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okay done (I suggest you don’t expand this)

Yes it’s hard to read sorry about that.

And I wrote this using a mouse.

Also, some of the predictions were harder than I expected.

Strawberry Crepe and Black Raisin, easy stomp. Clotted Cream and Oyster, easy stomp.

But when Strawberry Crepe and Clotted Cream get put against each other... I think the Strawberry Crepe stans (despite how much the stans mis-characterize them) will somehow beat Clotted Cream Cookie.

Almond Cookie versus Latte Cookie, Almond Cookie wins. Sherbet versus Cotton, stomp.

But Almond Cookie versus Sherbet Cookie... as you can see, I initially thought Almond Cookie would win, but then I realized (this is going to sound so savage heheh)

ALMOND COOKIE IS IRRELEVANT.

So Sherbet Cookie wins against Almond Cookie. Sherbet Cookie ALSO beats Strawberry Crepe Cookie.

Now for the other siiiiide.

I initially thought Raspberry Cookie would win, but irrelevancy, so Wildberry Cookie wins. Also, there are some Wildberry haters, but the Wildberry fans outnumber them. A lot.

Caramel Arrow versus Crunchy Chip, I think Caramel Arrow will somehow girlboss her way through (10/10 sentence). However, there will forever be some sibling beef after this.

Wildberry versus Caramel Arrow, IRRELEVANCY AGAIN. WILDBERRY WINS (I think).

Affogato Cookie versus Red Velvet Cookie is the saddest one. Affogato Cookie wins.

How? Why? Uhhh. Irrelevancy I think. I dunno just trust me on this guys!

Anyway, Affogato Cookie steals the W from Red Velvet Cookie.

Stardust Cookie versus Milky Way Cookie... that’s a bit of a toughie. To be honest, I think whoever wins this will win the whole thing.

But Stardust Cookie prevails. Milky Way Cookie loses, but barely.

And then Stardust Cookie murders Affogato Cookie and Wildberry Cookie, and now it’s...

SHERBET COOKIE VERSUS STARDUST COOKIE!

WHO WILL WIN!?!??

Stardust Cookie. Of course. 

Thank you for reading my post, and reblog this so I’ll have proof I predicted the results, and I’ll become famous. But if I’m somehow wrong, I can just say that I was close or something. I don’t know, I’ll figure it out.

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If Red Velvet Cookie wins I’m throwing a party /srs