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roselyn-writing · 8 months ago

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🌼💚Layla Buyunni OC lore 🍀🌳

Name meaning: ‘Night’ in Arabic. ‘Buyuuni’ means ‘The Keeper’ in the old Virginian language

Date of birth: 3rd of September 1440 (in Virginian time and year)

Age: 23 (Youngest Oc so far).

Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Hair: Long straight blonde hair.

Eyes: Green.

Skin tone: Porcelain.

Favourite food: roasted veggies, veggies, broth veggies, omelettes, Chickpea sandwiches, peas quinoa salad.

Least favourite food: Beef, Chicken, Jelly.

Aesthetics: Gardener, librarian, flowers, nature, forests, green aesthetics, plants, cottagecore, greencore.

Favourite colours: Green shades, white, Turquoise, Brown, Gold.

Job: Florist, Librarian.

Likes: Nature, learning new things, animals, quietness, cleanliness, reading books, writing poetry, likes to take care of her plants/flowers, Pixies and fairies, green clothes, green jewels, etc.

Powers: Plant-based powers, psychic abilities. Plant manipulation, Chlorokinesis, slight sound manipulation, Immortality, and Complete control of plant life. Healing magic, Her eyes glow green when she uses her powers, self resurrection, immortality, Hair manipulation (only in Verdant Seraph form)

Items: Eternal Verdant core (Its shape is similar to the heart of Tefiti from Moana, but it is bigger and has a heart-like shape with plant-based runic, etc.) Later, it infused with her soul making her a god-like being.

Hate/dislike: sexism, plant abusers, animal abusers, bigots, racist people, liars, criminals, parents who abuse their children, rude people, people who hate other people for being different, etc, nature abusers, etc.

Pet(s): Layla has a plant-like creature that she made out of her powers and pure essence it is similar to “Bellossom” from Pokemon, She named it ‘Marigold’

Faceclaim: Meghan Ory.

voice claim: Stephanie Sheh (Usagi Tsukino English VA)

Personality: Layla is very shy when she sees new people, but when she gets to know them very well, she won’t be shy with them at all, she talks and interacts freely with them.

"I feel the verdant energy coursing through me, surging like vines in search of life and sustenance. I harness its power and focus my will. The plants around me respond by swaying in rhythm, weaving a thick, green tapestry of life, And I swear by the holiness of nature I will use it for good!" ______ Layla Buyunni’s quote

Her lore is inspired by Anne Jefferies and the fairies but I decided to make it darker and bloodier hehe 😝.

[The Lore] CW: Blood, Death.

Across the north where the wind from the south meets the northern sea of Ma’chilga town as if they were lovers from different parts of the world, There, was a happy little girl called Layla Buyunni, She works as a florist and a caregiver to an old lady called ‘Granny Mira’

Layla is known among the people as a happy and carefree girl, let alone a very beautiful and popular girl in the town too. Every day, she finishes her morning chores in Granny Mira's house then she goes to the market to buy groceries so she can cook and prepare a meal for herself and Granny Mira.

This was her daily routine for years until one day, she was cleaning the backyard with a broom, when she heard a rustling in the bushes, at first she didn’t care at all, she continued to clean the backyard until the rusting became more frequent and annoying, she decided to go and see what is hiding behind the bushes and she saw nothing at all, confused, she decided to head back to the yard and continue cleaning it.

This time, she heard a lot of voices and more rustling in many bushes near her, she was beginning to freak out. She clenched her hands onto the broom as if it were a weapon, she gasped with utter shock when she saw 6 dwarves dressed in green and white garbs coming towards her way. They stopped when they came face-to-face with Layla. They looked at her and smiled.

“Hello, Fair Maiden,” The leader of the dwarves greeted her.

Layla was so shocked that she didn’t reply, she kept looking at them and said nothing, at first, she thought she was dreaming or something. Until one of the dwarves climbed on her feet and she yelped in shock as she backed away from them.

“Worry not, fair maiden,” Their leader said, his tone genuine and soothing, Then six dwarves dressed in green and white outfits came to meet her. They all stood in a row in front of Layla and smiled up at her.

“A-a-a-are you r-real?” Layla finally spoke, she was stuttering and her tone was scared and shy. She was in disbelief, still not believing what she was seeing, she rubbed her eyes with her hands and looked at them and they were still there.

The dwarves laughed at her; They nodded their heads while doing so.

“Of course, we are, fair maiden,” said their leader, It is a dwarf who wore a white hat while the other green ones.

Terrified, she fiercely swung her broom at the dwarves, They dodged her attack and looked at her in complete confusion, Their leader, Mattan, raised her hand at her in indifference so that he could explain the situation to her.

“Layla, stop it!” Mattan declared with a firm tone.

In complete bewilderment, Layla dropped her broom, she lifted a surprised eyebrow “How did you know my name?”

“We know you, but you don’t know us,” came his vague reply.

Layla only blinked twice or thrice at this, she didn’t know what to do or say; Dwarves appearing in your garden isn’t something you see every day or something you can barely process. Layla swallowed hard, trying her hardest to understand the situation she was in.

“Okay? And what do you want?” Layla inquired.

Mattan stepped closer, he gently raised his hand and touched the hem of her dress. He didn’t say anything in the least, He only did some hand gestures. A thick white fog like a cloud in a clear sky enveloped them and in fear, Layla covered her eyes.

It didn’t take long for Layla to take her hands from her eyes and see what happened. She is in a different place now – a jungle — a forest, She is in a forest-like place, full of thick trees and green grass. As if she is in a perfect forest in some fairytale.

The dwarves started to walk and Layla trotted behind them. Mattan was talking about the history of this glorious forest while Layla was eagerly looking around the place. She smiled as he mentioned something about ‘willow trees’ she loves them so much.

In a flash, Mattan and his dwarves came to a halt, Mattan looked directly into Layla’s eyes as he pointed a finger at her.

“Layla, You are the daughter of the mother forest,” Mattan announced suddenly.

Layla, bewildered at his claim, she calmly shook her head. “No sir, I’m no such thing,” She replied.

Mattan, still determined to prove himself right. “You are!” He said determinedly.

Layla shook her head. “No, Sir.”

“You are!”

“No, Sir.”

Mattan breathed to calm himself. Layla is as stubborn as a mule to accept the truth.

Mattan sat on a big rock. “Haven’t you asked yourself, where are your parents?” Mattan asked.

Layla’s eyes fixed on him. “I have, many times to count,” She said in a quiet tone.

“Both of your parents are gone, sadly,” Mattan told her, his tone is soft and mild. He paused then after long moments. “But, You must know your heritage, You are a verdant, a being of the forest and we need to protect you until you grow up into a powerful Sylvan!”

The dwarves nodded as they looked at Layla.

Layla was still in disbelief and she refused to believe any of this. “No, I’m no such thing.”

Suddenly, five dark creatures rushed towards Layla but Mattan easily blocked their path from Layla.

Layla gasped in utter shock and horror. From the look of them, they are dark dwarves, evil beings of chaos and evil. They are dressed in black and red clothes and they carry axes with them.

Mattan looked at Layla, He used his abilities to transported her back to her home. Layla was thankful to him for saving her life.

After days of this event, Layla discovered that she has some abilities, she can grow plants, flowers and everything that is plant-based. She told Granny Mira and the latter was shocked and scared.

“Please, Do not let the king know of this!” Granny Mira begged.

“Why?” Layla asked innocently.

Granny Mira breathed. “He hates magic, Because ‘magic’ is the reason for his wife's death,” She answered then she paused as if to remember what she was going to say. “Also, He will punish anyone that is doing magic or complicit in it!”

Layla was shocked, she didn’t know about this at all. No one in town said such a thing about magic.

“Okay, I got it,” Layla muttered as her head hunged down.

She was so happy about her gift, she wanted to help everyone and make their life easier, but now? She has to keep her gift a secret or everyone she knows will suffer.

Layla decided to look at the bright side. Granny Mira is right, she needed to keep this secret. Because if not: everyone she cares about is threatened with death. She decided to use her gift in secret and she won’t tell anyone about it except for Granny Mira, she already knows.

Days go by, and the dwarves finally come again to see Layla and to talk with her. They brought with them food and bread.

They sat in Layla’s room and surprised her. Layla smiled at them, it was the first time she smiled at them and she greeted them.

“Hello, Friends,” she greeted them happily.

The dwarves smiled and greeted her too, both were happy about their friendship. They decided to celebrate at little and the food they brought.

Layla took a bite of the bread, it was delicious and sweet, It was as if angels were singing in her mouth, she never tasted something as delicious as this. She thanked them for the food, she ate slowly and with manners, savouring every taste of it.

“This, this is delicious!” Layla spoke after she swallowed the bread.

“Glad you like it, It is called fairy bread,” Mattan exclaimed happily.

Then, The dwarves left, they brought with them so much food that Layla decided to put it on the hall table.

Later that day, Granny Mira invited her other friends, who were all older women just like her, she offered them the food that the dwarves brought to Layla. They took a bite of it and they were happy, they were praising Granny Mira for the delicious food she offered to them.

“This is delicious!”

“I have never ever tasted something like this!”

“This is out of this world!”

Granny Mira's smile flickered with a hint of bewilderment as she listened to their enthusiastic claims about the bread. Doubt crept into her mind, but curiosity got the better of her, with a determined nod, she reached for a piece and brought it to her lips. The moment she took a bite, her eyes widened in astonishment. The flavours exploded on her tongue, sending waves of delight through her senses. In a frenzy of hunger, she devoured the rest of the bread, savouring every delectable morsel as if she were a ravenous beast.

All her friends nodded. “See?” They chuckled at her display of hunger.

Granny Mira chuckled in agreement. She was embarrassed by her own inability to control herself. She is a well-mannered lady and she must show it.

When Granny Mira's friends left. She told Layla about the delicious bread and the food that was on the table, she laughed at how her friends, devoured it all, as if they were starving for days.

Layla smiled at this, she was happy but she was a little concerned since Granny Mira mentioned they ate the food that the dwarves gave her, and she was terrified that her caregiver friends would ask more of that food.

“Wellness, Granny,” Layla chuckled, trying her hardest to push her nervousness and concern away.

“You made it right? You always make delicious food,” Granny

Layla sighed. “No, I didn’t make it,” she confessed.

Granny blinked her eyes in pure confusion. “Y-you didn’t make it? Then who?”

Layla sat on the sofa. She looked at Granny and smiled “The fairies, or the dwarves, whatever they were,” she shrugged her shoulders. She was nonchalant and she didn’t know why.

“Layla, Tell me the truth,” Granny said as she sat beside her on the sofa.

“I told you the truth, It was the dwarves who made it for me.”

“That’s ridiculous!”

“It is the truth!”

Granny crossed her arms. “Layla! There are no such things as ‘fairies’ or ‘dwarves’”

“Fine! You want me to prove it to you?” Layla stated as she got to her feet and went to a different spot in the room and she started to move her hands as if to summon a paranormal creature.

It didn’t take long as a green glow sparkled in the room and six figures emerged from it. They were short and dwarves-like, unlike dwarves who were known for their green skin and ugly features, these dwarves had fair skin tones and good-looking facial features.

Granny placed her hands on her lips in pure astonishment. “Oh my! You are right! They are real.”

“See?” Layla grinned at her.

Granny Mira nodded and smiled. “Of course, But you must not tell the people about them Let alone the King,” Granny declared.

Layla nodded at her. “Of course, Granny.”

Times go by, and The dwarves continue to visit Layla and bring food for her, Granny’s guests enjoy the food and tell Granny how talented her daughter is for making the food, They were unaware of the dwarves or the fairies or even of Layla’s new gifts.

Unfortunately, One day, one of the King’s advisors heard some voices in the house of Layla and her Granny, They weren’t human and they didn’t belong to Layla or Granny, He heard of local stories of witches and glowing creatures, etc; he decided to take a permit to investigate the house.

He took a permit and he is heading to investigate Layla’s house. He saw things, He didn’t wish to make accusations without evidence.

Layla and Granny welcomed the King’s advisor. At first, He didn’t find anything regarding the ‘witches’ or ‘the glowing creatures’ that he heard or saw.

Unbeknownst to Layla or Granny, The King’s guards were awaiting the advisor's word so they could enter and capture Layla and Granny. but he didn’t give his signal at all.

The King’s advisor still didn’t see anything out of the ordinary in the house. He is still looking for clues and he sees glowing green spots on the floor. He raised an eyebrow as he looked at Layla and her Granny.

“Oh, that? That is some rare herbs I found deep in the forest!” Layla lied. She smiled as she looked him in the eye.

The King's advisor nodded. He didn’t know that it was a lie, her tone was genuine and sincere. and her body language didn’t show nervousness or lack of expression.

But the unexpected happened and one of the dwarves blew his cover as he fell from one of the top drawers of the kitchen.

The King’s advisor looked at Layla and Granny, He immediately lifted his finger and gave a signal towards the King’s guards. They came by kicking the door open and arrested Granny and Layla.

“Please! Please let us go!” Layla begged. “It is not what you think!”

His reply was a slap to her left cheek as he looked at her with disgust. “Silence! You witch!”

The guards took Layla and Granny to the King’s Yard for judgment.

At this moment, Hadi and Arouj were walking around the town, They heard people talking about a girl named Layla and her Granny, and that they were accused of witchcraft and magic.

Hadi’s interest was piqued by this. He knew there was more than meet the eye, He decided to do a rescue mission for Layla and her Granny, So, He pulled Arouj’s hand and they were running towards the King’s yard.

By the time Hadi and Arouj reached the place, the judge had said his final verdict and he saw Layla and her Granny were tied and ready to be executed.

His hand already glowed with green magic, With a snap of his fingers, the ropes on Layla and her Granny loosened, Layla quickly saw her chance and used her chlorokinesis, she shot out her palms, Thick hard vines curled themselves around the guards’ ankles and they were thrown away as if they were stones thrown by a catapult.

People gasped with horror and shock. They were scared of Layla’s powers, They ran at the sight of it. The King ordered his guards to kill Layla and The Granny.

So far, The King’s guards couldn’t get closer to Layla at all, until the King himself took Granny by surprise and killed her by decapitating her head with his sword. Layla gasped in shock and anger. The King’s sword is coated with blood, her Granny’s blood, She used her Chlorokinesis once again, she killed all the guards as her ravenous and scary monster plants killed the complicit in her Granny’s death.

Hadi magically pushed the guards away while Arouj used his lashers to kill them quickly, He didn’t want to but they forced his hands.

Layla growled with anger as she shot her palm against the king and his remaining guards. She commanded the ravenous vines to attack the evil King and his guards.

The King fought for his life till the end, But Layla decided to finish him quickly, One of Layla’s plant vines pierced him his heart, He yelled and gurgled as he placed his hand on his heart as if he was trying to lessen the pain but he couldn’t and died.

Hadi decided to intervene now. He slowly and carefully walked towards Layla. “We need to go,” He said urgently.

She smiled at him and nodded. “Let us go.”

Layla, Hadi and Arouj left the town, Hadi’s hands wreathed in a green glow as he conjured a portal to his home. Layla, Arouj and Hadi entered the portal before they were followed by the King’s guards.

Layla thanked Hadi for saving her and offering her a new place to stay, one where she could freely express herself and be herself.

She knew that she had fallen in love with Hadi Because he was the only guy who didn’t look at her as the guys would. He saw her as a friend and a great one. Layla fell in love with him and she likes him.

Aliyaa, Hadi and Arouj welcomed Layla and thus she stayed with them, as her new family. Layla also decided to look for answers about who she is and what happend to her parents.

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djcanipe99 · 2 years ago

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Dick: Where are we?

Wally : Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.

Will : Is this Conner’s funeral? Is that the corpse of Conner Kent?Wally , is that you?

[wally waves, embarrassed]

Will: Are you with Dick ? Where'd you guys park?

Wally :WILL!

Dick: What are you doing?

Wally : Taking off my shoes

Dick: Why?

Wally: Because I run faster with no shoes

Dick: You can't out-run that bear!

Wally: I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!

Dick: I'm out.

Wally: What does that mean?

Will: I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

Dick: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth...

Wally : I, for one, choose death.

Wally: Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.

Will: Not until he puts Jabba back in his Hut!

Will: We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick.

Wally : Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years.

Dick: Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery?

Wally : Come on,Dick. It's like when we'd jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. That was... higher than this...

Dick: But I never *did* jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn't looking!

Wally : Oh yea...

[Wally pushes Dick off the Treehouse]

Wally : [laying in the boat, after rapid riding] I about shit. Did you about shit?

Will: I about shit.

Dick: I did shit.

Dick : Oh shit!

Dick: What? Oh, shit? Oh, shit! What? Oh, shit?

Dick: [while falling off the waterfall]

[all together shout]

Dick: Oh, shit!

Wally : So this is Spirit River, we take that to Widowmaker Bend and then we hike to Devil's Staircase and that should lead us right to the top of Hellfire...

Dick: What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?

Will : No... but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.

Dick: I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you. Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia.

Wally : You're exaggerating again.

Dick : I'm afraid of the dark,dick.

Wally : So? There's a lot of people that are afraid of the dark.

Dick: I'm afraid of small spaces.

Wally : Again, not that abnormal.

Dick: Cellophane.

Will: Like Saran Wrap?

Wally: Yeah, you're alone on that one.

Dick: I won't even keep it in the house anymore, because I'm afraid that somehow it'll get draped over my head and stick to my mouth and nose and I'll suffocate. How pathetic is that?

Will: Very.

Wally : Wait a second. Will, were you really employee of the month?

Will: No! I lied about that too!

Will: [urging dick to climb through a hole] Come on Dick , your the only one small enough to get through.

Wally : That's what she said.

Dick:It crawled straight in my stomach!

Wally : Come on, let's go

Dick: I think it laid its eggs in my stomach!

Wally: You're a lot smarter than him. Right will?

Dick: Well, I wouldn't say a lot smarter.

Wally : Let's take Conner’s trip.

Will: I say hell yes!

Wally : [canoing through rapids] Will, it's getting big!

Will: No problem.

Wally : Like, really big!

Will: I'm in over my head!

Wally : What?

Will: I'm in over my head!

Wally : Don't tell me that!

Jade : My name is Jade.

Shiva : You may call me Shiva .

Jade : And if you're from the logging company you'll have to speak to our lawyers!

Will : [whispers toWally ] If you look to your left you can totally see their downstairs.

Wally : [calling] Uh, we're not, we're not from the logging company.

Jade , Shiva: [smiling and putting two fingers up] Peace!

Wally , Will, Dick : H-hey! Peace!

Wally : How do you guys get supplies?

Jade : [happily] When we need supplies, we radio the Earthchild Support Network!

Wally : [encouraged] Radio? You guys have a *radio*?

Shiva : Yeah we haven't used it since that last big thunderstorm. Remember thatJade ?

Jade : [inspired] Oh my god. That thunderstorm was *so* spiritual.

[jade gets up and dances as the guys look on, mesmerised]

Jade : [dreamily] Earthchild's limps were waving and heaving back and forth. It was like she was dancing to the rhythm of the thunder. It was just like... BAM! BAM! BAM! Full on, tantric orgasm.

Will: So where is this radio?

Dick: Tree had a orgasm?

[shiva gets up and excitedly holds Jade hands]

Jade : [excited] We danced naked in the storm all night!

Shiva : [dreamily] And then held each other soaking wet until the morning!

[dick watches totally mesmerised]

Shiva : [she and Jade look towards the guys] The rain is like a drug. It just makes you wanna...

Dick: What? Makes you wanna what?

[shiva and jade look at each other, giggle and run over to the guys and sit by them]

Wally : I'm what neurologists call slow!

Wally : When we get out of this someone's buying a round of drinks, not it.

Will : Not it.

Dick: Is there beer in heaven?

Wally : I was thinking more the bar in town.

Wally : Wow, this song is so uncool.

Wally : No worries, no responsibilities, just living in the moment.

Will : We'll shine them.

Wally: That would kill the fish.

Dick: What does the map say,Wally?

Wally : Oh, you know, it's a map.

Wally : TREEEEEES!

Dick:Wally , didn't you see that the river split on the map?

Wally : I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!

Young Conner: Hey, is it cool to be a grown up?

Wally : Not really my man

Wally : That bear loves you dick-o!

Wally : You guys, check out this map. It looks like Conner left us a treasure map.

Artemis : I won't do it! I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore.

Wally : Would nagging wife make you happier?

Artemis : ...Please tell me that was not you proposing to me.

Wally : I christen this, Duke the second!

[smashes beer bottle on canoe]

Kladur : Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.

[Artemis carries a cardboard box into her house as the answer machine comes on]

Wally : [on the answer machine] Hi, this is Wally , and I can't come to the phone right now because I am busy trying to convince the love of my life to give me another chance. And I will prove to her that I grew up just enough to know that I want the responsibility day in and day out of being there for her in this relationship which I am hoping will someday become marriage, kids and an *unbelievably* happy life together.

[Artemis starts to smile as she hears the message]

Wally : [hangs up] Hi honey.

[wally gets down on one knee and proposes toArtemis, who accepts his proposal. Wally stands up and embraces her]

Artemis : Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?

Wally : My record is 4 but I think I can do it.

Will : So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?

Wally : No, I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass was free-falling over a 100 foot waterfall

Will : So you don't have it?

Wally : But you could've left! Why'd you stay up here all these years?

Bruce : Seemed like a good idea at the time. Know what I mean, kid?

Wally : Yeah, I do.

Bruce: Have you ever spent 30 years in a cabin?

Wally : ...No.

Bruce: Well, then you don't know what I mean!

Wally : I mean, metaphorically, I know what you mean.

Bruce : Metaphorically, have you ever spent 30 years in a cabin?

Wally : Uh - no.

Bruce: Well then think before you talk!

Bruce : Remember, carry your friends wherever you go.

Dick: Close to your heart.

Bruce: Or on your back. I gotC.K.'s bones in my satchel. Thought I'd give 'em a proper burial. I spent 30 years waiting to have a life!

Dick: Where are we?

Wally : Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.

Dick: What are you doing?

Wally : Taking off my shoes

Dick : Why?

Wally : Because I run faster with no shoes

Dick: You can't out-run that bear!

Wally : I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!

Dick: I'm out.

Wally : What does that mean?

Will: I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

Dick: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth...

Wally: I, for one, choose death.

Dick: This trip is officially over! This is finished! Let's just go home.

Will : I agree. That is a great idea. All we've got to do is jump up over that 100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone... he liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And... hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool.

[Conner's French speaking girlfriend rubs herself on his casket]

Dick: Conner 's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do.

Dick : Hey, that sounds like Creed.

Will: I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed.

Will : We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick.

Dick: Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years.

Dick: Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery?

Dick: [the three boys are wearing only their boxers at night, after losing their clothes] You know, things are as bad as they could possibly get.

[starts raining hard,Wally and Willlook up at the rain]

Dick: I stand corrected!

Wally : Come on,Dick . It's like when we'd jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. That was... higher than this...

Dick: But I never *did* jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn't looking!

Wally : Oh yea...

[Wally pushes Dick off the Treehouse]

Dick: [doing his best c3p0 voice] We are in serious trouble my friends. All data points to us being... how do you human's say it? Completely screwed.

Dick: yeah. You know, that is... that's a good way to say it. That pretty much sums it up.

Dick: [doing his best c3p0 voice] As expected, Will is... drunk.

Wally : [laying in the boat, after rapid riding] I about shit. Did you about shit?

Will: I about shit.

Dick: I did shit.

Wally : Oh shit!

Dick: What? Oh, shit? Oh, shit! What? Oh, shit?

Dick: [while falling off the waterfall]

[all together shout]

Dick: Oh, shit!

Wally : So this is Spirit River, we take that to Widowmaker Bend and then we hike to Devil's Staircase and that should lead us right to the top of Hellfire...

Dick: What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?

Will : No... but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.

Dick: I bet you a hundred grand and my left nut that all you catch in that river is a cold.

Will: [after catching a fish] You owe me a hundred grand AND the left nut!

Dick: I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you. Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia.

Wally : You're exaggerating again.

Dick: I'm afraid of the dark,Wally.

Wally : So? There's a lot of people that are afraid of the dark.

Dick: I'm afraid of small spaces.

Wally : Again, not that abnormal.

Dick : Cellophane.

Wil: Like Saran Wrap?

Wally : Yeah, you're alone on that one.

Dick: I won't even keep it in the house anymore, because I'm afraid that somehow it'll get draped over my head and stick to my mouth and nose and I'll suffocate. How pathetic is that?

Will: Very.

Dick: [lying in a bed] So happy right now.

[the camera pans out, revealing jade lying next to Dick ]

Jade : [lovingly] That was really... really beautiful.

[Dick smiles and Jade moves closer and kisses him]

Jade : [lovingly holding Dick ] Hmmm will you get the light hon'?

Dick: Oh... yeah.

[Dick turns the light off using his foot]

Jade: [kindly] You're so good at that now.

[dick giggles]

Dick: Mmm, bacon.

Bruce: Squirrel.

Dick: Mmm... squirrel.

Dick: [as Jade is lovingly attending to him] I'm very good at giving a back massage... so if you wanna roll down those stockings I could give you one.

Jade : Stockings?

Dick: Uh, leg warmers?

Jade : [shows Dick one of her very hairy legs] I'm all natural.

[jade giggles]

Dick: Supernatural.

Dick: I have responsibilities and... I am a doctor now! I AM DOCTOR GRAYSON NOW!

Dick: It crawled straight in my stomach!

Wally: Come on, let's go

Dick: I think it laid its eggs in my stomach!

Wally : You're a lot smarter than him. Right Dick?

Dick: Well, I wouldn't say a lot smarter.

Dick: Are you running immigrants over the boarder again, coyote?

Will: Those guys fell asleep in my truck! I thought I'd just gotten shit-faced and bought a bunch of sombreros. I didn't know there were dudes underneath.

Dick: This is exactly what you hear about when people go into the deep woods in the middle of the summertime! Aside from getting all sorts of diseases and things, they just wind up being the victims of some kind of unexpected man-rape!

Jade : My name is Jade .

Shiva : You may call me shiva.

Jade : And if you're from the logging company you'll have to speak to our lawyers!

Will : [whispers to Wally ] If you look to your left you can totally see their downstairs.

Wally : [calling] Uh, we're not, we're not from the logging company.

Jade ,Shiva : [smiling and putting two fingers up] Peace!

Dick

Wally, Will ,Dick : H-hey! Peace!

Wally: How do you guys get supplies?

Jade : [happily] When we need supplies, we radio the Earthchild Support Network!

Wally: [encouraged] Radio? You guys have a *radio*?

Shiva : Yeah we haven't used it since that last big thunderstorm. Remember that Jade?

Jade: [inspired] Oh my god. That thunderstorm was *so* spiritual.

[ jade gets up and dances as the guys look on, mesmerised]

Jade : [dreamily] Earthchild's limps were waving and heaving back and forth. It was like she was dancing to the rhythm of the thunder. It was just like... BAM! BAM! BAM! Full on, tantric orgasm.

Will : So where is this radio?

Dick: Tree had a orgasm?

[Shiva gets up and excitedly holds Jade’s hands]

Jade : [excited] We danced naked in the storm all night!

Shiva : [dreamily] And then held each other soaking wet until the morning!

[Dick watches totally mesmerised]

Shiva: [she and Jade look towards the guys] The rain is like a drug. It just makes you wanna...

Dick: What? Makes you wanna what?

[shiva and Jade look at each other, giggle and run over to the guys and sit by them]

Bruce: Remember, carry your friends wherever you go.

Dick : Close to your heart.

Bruce : Or on your back. I gotC.K.'s bones in my satchel. Thought I'd give 'em a proper burial. I spent 30 years waiting to have a life!

Dick : Whoa... Matrix.

Dick : [after will had offered to distract Dennis and Elwood instead of Wally ] Give 'em hell,Willy

Will : [about to rapple down the tree] This Hellmart's open for business, and I'm slashing prices.

Dick: Hey guys look! A wild deer! All out in the open like that!

[Deer growls]

Dick : Stop, drop, and roll!

Wally: When we get out of this someone's buying a round of drinks, not it.

Will : Not it.

Dick: Is there beer in heaven?

Wally: I was thinking more the bar in town.

Dick: What does the map say, Wally ?

Wally : Oh, you know, it's a map.

Dick:Wally , didn't you see that the river split on the map?

Wally: I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!

Will : Let's go through there.

Dick : Where? There's no door!

Dick : You guys are spraying me.

Will: Give me a break. I'm writing your name.

Dick: Stop it!

Wally: Well I was a boyscout. Will , you were a boyscout, weren't you?

Will: No, but I ate a brownie once.

Will : Is this Conner 's funeral? Is that the corpse of Conner Kent ? Wally , is that you?

[Wally waves, embarrassed]

Will : Are you with Dick ? Where'd you guys park?

Wally: WILL!

Bruce: I spent the best years of my life sittin' on the porch, playin' the harmonica, waitin' for somethin' better. And the years have been goin' by faster, and faster, and then, all of a sudden, I was an old man.

Wally: Well I bet you can play the shit outta that harmonica!

Bruce: That I can. 'Cept there's no one around to hear me play it. Piece of advice: you can lose your money. You can spend it - all of it. Maybe work hard, get it all back. But if you waste your time, you're never gonna get it back.

Dick: I'm out.

Wally: What does that mean?

Will: I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

Dick : This trip is officially over! This is finished! Let's just go home.

Will: I agree. That is a great idea. All we've got to do is jump up over that 100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone... he liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And... hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool.

Wally: Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.

Will: Not until he puts Jabba back in his Hut!

Dick: Hey, that sounds like Creed.

Will : I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed.

Will: I'm not an astronaut, I'm an American.

Will : We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick.

Wally: Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years.

Dick : Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery?

Will : [as a bear sniffs around Dick] Stay calm. Get in the fetal position. It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position.

[the bear roars]

Will : Abort the fetal position! It's not working!

Wally : [laying in the boat, after rapid riding] I about shit. Did you about shit?

Will : I about shit.

Dick: I did shit.

Wally: Oh shit!

Dick : What? Oh, shit? Oh, shit! What? Oh, shit?

Dick: [while falling off the waterfall]

[all together shout]

Dick : Oh, shit!

Wally : So this is Spirit River, we take that to Widowmaker Bend and then we hike to Devil's Staircase and that should lead us right to the top of Hellfire...

Dick : What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?

Will : No... but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.

Will : It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head

Dick : I bet you a hundred grand and my left nut that all you catch in that river is a cold.

Will : [after catching a fish] You owe me a hundred grand AND the left nut!

Will : This never leaves the cave.

Dick: I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you. Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia.

Wally: You're exaggerating again.

Dick: I'm afraid of the dark, Wally.

Wally: So? There's a lot of people that are afraid of the dark.

Dick : I'm afraid of small spaces.

Wally: Again, not that abnormal.

Dick: Cellophane.

Will: Like Saran Wrap?

Wally: Yeah, you're alone on that one.

Dick : I won't even keep it in the house anymore, because I'm afraid that somehow it'll get draped over my head and stick to my mouth and nose and I'll suffocate. How pathetic is that?

Will: Very.

Will : So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?

Wally : No, I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass was free-falling over a 100 foot waterfall

Will : So you don't have it?

Wally : Wait a second. Will, were you really employee of the month?

Will: No! I lied about that too!

Will: [urging dan to climb through a hole] Come on Dick, your the only one small enough to get through.

Wally: That's what she said.

Kladur : So... are you a class... 4,5?

Will : Yeah? Yeah? Why don't you try to put those numbers together. Yeah. I shot a class 45, and haven't lost a man yet.

Kladur: Lie to me! I don't care. I'm not the one who's going to drown.

Bruce: Come with me, or I'll shoot your testicles off and stuff 'em and mount 'em on my mantlepiece.

Will : That's gonna be an ugly mantlepiece.

Will : Great mother of ganja!

Wally: Let's take Conner’s trip.

Will : I say hell yes!

Will : [whilst high on marijuana, in a Pakistani accent] I will give you four cows for Artemis’ s

hand in marriage!

Dick: Are you running immigrants over the boarder again, coyote?

Will : Those guys fell asleep in my truck! I thought I'd just gotten shit-faced and bought a bunch of sombreros. I didn't know there were dudes underneath.

Wally: [canoing through rapids] Will , it's getting big!

Will : No problem.

Wally: Like, really big!

Will: I'm in over my head!

Wally: What?

Will: I'm in over my head!

Wally : Don't tell me that!

Jade: My name is Jade .

Shiva: You may call me Shiva .

Jade : And if you're from the logging company you'll have to speak to our lawyers!

Will: [whispers toWally ] If you look to your left you can totally see their downstairs.

Wally: [calling] Uh, we're not, we're not from the logging company.

Jade,shiva : [smiling and putting two fingers up] Peace!

Wally, Will , Dick : H-hey! Peace!

Wally: How do you guys get supplies?

Jade : [happily] When we need supplies, we radio the Earthchild Support Network!

Wally: [encouraged] Radio? You guys have a *radio*?

Shiva: Yeah we haven't used it since that last big thunderstorm. Remember that jade?

Jade : [inspired] Oh my god. That thunderstorm was *so* spiritual.

[Jade gets up and dances as the guys look on, mesmerised]

Jade : [dreamily] Earthchild's limps were waving and heaving back and forth. It was like she was dancing to the rhythm of the thunder. It was just like... BAM! BAM! BAM! Full on, tantric orgasm.

Will : So where is this radio?

Dick: Tree had a orgasm?

[shiva gets up and excitedly holds Jade’s hands]

Jade : [excited] We danced naked in the storm all night!

Shiva: [dreamily] And then held each other soaking wet until the morning!

[dick watches totally mesmerised]

Shiva: [she and Jade look towards the guys] The rain is like a drug. It just makes you wanna...

Dan Mott : What? Makes you wanna what?

[Butterfly and Flower look at each other, giggle and run over to the guys and sit by them]

Dick: [after Tom had offered to distract Dennis and Elwood instead of Wally ] Give 'em hell, Willy

Will: [about to rapple down the tree] This Hellmart's open for business, and I'm slashing prices.

Wally: When we get out of this someone's buying a round of drinks, not it.

Will: Not it.

Dick: Is there beer in heaven?

Wally: I was thinking more the bar in town.

Will : We'll shine them.

Wally: That would kill the fish.

Will : Let's go through there.

Dick : Where? There's no door!

Will: His forest name is 'Slug'!

Dick : You guys are spraying me.

Will : Give me a break. I'm writing your name.

Dick : Stop it!

Wally : Well I was a boyscout. Will , you were a boyscout, weren't you?

Will : No, but I ate a brownie once.

Wally: I christen this, Duke the second!

[smashes beer bottle on canoe]

Kladur: Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.

Dick: Where are we?

Wally: Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.

Will : Is this Conner’s-funeral? Is that the corpse of Conner Kent ?Wally , is that you?

[wally waves, embarrassed]

Will: Are you with Dick? Where'd you guys park?

Wally : Will!

Dick: What are you doing?

Wally: Taking off my shoes

Dick : Why?

Wally: Because I run faster with no shoes

Dick : You can't out-run that bear!

Wally: I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!

Dick: I'm out.

Wally: What does that mean?

Will: I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

Dick: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth...

Wally: I, for one, choose death.

Wally: Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.

Will: Not until he puts Jabba back in his Hut!

Will : We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick.

Wally: Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years.

Dick: Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery?

Wally: Come on,dick . It's like when we'd jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. That was... higher than this...

Dick: But I never *did* jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn't looking!

Wally: Oh yea...

[ Wally pushes Dick off the Treehouse]

Wally: [laying in the boat, after rapid riding] I about shit. Did you about shit?

Will: I about shit.

Dick: I did shit.

Wally: Oh shit!

Dick : What? Oh, shit? Oh, shit! What? Oh, shit?

Dick: [while falling off the waterfall]

[all together shout]

Dick : Oh, shit!

Wally: So this is Spirit River, we take that to Widowmaker Bend and then we hike to Devil's Staircase and that should lead us right to the top of Hellfire...

Dick: What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?

Will : No... but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.

Dick: I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you. Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia.

Wally: You're exaggerating again.

Dick: I'm afraid of the dark, Wally .

Wally: So? There's a lot of people that are afraid of the dark.

Dick: I'm afraid of small spaces.

Wally: Again, not that abnormal.

Dick: Cellophane.

Will : Like Saran Wrap?

Wally : Yeah, you're alone on that one.

Dick : I won't even keep it in the house anymore, because I'm afraid that somehow it'll get draped over my head and stick to my mouth and nose and I'll suffocate. How pathetic is that?

Will : Very.

[Artemis carries a cardboard box into her house as the answer machine comes on]

Wally: [on the answer machine] Hi, this is Wally ,and I can't come to the phone right now because I am busy trying to convince the love of my life to give me another chance. And I will prove to her that I grew up just enough to know that I want the responsibility day in and day out of being there for her in this relationship which I am hoping will someday become marriage, kids and an *unbelievably* happy life together.

[Artemis starts to smile as she hears the message]

Wally: [hangs up] Hi honey.

[wally gets down on one knee and proposes to Artemis , who accepts his proposal. Wally stands up and embraces her]

Artemis : Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?

Wally : My record is 4 but I think I can do it.

Will : So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?

Wally: No, I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass was free-falling over a 100 foot waterfall

Will : So you don't have it?

Wally: But you could've left! Why'd you stay up here all these years?

Bruce: Seemed like a good idea at the time. Know what I mean, kid?

Wally : Yeah, I do.

Bruce : Have you ever spent 30 years in a cabin?

Wally: ...No.

Bruce : Well, then you don't know what I mean!

Wally: I mean, metaphorically, I know what you mean.

Bruce : Metaphorically, have you ever spent 30 years in a cabin?

Wally: Uh - no.

Bruce : Well then think before you talk!

Wally: Wait a second Will , were you really employee of the month?

Will: No! I lied about that too!

Will : [urging dick to climb through a hole] Come on, your the only one small enough to get through.

Wally: That's what she said.

Dick : It crawled straight in my stomach!

Wally: Come on, let's go

Dick : I think it laid its eggs in my stomach!

Wally : You're a lot smarter than him. Right Dick?

Dick : Well, I wouldn't say a lot smarter.

Wally: Let's take Billy's trip.

Will : I say hell yes!

Wally: [canoing through rapids] will, it's getting big!

Will : No problem.

Wally : Like, really big!

Will: I'm in over my head!

Wally: What?

Will : I'm in over my head!

Wally: Don't tell me that!

Jade : My name is Jade.

Shiva: You may call me Shiva .

Jade : And if you're from the logging company you'll have to speak to our lawyers!

Will : [whispers to Wally ] If you look to your left you can totally see their downstairs.

Wally: [calling] Uh, we're not, we're not from the logging company.

Jade , Shiva: [smiling and putting two fingers up] Peace!

Wally, Will , Dick : H-hey! Peace!

Wally: How do you guys get supplies

Jade : [happily] When we need supplies, we radio the Earthchild Support Network!

Wally: [encouraged] Radio? You guys have a *radio*?

Shiva: Yeah we haven't used it since that last big thunderstorm. Remember that Flower?

Jade: [inspired] Oh my god. That thunderstorm was *so* spiritual.

[jade gets up and dances as the guys look on, mesmerised]

Jade : [dreamily] Earthchild's limps were waving and heaving back and forth. It was like she was dancing to the rhythm of the thunder. It was just like... BAM! BAM! BAM! Full on, tantric orgasm.

Will: So where is this radio?

Dick: Tree had a orgasm?

[Shiva gets up and excitedly holds Jade’s hands]

Jade: [excited] We danced naked in the storm all night!

Shiva : [dreamily] And then held each other soaking wet until the morning!

[Dick watches totally mesmerised]

Shiva: [she and Jade look towards the guys] The rain is like a drug. It just makes you wanna...

Dick : What? Makes you wanna what?

[Shiva and Jade look at each other, giggle and run over to the guys and sit by them]

Wally: I'm what neurologists call slow!

Wally: When we get out of this someone's buying a round of drinks, not it.

Will : Not it.

Dick: Is there beer in heaven?

Wally: I was thinking more the bar in town.

Wally : Wow, this song is so uncool.

Wally: No worries, no responsibilities, just living in the moment.

Will : We'll shine them.

Wally: That would kill the fish.

Dick: What does the map say, Wally ?

Wally: Oh, you know, it's a map.

Wally: TREEEEEES!

Dick : Wally , didn't you see that the river split on the map?

Wally: I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!

Young Conner: Hey, is it cool to be a grown up?

Wally: Not really my man

Wally: That bear loves you Dick-o!

Wally: You guys, check out this map. It looks like Billy left us a treasure map.

Artemis : I won't do it! I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore.

Wally: Would nagging wife make you happier?

Artemis: ...Please tell me that was not you proposing to me.

#source: without a paddle #incorrect young justice qoutes #jade nguyen x dick grayson

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