago!

[cosm1cbrownie]

my personal eddsworld character + ship tier list this is targeted (mostly) edit: if it was there, would have put eduardojon or eduardomark in the “h a t e” section. final edit: the only thing i would change is the ell, tamar, matilda, and ones, i'd put them where tori is and eduardo would rpoabbly go where legacy tord is ewijtieuright

[cockies-n-cream-blog]

Basically Ships: Eddsworld

(Disclaimer- I’m going to trigger you for putting ships bluntly. Whoops. I stand neutral on all ships and I think that shipping in EW is okay as long as you separate the characters from the actual people- thank you! :)) (I’m going off of most popular to least, based off of AO3 and Wattpad searches)

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Tomtord/tordtom/torm- “We canonically hate each other, but that’s okay because Tord’s accent is so hot and his body is perfect. Tom’s eyes are so beautiful. Half of our fanfictions are based off of Tom’s drinking problem and kinky sex.”

Red Leader/Future Tom- “Tom is always captured by Tord, sometimes abused or tortured. This relationship is always incredibly toxic! We hate each other but also love each other so much!! There’s kinky sex every single fanction chapter!!”

Paultryk- “We’re always very gay sniper buddies. Always murderers. Always in the army. Sometimes we’re Tord’s parents which makes no sense since Pau/l was a child when Tord was!”

Eddtord- “I forgive Tord no matter what he does and Edd’s personality is so bland in these that it’s incredible! Tord is always evil and uses Edd!”

Eddmatt- “He’s a narcissist and the other is more in love with cola than people. But Matt is perfect! Matt agrees! We’re just a background ship for Tomtord fanfics!”

Matttom- “I guess I don’t hate Matt! He’s too beautiful to hate.”

Matttord- “This is almost always incredibly toxic! I just love Tord because I hate myself.”

Eddtom- “We’re the only slightly sane ones. Matt is almost always pining after Tom or Edd, a lot of crying. Tord on standby.”

Eddmatttomtord- “Although we all dislike or hate each other, this still works! Even if polyamory/polygamy is always displayed inaccurately in these!”

Eduardojon- “Eduardo always hated Jon. Seriously, hated Jon. He wished he was dead and seemed to care when he died. But only because he died! It works anyway. Usually a background ship if they’re even in fanfictions.”

Monster Tomtord- “Egg laying. A lot of rutting. A lot of mpreg. Rinse and repeat, they’re all the same.”

Mattmatt- “This... works... this is fine.”

(It’s okay to like ships!! They’re what’s keeping this fandom alive! Please understand this as a joke :)!)

[dietcolqz]

jonuardo week : day 6 - Celebrating Pride Month

I wish nothing but their downfall. 🤗

But in all seriousness though it’s almost been 3 years since I’ve hc Eduardo’s as trans masculine and that’s a wild thought to me, I’ve hc Jon as gay for even longer 😭

[phoneyotc]

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[silenthilllz]

eddsworld

Character I first fell in love with: Tom You don’t know how much I fell for this drunken asshole. It was a small crush back in 2008 because I didn’t really have crushes on much things except for Edward fucking Elric. And Tom was new to me, and I guess I fell for his weird charm? He’s an asshole, but he’s oddly charming. Fanon wise, canon tom is an ass but I still love him. You’ve seen how much I gush over Tom. And his future form is A+ and his monster form is A++++

Character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Matt, I didn’t really care for Matt that much. I dunno, it didn’t occur to me. I was still trying to understand the character’s personalities in 2008 so I didn’t know much. I guess he was cool. He was fucking smart back then, HE TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AS A (HOT) ZOMBIE. HE’S A VAMPIRE. and they dumbed him down in the later Eddisodes and I adopted him as my vampire ginger son, because he’s adorable and I caNT make myself to hate him.

Character everyone loves but I don’t: Tord, FUCK YOU TORD. ITS BLACKROM ALL DAY LONG. I’ve already explained my hatred for this communist kinky douche bag. I would straight up punch him in the dick if he came to my house. He punched Matt in the face, broke Edd’s heart, killed Jon, and nearly killed Tom. Hell, I actually prefer 2004 Tord to the new one, fork and spoon baby for life!

Character I love but everyone else hates: Hellucard! Everyone hates him as far as I know because of his voice actor (who i talked with for a month briefly, he was nice until he creeped on me. i got proof) . I love his character alot!

Character I used to love but don’t any longer: Tord, fucK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (ok, its a small love, love hate. Like I have with Vriska, but I’m so fucking fed up with Tord.)

Character I would kiss: Tom. Hands down. Yo, I’d fuck him. I mean, uh... Basically, I’d kiss them all. ://3c Kiss Edd, Kiss Matt, Kiss ... fuck you tord, Kiss Tom, EVERYONE!!! BACKGROUND CHARACTERS INCLUDED!

Character I want to slap: Tord, yo fuck you for punching matt in the face and breaking Edd’s heart. I actually was happy when I saw you return, BUT AS SOON AS YOU PUNCHED MATT, I THREW MY FEELINGS OUT THE WINDOW AND A RAGE WAS INSERTED INSTEAD.

AHHHHHHHHHH

A pairing I love: TordMatt, TomEdd, TordEdd, TomMatt, PauCard, Cola Losers, uh.... there’s probably more?

A pairing I hate:  TOMTORD, PAULTRYCK, AND EDUARDOJON. NOPE, DON’T LIKE THEM.

You know my hatred for Tomtord

I have no idea why people ship the pilots? They don’t interact that much?

EDUARDOJON IS NO

[ewask-the-eddsworld-gang-blog]

Jon

1: sexuality headcanon: pansexual2: otp: Eduardojon3: brotp: *shrug*4: notp: anything with him and any of the eddsworld boys5: first headcanon that pops into my head: small?6: favorite line from this character: But I thought she said we were stupid?7: one way in which I relate to this character: everyone just wants to strangle and kill me and blames me for everything8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: idk9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? cinnamon roll

silentlymakesthisallupasigo

[whoistord]

eduardojon

mm #3

i dont got much 2 say honestly

[eddsworld-fic-recs]

Got any coffee shop AUs? Anything fluffy (by preferable not tomtord teehee.... but it doesn’t matter too much lol)

you don’t understand how long I have been waiting for a coffee shop AU ask!! the first one has TomTord but its more of a background ship. - MOD UT

FLUFFERNUTTERS by DrakonNightengale | EddMatt | 10,046 words | oneshot |

Matt worked hard. He made sure he was awake at the same time, picked up Tom, and they arrived at work pretty close to on time. Time management was his thing. He could even tell when the regulars came in.

However sometimes even with the best of planning, your day can be messed over, and for our poor protagonist, it was.

At least the cute college boy and his best friend could settle his nerves. Plus, tomorrow was the day off.

CHOCOLATE LOVE by Cubriffic | EduardoJon | 2,828 words | oneshot |

Eduardo really hated his job 

P.S.- WHY ISN’T THERE MORE COFFEE SHOP AU FICS IN THIS FANDOM??

[dietcolqz]

jonuardo week : day 7 - Happily Ever After

“Are we soulmates in every universe?” having ass couple, I hate them. 🙄

I stated this earlier on my story but today June 25th marks the 5th year anniversary of me shipping Jonuardo! I’ve been a huge fan and shipper since June of 2019, and they’ve always took place as the number one ship inside of my head since then. My whole brain is always just full of these too and I love them so much with the amount of comfort they’ve given me since entering my teenage years and now into to my adulthood. I wish to hold onto my love for them for as long as I can, and Edd Gould genuinely thank you for creating such characters I can find comfort in and spend wasting my brain cells on, to you I give you prompts wise one. Half a decade of Jonuardo let’s see how long I can make this lol <3