#eating a watermelon with my clone

[sapphic-mad-scientist]

Just a silly shitpost Based off this iconic youtube video

[bugofmanynames]

"this did not go as quite expected..."

(Edit: I fixed it)

[waterpropaganda]

eating watermelon with my clone

[scramblecat]

that was not two minutes

@scramblecat drew this as fast as i possibly could. you have excellent taste in sona design

this is us right now

[petitelepus]

Genya, Gyutaro, and the Hantengu clones are with fem reader at a gas station store from a road trip, when they noticed a creepy old man following behind her without her realizing it! She was wearing oversized coat and shorts on, set in modern times. How would they react and chase the creepy man away?

Genya immediately frowns and tells you to head inside the gas station to buy yourself something to eat. While you blissfully go, he notices that the guy attempts to follow you, but he doesn't get far when Genya grabs him and glares daggers at him.

"You have 3 seconds to scramble or else I will call the cops on your sorry ass...!" He warned the guy who looked at him in shock and quickly left. When you come by to ask if he wants anything from the store, he asks if they have that watermelon-flavored gum they sell sometimes.

Gyutaro takes one look behind you guys and scowls when he sees how the guy is looking at you. He knows that look a little too well, and it disgusts him. You excuse yourself to use the ladies' room and while you are gone, he marches to the guy and gives him a murderous look.

"Oi oi oi...? You honestly think I'd let you look at my woman like that...?!" He hissed, and the creep took off quickly due to his scary looks. He wants to go after and beat him up, but when he hears you call for him, he lets the guy go and joins your company.

Sekido growls as he sees the creep looking at you and he immediately tells you to head inside, much to your confusion, but you go either way and while you are gone, he grabs the creep by his neck and glares at him murderously.

"Get the fuck away from my girlfriend or I won't hold myself back anymore...!" He growled and the guy nodded furiously, falling on his ass when Sekido let go of him and then the creep ran off. Sekido frowned, feeling so angry until you came to ask him if he'd like some ice cream. He calms down a little and nods.

Karaku feels like laughing when he sees the guy looking at you, and he knows what the creep is thinking about, but you're his, not this old man's! So he marches to the man, much to your confusion.

"My girlfriend is so pretty, ain't she?" He laughed at the man's face, "But here's the thing... She belongs to me, so get lost or else you might get hurt...?"

The man takes off and Karaku laughs at how pathetic he is before turning to look at you and grinning, "Don't worry sweetie, the perv is gone!"

You hadn't even noticed the creep, but you thank Karaku for his chivalry with a peck on the cheek... However, that makes him want more and more kisses.

Aizetsu frowns when he notices the guy, but he doesn't want to worry you with them. So he sends you to buy him a soda and while the guy moves to follow you inside, Aizetsu grabs him and pulls him around the corner.

"It makes me so sad when a creep like you looks at my girlfriend like that..." He mutters sadly, but his hold on the man's hand nearly breaks his bones and the guy is shouting apologies until Aizetsu lets him go. The young man sighs as he joins you inside the gas station and immediately hugs you to comfort himself, much to your confusion.

Urogi actually laughs, much to your confusion, when he notices the creep. He doesn't bother sending you away, nope, he walks to the guy while you are watching and laughs at his face.

"Oi oi, what are you looking at? Do you really think you got a shot with my girlfriend?" He grinned, "That's hilarious! You better take off before I make mince meat out of you!"

Needless to say, the man takes off like a lightning bolt and Urogi laughs as he grabs you and holds you close to his body, "Ha ha, did you see how he ran?! Aren't I the best boyfriend when I defend my girlfriend?"

You can't really disagree so you reward him with a kiss and promise to buy him something sweet.

[sn4ilbitez]

eating watermelon with my clone

[dustswordfinder]

Research Log 2

It has been about a month or so since my arrival to The Dust Valley. There is no indication of the Dust Sword's where abouts except that it must be in this valley due to how it's effects are active.

This is irritating but is of little concern to me because I'm only here to research its effects. Speaking of I have discovered that nothing is truly completely immune to the sword. In fact everything that doesn't turn to dust tends to have one or more side effects such as: time distortion, mutations, and entrapment.

First I should cover time distortions, as these make life rather confusing. The time distortion seems to be the most prominent effect as it affects pretty much everything. For instance my garden. Everyday the growth of every plant is randomized and sometimes produces paradox clones of the various produce. This is great as it means I tend to have at least one thing that's ripe for me to eat. Another example of this is that my shelter changes in age. Sometimes it's newer and sometimes it's falling apart from old age. Lastly for me it seems to affect my age as well. On one day I wake up 5 years old and the next I'm 30.

Next I'm gonna cover the mutations, these are rather concerning and make me question my sanity at times. For the most part it seems to be a somewhat rare side effect as it has only affected a few things to my knowledge. I believe it also needs to be an organism in order to take effect which makes some sense but this is based on my limited scope of research. So far it's affecting a few of my crops turning them into random plants such as watermelon and lemons. They all started out as carrots and corn too so I know for a fact that I planted them as such. I too have mutated, I'm now a crow. I'm not even a mammal anymore it's odd. I don't really mind though because I'm still me and I can become semi human if I focus.

Lastly the entrapment, this one was a difficult pill to swallow. I found out about this one after I started to mutate. I tried to flee from the valley to get away from this fate. But sadly I ended up unable to exit as I kept being pulled back into the valley. I guess no one will ever learn of my findings unless they too become lost in its grasp.

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[anotheraverageairbreather]

Tomorrow marks the second annual Salentines party. Salentines is the event of the century, it is a combination of Sal Vulcano from impractical jokers and Valentine’s Day. If you would also like the participate in this sacred ritual and spread the good word , here is how you properly venerate our lord of SALvation:

1) Aquire a cheap rice cooker and fill it with chocolate, use the cooker as a chocolate fountain to dip DRY strawberries and pretzels into. Use take out chop sticks as skewers if u are balling on a budget.

2) raid your local Walmart and dollar stores for discount valentines decorations, decorate your basement or equivalent cramped, grey space.

3) Make a 14 page (MINIMUM) google doc of photos of Sal, go to the library and print this off in COLOR, cut out the photos and use scotch tape to tape them all throughout ur basement ***** BONUS POINTS if ur basement Christmas tree is still up and u use the photos as ornaments

4) Find a large screen to watch YouTube on, search “Eating Watermelon With My Clone” and make ur guest watch the video and all of his other YouTube videos, this ritual is essential if u skip it, Sal will curse u with 6 years of poor harvests and infertility.

5) someone must perform a hand stand

6) Pass around a terrible tasting drink to everyone in the room, all shall drink from the communal cup to symbolize how we are united under Sal.

7) Post photos of the event on ur instagram and tag Sal, hoping the deity will aknowledge your loyalty, Chances are he will not acknowledge you, and yes, it IS your fault, next year must be better.

Sal will be extra pleased if you serve pasta SALad and SALsa.

[dubiousanon]

☀️ Even Shikamaru's PARENTS knew they were dating. Naruto even asked their permission to marry their son. All of them assumed Shikamaru knew.

☀️ Shikamaru would covet naps together. Anytime he can get Naruto to be still more than two seconds, he'd swoop on and capitalize on the opportunity. Oh, you're a little tired from training? Bed. Now.

☀️ To Shikamaru, Naruto is the height of interesting. He's the most amazing, most brilliant, most spectacular. This kind of feeds into his "there's no way he could like me" mindset.

☀️ Naruto could do the least platonic shit on the planet and Shikamaru would still question it. I just imagine Naruto casually stepping into the shower with him and asking him to wash his back and Shikamaru would still be like "well, maybe he just needs help reaching!"

☀️ Brother in arms, his specialty is a jutsu that makes literally more clones than any one person could ever need. If he needed help scrubbing his own back, he would have it.

☀️ Naruto knows nothing about gift giving. He's never really gotten a gift himself, but he knows fruit is something you're supposed to give on special occasions. Cue him randomly giving Shikamaru apples, oranges, strawberries, even entire watermelons at random. Shikamaru would take them without question, too.

☀️ Shikamaru's favorite hobby switches from cloud watching to Naruto watching. Naruto trains daily and it's Shikamaru's favorite hobby to just camp out under a tree and profit. Naruto with his big grin, practically glowing, golden under the sun? Any day of the week, Shikamaru will be there.

☀️ Naruto can eat as much as he wants at Ichiraku's. No amount is too high. Shikamaru will abuse the Nara clan's reserves. Feeding him his favorite meal is one of his greatest satisfactions.

☀️Growing up alone, Naruto definitely learned how to cook the basics, at a minimum. He'd make an effort to learn more from Yoshino too because it's always been his dream to be able to make a home cooked meal for his family.

☀️ Shikamaru would bite. Naruto may be the more animalistic one of the two, but Shikamaru would want to know what Naruto tasted like, how pink his skin could get, what shades he'd bruise in.

☀️ Naruto would adore hugging. His arms would be around Shikamaru's neck, him draping into his side, sagging into his arms, practically hanging off of him any chance he could get.

☀️ Shikamaru planned to stay a regular jonin but eh, that's not going to work. Naruto made a vague joke about Shikamaru becoming his advisor one day, so now Shikamaru is going to dedicate his entire life and all his effort into being qualified for that position! Just in case! Tee hee!

☀️ Naruto would steal his clothes. Non-stop, every day, all the time. He'd love the smell of Shikamaru and would just want to drown in it endlessly.

☀️ Shikamaru would be the type of weirdo to buy them a house. The perfect one would go on the market and sure, it's a little premature and assumption to make, but he'd calculate the pros and cons and go for it.

☀️ Naruto would want to hold hands constantly. Even before they started dating, there's so much physical contact he missed out on growing up. He'd want to be close to someone, and the fact that Shikamaru allows it? The fact that he isn't annoyed? Naruto can hardly believe it.

☀️ Shikamaru... let's just say bro wouldn't be lazy in bed. We all know what's lurking in there.

☀️ Naruto definitely has more stamina than him though and would want to keep going. Do with that what you will.

☀️ Shikamaru thinks he's the lucky one, someone so gorgeous and strong being with someone drab like him. Meanwhile, Naruto thinks he's the lucky one. Shikamaru is so smart and level-headed, and the fact that Shikamaru is with someone as annoying as him? Insane to him.

☀️ Naruto could be screaming at the top of his lungs and Shikamaru would never, ever find him annoying.

☀️ Again, the sillies ♥️ I love them forever and ever I need MORE of them in my life

ShikaNaru Headcanons

☀️Shikamaru definitely realizes his feelings first and it is 100% an "oh, shit" moment.

☀️I imagine the Nara clan to love not as angrily as the Uchiha, but just as obsessively. Where the Uchiha seek to almost possess, the Nara clan covets knowledge. In this case, Shikamaru wants to know everything about Naruto— no detail is too small.

☀️ I'm not saying Shikamaru is stalking him, but he'd definitely follow him everywhere. Like, he's not trying to hide. Naruto just hasn't noticed because it's... Well, it's Naruto.

☀️And the few times he does notice him it's just— "Wow, what're you doing here Shikamaru? 😀" baby you should be asking why you've seen him ten different times this week and it's only Monday.

☀️Nara Fixation Nara Fixation Nara Fixation Nara Fixation Nara Fixation Nara Fixation, did I say Nara Fixation yet?

☀️Naruto wants for nothing because somehow, Shikamaru always knows exactly what he needs and is able to predict exactly when he's going to need it.

☀️ Naruto never quite realizes the depth of the obsession/love. He's just completely oblivious to the fact that Shikamaru is kind of, slightly, a little bit (maybe a lot a bit) insane. With a cherry on top.

☀️ Lowkey, I am a huge fan of crazy Shikamaru. Like, not outwardly crazy, but "I know your height, weight, regular resting heart rate, wrist diameter, and how many times you've said 'believe it' today" crazy Shikamaru. Knows too much Shikamaru.

☀️Naruto 100% just assumes they're dating after a while of certain details accumulating. Shikamaru feeds him like, daily. Shikamaru has shared a bed with him several times. They spend a lot of time together. They hold hands. Shikamaru knows like, everything about him somehow.

☀️ Naturally, they must've been dating this entire time and Naruto simply didn't notice until now. And because Naruto has zero experience with healthy relationships, he just accepts this as fact and moves on with his life.

☀️ Shikamaru when Naruto grabs him by the face on day, plants a huge kiss on him with no context, and then skips off: 👁️👄👁️

☀️ Come on, it'd be so funny.

☀️ Insert Naruto also knowing a surprising amount about Shikamaru, because he's more attentive than people give him credit for. Shikamaru follows him around so much, of course he learns about him over time. He may be an idiot, but he's not a moron. Or... something like that.

☀️ Naruto is just happy someone actually wants to be around him. Sasuke is Sasuke, Sakura constantly yells at him, Kakashi literally runs, Yamato is only around for training, and Sai just insults him in increasing intervals when they're together.

☀️ Touch-Starved! Naruto vs. Can't get enough of touching him! Shikamaru! Go! Fight!

☀️ Shikamaru "he's never going to love me" Nara and Naruto "I wonder when Shikamaru is gonna propose" Uzumaki

☀️ Naruto just goes to the court house and files the documents himself. Surprise, Shikamaru. Not only does he love you, you've been married for the past four months.

☀️ Alternatively, Shikamaru could pull the same move. Oh, you kissed me on the mouth? Sounds like a proposal to me.

☀️ For a certified genius, Shikamaru would absolutely be the kind of idiot to assume Naruto couldn't ever return his feelings. There could be so much evidence to the contrary and it really WOULD take an entire kiss to the lips to convince him.

☀️ No worries, Naruto is more than willing to oblige.

☀️ Basically um I love them, they're both smart AND stupid in different ways, but they make it work. And nobody can change my mind.

[anxiety-catz]

I’ve seen the thumbnail around before but the video itself is very charming

[deltagon20362]

meow. you are literally the most feral youtuber on here. idk why i called you a youtuber it's not even close to an accurate description the type of energy you give off but it's already typed. youre in no way a youtuber but you are very feral

thanks for the compliment

[spookyuu]

Appreciation Post!!

I've seriously been wanting to make a big post appreciating some of the dca content creators that I love (especially after getting to know some of them better) so here's a bunch of compliments and thoughts on them! (Also this is in no order, ily all very much ❤)

@madame-mongoose: Monnster!!! Oh, I love Monnie. Very bullyable (this is a pro). Always so funny and making me laugh. When Monnie comes online, I know there's gonna be some fun times to be had. Easy to talk to and my clone apparently. I wouldn't have made all these new friends if it weren't for Monnie and Sy, so I'm very appreciative of her uwu. Art is very shapely, bendy, very cartoonish in a pleasing way. And very unique to Monnie! I don't think I've seen anyone else with an artstyle like Monnie's. Characters are juicy, very well thought out and full of pain. Your mom.

@suokumi: You came crashing in one day and life has never been the same. Suo is full of love and passion and awful terrible disgusting sleeping habits. But they make up for it by telling everyone else to take care of themselves because they love you sososo much. Really talented, but don't tell them that or else they'll die. Anyway yeah, Suo Art my beloved and also Suo my beloved because we're married. Can bust out 50+ sketches in an hour and is like "dont look" even though I'm frothing at the mouth and shaking them. I love you Suo mwah ❤️

@opudontdonut: La Creatura!!! Bites everyone like watermelon. very fun, very gremlin. Pops in every now and again and throws everyone into a frenzy. A biting frenzy. Good Gaslighter. Take that as you may. Draws chibis really unique in a way I cannot replicate but is so so so so cute. Art is very distinct too!!! The line work especially is very noticable? Thick black lines. Draws the boys v skrunkly too. Nightmare and therapy au my beloveds.

@ariisonfire: TALENTED!!! Very, very talented. Animates, codes, arts, does just about everything and is good at it. Very funny doodles, very dorky. I love Ari!!! Very cute (cutest giggles this side of uh. Idk just really cute giggles) and provides me with Vector content. My spouse, no matter what Lily says.

@skittlewaffle: LOVE the way Kay draws the boys. Her art in general is so sharp and intentional. Precise. Very cartoony as well, good for animation me thinks. Has good AU ideas and brainstorms really well. Literally. The fucking paragraphs kay busts out that obliterate my mind. Also very fun person to hang out with, very silly.

@pillowspace: Beautiful, wonderful person. Somehow manages to draw on her 3ds??? Like a god?? Loves rotini (eat something else I'm begging you) KEEPS FUCKING REBLOGGING MY WATERFALLS PIECE Also has similar brain thoughts as me (ooie to Angel Tango jumpscare) Has a beautiful voice, fr. Sang a song for me which melted my little heart. Makes gut-bustingly funny gifs at the speed of light. Also says??? Things that make no sense but are very funny.

@vilz: Oof, what's not good to say about Val? You know that meme that's like "You're the funniest mother fucker on this webbed site" that's Val. Val's the funniest. Their comics always make me bark laugh like an idiot. Writes very poetically, reading their stuff is like. Like being punched but with a soft caress. Val art is good for the soul, me thinks. Even their doodles on receipt paper give me all the chemicals. Hanging out with Val leaves me smiling for the rest of the day, very fun company.

@cloudyvoid: SUPER talented. Can you believe they drew and rigged their own Vtuber model? I know, impressive right? Draws the DCA skrunkly and lanky just how I like 'em. BRAINS SO HARD WITH ME ABOUT DROWSIE AND GAIA!!? Very nice wonderful person as well, fun company. And ooughhh I just love the oc brainrot with her. Could do it all day, love you mwah.

@crazedauthor: Knows all the fanfics. Well maybe not all, but knows the ones I happen to be thinking about. Pops in mid brainstorm to add something juicy that adds fuel to the fire. Human gasoline. Got obliterated by 1 (one) chip. o7

@daunsun: Another sketch machine. Gives me Eclipse content. FIABC liker, which automatically elevates her status. Tries to shoot people who make fanart, but she deserves it so idk what to tell you. And then turns around and makes fanart for other ppl. smh double standards. Love the way she draws humans. And the boys, but that goes without saying. Honestly the way daun draws the boys is sooo good it's like. I can't even describe. It's like cupcake. Long cupcake.

@cakesfunhouse: Hi __ I'm Cole looking ass. Shoots me dead with fluffy ramblings all the fucking time. Brainstorms really well, dropping good ideas like they had them shoved in their pockets ready to throw. Actually really sweet and fun to talk to. Gremlin, though so beware, they bite. Draws biblically accurate dca fluff, so what's not to love. Will pop in randomly while you're talking to someone else to add something that kills me dead. Like wheezing laughter.

@nmfergus: Nikki my beloved 💜 such a sweetheart, loves to see people happy and excited, always asking questions and seeing how everyone is doing. CHICKENS!!! Farmville. Also Corndrop. Ask Nikki about corndrop. Can you guess what he sells? It's corn. The answer is corn.

@paper-lilypie: LILY!!! omg Lily real. Art is all soft lines and easy to read expressions and kisses and snuggles and basically when I see lily art it's like drinking a cup of hot cocoa. Also the way Lily draws hands? God, what a legend. Give me your hands. Little hater. And enabler. But she's my little hater/enabler so it's okay ❤️ love me a good Lily spotting. Has good au ideas too.

@sycopomp: SYBORG!!! I wouldn't be making this post if it weren't for them and Monnster. Sy writing makes brain go brrrr. Has this way of setting stuff up that pays off later? Like little hints into things that are really fun to pick apart/notice on your own. I can always picture what's happening in Sy writing really well which sucks for me personally when they write ouchie owies. But I love them for it mwah ❤️

@sinnabee: AH Sinna!!! Magician Au makes my brain neurons activate so hard. Very sweet as well, love doing magmas with her. Also funny and caring. Don't get to hang out with much because if timezones but I am always very happy when I do get to vibe with a Sinna. Has wonderful beautiful line work and cool ocs I want to know more about.

@spaciebabie: Chaos. (I'm tempted to have that be the only thing I put here) Also makes me laugh!! drops in and says some shit that has me giggling sillystupid. Art is bubbly. Round. Rotund. Want to get to know better!!! Pizza.

Special Mentions/People I want to get to know better:

@oobbbear: Bearz. Bearz my beloved. Your art makes my heart explode. And you're so funny even without knowing you well. 👁👁 The way you draw so chibi and yet so detailed? Like the way you draw hands? Impeccable. Also H mouth. H mouth so cute. I honestly don't think I would have gotten into drawing Sun and Moon fanart if it wasn't for Bearz' aus infecting me like a disease. So everyone say thank you to Bearz for roping me into this!

@hexheathen: MY NUMBER ONE FAN ❤ My bestie who doesn't know the jesties. I love you with all my heart, and I love spending time with you and the rest of our pals. This is my appreciation post and I say you get appreciated.

@bones-of-a-rabbit: SHY BEAN. Drops some cute ass shit and skitters away. Wish I could know better! They have a lot of good ideas and honestly I see them as one of the best fluff writers for DCA content. It was in Reality Not Fine my beloved. I've said it once and I'll say it again: They really capture the word "Lovestruck" with their expressions. When people say, "They looked at them like they hung the moon and the stars," I imagine the way Rabbit draws sun and moon looking at y/n. It's honestly such a talent.

[melonlthawne]

@radioactive-earthshine oh man you make me think of that “me and my clone eating watermelon” video….I kinda wanna do it

leave drawing ideas/suggestions below : )

[ilovepadme]

STAR WARS PREFERENCES/HEADCANONS SORRY NOT SORRY

Feel free to request any character/characters! I’m just having fun here lol.

How they would behave at the annual Thanksgiving:

Clone wars edition:

Obi Wan:

-plans the entire thing (with Padme) and stresses over it for like 2 weeks.

-INSISTS on having green bean casserole.

-Stops Anakin and Ahsoka from fighting over the drumsticks.

- “Hits” on Satine the whole time (actually just recites quotes from his favorite books that he thinks she would like)

Anakin:

- Obi Wan seriously regrets inviting this fucker

- Brings two giant watermelons for some reason which he proceeds to sadly eat in the corner when Dooku says he needs to wash his hair.

- Drunk on spiked egg nog, he announces to everyone that he has a crush on Padme and is not sure if she likes him back.

- Tries to be helpful in the kitchen but ultimately gets kicked out.

Rex:

- Brings Diet Coke.

- forces as many people as possible to watch the bachelor with him after dinner.

- offered to help cook but ended up trying to make mash potatoes in the microwave (and burning them).

- wears camo crocks to the function

Ahsoka:

- starts SO many arguments

- “ no,no,no- HEY! YOU WANNA FIGHT? LETS FUCKING FIGHT!”

- OBSESSED with pumpkin pie.

- Probably starts a fight about it with Anakin who is literally a seagull eating everyone’s food.

- Totally down to watch the bachelor with Rex

Padme:

- Padme is hosting of course 💅

- Istg this bitch puts coke in her food- it is insanely delicious

- makes everyone take their shoes off at the door #clean house qween

- makes Anakin his own little chicken so that he doesn’t cry about not getting the piece he wants.

- Makes lots of toasts 🥂

- I feel like she's really into cranberry sauce

Maul:

- Only came for the food

- Flirts with Padme to get on Anikan’s nerves

- LOVES sparkling apple cider

- Does tik tok dances in the drive way while everyone eats in hopes that 1. Somone will notice he’s missing 2. Someone will be “flabbergasted” at his fabulous dance skills

Qui Gon:

- He’s just chilling and playing cards with Yoda.

- Brings pecan pie and homemade granola bars

- He spends a good chunk of time discussing hair routines with Padme

- disapproves of all technology so he politely declines Rex’s offer

Yoda:

- as I mentioned, he's playing cards

- roasts Dooku

- dude brought creamed spinach

- literally does not give af

- to Rex: “ Like your Crocks I do. Yes hrmm”

Windu:

- Brings a book of crosswords so that he doesn't have to engage with the others

- down for the candied yams though

- giving Anikan the dirtiest looks all evening

- brings brussel sprouts which Qui Gon is all over

- leaves early because he has very low bs tolerance

Dooku:

- Would rather be at home watching reruns of friends because he's a literal psychopath

- Sneakily watching the Bachelor but he’s making it so obvious

- probably joins Maul to do tik tok dances in the driveway #L

- Eats mashed potatoes exclusively

Ventress:

- Was invited but did not come bc she's way too cool for that shit

- Drives by the next day to drop of some pomegranates for Padme ( who she has a secret soft spot for) without a note. Padme knows who sent them ;)

Hope you guys enjoyed :) I love doing these so feel free to drop requests in my dms!

[parasitoidism]

I really am just eating a watermelon with my clone these days tbh

[clonesandmoans]

I immediately thought of this when I saw the Eat it or Yeet it ask. The 501st (and maybe some other clones) getting Anakin (and maybe Ahsoka) to play real life Fruit Ninja. Oh the chaos 😁

OH HELL YES????? MY FAV APP GAME AS A TWEEN? The mess. The screaming. The poor fruit as it’s vaporized. Would there be explosions? Idk somehow they would manage to do it

​i am now imagining a poor watermelon being ZZZZZNGED by ahsoka’s shoto clean through. One half ends up rolling away down the street and the other falls right onto fives’ face (busts his lip open)

Cody and Obi-Wan walk in and are like WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???? Then leave and try it on their own LMAO