#edit: found out theres a fic for this already. but i stay winning becuase i didnt know about it

[pkmn-lillie]

batlantern secret relationship that gets revealed by a 'true love's kiss' spell.

Batman gets hit and the rest of the League are trying to get in contact with a family member (caster claims that familial love would also work) but all the Batkids are an hour plus away, or just plain unavailable.

Hal is sitting there contemplating the merits of saying something (Bruce would be grumpy) vs sneaking a kiss and getting away with it (high likelihood of getting caught)

One of the batkids says "it'll just be faster to have Hal do it." (could be any of them)

Cue the entire Justice League turning in unison to look at Hal.

Hal is just glad that he doesn't have to suggest it and look like a creep.

(He's even happier that it works, because it would be really awkward if he wasn't considered his husband's true love.)