#earlier i finally got to wear one of my fav sweaters and i was like. oh shit peter would gift me this wouldn't he.

[xelles-archive]

might fuck around and finally work on my x//men self insert.

[secondhand-trash]

nyanyanyanannnnnnnnyannnyamaunyanymeowmoenwoemwomeowmoemwo 🥰🥰🥰

A/N: I know our usual arrangement is that you’ll send me random shit and I’ll write you something with your favs but I can’t help it I was thinking about this idea earlier and I wanna write it lmao

Pairing: Tsukishima Kei x reader (+cat)

Word count: 834

“Your cat doesn’t like me.”

“Nonsense, my cat likes everyone.”

“Well,” Tsukishima scrunched his nose as he threw a quick glance at the feline who was staring down at him from the top of the couch, “it doesn’t like me.”

You looked up at him, then at your cat, then back at him with a look of confusion, “What made you think that?”

Tsukishima didn’t dislike animals. In fact, he would say that he was quite fond of the furry little things, he just hadn’t ever had the chance to be near one. He was genuinely interested when you told him you had a cat on your first date after he asked if you kept any pets out of the sheer desire to keep the conversation running and running it sure did, you didn’t stop showing him pictures of your furball until you realised that you were rambling and pulled back with a sheepish smile.

He picked up the amount of cat-themed goods you owned very soon after you started hanging out more and more. The little pendant you like to wear with your sweaters was of a tabby cat, the coffee mug that always showed up at the corner of your stories when you were at work had little cat paws at the bottom, he saw your lock screen by a flash when you got a text mid-lunch date and it took him a moment to realise that the yellow dots in front of the black background were actually eyes.

For someone who was in that not-exactly-dating-but-trying-to-get-there phase with you, it was great information for him. He bought you the new cat postcards that Sendai Museum came out with for an exhibit and smoothly asked if you were free that weekend so he could give them to you. He passed by a new cat cafe when he was going home from work yesterday, surely you would be interested to go visit with him? Of course you did not forget about any special occasions, he just bought this cute ring he found shaped like cat ears because it reminded him of you and he just wanted to get it.

The tactic had proven to be successful, because he had managed to swiftly change his identity from Tsukishima Kei “the guy you go on dates with to test the waters” to Tsukishima Kei “your boyfriend” after slowly filling your house up with things he got for you or things you got while you were with him. 

But despite basically knowing every unwanted detail about your cat and just cats as a whole, he had never actually met the thing until now.

It stayed and observed from the end of the corridor when he entered your apartment, clearly alerted by this strange man who came home with its owner. Tsukishima didn’t try to approach it, people said it was best to let the cat warmed up to you itself. That was exactly what he did but it did not seem to have gotten used to him at all. It moved from the corner of the room to the far end of the carpet, before hopping onto the headrest of the couch where it had stayed (and startling him in the process since he didn’t see it pounce up). You did not seem to be too bothered by its display of distance, laying your face on his shoulder as you mindlessly flicked through the channels but he could not wave away the feeling of being watched.

It was staring at him, he was sure that it was staring at him.

“It kept staring at me,” he said, like he was baffled that you would even ask him such an obvious thing.

You laughed, “It’s a cat, that’s what it does!”

Twisting around so that you were facing him, “You should try to pet it.”

His eyebrows furrowed together, “What if it scratches me?”

“It won’t!” you rolled over so that you could hop off of the couch. The cat’s gaze lazily followed as you got closer to it, letting out a “hn?” when you picked it up like it was a sack of beans into your arms.

Tsukishima blinked when you carried it closer to him and lowered it so that its head was right below him.

It stared at him with its very round eyes, and blinked.

He blinked back.

Hesitantly, Tsukishima reached his hand out. He pulled back temporarily out of caution when it lifted its head in curiosity when his palm neared, sniffing the tip of his finger. He shuddered at the wetness when its nose touched him, the fuzz at the bridge of its nose tickling the pad of his finger.

Then he finally gathered the courage to moves his fingers to its neck, scratching down slightly.

The vibration from under its coat was a strange sensation.

“Oh.”

You giggled as you watch him stared in fascination at your cat who now closed its eyes in enjoyment.

“Told you my cat likes everyone.”

[xnchxntmxnt]

hi!! if it’s not too much work, could i participate in your matchup event? i’d love to be put together with one of the haikyuu/genshin boys :D

my outfit for the ball would probably be a champagne-coloured, floor-length, kinda poofy gown? im not sure how else to describe it ahdjfnkgk i wear a lot of collared shirts, oversized sweaters, mock necks, pleated skirts, sweater vests, loafers, slip dresses, wide-leg jeans, cropped cardigans, and lace-detailed tank tops regularly!

i’m chinese-american, and i’ve played classical piano since i was 6. i’m in varsity debate, and i’m super passionate about digital art/art in general! i really like a lot of school-related topics - math, literature/poetry, science, so that kinda goes with the whole academia aesthetic askdjfdhg

i hateee scary movies and grape or apple juice. on the other hand, i love studio ghibli and matcha <3

i would say i’m relatively sarcastic and my humor’s pretty dry irl. i’m soft-spoken, and i suck at approaching people or being confrontational. my mbti is INTJ-T, and i’m a capricorn!

i love your writing sm, and sorry for rambling omg

ANON ANON ANON MY BELOVED—

DO NTO APOLOGIZE FOR RAMBLING <33 I LIKE READING IT THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO RAMBLE IN MY INBOX WHENEVER YOU WANT I LOVE IT

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡... 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐘𝐔𝐍

i hope you dont mind, i tried to find a dress similar to what you described! here's a few: my fav is the first one

and a suit i think he'd wear for this (western fashion at least):

now for the actual headcanons part plz—

i 100% believe he was only there because xingqiu brought him along

he wanted to go but didnt wanna go alone so was like. ur coming

so they went shopping and bought some nicer clothes yk yk

he wanted someone to go with him but he also wanted chongyun to get a date so he could get some ideas for the romance novel he was trying to write

so they got dressed up and showed up

enter pretty person #1 aka you

chongyun saw you at dinner and almost choked on his food but like in a good way

he just thought you were beautiful and forgot how to breathe for a sec

after making sure he wasn't gonna die, xingqiu sat and bickered ith him until he told him who caused him to react like that

and being the little shit he is, he asked you to dance after dinner

now he had his own plan in his head

he knew chongyun wasn't really a jealous person but he was hoping he'd let himself play into it for tonight

which he did just a little

he asked you to dance (despite the fact that he barely knew how) later that night

he vaguely recognized the song and it was after a SHOVE in your direction from his best friend

but he finally asked you to dance

little dialogue for you <3

"i hope you don't mind my friend—i think he's trying to do something i haven't figured out yet" "was that the guy with the blue hair earlier? xingqiu?" "yeah, him..." "so what's your best guess at what he's trying to do?" "annoy me into asking you to dance" "is this a clue to say it worked?" "probably"

he'd smile at you and you swear your heart fluttered a little

he has such a soft smile

sweet boy <3

safe to say he apologized a million times over to xingqiu that he basically ditched him for the rest of the night but he had so much fun talking to you that he couldn't stop

he didn't care, he finally told chongyun that he wanted some drama tonight anyway

which he got a punch in the shoulder for but that's alright

bc you walked away with a fun night + a cute boy's number

[7dys]

highschool!jeno

repost !! if you’re reading this and think it seems familiar that's because you’ve already read it <3

word count: 7.1k 

a/n: this gif is so god damn CUTE im losing it anyways we’re breaking this accs fic virginity with one of my favs <333

warnings: underage drinking, some k*sses

lets start on the first day of school back from winter break

it’s cold as h*ck outside and you didn’t wear enough layers because ya know how cold could it be ??

the answer is: VERY COLD

you pull up to school and park next to donghyuck and immediately launch yourself into his car

it has seat warmers and you’re tryna get IN on that action

you’ve been friends with donghyuck and renjun since kindergarten when i tell you these boys have seen you at your WORST

you’ve recently adopted chenle as the youngest member of the Crew since he hates everyone in his grade lmao

prince chenle please have mercy on the plebeians :(((

anyways you’re in hyuckie’s car and shivering and he doesn’t even flinch when you get in bc this is a common occurrence

and then, like clockwork, renjun catapults into the backseat followed by chenle and they start shivering too

basically everyone is cold except donghyuck and he looks SMUG

and then chenle is like u guys !!! my bestie jisung says there’s a new kid today !!!! let’s befriend him !!!!!!!!!!!!

and you’re all like , who the hell is jisung

chenle explains in great detail how him and jisung both share a love for making fun of jisung’s senior friend, mark, and that they are now Best Friends Forever

renjun is lowkey insulted that his Son didn’t tell him but it’s okay

anyways you tell him to invite his other friends + new kid to come sit with you guys at lunch if it’s That Deep and chenle squeals and bounces in his seat

absolute Baby Boy

before you go inside you sprint across the lot to fling yourself into lucas’s car and beg him for a sweater since you know he leaves like 5 Big Ones in his car at all times

lucas is sort of the Big Irresponsible Brother of the group and he isn’t as close with y’all but he’ll come hang out and make terrible jokes and laugh really hard at them

and he’s very weirdly protective over you guys ?? like he’s a goofy boy but if someone looks at one of you wrong ???

he’s suddenly a Big Man On The Block and he’ll look all intimidating and scary

u know he could do it if he really wanted to

he puts up a valiant effort to ignore you since he knows it takes WEEKS for the sweater to be returned

but you pout and latch on to his arm and he sighs and shakes you off and goes uGH fine

you smile and thank him and call him lukie and he lunges for you as you yeet out of the car with sweater in hand

you squeak when you almost run face first into lucas’s friend mark’s shoulder during your Big Escape

you’ve always,,,, lowkey thought he was cute but he’s also older than you and Out Of Your League so :/

also your only connection is thru lucas and that’s a slippery slope my g

you’re still friendly though so he when he makes a surprised face you both giggle and then wave as you head to school and he opens the door to ask lucas if he’s finished their partner powerpoint

lucas has not

obviously

you vaguely know the boys in lucas’s friend group but all you really know about jisung is through chenle and you know next to nothing about jaemin other than he’s pretty

because,,,,, everyone knows that

okay so you head to first period and unfortunately you don’t have that class with any of your Buddies

you go in and take your usual seat by the window since history is a whole snooze fest and you like to watch the clouds outside

you like the teacher though so you take it every year anyways

you’re curled up in the seat since you’re still cold and your chin rests on your knees as you count how many birds are in a flock that’s circling around

and then you hear the quiet murmuring of the class raise to more of a commotion and bring your attention back to the indoors

the teacher, Mr.Choi, has just led in a new boy and

holy shit he is beautIFUL

he’s a few inches taller than you and has a somewhat athletic build

and those are nice and all but your favorite thing has got to be his smile

his whole face seems to emit sunshine when he smiles , albeit nervously

and his eyes turn up into little half moons even while he flicks a piece of dark hair out of his eyes

uwu such a CUTIE

mr.choi introduces him to the class and his name is lee jeno !!!

you’re still curled up as his eyes start to scan the room and they fall on you

his lips quirk a little in what you assume is amusement at your position and ridiculously oversized sweater

you blush and try to quickly change position to sit like a Normal Good Student

but end up banging your knee on the desk and cursing under your breath and turning even more red

he ducks his head bashfully and then makes his way to his seat which is ,,,, the one next to you

NICE ONE M8

everyone starts getting their stuff out and jeno leans over and whispers to ask if your knee is okay

such a sweet boy :(

you can barely look at him when you nod and he smiles again and you almost mELT INTO A PUDDLE

he goes back to his supplies and you both wait for the teacher to start the lesson

you try to focus you really do but your head wanders off and soon you’re daydreaming of bouncing on clouds and being able to speak to animals and other impossible things

you jump when jeno taps you on the shoulder

“hey? um the bell rang ,,,, and also i think you um missed the notes so if you want a picture of mine you can have one”

“oh my goHSH i’m so sorry i’ve really gotta stop doing that thank you so much !”

you snap a quick picture of his notes and thank him again before rushing off to your next class

about 5 steps out the door you hear jeno stumble out behind you

“wait ! you never told me your name !! ......and also i don’t know where my next class is”

your lips press together to keep from giggling so that he doesn’t think you’re making fun of him

you hold out your hand for his schedule and tell him your name

bUT he thinks you’re going for a handshake so he grasps your hand with his large and calloused one

you sQUEAK ALOUD

and he whips his hand back in fear that he’s hurt you or something

“oh um ? oh my god i’m sorry did i hurt you ???”

“no !!! i was just surprised ??!:&;&”

“that i , shook your hand ?”

“i mean i was holding it out for your schedule”

“oh . yikes”

“it’s okay though ! i shouldn’t have been surprised shaking hands is a uh normal thing isn’t it”

“yeah ,,, haha”

and then the late bell rings and you both jump

you pluck his schedule off the ground where he had previously dropped it in his haste to pull his hand from yours

you unthinkingly grab his wrist and pull him in the direction of his next class and practically push him into the classroom before rushing to your class

your math teacher is Strict and will def be getting onto you for being late :/

the rest of the day passes normally except your usual daydreams are interrupted by one Soft Boy

it’s finally fINALLY time for lunch though thank you god

you meet donghyuck and renjun at your usual spot outside

you guys pretty much sit out there every single day no matter the weather unless there’s like monsoon or smth

you squish up close to hyuck and try to get warm while you wait for chenle and apparently all of his friends that he’s bringing

soon enough, you spot him excitedly dragging a fond looking jisung followed by lucas and mark who are even fonder looking

just behind them is jaemin who is cracking a joke to none other than the New Boy

you panic.  because oh no you definitely uhh embarrassed yourself earlier ????

but it’s too late to back out now

just to be sure though you straighten up so you’re not too close to hyuck

cANT HAVE HIM THINKING YOURE NOt COMPLETELY SINGLE AND AVAILABLE

chenle and jisung plop down across from renjun and lucas swings a leg over the bench so his back faces you and then leans all his weight on you

“ouch you OAF get off of me you’re like a million pounds”

“a million pounds of pure muscle baby hell ye”

mark smacks the leg on the outside of the bench so he’ll sit normally and sits on his other side after giving you a wave

jaemin hooks his arm around jeno and proudly introduces him to the group

jeno smiles his smile , y’all know the one

and he waves

when he catches your eye though his smile somehow gets even brighter

“oh y/n ! hey !!! did you make it to second period okay ?”

“oh um yeah? i mean i was late and mrs.park gave me an extra homework assignment but it’s fine”

“oh gOD i’m so sorry do you want me to do it for you ?? i feel so bad”

“no no it’s fine i need the practice it’s okay really”

and then you both pause and realize everyone is staring at you

yikes

jeno explains how you two already met that morning and the boys seem appeased even though donghyuck eyes you slyly

he mouths that you’ll be discussing this with him later rip you

jeno ends up sitting across from you and you do your best not to stare at him but he’s in your diRECT line of sight

you have a habit of absentmindedly kicking your feet and just moving them around and you accidentally brush his shins and ankles multiple times

he waves you off everytime you apologize

the whole of lunch is spent basically merging the two groups

everyone settles into their roles pretty easily and you wonder why there are literally no other females except you

but then you realize why when lucas starts attempting to burp the abc’s and almost barfs :))))))))))

you whine and cover your eyes because like other people barfing makes yOU feel sick and then everyone is sick and that is Not Good

you push yourself as close to donghyuck and as far away from him as possible as everyone goes NO NO STOP NO

he stops when everyone starts yelling at him lmao

once he stops and you peek an eye open you smack him and huff and kick your legs out, hitting jeno’s shins once again

“jesus y/n he just got here and you’re already bruISING HIM”

“ IM SORRY ITS A BAD HABIT DJFJ”

jeno just reaches across the table and pats your forearm and tells you not to worry about it

“i play soccer you guys my shins are made of STEEL”

okay also there goes your last shred of self restraint soccer players are everyone’s weakness and you cANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

also he just ???? patted your forearm like it was nothing this boy is just asking for it isn’t he

the rest of the day passes pretty quickly and throughout the week you get back into the swing of things at school

jeno has literature with you later in the day and sits by you and giggles while you tell him about how much the teacher looks like sully from monsters ink

to be fair the guy is a gentle giant but he’s really large and rather hairy so

what did he expect

jeno seamlessly fits in with your group of friends it’s almost like he was always there

a lot of the boys sometimes forget he wasn’t n they’re like hEY remember when-

and he’s like uh no i do not lol

unfortunately jeno arrived too late to join the soccer team with mark and jaemin bUT that doesn’t stop him from joining you all in going to support them

every week the whole lot of you either attend the home game or follow the team bus to wherever the away game is

usually you have to split between 2 cars since even without mark and jaemin there’s 7 of you

and no one owns a minivan or would like to so

usually renjun and lucas drive

lucas, contrary to popular belief, is actually a really good driver as long as chenle is not in the car

the two of them are entirely too excitable to be in a confined space together

during one of the last games of the season it’s really REALLY cold

you rode with lucas and donghyuck called shotgun so you and jeno sat in the back and renjun brought chenle and jisung

on the way there your nose was running just a tad so you were sniffling every once in awhile

jeno kept offering you his gloves and hand warmers but you insisted you were fine and that this happens every year when it gets cold at soccer games

you don’t protest though when you arrive and he wordlessly removes his beanie and pulls it down over your head, making sure your ears are covered

your cheeks turn as red as the tip of your nose and now you’re not so sure you needed the extra warmth at all

he blushes a little too and quickly scurries away to the bleachers ejjdj

you stack your arms high with blankets from the trunk to sit on and wrap yourselves in

cold metal bleachers are no bueno

you wobble up the steps as chenle and jisung bound ahead of you and lucas walks behind you to make sure you don’t trip and die

he’s caring when he wants to be uwu

jeno takes some off your pile when you get to the spot he reserved for the Gang and spreads them across the seats

you distribute the rest amongst you and huddle together for warmth while you wait for the game to start

donghyuck is seen silently threatening chenle and jisung with his eyes when they move to sit on either side of you and then sending a sugary sweet smile to jeno and beckoning him to sit next to you

chenle and jisung squish together on your other side and lucas sits between renjun and chenle,,,, theyre lowkey his favorites

donghyuck pouts about sitting on the edge but is appeased when mark and jaemin come out onto the field and mark waves and blows him a kiss

boy turned redder than his hair but didn’t miss the chance to catch the air kiss and smack it onto his cheek

jeno has left a few inches of space between you as a Common Courtesy i guess but really no one would mind if he just ,,, scooched on over

as the game progresses the both of you lose the tension in your shoulders until eventually you’re pressed up against his side just as much as jisung is trying to leech warmth from your other side

everytime one of your buddies scores or assists or does literally anything you all simultaneously stand up and SCREAM

one of these times you stand up and open your mouth to scream only to sneeze violently lol

like the kind where you try to hold it back and it comes out as a squeak but the force shakes your body and you do a little jump

jeno stops cheering to place a hand on the middle of your back and stoops to meet your eyes

he asks if you’re okay through sporadic chuckles because it was kind of funny

and you nod and shove his shoulder and tell him to stop laughing >:(

you dramatically turn away from him and cross your arms and he laughs even harder

he circles his fingers around your wrist and pulls you to face him and his laughing is only renewed by the pout on your face

“aw cmon it was funny!!!”

“what if i’m DYING jeno ???”

“you aren’t though”

“how would yOU know >:(“

“it was one sneeze, sugar”

“don’t call me sugar when i’m trying to be mad”

“okay, sugar”

you smack his shoulder lightly and he bursts into laughter and swings his arm around you pulling you into his side

you blush but do your best not to stiffen and make the moment awkward

so instead you go limp and let your cheek squish against his leather jacket before he lets you go just in time for your whole group to sit down

would’ve been awkward if y’all were just embracing while everyone else was seated lmao

you spend the rest of the game trying to forget about how easily he pulled you into him and how you wouldn’t mind staying right there tucked under his arms with your sides pressed together

the both of you settle for just sitting close enough that the side of your thigh is pressed against his

when the game ends you all go out onto the field to congratulate mark and jaemin on the win !!

you hug them both even though jaemin tries to wipe his sweat on you that SHIT

he raises an eyebrow at the black beanie still tucked onto your head and right at that moment jeno reaches across your huddle of friends to tug it back down over the red tips of your ears

jaemin’s eyebrows raise even more at that and you just shrug and smile sheepishly

then everyone piles into their respective vehicles and sets off for home

it’s pretty late at night and screaming and shivering is rather energy draining

before you know it jeno has flopped over with his head in your lap and the rest of him stretched across the backseat as much as he can

you’re too sleepy and warmed up by both his actions and the car’s heating system to question it

so you just run your fingers through his hair

it’s unsurprisingly very soft and silky and he seems to enjoy your actions GREATLY

not long after you start his breaths even out and his hands come up to wrap around the part of your thigh just above your knee

he nuzzles the side of his face into your leg in his sleep and even Half Conscious Y/n is kind of shocked and blushy but continues to pet him

lucas eyes you both in the rear view mirror and smiles fondly oof

“is he cuddling your leg back there y/n?”

“yeah it’s okay though, it’s ,,,,,,,,, cute”

“isn’t it? he’s always been cuddly, almost like a cat”

you mumble a little yeah and return your attention to the sleeping boy in your lap

when you get home lucas drops you off last so as not to wake jeno too early

but eventually you gotta so you tug on his hair a little and poke his cheek but he only grips you tighter

“hey. jeno !!! kitty cat !!!!!!! wake UP !!!!!”

“you’re being too gentle he requires a Forceful Awakening”

and then lucas reaches back to pinch him hard or something but you wave your hands around and whisper shout nO

can’t hurt the bby :(

your last resort is pressing your cold hand that hadn’t been in his hair against his neck and he jolts and his eyes flick open

then his face scrunches and he shoos your hand away from him

“alright alrIGHT i’m up”

he sits up and looks absolutely fucking aDORABLE with his hair all fluffy and sticking up

his eyes are only half open and he stretches before realizing he is home and thanking you both

he pulls you into a sleepy and sort of awkward hug since the backseat isn’t Ideal for affection but you appreciate it nonetheless and pat his back

him and lucas do some sort of bro handshake and then you watch him shuffle to his front door

you climb into the front seat because opening the door and letting cold air in is the Phattest Mistake Ever

lucas smirks and you smack him before he can even say anything

“i dIdNt EvEn SaY aNyThInG”

“ and you will continue doing so”

“okay but you guys were pretty cozy back there huh?”

“what’s it to u”

“and that seems to be his beanie on your head , isn’t it?”

“wHATS IT TO U”

he shakes his head and laughs and drives you home

you thank him despite him being The Worst and hug him

you also make him swear not to tell anyone when your elbow bumped into the horn and you screamed

when you make it into your room you change into comfy clothes sluggishly and practically fall onto your bed

you cover your face with your hands and try to pretend like you aren’t smiling REALLY hard right now but you’re fooling a grand total of no one

it’s a friday night so the next morning you let yourself sleep in as much as you can stand

you make pancakes while pointedly ignoring all the texts from donghyuck when you notice the subject of all of them appears to be jeno

lucas has everyone’s numbers and makes a big group message because he just fckin loves chaos i guess

he sends a hopelessly typo filled text about there being a party that night and since he’s invited you’re ALL invited

and okay you’re no stranger to parties but like jisung and chenle are innocent babies

and you’ve got no idea what jeno is comfortable with since you all literally met him just a couple of weeks ago

you eventually respond to hyuck’s long and almost illegible texts with just “no.” and tell lucas you’ll go if only to make sure no one dies

you get called lame and a mom for that one :/

fast forward to this party

you’re wearing cute clothes but also it’s cold so like , cute sweater and jeans hehe

you’ve designated yourself and chenle as Designated Drivers

1:your anxiety wont allow you to get drunk since you’ll be unable to take care of Your Boys

2: chenle is almost unbearable sober , so

you’ve got jeno in the passenger seat and the rest of 00 line squished together in the back while chenle drives The Fossils and jisung

you pull up and the party is ,,,,,, really fucking big

there are entirely too many people here for your tastes but the boys spill out of your car with excited whoops when you FINALLY find a parking spot so

u gotta stay homie :/

you walk in behind them more sedately while chenle excitedly clings to yukhei’s back

you shout at him to watch his head just in time for him to dodge the door frame when yukhei does an excited lil jump

he smiles sheepishly at you and then shouts ONWARD MIGHTY STEED as his “steed” thunders into the crowd of people

you can already tell you’re going to have a difficult time with this since chenle is No Help Whatsoever

you’ve lost whoever was with chenle and jaemin has already flirted some poor soul into making him drinks

jeno is clinging to jaemin and looking around in nervous wonder since he knows absolutely no one here

donghyuck has challenged a Giant College Boy to beer pong and is ,,,,,, winning

renjun is cheering at the side and you decide to go join them

renjun leans over and is all so u just gonna let jaemin steal ur man like that ?????

you smack his already drunk ass (renjun sCREAMS lightweight) and tell him jeno is Not Your Man

he doesn’t have to know that you wish he was :////

so you hang out with hyuck and renjun until they’re both too annoying to stand and you go try to hunt down jaemin and jeno

to make sure jaemin isn’t pressuring jeno into anything

not that jaemin would get him into BAD things per say

he’s just a persuasive person and you don’t want jeno to get stuck in seven minutes in heaven with some random girl or too drunk to walk a straight line

if anything he should get stuck in seven minutes in heaven with you !!! >:(((((((

you find him perched on the arm of the couch in the living room with jaemin nowhere to be seen

he’s literally just smiling serenely at nothing while two younger boys (hey look it’s jisung and chenle) poke each other without tearing their eyes away from the screen

because god damn it chenle refuses to lose to a drunk jisung at mario kart

you tap him on the shoulder and he turns to look at you and his whole face just lights up ????

he smiles so big and gasps excitedly and his eyes do the scrunchy thing uwu

you’re about to playfully pinch his cheek and ask him if he’s doing okay but like

he literally snatches you by the waist and  pulls you between his legs and presses his face into the soft part of your neck where it meets your shoulder

you turn red and your heart goes baduMBADUMBADUMBADUM

he doesn’t even notice or if he does he doesn’t say anything ???

your hands fall to his shoulders and try to gently pry him off but his grip only tightens

“ouch oUCH jeno you’re crushing my organs”

he immediately loosens his grip and tilts his head back to look up at you

“ ‘m sorry, pretty”

“did you just call me pretty”

“well you are”

“i am what?”

he giggles and knocks his nose into your chin

“you’re pretty !!! silly y/n hhehsheehhe”

“oKAY you are very drunk aren’t you?”

“mmhmm :)))))))”

“alright, time to gather the Gang and head home. wait here and DO NOT MOVE okay ?”

he doesn’t acknowledge you and just rests his forehead back on your shoulder

you go to find the rest of your probably very drunk friends but jeno ,,,,, doesn’t let go

you turn around in his grip and try to push off the couch to get him to let go but he is VERY STRONG

and refuses to let go

you’re very torn because being held by jeno ???  absolute 10/10

but also you want to leave ?? and he won’t ??? let you ???? find the boys ??????

“jeno, sweetheart, you gotta let me go”

“noooooo but you’re so soft and u smell good n ur so prettyyy :(“

“god why are you so cUTE drunk?”

“ ‘m cute all the time, babe”

“and very flirty apparently”

“ i mean all of it !!!! ‘s not just because i’m drunk i promise !!!!!!”

“okay okay i believe you but you gotta let me go find our friends so we can get you home”

“i don’t wanna leave :(((( ‘m gonna miss you”

you literally have to put a hand over your heart because that’s so fucking adorable

“okay what if everyone comes over and hangs out at my house hm? i won’t be gone for long”

“okay ,,,, can i come with you though?”

“yes ???? everyone is coming to my house??”

“nO you’re so silly omg i mean to find everyone”

“yes now let go”

you go to move away and instead he just stands up still wrapped around you from behind

at this point you’ve done everything you can so you just let him be

you walk around the party and snatch up every one of your Sons Even Though A Lot Are Older And Bigger Than You and corral them out to their respective transportation

you make sure chenle knows to bring them back to your house since your parents are out of town on vacation (without u ,,, :/ )

and you get lucas to pry jeno off of you and place him in the passenger seat

even drunk and giggly he is Strong Man

you climb in the car and tell hyuck to Shut Up and jaemin to stop trying to make renjun sit in his lap

jeno reaches across and immediately latches onto the hand closest to him

you’ve decided to just accept his excessive affection for the night tbh

i mean , it’s not like u hate it or anything ,,,

but you still pretend like it’s a hassle for the sake of your dignity and jiggle your arm a little in his grip as a half hearted attempt to get him to let go

instead he lifts your hand to his mouth and kisses it and then smiles at you really wide

you turn RED and start the drive home as quickly as possible so you can Focus On The Road

when you pull in renminhyuck excitedly run towards your front door while you extract your hand from jenos and get out of the car

he follows you and tangles your fingers together as you walk to the front door

drunk renjun is even more excited than before and is like aRe YoU gUyS dAtInG nO w ??:$&;&(

jeno bounces up and down next to you and then goes

“aw can we ??? :)))) please ???”

you splutter and just drag him past the others to unlock your front door

“alright find yourself a place to sleep that is NOT my bed or my parents bed and lay down there. i will bring pillows and blankets,,,,,,, and medicine for in the morning”

after like 45 seconds of protesting that they aren’t tired renjun knocks out curled up in an armchair and jaemin and donghyuck decide to build a pile of pillows to sleep on

they look super cute all curled up together :((((((

chenle arrives not much later dragging along jisung by the hand

mark and lucas stumble in not long after giggling

mark sees hyuckie curled up with jaemin and let’s out a scandalized gasp before literally picking him up bridal style and depositing them both on the couch

donghyuck wakes up (“mark~~ i missed u”) and proceeds press himself against marks side and fall back asleep

jisung and chenle join a Cuddly Even In His Sleep jaemin and lucas climbs in your parents bed

you are entirely too tired to stop him and he’s too heavy to move so you just leave him

jeno has disappeared and you have your suspicions ,,,,

they are confirmed when you enter your room and he’s perched on the edge of your bed looking like he fell asleep sitting up

at the click of your door opening he perks up and when he sees it’s you he lifts his hands towards you and makes grabby fingers :((((((

BABY

“ i have a feeling once i do that you will not let me go so ,,,, i’m gonna change first okay? do you want to borrow some sleep clothes?”

“heheHeh yes pls love u”

you smile and shake your head before handing him a pair of your sweatpants

because honestly they’re big on you and he’s ,,,,,,

got a flat ass so he’ll fit in them

he starts to take off his jeans and you’re like nO NO WAIT TIL I LEAVE TO CHANGE DHDJKF

you snatch up a big t shirt and leggings and dash to the bathroom across the hall

you splash water on your face so that you’ll actually believe that this night really fuckinh happened oh my god

you slowly change into your pajamas and then creep back across the hall, hoping jeno fell asleep already so you won’t have to face him like this

he’s being so soft and affectionate and ngl it’s scary that when he wakes up he might not remember

or he might remember and want to pretend it never happened :((((

but nonetheless might as well enjoy what ya got while ya got it

he’s awake and sitting in the middle of your bed now, cross legged and drawing circles in with his fingers into your comforter

his head lifts and he smiles again and reaches for you , again

this time you let him and come close enough to reach him and hold out your hand

he grabs it and pulls you ,,,, on top of him

he genuinely just lays back and takes you with him so you’re laying on his chest and your legs are tangled with his

he grabs your other hand places them both on his own shoulders before dropping his arms to wrap around your rib cage

“jeno please i don’t want to crush you”

“hey you could never !!! im a big boy in strong enough >:(“

“i never said you weren’t but we cannot sleep like this”

“says who? :(“

“says me”

he rolls the two of you over so he’s now half on top of and rests his head over your heart

“how about this?”

he says it a little too smugly so you pinch his cheek before settling down to sleep

you wrap one arm around his shoulders and your other hand naturally comes down to rest on his forearm that’s laid across your waist

“jeno?”

“yeah babe?”

you pause at that to inhale deeply because good christ he is going to be the death of you

“will you,,, will you remember all this in the morning ? and like , still mean all the things you said?”

he props his chin up to look at you but you remain staring at the ceiling

“yes. i promise. i’ll even kiss you if you’ll let me.”

“oh i dont know about that”

he narrows his eyes and pinches your side for that one so you squirm in his grasp

“okay oKAY we both know i literally want nothing else”

“hell yeah i know that , see u in the morning lovebug”

“goodnight bubs”

and you both fall asleep literally seconds after

the next morning no one in your house is awake before noon

you are the first to rise and you gently get out of bed without waking jeno and tip toe to your kitchen

you quickly start making an excessive amount pancakes because they are after all, Teen Boys and their stomachs are after all, Bottomless Pits

renjun shuffles into the kitchen not long after and pours himself some orange juice before wordlessly sitting at the table behind you

you make pancake after pancake almost mindlessly, it’s weirdly relaxing ??

lucas comes in next and bangs into the door frame before serving himself 8 pancakes and eating them at a scary pace

he realizes how Damn Rude that is by his third one and looks up to thank you enthusiastically

“yeah yeah just don’t make a mess you caveman”

“yes ma’am”

“careful there yukhei she might like being called ma’am”

and would you look at that donghyuck has entered :-)))))))

you flick some pancake batter in his direction but it hits mark who is right next to him

and poor dumb baby licks it off his finger and his face crinkles in disgust and you burst out laughing

hdjdjdjdj god please mark look out for yourself more jesus

in the next 15 minutes, the chatting and the smell of breakfast brings everyone crowding into the kitchen except jeno whom is apparently still asleep in your room

everyone has served themselves and you’re cooking the last of the batter by the time jeno stumbles in and wraps himself around you to prop his chin on your shoulder

the clatter of utensils quiets down to silence as they all gape at the easy and familiar affection jeno bestows upon you as if it’s an everyday thing

your hands freeze in their movements but jeno doesn’t move

his eyes are half closed and he rests a good bit of his body weight against you

you clear your throat awkwardly and give the others an evil glare over your shoulder

chenle is the first to hurriedly return to eating and the rest join in soon

you turn your head to whisper that you’ll get his pancakes done sooner if he doesn’t lean on you too much

he backs off but still lingers and presses the ghost of a kiss to your shoulder in acknowledgement

:((((((((((((

the boys snicker when you duck your head and blush but luckily that was your last pancake so you chuck your spatula in their general direction

chenle screams and throws himself into yukhei’s lap for cover while the rest cover their heads with their arms

you snicker and jeno squeezes you one last time before letting go and sitting at the table

at this point there is Nowhere For You to sit and the boys are too busy being rowdy teens to make room for you

jeno takes your plate from you and pulls you. into his lap.

the aUDACITY OF THIS BOY

WTF

the boys luckily don’t take much notice so you eat quickly and hop up to take everyone’s plates and pile them in the sink to wash later

jeno watches you fondly as you buzz around the kitchen in between conversations with jaemin about whatever antics they got into together last night before you found him

okay time skip you’ve ushered everyone out of your home

and refused to give a ride to anyone since you had to deal with their Drunk Foolery all last night

instead of hugging each of them there is a giant group hug that honestly hurts more than it helps

but chenle was involved so, what did u expect

jeno stays behind

it’s honestly so god damn domestic how he leans against the door frame and waits for you while you wave on the front porch to all the Babies

you come back inside and close the door and jeno is ᵗʰᶦˢ far away from your face

“hi”

“hello~”

“did you need something?”

“yep!”

“and what would it be, i wonder?”

“oh nothing too extravagant”

“spit it out wonder boy”

“okay so you know how you said you would let me kiss you last night?”

“i vaguely recall,,”

“okay well i’m cashing that in”

“right now ??”

“right now”

“did you even brush your teeth today?”

“yes, because i knew you would say that”

“damn.”

then he chortles and lifts his palms to cup your face

he leans in even closer so that your breaths mingle and his nose nudges against yours

then he abruptly pulls away and like ?? wtf dude ?????????

“okay but first things first: be my girlfriend”

“is that the best u can do”

“no but my best would take longer and i wanna kiss you RIGHT NOW”

“well jeez you make a hard bargain”

“. oh my GOD”

“JSKDJ IM SORRY ILL BE UR GIRLFRIEND”

“THANK JESUS”

and then he kisses u.

HARD

IM SCREANSKNSH !!!!!!!

he uses his hands to tilt your head back so he can get the perfect angle and he smiles against your lips when you start panting for air

you lean away and he chases after you, not wanting to be apart for a second

he captures them again and kisses you so softly you could CRY

I AM CRYING !

then he pulls away and presses a lingering kiss on the part of your forehead just between your eyebrows and you go a little cross eyed trying to keep an eye on him

his eyes are still closed when he parts from you and his smile is Big and Beautiful fuck

then you launch yourself at him and cover him in little pecks n kisses and he squeaks because he’s a soft shit

to escape Your Affection he pulls you close and buries his head in your shoulder 

you wrap your arms around him and stand on your tip toes for it to be more comfortable for you both

but jeno has no plans of letting you go anytime soon so when your calves fatigue and you fall flat footed jeno pulls away and drags you to the couch

he declares this your First Date and puts on ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, marley and me

wtf jeno ? u tryna have a Sob Fest????

and it really does end in crying for both of you lmao

it’s pitiful

afterwards you watch that weird rip off of the smurfs called the snorks where it’s exactly the same except they’re underwater to get out of your Sad and Depressing mood

jeno eventually leaves because his mom has texted him 2738484 times to get his ass home

you walk him to the door and he kisses you goodbye in the Softest Fashion You’ve Ever Experienced and then waves at you over his shoulder on the way to his mother’s car

rip she had to pick him up since he didn’t drive there

as he walks away you’re almost uh Mad at how good he looks in your sweatpants

he notices your stare and opens his mouth to offer them back but you wave him off

“keep em, babe. they look better on you anyways”

and this , this BOY

winks, sLaps hIS OWN aSs ? and says

“i know they do ;)))))”

SJDKDK

the other boys each individually text you some variation of

“sO ??&: U AND JENO ?!?!:!;!&,&:”

and you reply to them all with

“yep.”

and Refuse to answer further questions

you and jeno fall into affection and dating so easily it’s as if you’ve been in a relationship all along

jeno is naturally very affectionate with just his friends so with you it’s tenfold

he literally can’t go more than 2 days without being able to see you

in person

and preferably kissing you

if he doesn’t see you for awhile he will sneak into your room and curl himself around your back

the first time he did it you were already in bed when the window opened and you thought he was a MURDERER and threw a book at him

once you had both calmed down he tackled you and pressed you into the sheets until you were out of breath from cackling and squealing

jeno loves you , so much

he loves you with everything he’s got and it’s honestly so endearing to you that he’s so attached

especially since you are just as attached i mean look at him

he calls you lovebug or sweetheart or any other slightly cringey nickname he can think of but he always uses your name when he tells you he loves you

he wants to you to know that he MEANS it and he FEELS it with every fiber of his body

and honestly what more could you ask for ?

[papikakashikahn]

Jaebum/ Eye Candy AU/Request

This one is for @ur-fav-trashcan 😊, this also took a long time to complete although it’s only 3,000 words, but I really like it, and I hope you will took! Ps to anyone reading this now: This request is from the GOT7 forum I posted acouple weeks ago. The link is right here if you wanna check it out and make a request. Anyways, enjoy!

Tonight, was the night.

You had planned this night for at least 3 months now. 3 months of treacherous attention to detail, and countless phone calls with caterers, and yet it was finally here.

It was your birthday party. The only problem? Your boyfriend of 2 years was not in attendance.

To say you were missing Jae was an understatement. He was on tour with his members in Japan for about a month now. Not having your boyfriend with you on such a special day as this was… depressing to say the least. But you put on a brave face considering it was still your birthday after all. You had planned this for months, and you knew when the day came, Jaebum would be away anyways. There was no reason to cry over spilled milk. Afterall, things like this were to be expected when you were dating an idol, but you never really understood how horrible it felt until now.

Your friends had told you time and time again just how hard it would be, getting into a relationship with an idol, but you never paid much mind to it considering you and Jaebum’s relationship was so rewarding.

There was no man on earth that could treat you like Im Jaebum did.

Jaebum gave you all of his attention whenever he could, he was protective, but not TOO protective, he was warm and affectionate, but above all, Jaebum only acted this way around you. He was all yours. And that was the best part.

It was your party you had planned for months and here you were, thinking about Jae. There was really no remedy to your situation. Alcohol didn’t help because if you were drunk, you would start crying from your sadness. Friends were nice to be around on your birthday, but then they just bring up Jae and how he’s doing on tour Everything just comes back to the fact that Jaebum is hundreds of thousands of miles away, and that just made you sad.

You were beginning to really regret ever throwing this party in the first place. You couldn’t help but snicker though in realization, that the one who came up with the idea to have a birthday party like this to begin with… was Jaebum.

~ 3 months ago ~

“Jaebum have you seen my Nike hat around? I was gonna wear it out but I can’t seem to find it in the room…” you explained, wandering around the two of you’s apartment in search of the accessory.

“Mmm...” Jaebum mumbled numbly as he stared down at his phone while laying on the couch.

You shifted your jaw around annoyed.

“Are you listening to me?” you asked him, narrowing your eyes at his figure. This time Jaebum didn’t even make a sound t0 acknowledge you were talking, he just tapped away his phone screen.

Jaebum did always give you his attention when he could… just not right at this moment.

“Jae.” you repeated, waiting for his response, but to no avail.

“JAE!” you shouted in a louder voice. Still, he remained motionless. You rolled your eyes at him.

“Jinyoung was the cuter one out of the JJ project.” you snipped at him, expecting him to turn to you at your comment...which wasn’t true but still. When Jaebum didn’t, you decided to take it upon yourself to MAKE him pay attention to you.

You proceeded to walk around the couch and crawl onto him, placing your head on his abdomen as your body laid beside him on your couch. Jaebum moved his phone to the side to reveal your puppy dog eyes staring back at him.

“Why you-no listen?” you whined at him in a childish voice. He stared down at you quietly, blinking from time to time. “You don’t like me no more?” you tilted your head at him.

He moved his phone back in front of him, ignoring you.

“No. Now go talk to Jinyoung, you thought he was cuter anyways.” he answered you. You couldn’t help but smile, grabbing his phone from him playfully. Jaebum didn’t give much protest though as you took it away from him.

“Yah! So you were listening!” you pointed out, poking his side which caused him  to flinch. After he stopped fidgeting, a smirk tugged at his lips as he stared down at you.

“...You should have a birthday party.” he announced randomly. You were taken aback at such a sudden statement.

“...But baby, my birthday isn’t for another 3 months… and by that time you’ll already be in Japan.” you reminded him as if he forgot, muttering towards the end.

He twisted a piece of your hair in between his fingers as he looked to you.

“I know, but I just thought if I threw you a big party you’ll forget i’m even away.” he explained. You scoffed at his suggestion.

“But would it really be any fun if you weren't there? I was just planning on crying at home while watching dream knight.” you snickered at him.

Suddenly Jaebum grabbed you by your face, your eyes widening at him.

“I thought we talked about mentioning those words Y/N.” he warned you. You pouted under his stare innocently.

“What about when I miss you… should I watch dream high instead?” you questioned playfully. Jaebum glared at you and your antics. His hand dropped from your face, back to your hair.

“Anyways, I was being serious. It’s important you’re with your friends on your birthday… especially when I can’t be.” he explained while looking down.

You couldn’t help but study him for a moment, a sheepish smile forming on your face. “Is someone afraid I’m going to be lonely?” you asked him mischievously. His eyes darted up to yours at your tone, his face turning red.

You couldn’t help but squeal while lightly hitting his shoulder. You ducked your head into the crook of his neck.

“You’re so cute when you’re worried about me!” you exclaimed excitedly.

Jaebum stroked your hair slowly as you kissed his jaw. “Whatever, so you’ll think about it?” he asked you with a groan. You removed your face from Jaebum's neck and propped yourself onto your elbows to look at him.

“Sure, If being with other people on my birthday makes you feel better about you not being there, then i’ll do it! Hell, i’ll even plan it.” you assured him. Jaebum rolled his eyes.

“Y/N, the point is for YOU to feel better about me not being there.” he informed you. You sighed, laying your head on his shoulder.

“In that case, just don’t leave!” you suggested cheerfully. Jaebum smirked at your comment as he traced circles on your arm.

“You make a great point Y/N.” he answered you.

You smiled as you rubbed your face into his sweater.

“...So have you seen my hat?” you asked him.

“No. But we could look in the bedroom again.” Jaebum suggested. You raised your head to check the look on his face. Jaebum's lips curled into that weird smile of his.  

“Come here!” he exclaimed before turning so that you were underneath him.

You cried out a shriek as Jaebum kissed you all over, especially in the places he knew you were the most sensitive of course.

“JB!” you shouted hitting his chest, you couldn’t help but burst into a fit of laughter.

~

You smirked remembering it, not only because of what happened after, but because of how Jae’s offer to throw you a birthday party was reduced to him giving his opinion on what color the balloons should be. Of course, he had recommended black knowing him…

Nevertheless, you refused for Jae to plan your party all by himself while he was so busy planning for GOT7’s new japanese release. In Fact, you had gotten really into the planning of the party yourself, considering you were a perfectionist.

Thinking back to it, it was nice that Jae wanted to do something for you to make you feel better about the whole tour situation… but at the moment you weren't really feeling much better. And the fact that you decided to make the balloons black, wasn’t helping either.

“So what did Jaebum get for you for your birthday?” a not-so close coworker of yours shouted over the loud music.

It was questions like these people had been asking you the whole night.

“Flowers!” you shouted to her, evoking a swoon from just how romantic of a gift it was. Earlier today you got sent a bouquet of red carnations (because he knew you didn’t like roses). When Jaebum facetimed you, he asked if you had received them and told you that he had ordered them to be delivered to you on your birthday months in advance. After members like Jackson and Jinyoung said happy birthday to you, the conversation hadn’t lasted much longer. The two of you said that you loved each other and when everybody else in the room mocked you, you ended with that. Then again… you did remember he had mentioned a few other surprises coming your way today. But you hadn't received anything else today that you could remember. Maybe he was talking about when he got home in a few weeks.

“How’s he doing on tour?” another girl asked you. Your eyes darted all over your apartment, realizing she asked you a question. “Uhh… he’s good!” you shouted to her with a smile. “Did he call you today?” another asked excitedly. “Yea what did he say?” another added.

“I think that enough questions, Y/N is trying to forget he’s away. May I remind you it’s her birthday party?” your best friend Eun Mi interrupted. The girls excited looks slowly faded at Eun Mi’s comment. “Let's go get some champagne Y/N.” Eun Mi told you, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you elsewhere.

You looked over your shoulder to the group and bowed your head as if to apologize. Thank god you had someone like Eun Mi in your life though, who could read you like a book and say what was on your mind for you. You didn’t want to dodge people’s questions, because of course that would look suspicious. You were always on your toes to make sure you didn’t make your boyfriend look bad. Jaebum was never a bad boyfriend, even when he was away on your birthday, he was still the best boyfriend in the world. It was just others that often liked to assume things when you hadn’t answered their question right away. Being so attentive to your responses was tiring, and the more they had brought up JB, the sadder you become.

“Sorry about that Y/N, I know it must be hard that he’s not here…” Eun Mi apologized as she poured you a glass of champagne.

You sighed as you took it from her. “No it’s fine.” you answered solemnly. There was about a hundred people or so in your apartment, and yet you were the one feeling lonely.

“This was such a bad idea.” You muttered to yourself more than to Eun Mi, as you straightened your dress anxiously. She tilted her head as she looked at you, drinking the glass of champagne in one shot, wanting to drown in your sadness.

“No it wasn’t, you just have to have some fun!” Eun Mi exclaimed peppily, grabbing your now-empty glass of champagne and setting it on the table beside you, Eun Mi proceeded to drag you off into the crowd as you groaned. “It’s my party and I can cry if I want to!” you shouted at him as she dragged you behind. After finding an empty spot within the crowd, she stopped and turned to you. “We should dance!” she yelled over the music which was giving you a headache by the minuet. You rolled your eyes at her suggestion, shaking your head. She stomped her foot with a whine. “Y/N, come on it’s your birthday!” Eun Mi insisted. She started moving her body in the most atrocious ways to make you laugh, which it of course did. Eun Min was good at making you laugh, even when you weren't in the mood. You decided to join in on making yourself look like a fool as well, because if you weren't having fun at your own party, how would that look?

The house music was from a playlist you had made yourself, along with everything else that made this party so spectacular. You had really put in a lot of work to this party, so therefor you had every right to enjoy it. You wouldn't let all this hard work pay off for nothing, even if JB wasn’t here. He wanted you to enjoy your birthday, and you would do just that, if not for yourself than for him.

“You seem to be having fun without me.” you had practically heard Jaebum say. It was almost like you could feel his presence right behind you. Enjoying this odd sensation, you continued dancing, ignoring how Eun Mi had stopped. After a few seconds of feeling awkward dancing alone though, you looked up at her, confused.

Eun Mi was standing frozen before you, pointing at something behind you with a shaking hand.

“...What are they bringing out the cake? It’s only-” you turned around curious as to what she was pointing at, only to find the person you were missing most in front of you.

Jaebum stood, in a black bomber jacket, with a black shirt underneath as well as black pants. Not to mention his black hair as well, was styled so that it was up (one of your favorite hairstyles). His earrings gleamed ever so slightly.

Facetime just didn’t do him enough justice. Your boyfriend was complete and utter eye candy. And everyone else in the room seemed to notice it too.

“JAE!” you screamed, jumping on him like a wild animal. You wrapped your arms under his shoulders, hugging him as if your life depended on it. Was it just you, or his shoulders had gotten wider since the last time you had seen them?

“I said something to you, didn’t you hear me?” he scoffed at you. You clung to his body still, kissing his jawline, feeling ready to cry (tears of joy).

“I thought it was in my imagination.” you confessed to him, laughing lightly. Just as you were about to pull away to kiss him on the lips (which you had been waiting an entire month for), he had slid his hand down your lower back to press you against him again. Surprised, you gripped onto his broad shoulders which you loved so much.

“Have you been a good girl for Daddy?” he whispered to you. Your eyes widened at his sudden change of tone. Did he really have to play this game with you right here? Right now? Did he understand just what he was doing?

“Of course, I always am.” you whispered to him playfully.

Jaebum’s finger tips dug into your back dimples which he knew so well.

“Good girls gone bad, good girls want me.” Jaebum muttered to in your ear, his breath fanning the under of your ear, causing you to become tense. Your face warmed again at tone.

“Okay, I’m gonna give you two some alone time before I throw up.” Eun Mi announced before leaving the two of you like she had said.

The two of you ignored Eun mi comment as Jaebum's hand gripped your side, before pulling away to look at you.

“You look gorgeous.” he stated simply. Your faced automatically warmed at his compliment.

“Thank you.” you muttered looking to the side as you tried to suppress your blush.

Jaebum slyly tilted your head in his direction by lifting your chin, charminly. “I’m gone for a month and you don’t even look at me for more than 5 seconds?” he questioned with a smirk. You grabbed onto his jacket trying to pull him into a kiss, but Jaebum refused.

“You’ve replaced me haven’t you? Who is he? I know I’ve been away but my god Y/N, you didn’t have to do this to me.” he stated sarcastically, looking around the crowded apartment. You hit his arm causing him to hold it in pain as he sneered.

“Wow, I didn’t realize how much I missed your aggressive hits until now.” Jaebum told you as you rolled your eyes at him.

You proceed to wrap your arms around his torso possessively. “I missed you.” you urged to him. Jaebum smiled to himself as he stroked your hair. “I missed you too baby girl.”

You hadn’t realized how much you need Jaebum’s pet names until now either.

“But um...how-what-why are you here?” you stammered looking up at him, your head still on his chest. Jaebum raised his eyebrows at you. You shook your head, snuggling it into his chest. “I mean, I’m over the moon about it, really Jae! But how could you even manage to make it being on tour and all?!” you asked him. Jaebum scoffed while rubbing your shoulder.

“I had off today, but I have to go back tomorrow.” he told you. You couldn’t help but pout as you hugged him tighter. He had just gotten here, and yet he was going to be leaving so soon?

You couldn’t help but smile to yourself in realization though. You looked up to him with a smirk plastered on your face.

“You left paradise for me?” you teased him. He furrowed his eyebrows when looking down at you.

“You’re my paradise.” he responded simply.

Your face turned red like a traffic light as you burrowed your face into his chest. Jaebum smiled and proceeded to kiss the top of your head as you hugged him around the waist tightly.

“Happy Birthday Y/N… I love you.”

After a moment or two, you looked up at him again.

“I love you too.” you told him happily. Jaebum smiled sheepishly at you. You proceeded to stand on your tiptoes to press the two of your lips pressed together, which again, you had been waiting an entire month for.

Your lips melted together in harmony, neither one of you able to get enough. You had lots of lost time to make up for...

Releasing from the kiss, you stared up at him, fooling around with the fabric of his jacket.

“Can we take this somewhere more… private?” you asked him, batting your eyelashes softly. He smirked at what you were implying as his hand delicately touched your neck.

“But what about the cake?” Jaebum asked you. You licked your lips, slipping your fingers under his gold chain which you imagined would look good on him just by itself.

You suddenly pulled on it, bringing your faces close together.

“But don’t I deserve a reward for being such a good girl since you’ve been gone? It is my birthday...” you purred to him, letting go of his chain as he stood paralyzed at your words. Taking his vulnerability as an advantage, you leaned up to his ear.

“Plus you’ll be getting some anyways… that is... if you’re good.” you whispered to him mischievously.

Leaning back down, you stared up at your boyfriend who had a completely different look in his eye.

You pulled him by his hand as you made your way through the crowd, in search of the stairs.

 In all your 23 years of life, THIS was the best gift you’d ever received.

[thanos-kin]

crossover au

SINCE EVERYONE SEEMS TO LOVE THE POLY AU WITH CONNOR/EVAN/MICHAEL/JERRMY SO I'LL POST SOME MORE HEADCANNONS @all-you-see-is-nightmare-eyes HELPED ME WITH THESE - the boys get progressively gayer now that they're together, they hold hands and make out and cuddle and everyone finds it really cute?? (everyone as in heidi and jeremy's dad) - they have a specific way they cuddle, connor's on the left curled up around them since he's the tallest and the main one he's curled up around is michael, his nose nuzzled in his hair. honestly he's just spooning michael. michael's arms are around evan, who's nuzzled in his neck and has his arms wrapped around him and connor. jeremy's spooning evan, nuzzled in the back of his neck as he wrapped his arms around michael and evan and he's holding connor's hand. - it's almost impossible for them to sleep unless they're with each other it's crazy - connor definitely dramatically drapes himself across michael when he's playing games to get his attention - "pay attention to me and your other boyfriends" "just one more level-" "no it's late and we wanna watch movies" "start one without me then i'll be there right after i beat this i promise" "you said that four levels ago, please?" all three of them give michael puppy eyes; he can't resist - okay but evan's never had a slushy before and michael is OFFENDED, so he grabs all of the boys and they go to the seven eleven down the street. at 2 in the morning. - when evan first tries it he's like "HOLY HECK THIS IS GOOD" and he drinks it way too quickly and no one has enough time to tell him about brain freezes - HE'S SUFFERING BECAUSE "WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME SOMETHING SO SWEET COULD BE SO EVIL" - turns out evan gets extremely hyper with just a small amount of sugar so everyone just watches him tired himself out and then connor has to carry him home when he crashes - they all bought evan a bonsai tree for his birthday and evan treasured it so much that he wont even let his boyfriend's touch it - eventually they all end up talking about the squips and the suicide attempts. there's a lot of tears, but they're there for each other and they comfort each other through it, they make sure to be each other's rocks. - HALLOWEEN IS CONNOR'S FAV HOLIDAY he plans out matching costumes (they're all dressed up as zombie mario characters) and he helps decorate everyone's houses because he can't do it at his own and he scares the fuck out of his boyfriend's 24/7 - christmas is definitely jeremy's favorite time of the year because he likes the cold, but also because of the cliche's - mistletoes, matching sweaters, snow ball fights, dazzling lights and presents - it's just great - god fuCKING RUN from michael on april fools day he plays so many tricks on everyone and one time he put hair dye in connors shampoo and he came out with bright pink hair its a fucjing disaster - everyone protects evan from michael on april fool's day to be honest - evan's favorite time of the year is definitely new years eve because. like. everyones celebrating for their own reasons, and he has his own. connor's lived another year, he's been with his boyfriend's for another year, he's actually here for another year. plus, he gets to kiss his boyfriend's at midnight. - plus they all stole wine from jeremy's dad and evan totally got grounded for it - on their anniversary, they decide to get each other promise rings and give them to each other at the end of the day. they go back to the orchard with a picnic basket and spend the entire day there, talking and laughing and taking pictures. eventually they all pull out the rings and give them to each other. - the inside bands of rings all say something different - jeremy's says "you're our world and stars" michael's says "you're our happiness and laughter" evan's says "you're our calm in the middle of a storm" connor's says "you're our beacon of light in darkness" - they kept their relationship a secret from everyone at their schools, but when they checked Instagram that night, evan had posted a picture of their ring hands reaching for the sky. underneath it the caption says "All we see is sky for forever ~ These three mean the world to me and I can't express it enough. One year already and I can't wait for the years to come." - they all decide to post similar things on their instagrams, and it feels nice to finally be out and free to be themselves. - the first time the boys went to connor's house was to meet his parents - he had told them a month earlier that he was gay and had three boyfriend's and his parents took it somewhat okay, but they're really confused about it all. so they invited them to a dinner. - connor finds out last second that they were supposed to dress up all nice, like tuxes and stuff and he tried to warn his boys but they were already there - so now there's these three awkward boys standing there in their basic regular clothing while everyone's wearing dresses and tuxes - at least connor looks good - after that they spend a lot more time at evan's house because his momma is so sweet when she's there - EVAN DOESN'T SWEAR OFTEN. HIS BOYFRIENDS EVEN KEEP TRACK OF WHEN HE SWEARS AND WHEN EVAN FINDS OUT HE DOES NOT HESITATE TO JUST. LET IT ALL LOOSE. - "shit bitch tit fuck asshole" THEY LITERALLY SCREAM - "you know you guys make such a big deal out of me swearing when i can have you all swearing and moaning in five minutes" EVERYONE GOES INTO SHOCK - one night evan's mom goes out on a date and everyone is SCREAMING BECAUSE HEIDI HAS A BOYFRIEND - her boyfriend has a little four year old daughter !!! - he meets evan and his boys and hes like "oh are you guys heidi's sons?" and connor without thinking says "nah we're all evan's boyfriends" and everyone's hearts stop for a moment but new like "okay" and evan actually feels his chest swell with pride and happiness and he just. laughs and says "okay." back and everything is good - he's able to bond with all of the boys in one way or another, he talks with michael for hours on end just about how amazing his jacket is and all of the patches on his jacket and stands behind connor while he's drawing sometimes and gives him some tips and when jeremy tries to cook he swifts by and gives him tips too, adding in stuff now and then secretly to help and with evan, well they talk all the time considering this man is dating evan's mom, and really quickly evan trusts him and is happy for him and his mom - HE PROPOSES TO HEIDI AND EVERYONE IS EXCITED - all the boys are the best men no questions asked and they all wearing matching ties and tuxes and heidi's boyfriend's little girl is the flower girl - after the wedding at the after party the boys lay outside in the grass and they're just talking and watching the sky and there's music faintly playing in the background from inside the building and they're just so happy and calm - jeremy suddenly says "i can't wait for our wedding" and everyone is shocked but jeremy is just confused because he didn't even know he said that out loud but when he finds out he did he blushes and covers his face - connor is like "i would marry you all in a heart beat" and michael is like "we already have matching rings.." - evan suddenly stands without saying a word and the rest of the boys stand too thinking they made him anxious, but he turns around and suddenly gets down on one knee and hes like "will you all marry me?" - and it's so cliche but every one of them say yes and they all cry - here they are - these fucking kids, jeremy and michael at age seventeen, evan at eighteen, connor at nineteen - here they all are, proposing to each other - they of course can't legally get married but they all change their names a week later. they all sport the last name, Hansen-Heere-Murphy-Mell. okay im done for now because my fingers hurt from typing

[brewka]

[Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you are finished tag 5 people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!!!] 

Tagged by @cybzilla and @mollymerula, thank you so much!!! <3

I shouldn’t be doing this now that I barely have time for eating, but these are always so relaxing, so maybe it could motivate me to study for my finals hgjhg 

1. Are you named after someone? Not really, at least I've never heard about it? I was going to be called Kazimierz instead of Katarzyna anyway, haha. I chose my 3rd name after my friend and teacher, though, and it's very important to me.

2. When was the last time you cried? I don't cry much now and I really miss being able to do it? It used to help me a lot. But I'm sure I cried around 11 vol of Stone Ocean (so one month ago?) and I think i sobbed a little during watching some MGS playthrough, probably 4, because I'm a sentimental grandma

3. Do you like your handwriting? I hate it deeply, even I have troubles with reading it, a lot of people tease me about it, but I can't really change it.....

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Team veggies. Though, what can I say, I really miss the taste of meat, it's pretty hard sometimes...

5. Do you have kids? Five, they all have beaks and wings!!!

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I'll skip this so I won't get to anything emo!

7. Do you use sarcasm? Boy, I do, especially when I'm tired; but I have srs problems with telling if someone's sarcastic or if they mean what they're saying...!

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Ofc!

9. Would you bungee jump? Nah, I avoid everything that's risky and expensive, haha

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? I never ate them much, but I loved both cornflakes and these... Honey wheat ones? What was their name??? It's hard to eat cereal without milk, so I don't do it anymore.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I keep forgetting that tying shoes is a thing............

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? I feel most of the people who know/saw me would laugh at that, but you could be surprised sometimes, lol

13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Sorbets of all kinds are great!! I used to love pistachio and mint ones but they all are milk based :(

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their hair! I often have problems with recognising faces so I usually focus on hair. Which sucks when someone changes their haircut a lot... who are you...

15. Red or pink? All colors are cool, but I have a soft spot for reds!!

16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? The fact I have boobs and my skin problems probably... I could elaborate, but it's better not to, haha.

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? Blue (which is rare for me) and my fav winter boots, they're a blessing in cold weather...

18. What was the last thing you ate? A bun with apple filling, I bought it a moment before writing these answers in a bus, aa....

19. What are your listening to right now? MGS: Peace Walker, because I love to cry (mentally)

20. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Probably some ochre, because I keep overusing them...

21. Favorite smell? I always have troubles with these, I don't really focus on smelling stuff...! Fruit teas, probably! And fields, different kinds of weeds and flowers. AND PIGEONS!!! The smell of birds, especially with wet feathers, just feels so familiar and nice, idk, it probably sounds rly strange, haha,,,,

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My dad, probably, I should finally repair my phone, hah....

23. Favorite sport to watch? Football :""""") I'm simple... Horse-related stuff is cool too, I never had much access to that, though.

24. Hair color? Some people call it dark blonde and it makes me want to murder... It's brown, and I'm quite fond of the color.

25. Eye color? I literally picked "multiple colors" for my ID because I couldn't tell! Gray's probably the closest, sometimes it's more blue, on other times it's greenish.

26. Do you wear contacts? I wear glasses sometimes, mostly for painting or going to the cinema!

27. Favorite food to eat? Summer veggies, I really miss them now. Mostly dishes with zucchini, pumpkin, eggplant and spinach, I love them so much! Also, nothing's better than Ukrainian borscht and kutia. Oh boy!!!!

28. Scary movies or comedy? Add romance and you have the 3 movie genres I avoid the most... Scary movies always irritated me, like, I have enough anxiety in my life? And, truth be told, I never really got scared. (Scary moments in games are the worst, though, I hate them because I relate to the characters I play as way too much....). I probably prefer comedies, but I hardly ever watch them, guess I just don't like to laugh all that much, haha. And bad jokes irritate me a lot. I like movies like "Dr. Strangelove..." if that counts! Guess it’s a comedy and it’s SUPER SCARY too...................

29. Last movie you watched? It was "Powidoki" and boy I really don't want to talk about that, it makes me pretty sad. I also rewatched "Strangelove" (👌👌👌👌) and saw "Paterson", which was beautiful and inspiring, 12/10 would recommend!!

30. What color shirt are you wearing? Gray, I think! Too many sweaters, haha

31. Summer or winter? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💕💕💕💞💞💞👏👏👏👏👏SUMMER, I MISS YOU SO MUCH 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

32. Hugs or kisses? No words can express how I crave any physical contacts with ppl I care about but let's say I have a bit more chances to get hugs,

33. What book are you currently reading? I SHOULDN'T BE READING ANY, as it's exam session time, but I have to admit I'm reading a book about Kazimierz Jagiellończyk's tomb and a super long fanfic (the longest and probably the best I've ever read!!!  ! ! ! !!) between my history of art and sociology books...

34. Who do you miss right now? Boy, whom I don't!!!! I wish I could meet any of my amazing friends soon ;_;

35. What is on your mouse pad? The only one I own is with hETALIA, but my mouse doesn't need a mouse pad, so I don't use any

36. What is the last TV program you watched? The news, as usual! I don't really watch any other TV programmes (I only watch some other politics related ones from time to time)

37. What is the best sound? THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN HEARING A BIRD SONG IN JANUARY/FEBRUARY!!!!! ! !! ! ! !I'VE HEARD A GREAT TIT SINGING EARLIER THIS WEEK AND IT WAS SUCH A SPRING FEEL...regardless of the cold and snow outside...

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Both are ok! Just ok, I don't know much about either to be honest :( but both are nice to listen to, I choose The Beatles way more often, though.

39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Madrid, probably!! I'm more interested in Eastern Europe, but it still was an amazing trip, we've seen so many amazing artworks there...

40. Do you have a special talent? Shrugs?? ??? ??? ?

41. Where were you born? Cracow!!! An amazing city that you all need to see someday 💪💪💪💪

Idk who has time for tags these days, but I tag (without any obligation, ofc) @tj-dragonblade, @danikatze @lhassinu and @fabledtactician !! I’d love to see any of my mutuals’ replies to these too, so if you feel like answering it, please @ me about it, I gotta read!!!

[a-for-anne-blog-blog]

My Rather Long Review of Everyone’s 5 Blog Choices

I. Cool Class Blogs 1. Aapeli R:  All-thats-interesting   2. Missy : Boston &  Boston City Archives 3. Michele : Health and fitness motivator & endless puppies 4. Marc: sailnavy 5. Michael: American Great Outdoors, Wooden dreams, This is Why Your Fat 6. Zoe: Zelda-fitzgerald, everthingfox, fashion 7. Jesper: Cartoonpolitics, ifpaintingscouldtext 8. Julius: smartstockcharts 9. M. Karow: killarhouses & obsessedwithgoldens 10. Casey: BostonBruins & Positivityadvocate

II. The Top 8

The Top ones for me  in descending order are : 1.  Ifpaintingscouldtext, 2. Boston City Archives, 3.  Health and Fitness Motivator, 4. American Great Outdoors, 5. Cartoon Politics, 6. Positivity Advocate, 7. Sail Navy &  8. killarhouses

b. More in-depth  

So as I did this post a little early, I didn’t get to catch everyone’s blog following so there may or may not be an update to this post. I am going to start in this paragraph by just doing a rundown reaction to all the cool class blogs I saw. First  All thats interesting  followed by Aapeli, I thought was a bit odd but interesting it sort of had a rabbit hole effect in that you wanted to understand what you were seeing or to actually see more. Second Missy followed the Boston page which also being a fellow Bostonian I think you forget sometimes to really appreciate whats around you and its beauty like train tracks over Chestnut Hill Station, Ive seen a hundred times quickly driving by but really seeing it from this photographers angle makes you think about it differently, so I loved that! Missy also followed Boston City Archives, which I found to be super interesting, you learn so much about the cities history its crazy to see how drastic it has changed since the 19th century and all the documents are in themselves just wicked cool! Next Michele followed Health and Fitness Motivator, which I found the graphics to be perhaps an effective visual that could inspire me to actually work out and make miracles happen. She also followed endless puppies and really who would complain about that lovely dose of cuteness every other day! Next I salute Marc’s interest in SailNavy very noble and an interesting page with what looks like a lot of good information about sailing and the Navy. At number five we have Michael who followed American Great Outdoors which having been to Yellowstone , The Grand Canyon , & The Badlands , I can attest to their beauty and I personally love to learn about them and have a desire to see many more and Yellowstone again because it was maybe some of the best days of my life at least thus far, so great page haha! He then followed Wooden dreams which is a cool page about nature which I think is awesome because nature is awesome so 100 points to you sir haha ! Last one that I thought was cool that Michael followed was This is Why Your Fat and everyone likes food but that is just such a funny but true title that I was like wow haha I have to like this one too good! Then I moved to Zoe’s and I have to say at first I go really excited when I saw Zelda Fitzgerald but although it is not really related to Scott’s wife it is still a pretty good page with great photography as did the other page she followed everything fox which is another awesome name for a blog and a cool invite into foxes!?! Lastly Zoe followed Fashion which is one of my biggest passions , you may not be able to tell by the way I rock sweats and oversize sweaters now days but tis true, I am all about the ever evolving art of dress. Next I looked at Jesper’s followings and I was a fan of both CartoonPolitics and Ifpaintingscouldtext, both are really different, interesting, out of the box, witty, funny and creative! I then moved to Julius who followed smartstockcharts and I thought that was an interesting, different and practical choice. Next up is Michael K. Who like a few others also gushed over puppies because you really can’t go wrong and I appreciated Killarhouses living with an architect and being into different houses which are really a functional art and many of them are really beautiful so that was cool.  Last but not least is Casey who followed the Boston Bruins which is of course a good choice haha and I really like positive advocates because it was bright , colorful, different and sometimes its just nice to have a reminder that you’ve got this so I liked that. And thats a VERY long wrap run down on every ones now Ill briefly, if possible for me, talk about my favs!

So here comes the favorites rundown and hopefully this will be a lot shorter! First my absolute favorite was ifpaintingscouldtext, I just thought that was really humorous and creative its different and it brings a lot of thought and positive energy to it! I also love art so that may be another reason I appreciate that as well! Second was Boston City Archives, because first off I didn’t even know or would have never thought of that as a blog and I just find that wicked cool and interesting, a really great resource to be able to look at some of those documents in a tech public environment ! Third up is Health and Fitness Motivator, I mean the graphics were just so convincing! I wanted to get a smoothie wear Lulu lemon and jump on a treadmill after looking at the posts haha so it could be effective and if nothing else inspirational! American Great Outdoors is another blog I never would have thought to look up but in which I think any one can really find a sense of beauty and value in, they truly are remarkable and I love to learn about them so I thought it was a great pick! Next up is Cartoon Politics which was another out of the box kind of pick but one that is creative, witty and you can in someways learn from it so I thought it was interesting pick! Positive Advocates was another great page I really loved the artsy graphics, the color schemes and the overall joyful positivity which I think is important to see and hear !  SailNavy was another page I wouldn’t have thought of but it is also really interesting and a chunk of history in public domain which is really nice and it also teaches viewers a little about Navy ships which being more into sailing and different kinds of ships I found that to be interesting and then the fact that it has also a personal tie I thought was rather noble. Lastly, Killarhouse I liked because the art of architecture and it's the sort of page I thought about following myself because as I said earlier there really is a beauty to a building and so many dimensions and ways to see it and then of course we also use and live within these spaces of art so its kinda interesting and cool to look at.

III. In common with Me

1. Travel Blogs - Michele & Marc? 2. Music and quotes is a page I followed last class as I also love music Michele & Marc? 3.  Memes or Jokes - Zoe, Julius,  Marc , M. Karow & Casey ( I think Casey and I followed the same joking page!?!) 4.  Inspirational Quotes - Marc and I

b. More In-depth

It was funny this time around how many people were thinking the same things I was compared to the last class! This time Both Michele , I think Marc and I followed a travel blog. All three of us also followed the same page Music and Quotes , I followed that last class but found it to be a good page and kinda funny that people in this class found it to be as interesting as I did kinda a coincidental moment. Both Marc and I followed Inspirational quote pages which was pretty cool. And lastly soooo many people followed either meme or joking pages Zoe, Julius, Marc, Michael, Casey and I so I guess they are on board with wanting to have the craic ! And thats a finally a wrap guys on blog reactions!