#eddie ran up and smacked him bc his ass looks great in a suit

[infinite-orangepeel]

steddie attending couples therapy

therapist: so what brings you two in today ?

steve: well we’ve struggled with this for quite a while now. i think my husband has an undiagnosed mental illness of some sort.

eddie: watch yourself, munson—

therapist: okay let’s deescalate. steve can you tell me what it is exactly that’s been bothering you about your husbands behavior lately ?

steve: i think it’s best if we just show you actually

*steve stands up and walks casually in front of eddie*

eddie: “damn baby girl your ass is bigger than the moon” *slaps steve on the butt at least five times*

steve: *faces therapist, sighing* do you see the problem ?

therapist: he’s always like this ?

steve: let’s just say last week he did it in the middle of our friends exchanging vows at their wedding.

therapist: he needs serious help…