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puhpandas · 27 days ago

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food analysis here we go

Vanessa is eating these weird glamrock inspired corndogs, and also seems to be enjoying what looks like a Monty fizzy faz can, or just a random soda like mountain dew since theres no actual pizzaplex elements on the can

Bonnie is a Pizza shake enjoyer from the concept art above!

Gregory seems to be a tropical drink enjoyer since this Monty drink looks fruity (maybe strawberry lemonade for the pink?). its not an actual drink from the game, but apart of the concept art below! it looks kinda like a mocktail, def fruity (Monttail)

Helpi/Helpy is a fazbear flan enjoyer apparently, the concept art version above and not the actual in game fazbear flan

and Chica is enjoying the cupcake themed after herself also in the concept art above!

#roxy and cassie have nothing lmao #eat that shit dry #pandas.txt #gregory #vanessa #bonnie #chica #helpy

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signalhill-if · 1 year ago

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once ate cereal with water. couldn't open the milk :(

Anon you're worse than me

#eat that shit DRY #ask #anonymous

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b4kuch1n · 2 years ago

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myth of the bare palm

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Our kind used to be hulking things of feathers and claws,

more gods than animals, roaming the snowed planes endless,

until we found each others

and in jubilant relief reached out

claws retracting,

feathers shedding,

so the moment of contact branded heat against bare skin.

#bakuspecial #comic #original art #ask to tag #hi! more creachure #for the record my perspective on this is that I'd fucking love to look like that^ and the #shedding of claws and feathers is a sacrifice #okay Im done lol annual cringe poetry slot filled #what do we learn? well we learn we should remember to prep our gotdamn nib #(I forgot to remove the oil on the nib lol I just plugged that shit in raw on purchase)#(no wonder it held like. two drops of ink at most)#and we learn drawing feathers with a dip pen slaps. just kinetically awesome #movement so slick I forgot and did the vane direction backward for the majority of this lmao #but it was fun. I also forwent the light table for this one so I didnt have to glue my eyes to the paper or turn off my light #waiting for the ink to dry properly sucks tho... well. you win some you lose some #okay. I gotta so lay down now. or eat dinner I havent decided #have a good nite! collide with a guy at high velocity okay?

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rapidhighway · 17 days ago

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#ughhh i need to get my stupid eating back in order im sooo fucked up i feel like shit and i cannot sotp thinking about food day and night #i feel like im some vampire thats starving and is about to suck dry the first person it sees ughhherfjvrbng #im crazy broooooooo #i googled it and apparently this can be a sign of illlness or something but ive been struggling with the whole disordered eating things for #years and years and years #im wondering if i dont just have atypical depression tho cause that would. explain some stuff #and the whole eating thing too ig idk its so hard to think about regulating my diet in any way and not swing right into one of the extremes #literally unable to not just eat everything in sight or starve goddam #uhhhh sowwy for the rant vent thing but im just really tired of the situation... -.-

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lokh · 2 months ago

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every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog

#and i KNEW this which was why i insisted on not getting dogs though they keep trying to gaslight me #into thinking that i agreed on the dogs. i didnt and i wish id railed against it harder #because ill be honest i knew i didnt want to take care of a dog i wasnt in the headspace #but i also knew that if they got the dog that the actual caring duties would be foisted off to me #and the things that They would have to do ie go to the vet nd pay the bills etc theyd complain about and avoid #and thats one thjng. but oh my fucking god. my dad specifically #its like hes trying to get these dogs to die. we have several plants in the backyard #bad for dogs. i point them out. i have pointed them out Several times.#theyre his plants the gardens his thats none of my things. he just goes oh they wont get into them #THEYRE DOGS. but he doesnt want to move his fucking plants #one of the dogs is on medicine but has a habit of not eating his food in the morning #which means if u leave his medicine in hjs bowl the other dog might eat it #one solution is to give him the tablet straight. because hes good about eating it #he doesnt want to because 'thats gross'. Are you five fucking years old #the dog doesnt like the texture of dry food so another solution is to wet it #dad wont do that either because 'hes too spoiled' and 'it takes time' ONE MINUTE?????????#like i have to assume this is some kind of ploy to make me do it instead when i dont wake up that early #because if its not then hes truly just incompetent or doesnt care about the dogs #which brings me back to WHY DID YOU GET THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.#im sick of having to worry about them when he just does shit like this its wasting my time and its wasting money #but ohhhh we dont want to give the dogs away theyre part of the family 🥺#CLEARLY. because apparently u wanted kids but didnt want to take care of them either!!#im pissed off!!! im tired!!!!!!!!#i need to know im not going batshit here for being pissed off!!!!!#the dogs are getting back to back problems and at least some of it would have been mitigated by oh.#i dont know. the bare minimum?????#at least if the plants had been taken care of i wouldnt have to wonder if theyd just gotten into them #or if its an actual problem like a mass or bite. but no now i dont know #and at this rate were going to waste money going to the vet every fucking week

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conanssummerchild · 1 year ago

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A-B-E-D connoisseur of christmas, on the spectrum? none of your business

#alex says shit #alex is an idiot #this has been fucking rolling around in my head ALL DAY #like omg #i love abed #also he is so real bcs buttered noodles are the only way i would eat them when i was a kid #then i stopped eating butter and just ate plain arse dry spaghetti #but im healing soon i'll be going back into my buttered noodle era trust #abed nadir #trobed #community #nbc community #autism

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thebrainofmae · 2 months ago

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I started Interview with the Vampire

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #ok number ONE he should not be wearing those gloves just wash and dry your hands well and no lotion etc #SECOND if for some reason he must wear gloves like an unusual material or some danger to him #they should NOT be fabric gloves those can abrade the materials and leave behind microfibers #but ideally no gloves at all #SECOND the way he handles those books oh my god #be CAREFUL spines are fragile old paper is fragile do you even know if the covers are still properly attached???#hold them with both hands put them in a cradle or on the table as you read don’t flip through the pages like that old paper is brittle #and then he CARRIES THE DIARY INTO THE SUNLIGHT TO READ IT BETTEE #BETTER #THERES A REASON WHY WE KEEP THAT SHIT IN WINDOWLESS VAULTS #WELL A FEW REASONS BUT ONE IS THAT MUCH LIKE VAMPIRES BASICALLY ALL ARCHIVAL MATERIALS WILL BEGIN TO DETERIORATE IN SOME WAY WHEN #KEPT IN THE SUN #GET A LAMP #and LASTLY LASTLY LASTLY #the BIGGEST THING #HE’S EATING #HE’S EATING OVER THE MATERIALS HE’S GOT HIS FOOD NEXT TO THEM ON THE TABLE #WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO FETCH THE MOLD AND THE BUGS AND TJE #MICE YOURSELF DANIEL #SAVE SOME TIME JUST LET IT ALL LOOSE IN THERE #anyway I really love the rest of the show

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megaawkwardhuman · 1 year ago

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paul look at me

look at me

SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP

YOU SET NANDERMO UP IN THE FIRST PLACE

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?!?!??!?!?!1

#new flash: if you set up a potential relationship #like putting in overt very nonplatonic moments and everything #PEOPLE #ARE #GOING #TO #SHIP #IT #AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT #ALSO THE FANS DO IN FACT KNOW WHAT WE WANT DUMBASS #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again #I've been eating dry wall ever since 1 am

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bongo-thebear · 2 months ago

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Leaning into making my favorite characters struggle. Henry emily is getting a buzz cut/very short cut between 7ish and 20ish because he just cannot take care of his hair. Anytime he has long hair its because someone else is helping him with it or its matted. Thank you henry emily's mom, jojo emily, and william afton. Its a shame you all died.

#thank you youknowho #i need to get back into this. i have hcs for william with specifically incontinence but i fear what i say can be seen as sexual.#guys who forget to eat or sleep if not reminded #henry emily's room starts to look like a hoarders house as soon as jojo dies #i think william's also weird about hoarding but not in the same way as henylry #henry uses papertowels(for drying hands) twice at least. he never throws away anything with a lid.#only half of the shit he saves ever gets used again #i have so many thoughts but most are inherently gross.#also toxic piece of shit william throwingg away stuff form hen's hoard because its “gross and unhealthy and unneeded” and the #and the panic and distraught that comes from that

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abbyandersonstargirl · 1 year ago

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why do british people eat like it’s still the great depression???? :(

#babe wake up aj’s shit postin’ again #yall scare me #the food looks so bland and dry :(#who tf eats beans on toast???#yall accents are fire tho 😹☝🏾

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months ago

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nothing makes me feel like a golden god quite like a new recipe turning out delicious on the first try. unfortunately, conversely nothing makes me feel more 'I am god's mistake' than spending all that time and effort on something and having to make a sandwhich b/c the results were inedible if you want to retain your capacity for delight. the duality of home chef

#it's only been a couple of times in the last like six years I've made something truly unpalatable #(and at least two of them were not on me I think the recipes were misguided from the start in hindsight)#but man it's such a downer every time haha it makes me feel like the ultimate failure. I shame everyone who's ever held a spatula. woe #but NOT TODAY! that shit rocked I did good #I have been slowly leveling up my preparing beans from dry game and I think I'm finally reaching a place of consistently ok results!#(that was never something we did at home when I was growing up and not something my mum does either so I had to start from scratch #it's really a big help to come from a home where we do a lot of communal cooking tho! having some basics down is good)#I am also realizing that if I ever get a partner they are um. unlikely to be quite as contented as me with eating pretty much the same stuf #a good two thirds are just variations on stir fry. for years at a time lol. so expanding my reportoir of recipes could be a wise investment #also I don't care for most meat so also finding good vegetarian/vegan recipes (b/c there are tricks to making it amazing!)

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paul-simon-juggling · 2 years ago

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Today I bring you the "Paul losing his fertility" gifset.

#this just kept going didnt it?#he's goin thru the menopause #gone are the days of paul simon mpreg #hes drying up hes losing his fertility #paul getting violated during interviews part 84389032 #his thoughts are so loud #idk does anyone have any requests for gifsets maybe??#i have a few in mind but I think about this god forsaken exchange daily #i wanted to see arts reaction here I wanted to see his shit-eating grin #you can see the exact moment of “The Fuck..??” on his face in the final gif #paul simon #do i tag frank bough for the thriving frank bough fandom here on tumblr?#frank bough #there you guys go #simon and garfunkel #simon & garfunkel #simon and garfunkel gifs #maybe??#s&g

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alley-witch · 14 days ago

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I fucking hate it when I don’t get enough milk in EVERY SPOONFUL OF MY CEREAL like what the fuck physics?? I don’t want it to feel like I’m eating cheerios and their BUBBLES??

#fuck #this is why I don’t eat cereal #remind me never to eat this shit again #cheerios are dry #Christ

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archerdork · 1 year ago

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a comprehensive review of the three first episodes of OFMD: by me

ahem

FUCK

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #even though it isn't spoilers but i aint risking it #ofmd s2 spoilers #i have chewed through an entire shipload of dry wall and have started on the ship itself #FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT im so excited for this season by god and jesus and his bike i will continue to eat jenkins' house if he fucks this up #shut up jonna

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beelzebubsbois · 7 months ago

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I am happy to be that one Anti-Endo that said he's better than endos because I don't tell people to kill themselves.