#eanasir

[valtharr]

I just found out that Ea-Nasir is in Guinness World Records.

[aquagirl555]

Would you rather

Have you and your name forgotten, never known to any, lost to history and time, have no legacy

OR

Be remembered for thousands of years, by millions of people, but the only thing future generations will know about you is that you sold shitty copper

[general-luce]

I’m late for the Ides, but...

[fovarosiblog]

"Clay tablet; letter from Nanni to Ea-nasir complaining that the wrong grade of copper ore has been delivered after a gulf voyage and about misdirection and delay of a further delivery; slightly damaged; 23 + 25 + 3 + 2 ll."

When in the British Museum, go up to the 3rd floor, into room 56, then in a corner of the room, look for display case 24.

Behind the Meme: Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir

In 1953, explorer Sir Leonard Woolley discovered and acquired the tablet from what is believed to be the ruins of Ea-nasir's home while on an expedition to the city of Ur. Several other similar tablets complaining about poor copper quality were also recovered, suggesting Ea-nasir frequently sent his customers poor-quality goods. The tablet is currently held at the British Museum. A few of the most viral Tumblr posts about this meme: https://probablybadrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/171826102481/your-players-are-faced-with-an-ancient-sumerian https://brightwanderer.tumblr.com/post/645195882465230848/ea-nasir-is-that-you

Translation of the tablet:

Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!"

What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.

How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.

Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.

Source: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/complaint-tablet-to-ea-nasir

[fovarosiblog]

Megvan valakinek az eredeti Ea-nasir átbaszott a rézzel poszt?

reblogeálja már elém please

[sirpiglin]

Day five: Chains.

Theme: Trans rights

[tonykaku]

#EaNasir #Hardware #Copper

[ea-nasir-1750]

Beautiful!! Fine copper!

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

[theclockworkjudas]

Friendly reminder that instead of purchasing blue checkmarks or Gorbachev badges or EaNasir badges or shoelaces that'll fall apart in a week to support a webbd site that actively allows actual neonazis but will mark a Trans person as NSFW you could be giving money to an

✨ actual

Trans

Person✨️

Like me or like whatever Trans or nonbinary person decides to reblog with their links

Paaaaaaaapal is ravenlullabye@gmail.com, btw

[thelasttime]

THSI IS ACTUALLY COOL????

tumblr(.)com/emporium/718751094893920256/eanasir

why is tumblr staff making better merch than taylor swift

[valtharr]

xkcd - My Favorite Things

[ea-nasir-1750]

WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN THERE!!

It was one bad order!! No need to exaggerate!

“average person defrauds 3 customers a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person defrauds 0 customers per year. Ea-Nasir, who lives in a house with all of his complaint tablets & defrauds over 10,000 copper buyers each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[captain-jale]

I thought Tumblr would appreciate the joke

[toboldlynerd]

If you wrote a book and you were a vampire what would you call it

How to [handicrafts] correctly

Eanasir. A biography

The mysterious trading partner of the old Egyptians (I'm so correct cause I said so)

Manners and why they are important

Bats. A love letter

Balor and the weird, totally chaotic, incredible millennia

[ermazurita]

163 Collection 2023 #bujo #CommonplaceBook #zibaldone #journal #planner #bulletJournal #tomatoes #Orwell #MaryShelley #www #amniotes #SargassumBelt #GammaWaves #EaNasir

[emilyelizabethfowl]

this site will never stop poking fun at EaNasir

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?