Reminder that Eddie and Venom are in love and their relationship is canon in the comics so them being together in the movies isn’t that far off or that crazy
Comic Venom: This is Eddie, he’s absolutely ripped and he has beautiful blonde hair. We’ve known each other for years and despite our many arguments, we’ve grown to love one another.
Movie Venom: This is Eddie, he’s covered in sweat, cries a lot and has no redeeming qualities. We’ve known each other for day and a half and I have been absolutely captivated by his rizzless behavior. I would and will betray my whole race for him.
Spideypool this, poolverine that— well what about deadpool, wolverine, spiderman, the moon knight system AND venom having a big sexy orgy???? Huh??? What abo t that????