#eating black pussycats

[liewithm3]

Firemen, Real Heroes.

So if I were trapped in my hi-tech EV by some DEI hire, wrapped myself in your Personal Hero Fire Blanket... and could still breathe somehow, how long do you think I'd have until you guys got there?

And what if the EV started on fire?

[ghosty-writes-23]

I'm Home Sweetheart. - Leon S Kennedy.

!TAGS!: Fluff, Leon being husband material, NSFW Content, !CONSENT IS KEY!, Body worship, !WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT!, Choking, Breathplay, Size kink, Spit play, Doggystyle, Blow Job, Eating out, 69, Dom!Leon, Aftercare.

Pairing: DI!Husband!Leon + Fem!Reader.

Rating: Mature.

Summary: “Tell me about your book sweetheart, I want to recreate those scenes with you.”  Where your kind and caring husband Leon comes home early from a mission and surprises you by building a private in-home library as you were starting to run out of space to keep your precious books and wants to recreate your favourite scenes from your favourite authors.

Word Count: 3.7k

Thank you for all the support, it means alot❤️

-Ghosty❤️

Ada's Version.

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18+ Content // Minors DO NOT Interact // 18+ Content.

Using your teeth to pull open the bottle cap top of the ice cold orange juice, you took a few huge mouthfuls as you waited for the stop light to turn green, the drink was cold and refreshing causing a shiver to run though your body as you placed the bottle on the passenger's seat. Today you were coming back from annual and yearly no boyfriends or husbands girls vacation weekend you and your best friend always planned since you were in high school.

The trip started out innocently just spending the day at the spa getting your nails done and relaxing, to only end up going clubbing last night and dancing on the table to when I grow up by the pussycat dolls in 6 inch stiletto heels. As much as you loved the girls' vacation and letting loose for a couple days, you couldn’t wait to get home and curl up next to your husband, with a spicy enemies to lovers book with your dog Ace cuddled into your side.

Ace is an old German shepherd that is also an ex police dog whose owner was killed in the line of duty, the poor dog was so confused on why his owner and handler didn’t come back, he would wait for his older owner to return, as time went on Ace grew more and more depressed he refused to work with anybody else or be social with other dogs.

It go so bad that the police department thought it would be better to put Ace up for adoption and hope he would find a loving forever home but Ace just stayed in his kennel hiding away, he refused to eat and would growl at anybody who came near him.

That was until he met your husband of 8 years Leon who was looking for a dog that could protect you while he was away on missions, but also he could play around with at the park or at home when he had time off, the moment the two of them meet they were inseparable and Leon rushed to adopt him that day and after waiting for a week you both welcomed Ace into your little family and you both became the dogs whole world.

Always coming for cuddles and acting like a huge baby even letting you put Leon’s sunglasses on him and take pictures, it filled your heart with so much joy when Ace started putting on weight and started looking healthier.

Then you have your sweet little Oreo who was just your average black cat with white little paws and little face markings with one marking on her chest that looks like a heart, she was a stray when you first found her huddled in a small box on a stormy night outside your mom’s bakery, she was so small and fragile you didn’t think she would make it through the night, she was really skinny and her fur was matted to her skin nearly, she must of been abandoned at a very young age which broke your heart. 

She had no collar and no microchip so it was pointless trying to find her old owners. So that night you wrapped her up in your warm woolly scarf and took her home, where both you and Leon very gently brushed her fur, clipped her nails and gave her some food and water after you asked Leon to get some kitten food before you got home. She warmed up to you both but she mostly stuck to your side always wanting cuddles and pets.

You ended up adopting her a few days later after she passed all the vet checks and got her vaccinations, she was a little cautious of Leon since he smelt like Ace, but Ace was a good boy and let Oreo get used to him, even if it meant he got bit and clawed at a few times but slowly they became friends, then even shared Ace’s bed on cold nights and play with their toys with each other.

When the stoplight finally turned green you started driving down the main highway listening to the music that softly played in your car, distracting you from the slightly throbbing pain in your head from your dull hangover. The drive home was quick and you pulled into your garage within 10 minutes, the throbbing in your head subsided and you didn't feel as bad but you where really hungry.

Getting out you grabbed your bag and started heading inside to where you could hear Ace happily barking at the front door, you could even hear his tippy tappy paws, it caused you to smile thinking somebody was excited that you were home. 

“Hey Baby.” You say happily after opening the front door, Ace was running around your legs, his tail wagging so fast it was almost like a dark blur as he was barking, it was so sweet, you heard Oreo meow from the small table by the door as if she was saying welcome home, putting your bag down you kneeled down and started petting ace and gave Oreo’s head a soft kiss.

“Yes yes I missed you guys too.” you say as Oreo rubbed her face on your cheek and Ace was nuzzling into your hand. “Where you talking to me sweetheart.” Your husband Leon says with a soft chuckle, causing you to look at him wide eyed before running over and hugging Leon tightly. “Your back early.” you say happily wrapping your arms around his neck, his large arms wrapped around your waist pulling your body closer to him. 

“Surprise.” he says as you nuzzle into his chest, you were so glad your husband was home in one piece. “Why didn’t you tell me?” you whined softly hitting his shoulder causing him to laugh before he grabbed your smaller hand in his larger one. “Because I have a surprise for you.” he hints as he starts walking down the hallway of your house, you were a little confused but you followed your husband anyway.

Soon you found yourself outside your storage room, it was a spare bedroom you and Leon used for storage since it was pretty spacious and you didn't really use it, pulling out a key from his pocket Leon slid the key into lock and softly popped open the door. “Go inside.” Leon says, by his tone you could tell he was excited for you to see his surprise, pushing the door open you gasped softly, your one messy and chaotic storage room was turned into an in-home library. 

There was black floor to ceiling bookshelves filled with your books and some new ones you recognized, there was also a small wooden ladder that travel down the bookshelves, a fluffy rug on the ground, your window seat was decorated with comfy pillows and a blanket, there was a small coffee table in the middle of the room with a container with bookmarks, colorful page tabs, highlighters fine tip pens, and a blackberry and guava scented candle accompanied by a box of matches, in the far right conner was a little coffee and tea station where you could make a hot drink and cozy up with one of your books, The room felt warm and cozy, you could feel your eyes tearing up at the sight.

“Leon…” you say quietly, your voice cracking slightly, you looked up at your husband teary eyed to which he softly cupped your cheek and kissed you softly. “Happy valentines day, I wanted you to have a place for all your books since they were kind of taking over the house.” he says with a chuckle as he rested his forehead on yours as his rough thumb stroked the soft skin of your cheek, it would explain the black paint smudge on his face.

“I love you so much.” you say wrapping your arms around his neck, sometimes you felt like you didn’t deserve Leon. “Not as much as I love you sweetheart.” he says as he gives your hips a slight squeeze.

Later That Night 

You where cozied up in your little library reading one of the new books Leon had purchased you, it was a spicy romance novel that has a few dark twists, just as you were about to turn to the next page your library door opened and saw Leon was leaning against the doorframe with his arms crossed over his chest he must of come back from his night run with Ace.

When your gaze met his there was a soft and gentle look in his baby blue eyes as he took in the sight of you reading your book, the soft light of the lamp casting a warm glow on your skin, to him you where Leon’s little slice of heaven from the rest of the chaos in his world.

“What's this book about?” Leon asked with curiosity as he walked into your library and rested his chin on your shoulder, his stubble tickling the side of your face. “A spicy forbidden romance between a DEA agent and a criminal mastermind.” you tell him with a small giddy look on your face, it was no secret that you had an ‘interest’ in forbidden romances but Leon was no stranger to that.

“Do you like a man in uniform?” he mumbled deeply in your ear as he started to press soft kisses to your neck, a soft sigh left your lips as you bit your bottom lip. 

“You know I do.” you say as your eyes flutter closed enjoying the loving affection from your husband, your book now just a passing thought. “How about you put your book down and get that pretty little ass upstairs.” Leon suggests against your ear, his voice a few octaves deeper causing you to squeeze your thighs slightly, you felt one of his hands make its way from your hip up your stomach and chest before he wrapped his fingers around your neck and gave it a light squeeze causing a soft whine to leave your lips.

“Okay.” you say looking up at him through your lashes, releasing your neck he placed an innocent kiss on your forehead before you started making your way to your shared bedroom upstairs.

Once you made it to your shared bedroom you could hear Leon doing something downstairs, but you just went and waited on your bed for him with your hands in your lap, after a couple moments you could hear his heavy footsteps coming up the steps “he must be wearing his boots.” you thought and when he came into view all the moisture in your mouth evaporated, thighs squeezed together and your pussy clenched. 

There Leon stood in his work clothing which consisted of a navy blue short sleeve top that was tight around his biceps, dark grey cargo jeans and black combat boots, but what really caught your eyes was the grey tactical vest that was strapped around his front and back. You felt yourself gulping slightly as you looked at your husband up and down, “I’m in danger.” you thought but you couldn’t help but be excited.

“Like what you see doll?” Leon asked, there was a slight tease in his tone as he walked over to you and gently grabbed your chin with his gloved hand, you nodded your head not trusting your voice as you nuzzled your face into his hand, hearing a soft chuckle you felt Leon gently tug your face up before he gently kissed you, his lips were warm and soft his kiss gentle and sweet.

Feeling his hand move away from your chin you felt him start to strip you of your oversized shirt that was clearly his, only breaking the kiss for a second to tug his your shirt off then tossing it on the ground before reconnecting your lips again, you feel back onto your plush bed one of his knees in between your legs as he hovered over you.

Your fingers found their way into his dark hair and gently tugged on his roots, earning you a soft groan from your husband as he tugged your leggings off your legs leaving you in your bra and panties. When Leon finally broke the kiss you looked up at each other breathing heavily, nothing but love and affection swimming in both your eyes for each other.

One of his gloved hands rests on your cheek, his thumb tracing your bottom lip sticking your tongue out slightly you ran it up the front of his glove before taking his gloved thumb into your mouth and gently sucking. 

“And you say I'm a tease princess.” Leon groaned, cheekily you gently bit his thumb and your teeth leaving a little imprint in his glove, before you leaned up and kissed him then used your strength to push Leon over onto the other side of the bed then straddle his waist, you felt his eyes on you but you where on a mission you wanted to pay Leon back for the library and the thoughtfulness then went into the idea.

You unclipped his tactical vest and placed on the ground be your bed before you trailed gentle kisses down his clothed chest and stomach as your hands worked on unbutton his pants and tugging them down his legs leaving him in his underwear. 

When you finally reached the top of his underwear that had a wet patch, you gently tugged them down revealing his hard cock that was leaking precum everywhere, you looked up at Leon as if to ask permission Leon nodded his head and ran his fingers through your hair and held it in a makeshift ponytail so your hair didn’t get in your eyes.

Smiling soft you let your tongue run up the side before you wrapped your lips around the tip and slowly began to bob your head you could feel every vein and ridge, he was heavy on your tongue but there was a small comfort, you made yourself at home placing your hands on his muscular thighs as you set a smooth pace.

Slowly bobbing your head occasionally he would hit the back of your throat, causing tears to prick your eyes but you blinked them away quickly.

Above you could hear Leon groaning and giving you soft praises of “such a good girl” and “feels so good darling.” the praise sent heat to your cheeks and kept you going, you wanted to make him feel good, you wanted to be his good girl.

You could feel your jaw was being to hurt slightly when your suddenly pulled off, breathing heavily saliva coating your slightly swollen lips a soft whine leaving your throat as you looked at your husband with a pout, he was breathing heavily his cheeks were slightly pink.

“Want to make you feel good too.” Leon says before you can think about what he said he pulls your lower half over his face, his stubble tickling the inside of your thighs, you could feel his warm breath on the wet patch of your panties causing you to clench around nothing and a soft whine to leave your lips.

When you felt him move your panties to the side and his tongue ran up your folds, a soft moan left your lips as you slightly arched your back. You could feel the heat running through your body as he feasted on you, as if he was in his own little world with his tongue deep inside you. 

Feeling his wrap his arms around your hips to keep you in place, you went back to giving him the same pleasure, your pillowy lips wrapping around his cock again and bobbing your head at a steady pace with your cheeks slightly sucked in.

You could feel him twitching in your mouth, you pulled away slightly and swirled your tongue around his tip causing his hips to jolt slightly you knew he was close, but so where you as your thighs shook slightly around his head. 

“Fuck doll cumming.” Leon groaned before you pushed him all the way down your throat, a few tears rolling down your cheeks at the sudden intrusion but you ignored the pain as your throat muscles tightened around him.

Leon came down your throat with a deep groan and even slightly bucked his hips, you soon followed and came with a loud moan, pulling away slightly you breathed heavily and wiped your mouth. Leon was breathing heavily but there was a huge grin on his face as he moved so now he was hovering over you. 

“Another round princess?” he asked as he reached into the bedside table and pulled out a silver square, you could barely pull a thought together but you nodded your head and let your husband position you how he wanted, lucky this time you were laid on your stomach with a pillow under your hips, your head resting against your pillow and soft hum leaving your lips as you where in a comfortable position.

You heard the sound of the condom packet being torn open and the lid of a lube bottle being cracked opened, it wasn’t that you weren't used to Leon’s size but sometimes it made it more comfortable, you heard the sound of the rest of his clothes hit the ground beside the bed as he stripped off, he even carefully took your soaked panties off and tossed them onto the pile of his clothes.

“Cold.” you whined softly as a shiver went down your spine, you felt Leon placed a small blob over your slit and gently rub it in. “I know sweetheart, you'll warm up soon princess I promise.” Leon says before you felt him at your entrance, you closed your eyes and waited for the familiar stretch, a soft moan left your lips as he slowly pushed in being careful and soon bottomed out a soft groan leaving both of your lips as you felt each other.

“Fuck.” you cursed as you placed your face into your pillow, no matter how many times you take him, he always overwhelms you with how good he makes you feel. 

“Are you ok?” Leon asked when you felt him gently kiss your shoulder, when he was this gentle with you it made your heart skip a beat, you nodded your head and gave him a smile as you leaned up and softly kissed her cheek.

“I’m ok but I do have one request?” you say when you notice he is still wearing the gloves on his hands, you saw him glance between you and his hands a small smirk on his face as he already knew what you were asking him for, moving his arm his bicep wrapped snug around your neck giving a soft squeeze Leon began to thrust slowly, teasingly but you here in heaven with his bicep around your neck.

“Such a dirty little girl, do you like it when I choke you? Deprive you of oxygen until you nearly pass out.” Leon asked his tone was mean and nasty as the pace of his thrusts picked up, your brain was going fuzzy you couldn’t focus on anything else but him.

You loved it when Leon was your kind and sweet husband but deep deep down a part of you liked it when he was mean and dominant, it made you feel so small being under him, his body towering over yours, his muscles and strength double if not triple then yours and it was such a turn on.

“Yes I do.” you choked out as you looked up at your husband, there was a smirk on his face as he thrusted into your soaked pussy, your gummy walls sucking him in and never wanting him to leave.

“Open.” he demanded and you opened your mouth without hesitation then you felt Leon spit into your mouth making you feel even dirtier, but you loved it and grinned up at him almost as if you were a crazed woman, you swallowed before you opened your mouth again and stick out your tongue. 

“Fuck I love you so much.” Leon groaned his voice deeper as he tightened his bicep around your neck, causing small spots to come into your version. You knew your safe word but you didn’t want to use it, this feeling felt like pure ecstasy and you were floating. “You close darling?” you heard Leon ask and you nodded your head feeling the familiar tightening in your stomach.

“Yes.” you choked out in between moans, your thighs were trembling and your head was feeling foggy. “Cumming.” you cry out as you let out a high pitch moan and came around Leon, you felt him soon follow. After a couple minutes you slowly felt him pull out then discard the used condom in the rubbish.

an hour later 

You were freshly showered and dressed in one of Leon’s shirts and a pair of panties, you both were relaxing in bed cuddled into Leon with Ace sleeping in his dog bed next to the window and Oreo resting and purring in between you and Leon. 

“I wasn’t too rough was I?” you heard Leon asked as he was tracing his thumb on your hip bone under his shirt you were wearing. “No, you were perfect as always.” you say you press a kiss to the top of his bare chest that had a few old scars, this caused him to smile and pull you closer to him being careful of Oreo as he doesn’t want to be attacked by her again.

“Happy Valentine's Day doll.” Leon says as he kisses your head and makes sure both you and Oreo are comfortable on the bed, “Happy Valentine's Day honey.” you say as you leaned up and softly kissed him, grateful to have a husband as kind, caring and gentle as Leon….

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[holybibly]

hiiii :> im new here. I’ve never sent anything like this, or anything at all honestly because I get really shy:( I love your writing hehehe it’s very 😳 im sorry to be upfront 😖 but could I request some yunho.. thoughts? AHHHHH im too shy to say it omg🥲🥲🥲 hishandsandhimjusthimbeingadomiwanthimtodestroymeomg. I read your unholy thought of the day for yunho on the fourth, and 😵‍��😵‍💫 I can’t seem to get him out of my head. M SORRYYY i sound so needy it’s embarrassing.

Your wishes are my commands, my sweet bunnies. If you want more unholy thoughts with Yunho, here you go.

Unholy thoughts of the day, my bunnies: Sometimes Yunho just wants to be a good boy for you and let you use him like a toy. Or Yunho wants to return the favour and warm your pussy with his mouth while you're chatting carelessly on the phone.

You made yourself comfortable on the bed with your legs bent and spread wide apart as you continued to talk to your best friend on the phone, discussing your trip to Jeju together next month. Yunho was lying on his stomach between your legs, mooing softly and contentedly as he pressed his handsome face against your pussy. In this position, you could easily see his plump, bare buttocks peeking seductively out from under the edge of his oversized, homely t-shirt. 

As he began to wriggle slightly, trying to find a more comfortable position, you could catch a glimpse of his thick, large cock with its swollen veins and black vibrating ring at the base. The swollen head was red and shiny from the copious amounts of pre-cum that had leaked out, and you unconsciously licked your lips, thinking how good it would taste when you finally took his cock in your mouth. It was strange, and you know many would consider you a pervert, but sometimes you just wanted to suck his cock and heavy testicles like a favourite pacifier, not for sexual pleasure but just for comfort. Just like Yunho liked to keep his fingers deep inside you, feeling your slippery, warm walls clinging greedily around them. You were a dirty couple; sue you for that.

He purrs softly, drawing your attention back to him, and you stroke his hair as that moist, soft mouth completely surrounds your tiny pussy, providing warmth, and you can feel the faintest hint of his tongue pressing against your tender folds and labia, but nothing more.  You've only recently started practicing pussywarming with him, and you have to say it's been an exciting experience. You loved warming Yunho's huge, delicious cock in your tight cunt, but your gorgeous boyfriend thought it only fair to return the favour and warm his sweet girl with his mouth while you went about your routine business. 

You weren't surprised at all by his desire, Yunho loved to eat pussy and he was amazing at it, you loved how messy and sloppy a eater he was, always greedy and slobbering licking your cunt and pulling as many orgasms out of you as he could before you begged him to stop, although even that wasn't much of a reason for him to stop swirling his tongue around your tiny hole. You also practiced 'free use' by refusing to wear any underwear at home and sometimes outside.

You were so excited to try something new and please your boyfriend, but damn if anyone told you it was going to be as easy as it seemed.

At first it was an unbearable pleasure, almost on the verge of pain, when Yunho had to restrain himself with all his might from licking you like crazy and sucking your cute clit into his insatiable mouth, wrapping his lips around it, and sipping it every now and then. But the more you did it, the easier it became, and now Yunho was warming your pussycat with his mouth like a champion. Spend hours between your legs while you were doing your usual things. You don't want your friend to hear your next words, so you put your phone away.

"You look so sweet, baby." You pull his hair harder, and he looks up at you with his huge eyes clouded with pleasure, carefully dipping the tip of his tongue into your slit. "You make me feel so good, Yuyu."

He lets out a low moan at your praise, bobbing his head up and down a little as if you were riding on his face to heighten pleasure, and your thighs tremble a little at the delicious stimulation. Yunho lifts his hips off the bed and slides his hand underneath to stroke his needy cock. The soft fabric of his shirt slides all the way down the curve of his ass and to his waist, exposing his buttocks, and you bite your bottom lip from the seductive sight.

This also serves as a signal for you to end the conversation quickly and let him fuck your pussy properly.

"Yuri, I'm sorry, but I have to go; Yunho and I have plans for tonight." You smile as you see Yunho's eyes darken and become heavy with sensual anticipation, and he no longer holds back, starting to tickle your clit quickly and jerkily with the tip of his tongue. You almost scream, ignoring your friend and hastily pressing the end call button. "Oh fuck, Yunho."

He finally releases your cunt from his mouth, only to spit into it and immediately smear his drool all over your folds with his tongue.

"Are you going to sit on my face or am I going to fold you in half, princess?" He purrs before wrapping his lips around your clit and tugging. You arch your hips and pull his hair roughly.

"How about 69, baby? I want to taste you too."

[holylulusworld]

How to free a demon (3)

Summary: You try to free the demon you didn’t summon.  

Pairing: Demon!Dean x Librarian!Reader

Warnings: cocky Demon!Dean, mentions of hell/torture/demon deals/, flirting, tension, implied smut, fun, fluff

Catch up here: How to keep a demon (2)

“Fuck, I still got it in me. My mojo is back, sweetheart,” your demon purrs your name and nips at the inside of your thigh. This time, he got it up. More than once, to be precise. “Hmm…good thing you didn’t make a wish.”

“I can’t believe you tried to talk me into selling my soul. You knew what happened down there,” you grumble. “Even worse, I let you turn my life upside down.”

“I made it up to you, right?” Dean looks up at you from between your legs. His favorite meal seems to be your cunt lately. He can’t get enough. “I could make it up to you again and again.”

“Dean, no,” you groan and push against his head. “Not again. I’m already sore.” You whine and try to wiggle out of his grip. “Stop! I need to get up and take a shower. Sam needs my help with one of the books. He wants me to translate it.”

“Boring,” Dean nuzzles your crotch, sighing deeply. He’s not sure if he wants to be the normal guy again. His demonic powers protected you and him until now. If Sam can cure him, he’ll lose his powers and be back to running in circles to keep the people he loves safe. “Let’s stay here and do naughty things.”

“No, let’s get up,” you grumble. “Dean, come on. Do you want the short guy to come back and drag you down to hell? We don’t know if he doesn’t find a way to break the bond protecting us.”

The demon coughs. He was bouncing ideas and options while you were sleeping too. If he goes back to Crowley, there is no guarantee the king of hell won’t hurt you or his brother. If he stays, there’s the chance that Crowley finds a way to get back at you and Dean too.

“What if,” Dean tries to talk you into not curing him, “you don’t cure me.”

“No, Winchester. We will cure your demonic ass. I don’t want to wake up to a guy with black eyes eating my pussycat. I want the green-eyed cocky guy to do it.”

Dean grins. “I knew you’d end up addicted to me, sweetheart. I still got it in me to steal hearts.” His features sadden, and he sighs deeply. “I know you want me to become human again, but giving up my powers will weaken us, Y/N.”

“Sam said he knows what he’s doing. He can cure you, and it won’t change a thing,” you pat his head. “I left my old life behind. I’ll stay here and help you with research and stuff.”

“I wasn’t scared of losing you,” he huffs. “I’m a big bad demon. No one breaks my heart or scares me. I faced worse than a cocky sweetheart wanting to steal my heart.”

You smirk. “I’ll hold your hand throughout the whole procedure. I won’t leave you alone. Please give Sam the chance to get his brother back. He tried to get you out of hell for eight years. Do you know how hard it was for him to fail every time?”

Dean nods thoughtfully. The last thing he wants is for Sam to feel guilty. He knows his brother, and Bobby tried anything to get him out of hell. Dean made the deal, and he was ready to pay his dues.

“Winchester! Come out! You still owe me. I gave you your body and life back! You will pay for the deal you made!” Crowley, the king of hell, yells outside the bunker. “Dean Winchester, don’t think I won’t destroy this little hideout! I’m losing my patience here.”

“Aw, look at the big bad tiny wolf standing in front of a fortress he cannot tear down.” You giggle and wink at Crowley. The demon flashes his eyes red to scare you. “Get off my lawn, king of shit. You won’t get my demon back! He paid his dues. Eight years! He collected souls for you for eight years!”

“He didn’t pay back his debts!” Crowley steps closer to the bunker and sneers at you. “I own him. He’s my demon!”

“I own his cocky ass, king of shit!” You aim a gun filled with devil’s trap bullets at him. “Devil’s trap bullets, you son of a bitch. One step closer, and you are history.”

“You dare to threaten me?” Crowley sneers. “I’m bloody Crowley!”

“Well, shit. I’m bloody Y/N, the owner of Dean Winchester’s cocky ass. Please excuse us now. We will free him off you!”

“Hey! You can’t just leave!” Crowley yells when you go back inside and slam the door shut. “I’m the king of hell! Do not disrespect me!”

“What did you do outside?” Sam rubs his tired eyes. For hours, he tried to cure his brother. “I told you not to leave the bunker. Crowley is out for blood.”

“I made sure the king of shit knows his place,” you casually say. “If he dares touch on my demon, he’ll regret it.”

“Sorry to disappoint,” Dean slowly walks toward you. He grunts as he feels like he got under the bus twice: “My cocky ass is human now.”

“Awesome,” you say, and wrap one arm around his waistline to help Dean walk toward his room. “Your ass still belongs to me, right?”

“Of course, Y/N,” he chuckles. “It belongs only to you.”

Sam watches you and Dean laugh. He sighs deeply. Dean is cured, but Crowley is still out for blood.

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[theunderestimator-2]

‘What’s new, pussycat?’

Polly the cat, the obvious star in this one, and Ian McCulloch of Echo &The Bynnymen going through his record collection on his bedroom floor back at his home in Liverpool, as captured during a photo shoot by Ilpo Musto in 1986 (photos from these shoot were used in Smash Hits, May 21, 1986 & possibly Q Magazine, March 1992)

-Have you got any pets? -We've got a cat called Polly. She's black and white with white hands. Polly's the best cat in the world. The other day Lorraine and me sister were on the second floor of our house and they saw the cat fly past from the top floor with her arms crossed. She just landed on the phone and started eating. We let her sleep on the bed. I like making her purr.

Ian McCulloch, 20 Questions by Max Bell for No. 1 Magazine, January 21,1984.

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[degrassiclassiclover]

Degrassi Classic Characters as John Mulaney Jokes

The Zits: 21 plays of What’s New Pussycat broken by 1 play of It’s Not Unusual

Joey: Well, out on these streets, they call me Baby J.

Wheels: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.

Lucy: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.” “Partial credit!”

Alexa: Ooh, ducklings!

Dwayne: Why would I do things when it’s just so much easier to not do them?

Snake: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Scooter: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Mr. Raditch: One Black Coffee.

Luke: Drinking perfume and thinking it’s whiskey

Yick: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[pinkacademic]

YOUR Fashion Icons!

I couldn’t cover everyone you guys asked me for in one post, else we’d be here for a while! I picked a few of the top mentions, and a few to add a bit of contrast to hopefully hit as many styles as possible! I threw in a few of mine too as a bit of self-indulgence, but I hope you guys appreciate them too!

Old Hollywood: Marilyn, Audrey, etc.

I saw quite a few Marilyns and Audreys, as well as Ava Gardner and a Grace Kelly or two. I decided to group them together, but let me know if you’d be interested in a more extensive deep-dive.

To me, the thing that’s going to set you apart as vintage Hollywood is hair and makeup, especially a victory red lip, but that’s not my area of expertise, I confess! I also didn’t want to say “just wear vintage and vintage-inspired, duh,” because that’s cheap. I’m going to try to break down the looks.

Common elements are all designed to emphasise and create a traditionally feminine silhouette such as something to emphasise the bust and decolletage, cinch the waist, and skim the hips- be it pencil or flared at the skirt. Of course, this speaks to the times, but it can be recreated in daywear and nighttime glam by recognising the shapes you want to create. Ideas: a halterneck, a long-line necklace, a sweetheart or bardot (fitting) that reveals the decolletage. Pencil skirts and flared circle skirts are equally vintage, but we do not talk enough about a pretty little short/skort/romper situation.

But let’s also just normalise wearing big, fluffy robes that look like we murdered our fourth rich old husband as an appropriate outfit to buy groceries in.

Jang Won Young

Y’all are educating me, this was a fashion queen I was not familiar with and I’m interested. I’m going to be basing this off of what I see on the images tab, though, so I don’t know how accurate this will be!

She seems to have such a classic, pretty style that goes everywhere from the fashion girly uniform from a few years ago, to classic tumblr, to all the k-pop staples. She’s reminding me of Lara Jean Covey. What I’m largely seeing is a lot of tailored shorts, big poofy white blouses, and pastels. She seems to be in pink a lot, so she’s after my heart, and I’m seeing a lot of varsity stripes on socks, hems, etc as well as denim, especially shorts.

The elements I would use to emmulate her style would be some nice pairs of shorts- pastels and denim, perhaps- and black. I’m seeing frilly white blouses so a range with long and short sleeves and different details such as collars. Varsity jackets and socks in black, white, or pink would add to the vibe, and are going on my wishlist.

Jennie Kim

My blackpink heart! I’m happy. Her style is so ranged from like, that baddie kind of style to the Chanel. To me, I feel like black and white together can play into both of those styles, as well as a good pair of denim jeans. I’m also seeing bows coming up a lot, be it a pussycat bow on the top, a gorgeously big bow that takes up most of her top (I’m sure you’ve seen the iconic ‘fit with the pretty purple cardigan), and you can even do one on the hip on a skirt.

If you really want to emmulate Jennie, you could go a long way with a big gold buckle to look like the Chanel buckle… or get a real Chanel belt, I’m not stopping you. Pearl details are my favourite and also add to the classic Chanel look. Tweed goes a long way too.

I am consistently seeing black and white, with the casual side being a striped tee with baggy jeans, and the more classy side being matching Chanel sets.

You can find nice cardigans that dupe Chanel sets, and a simple skirt matching the contrasting colour can have a classy look.

Megan Thee Stallion

I’m not that familiar with her, but I know she eats red carpets for breakfast, and I stan. I’m going to use that as my main inspiration because I must say, I worship it.

I think that, in order to take inspiration from Megan Thee Stallion, you should go for bustiers, camisoles, and other pieces that take inspiration from lingerie, especially either in black or a very bold, strong colour like a vibrant orange or gold. You can go full red carpet with a long, sexy dress, but day-to-day wearing something that highlights your favourite parts of your body to show off such as a bodycon skirt or tight-fitting jeans.

Despite the oppulence of the dresses, the shoes, while usually high heels, tend to be quite simple and elegant and easy to dupe.

I’m seeing also this stunning black blazer from the 2019 VMAs with silver stud detailing. It’s paired with matching socks and black boots. You can find leather blazers, studded leather jackets etc and for a casual look, you can go for a black skirt or shorts with boots, and for a glam look, something with silver sparkles.

Jennifer Check

To whoever suggested this one, I love you.

We’re all thinking of the heart hoodie, so let’s start there. Given the surge of this kind of pattern in the past few years, this is probably pretty replicable. It can also be applied to blouses, sweater vests, and anything else you’d like for more of an influence than a recreation.

For the rest of her style, the key elements are cropping and/or low-rise- basically, we’re showing off skin around the midriff or stomach. She has another pink moment, but to me the key colour has to be a dangerous shade of red from the lovehearts to the fishnets… ....to the blood… Maybe we try to emmulate the blood instead of recreating that exactly- but more power to you if you go out and buy fake blood and make it part of your normal routine. Anyways, the fishnets are a nice little nod, as would a lacey texture, or like a pattern overlaid over another colour- she tends to wear a lot of black and white, so its one to consider.

My favourite moment is the long white dress (again, DRENCHED in blood) which I would nod to with a white blouse or skirt with a black bow detail and white accestories- or just go for it with gloves.

Hillary Banks

You’re not getting away without a hat for this one. The Hilary Formula is repeated regularly and its a 90s power suit moment. She wears short skirts, usually pencil skirts, with bold shoulder-padded blazers and a funky little hat. Rinse and repeat that, and you’re doing it, baby. I associate her with red, but anything strong and striking will give the effect you want, ideally in just as eye-catching a pattern.

She’s also a huge jewellry kind of gal, so more is more on this one- the gaudier the better. Gold, flower accesories, bold stones; rings a-plenty, earrings for the gods, and a chunky gold necklace.

You can modernise Hilary too because the look doesn’t go out of style, it just evolves. Personally, I would change up the blazer a little to a more modern silhouette. To me, that’s more tapered at the waist and less-boxy. If it were me, I’d go for a little bit of a shorter skirt. You can lean a little towards Cher and Dionne to keep it in the same decade, but slightly-less aggresively 90s.

But you must keep the hats. You will not change my mind.

Lady Gaga

This one was tough because her outfits range from aliens and Venus to red carpet glam. I feel like for Lady Gaga, there are still a few elements that you can go for like platform shoes, and geometric, angular pieces like shoulder pads or asymmetery but the main thing is pushing the boat out and trying new things.

But the simplest way to do that is looking into subversive basics. Try cut-out details, angles, jeans that button on a diagonal, and pushing the norm just slightly.

Lady Gaga’s big fashion thing is making it into art, a performance. Find pieces that feel creative and out there and try new jewellry, big chunky platform shoes, studs and details, and something that adds a bit of spice. Even if you add a neon earring to a plain black outfit, you’re pushing your own comfort zone.

Figure out what makes you feel not just confidant, but like a work of art.

Now we’re getting into a few of my icons…

Katie from Steal the Spotlight (YouTube)

This woman is my biggest fashion recs, the way she plays with fashion is so inspirational to me, even if its not that I want to to copy her literal style.

She layers and accesorieses like nobody’s business and blends different elements like J-fashion, K-pop influences and girly cartoons. The key aspects of her style are use of colour-co-ordination, layering pieces, and accesoriesing, but her range is truly everything from pastel princess to Misa Amane.

Sweater vests, harnesses, mini skirts, platform shoes, and leg warmers are huge aspects of her style, and the big go-to is colour co-ordination and theming outfits aggresively.

Regina Mills, Once upon a Time The Evil Queen of my Heart, Regina is always ready for mayoral duties, or murder depending on where the mood of the day takes her. Then there’s also the fairytale dresses that I dream about, honestly.

I’m going to need a collection of structured, elegant blazers and trousers, dresses, and skirts, and a bustier or two… or twenty in the theme colours of black, blue, purple, and red. I might swap the red out for pink for my own preferences but my eyes have already glazerd over daydreaming about her wardrobe. I have an eye out for some under-knee black boots.

In the Enchanted Forest, outfit inspiration comes from her tight corseted bodices, dramatic collars and necklines, murderous heels, and playing with txtures- leather, lace, and velvet come to mind.

Real-Life Princesses (Diana, Meghan, Kate etc)

Diana is back in public consciousness after The Crown, and for me, I love a good university sweatshirt to add a bit of academia to even a casual look. My favourites are also the masculine button-up shirts and structured trousers or jeans that read very old money. While I personally plan on swapping my colour palettes out a bit, true Diana styling would be neutrals with the shirt in white or perhaps blue jeans. For shoes, loafers.

She also had a fabulous elegant style featuring evening dresses and business-ready suits. This to me is the real-life princesscore standard. Daywear is often a blazer or jacket matching a knee-length dress underneath and usually neutral heels. This kind of look has been seen on Diana, Kate, and Meghan, and around the world on Princess Martha Louise of Norway, Princess Haya of Norway and Princess Mako of Akishino. Let me know if a full analysis of real-life princess fashion would be interesting to anyone!

Let’s talk about the details of the Revenge Dress, because that’s what we all really want to look like at all times: Its black, off the shoulder, draping in a bardot-style neckline below her shoulders and dipping into a sweetheart and drawing attention to the collarbone and cleavage.

It is asymmetric, wrapping tightly around the knees at an angle and creating an almost-slit. The shortr side plays host to the billowy drape of a diaphonous fabric.

She’s wearing pointed-toed black shoes, and a hardcore pearl choker with the most stunning sapphire by the looks of it…

This look deserves the long-lasting attention its had, it is genuinely stunning and is giving me so much inspiration.

[absentmoon]

'matching colors'

word count: 2,395

a/n: posting this au out of order because i can 🖤

notes: topscule (partly bennybug focused), isekai au // allusions to past ableism

"Those jokers," Benny sneered, pacing the same as he had been for quite awhile now. If he continued for much longer, Bug mused from their bed, he might start to wear a hole into it. "Thinking they have any right to what a broad does with their own damn money. The nerve!" His shoulders were tense and fists clenched, Bug noticed. Rarely ever did he get so worked up— the fact that it was over them, for their sake, made something in their chest flutter warmly. They reached up to brush a hand against his shoulder as he paces, and Benny whirls around, face twisted up into something between fury and heartbreak. He lifted a hand, fingers curling against Bug's cheek, and kissed them softly, before pulling away to stare at them with something brimming in his eyes.

"Benny?" Bug said softly. They scoot over pointedly and his shoulders slumped as he crawled into bed with them. They take the moment to reach up and curl their fingers in his hair as their other hand pressed gently against his back, grounding him. He sighed again and leaned into them, burying his face in their neck and wrapping an arm loosely around their waist.

"I'm sorry, pussycat," he whispered. "It's just so frustrating not being able to do anything about it." Bug frowned thoughtfully, watching as Benny closed his eyes and took deep breaths to calm himself down. It really was odd, seeing him quite so disheartened; and over them besides.

"Is..." they swallowed. "Um, I mean..." Their voice faltered and they glanced down to find Benny gazing up at them with attentive eyes. For some reason, asking struck them inexplicably as selfish— but they remember what he told them, about asking for things, and took a deep breath of their own in preparation. "Why, if– it's okay to ask, why are you this, um, upset?"

Benny's eyes widened just a little. He didn't answer right away, though, just scooted up so he could gently press his forehead to theirs, closing his eyes. Bug smiled a little and let their lips touch briefly. When they pulled away again, he seemed calmer after.

"Because it's you," he said simply. "It's got me all fouled-up because it's you, honeybun. Nobody deserves that rotten treatment, but you especially, kitten, you—" Benny cut himself off, uncharacteristically at a loss for words. "You're the sweetest person I've ever met, lovebug, and– you, especially you, deserve to be treated better than that." There was another long moment where Benny seemed to struggle to find the words he needed, but eventually, his expression softened marginally and he brought one of his hands to cup Bug's cheek. "It just breaks my heart is all, sugarplum. To think those jag-offs would treat you like that."

Bug's smile turned tender and they tilted their head, weakly nuzzling their nose into Benny's palm. "S'okay," they said quietly. "You don't have to worry. I'm with you now, bunny."

He gave a huff at that, slumping over on his back (though keeping his hand they were cuddling firmly in place). "I'll worry over you either way, honey-baby. You know that."

Bug felt a swell of affection for him, the man they were protective over in turn, and with a little burst of playfulness, reached up to delicately run their fingers through his deeply black hair. Benny shivered under their ministrations, making a small noise of contentment, but it was hard to focus on his happiness when Bug could tell there was something still eating at him. "I wish you'd stop calling me that, kitten. You're gonna make me blush with all that bunny funny-business."

They laughed then, pressing their thumb against Benny's lip, where he still kept his languid smirk in place. "No way, honeybunny," they purred, grinning when Benny's mouth fell open. A beat later, they pressed another kiss to his jaw. "It suits you just fine. Though I've always seen you as more of a ferret if anything..."

He huffed indignantly, though just slightly turning away didn't hide his pleased flush. "Well maybe I just prefer kittycats in my life, lovebug." He waggled his eyebrows, making Bug snicker into his hand. After a moment, he sighed, squeezing his eyes shut. "'M sorry, baby," he said. Bug felt their smile dim. "Just... can't shake these feelings, you know? I feel so useless, and I wanna help ya, but there ain't nothing I can do."

Bug squeezed his hand reassuringly. "Hey, listen. You're more than helping me all the time, just by being here, you know that."

"Yeah..." Benny murmered. Sitting up a bit, he said, "Hey, so feel free to slap me if—"

"Will do."

"I wasn't done, you little minx. But tell me if this is or ain't overstepping, dig?" Benny licked his lips in a manner Bug found distracting, though they made sure to focus on his words. "But, say... I mean, if ya want, and you think it'll help, we could always get you a ring a ding bling of a new cane." Bug blinked at him for a few seconds. Benny's gaze grew uncertain— a weird expression on him— and he tried to cover it up by rubbing Bug's thigh distractingly. "No biggie either way, buggie, just wanted to let you know the offer's always on the table, capiche?"

Bug decided to forego his hand in favor of leaning over to snuggle into his collarbone. "What is this, a business deal?" They teased, feeling the warmth of his smile against their temple. "I don't — I wouldn't mind, exactly, it's just, um..." They trailed off, unsure of how to articulate the situation.

"Just what?" Benny pressed, his lips brushing lightly against their hairline.

"...I don't want to be a hassle. Or something stupid like that," Bug admitted, glancing up sheepishly.

"Oh, hey now." Benny held them tightly, kissing the top of their head. "If you're worried about anything, pussycat, I'm always there for you. That includes stuff like this, got it?" Bug nodded slowly, taking comfort in the embrace.

"Okay. So... if I wanted a new cane, what, um, kind should I get? I don't even know where I'd start looking for one."

"That's easy." Benny smiled, his thumb brushing over Bug's cheek fondly. "Anything. I've got sources, kitten, we can get one made easy-easy, hey? One that looks good with ya."

A smile crept onto Bug's face. "You want to pick out the color."

Benny, in an unfair move, instantly turned the puppy eyes onto them. "Please, pudding! Come on, you know I'll pick out somethin' platinum!"

"You want us to match." It wasn't a question. There was absolutely no question about it, and instead of looking the least bit ashamed Benny adopted a wide smile.

"You know it, baby! Just think about it— you'd look so good in my style, the whole Strip would see! Hey, all of Vegas for that matter!"

Bug laughed lightly and shoved his shoulder with a grin. "Maybe they'd match a little, but it's not totally the same! You'd be wearing your suit, for one thing."

"Well, duh, baby! Wouldn't want anyone else to be wearing my suit, would we?" Benny asked, his smirk becoming sly as he slid one hand to ghost their waist teasingly.

Bug rolled their eyes and slapped his hand away. "Hush. That was one time and just the jacket. And... we'd look nice together like that, I guess. I dunno."

"Aww.. You really think so, huh?" Benny cooed in mock sweetness as Bug groaned. "You gotta trust me on this one, lovebug! We're gonna make a gorgeous pair!"

Bug chuckled, shaking their head. "Alright. Let's do it. Anything else I'd need to know about getting a cane? Um, where I'm from, you don't tend to need to have them made."

Benny raised his eyebrows, considering. "Do you want a real classic one?" He tapped rhythmically against their back as he thought, and after a moment, continued, "The fancy kind with a handle or whatever, maybe a little silver trimming?"

"I think I can make do with anything as long as it's the right size," Bug said. "And the handle should be soft too, since I'd be, um, you know, using it a lot." Benny nodded, and Bug leaned forward to nuzzle at his neck. "Thank you, bunny, really. It means a lot to me."

"Aw, you're such a sweetheart, lovebug, you know that?" he mumbled, shifting to hug Bug closer and rubbing his cheek against the top of their head. Bug closed their eyes at the sensation. "Any way I can help you out is one this cat'll be happy to do, honeypie." Bug couldn't stop smiling, even with everything that was going on out in the desert. Benny was warm and solid and comfortable, and for once they were perfectly content to lay like this and bask in his embrace, feeling less anxious than they could ever remember. It was a long moment before Benny spoke again. "So, is that a 'yes' on the checkers, pussycat?"

"Oh, shut up! ...Yes, it's a 'yes' on the checkers."

•

It's another week before it actually comes in. Benny had ordered it two days after that night (they'd told Yes Man about what had Benny all frazzled the morning after, and then they both ganged up on Bug to force them into relaxing and cuddling for the remaining day), and now it was here. In all it's smooth, silver-lined, black and white glory.

"So?" Benny said excitedly next to them on the couch. "What do you think, baby? Beautiful, ain't it?"

"It's okay," Bug said, the corners of their mouth twitching upwards. "I guess it's not that bad..."

Benny scoffed, sitting up a little straighter. "Of course it looks good! Next to you, pussycat, this thing looks downright ring-a-ding-ding!"

Bug shook their head fondly, unable to stop their smile. They picked up the cane from the nondescript box it had arrived in, leaning on Yes Man as they pulled the wristband snugly to their hand.

"Aw, bugaboo, don't be like that! Hey," the Securitron said with the air of a sly grin, "When we rule Vegas I can walk out there with a checkerboard on each arm, hmm?" His tone took on that teasing tone they recognized from when he had playfully suggested getting married earlier in the month. Bug huffed and shoved his metal arm lightly. "Whatever! You're perfect for eachother, both of you jerks."

Benny laughed heartily before leaning close. "You're cute when you blush, kitty," He whispered in their ear, pressing a kiss to the spot just below it.

Bug rolled their eyes, trying their best to ignore the flush spreading across their face. "Stop." They elbowed him in the side, eliciting another laugh.

"Alright, alright, I get it," Benny said through his amusement. He grabbed hold of Bug's free hand and tugged them to their feet, though Yes Man still towered easily over them on Bug's other side. The cane was the right height already — the three of them had swapped ideas and eventually chose to go with something a little more special in exchange for less adjustability. It also affected the weight, of course, but it was so slight as to be barely noticeable. Bug's hand coaxed along the handle's soft material — not the foam they were used to, but soft nonetheless — before finding what they were looking for. The trigger was noticeable enough to not be pressed accidentally, yet hidden enough to be— well, hidden. The handle ended in a barely-seen groove, and they knew with a purposeful twist it would be removed with ease.

It wouldn't be the strongest by any means, but a cane that doubled as a gun, not to mention the small dagger the handle hid, would be invaluable and immensely stylish.

Benny's hands came around to rest comfortably on either side of Bug's waist, and he gently squeezed their sides affectionately. "Lookin' good, toots!" He complimented, his voice smooth. Bug blushed, turning to place a chaste kiss to his jaw.

"It's still technically an accessory, Benny. Unlike you, I have to think about matching this thing with an outfit."

"Don't be silly, buggie," Yes Man said, placing a claw sweetly against their cheek. "You and the Ben-Man—"

"I can't believe you encourage that nickname."

"—As I was saying, you and the Ben-Man gotcha mostly neutral colors, right? Brown, cowboy-y stuff?" His claw waved to emphasize his words. "That'll look great with this, lovebug, you know that! And you're so cute already, don't you think that's just so unfair?" The claw on their cheek tapped against them teasingly, and Bug could feel Benny huffing a quiet laugh from where he was clinging onto them. "I could just eat you up, couldn't I?"

"You can't even eat anything at all!" Bug flushed, reaching up to give the claw a light swat, which it promptly ignored in favor of cupping their face. "And not if I ate you first!"

"Aw, you two are adorable!" Benny coo'd, wrapping both arms more firmly around them and giving a light kiss to the nape of their neck. "I'm glad I'm not the only one who can turn you all mushy, pussycat."

"Yeah…" Bug sighed contentedly, resting their head against Benny's shoulder for a moment. "Me too." There was a moment of pause before they spoke again as they weighed the pros and cons of something — it was only early evening, but... "Um, do we have to show this off right now? I just..."

Benny and Yes Man shared a significant look. "Sure, sugarplum, we can stay right here," Benny said softly. "Not in the mood to leave the big guy hangin' around by his lonesome anyways. Why don't we lie down and relax, hey?"

"Mmkay," Bug sighed, letting Benny disentangle from them and Yes Man scoop them up without a word. "Don't know why, I'm just— exhausted, all of a sudden..." they yawned.

"You've had a rotten few days emotionally, baby," Benny said. "We ought to destress a little more, dig? Do somethin' else this evening. Something easy."

"Something that generally requires cozying up?" Yes Man added with a sly sort of cheer. Benny laughed, reaching a hand over to ruffle Bug's hair gently.

"Yeah. Somethin' like that."

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[campingbagandstuff]

.22/9.33 {Part 2 of 12}; 14

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brick & lace love is wicked, bebe rexha in the name of love, i got you, ft. Nicki Minaj no broken hearts, sigrid sucker punch, BoA 보아 'Only One', Eat You Up, 'Girls On Top', 'My Name', 'No.1', '아틀란티스 소녀 (Atlantis Princess)', Amazing Kiss / ", sweet impact / ", DOUBLE / ", Winter Love / ", メリクリ / ", 七色の明日～brand new beat～ / ", " - Quincy, VALENTI / ", Key Of Heart, " / 永遠, I Did it For Love, Everlasting / ", be with you / ", " / BUMP BUMP! feat.VERBAL(m-flo), " / Possibility duet

[yaunjie]

RuPaul's Drag Race Szn 16, Episode 3 - The Mother of All Balls

Mother Goose Looks - [ ] Dawn — Cushy Cow — ALWAYS Love her make-up, The Make-up with gold horns were sickening. I loved the hoofs they were so cute. - [ ] Q — The Man in the Moon — Q’s makeup always whimsical, and I like the dark lipstick she’s always wearing. I LOOOOVE the moon headpiece it is so cute and her outfit is on theme and very detailed.I love the glimmer and shimmer. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Little Pussy — The look didn’t really give much but stuffed cats and a little piece of fabric. I do not like her make-up looks usually. - [ ] Geneva Karr — Miss Muffet - Geneva looks great I love the pink lil miss muffet with the puffer material and I love the pastel colors. The ruffled hat is also really cute & i like the spider being on the back of the dress was creative. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete -- Burnie Bee — Her make-up was cute but I was not feeling the short wig or the fur neck piece. I do like the cut of the dress with the mermaid tail - [ ] Megami — Little Bo Peep — I like the wig but the deconstructed look is kinda tacky. I was not feeling the fish net stockings whatsoever. The sheep purse was cute tho. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Mary’s Canary — I hated this look so much. It did not flatter her and the feathers on the chest was a BAD idea. It blocked her face. Her Makeup looked nice tho. - [ ] Mirage — Baa Baa Black Sheep — Mirage’s sheep ears were cute I love hoe the outfit is furry and glittery, it takes it to another level. I love the all black as well. The boots were giving everything they needed to give. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — A Man & A Maid - The make-up is STUNNING but the look is a very basic maid latex dress with a simple cut at the cleavage. I wanted more. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Little Boy Blue — I didn’t like the look much but the little blue heels were cute and I loved the gold accents on the blue - [ ] Plane Jane — Pussycat By the Fire — LOVE the wig, did excellent with the makeup & the fur looks great but the outfit wasnt as great. She looks like Jessica Rabbit. - [ ] Plasma — Tweedle-Dum & Tweedle Dee — This was so in Plasma’s lane the outfit was cute but I didn’t enjoy it much. I loved the colors. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater — Sapphira put a lot of thoughts into her looks tonight. She doesn’t come to play! I love the outfit and the makeup looks fantastic. I love the white eye she had and Her nails are orange and match the pumpkin. She is one of my favorites so far. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Humpty Dumpty — Xunami surprised me for sure she came out as an egg and then cracked the egg and the outfit underneath was so cute and flattering on her. The makeup is stunning. She has a cracked eggshell as a head piece and yolk earrings & even her wig looks like slimy eggwhites. This was soooo well executed and animated. I LOVED this look

Significant Mother Looks - [ ] Geneva Karr — Salma Hayek — I didn’t like the look much but her reasoning of why she picked Salma was meaningful. Two Mexican Queens making a name in the States. We stan. Makeup also is beattt downnn. - [ ] Dawn — Audrey Hepburn — The dress is simple but the cut outs at the waist is a nice touch. The hat was a cute addition and I looooved the draped fabric as a scarf. The makeup was so incredibly sickening. I mean that face is beat FLAWLESSLY. 10/10 this look. Dawn is also one of my favs this szn. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Mother Nature — I don’t like the latex outfit but I love the color choice. The blue looks so good on her skin and body is giving. - [ ] Mirage — La Llorona — The makeup is eating us uppp omg. Loce the ear pieces and the wet looking hair is just so cute. The outfit is okay. - [ ] Megami — Lady Gaga — The look is very similar to the original. I love the telephone reference.Not feeling the wig. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Michelle Visage — I didn’t like the first look but the second look was cuter and the wig was cute. I love Michelle so this was an accurate look. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — Kris Jenner — Looks just like kris jenner. I like the did the cut out suit and not just the simple suit look. Hair looks cute. Love the pearls, makeup. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Lil Kim — I wish she would’ve chose another lil kim look, I think the whole look is tacky but I do like how her mannerisms are the same as lil kim’s and how she’s embodying her. - [ ] Q — Judy Garland — Love the makeup & hair. very similar to the original iconic ‘poppy’ dress. Very Flattering & colors are beautiful. I also like the crystal mic with the chain dragging at the end. Really loving this look tonight. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Angelina Jolie — Look is stunning. Love the hair with the chop sticks, the flower on the front of the dress. Makeup looks amazing & I love that nymphia is paying homage to back home and her drag daughters. It is so cute and meaningful that they drew on the train. I love the inspiration behind this piece. I love the neck piece, I love the accent pieces on her nails as well. Just a very cohesive well put together piece. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — LOVE LOVE LOVE the floor length soft locs it is givingggg ugh. The outfit is giving body I like the leaf pieces & glitter. I love the snake with the apple in its mouth, the black baby doll. Makeup was cute. - [ ] Plane Jane — Octomom — I like the comedy the look was giving but it was very simplistic also I didnt like the wig. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Kandy Muse — Love that Xunami payed homage to her drag mother. Kandy is iconic and unapologetically herself. I like the denim and the denim boombox. Good comparison to the original look. - [ ] Plasma — Anne Boleyn — Love this look. The color and material is very nice & the makeup is very clean and cute. The headpiece is very cute. I love the corset and the flared sleeves with the different print in the insides. Very classy look. - [ ]

Call Me Mother/Father Eleganza - [ ] Geneva Karr — I loved the outfit before I even saw it on her. I love the fit and it flatters her. I love the colors together the military green and baby blue is really cute. I like the cut outs at the neck and sleeve. - [ ] Dawn — LOVE THESE ORANGE BOOTS WITH THE HEADPIECE TO MATCH. The jacket is so well constructed and cute. Make up is stunning per usual. She is very resourceful and the boots are made of workers aprons! - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Not feeling the wig at all & not seeing how this look is giving mother/father. Shes off out of theme. - [ ] Mirage — The look is okay but also think she is missing the mark. It does look androgynous tho. - [ ] Megami — Love her hair and makeup. I like the toolbelt as well. Cropped jacket is also cute. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — I don’t like the patterns. I don’t like her hair and the look is just overall tacky. Makeup is a mess - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — I like the denim outfit with the star earrings soso cute. I love her makeup as well. All this bitch does is talk about her BBL and ass like stfu already - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — The look isn’t cute. I feel like she tries too hard to be different and she was missing the theme as well. - [ ] Q — I love the look I love the corset and boots. Body looks snatched. Love the bangs just chefs kiss - [ ] Nymphia Wind — I love this ties and the construction. Makeup looks good and the look is nice overall. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Not feeling this look i think she could’ve done more. Love the hair tho - [ ] Plane Jane — It didn’t give. She spent that time tryna be shady looking all into Geneva’s look and then brought this out on the runway. She’s barely wearing anything besides stockings and the fabric covering her nipples. She didn’t spend too much time on this look. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Also looks like there was no effort put into this look. nothing wowed me here - [ ] Plasma — Also not the best look. Minimum effort.

I think that Hershii should’ve been safe and not Mhi’ya I think all her looks were tacky but only 2 of Hershii’s was. Mother Goose Looks - [ ] Dawn — Cushy Cow — ALWAYS Love her make-up, The Make-up with gold horns were sickening. I loved the hoofs they were so cute. - [ ] Q — The Man in the Moon — Q’s makeup always whimsical, and I like the dark lipstick she’s always wearing. I LOOOOVE the moon headpiece it is so cute and her outfit is on theme and very detailed.I love the glimmer and shimmer. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Little Pussy — The look didn’t really give much but stuffed cats and a little piece of fabric. I do not like her make-up looks usually. - [ ] Geneva Karr — Miss Muffet - Geneva looks great I love the pink lil miss muffet with the puffer material and I love the pastel colors. The ruffled hat is also really cute & i like the spider being on the back of the dress was creative. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete -- Burnie Bee — Her make-up was cute but I was not feeling the short wig or the fur neck piece. I do like the cut of the dress with the mermaid tail - [ ] Megami — Little Bo Peep — I like the wig but the deconstructed look is kinda tacky. I was not feeling the fish net stockings whatsoever. The sheep purse was cute tho. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Mary’s Canary — I hated this look so much. It did not flatter her and the feathers on the chest was a BAD idea. It blocked her face. Her Makeup looked nice tho. - [ ] Mirage — Baa Baa Black Sheep — Mirage’s sheep ears were cute I love hoe the outfit is furry and glittery, it takes it to another level. I love the all black as well. The boots were giving everything they needed to give. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — A Man & A Maid - The make-up is STUNNING but the look is a very basic maid latex dress with a simple cut at the cleavage. I wanted more. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Little Boy Blue — I didn’t like the look much but the little blue heels were cute and I loved the gold accents on the blue - [ ] Plane Jane — Pussycat By the Fire — LOVE the wig, did excellent with the makeup & the fur looks great but the outfit wasnt as great. She looks like Jessica Rabbit. - [ ] Plasma — Tweedle-Dum & Tweedle Dee — This was so in Plasma’s lane the outfit was cute but I didn’t enjoy it much. I loved the colors. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater — Sapphira put a lot of thoughts into her looks tonight. She doesn’t come to play! I love the outfit and the makeup looks fantastic. I love the white eye she had and Her nails are orange and match the pumpkin. She is one of my favorites so far. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Humpty Dumpty — Xunami surprised me for sure she came out as an egg and then cracked the egg and the outfit underneath was so cute and flattering on her. The makeup is stunning. She has a cracked eggshell as a head piece and yolk earrings & even her wig looks like slimy eggwhites. This was soooo well executed and animated. I LOVED this look

Significant Mother Looks - [ ] Geneva Karr — Salma Hayek — I didn’t like the look much but her reasoning of why she picked Salma was meaningful. Two Mexican Queens making a name in the States. We stan. Makeup also is beattt downnn. - [ ] Dawn — Audrey Hepburn — The dress is simple but the cut outs at the waist is a nice touch. The hat was a cute addition and I looooved the draped fabric as a scarf. The makeup was so incredibly sickening. I mean that face is beat FLAWLESSLY. 10/10 this look. Dawn is also one of my favs this szn. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Mother Nature — I don’t like the latex outfit but I love the color choice. The blue looks so good on her skin and body is giving. - [ ] Mirage — La Llorona — The makeup is eating us uppp omg. Loce the ear pieces and the wet looking hair is just so cute. The outfit is okay. - [ ] Megami — Lady Gaga — The look is very similar to the original. I love the telephone reference.Not feeling the wig. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Michelle Visage — I didn’t like the first look but the second look was cuter and the wig was cute. I love Michelle so this was an accurate look. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — Kris Jenner — Looks just like kris jenner. I like the did the cut out suit and not just the simple suit look. Hair looks cute. Love the pearls, makeup. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Lil Kim — I wish she would’ve chose another lil kim look, I think the whole look is tacky but I do like how her mannerisms are the same as lil kim’s and how she’s embodying her. - [ ] Q — Judy Garland — Love the makeup & hair. very similar to the original iconic ‘poppy’ dress. Very Flattering & colors are beautiful. I also like the crystal mic with the chain dragging at the end. Really loving this look tonight. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Angelina Jolie — Look is stunning. Love the hair with the chop sticks, the flower on the front of the dress. Makeup looks amazing & I love that nymphia is paying homage to back home and her drag daughters. It is so cute and meaningful that they drew on the train. I love the inspiration behind this piece. I love the neck piece, I love the accent pieces on her nails as well. Just a very cohesive well put together piece. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — LOVE LOVE LOVE the floor length soft locs it is givingggg ugh. The outfit is giving body I like the leaf pieces & glitter. I love the snake with the apple in its mouth, the black baby doll. Makeup was cute. - [ ] Plane Jane — Octomom — I like the comedy the look was giving but it was very simplistic also I didnt like the wig. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Kandy Muse — Love that Xunami payed homage to her drag mother. Kandy is iconic and unapologetically herself. I like the denim and the denim boombox. Good comparison to the original look. - [ ] Plasma — Anne Boleyn — Love this look. The color and material is very nice & the makeup is very clean and cute. The headpiece is very cute. I love the corset and the flared sleeves with the different print in the insides. Very classy look. - [ ]

Call Me Mother/Father Eleganza - [ ] Geneva Karr — I loved the outfit before I even saw it on her. I love the fit and it flatters her. I love the colors together the military green and baby blue is really cute. I like the cut outs at the neck and sleeve. - [ ] Dawn — LOVE THESE ORANGE BOOTS WITH THE HEADPIECE TO MATCH. The jacket is so well constructed and cute. Make up is stunning per usual. She is very resourceful and the boots are made of workers aprons! - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Not feeling the wig at all & not seeing how this look is giving mother/father. Shes off out of theme. - [ ] Mirage — The look is okay but also think she is missing the mark. It does look androgynous tho. - [ ] Megami — Love her hair and makeup. I like the toolbelt as well. Cropped jacket is also cute. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — I don’t like the patterns. I don’t like her hair and the look is just overall tacky. Makeup is a mess - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — I like the denim outfit with the star earrings soso cute. I love her makeup as well. All this bitch does is talk about her BBL and ass like stfu already - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — The look isn’t cute. I feel like she tries too hard to be different and she was missing the theme as well. - [ ] Q — I love the look I love the corset and boots. Body looks snatched. Love the bangs just chefs kiss - [ ] Nymphia Wind — I love this ties and the construction. Makeup looks good and the look is nice overall. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Not feeling this look i think she could’ve done more. Love the hair tho - [ ] Plane Jane — It didn’t give. She spent that time tryna be shady looking all into Geneva’s look and then brought this out on the runway. She’s barely wearing anything besides stockings and the fabric covering her nipples. She didn’t spend too much time on this look. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Also looks like there was no effort put into this look. nothing wowed me here - [ ] Plasma — Also not the best look. Minimum effort.

I think that Hershii should’ve been safe and not Mhi’ya I think all her looks were tacky but only 2 of Hershii’s was.

[cyarsk5230]

This🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Apparently there's some unseasoned, talentless blue check dude with a video about not dating Black women and his ass doesn't look like all that great of a catch. Keep it real though, the reason these unwashed, unseasoned, desperate wastes of oxygen feel free hating on Black

women for clicks and clout is because he's seen hotep Black men like the unlamented Kevin Samuels and others make money from misogynoir. He knows how disrespected and unprotected Black women are, so why not target them, especially knowing

Those weak-ass fcukers Black men aren't going to do a cotdamn thing in our defense. Those fwucking ni**ers are pussycats are who deserve to end up being another hashtag not people like Trayvon martin, not tamir Rice, or Breonna Taylor, or George Floyd among others I said what I said. Idc. Idc

The next moot I see quote tweeting misogynoir is getting muted or even unfollowed on gawddd cause all these think pieces this hatred jealousy envy copying racist & hate towards Black Women isn’t going to make us dim our lights or make us go away🤷🏽‍♀️ So FUCK YALL Y’all gone eat our crowns even if we have to shove it down your throats or you will starve trying 👑💋

[wobblefloss]

There was a roach. An enormous roach. Like, size of a human finger roach. On my wall. At night. In my dim house.

So I stalk it. And I smack at it with my cane because it's up near the ceiling. And it runs. Yes! RUN! I swing my cane again! CHACK! Cane on the wall! Smack! CHACK again! And then the roach FLIES.

This giant thing takes off like turbine rotors roaring to life and it swoops up my dark staircase. Towards my bedroom.

I turn on the light and it is gone. The size of a goddamn wallet and it's gone. Towards my bedroom.

That's why it's 3am and I'm sitting on the sofa, watching the stairwell like this bug is gonna come back for a rematch. Like this isn't finished between us and we gotta go another round. Like I'm gonna hear its foot steps as it comes down in my slippers wearing my night shirt to make me turn off the lights down here so it can sleep.

Tomorrow... Man, tomorrow I'm gonna boil my whole house. Whole thing. Mattress. Walls. Stove. Clothes. Everything.

Tonight, I'm sleeping down here.

[entertainment]

Entertainment Spotlight: Josie Ho

Hong Kong-based actress, musician, and film producer Josie Ho most recently appeared in a radical cameo role opposite Nina Dobrev in the film Lucky Day. Next up, Josie will star in the period adventure Edge of the World. Additionally, Josie recently announced her next project Mother Tongue, a suspense thriller directed by Mike Figgis. Her band, Josie and The Uni Boys, is collaborating with acclaimed director Tony Kaye on a musical documentary feature called The Hong Kong Sound. Last but not least, Josie also produced and will be seen in the upcoming indie-thriller Habit starring Bella Thorne and Gavin Rossdale.

You have a couple of thriller projects coming up. What drew you to this genre?

Yes, thank you for paying attention to my work! I’m doing a few thriller films as a coincidence. I’m lucky to have the opportunity to perform for magnificent stories, wonderful directors, and always a superb character arc. Some of my films are also arthouse or cult genre—they are shot beautifully and are frightening!!

Can you give us a sneak peek of a song you’re working on right now (lyrics, beat, tone, or anything!)?

I’m currently working on a Punk/Rock song—it’s almost a tribute to the film Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, describing how bad girls behave. The vibe is kinda like the band Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

How did you discover your sound?

I only truly discovered my sound after I started my band Josie and The Uni Boys. I’m still learning from my vocal teacher. I’ve had an injured voice before, but she helped me get my true voice back. I used to imitate other singers, but I didn’t understand why I wasn’t belting correctly. So my dearest teacher, whom I followed for over 30 years now, still acts like a “Godmom” to me. She taught me everything.

What is the biggest lesson you’ve learned from producing films? What are you still learning?

The biggest lessons learned from producing films are how to be a mediator, negotiator, and a top salesperson. I’m still learning tons of things, so I guess I might have to keep learning ‘till I drop!

Do you have any talents or hobbies that fans would be surprised to find out about?

Well.....eating, sleeping, binge-watching, or reading on my sofa are my biggest hobbies right now…as well as eating in my sleep...haha!!

Thanks for taking the time, Josie!

[p---ink]

“What’s Gotten Into You?”

Author’s Note: Hi :) It’s been a while. I feel like I say that in every author’s note. Work has been draining, yada yada yada, writer’s block, blahj blahj blahj, please. You guys know the routine. Now this request is long over due. @blowmymbackout requested it ageeesss ago. I’m just happy to find inspiration just before her birthday. Anyway, happy birthday love! I really hope you enjoy this one.

Summary: Bruce is pleasantly surprised when he finds out you’ve taken a sexual enhancement.

Warning: Smut, language, you know the deal. Minors DNI (do not interact)

Word Count: 3.5k

Song: Lights On by Fka Twigs. There’s no specific reason I chose this song, other than I thought the lyrics could be in Bruce’s perspective if you squint hard enough. It’s just a bop in my opinion, don’t think too much about it lol

Disclaimer: Pictures and dividers are not mine. Nor is the gif.

Dr. Hubby: You know I don’t enjoy surprises. They stress me out.

You: Well you’ll enjoy this one, if you know what I mean ;)

Dr. Hubby: Just tell me what it is.

You: Just be here at 8 Bruce 😒

Maybe telling him you had a surprise wasn’t the best idea. You knew he’d be anxious about the thing all day. But all was well, because you didn’t plan on telling him what it was now.

Speaking of what it was, you rustled through the plastic bag that clung loosely around your wrist. It was solid black for what you imagined was for discretion since the contents weren’t so innocent.

The little pink box you pulled out was decorated with a fancy purple font and a tiny white cat, whose eyes were electric. Menacing the thing was, but the pink pussycat guaranteed pleasure.

“Take one hour before intercourse. Drink at least 16 ounces of water…” You mumbled, as you read the instructions aloud.

Not that you two needed the aid of the supplement, but after the promising reviews and not to mention your best friend swearing by it, you wanted to give it a try.

After all why wouldn’t you, after this comment you saw on their instagram page,

Littytitty420 commented My pussy had its own heartbeat shortly after I took this pill. My sheets were drenched, and I drained my partner of every bit of energy they could offer. The only bad thing I have to say is that it is crucial to drink plenty of water. Ignore that 16 ounces shit, you’ll need to hydrate consistently throughout the day. Trust me: it will save you the trouble of water breaks between your fuck sessions. So start chugging now, sis. Also WARNING: DO NOT take this pill if you are not prepared to fuck for your life. IT LASTED 68 HOURS FOR ME, and my partner was spent after two! So be warned, that bullet will not satisfy you, you’ll need a human sized bag of meat!

“I’m sold.” Was what you said, shortly before deciding to make the trip to your local adult toy shop.

If I were to ask you to describe your sex life with Dr. Banner in one word, you would say “relaxed” in a heartbeat.

Banner took his time with you. And for good reason too. It took a lot of convincing on your part, for him to even consider the act of sex. But with a lot of time, patience, communication and trust, you two eventually made love. A lot.

With perfection comes practice, you always said. Suffice to say, you two practiced a lot. Every time you “practiced” you took it a step further than the last. And now, you were convinced that tonight was the one that you had spent all this time practicing for.

You had a detailed agenda for the evening:

7:25 Take Pill

7:30 Prepare Dinner

8:00 Eat Dinner

8:25 Have Bruce eat me.

Dinner, quality time, and mind-blowing sex: that’s the plan, you thought to yourself.

But sometimes things don’t always go according to plan. For instance, Bruce arriving two hours ahead of schedule, was not a part of the plan.

“Damn it B! I told you eight o’clock!” You complained after he hurried inside of your door, placing hasty kisses on each of your cheeks, and one on your lips.

“What?” He whined, sporting that puppy dog look you always loved. “I was too excited to wait that long.”

How could you stay irritated at that? Still you whined back, “I haven’t even made dinner yet. I was gonna give you your surprise after that.”

“Aww muffin, let’s just make it together. You know I like helping you do that.” He replied, turning his back to you and fumbling with his phone as he paired his bluetooth to your speaker. Before long the familiar sound of his favorite Bossa nova playlist flooded your ears.

“No you like eating the ingredients, then complaining later because we never have enough sausage.” You say over the soft jazz.

“I can’t help that you never prepare enough! You have to take into account that your boyfriend is a very hungry man!” He expressed passionately.  You chuckled at how sincere he sounded. “I’m constantly eating for two, and I always tell you this. ‘I need more meat Y/N. Prepare six servings instead of’ two—”

He interrupted himself when you shot him a disapproving, but playful, glare.

“—Joking. Joking.” He finished, throwing up his hands in a defensive manner. Then he quickly added,  “Where do you want me Captain?” scurrying to the sink to wash his hands.

“Peel the damn potatoes Banner.”

“Anything you say, boss.” You heard him say, as you tucked the pink pussycat into your apron pocket, before slipping away to your bedroom.

Another thing that was not a part of the plan, was the pill taking effect a full 30 minutes earlier than you thought it would.

You grossly underestimated the effects.

It didn’t help that you had engulfed a glassful of wine. Alcohol and a sexual enhancement was not a good mix.

What also didn’t help , was Banner taking it upon himself to give you a very intimate lesson in chopping veggies.

You felt his presence envelope yours. An earthy aroma mixed with lemon and ginger overwhelmed your senses as he pressed his front against your back. Placing his hand over yours and the knife, he guided your movements slowly.

“I read in an article once, that the way you cut an onion can impact the taste.” He told you, his whole body softly reverberating through yours and raising the hairs on your neck. “There’s an enzymatic reaction in them that produces the flavor. And the finer the slice, the more enhanced the taste. ”

Your reply to that was, “Fuck baby, I love it when you talk nerdy to me.”

Your breathy moan caused him to abruptly halt his actions, cough and stumble backwards. “I’m sorry what?” He asked you, eyeing you incredulously, an amused glimmer shining through his eyes. Had he heard you right?

You cleared your throat, trying to recompose yourself before you say, “It was just a joke. Haha. I’m so funny!” You awkwardly squawked, hoping you didn’t scare him too bad with your forthrightness

“Right.” He agreed, skeptical mug still painting his features. You didn’t joke like that. But he decided to let it go. You were so embarrassed that you tried to as well.

Good thing your embarrassment didn’t last long. Over the course of the meal, shamelessness took its place.

It was the little things. The everyday things that were innocent on any other occasion.

The way his teeth lightly grazed the prongs of his fork, made you jealous of the silverware. How you wanted him to tease your nipples the same way.

The jet black and gray fluffy strands of hair that shook when he spoke, would feel heavenly right about now if  they were tickling at your thighs.

It was sinful the way his long fingers encased the small utensils. You could just imagine them tangled in your hair or pulling at your hips as he pounded into you mercilessly.

His lips wrapping around his wine glass, had you whining in more ways than one. It was hard work trapping those whimpers in your throat. Hard work taming your ass from bucking forward in your seat.

“Mmm” Banner groaned (a little too erotically in your opinion), “Fantastic job as always! Dinner was delicious.” His compliment went ignored, as your focus was zeroed in on his chin.

He noticed of course and asked, “Is there something on my face?” Immediately letting his hand hover over the area.

“Yeah there’s a bit of sauce on your chin.” You softly answered.

“That’s embarrassing. I’m such a messy eater sometimes.” He shared. You could practically hear the drip from your panties that spilled onto the mahogany dining stool. It was caused by the innocent innuendo. But what was worse was his next action. He let his finger collect the substance, then his tongue darted out to clean the thick creamy mess. “Every drop counts right?”

“Do you have room for dessert?” You chimed. He had barely finished his sentence, but his ears perked up at the offer.

“Depends on what you have in mind?” Was what he replied.

“Me.”

Tongue now in cheek, impish grin and cloudy eyes overtaking his features, he leaned back in his chair and asked “Is that right?

“That’s right.”

“Why don’t you come a little closer then?”

And you didn’t need to be asked twice. Before you knew it, you had leapt out of your chair and  straddled yourself over his waist. The action almost tipped you both over,  but before he could say another word, your lips were over his.

You couldn’t decide if you wanted your hands in his hair or on his neck, but the decision to plant one on each came quickly.

And then you kind of ungracefully invaded his mouth with your tongue. “Mm. Slower baby.” Bruce pleaded between kisses.

“Sorry” You mumbled into his lips. Rocking your hips and lightly digging your nails into the sides of his neck, you went slower but as a consequence your actions became a bit more rough.

He pulled back a little before commenting, “That’s a little rough, angel.” when you bit his bottom lip a little too harshly. This time you didn’t reply, and instead decided to capture his neck between your teeth. Sucking and bruising the skin harshly, you pulled back to completely ruin one of his favorite shirts.

When you ripped it open, the clatter of little plastic buttons connecting with the floor rang through his ears, while going unnoticed by yours.

“Geez Y/N!” He all but hissed. “What’s gotten into you tonight?”

“I can tell you what I’d like to get into me. I can even tell you how to make it happen. You can start by taking those pants off.”

He had never seen you act like that before. To say it turned him on would be an understatement. He was no longer in control of his actions from this point forward.

He stood so quickly you felt dizzy, as he placed you on the edge of the table. He reconnected with your lips and firmly squeezed your breasts through your shirt. His kiss turned rougher. His touch was firmer, and he even let his thumbs scan your chest as they more than lightly grazed your cloth-covered nipples.

And though Bruce was now on board with your eagerness, he still couldn’t quite match your enthusiasm. You threaded your fingers through the bottom patch of hair on his neck, and let his happy trail guide your other hand to the button of his jeans.

Bruce mirrored your action, letting his hand slip under your dress, then panties at the same time that you released him from his jeans.

You swallowed his groans as your wrist repeated its slow up and down motion on his shaft. He swallowed yours as his fingers massaged your swollen clit.

“How are you already so wet?” He groaned to no avail, because you were too busy fucking yourself on his fingers to answer any question he could think of.

Seeing you so vulnerable yet so shameless as you took your own pleasure, sent welcome shudders down his spine. The combination of you undulating your hips up and down to meet his fingers, whilst you massaged his dick had him slightly leaking onto your hand.

Not yet, he thought. He still had to taste you. Still have to feel you around me, before I cum.

Keeping one hand connected to your heat, Bruce gently pushed you back, so your body could lie flat on the surface of the table. Then he hiked your dress around your stomach, removed your panties, and took a seat. He needed to: he made up his mind that he wanted to be here for a while.  Then he pulled your body closer to the edge, wrapped your thighs around his neck and buried his face into your sex.

He relished the burn he felt in his scalp as you pulled and tugged at his hair. Took delight at the lack of breath from your thighs closing in on him. Felt proud of the deafening wails you let out as you vibrated against his face.

Stiffening and relaxing his tongue in a repetitive cycle, was how he had you convulsing around the muscle. His fingers were both delicate and determined, as they moved in and out of your weeping hole.

Don’t get me wrong, Bruce never had trouble in the orgasm delivery division, but never had he experienced such an intense display of pleasure. I mean you were shaking long after you had cum. Not that he was complaining. He was curious, but uncomplaining.

“Ready for more?” He asked after a second (and I mean a second) of letting you calm down.

“Yes, please.” You relayed, but he had already begun the process of lifting your legs. With one ankle hooked over his shoulder, and the other dangling behind his waist, Bruce was able to sink deep into you; a sigh of pleasure escaping you both, as your body welcomed him with its warm hug.

“Fuck, baby” He groaned after one excruciatingly slow thrust. “What did you do?” But he didn’t really need to know the answer now. Not as if you were in the right mind to give it to him anyway. Not as if he was in the right mind to comprehend it. He was too busy focusing on the soft jilt of your tits as his sharp thrusts sent your body up and down the table. Too busy focused on the impossibly wet, impossibly warm feel of you. Entirely too busy concentrating on  the sound of your moans mixed with the lewd sticky wetness that rang through his ears when he slowly inserted himself in and out of you.

One, two, no three strokes later, and your hot juices are already washing over him. Your tight pussy already growing tighter. “Shit!” he all but yells, when he too almost cums right then and there.

Pulling out completely he wasted no time in helping you to your feet. “Bedroom now. And this,” his gruff voice spoke lowly, in reference to your scantily clad dress, “this better be off when I get there.”

Your wobbly legs almost gave way when he released you. It was part due to your recent activities, and part due to the tone of his voice. Mostly due to the look in his eyes that you had never seen until now.

Still you did as he said, rushing, ungracefully might I add, to your bedroom.

You pulled your dress over your head, followed with your bra, and you had it mostly off by the time you felt his presence at your bedroom’s entrance.

“So this is what I can give my blame to.” You turned to see what he was going on about, when you saw him holding the same little pink package you held not an hour earlier.

He was silent as he read the carton. Silently brooding.  “Bruce—”

“Hands and knees, Y/N. And don’t make me repeat it.”

Is he upset? You thought, but still you climbed onto the bed. Much too turned on to worry. What have you gotten yourself into?

You heard the whipping of his shirt as he pulled it off, followed by the rustling of his pants as they too fell to the floor. Then you felt the bed depress as he climbed on behind you.

“How do you want me to fuck you?” He asked. He lined himself up at your entrance, and gripped your hips as he awaited your answer.

He never said the word fuck when he referred to sex with you. Partly because he never fucked you. Nevertheless you softly answered, “Hard.” To which he replied,

“Tap out if you need me to stop.”

“I won’t want you to.”

“I sure hope not.”

And then the only coherent word you could form after, is the strangled yes that escaped your throat just after he rammed his dick into you.

It’s hard to keep your balance with the way he’s abusing your cunt. Your nails are clenching at the sheets, in a similar fashion to the way Bruce’s nails are digging into your skin. The sting it produces would be painful on any other day, but now it only riled you up. Suffice to say your pain and pleasure receptors were blurred and royally fucked up right now.

You began whimpering his name, and throwing your hand back in what he thought was to lessen the impact of his blows.

“Isn’t this what you wanted?” He grunted, staggering in his pace but snaking an arm around to roughly massage your chest.

“No, fuck me harder!” You screamed, the words leaving your mouth quicker than you can think about the consequences.

And though his voice (now much, much deeper than normal) warned, “You’re playing with fire, Y/N.” He gave you what you asked for.

Quicker sharper thrusts in and out of you made your arms collapse beneath you, as Banner set a brutal pace. And the new angle created by your arched back allowed him to sink deeper, and deeper into you.

“This feels so fucking good!” You cried into the sheets. And before long, you felt that familiar coil in the pit of your stomach threaten to snap as pleasure washed over you. “Don’t stop, baby!”

And he didn’t. No he didn’t even let up. Didn’t even falter, when your whines turned into screams. It was the same blend of merciless yet accurate strokes, even when your pussy began contracting around him again.

No, the milky glaze you left around his dick allowed him to slip in and out of you even quicker.

And though your body was sore and spent, it was far from satisfied. You moaned, and cried his name, lazily  trying (and failing) to push yourself back onto him to meet his hips with yours. But you stopped when you caught a glimpse of his hand as it fell beside yours.

His normally olive-toned fingers slowly began turning a shade of green. But before you could tap out, his pace staggered as he spilled his cum into you, letting out an almost animalistic groan.

He bought his hand back to your waist, and glued his hips to yours, forcing all of his cum into you. He slowly rocked his hips into you as waves of pleasure rippled off of him and into you, while he rode out his high, shamelessly moaning and whimpering just as you did earlier.

“Bruce?” you hesitantly called, “Baby you still with me?” but he didn’t answer. Instead after a few moments of hearing nothing but his steady breathing, you felt his lips on your spine, as he planted kisses down your back. His warm breath, and sweaty forehead lingered at the base, as he continued trying to catch his breath.

And though you were relieved, his lingering kisses on your spine had you wet all over again.

“You wanna tell me what the hell you were thinking?” He hissed through gritted teeth, as he laid down to get a better look at you. His eyes were hooded from exhaustion.

“About what?” You innocently asked, through a labored pant, a little too focused on other things to think about what he could mean.

“Geez, I don’t know. Maybe when you decided to take,—fuck,” He moaned out, before finishing his thought with, “a sexual enhancement.”

You smirked down at him, as you swayed your hips back and forth onto his dick. “You think it was a bad idea?”

“I didn’t say that” He retorted quickly, grabbing your hips to match your movements with his, as he rolled himself up into you. “I’m just saying…” He started slowly, a little too focused on other things to organize his thoughts, “Maybe you could give a guy a heads up next time.”

And as you took in his words, and took in him, you found yourself cumming again before you could ask, Where’s the fun in that?

Grinding down onto him slowly, you rode out your climax, with the aid of him fucking you threw it.  A sweaty, shaky mess you were, (your body not exactly equipped to lose so much water, on top of the strenuous activities) as you came undone on him, for what had to be the...well you don't know, you lost count.

Your body was hot to the touch and your throat was sore from all the moaning. So was your jaw, and even your mouth was dry from having it open for so long. Simply put, you were fucked out, and were finally ready to give it a rest.

As you laid down beside him, he draped his arm around your limp body, pulling you closer to him as he held you tight. The feeling of him was nice. His scent, much like it was earlier, was intoxicating. And he was warm and soft. The heat of his body just about coaxed you to sleep. But,

“Oh no, angel. We’re not doing this again.” He protested, when he felt your lips on his skin.

And then you chuckled when you recalled, “That’s what you said last time” before dragging your body on top of his.

A:N// Hi babes, tell me what you guys think :)

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So Pretty

Slurp her like a smoothie, swallow don’t spit that. Ay, kitty kat, Ms. Pussycat. You been a bad kitty, I’ma spank that.

Pairing: nomad!Steve Rogers x fem!reader

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, age gap kink (Reader is 18), spanking, oral (male & female receiving), daddy kink, rough sex, dirty talk

Words: 2082

Summary: You bootycall Steve when your parents are out of town and things get wild.

Notes: This is my submission for @sableseb​’s 1.5K Lyric Challenge Celebration. The lyric I chose was “You been a bad kitty, Imma spank that” - So Pretty by Reyanna Maria ft Tyga. Also I apologize for this, I am a whore for nomad!Steve and all his deepest darkest fantasies.

It was almost 1:30am and y/n couldn’t sleep, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram to pass the time. Her parents had left on an early flight that morning to Cancun for their special twentieth anniversary celebration, leaving y/n at home alone for the entire weekend. 

She didn’t mind being by herself in her family’s estate, she preferred it, but there was an itch she hadn’t quite been able to scratch all day. And by itch that meant her insatiable horniness. Ever since her sexual awakening earlier that year all she could think about was sex. And luckily, her virginity had been taken by none other than Captain fucking America himself. Well, he didn’t really go by that anymore, given the events that had unfolded with the Sokovia Accords. At this point he was just Steve, laying low to ensure that no one would find out his location.

They had met completely by accident at a dingy bar downtown. One of y/n’s best friends had heard from her older sister how the bartenders there were never able to tell the difference between real and fake IDs, and so that’s how y/n ended up at the bar that night. 

She had turned eighteen that summer and had just started her first year at college, the two wanting to celebrate with a few drinks. Y/N had just ordered her first mojito of the evening when she saw him. He was sitting a few seats down from her on the padded bar stool, nursing the beer in front of him. When he heard the girls approach, their smiles flashing brightly as they handed over their fakes to the clueless bartender, Steve couldn’t help but roll his eyes.

Y/N’s friend had gone to the bathroom, leaving y/n alone to wait for her drinks at the bar.

“You’re not that great an actress.” Steve commented, his stare trained on y/n.

She flipped her hair over her shoulder, furrowing her brows at him, pretending as if he was talking in a language she didn’t quite understand. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Steve slid his beer two seats down, moving so he was now sitting right beside her. He can smell the remnants of her spearmint gum on her lips. He leans into her ear, his voice lowering an octave.

“You’re not 21, you’re barely eighteen. I can practically smell your virgin pussy from here.”

And not long after that comment her dress was crumpled around her waist as she was getting railed in the bathroom sink of the men’s room. Her virginity was taken by a man she barely knew, and he took pleasure in every second of making her his personal fuck-toy.

Just the thought of their first encounter had her pussy throbbing, her finger clicking on the message app on her phone with a cheeky smile on her face.

Y/N: Come over, my parents are out of town 😘

Daddy 💋: What are you offering? 👀

Y/N: My kitty needs your attention 🐱

Daddy: Unlock the front door, be ready in 20

Y/N smiled at his text, her stomach flip flopping as she rushed downstairs to unlock the door, running quickly back up them and into her closet to find something more appropriate to wear. She had just been relaxing all day at home, donning a pair of black sweats and an old band tee. Running her fingers along the fabrics in her closet, she finally decided on her lacy black bodysuit that hugged her curves and pulled her tits in tight against her chest.

She knew exactly how he liked her when he came to visit: face down, ass up, and back arched, revealing her pretty kitty for him. Y/N got into position, hearing the click of the door opening and shutting five minutes later, his loud footsteps echoing up the stairs. Her pussy tightened as she heard his steps headed down the hallway towards her room, her heart racing in anticipation.

“There’s my pretty girl.” Steve’s eyes enveloped the sight of her ready for him, the lace accentuating her body perfectly. “And I see you remembered to listen to orders, that’s a good girl.”

He walked achingly slow towards the bed, crouching down behind her to examine her glistening folds. Steve swiped a finger against them, a dark chuckle escaping his lips. “God you’re so fucking wet, have you been like this all day? Couldn’t wait another minute so you had to text me late at night? Wanted to be stuffed with my fat cock before you go to sleep?” The words turn her on even further, bucking her ass back towards him to receive some form of friction.

“Now, now, pretty girl. You know how this works, use your words.” Y/N mewled on the bed, her eyes fluttering as she wiggled her ass back and forth for him. “Please daddy, want you to play with my pussy.” Steve’s chest swells with pride at her words, his cock already hard as a rock in his jeans. He moves his two pointer fingers, one on each side of her folds, spreading them apart to inspect her tight heat even further.

“So pretty, baby. Your pussy is just begging to be played with. Gonna eat you out real nice before you get fucked on daddy’s cock.” He leans closer to her cunt, licking a strip from her clit to her asshole, groaning at how her pussy juices taste on his tongue. He holds her pussy open further, spitting directly into her hole before diving his tongue in to lick inside of her. Y/N is letting out pornographic moans as his tongue swirls inside of her, her head lulling to the side against the bed.

“You taste delicious, be a good girl for me and push back on my tongue, want you to ride my face before daddy abuses your cunt with his cock.” He barely gets a chance to breathe before he’s diving back in, his thick beard getting soaked with her juices as she pushes her pussy back into his face, sitting back on it and fucking herself onto his tongue. The hair of his beard is tickling her clit which each thrust back, the familiar feeling pooling in the pit of her stomach.

“Fuck, daddy, feels so good, can I cum please?” Steve shakes his head against her, giving her a non-verbal okay as she spasms on his tongue, his big hands gripping her ass and holding her steady on his mouth, lapping up all the sweetness she had to offer. Y/N slowly comes back down from her high, panting as Steve pulls his head back from her, his beard coated in her slick.

“You did so good for me, baby.” He moves to stand behind her ass, throwing off his shirt, unbuttoning his jeans and stepping out of them and his boxers, his cock springing free against his chest. He strokes it languidly, his hand coming up and slapping against her bare ass-cheek, a soft cry leaving y/n’s lips from the sting.

“Turn around, be a good girl and get daddy’s cock nice and wet for your tight cunt.” Steve purrs, watching as y/n turns around to face him on her hands and knees, waiting at the edge of the bed and instinctively opening her mouth. Steve steps closer, rubbing his cock against her mouth, precum smearing on her bottom lip before he slowly pushes inside her mouth.

His hands move to grab onto her hair, holding his fistfuls up like the reigns on a horse, the perfect grips as he slides all the way inside, bottoming out at the back of her throat and watching as she gags trying to hold him there.

“C’mon, baby, I know you can take it.” Steve states, pulling his hips back so that his cock is on the edge of her bottom lip before slamming back in again, cutting off y/n’s air supply. He continues his movements back and forth, tears flowing from y/n’s eyes as she tries to relax her throat for him. One move forward has her choking hard, pulling off of him with a sputter, saliva running down her chin to her chest. She coughed a few times, Steve’s eyes growing dark as he tugs a fistful of her hair, making him look up at her.

“Did I say you could pull off my cock?” He asked, his erection bouncing in front of her face. Y/N shook her head, eyes wide and her mascara smeared from her tears. 

“N-No daddy.” Y/N stammered, her pussy clenching. “It was too deep daddy; I couldn’t take it.”

Steve’s face flashed fake sadness, his fingers trailing over the skin of her ass.

“You’ve been a bad kitty, I’ma spank that.” His hand moves off her and returns fiercely, popping her hard on her ass, y/n twitching from the contact. He spanks her one, two, three times before his hand rubs against her skin, watching the red indents from his fingers appearing on her skin.

“Now, do you think you can be a good girl for daddy again?” Y/N sniffles, wiping some of the tears that are streaming down her face, nodding her head eagerly.

“Yes daddy, just want to be your good girl.” She choked out, batting her long eyelashes at him. Steve walks over to the side of the bed, moving to rest his back against the headboard, sitting up with his cock in his hand. “Well then, come ride daddy’s cock and show me just how good you can be.”

Y/N turns around on the bed, crawling until she’s hovering over Steve’s thighs, lining up his cock with folds and swallowing down a lump in her throat. She slowly seats herself with his cock inside her, waiting as she adjusted to each inch before continuing to push down until she felt her thighs touch his chest. His big hands instinctively grab at her hips, holding her up as she starts to bounce on his cock.

His eyes stay glued to her chest as her tits bounce in the black lace, her nipples hardened against the fabric there. She’s moving up and down, her face completely fucked out in bliss, moans escaping with each push down onto his cock. 

“Daddy, please can I cum? Please!” She whines, her pussy leaking. His hands roughly pull her hips to him, a satisfied smile spreading on his face as she’s coming undone above him.

“Yes baby, cum on my cock, make a mess for daddy.” Y/N bounces down one more time before she stills, her walls milking his cock as she cums for a second time.

“God, you’re still so tight, you’d think that with all the abuse I give to your cunt that you wouldn’t be. You feel just like you did the day I took your virginity.” Her body lulls above him and Steve moves to push her back against the bed, pulling his cock out before slamming it back into her, holding her up by the back of her neck.

“You’re so fucked out, aren’t you? You came twice already; think you can give me a third?” Y/N mumbles something, her eyes blinking as stars form in her vision again, cumming for the third time with his cock deep inside of her. 

“That’s a good girl, look at you going all stupid on my cock. Haven’t let anyone else fuck this pussy since you met daddy, huh? I’m the one who owns your dumb holes.” Y/N whines below him, her body dragging back against the comforter with each of his thrusts.

“You like that idea, don’t you baby? Owning you and never letting another man touch you, ruining your holes forever.” He quickened his pace inside of her, his orgasm building. “Bet you’d let me stick my fat cock in your ass too, watch your dumb baby brain switch off when I fill your ass full of my cum.” Steve shakes her head gently for her to make eye contact with him, holding her stare as his breathing becomes ragged.

“Gonna fill up this pussy baby.” He announces, his hips stuttering to a halt as he paints her walls with his cum, letting his cum completely unload inside of her before pulling out slowly, watching as his cum and hers starts to leak out of her pussy onto the bed.

Steve leans over the bed and tosses his shirt at her, a devilish smile on his lips. “Clean up your mess, I’m not done with you tonight.”

 Tagging those who may be interested: @serendipityrogers, @fuckandfluff, @blackwiddows​, @my-divine-death​ @turtoix