#eating black pussycats

[liewithm3]

Firemen, Real Heroes.

So if I were trapped in my hi-tech EV by some DEI hire, wrapped myself in your Personal Hero Fire Blanket... and could still breathe somehow, how long do you think I'd have until you guys got there?

And what if the EV started on fire?

[ghosty-writes-23]

I'm Home Sweetheart. - Leon S Kennedy.

!TAGS!: Fluff, Leon being husband material, NSFW Content, !CONSENT IS KEY!, Body worship, !WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT!, Choking, Breathplay, Size kink, Spit play, Doggystyle, Blow Job, Eating out, 69, Dom!Leon, Aftercare.

Pairing: DI!Husband!Leon + Fem!Reader.

Rating: Mature.

Summary: “Tell me about your book sweetheart, I want to recreate those scenes with you.”  Where your kind and caring husband Leon comes home early from a mission and surprises you by building a private in-home library as you were starting to run out of space to keep your precious books and wants to recreate your favourite scenes from your favourite authors.

Word Count: 3.7k

Thank you for all the support, it means alot❤️

-Ghosty❤️

Ada's Version.

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18+ Content // Minors DO NOT Interact // 18+ Content.

Using your teeth to pull open the bottle cap top of the ice cold orange juice, you took a few huge mouthfuls as you waited for the stop light to turn green, the drink was cold and refreshing causing a shiver to run though your body as you placed the bottle on the passenger's seat. Today you were coming back from annual and yearly no boyfriends or husbands girls vacation weekend you and your best friend always planned since you were in high school.

The trip started out innocently just spending the day at the spa getting your nails done and relaxing, to only end up going clubbing last night and dancing on the table to when I grow up by the pussycat dolls in 6 inch stiletto heels. As much as you loved the girls' vacation and letting loose for a couple days, you couldn’t wait to get home and curl up next to your husband, with a spicy enemies to lovers book with your dog Ace cuddled into your side.

Ace is an old German shepherd that is also an ex police dog whose owner was killed in the line of duty, the poor dog was so confused on why his owner and handler didn’t come back, he would wait for his older owner to return, as time went on Ace grew more and more depressed he refused to work with anybody else or be social with other dogs.

It go so bad that the police department thought it would be better to put Ace up for adoption and hope he would find a loving forever home but Ace just stayed in his kennel hiding away, he refused to eat and would growl at anybody who came near him.

That was until he met your husband of 8 years Leon who was looking for a dog that could protect you while he was away on missions, but also he could play around with at the park or at home when he had time off, the moment the two of them meet they were inseparable and Leon rushed to adopt him that day and after waiting for a week you both welcomed Ace into your little family and you both became the dogs whole world.

Always coming for cuddles and acting like a huge baby even letting you put Leon’s sunglasses on him and take pictures, it filled your heart with so much joy when Ace started putting on weight and started looking healthier.

Then you have your sweet little Oreo who was just your average black cat with white little paws and little face markings with one marking on her chest that looks like a heart, she was a stray when you first found her huddled in a small box on a stormy night outside your mom’s bakery, she was so small and fragile you didn’t think she would make it through the night, she was really skinny and her fur was matted to her skin nearly, she must of been abandoned at a very young age which broke your heart. 

She had no collar and no microchip so it was pointless trying to find her old owners. So that night you wrapped her up in your warm woolly scarf and took her home, where both you and Leon very gently brushed her fur, clipped her nails and gave her some food and water after you asked Leon to get some kitten food before you got home. She warmed up to you both but she mostly stuck to your side always wanting cuddles and pets.

You ended up adopting her a few days later after she passed all the vet checks and got her vaccinations, she was a little cautious of Leon since he smelt like Ace, but Ace was a good boy and let Oreo get used to him, even if it meant he got bit and clawed at a few times but slowly they became friends, then even shared Ace’s bed on cold nights and play with their toys with each other.

When the stoplight finally turned green you started driving down the main highway listening to the music that softly played in your car, distracting you from the slightly throbbing pain in your head from your dull hangover. The drive home was quick and you pulled into your garage within 10 minutes, the throbbing in your head subsided and you didn't feel as bad but you where really hungry.

Getting out you grabbed your bag and started heading inside to where you could hear Ace happily barking at the front door, you could even hear his tippy tappy paws, it caused you to smile thinking somebody was excited that you were home. 

“Hey Baby.” You say happily after opening the front door, Ace was running around your legs, his tail wagging so fast it was almost like a dark blur as he was barking, it was so sweet, you heard Oreo meow from the small table by the door as if she was saying welcome home, putting your bag down you kneeled down and started petting ace and gave Oreo’s head a soft kiss.

“Yes yes I missed you guys too.” you say as Oreo rubbed her face on your cheek and Ace was nuzzling into your hand. “Where you talking to me sweetheart.” Your husband Leon says with a soft chuckle, causing you to look at him wide eyed before running over and hugging Leon tightly. “Your back early.” you say happily wrapping your arms around his neck, his large arms wrapped around your waist pulling your body closer to him. 

“Surprise.” he says as you nuzzle into his chest, you were so glad your husband was home in one piece. “Why didn’t you tell me?” you whined softly hitting his shoulder causing him to laugh before he grabbed your smaller hand in his larger one. “Because I have a surprise for you.” he hints as he starts walking down the hallway of your house, you were a little confused but you followed your husband anyway.

Soon you found yourself outside your storage room, it was a spare bedroom you and Leon used for storage since it was pretty spacious and you didn't really use it, pulling out a key from his pocket Leon slid the key into lock and softly popped open the door. “Go inside.” Leon says, by his tone you could tell he was excited for you to see his surprise, pushing the door open you gasped softly, your one messy and chaotic storage room was turned into an in-home library. 

There was black floor to ceiling bookshelves filled with your books and some new ones you recognized, there was also a small wooden ladder that travel down the bookshelves, a fluffy rug on the ground, your window seat was decorated with comfy pillows and a blanket, there was a small coffee table in the middle of the room with a container with bookmarks, colorful page tabs, highlighters fine tip pens, and a blackberry and guava scented candle accompanied by a box of matches, in the far right conner was a little coffee and tea station where you could make a hot drink and cozy up with one of your books, The room felt warm and cozy, you could feel your eyes tearing up at the sight.

“Leon…” you say quietly, your voice cracking slightly, you looked up at your husband teary eyed to which he softly cupped your cheek and kissed you softly. “Happy valentines day, I wanted you to have a place for all your books since they were kind of taking over the house.” he says with a chuckle as he rested his forehead on yours as his rough thumb stroked the soft skin of your cheek, it would explain the black paint smudge on his face.

“I love you so much.” you say wrapping your arms around his neck, sometimes you felt like you didn’t deserve Leon. “Not as much as I love you sweetheart.” he says as he gives your hips a slight squeeze.

Later That Night 

You where cozied up in your little library reading one of the new books Leon had purchased you, it was a spicy romance novel that has a few dark twists, just as you were about to turn to the next page your library door opened and saw Leon was leaning against the doorframe with his arms crossed over his chest he must of come back from his night run with Ace.

When your gaze met his there was a soft and gentle look in his baby blue eyes as he took in the sight of you reading your book, the soft light of the lamp casting a warm glow on your skin, to him you where Leon’s little slice of heaven from the rest of the chaos in his world.

“What's this book about?” Leon asked with curiosity as he walked into your library and rested his chin on your shoulder, his stubble tickling the side of your face. “A spicy forbidden romance between a DEA agent and a criminal mastermind.” you tell him with a small giddy look on your face, it was no secret that you had an ‘interest’ in forbidden romances but Leon was no stranger to that.

“Do you like a man in uniform?” he mumbled deeply in your ear as he started to press soft kisses to your neck, a soft sigh left your lips as you bit your bottom lip. 

“You know I do.” you say as your eyes flutter closed enjoying the loving affection from your husband, your book now just a passing thought. “How about you put your book down and get that pretty little ass upstairs.” Leon suggests against your ear, his voice a few octaves deeper causing you to squeeze your thighs slightly, you felt one of his hands make its way from your hip up your stomach and chest before he wrapped his fingers around your neck and gave it a light squeeze causing a soft whine to leave your lips.

“Okay.” you say looking up at him through your lashes, releasing your neck he placed an innocent kiss on your forehead before you started making your way to your shared bedroom upstairs.

Once you made it to your shared bedroom you could hear Leon doing something downstairs, but you just went and waited on your bed for him with your hands in your lap, after a couple moments you could hear his heavy footsteps coming up the steps “he must be wearing his boots.” you thought and when he came into view all the moisture in your mouth evaporated, thighs squeezed together and your pussy clenched. 

There Leon stood in his work clothing which consisted of a navy blue short sleeve top that was tight around his biceps, dark grey cargo jeans and black combat boots, but what really caught your eyes was the grey tactical vest that was strapped around his front and back. You felt yourself gulping slightly as you looked at your husband up and down, “I’m in danger.” you thought but you couldn’t help but be excited.

“Like what you see doll?” Leon asked, there was a slight tease in his tone as he walked over to you and gently grabbed your chin with his gloved hand, you nodded your head not trusting your voice as you nuzzled your face into his hand, hearing a soft chuckle you felt Leon gently tug your face up before he gently kissed you, his lips were warm and soft his kiss gentle and sweet.

Feeling his hand move away from your chin you felt him start to strip you of your oversized shirt that was clearly his, only breaking the kiss for a second to tug his your shirt off then tossing it on the ground before reconnecting your lips again, you feel back onto your plush bed one of his knees in between your legs as he hovered over you.

Your fingers found their way into his dark hair and gently tugged on his roots, earning you a soft groan from your husband as he tugged your leggings off your legs leaving you in your bra and panties. When Leon finally broke the kiss you looked up at each other breathing heavily, nothing but love and affection swimming in both your eyes for each other.

One of his gloved hands rests on your cheek, his thumb tracing your bottom lip sticking your tongue out slightly you ran it up the front of his glove before taking his gloved thumb into your mouth and gently sucking. 

“And you say I'm a tease princess.” Leon groaned, cheekily you gently bit his thumb and your teeth leaving a little imprint in his glove, before you leaned up and kissed him then used your strength to push Leon over onto the other side of the bed then straddle his waist, you felt his eyes on you but you where on a mission you wanted to pay Leon back for the library and the thoughtfulness then went into the idea.

You unclipped his tactical vest and placed on the ground be your bed before you trailed gentle kisses down his clothed chest and stomach as your hands worked on unbutton his pants and tugging them down his legs leaving him in his underwear. 

When you finally reached the top of his underwear that had a wet patch, you gently tugged them down revealing his hard cock that was leaking precum everywhere, you looked up at Leon as if to ask permission Leon nodded his head and ran his fingers through your hair and held it in a makeshift ponytail so your hair didn’t get in your eyes.

Smiling soft you let your tongue run up the side before you wrapped your lips around the tip and slowly began to bob your head you could feel every vein and ridge, he was heavy on your tongue but there was a small comfort, you made yourself at home placing your hands on his muscular thighs as you set a smooth pace.

Slowly bobbing your head occasionally he would hit the back of your throat, causing tears to prick your eyes but you blinked them away quickly.

Above you could hear Leon groaning and giving you soft praises of “such a good girl” and “feels so good darling.” the praise sent heat to your cheeks and kept you going, you wanted to make him feel good, you wanted to be his good girl.

You could feel your jaw was being to hurt slightly when your suddenly pulled off, breathing heavily saliva coating your slightly swollen lips a soft whine leaving your throat as you looked at your husband with a pout, he was breathing heavily his cheeks were slightly pink.

“Want to make you feel good too.” Leon says before you can think about what he said he pulls your lower half over his face, his stubble tickling the inside of your thighs, you could feel his warm breath on the wet patch of your panties causing you to clench around nothing and a soft whine to leave your lips.

When you felt him move your panties to the side and his tongue ran up your folds, a soft moan left your lips as you slightly arched your back. You could feel the heat running through your body as he feasted on you, as if he was in his own little world with his tongue deep inside you. 

Feeling his wrap his arms around your hips to keep you in place, you went back to giving him the same pleasure, your pillowy lips wrapping around his cock again and bobbing your head at a steady pace with your cheeks slightly sucked in.

You could feel him twitching in your mouth, you pulled away slightly and swirled your tongue around his tip causing his hips to jolt slightly you knew he was close, but so where you as your thighs shook slightly around his head. 

“Fuck doll cumming.” Leon groaned before you pushed him all the way down your throat, a few tears rolling down your cheeks at the sudden intrusion but you ignored the pain as your throat muscles tightened around him.

Leon came down your throat with a deep groan and even slightly bucked his hips, you soon followed and came with a loud moan, pulling away slightly you breathed heavily and wiped your mouth. Leon was breathing heavily but there was a huge grin on his face as he moved so now he was hovering over you. 

“Another round princess?” he asked as he reached into the bedside table and pulled out a silver square, you could barely pull a thought together but you nodded your head and let your husband position you how he wanted, lucky this time you were laid on your stomach with a pillow under your hips, your head resting against your pillow and soft hum leaving your lips as you where in a comfortable position.

You heard the sound of the condom packet being torn open and the lid of a lube bottle being cracked opened, it wasn’t that you weren't used to Leon’s size but sometimes it made it more comfortable, you heard the sound of the rest of his clothes hit the ground beside the bed as he stripped off, he even carefully took your soaked panties off and tossed them onto the pile of his clothes.

“Cold.” you whined softly as a shiver went down your spine, you felt Leon placed a small blob over your slit and gently rub it in. “I know sweetheart, you'll warm up soon princess I promise.” Leon says before you felt him at your entrance, you closed your eyes and waited for the familiar stretch, a soft moan left your lips as he slowly pushed in being careful and soon bottomed out a soft groan leaving both of your lips as you felt each other.

“Fuck.” you cursed as you placed your face into your pillow, no matter how many times you take him, he always overwhelms you with how good he makes you feel. 

“Are you ok?” Leon asked when you felt him gently kiss your shoulder, when he was this gentle with you it made your heart skip a beat, you nodded your head and gave him a smile as you leaned up and softly kissed her cheek.

“I’m ok but I do have one request?” you say when you notice he is still wearing the gloves on his hands, you saw him glance between you and his hands a small smirk on his face as he already knew what you were asking him for, moving his arm his bicep wrapped snug around your neck giving a soft squeeze Leon began to thrust slowly, teasingly but you here in heaven with his bicep around your neck.

“Such a dirty little girl, do you like it when I choke you? Deprive you of oxygen until you nearly pass out.” Leon asked his tone was mean and nasty as the pace of his thrusts picked up, your brain was going fuzzy you couldn’t focus on anything else but him.

You loved it when Leon was your kind and sweet husband but deep deep down a part of you liked it when he was mean and dominant, it made you feel so small being under him, his body towering over yours, his muscles and strength double if not triple then yours and it was such a turn on.

“Yes I do.” you choked out as you looked up at your husband, there was a smirk on his face as he thrusted into your soaked pussy, your gummy walls sucking him in and never wanting him to leave.

“Open.” he demanded and you opened your mouth without hesitation then you felt Leon spit into your mouth making you feel even dirtier, but you loved it and grinned up at him almost as if you were a crazed woman, you swallowed before you opened your mouth again and stick out your tongue. 

“Fuck I love you so much.” Leon groaned his voice deeper as he tightened his bicep around your neck, causing small spots to come into your version. You knew your safe word but you didn’t want to use it, this feeling felt like pure ecstasy and you were floating. “You close darling?” you heard Leon ask and you nodded your head feeling the familiar tightening in your stomach.

“Yes.” you choked out in between moans, your thighs were trembling and your head was feeling foggy. “Cumming.” you cry out as you let out a high pitch moan and came around Leon, you felt him soon follow. After a couple minutes you slowly felt him pull out then discard the used condom in the rubbish.

an hour later 

You were freshly showered and dressed in one of Leon’s shirts and a pair of panties, you both were relaxing in bed cuddled into Leon with Ace sleeping in his dog bed next to the window and Oreo resting and purring in between you and Leon. 

“I wasn’t too rough was I?” you heard Leon asked as he was tracing his thumb on your hip bone under his shirt you were wearing. “No, you were perfect as always.” you say you press a kiss to the top of his bare chest that had a few old scars, this caused him to smile and pull you closer to him being careful of Oreo as he doesn’t want to be attacked by her again.

“Happy Valentine's Day doll.” Leon says as he kisses your head and makes sure both you and Oreo are comfortable on the bed, “Happy Valentine's Day honey.” you say as you leaned up and softly kissed him, grateful to have a husband as kind, caring and gentle as Leon….

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[holybibly]

hiiii :> im new here. I’ve never sent anything like this, or anything at all honestly because I get really shy:( I love your writing hehehe it’s very 😳 im sorry to be upfront 😖 but could I request some yunho.. thoughts? AHHHHH im too shy to say it omg🥲🥲🥲 hishandsandhimjusthimbeingadomiwanthimtodestroymeomg. I read your unholy thought of the day for yunho on the fourth, and 😵‍💫😵‍💫 I can’t seem to get him out of my head. M SORRYYY i sound so needy it’s embarrassing.

Your wishes are my commands, my sweet bunnies. If you want more unholy thoughts with Yunho, here you go.

Unholy thoughts of the day, my bunnies: Sometimes Yunho just wants to be a good boy for you and let you use him like a toy. Or Yunho wants to return the favour and warm your pussy with his mouth while you're chatting carelessly on the phone.

You made yourself comfortable on the bed with your legs bent and spread wide apart as you continued to talk to your best friend on the phone, discussing your trip to Jeju together next month. Yunho was lying on his stomach between your legs, mooing softly and contentedly as he pressed his handsome face against your pussy. In this position, you could easily see his plump, bare buttocks peeking seductively out from under the edge of his oversized, homely t-shirt. 

As he began to wriggle slightly, trying to find a more comfortable position, you could catch a glimpse of his thick, large cock with its swollen veins and black vibrating ring at the base. The swollen head was red and shiny from the copious amounts of pre-cum that had leaked out, and you unconsciously licked your lips, thinking how good it would taste when you finally took his cock in your mouth. It was strange, and you know many would consider you a pervert, but sometimes you just wanted to suck his cock and heavy testicles like a favourite pacifier, not for sexual pleasure but just for comfort. Just like Yunho liked to keep his fingers deep inside you, feeling your slippery, warm walls clinging greedily around them. You were a dirty couple; sue you for that.

He purrs softly, drawing your attention back to him, and you stroke his hair as that moist, soft mouth completely surrounds your tiny pussy, providing warmth, and you can feel the faintest hint of his tongue pressing against your tender folds and labia, but nothing more.  You've only recently started practicing pussywarming with him, and you have to say it's been an exciting experience. You loved warming Yunho's huge, delicious cock in your tight cunt, but your gorgeous boyfriend thought it only fair to return the favour and warm his sweet girl with his mouth while you went about your routine business. 

You weren't surprised at all by his desire, Yunho loved to eat pussy and he was amazing at it, you loved how messy and sloppy a eater he was, always greedy and slobbering licking your cunt and pulling as many orgasms out of you as he could before you begged him to stop, although even that wasn't much of a reason for him to stop swirling his tongue around your tiny hole. You also practiced 'free use' by refusing to wear any underwear at home and sometimes outside.

You were so excited to try something new and please your boyfriend, but damn if anyone told you it was going to be as easy as it seemed.

At first it was an unbearable pleasure, almost on the verge of pain, when Yunho had to restrain himself with all his might from licking you like crazy and sucking your cute clit into his insatiable mouth, wrapping his lips around it, and sipping it every now and then. But the more you did it, the easier it became, and now Yunho was warming your pussycat with his mouth like a champion. Spend hours between your legs while you were doing your usual things. You don't want your friend to hear your next words, so you put your phone away.

"You look so sweet, baby." You pull his hair harder, and he looks up at you with his huge eyes clouded with pleasure, carefully dipping the tip of his tongue into your slit. "You make me feel so good, Yuyu."

He lets out a low moan at your praise, bobbing his head up and down a little as if you were riding on his face to heighten pleasure, and your thighs tremble a little at the delicious stimulation. Yunho lifts his hips off the bed and slides his hand underneath to stroke his needy cock. The soft fabric of his shirt slides all the way down the curve of his ass and to his waist, exposing his buttocks, and you bite your bottom lip from the seductive sight.

This also serves as a signal for you to end the conversation quickly and let him fuck your pussy properly.

"Yuri, I'm sorry, but I have to go; Yunho and I have plans for tonight." You smile as you see Yunho's eyes darken and become heavy with sensual anticipation, and he no longer holds back, starting to tickle your clit quickly and jerkily with the tip of his tongue. You almost scream, ignoring your friend and hastily pressing the end call button. "Oh fuck, Yunho."

He finally releases your cunt from his mouth, only to spit into it and immediately smear his drool all over your folds with his tongue.

"Are you going to sit on my face or am I going to fold you in half, princess?" He purrs before wrapping his lips around your clit and tugging. You arch your hips and pull his hair roughly.

"How about 69, baby? I want to taste you too."

[holylulusworld]

How to free a demon (3)

Summary: You try to free the demon you didn’t summon.  

Pairing: Demon!Dean x Librarian!Reader

Warnings: cocky Demon!Dean, mentions of hell/torture/demon deals/, flirting, tension, implied smut, fun, fluff

Catch up here: How to keep a demon (2)

“Fuck, I still got it in me. My mojo is back, sweetheart,” your demon purrs your name and nips at the inside of your thigh. This time, he got it up. More than once, to be precise. “Hmm…good thing you didn’t make a wish.”

“I can’t believe you tried to talk me into selling my soul. You knew what happened down there,” you grumble. “Even worse, I let you turn my life upside down.”

“I made it up to you, right?” Dean looks up at you from between your legs. His favorite meal seems to be your cunt lately. He can’t get enough. “I could make it up to you again and again.”

“Dean, no,” you groan and push against his head. “Not again. I’m already sore.” You whine and try to wiggle out of his grip. “Stop! I need to get up and take a shower. Sam needs my help with one of the books. He wants me to translate it.”

“Boring,” Dean nuzzles your crotch, sighing deeply. He’s not sure if he wants to be the normal guy again. His demonic powers protected you and him until now. If Sam can cure him, he’ll lose his powers and be back to running in circles to keep the people he loves safe. “Let’s stay here and do naughty things.”

“No, let’s get up,” you grumble. “Dean, come on. Do you want the short guy to come back and drag you down to hell? We don’t know if he doesn’t find a way to break the bond protecting us.”

The demon coughs. He was bouncing ideas and options while you were sleeping too. If he goes back to Crowley, there is no guarantee the king of hell won’t hurt you or his brother. If he stays, there’s the chance that Crowley finds a way to get back at you and Dean too.

“What if,” Dean tries to talk you into not curing him, “you don’t cure me.”

“No, Winchester. We will cure your demonic ass. I don’t want to wake up to a guy with black eyes eating my pussycat. I want the green-eyed cocky guy to do it.”

Dean grins. “I knew you’d end up addicted to me, sweetheart. I still got it in me to steal hearts.” His features sadden, and he sighs deeply. “I know you want me to become human again, but giving up my powers will weaken us, Y/N.”

“Sam said he knows what he’s doing. He can cure you, and it won’t change a thing,” you pat his head. “I left my old life behind. I’ll stay here and help you with research and stuff.”

“I wasn’t scared of losing you,” he huffs. “I’m a big bad demon. No one breaks my heart or scares me. I faced worse than a cocky sweetheart wanting to steal my heart.”

You smirk. “I’ll hold your hand throughout the whole procedure. I won’t leave you alone. Please give Sam the chance to get his brother back. He tried to get you out of hell for eight years. Do you know how hard it was for him to fail every time?”

Dean nods thoughtfully. The last thing he wants is for Sam to feel guilty. He knows his brother, and Bobby tried anything to get him out of hell. Dean made the deal, and he was ready to pay his dues.

“Winchester! Come out! You still owe me. I gave you your body and life back! You will pay for the deal you made!” Crowley, the king of hell, yells outside the bunker. “Dean Winchester, don’t think I won’t destroy this little hideout! I’m losing my patience here.”

“Aw, look at the big bad tiny wolf standing in front of a fortress he cannot tear down.” You giggle and wink at Crowley. The demon flashes his eyes red to scare you. “Get off my lawn, king of shit. You won’t get my demon back! He paid his dues. Eight years! He collected souls for you for eight years!”

“He didn’t pay back his debts!” Crowley steps closer to the bunker and sneers at you. “I own him. He’s my demon!”

“I own his cocky ass, king of shit!” You aim a gun filled with devil’s trap bullets at him. “Devil’s trap bullets, you son of a bitch. One step closer, and you are history.”

“You dare to threaten me?” Crowley sneers. “I’m bloody Crowley!”

“Well, shit. I’m bloody Y/N, the owner of Dean Winchester’s cocky ass. Please excuse us now. We will free him off you!”

“Hey! You can’t just leave!” Crowley yells when you go back inside and slam the door shut. “I’m the king of hell! Do not disrespect me!”

“What did you do outside?” Sam rubs his tired eyes. For hours, he tried to cure his brother. “I told you not to leave the bunker. Crowley is out for blood.”

“I made sure the king of shit knows his place,” you casually say. “If he dares touch on my demon, he’ll regret it.”

“Sorry to disappoint,” Dean slowly walks toward you. He grunts as he feels like he got under the bus twice: “My cocky ass is human now.”

“Awesome,” you say, and wrap one arm around his waistline to help Dean walk toward his room. “Your ass still belongs to me, right?”

“Of course, Y/N,” he chuckles. “It belongs only to you.”

Sam watches you and Dean laugh. He sighs deeply. Dean is cured, but Crowley is still out for blood.

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[redfoxwritesstuff]

Intoxicating Kisses

Summary: Valentino is always on the lookout for the next big star. You catch his eye at the New Year's Eve party at the club. A lovely cat demon, just on the edge of beginning your heat. A sinner like you could easily become the next Angel Dust, he just had to make the offer. Would you accept? CW: Blowjobs, dubcon kiss, nonconsensual intoxication, Val is his own warning, drug use

Valentino sat on the couch in the VIP section of the club, a pink haze wafting through the air from his cigarette. His eyes ran over the bodies moving below, searching even as a man knelt between his legs, bobbing his head up and down on his cock. It was far from a stellar performance, but he didn’t mind having his cock stowed away in a nice, warm place as he passed the time, looking for what he hoped would be his next star. 

There wasn’t a lot to strike his interest until he saw you. Your ears twitched and your tail swayed with your body as you danced. Even from a distance, over the smell of alcohol and the cherry tinged smell of his cigarettes, he could smell the warm heat of you. 

You were so close to coming into your heat. Long, lean limbs moved with the music, highlighting your feline nature. Were you covered in a fine fur, like so many in hell, or did you keep the lovely soft skin that sinners were oh so eager to pay extra for? 

“That one.” Valentino leaned over to where Angel Dust lounged, strung out on some drug or another. His eyes blinked lazily back at the moth demon. “Bring her to me.” 

“Sure,” Angel’s words slurred. “Sure thing, Val.” 

Valentino watched as Angel Dust made his way through the crowd. He lifted his foot and planted his heeled boot on the chest of the sinner on his knees, slurping at his cock dutifully. His black eyes looked up at the man he had only recently sold his soul to as he sucked harder at the cock he strained to wrap his lips round. 

Valentino pushed him back with such force he hit the ground with a thud, air knocking from his lungs. The sound of his mouth ripping from Valentino’s cock was choked and wet, accented by the sound of Valentino’s wet cock slapping against his abdomen. 

“Go find someone to pay for your services.” Valentino ordered, working his still stiff and throbbing cock into the tight confines of his pants as he watched you following Angel Dust through the crowd. 

Angel Dust led you, hand wrapped around your wrist, confidently through the sea of bodies. They parted easily for him. He was the Angel Dust, and with Valentino at the club, no one would give him any grief. 

“Where are we going?” you whispered, heart pounding in your chest. 

“You caught my boss’ eye.” Angel Dust said with a shrug. “He wants to say ‘hey’.” 

You chewed your lip as he pulled you along. With each step you took, your long tail, just slightly fluffy, brushed against hot, sweaty bodies. The last thing you wanted to do was go near the porn overlord, but when an overlord wanted to see you, you went. Doing anything less was a great way to die… again and again and again until they got bored or shattered your soul. 

“You wanted to see me, sir?” Your voice trembled as you stood before the intimidating man. 

“Sit down, chica!” Valentino patted the seat next to him with a large, violet hand. 

For a moment, you hesitated before Angel Dust guided you toward the seat. “He doesn’t bite,” he whispered in your eat. “Unless you’re into that.” 

You were not. You were not into anything about Valentino other than getting the fuck away from him. 

As you settled into the seat, Angel Dust returned to his armchair. Long legs swung over the arm as he took a long drink from a bottle. It took only moments for him to return to his dazed state, enjoying the feeling of substances running through his body. 

“You wanted to see me?” You struggled to force your voice to work. 

“You’re a pretty girl, pussycat.” Valentino blew smoke into your face, causing your nose to wrinkle at the acrid, artificial cherry scent. “How good are you at sucking dick?” 

“No, thank you.” You tried to stand only for Valentino to wrap a hand around your biceps and pull you back into your seat. 

“Don’t you want to be famous?” he purred as he leaned toward you. 

“Not, really.” You forced a smile to your face. “I should get back to the party. It’s going to be time to countdown and I- I’ve got someone waiting to kiss at midnight.” 

“Do you now?” Valentino laughed. 

“Yes,” you said, voice lacking the strength you had wanted to put into it. 

“I’ve been watching you, chica.” Valentino spoke as he caught your chin in his hand, fingers digging into the skin painfully. “You’ve hardly spoken to anyone. You haven’t even lingered with anyone in particular for long. Do not lie to me.” 

“I’m-” The sweet smell of his smoke wrapped around you. You were not lying. There was a woman. You’d had your eyes on her all night, too scared to approach her for fear that she’d reject you. 

“Don’t you want a job?” His purr held promise in your ear, breath causing the little fur like hairs to tickle the side of your face. 

“No,” you forced your voice to reflect the sureness you felt in your heart. “I’m- Thank you for the offer but I did… that… in my life. I don’t… It’s not something I want in my afterlife. Thank you for your kind offer. I should go…” 

“Aww,” Valentino cooed. “You don’t have to leave. I don’t make bitches work for me. That’s not my thing.” 

You were far from sure that he was telling you the truth. There was one thing you had learned quickly in hell- you trusted no one until they proved themselves to be trustworthy and even then, you slept with one eye open. 

“Ten!” the crowd screamed, bodies swaying and moving with the music they shouted over. “Nine! Eight!” 

“You can relax,” Valentino wrapped you in his arms, pulling your tensed body into his lap. 

“Seven!” Voices rang out all around you. “Six!” 

“It looks like you won’t have enough time to find someone to kiss.” Valentino’s smoke wrapped around you. 

“Five! Four!” Your heart beat faster in your chest, mind struggling to fight off against the pull of his smoke. “Three!”

“You don’t have time to find someone to kiss.” Smoke puffed from between his lips with every word he said. “If you won’t work for me, at least give me the-” He ran his fingers down your arms as another hand rested on your hip. “Honor of being your new year’s kiss?” 

“Two!” 

“Okay,” you whispered, not really knowing how to say no without getting yourself into more trouble with the powerful overlord. 

“One!” 

“Good girl.” Valentino purred as he pulled your face up to meet his. 

Lips sealed over yours in a kiss that hinted at the potential of sweetness. Against your better judgement, you rested your hand on the firm expanse of his exposed chest. You could feel him, hard and twitching in his pants as he held you to him. He devoured everything you had to offer, taking ownership of your mouth easily. 

He pulled your body against him, slipping his tongue into your mouth greedily. He kissed you as if he was fucking you, stealing every moan and sigh from your mouth. Each pass of his tongue over yours had your mind growing foggy. 

“Happy New Year!” The sound of voices struggled to fight through the cloud that settled in your mind. 

“Thank you,” you said, pulling yourself away from the moth demon, working your way from his arms. 

He let you go, smiling as you stumbled away from him. You struggled, staggering down the stairs as you made your escape. Each breath you took of clean air cleared your mind, letting you grow steadier on your feet. 

That was just fine with Valentino. You looked damn good walking away from him, tail swaying with every step you took. 

You may have turned down his offer right now, but you would work for him. Valentino would see to it that you would. You had the makings of the next big star and you would be his.

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[evita-shelby]

12 Days of Smuff:

Day 12: Candlelight and Collaring

Luca Changretta x Eva Smith

cw: smut, dom/sub dynamic(m dom/ f sub), collaring kink, master/slave dynamic, blowjob, cum eating, slight degradtion kink, breeding kink

The ring on the choker twinkles in the candlelight making him think up of ways to remind the witch he was her master and she, his slave. The Italian Capo had not expected the Maga to be into that, but God did it feel great to have a cultured lady in the streets and a filthy whore in his bed.

“You’re playing with fire, pussycat.” Luca toys with the heart shaped ring hanging at the center of the black choker.

Eva is not fond of playing by the rules.

He should’ve known she’d made this dinner a game for just the two of them.

But the witch looks good in the collar masked as a simple choker.

“Maybe you should remind me what my place is.” She's in a mood to be the submissive one tonight. The witch can switch things up and have him on his knees for her, but tonight she wants her husband to put her in her fucking place. “Besides, they won’t know what it means, and if they do, well, you get to punish me all night long, Luca.”

This kink of theirs was reprieve for her. A reprieve of being the most powerful woman in the world and the deity the Black Hand owes all its successes to. Spinetta has been running her ragged to ensure this next fight with the gangs encroaching on their territories goes as it should, it is no wonder why the witch decided to wear the collar to show she is the submissive wife of Spinetta’s biggest threat.

To be relegated to chattel and be used like the whores his younger brother likes too much.

“Behave for me and I might be a good master to you.” Luca smirked before taking them back to the candlelight dining room.

And she does, she is the perfect wife and hostess who has their guests completely unaware of how easily she gives her husband the leash that came with the collar. They think she is the one in charge even in their marriage, and yet the collar winking at them in the candlelight tells a different story.

“Have I been good, master?” Eva asked in the now empty dining room, the candlelight giving her beauty a mystical feel to her. Like a creature created solely by God for Luca’s pleasure.

He sits at the host’s chair and beckons his wife closer until she is kneeling between his spread knees.

“Yes, you behaved so good for me I might get you a better collar for more nights like these.” The older man put on the leash they hide on their bedside drawer along with all the naughty things their Leonardo isn’t allowed to know about.

There had been close calls, but the boy luckily remained unaware of the sordid fucking that produced him and would give him a sister.

“A gold one with emeralds to go with the earrings you got me for my birthday.” The witch suggests revealing she knows what one of his gifts to her this year will be.

“Ask your master nicely, pussycat.” The Italian tugged at the leash and his witch of a wife obediently undid his trousers with great care and waiting for his command even if her eyes are dark with anticipation of what happens next.

Luca would fuck her face here in the dining room with the expensive candles and wipe his seed off her pretty with the linens even his boss cannot afford. Then he intends to bend her over the table and be as rough as the witch can handle him being.

“Please, master, may I get a new collar, so everyone knows I belong only to you?” the witch asks desperate to take his cock into her wicked mouth and be his ever-obedient wife.

The suffragettes would be scandalized by her behavior, to see such an indomitable creature reduced to a far too willing sex slave because nothing makes her cum harder than having her husband be rough with her.

A shame she didn’t misbehave tonight, nothing better than punishing her until she’s a filthy mess on the tablecloth. It would be a sight to see, the witch fucked dumb on the table and filled with his cum and begging him for more.

“Please your master well, and I’ll give you the best money can afford.” The capo allows her to suck his cock, and the witch takes it greedily as if she didn’t give him head this morning.

She is good with her tongue, licking the precum beading at the head and then running it along the shaft before taking it all inside her mouth as he trained her to do during their long honeymoon in Rome. A perfect whore for the Italian Capo who intends to rule the world with her.

But he is not in the mood for letting her please him at her own pace, Luca grabs her by the silky dark hair carefully arranged in the latest styles and pulls on it until it falls out of place as he sets a harsh pace.

“Did you think your master would go easy on you, pussycat?” he groans as he fucks her pretty face only to pull out and cum all over her tan neck and the low-cut velvet gown. The cum looks as good as her best jewels on her in the candlelight, the ruined velvet making sure the next time she wears it the witch will be fucked until they’ve given their sweet little boy a sister.

Perhaps he’ll tie her leash to the bed and not let her leave it until she’s pregnant, he thinks to himself as he takes one of his fingers and gives her a taste of his seed.

“You should.” The witch said as she licked his fingers clean believing their scene had come to an end.

“I don’t remember giving you permission to read my mind.” He smirked as he tugged at her leash enough to make her wince. Not enough to truly hurt her, but enough to remind her he is her master until he says it’s over.

[degrassiclassiclover]

Degrassi Classic Characters as John Mulaney Jokes

The Zits: 21 plays of What’s New Pussycat broken by 1 play of It’s Not Unusual

Joey: Well, out on these streets, they call me Baby J.

Wheels: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.

Lucy: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.” “Partial credit!”

Alexa: Ooh, ducklings!

Dwayne: Why would I do things when it’s just so much easier to not do them?

Snake: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Scooter: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Mr. Raditch: One Black Coffee.

Luke: Drinking perfume and thinking it’s whiskey

Yick: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[pinkacademic]

YOUR Fashion Icons!

I couldn’t cover everyone you guys asked me for in one post, else we’d be here for a while! I picked a few of the top mentions, and a few to add a bit of contrast to hopefully hit as many styles as possible! I threw in a few of mine too as a bit of self-indulgence, but I hope you guys appreciate them too!

Old Hollywood: Marilyn, Audrey, etc.

I saw quite a few Marilyns and Audreys, as well as Ava Gardner and a Grace Kelly or two. I decided to group them together, but let me know if you’d be interested in a more extensive deep-dive.

To me, the thing that’s going to set you apart as vintage Hollywood is hair and makeup, especially a victory red lip, but that’s not my area of expertise, I confess! I also didn’t want to say “just wear vintage and vintage-inspired, duh,” because that’s cheap. I’m going to try to break down the looks.

Common elements are all designed to emphasise and create a traditionally feminine silhouette such as something to emphasise the bust and decolletage, cinch the waist, and skim the hips- be it pencil or flared at the skirt. Of course, this speaks to the times, but it can be recreated in daywear and nighttime glam by recognising the shapes you want to create. Ideas: a halterneck, a long-line necklace, a sweetheart or bardot (fitting) that reveals the decolletage. Pencil skirts and flared circle skirts are equally vintage, but we do not talk enough about a pretty little short/skort/romper situation.

But let’s also just normalise wearing big, fluffy robes that look like we murdered our fourth rich old husband as an appropriate outfit to buy groceries in.

Jang Won Young

Y’all are educating me, this was a fashion queen I was not familiar with and I’m interested. I’m going to be basing this off of what I see on the images tab, though, so I don’t know how accurate this will be!

She seems to have such a classic, pretty style that goes everywhere from the fashion girly uniform from a few years ago, to classic tumblr, to all the k-pop staples. She’s reminding me of Lara Jean Covey. What I’m largely seeing is a lot of tailored shorts, big poofy white blouses, and pastels. She seems to be in pink a lot, so she’s after my heart, and I’m seeing a lot of varsity stripes on socks, hems, etc as well as denim, especially shorts.

The elements I would use to emmulate her style would be some nice pairs of shorts- pastels and denim, perhaps- and black. I’m seeing frilly white blouses so a range with long and short sleeves and different details such as collars. Varsity jackets and socks in black, white, or pink would add to the vibe, and are going on my wishlist.

Jennie Kim

My blackpink heart! I’m happy. Her style is so ranged from like, that baddie kind of style to the Chanel. To me, I feel like black and white together can play into both of those styles, as well as a good pair of denim jeans. I’m also seeing bows coming up a lot, be it a pussycat bow on the top, a gorgeously big bow that takes up most of her top (I’m sure you’ve seen the iconic ‘fit with the pretty purple cardigan), and you can even do one on the hip on a skirt.

If you really want to emmulate Jennie, you could go a long way with a big gold buckle to look like the Chanel buckle… or get a real Chanel belt, I’m not stopping you. Pearl details are my favourite and also add to the classic Chanel look. Tweed goes a long way too.

I am consistently seeing black and white, with the casual side being a striped tee with baggy jeans, and the more classy side being matching Chanel sets.

You can find nice cardigans that dupe Chanel sets, and a simple skirt matching the contrasting colour can have a classy look.

Megan Thee Stallion

I’m not that familiar with her, but I know she eats red carpets for breakfast, and I stan. I’m going to use that as my main inspiration because I must say, I worship it.

I think that, in order to take inspiration from Megan Thee Stallion, you should go for bustiers, camisoles, and other pieces that take inspiration from lingerie, especially either in black or a very bold, strong colour like a vibrant orange or gold. You can go full red carpet with a long, sexy dress, but day-to-day wearing something that highlights your favourite parts of your body to show off such as a bodycon skirt or tight-fitting jeans.

Despite the oppulence of the dresses, the shoes, while usually high heels, tend to be quite simple and elegant and easy to dupe.

I’m seeing also this stunning black blazer from the 2019 VMAs with silver stud detailing. It’s paired with matching socks and black boots. You can find leather blazers, studded leather jackets etc and for a casual look, you can go for a black skirt or shorts with boots, and for a glam look, something with silver sparkles.

Jennifer Check

To whoever suggested this one, I love you.

We’re all thinking of the heart hoodie, so let’s start there. Given the surge of this kind of pattern in the past few years, this is probably pretty replicable. It can also be applied to blouses, sweater vests, and anything else you’d like for more of an influence than a recreation.

For the rest of her style, the key elements are cropping and/or low-rise- basically, we’re showing off skin around the midriff or stomach. She has another pink moment, but to me the key colour has to be a dangerous shade of red from the lovehearts to the fishnets… ....to the blood… Maybe we try to emmulate the blood instead of recreating that exactly- but more power to you if you go out and buy fake blood and make it part of your normal routine. Anyways, the fishnets are a nice little nod, as would a lacey texture, or like a pattern overlaid over another colour- she tends to wear a lot of black and white, so its one to consider.

My favourite moment is the long white dress (again, DRENCHED in blood) which I would nod to with a white blouse or skirt with a black bow detail and white accestories- or just go for it with gloves.

Hillary Banks

You’re not getting away without a hat for this one. The Hilary Formula is repeated regularly and its a 90s power suit moment. She wears short skirts, usually pencil skirts, with bold shoulder-padded blazers and a funky little hat. Rinse and repeat that, and you’re doing it, baby. I associate her with red, but anything strong and striking will give the effect you want, ideally in just as eye-catching a pattern.

She’s also a huge jewellry kind of gal, so more is more on this one- the gaudier the better. Gold, flower accesories, bold stones; rings a-plenty, earrings for the gods, and a chunky gold necklace.

You can modernise Hilary too because the look doesn’t go out of style, it just evolves. Personally, I would change up the blazer a little to a more modern silhouette. To me, that’s more tapered at the waist and less-boxy. If it were me, I’d go for a little bit of a shorter skirt. You can lean a little towards Cher and Dionne to keep it in the same decade, but slightly-less aggresively 90s.

But you must keep the hats. You will not change my mind.

Lady Gaga

This one was tough because her outfits range from aliens and Venus to red carpet glam. I feel like for Lady Gaga, there are still a few elements that you can go for like platform shoes, and geometric, angular pieces like shoulder pads or asymmetery but the main thing is pushing the boat out and trying new things.

But the simplest way to do that is looking into subversive basics. Try cut-out details, angles, jeans that button on a diagonal, and pushing the norm just slightly.

Lady Gaga’s big fashion thing is making it into art, a performance. Find pieces that feel creative and out there and try new jewellry, big chunky platform shoes, studs and details, and something that adds a bit of spice. Even if you add a neon earring to a plain black outfit, you’re pushing your own comfort zone.

Figure out what makes you feel not just confidant, but like a work of art.

Now we’re getting into a few of my icons…

Katie from Steal the Spotlight (YouTube)

This woman is my biggest fashion recs, the way she plays with fashion is so inspirational to me, even if its not that I want to to copy her literal style.

She layers and accesorieses like nobody’s business and blends different elements like J-fashion, K-pop influences and girly cartoons. The key aspects of her style are use of colour-co-ordination, layering pieces, and accesoriesing, but her range is truly everything from pastel princess to Misa Amane.

Sweater vests, harnesses, mini skirts, platform shoes, and leg warmers are huge aspects of her style, and the big go-to is colour co-ordination and theming outfits aggresively.

Regina Mills, Once upon a Time The Evil Queen of my Heart, Regina is always ready for mayoral duties, or murder depending on where the mood of the day takes her. Then there’s also the fairytale dresses that I dream about, honestly.

I’m going to need a collection of structured, elegant blazers and trousers, dresses, and skirts, and a bustier or two… or twenty in the theme colours of black, blue, purple, and red. I might swap the red out for pink for my own preferences but my eyes have already glazerd over daydreaming about her wardrobe. I have an eye out for some under-knee black boots.

In the Enchanted Forest, outfit inspiration comes from her tight corseted bodices, dramatic collars and necklines, murderous heels, and playing with txtures- leather, lace, and velvet come to mind.

Real-Life Princesses (Diana, Meghan, Kate etc)

Diana is back in public consciousness after The Crown, and for me, I love a good university sweatshirt to add a bit of academia to even a casual look. My favourites are also the masculine button-up shirts and structured trousers or jeans that read very old money. While I personally plan on swapping my colour palettes out a bit, true Diana styling would be neutrals with the shirt in white or perhaps blue jeans. For shoes, loafers.

She also had a fabulous elegant style featuring evening dresses and business-ready suits. This to me is the real-life princesscore standard. Daywear is often a blazer or jacket matching a knee-length dress underneath and usually neutral heels. This kind of look has been seen on Diana, Kate, and Meghan, and around the world on Princess Martha Louise of Norway, Princess Haya of Norway and Princess Mako of Akishino. Let me know if a full analysis of real-life princess fashion would be interesting to anyone!

Let’s talk about the details of the Revenge Dress, because that’s what we all really want to look like at all times: Its black, off the shoulder, draping in a bardot-style neckline below her shoulders and dipping into a sweetheart and drawing attention to the collarbone and cleavage.

It is asymmetric, wrapping tightly around the knees at an angle and creating an almost-slit. The shortr side plays host to the billowy drape of a diaphonous fabric.

She’s wearing pointed-toed black shoes, and a hardcore pearl choker with the most stunning sapphire by the looks of it…

This look deserves the long-lasting attention its had, it is genuinely stunning and is giving me so much inspiration.

[productscrown]

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[duffsmckagan]

Dates

Ships Included: Klars and Klara (Fem!Klars)

Warning: Swearing, Sex, alcohol and this is sort of long. Enjoy 20 something dates of Klars.

Art Museum

Kirk and Lars are staring at a piece of art picturing a bunch of cats; black cat holding a guitar, a orange tabby lead singer, a white cat on bass, and a fat brown tabby on drums.

Kirk: Aww, cute art. What do you think their band name is? Lars: Metallicat, Josie and the pussycats, Motley Purrrrrr, Guns, N' Catnip, and Megakitten. Kirk: I like Metallicat. Lars: Right. This art is nice, but it's nowhere as nice as the painting I have of you. (licks his lips) Kirk: Giggles and blushes).

Beach

It's 1988 and it's a sunny day. The weather is gorgeous. Lars thought it'd be a great idea to take his boyfriend Kirk to the beach. He made it clear that it is a nude beach. Lars is laying on a white towel wearing sunglasses with his eye closed under a red umbrella. Kirk on the other hand is sitting up covering his privates.

Lars: Ah, this is nice. Hey, um later you want to play some beachball with Slash and Duff. Kirk: Yeah, that's a great idea.

Comedy Show

Kirk and Lars are at a comedy show. Lars is having sushi and tea. Kirk is having Pasta. The person on stage is some skinny dude in a red suit. His jokes are a hit and miss.

Kirk: This guy blows. Jason is funnier than this guy. Lars: I agree.

Drive-in Movie

The movie that is being shown is Dirty Dancing. Kirk and Lars are in a red car making out not even paying attention to the movie.

Lars: You're going to dance dirty for me once this movie is over. Kim: Do you want me to wear that outfit? Lars: Yes

They go back to making out.

Escape Room

Lars and Kirk decided to go to an escape room for a date. Kirk's butt got stuck ion one of the escape door. Lars is behind him admiring the view.

Kirk: Fuck! I'm stuck.

Lars: Mmmmm. Yes you are.

Kirk: Hey! Stop admiring my ass and push me. You had all morning to do that.

Fine Dining

Kirk, Lars, Kim, and Lara are sitting at a fancy table.

Kirk is wearing a black suit, Lars is wearing a white suit, Lara is wearing a long sleeve white dress, and Kim is wearing a short sleeveless dress. Kim and Lara are extra giggly tonight.

Lars: It's great that we're all out and are going to be eating good tonight. What's everyone ordering? Kirk: I'm going to get pasta. I've been craving it all morning. Kim: I'm going to order their sushi. Lara: I'm going to order you. Kim: (Giggles) Lara: You look so yummy in that dress. I could just eat you up. Lars: What are you really ordering?

Kim and Lara start to giggle some more. Their faces are almost red.

Kirk: What's so funny? Kim: Um, we have to go. Lars: What? Why? Lara: Uh, we have to go do laundry. Kim: Right! Later. Lara: Bye.

Kirk and Lars were just abandoned. Kirk wiggles his eyebrows.

Kirk: You know... Lars: After we have our meals. Kirk: Fine, I guess I can wait until dessert.

Cue to Lara and Kim in bed after sex.

Kim: (Panting) Do you think we should've stayed. Lara: Nope. I ate good tonight ;) Kim: (Giggles)

Go-Karting

Kirk decided to take his boyfriend Lars Go-Karting

Kirk: Woo-hoo Riding these are fun! Lars: Damn right!

Horseback riding

Kirk and Lars are riding on horses. Kirk's is a unicorn.

Kirk: I love that my horse is a black unicorn. Too bad they only had one. You get to ride a regular horse. Lars: (Pouting) I should be riding the unicorn. Kirk: Actually, what you should be riding is me. Lars: (Face goes red)

Ice Skating

Lara (Fem!Lars) and Fem!Kirk (Kim) are on an ice skating date. Lara is wearing a white vinage ice skating outfit with black stockings, black gloves, white ice skates, and a little white hat. Kim is wearing a sparkly black ice skating dress with black skates. They're holding hands with each other making hearts.

Kim: Hey! lets make a heart around those two (Points to Kirk and Lars) Lara: Great idea.

Lara and Kim do just that.

Lars: Um, what just happened? Kirk: The lesbian versions of ourselves are making hearts on the ice rank. Lars: Aw, how cute. Kirk: You wanna make hearts around the ice rank? Lars: Sure.

Lars and Kirk do just that. They do one around James who is single.

Jazz Concert.

Kirk takes Lars to a jazz concert.

Kirk: We got to make sweet passionate love to this music more often. Lars: Yeah, I agree.

Karaoke

Kirk and Lars are singing Welcome to the Jungle by GNR. Lars's is pretty decent, but my god Kirks

Kirk: (Singing horribly) Welcome to the Jungle.

Slash: Yeesh, if you ever feel useless remember that this guy can't sing.

Laser Tag

Kirk and Lars are chasing each other

Kirk: I almost got you. You can't hide from me. Once I get you, I'm topping.

Lars sneaks up behind his boyfriend and laser tags him.

Kirk: Fuck.

Lars: (Hugs Kirk from behind) I'm topping AND ytou have to wear the pretty wedding dress I bought for you.

Kirk: Man, you REALLY love that dress.

Lars: (kisses his boyfriend cheek) I love you more.

Mini Golf

Kirk and Lars are playing mini golf. Kirk is up.

Lars: A great way to relieve stress and spend time with the ones you love most.

Kirk gets distracted by his beautiful boyfriend and hits the ball which hits a tower, hits another tower, and then falls into James's beer.

James: HEY! WILL YOU TWO WATCH IT! Kirk: (Rubbing the back of his head) Sorry James.

Netflix at Home

Don't ask how Netflix can exist in the 1980s. They're watching the Dirt. The two are cuddling.

Lars: This movie sucks! Why are we even watching it? Kirk: You picked it out.

Outdoor Camping

Lara and Kim are on a camping date. They have a huge tent with a big bed, candles lit, and a fire outside. Lara is eating out Kim. Kim is moaning very loud which Lars and Kirk can hear from their site which is not that close. That is how loud Kim is.

Kirk: Lars, what is that noise? Lars: Beats me. Now help me set up this tent so we can fuck.

Planetarium

Both Kirk and Lars are here because they're bored.

Lars: Why'd you bring me here? You're already the universe to me. Kirk: Aw, later I'm going to make your Earth spin.

Quick Date

Lara and Kim decided to do date night at their home. Kim is on the bed wearing a red babydoll nightgown with satin slippers. She's on the bed just waiting for her gf to come in. Lara opens the door with a banquet of black roses and a huge skull shaped box of chocolates wearing a long sleeve long slit white beaded dress.

Kim: Aww, how'd you know I like wanted a box of chocolates?

Road Trip

Lars is driving a fancy dark blue 1990s car. Kirk is sporting his 90s stash.

Kirk: Are you sure James and Jason will be fine?

Lars: I'm sure they'll be fine. Why wouldn't they?

Kirk: (Shrugs) I don't know.

Lars: Anyways (Puts on Wherever I May Roam? on the radio) lets enjoy our road trip.

Spa Date

Kim and Lara decided that a spa date was due.

First they're both laying in bathtubs filled with bubbling mud and are holding fancy glasses of a pink alcohol beverage with a strawberry on the glass. A worker is buffing Kim's left hand nails while another worker is buffing Lara's right hand nails.

Lara: See, I told you a spa day would be great. After all this touring we both need it. Kim: Should we have invited Jamie and Jaye? Lara: No. This is a date between you and me. Besides they both wanted to hit up some bar. They're on their own date. Kim: Right.

Later...

Kim is on a purple bed wearing a dark blue bikini. Lara walks in with a light blue beautician outfit. She has a tube of something in her hand.

Lara: Tonight I'm going to make you feel great. Leave your body to me babe. Kim: (All excited and nervous) Oh, I'm excited.

A forbidden garden of deep beautiful beauty woven by Metallica's prettiest members.

Lara starts the message by putting cream all over her body. Kim is a little nervous.

Kim: Um, Lara, are you going to massage that part of my body too? Lara: Yes, sweetheart.

Lara starts to message her body by first rubbing her breasts. Kim feels great and starts moaning. At first Kim was hesitant, but thanks to Lara's AMAZING technique she climaxes over and over again.

Kim: (Moans) Ah! I can't take it anymore! I'm going to cum

Kim climaxes AGAIN. She's breathing heavily.

Lara: Was that not the best massage you ever had? Kim: It was fantastic babe.

They share a kiss.

Tacos Date

Back before Kirk turned vegetarian Lars took Kirk on a taco date.

Kirk: These are fucking good! Did I not tell you these are the best tacos in town?

Lars: Yeah, they're fucking great.

Kirk: Thank you for taking me out.

Underwater Restaurant

Thanks to Lars's wonderful dad, Lara had the money to take Kirk to an underwater restaurant. They're both sitting at a table amazed by the sea life they see before them.

Kirk: I sure hope they don't serve see food here.

Vineyard

Lars took Kirk on a date to a vineyard. It was just the two of them.

Lars: Toast to the best boyfriend a Danish drummer could ever ask for.

Kirk and Lars toast, then they kiss.

Waterpark

Kirk is wearing black swim trunk while his boyfriend is wearing a red speedo. They're holding hands.

Kirk: Which slide should we go on first? Lars: (Points to a huge one) How about that one there? Kirk: Good idea!

XBox gaming

Kirk and Lars are playing Grand Theft Auto

Kirk: Use the secret cheat codes to fly! Lars: Wait? We could fly in this game? Kirk: Yeah if we use these cheat codes. Lars: Nice.

Yacht Cruise.

It's the 2000's. They both have quadruplets that are being watched by Uncle James. Kirk is wearing a buttoned white shirt with red swim trunks, black flipflops and a nice black hat.

Kirk: Out of all of the dates you've took me on this one is in my top 3. Lars: Really? Kirk: Yeah, I don't know why, but seeing you in those sunglasses has got me hard as a rock. Lars: (Blushes) I got to wear these more often then, huh? Kirk: (Giggles)

Zip Lining

It's the 2000s once again. Got to get another break from the Quadruplets.

Lars: Hey, um what do you think our kids are doing right now? Kirk: Destroying our neighbors ears with their loud playing. Lars: (Laughs) Yeah, you're right. Thank goodness I booked this trip just for us.

[campingbagandstuff]

.22/9.33 {Part 2 of 12}; 14

S11. 14

… 1. in better hands, take me away, legacy, ghost, don't go, don't let it go to your head, MyLifeAsEva literally my life, [A.R. Rahman], the pussycat dolls ft. nicole scherzinger jai ho, " ft. 50 cent right there, T.I. whatever U like, priyanka chopra ft. will.i.am in my city, ft. pitbull exotic, rihanna california king bed, you da one, if it's lovin that you want, if i never see your face again, " ft. JayZ umbrella, lift me up, sledgehammer, diamonds, live your life, " ft. (Drake U the best, find your life, God's plan, started from the bottom)work; what's my name, pour it up, pon de replay, SOS, wait your turn, russian roulette, disturbia, where have you been, Hard ft. Jeezy, Kanye West ft. ", Kid Cudi all of the lights, cheers (drink to that), " ft. MGMT pursuit of happiness, David Guetta ft. " memories, " ft. crookers day n night Sia elastic heart, marianas trench stutter, desperate measures, fallout, who do you love, cross my heart, fall out boy this ain't a scene, thnks fr th mmrs, uma thurman, dance dance, sugar we're goin down, centuries, my songs know what you did in the dark, outkast hey ya!, ms jackson, paula abdul straight up, Rush, Rush, nadia ali rapture, HAUSER Adagio (Albinoni), glass animals heatwaves, britney spears circus, crazy, gimme more, if u seek amy, lucky, piece of me, alanis morissette thank you, head over feet, uninvited, hand in my pocket {clean}, you learn, Maroon 5 moves like jagger, payphone {clean}, ft. (Sza ice moon, country, time travel undone, bed)what lovers do, she will be loved, sugar, panic at the disco emperor's new clothes, high hopes, this is gospel, i write sins not tragedies, la devotee, mona lisa, miss jackson, lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, nine in the afternoon, girls/ girls/ boys, that green gentleman, but it's better if you do, build God then we'll talk, j cole workout, beyonce ft. " party, lil mama lipgloss, avril lavigne ft. " girlfriend, blutengel black, sing, project pitchfork awakening, timekiller, existence, Titânes, I Live Your Dream, We Are One (mirror split up into pieces), Renascence, Drone State, In Your Heart, covenant bullet psychic rites killer, and one killing the mercy, timekiller, unter meiner uniform, night club show it 2 me, dear enemy, your addiction, example changed the way you kiss me, kickstarts, {line 17}, soulja boy kiss me thru the phone, Utada Hikaru Shiawase ni Narou, simple & clean, Making Love, U2 one, Alanis Morissette thank U

brick & lace love is wicked, bebe rexha in the name of love, i got you, ft. Nicki Minaj no broken hearts, sigrid sucker punch, BoA 보아 'Only One', Eat You Up, 'Girls On Top', 'My Name', 'No.1', '아틀란티스 소녀 (Atlantis Princess)', Amazing Kiss / ", sweet impact / ", DOUBLE / ", Winter Love / ", メリクリ / ", 七色の明日～brand new beat～ / ", " - Quincy, VALENTI / ", Key Of Heart, " / 永遠, I Did it For Love, Everlasting / ", be with you / ", " / BUMP BUMP! feat.VERBAL(m-flo), " / Possibility duet

[yaunjie]

RuPaul's Drag Race Szn 16, Episode 3 - The Mother of All Balls

Mother Goose Looks - [ ] Dawn — Cushy Cow — ALWAYS Love her make-up, The Make-up with gold horns were sickening. I loved the hoofs they were so cute. - [ ] Q — The Man in the Moon — Q’s makeup always whimsical, and I like the dark lipstick she’s always wearing. I LOOOOVE the moon headpiece it is so cute and her outfit is on theme and very detailed.I love the glimmer and shimmer. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Little Pussy — The look didn’t really give much but stuffed cats and a little piece of fabric. I do not like her make-up looks usually. - [ ] Geneva Karr — Miss Muffet - Geneva looks great I love the pink lil miss muffet with the puffer material and I love the pastel colors. The ruffled hat is also really cute & i like the spider being on the back of the dress was creative. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete -- Burnie Bee — Her make-up was cute but I was not feeling the short wig or the fur neck piece. I do like the cut of the dress with the mermaid tail - [ ] Megami — Little Bo Peep — I like the wig but the deconstructed look is kinda tacky. I was not feeling the fish net stockings whatsoever. The sheep purse was cute tho. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Mary’s Canary — I hated this look so much. It did not flatter her and the feathers on the chest was a BAD idea. It blocked her face. Her Makeup looked nice tho. - [ ] Mirage — Baa Baa Black Sheep — Mirage’s sheep ears were cute I love hoe the outfit is furry and glittery, it takes it to another level. I love the all black as well. The boots were giving everything they needed to give. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — A Man & A Maid - The make-up is STUNNING but the look is a very basic maid latex dress with a simple cut at the cleavage. I wanted more. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Little Boy Blue — I didn’t like the look much but the little blue heels were cute and I loved the gold accents on the blue - [ ] Plane Jane — Pussycat By the Fire — LOVE the wig, did excellent with the makeup & the fur looks great but the outfit wasnt as great. She looks like Jessica Rabbit. - [ ] Plasma — Tweedle-Dum & Tweedle Dee — This was so in Plasma’s lane the outfit was cute but I didn’t enjoy it much. I loved the colors. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater — Sapphira put a lot of thoughts into her looks tonight. She doesn’t come to play! I love the outfit and the makeup looks fantastic. I love the white eye she had and Her nails are orange and match the pumpkin. She is one of my favorites so far. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Humpty Dumpty — Xunami surprised me for sure she came out as an egg and then cracked the egg and the outfit underneath was so cute and flattering on her. The makeup is stunning. She has a cracked eggshell as a head piece and yolk earrings & even her wig looks like slimy eggwhites. This was soooo well executed and animated. I LOVED this look

Significant Mother Looks - [ ] Geneva Karr — Salma Hayek — I didn’t like the look much but her reasoning of why she picked Salma was meaningful. Two Mexican Queens making a name in the States. We stan. Makeup also is beattt downnn. - [ ] Dawn — Audrey Hepburn — The dress is simple but the cut outs at the waist is a nice touch. The hat was a cute addition and I looooved the draped fabric as a scarf. The makeup was so incredibly sickening. I mean that face is beat FLAWLESSLY. 10/10 this look. Dawn is also one of my favs this szn. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Mother Nature — I don’t like the latex outfit but I love the color choice. The blue looks so good on her skin and body is giving. - [ ] Mirage — La Llorona — The makeup is eating us uppp omg. Loce the ear pieces and the wet looking hair is just so cute. The outfit is okay. - [ ] Megami — Lady Gaga — The look is very similar to the original. I love the telephone reference.Not feeling the wig. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Michelle Visage — I didn’t like the first look but the second look was cuter and the wig was cute. I love Michelle so this was an accurate look. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — Kris Jenner — Looks just like kris jenner. I like the did the cut out suit and not just the simple suit look. Hair looks cute. Love the pearls, makeup. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Lil Kim — I wish she would’ve chose another lil kim look, I think the whole look is tacky but I do like how her mannerisms are the same as lil kim’s and how she’s embodying her. - [ ] Q — Judy Garland — Love the makeup & hair. very similar to the original iconic ‘poppy’ dress. Very Flattering & colors are beautiful. I also like the crystal mic with the chain dragging at the end. Really loving this look tonight. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Angelina Jolie — Look is stunning. Love the hair with the chop sticks, the flower on the front of the dress. Makeup looks amazing & I love that nymphia is paying homage to back home and her drag daughters. It is so cute and meaningful that they drew on the train. I love the inspiration behind this piece. I love the neck piece, I love the accent pieces on her nails as well. Just a very cohesive well put together piece. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — LOVE LOVE LOVE the floor length soft locs it is givingggg ugh. The outfit is giving body I like the leaf pieces & glitter. I love the snake with the apple in its mouth, the black baby doll. Makeup was cute. - [ ] Plane Jane — Octomom — I like the comedy the look was giving but it was very simplistic also I didnt like the wig. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Kandy Muse — Love that Xunami payed homage to her drag mother. Kandy is iconic and unapologetically herself. I like the denim and the denim boombox. Good comparison to the original look. - [ ] Plasma — Anne Boleyn — Love this look. The color and material is very nice & the makeup is very clean and cute. The headpiece is very cute. I love the corset and the flared sleeves with the different print in the insides. Very classy look. - [ ]

Call Me Mother/Father Eleganza - [ ] Geneva Karr — I loved the outfit before I even saw it on her. I love the fit and it flatters her. I love the colors together the military green and baby blue is really cute. I like the cut outs at the neck and sleeve. - [ ] Dawn — LOVE THESE ORANGE BOOTS WITH THE HEADPIECE TO MATCH. The jacket is so well constructed and cute. Make up is stunning per usual. She is very resourceful and the boots are made of workers aprons! - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Not feeling the wig at all & not seeing how this look is giving mother/father. Shes off out of theme. - [ ] Mirage — The look is okay but also think she is missing the mark. It does look androgynous tho. - [ ] Megami — Love her hair and makeup. I like the toolbelt as well. Cropped jacket is also cute. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — I don’t like the patterns. I don’t like her hair and the look is just overall tacky. Makeup is a mess - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — I like the denim outfit with the star earrings soso cute. I love her makeup as well. All this bitch does is talk about her BBL and ass like stfu already - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — The look isn’t cute. I feel like she tries too hard to be different and she was missing the theme as well. - [ ] Q — I love the look I love the corset and boots. Body looks snatched. Love the bangs just chefs kiss - [ ] Nymphia Wind — I love this ties and the construction. Makeup looks good and the look is nice overall. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Not feeling this look i think she could’ve done more. Love the hair tho - [ ] Plane Jane — It didn’t give. She spent that time tryna be shady looking all into Geneva’s look and then brought this out on the runway. She’s barely wearing anything besides stockings and the fabric covering her nipples. She didn’t spend too much time on this look. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Also looks like there was no effort put into this look. nothing wowed me here - [ ] Plasma — Also not the best look. Minimum effort.

I think that Hershii should’ve been safe and not Mhi’ya I think all her looks were tacky but only 2 of Hershii’s was. Mother Goose Looks - [ ] Dawn — Cushy Cow — ALWAYS Love her make-up, The Make-up with gold horns were sickening. I loved the hoofs they were so cute. - [ ] Q — The Man in the Moon — Q’s makeup always whimsical, and I like the dark lipstick she’s always wearing. I LOOOOVE the moon headpiece it is so cute and her outfit is on theme and very detailed.I love the glimmer and shimmer. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Little Pussy — The look didn’t really give much but stuffed cats and a little piece of fabric. I do not like her make-up looks usually. - [ ] Geneva Karr — Miss Muffet - Geneva looks great I love the pink lil miss muffet with the puffer material and I love the pastel colors. The ruffled hat is also really cute & i like the spider being on the back of the dress was creative. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete -- Burnie Bee — Her make-up was cute but I was not feeling the short wig or the fur neck piece. I do like the cut of the dress with the mermaid tail - [ ] Megami — Little Bo Peep — I like the wig but the deconstructed look is kinda tacky. I was not feeling the fish net stockings whatsoever. The sheep purse was cute tho. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Mary’s Canary — I hated this look so much. It did not flatter her and the feathers on the chest was a BAD idea. It blocked her face. Her Makeup looked nice tho. - [ ] Mirage — Baa Baa Black Sheep — Mirage’s sheep ears were cute I love hoe the outfit is furry and glittery, it takes it to another level. I love the all black as well. The boots were giving everything they needed to give. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — A Man & A Maid - The make-up is STUNNING but the look is a very basic maid latex dress with a simple cut at the cleavage. I wanted more. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Little Boy Blue — I didn’t like the look much but the little blue heels were cute and I loved the gold accents on the blue - [ ] Plane Jane — Pussycat By the Fire — LOVE the wig, did excellent with the makeup & the fur looks great but the outfit wasnt as great. She looks like Jessica Rabbit. - [ ] Plasma — Tweedle-Dum & Tweedle Dee — This was so in Plasma’s lane the outfit was cute but I didn’t enjoy it much. I loved the colors. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater — Sapphira put a lot of thoughts into her looks tonight. She doesn’t come to play! I love the outfit and the makeup looks fantastic. I love the white eye she had and Her nails are orange and match the pumpkin. She is one of my favorites so far. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Humpty Dumpty — Xunami surprised me for sure she came out as an egg and then cracked the egg and the outfit underneath was so cute and flattering on her. The makeup is stunning. She has a cracked eggshell as a head piece and yolk earrings & even her wig looks like slimy eggwhites. This was soooo well executed and animated. I LOVED this look

Significant Mother Looks - [ ] Geneva Karr — Salma Hayek — I didn’t like the look much but her reasoning of why she picked Salma was meaningful. Two Mexican Queens making a name in the States. We stan. Makeup also is beattt downnn. - [ ] Dawn — Audrey Hepburn — The dress is simple but the cut outs at the waist is a nice touch. The hat was a cute addition and I looooved the draped fabric as a scarf. The makeup was so incredibly sickening. I mean that face is beat FLAWLESSLY. 10/10 this look. Dawn is also one of my favs this szn. - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Mother Nature — I don’t like the latex outfit but I love the color choice. The blue looks so good on her skin and body is giving. - [ ] Mirage — La Llorona — The makeup is eating us uppp omg. Loce the ear pieces and the wet looking hair is just so cute. The outfit is okay. - [ ] Megami — Lady Gaga — The look is very similar to the original. I love the telephone reference.Not feeling the wig. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — Michelle Visage — I didn’t like the first look but the second look was cuter and the wig was cute. I love Michelle so this was an accurate look. - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — Kris Jenner — Looks just like kris jenner. I like the did the cut out suit and not just the simple suit look. Hair looks cute. Love the pearls, makeup. - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — Lil Kim — I wish she would’ve chose another lil kim look, I think the whole look is tacky but I do like how her mannerisms are the same as lil kim’s and how she’s embodying her. - [ ] Q — Judy Garland — Love the makeup & hair. very similar to the original iconic ‘poppy’ dress. Very Flattering & colors are beautiful. I also like the crystal mic with the chain dragging at the end. Really loving this look tonight. - [ ] Nymphia Wind — Angelina Jolie — Look is stunning. Love the hair with the chop sticks, the flower on the front of the dress. Makeup looks amazing & I love that nymphia is paying homage to back home and her drag daughters. It is so cute and meaningful that they drew on the train. I love the inspiration behind this piece. I love the neck piece, I love the accent pieces on her nails as well. Just a very cohesive well put together piece. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — LOVE LOVE LOVE the floor length soft locs it is givingggg ugh. The outfit is giving body I like the leaf pieces & glitter. I love the snake with the apple in its mouth, the black baby doll. Makeup was cute. - [ ] Plane Jane — Octomom — I like the comedy the look was giving but it was very simplistic also I didnt like the wig. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Kandy Muse — Love that Xunami payed homage to her drag mother. Kandy is iconic and unapologetically herself. I like the denim and the denim boombox. Good comparison to the original look. - [ ] Plasma — Anne Boleyn — Love this look. The color and material is very nice & the makeup is very clean and cute. The headpiece is very cute. I love the corset and the flared sleeves with the different print in the insides. Very classy look. - [ ]

Call Me Mother/Father Eleganza - [ ] Geneva Karr — I loved the outfit before I even saw it on her. I love the fit and it flatters her. I love the colors together the military green and baby blue is really cute. I like the cut outs at the neck and sleeve. - [ ] Dawn — LOVE THESE ORANGE BOOTS WITH THE HEADPIECE TO MATCH. The jacket is so well constructed and cute. Make up is stunning per usual. She is very resourceful and the boots are made of workers aprons! - [ ] Hershii LiqCour-Jete — Not feeling the wig at all & not seeing how this look is giving mother/father. Shes off out of theme. - [ ] Mirage — The look is okay but also think she is missing the mark. It does look androgynous tho. - [ ] Megami — Love her hair and makeup. I like the toolbelt as well. Cropped jacket is also cute. - [ ] Amanda Tori Meating — I don’t like the patterns. I don’t like her hair and the look is just overall tacky. Makeup is a mess - [ ] Morphine Love Dion — I like the denim outfit with the star earrings soso cute. I love her makeup as well. All this bitch does is talk about her BBL and ass like stfu already - [ ] Mhi’ya Iman Le’Paige — The look isn’t cute. I feel like she tries too hard to be different and she was missing the theme as well. - [ ] Q — I love the look I love the corset and boots. Body looks snatched. Love the bangs just chefs kiss - [ ] Nymphia Wind — I love this ties and the construction. Makeup looks good and the look is nice overall. - [ ] Sapphira Cristal — Not feeling this look i think she could’ve done more. Love the hair tho - [ ] Plane Jane — It didn’t give. She spent that time tryna be shady looking all into Geneva’s look and then brought this out on the runway. She’s barely wearing anything besides stockings and the fabric covering her nipples. She didn’t spend too much time on this look. - [ ] Xunami Muse — Also looks like there was no effort put into this look. nothing wowed me here - [ ] Plasma — Also not the best look. Minimum effort.

I think that Hershii should’ve been safe and not Mhi’ya I think all her looks were tacky but only 2 of Hershii’s was.

[cyarsk5230]

This🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Apparently there's some unseasoned, talentless blue check dude with a video about not dating Black women and his ass doesn't look like all that great of a catch. Keep it real though, the reason these unwashed, unseasoned, desperate wastes of oxygen feel free hating on Black

women for clicks and clout is because he's seen hotep Black men like the unlamented Kevin Samuels and others make money from misogynoir. He knows how disrespected and unprotected Black women are, so why not target them, especially knowing

Those weak-ass fcukers Black men aren't going to do a cotdamn thing in our defense. Those fwucking ni**ers are pussycats are who deserve to end up being another hashtag not people like Trayvon martin, not tamir Rice, or Breonna Taylor, or George Floyd among others I said what I said. Idc. Idc

The next moot I see quote tweeting misogynoir is getting muted or even unfollowed on gawddd cause all these think pieces this hatred jealousy envy copying racist & hate towards Black Women isn’t going to make us dim our lights or make us go away🤷🏽‍♀️ So FUCK YALL Y’all gone eat our crowns even if we have to shove it down your throats or you will starve trying 👑💋

[wobblefloss]

There was a roach. An enormous roach. Like, size of a human finger roach. On my wall. At night. In my dim house.

So I stalk it. And I smack at it with my cane because it's up near the ceiling. And it runs. Yes! RUN! I swing my cane again! CHACK! Cane on the wall! Smack! CHACK again! And then the roach FLIES.

This giant thing takes off like turbine rotors roaring to life and it swoops up my dark staircase. Towards my bedroom.

I turn on the light and it is gone. The size of a goddamn wallet and it's gone. Towards my bedroom.

That's why it's 3am and I'm sitting on the sofa, watching the stairwell like this bug is gonna come back for a rematch. Like this isn't finished between us and we gotta go another round. Like I'm gonna hear its foot steps as it comes down in my slippers wearing my night shirt to make me turn off the lights down here so it can sleep.

Tomorrow... Man, tomorrow I'm gonna boil my whole house. Whole thing. Mattress. Walls. Stove. Clothes. Everything.

Tonight, I'm sleeping down here.

[theunderestimator-2]

‘What’s new, pussycat?’

Polly the cat, the obvious star in this one, and Ian McCulloch of Echo &The Bynnymen going through his record collection on his bedroom floor back at his home in Liverpool, as captured during a photo shoot by Ilpo Musto in 1986 (photos from these shoot were used in Smash Hits, May 21, 1986 & possibly Q Magazine, March 1992)

-Have you got any pets? -We've got a cat called Polly. She's black and white with white hands. Polly's the best cat in the world. The other day Lorraine and me sister were on the second floor of our house and they saw the cat fly past from the top floor with her arms crossed. She just landed on the phone and started eating. We let her sleep on the bed. I like making her purr.

Ian McCulloch, 20 Questions by Max Bell for No. 1 Magazine, January 21,1984.

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[entertainment]

Entertainment Spotlight: Josie Ho

Hong Kong-based actress, musician, and film producer Josie Ho most recently appeared in a radical cameo role opposite Nina Dobrev in the film Lucky Day. Next up, Josie will star in the period adventure Edge of the World. Additionally, Josie recently announced her next project Mother Tongue, a suspense thriller directed by Mike Figgis. Her band, Josie and The Uni Boys, is collaborating with acclaimed director Tony Kaye on a musical documentary feature called The Hong Kong Sound. Last but not least, Josie also produced and will be seen in the upcoming indie-thriller Habit starring Bella Thorne and Gavin Rossdale.

You have a couple of thriller projects coming up. What drew you to this genre?

Yes, thank you for paying attention to my work! I’m doing a few thriller films as a coincidence. I’m lucky to have the opportunity to perform for magnificent stories, wonderful directors, and always a superb character arc. Some of my films are also arthouse or cult genre—they are shot beautifully and are frightening!!

Can you give us a sneak peek of a song you’re working on right now (lyrics, beat, tone, or anything!)?

I’m currently working on a Punk/Rock song—it’s almost a tribute to the film Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, describing how bad girls behave. The vibe is kinda like the band Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

How did you discover your sound?

I only truly discovered my sound after I started my band Josie and The Uni Boys. I’m still learning from my vocal teacher. I’ve had an injured voice before, but she helped me get my true voice back. I used to imitate other singers, but I didn’t understand why I wasn’t belting correctly. So my dearest teacher, whom I followed for over 30 years now, still acts like a “Godmom” to me. She taught me everything.

What is the biggest lesson you’ve learned from producing films? What are you still learning?

The biggest lessons learned from producing films are how to be a mediator, negotiator, and a top salesperson. I’m still learning tons of things, so I guess I might have to keep learning ‘till I drop!

Do you have any talents or hobbies that fans would be surprised to find out about?

Well.....eating, sleeping, binge-watching, or reading on my sofa are my biggest hobbies right now…as well as eating in my sleep...haha!!

Thanks for taking the time, Josie!