#e.g. u know making the rest of him

[husbo-venus]

family photo! we would like to introduce you to Dominic Victum (left) and Road Kill (right)

[hoshologies]

Hello! Can you write something with mark and “make me proud”? Istj just 🤯 my mind

personally, i need mark lee like i need air and istj killed me

warnings. smut (mdni), afab!reader (no gendered terms), oral (m!receiving), praise kink, corruption kink (if u squint).

mark has been your first... with pretty much everything: first boyfriend, first kiss, first date that isn't bank rolled by parents. thus, it follows that he has also been all of your first sexual experiences too, at least in the ways that matter (e.g. not the heavy petting that guy from your freshman year of university did during a movie night at his house).

you've only been together for a little bit, maybe a month and a half, and you think this is a good pace. mark has been nothing short of patient, leaving you room to initiate things when you're ready. you've done a handful of things together: making out, heavy petting, he's eaten you out on multiple occasions, and he's fucked you into his pillowtop mattress.

but this is new, settled between his legs on your knees, your cheek resting against his thigh as you watch him, his hands. mark has the apartment to himself for the weekend and he wants to make use of it. you'd been watching a movie, but one thing led to another and now you're about to give mark head for the first time.

he bridges his hips, shuffles his sweats and boxers down far enough to free himself, and your mouth waters. you know what his cock looks like, you've known the pleasure that follows in its wake, but this is new everything. this is the closest you've seen it, a new angle that allows you to see the vein that traces the length of it, the precum that drips from the tip, the way it twitches in mark's hand.

"you look pretty like this," he says from above you, voice a little strained. you look up at him and take in the way his eyes are already a little hazy, the desperation written across his face, no matter how much he doesn't want it to come across like that. "like you were made to be there."

you go white hot under your skin, scorching down to your bones; mark has always made it a point to praise you, but no matter how many times you do anything like this, the effect it has on you never lessens, always has you pliant and eager to please.

his free hand brushes your cheek, across your temple, sweeps to the back of your head to pull you in closer. when you move your gaze back up to him, he's erased any semblance of that last expression; no, now his eyes are dark and heady, predatory almost, and that heat rushes through you again, right to your pussy, which pulses and squeezes around nothing.

"think you can handle it, baby?" he asks; the mask slips just a bit and you know he's just worried about your comfort, but you're here now and you don't think you could be anywhere else, even if you wanted to be. so you nod, tell him yes, please mark in a reedy little whine, and his eyes alight. he smiles and it borders on wolfish, that pride of being your first for this too evident in every way he's carrying himself right now.

"then make me proud."

and you'll be damned if you don't listen.

© hoshologies 2023. do not translate, copy, or repost my work on any site.

[bbrattywise]

Hi honey, how are you doing? Well, ahm I'm just learning about the law, I still have some doubts.

I would like to manifest to be the most beautiful woman in the world, something like man-eater or have the energy of malena. However I believe that until now no woman has been able to achieve it, you see that the tastes are different and that. I would also like to manifest a famous man I am in love with and he is married, and it is almost impossible to meet him. Besides there are 4 other celebrities that I would like to manifest but I don't know if it is possible. So I thought about manifesting in my university currently to that unreachable group of guys who do not notice my existence or that of my friends, but I find it hard to believe that it is possible and the 3d. Besides seeing that they ignore us and that, that's why sometimes I doubt and even get depressed about how it would be possible. Could you give me some suggestions or a challenge to challenge me and then bring a success story? Ok honey, that's all. Thanks for the support, I admire your support

firstly i just want to say that the whole point of the law of assumption is that it makes the "impossible" possible. Meaning, that you could want to desire the most ABSURB things (e.g. a magic island where trees talk & fairies dance around all day) & its quite literally possible. So yes, it is possible to manifest becoming the most beautiful woman in the world (even with the different beauty standards, u can manifest yourself being perceived as absolutely stunning throughout all the beauty standards)

Additionally, it is entirely possible to also manifest dating your celebrity crush (i've heard literal success stories of ppl meeting their celeb crush), manifesting those 4 other celebrities & sm more.

I just want to remind you that your 3D only is displaying ur past, dominant thoughts & ur imagination is PRESENT! The second u decide "these guys will notice me, etc" the 3D has no other choice but to conform. My advice is that whenever you feel like seeking validation from the 3D, remember "my imagination is present & i get to decide what happens" and continue to validate yourself from ur thoughts/imagination & the rest will unfold into ur 3D.

here is a success story i rlly recommend & one of my favourite manifestation challenges EVERR

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[jennilah]

OKAY, OKAY FOLLOW UP, but I have to ask, based on how you rank Riggs movie and Logans movie, what do you think of Rigg and Logan in a more indepth analysis?? E.g what makes them interesting to you, or what stands out about them to you?

And somewhat off-topic, how do you think the other apprentices would interact with Logan??

how dare u ask for a detailed analysis when i love overanalyzing you just want to derail me for another two hours dont you.

Riiiiiggg <3

first of all I thought it was really cool that for Saw IV, a guy who was kind of a minor established character got to ascend to protagonist. (I guess the same thing happened with Hoffman but I straight up forgot he was in Saw III at all when I was watching IV for the first time. I remembered Rigg from II and his brief III appearance though)

in Saw II he so easily could have just been the Predator/Aliens overconfident gun guy trope with an itchy trigger finger. and yes, hes eager for the whole thing to get a move on so the victims can be saved, but hes not mindless. I love that he joins in the deliberation with Kerry and Matthews and they spend a few moments to establish how much he cares about his colleagues, his too-big heartstrings tugged by how difficult this situation must be for Matthews.

SO it was cool to see that became the major character flaw which contributed to his demise in IV. He cared too much. He lost his test because he couldn't stop caring. He almost got in trouble in the past for caring too much already, punching that guy. He ran into the crime scene without backup which could have gotten himself killed, because his emotions took over. (Also tangentially related, I'd say he has a lot of parallels with Strahm who also thinks with his heart first, and the end mirrors the beginning nicely with how Strahm also rushes into the crime scene without backup. Saw IV has a lot of really cool things going on actually)

At the start, they make it very clear he works himself sick worrying about the case and his missing friends despite it not being his job to worry about it. I'm saddened by his strained relationship with his wife because she seemed nice and normal, one of the few pairs without infidelity, and he's obviously very sweet and sensitive and caring, but too much for his own good. First time watching, the whole time I was just begging this nice man to go home to his nice wife like Jigsaw instructed, pained knowing this couldnt possibly end well for him or her.

hes an optimist. he believes, despite him being missing for 6 months, that Matthews is still out there and that he can be found. He believes he can save everyone in the traps. (well except that 1 guy you know the one) He believes he can save his friends. He tried to do it all.

😭😭😭😭😭😭 taken tf out for caring too much.

im sorry that my favorite characters are the shitheads and little bastards. Rigg is just such a good boy i care him. Im holding him in my hands

LOGAN.... gosh Logan I really wish I had any opinions on you. Its been like 8 months since I watched the movie and was never really presented with much fandom discussion around him so im afraid to say i forgor what his personality is 😭 hes like just kind of normal right?

in the fuckin sitcom Saw house of my dreams, i think Logan would be the 1 apprentice that everyone gets along with bc he just repels drama. they would finish up nearly ripping each other's throat out and one by one throughout the rest of the day kick down his door to vent about it, so he has to hear the same story from 3 different perspectives and just nods his head and goes "uh-huh"

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

2p japan nsfw alphabet please??

Read more is here for now so people don’t read this kind of content without wanting to

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• He’ll get them a drink and some painkillers but that’s really about it, he’s not good with the whole affection after sex thing. He just wants to take a bath and have a nap with them.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• He likes his hands, there’s no particular reason as to why, he just does

• He’s an ass guy, he will actively stare and not even be ashamed if he’s caught doing it

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• He likes seeing their face covered in his cum, he thinks that it’s adorable

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• Plays porn games (e.g. huniepop, cloud meadow, etc) on a near basis, he has way too many hours on games like that, he refuses to admit it

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• Not actually that experienced despite how much of a horny mess he is

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Doggy style, he thinks it’s the best because it’s easiest to spank them, pull their hair, choke them, etc.

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• Not goofy during sex, he’s pretty serious during it because he has this very dominant sexual persona

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• Not that well groomed, he doesn’t really care to shave or anything of that nature. It’s the same colour as his hair.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• Not intimate at all, he’ll make sure they’re alright and that they cum but that’s about as “intimate” as he gets during sex

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Numerous times a day, he’s in his room most of the time so it’s another way that he passes the time

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Brat taming

• Edging people

• He’s very sadistic

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• His room, he rarely leaves the place so it’s unsurprising he always prefers to fuck there

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Someone wearing any kind of revealing clothes, he will stare at them and realise he’s hard

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Being edged, he’ll edge someone else for hours but he gets pissy when they do it back

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Absolutely prefers receiving, he’s not all that good at giving and he knows that so he tries to get out of doing it

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• Fast and rough, always, he just cannot finish it it’s all slow and sensual

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• He loves them, he’s be perfectly happy with getting a quickie

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• Adores both of them, experimenting and risks are something that he loves

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• Maybe 5 rounds with breaks in between but then he’s too tired and needs to rest, he lasts about 8 minutes so very average

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He owns a lot, name it and he probably has it. Vibrators, fleshlights, rope, cuffs, blindfolds, whips, riding crops, whatever. It’s a mix for who it’s used on.

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• He absolutely teases all the time, he loves seeing how needy people can get

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• Mostly just groaning, he’s not really that loud, he’s very vocal when degrading them though

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• Wants a fuck buddy but is too awkward to talk to people about it, so it’s a very far away dream from him

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• Very average, uncut and around 5 inches, has an apadravya piercing

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• It’s really high, one of the highest of all 2ps, he is borderline insatiable

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Doesn’t fall asleep afterwards, he’ll rest but he won’t go to sleep unless it’s his usual time to sleep (early hours in the morning)

[xiaoluclair]

hello okay i've seen you reblog 4433 posts so this is my invite for you to go fully incoherent rambling about why you love 4433 pretty please?

okay so i sure as hell ain't a vet but i Am intrigued invested enamored hopelessly sinking and it goes like This:

ONE. racer4racer ruthless4ruthless champion4champion. yall heard lewis talk about booing?? it just fuels me 💪💪. yall heard max? i'll just take my trophy home and they can have a nice evening ☺️. the objective energies are a SPECTRUM apart. but then you look a little deeper and Yeah, that's. thats a champion there and champion there.

alexa play monza 2021 silverstone 2021 jeddah 2021 interlagos 2022. in other words: racing other people?? yeah, fine. Can Do, no Problemo. racing each other? explosion Noises.

i.e. u know the phrase Opposites Attract? well. Yeah . onto

TWO. Opposites! e.g. Agendas (for lack of a better word.) max will kneel, will speak when spoken to. but give that kid the choice and he aint sayin a word. he is there to Race and have Laffs why u askin me about my political stance on cheese 🙄😒. lewis on the other more vocal hand Will Speak Out. prbly maybe it traces back to their childhoods, but im not getting into that Particular thing bc its too heavy for this and im not about to make it into a joke, So. yeah, the way they view their own Purpose within fame, the way max Wouldnt bc he thinks hes too small, insignificant in worldwide change, doesnt believe he can do Much for those larger social issues, then lewis doing so many things bc he might not alter the globe singlehandedly but he wants to be part of that smth Bigger. and no that is Not me saying max doesnt have a heart or doesnt want to help bc we've seen him raise donations and be Kind and condemn people for their shitiness. i just think, Opposites.

keeping with the seriousness: yall ever seen max wear smth not white and jeaned other than his racesuit and swim trunks?? MAYBE i can give him the singular fucking bowtie. lewis? ur catchin him suckin of the w14 before u catch him in that shit (Affectionate).

and to their hearts: both of them, who race to win, to be the fastest, to take home the trophy, to feed that fire as it burns on the track, to make their fathers proud. and then: lewis, who lives with faith, who races with God, who want to break records. max, who lives against superstition, who races with gut, who wants to rest. so Yeah. Opposites.

nYway,

THREE. i realize i havent actually touched much on their actual Dynamic HEE, so like. theyre fukin . miscroscope-worthy. in that they should be Studied. intently. i Cant with the whole, the whole Thing they have like. yeah no theyre not Best Buds or anythin but they Have been amicable. acquaintances. Rivals. and there is no fucking way im feeling Nuthin about two men racing with the Sole Focus of beating the other. first, thats 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈YYY!!! second, that is Everything. who tf is feeling what either of them are feeling going into abu dhabi 21. who Else is putting down his visor knowing its Make or Break. who else is sinking into their cockpit pulling up at the starting line exhaling into their helmet as they watch the lights go out knowing its Now. its there, for Me or Him. its pinned in the center of Us right in the middle, could tip either way. who else, if not each other???? who ELSE I ASK!! also when tf did it happen before that two f1 title rivals went into the final race on equal points??? once?? idk but the Point is, theres two fuckin people (or close to) in the entire World who've been There, only one person who knows how you couldve truly Felt in ur Soul, hands on the steering wheel foot on the gas, has felt it too and hes sitting to ur left, takin a fuckin selfie of u both like sum social media Diva. smfh.

FOUR! they Actually get along???? like ik to some poople theyre tryna Kill each other 25/8 but dawg i think about tom sharing that lil story abt max asking lewis about his hair all the fucking Time its so Unhealthy i need More. n less often but still deserves Stage Time: lewis saying This Guy, this Fucking guy, and max calling him out on it right there on the podium. lewis showing max shit on his phone, makin him goddamn Giggle. the two of them just Joking Around, idk i think its Sweet. that they Can be okay, yknow, even with all the head to head (head 👀) shit they drove each other to in 21.

FIVE: the misc things! i.e. theyre no1s theyve both fucking Dominated the field. who else has on the current grid, i hear? No Fucking one. only Them. i.e. i think there is so much Potential. ik theyre so Different almost polar arctic antarctic north south but it warms my heart sm when theyre together Because of that. i.e. ik this post doesnt read quite so Shippy as it couldve but idk they make me feel More than that in a way bc theyre just so. Apart. and when they come together, it feels Monumental. plus the absolute Dawg the Cunt the 🧎🧎🧎 they can fit into a single photo:

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Yeah .

[melrosing]

Do u think the north will be separate from the rest of the other. 6 kingdoms?

I think what's more likely is the eradication of all kingdoms to create a singular nation (i.e. as it once was), because I think the conclusion of ASOIAF is really supposed to be about unifying the land and its people.

The concept of the Fisher King (which Bran is obviously inspired by) is of a figurehead who represents the land and the wellbeing of its people - in mythology he's more of a symbol, but I think King Bran in practice will also have powers and abilities that make him a King who is able to govern, but for the good of the people and the land rather than the good of certain factions or others.

That might leave elements of feudalism still in-state (e.g. the Manderlys will still rule White Harbour etc) because I can't imagine Westeros getting rid of monarchy and feudalism all in one fell swoop (though who knows, they might), but Bran will not become King because his Ned's eldest living son or because he's a Stark, but because Bloodraven chose him and because this is a story about magic returning to Westeros. And Bran is the most magical guy in the series. He will be succeeded I'm sure by the person he himself chooses, the same way Bloodraven chose him.

So really there's no point in the North separating from the rest of Westeros because it implies that the North is now embracing the notion of 'the land and its people' and leaving the South to continue the game of thrones, so they... make all the same mistakes as before I guess?? And that really defeats the point of what King Bran is supposed to represent, which is like.... land and unity and the good of all the people.

I think Dany is a good and earnest ruler based on everything we've seen so far, who herself strives to embrace land, unity and the people as much as she can. But even supposing that from here nothing goes wrong and she takes the throne and rules a perfect rule and marries a good man and has a host of good children... sooner or later, it'll be the same shit all over again. Maybe Dany never makes a single mistake, maybe she raises her children so well that they never do either, but what about the grandchildren? What about their children? etc.

Like idk are we meant to believe that the return of the Targaryen dynasty and indeed ruling dynasties in general is a net good because for one generation or two, the Targs in charge were nice people who would only use their dragons for the right reasons? Like sure, and then what? You don't even need one evil monarch, just one ineffectual one for everything to go to shit in approximately five mins - look at Viserys I.

Anyway I digress but I think that the North will absolutely remain united with the rest of Westeros because Bran is going to be King and that's what Bran as King is meant to represent: one land one people etc, or rather Westeros itself. He's removed from the politics that would even define what the North is. And there's not going to be any room left for absolute monarchy when this series is done, so the South will remain tied to the North under Bran.

[gulnarsultan]

hello I love your posts can you make another fluff alphabet or a kind of second part of the one you already did for yandere klaus mikaelson

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive in their partner?)

Physically: I think he physically loves and adores every inch of his girlfriend.  You are the most beautiful being in the world for him.

Mentally: He admires your intelligence and intellect.  The dreams and sentences you have in your mind affect him deeply.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

From the moment Klaus sees you, he plans to start a family with you.  That man has a reproductive disposition.  He wants proofs of your love and dolls that are pieces of you.

C = Hug (How do they like cuddles?)

Klaus is totally embracing.  However, this is only for you.  He can spend hours hugging you. D = Dreams (How do they imagine their future with their S/O?)

He dreams of a long and happy life with you.  He will do anything to make this dream come true.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

My queen.  My love.  Princess.  My lady.  My beauty.

F = Emotions (When did they realize they were in love?)

He knew it the moment he saw you.  You were suddenly born into his dark world like a light.

G = Gratitude

Very grateful to you.  After all, he resents you for putting up with someone like him.  This will show his gratitude financially and morally.

H = Honesty

He is always loyal to you. (It is impossible for him to betray you unless he is under the influence of magic, magic or drunk.) He can hide what he is so that you are not afraid at first.  He will hide the people he killed and tortured for you.  Other than that, there are no secrets.

I = Injury (How do they react if you are injured?)

He's going to go completely mad.  He won't stop until you kill those who did this to you. J = Jealousy (Are they jealous? How do they deal with it)

K = Kiss (How do they kiss you? How do they like to be kissed?)

He loves to kiss you deeply and passionately.  He loves any kiss you give him.

L = Love (Who says 'I love you' first?)

Most likely Klaus will.  This guy is not very patient.

M = Memory (What is their favorite memory together?)

The first time he saw you.  He will not forget it for the rest of his life.  The moment he sees the light that illuminates his darkness is unforgettable for him.

N = Nickel (Do they indulge? Do they take everything from the person they love?)

Klaus will literally pamper you.  He will pay for all your needs, both financially and morally.

O = on Cloud Nine (How are they when they're in love? Is it obvious to others? How do they express their feelings?)

He may try to hide it to protect you.  However, he is not afraid to show his love when he is alone.  She expresses her feelings with gestures and gifts.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

My rabbit.  Kitty.  Sweet witch.

Q = Questions (What are the questions they always ask?)

Do you need something ? Do you love me ?

Are you okay ?

Are you angry with me ?

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

I think he wants to do your ports.  Or watching a movie.  More depends on what you want.

S = Sad  (How do they cheer themselves up/S/O?)

He doesn't stop being funny until you laugh.  He is relieved when he finally sees you laughing.

T = Don't talk lovers?)

Whatever you want to talk about, he will listen and talk with pleasure.  He likes to talk about the future.

U = Understanding (How well do they know their partner? Do they empathize?)

Klaus knows you very well thanks to his following.  He manages to empathize with you, except for some issues.

V = Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is its value compared to other things in their life?)

Your relationship is more important and valuable to him than his life.  He is very willing to do and sacrifice anything for your relationship.

W = Wedding (When, where and how do they propose?)

She wants the wedding to happen as soon as possible.  The wedding will be one of the most ostentatious.  It will be a wedding you will never forget in your life.  While on a date at a fancy restaurant, he will propose to you.

X = XOXO (How loving are they? Public/private)

He is extremely affectionate towards you.  He is not ashamed to show it in front of others.

Y = Longing (How well do they deal with it when they leave their S/O?)

She can't handle it at all.  It's like a bomb whose string is pulled when you're not around.

Z = Enthusiasm (Are they willing to go big for the relationship?)

There is nothing he can't do for your relationship.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

For the ask game A, C, F, H, U

ooh good ones! this one got a little long lmao whoops 😂

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

i'm obsessed with a mcshep queer platonic relationship (aroace!john and bisexual!rodney for the win tbh) and a ship i've been thinking about a LOT lately is ronon and woolsey idk why i just. idk that scene in the prodigal at the end where ronon is like 'i know it's not a mission but i made a report' and woolsey laughs at 'michael tried to invade the city. we stopped him. end report' BABES THEYRE SO CUTE

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

john/teyla. i just. i can't. the ONLY time i like it is ot4

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

19 years and counting babey!!!! i've been watching stargate since it came out (i was 6 years old!) and i've been a fan of it since i saw the first episode. fun fact i had a little "club house" in a small storage room in our basement when i was a kid and i PLASTERED the walls with art and posters that said "I LOVE _______" with all of the sga characters when i was like 7? 8? something like that?

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?

i've been in fandoms for lots of different things but i think my favourite is probably tv shows/movies. i just love me some good cinema

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

absolute all time fav blorbo of forever is Doctor Rodney McKay PhD PhD he always has been he always will be forever and always he owns my heart. i love everything about him- he's smart, he's canadian, he's arrogant, he's hot, he's funny, he's competent, he's an asshole, he's selfless and heroic, he's literally everything. i'm actually genuinely in love with him i would give up my entire life if he asked me to zero hesitation no questions asked

i know it says three different fandoms but i'm also going with john sheppard even tho it's the same fandom bc those two are just so far above the rest in terms of being my fav characters that i can't not include him. john is a disaster human and i love him. i'm like, 95% sure my obsession with putting my friends first and making sure they're happy and comfortable (even at the detriment to my own happiness and comfort) above all else is because of john sheppard. he's selfless, he's reckless, he's charming, he's funny, he's smart, he's hot, he's perfect he's everything i'm obsessed.

and then last i'm gonna go with nick miller from new girl bc (no surprise) i have a Thing for grabage broken men. i fell in LOVE with nick when i was watching new girl for the first time he's such a fucking disaster he's a middle aged drunk who doesn't know what he's doing with his life for half the show and he's so FUCKING HOT IM OBSESSED god i just hnnnnng ugh he's everything honestly i love me a scruffy middle aged garbage man so good always

[march-harrigan]

Arkham Dork Squad: 5, 6, 18! And for another one: 13, 20, 21 for your lovely lil haresona u-u

OKAY, SO! I answered 5 and 18 for Jervis here! The rest, I'll put under a cut.

Jervis

6- Favourite thing this character has said? - This is a tough one, because I love just about everything that comes out of this man's mouth and it also really depends on the version! From his entire monologue in his Joker's Asylum story and his breakdown in BTAS(Perchance to Dream). Or sillier things like his rhyming argument with cash in Arkham Knight or... Just about anything in Secret Six.

One that did stick out to me though, in terms of characterization and how I generally perceive his motives was in Arkham Origins. When he's testing the mind control devices on his "rabbits."

"That's always been the trouble, though, hasn't it? No one ever wanted to hear what Jervis had to say. He might as well have been invisible."

THIS is exactly what I mean when I say he feels overlooked. Jervis has a need to feel seen. To be important and valued enough to be heard. And that's exactly where at least some of his issues with control begin.

Jonathan

5- What do you not like about this character? - I'm gonna be honest. The major thing I dislike isn't even that deep. I just think he should be depicted as Southern more often. That we should have a selection of official, Southern-accented voices to pick from.

Don't get me wrong, I love the depictions of Jon that we have. But ever since I learned about Year One Scarecrow, I need that Georgia boy!

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6- Favourite thing this character has said? - You know that part in Arkham Knight where you go back to the clock tower and you have to take out a bunch of militia guys and Scarecrow's waxing poetic about fear? Describing the effects it has on the body, how ancient it is, the kind of primal fear our ancestors felt?

Yeah, all of that.

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18- What’s something you associate this character with? E.g. a certain colour, object or scenery? - I associate him with autumn colors. Orange, brown, and red mostly. Obviously, there's just the entire concept of fear. He's usually on my mind when I get the urge to binge some horror content.

Halloween is another big association. Whether he loves it because it suits his motif or hates it because of related trauma, I feel like every version of Jonathan Crane has some strong feelings about Halloween, one way or the other.

Eddie

5- What do you not like about this character? - I don't really have a lot of negative to say about Ed. At least as a whole.

I guess if I were to gripe about a specific version, it would be Gotham. I liked him well enough? But his transition from Ed Nygma to the Riddler was just. Not great in general. I feel like someone who's watched the series more than once could explain it better than I can. It was all very weird, and not in a good way.

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6- Favourite thing this character has said? - Honestly, everything out of Arkham!Riddler's mouth is pure gold. He's quickly become my favorite just for the shit he says and Wally Wingert's flawless delivery of that shit! The most memorable though would probably be the classic:

“You solved it? Ah, but this is merely check, detective. Soon I will be mating you. Wait, I meant chess! Chess, you base, gutter-minded savage!”

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18- What’s something you associate this character with? E.g. a certain colour, object or scenery? - The obvious color is green(and to a lesser extent, purple). I associate the Riddler with games and puzzles of all kinds. Just going by the things on my desk there's crosswords and Rubik's cubes and... Yeah, even dice, although he's more about skill than chance.

Portal comes to mind too. I feel like he'd enjoy the games(and making his own test chambers).

March

13- Contrary wise if it is an OC, what’s your favourite story with them in it you’ve written? - I am... Honestly so bad about actually writing the content for my self-inserts and OCs. Any plotlines that happen are either in my head or RP if I'm lucky.

I guess one of my favorite ideas I have for them(on how they meet Jervis) is the one where Jervis has recently broken out of Arkham. He returns to his old hideout to grab a few things only to discover that someone's broken in.

He finds them at the table. Full costume, feet propped up and sipping tea. They claim to be the March Hare and he just kind of... Accepts/goes along with it? All is forgiven because, after all, "what's a little breaking and entering between friends?"

However, what Jervis will not tolerate, is their FEET on the TABLE!

Shortly after this, he helps them improve their costume, including a set of ears with a neural link that enables them to control the ears via thought and emotion.

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20- Contrary wise, if this character is an OC, how does their presence change the story? - Call me Mary Sue, but the biggest change is just. To Jervis. The friendship(and eventual romance) helps stabilize him to a certain degree. Though, at the same time, March is a huge enabler for some of his crimes. A simultaneous "I can fix him" and "I can make him worse."

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21- Wild card! Talk about anything to do with this character! Anything at all! - Gonna do a Jervis-related one and one that's not related to Jervis because like. This sona is for self ship, but I also wanna develop them as their own character beyond "haha date Jervis."

Depending on version(AKA if it's one of the takes where Jervis does the rhyming thing), March will rhyme along with him. In fact, it's not uncommon for the two of them to have conversations entirely in verse where they complete each other's rhymes. They are both VERY good at improv this way.

March likes to collect weapons and has quite the assortment. Various swords and knives, a medieval mace. Some throwing knives in the shape of playing cards if they feel like being a bit more On Brand. They have a few guns, but those aren't really favorites. It's more that they can acknowledge them as more efficient in certain situations.

There is, however, a tommy gun they've gotten attached to. They favor it during heists.

Bonus: Their favorite tea is Earl Grey, but they're also big on breakfast teas.

[wolfsplosion]

Do u have any specific things ud like to see n the new stranger things? :>c

HRHGHRGHH . YES . A LOT OF THINGS . SORRY THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ONE ↓

Mike and Max friendship; I KNOW it's probably not gonna happen bc there is Shit Going On and they are probably not going to have time for slice of life interactions (this is going to be a reoccurring theme on this list methinks) but the little crumbs of madwheeler bestieism we get make me CRAZY like they are so similar in a lot of ways but also the opposite sides of a coin (e.g. uncaring family situation, Mike coming from wealth and Max from poverty) and every time we see a flashback of the events directly prior to s4 they're next to each other and it only makes me crazier .. I just want like ONE scene of them being platonic best friends PLEASE

Will happy ending; this can mean a lot of different things tbh I just cannot have him die or end unhappy .. this also means that anyone he cares about has to be safe too like Joyce and Jonathan and El and the rest of his friends!! if he's not unequivocally happy in the final episode I will change the trajectory of the Duffer Brothers lives

Eddie flashbacks; like how we see the aftermath of Max's brother's death effecting her, I want to see Dustin mourn too (I mean, I don't Want to see it, I want him to be happy, but like. I want to see it. you know what I mean.) also the rest of Hellfire, especially Lucas and Mike and Erica .. show their reactions too I'm begging . my little pet headcanon is that Eddie made Mike realize some things about himself (🤨🏳️‍🌈❓) (not in a ship way I'm not a freak I just think he had an Awakening) so like seeing him process Eddie's death would be so. it'd be so

Byers-Hopper found family; I think I am almost guaranteed this in some way but I'm still crossing my fingers for it! show me WillEl twin behavior or ELSE

more siblingism in general; I appreciate s4 for giving me more Lucas and Erica screentime crumbs bc they are so sweet and I love their sibling dynamic sm, I wish we got more of that with Mike and Nancy as well like remember in s1 when they were like "no more secrets between us!" and then didn't fucking do anything with that. let them be siblings please

Byl3r (<- censoring for superstitious reasons a.k.a. I do not want to invoke ship discourse here); I have extremely controversial thoughts abt this ship, like as in I don't . I don't really think the writers are gonna . no I shan't say for fear of my life . but it'd be nice if it did!!!! Will deserves to get what he wants all the time always

Steve surviving; I am so fucking scared

parallels between Will and Henry; weird little boys with strange(!!) powers and trauma....... I think they're probably going to do this at least subtly considering the lines are already there in s4 but if they were more direct I'd be happy, I'd probably care a lot more about Henry's whole thing if Will was involved I'm not gonna lie to you

Max getting out of That Whole Situation; I'm not saying what exactly happens at the end of s4 because Ro might be reading this and we haven't watched the end together yet & I don't think he knows what happens . Ro if you are reading this it's fine everything is fine but also it's so not fine and I'm so scared and afraid. Max bestie we gotta get you out of there

more Argyle; speaks for itself, I'm obsessed w that funky lil stoner & I need him to give Jonathan more terrible therapy it's awesome

El autism diagnosis; this one is a joke. or is it. no it is. or is it

time travel; I'll get a little more into this down there ↓ but I think it's likely to be an element of s5 .. we'll see

now hear me out. here's some things I either do Not want or would be very nervous if they included:

Eddie coming back; WAIT STOP HEAR ME OUT PLEASE .. I want him to not be dead as much as the next Eddie fan and I think the ending they gave him was complete horse shit awful. but I also do NOT have any faith that they'd do a bringing-him-back storyline properly . I've read some good fanfic about it which only would make the reality of whatever they'd do more disappointing ! BUT the exception to this is if they pull some time travel bs, which I think is a good possibility tbh, like with the upside down being stuck in the day Will went missing and stuff, and then they could prevent all that from happening in the first place. I'd still be nervous about the quality of the writing but I'm on board w this conclusion nonetheless! but Eddie coming back as Kas or whatever.. well. I'd just be nervous putting that in the hands of the stranger writers I'm sorry

M!leven endgame (<- censoring for superstitious reasons a.k.a. I do not want to invoke ship discourse here); I just don't know how anyone likes them romantically I'm ngl . it's fine if you do please do not come for me I just don't get it . I fear they will end up together anyway but I don't like it . I'm a Mike apologist but El deserves better than a guy that can't even physically say that he loves her

Will with a gun; this sounds like a joke but I'm so serious hglkjfdgk, I know a lot of people want him having a badass moment with a gun mirroring the shot in s1 where he's taken by the demogorgon and that sounds cool but I just. don't think it suits his character I'M SORRYYY I love that he's a protagonist who's gentle and sensitive, there are other characters who can kick ass violent style rather than my special little dude

anyway that's just off the top of my head, I have so many thoughts swirling around in there so I might be back to add more thank you so much

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

i wanna put a disclaimer before the rest of this i just finished writing it and when i started i felt like i had a good point to make but as i kept writing i started to like confuse myself but also i spent too much time on my silly little theory for no one to read it so im forcing it on all of yall

i read somewhere once that there's a part of the brain has a hard time processing sincerity or something- idk the scientific reason behind it but i'm pretty sure the gist of it is if you like/do something ironically enough times (e.g listen to a guilty pleasure song enough) ur brain gets confused and starts actually liking said thing cuz like the right brain doesn't understand you're joking when u say u like something?? idk if that makes sense keep in mind it might not even be true i could be talking out of my ass here. my point is i think the reason this whole natalie evan situation kinda stings for some people is because they've consumed media like fanfic and made enough jokes/posts/whatever about dating him or being his long lost soulmate 🥺🥺 and now that he's being seen with someone else they feel almost the same way as you would seeing an ex partner start dating again- like logically you know u we're just joking about marrying evan one day but your right brain doesn't think ur joking cuz it's driven by emotions and not logic?? i literally don't know what im talking about im considering not sending this in but oh well

i understand what you mean, i feel like in simple terms it’s someone’s well developed, even obsessive fantasy being interrupted by reality. it doesn’t matter that it isn’t real, it feels that way to the individual and it’s confusing to confront the fact that you’re actually daydreaming about a stranger who is not going to be with you.

[localartinstallation]

..…oh, God, hear the words from my mouth’ three times, then rinse”

happy sabbath everypony, this is elyse coming back at ya through the digital wave space via this digital surfboard i’m riding on! the long awaited ocd tumblr blog is here xD

much like matthew h. watson of “SUPERMEGA” fame i, too, have what one might call obsessively compulsive behaviors constricted/fueled by bedridden anxieties, religious upbringings, and a series of unfortunate events. this…thing (hereto i shall now start referring to as “ocd” for convenience) brought me closer to God, while simultaneously making that relationship a lot more circumstantial. which, if you didn’t know, is an *unhealthy relationship*. one of the most unhealthy aspects of this having ocd with religion, among other things, is the practice of prayer. totally personally, the way my brain processes the concept of prayer is as follows:

address your God.

use “thees and thous”, since that’s the most powerful language to use when talking to God…according to this book i found, as everyone has always spoken good king’s english, especially totally verifiable prophets.

repeat words or phrases that have been previously established within widely accepted prayers, which you have observed through life e.g. “no harm or accident will come to them”, and the like. because those are the sorts of prayers God has been proven to understand and grant, so failure for this part of the prayer is unlikely; even if God couldn’t accept the other parts of my prayer. at the very least “no harm accident will come to them” is a tried and true tactic. (as if prayer is a battlefield, and i strategize conversation with an all powerful; all loving being).

definitely-maybe try to have an actual conversation with your God, saying thank u & how much u love Them etc etc…but you’re probably not worthy of conversing with such a great thing—and so u put the actual possibility of a productive and truly nice prayer on hold since you might’ve opened your eyes or not knelt down properly—dropping your worthiness points with Heavenly Father :(

“In the Name of Jesus Christ, Amen!” (other variations of this prayer must include “Jesus Christ”, lest it return to sender).

sounds like a pretty fun time, right? also, JEHOVAH totally said that HE *really* wants u to go through this process about as many times a day as u can!

so…i may have felt quite guilty whenever i found myself not enjoying a prayer. and maybe just going to bed without thinking about my eternal existence for a night was alright, but that’s not a holy thought, so—what do i do?—i turn to prayer to make up for it…rinse and repeat for the rest of your life!

oh yeah…there is this other thing though, this ritual, that works 100% of the time in removing 100% of your sin. Jesus called it baptism, and we do the whole thing before you can get into any real trouble…

…oh, you dont remember that? huh…God really boinked us on this one didn’t They? 

…

holy shit, you remember that book i found!? Jesus actually says there’s an official way to pray. and this one is out of the mouth of JC Himself, too, saying…(Mathew 6:7-14) “When you are praying, do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do; for they think that they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him. Pray then in this way: ‘Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And do not bring us to the time of trial, but rescue us from the evil one.’ For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you; but if you do not forgive others, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.” okay so…Jesus kinda knew what He was talking about…and there is sort of a word or phrase you can follow that guarantees 100% coverage of all possible scenarios your mind could ever conjure up; even the ones that you might have forgotten in some conversational prayer you might’ve had, leading some some sort of ocd…

of course, still pending the fact that you must forgive everybody or else God can’t forgive you, rendering the entire prayer invalid; nonetheless, 100% of this ocd stuff is covered by what might be the most valuable part of this scripture, to me, anyway……"for your Father knows what you need before you ask him”. i feel touched enough by how insane of an actual promise that is to actually believe it. and so, with the assumption that a God who must be all loving knows me pretty well, i tried it out. while i do not have a perfect memory, to the best of my current ability, i have made many amends and have forgiven all who wrong me. wherefore, i’m soooo worthy enough for this “Lord’s Prayer”.

its been about a month since i started frequently trying to memorize and attempt to use the lord’s prayer, and the results are interesting. perhaps this good feeling some might call “joy”, is due to being properly medicated for the first time, but isn’t that an act of God in its own way? in the end, whenever i feel like i need or should be praying, doing the lord’s prayer is a good starting point to actually remove enough of this ocd before considering if i actually need to do a big ol’ prayer. this has opened me up to have much more productive prayers, instead of praying, simply because of anxiety.

so what did we learn? ocd sucks so much ass, and religion rewards the absolute FUCK out of it. but doing the lord’s prayer has kind of helped a lot…so maybe try it out or find something like that for your own stupid lil’ head <3. super easy, right??

(maybe the weird rituals we learn are for the friends we find along the way)

anyway, let me eat u :3

[viviane-lefay]

Fandom Meme III

Procrastination can make one surprisingly productive - just not in the things one “should” do, apparently. ^^;;

Here’s that one part of the meme that I definitely wanted to post separately, because the content is quite dicey.

You know, there happen to be some subjects that have been grinding my gears for quite a long time by now - and, frankly, I felt the need to vent.

And no, I really couldn’t be arsed to dial down my manner of expression this time, just to keep up apprearances - so this might be moderately to very offensive to some, especially since some of the expressed views might be considered “controversial”, at least according to Tumblr standards.

Not my problem, though! You don’t need to read this, you know.

Hey, there aren’t even tags here (as ppl are wont to do when they post stuff that is intended as more “private” type of content), so I guess if you do happen to read this anyway, you are either someone that happens to know me on a more personal level, are simply curious, or you just want to be offended (as so many on this hellsite) - in the case of which: You’re welcome!

If you, however, want to waste your time being a cheeky little brat about it, then I might suggest you to please consider a variety of far more productive activities, such as choosing an actually interested audience for your diatribe, like your potted plant, for instance.

Thank you very much!

P.S.: Tags are as usual - @mikeilo & @aikoiya (but pls do not reblog this post ^^;;)

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A PAIRING YOU HAVE NEVER LIKED AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL

Basically, it’s this formula that makes me really dislike a pairing:

*insert OTP character* / any other character than the one I ship him / her with

Quite frankly, I’m allergic to any of these!

I’m prone to jealousy irl, so you can't expect that trait to magically vanish when it comes to fiction.

Anyway, there are some pairings, though, that I harbour a special hatred for, such as:

Ozai / Zuko / Azula,   Ursa / Zuko / Azula, or Zuko / Azula  - This is disgusting - wtf is wrong with you!?

Snape / Harry aka “snarry” - Because nothing’s as “romantic” as a grown-ass man making out with an underage boy, amirite!? Perhaps, your local priest might agree!?

Snape / Hermione - Same reasons as above. And no, both being studious bookworms is no excuse. Pedo!

James Potter / Lily Evans - other than being a rival to my OTP, I really, really can’t stand the Potter dude

Frodo / Sam - What is this mysterious concept of friendship amongst men!? And who is this Rosie Cotton the Gamgee chap keeps talking about!?

Mairon / Celebrimbor - *rolls eyes*

Mairon / Melkor - or “Angbang”, as this abomination is called. I. Just. LOATHE. this. ship!!!

By all means, whenever I come across any of the above-mentioned ones, I’d really like to call the pest control …

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ARE THERE ANY FANDOM TRENDS OR CLICHÉS THAT YOU JUST CAN’T STAND OR ARE SICK OF?

Ah, here we go…

Sad / Tragic Endings

Thanks, but no thanks! (also see next point)

Post-apocalyptic worlds and Dystopias (aka the “current affairs” topic)

I have grown really averse to these themes over the past years.

Sorry, but there is so. much. shit. going on in real life, so much pain and darkness millions of people are subjected to every day - humanity most certainly does not need further depressing scenarios to be dragged down by (looking at you, George R. R. Martin), but rather desperately needs uplifting things to help it imagine a better future. Sadly, the latter is a terribly rare thing nowadays - especially in Sci-Fi.

Folks, you can do better than that!

Elitist propaganda - e.g. anything pro-monarchy / aristocracy / classism / hierarchy / social darwinism

Unfortunately, fandom is basically an elitist circle jerk, so there is hardly any avoiding of that particular kind of crap.

There is no such thing as a “legitimate king / queen” - no one is inherently better than the rest, let alone has a “right” to rule over anyone - especially if we’re talking about completely unwarranted and ludicrous reasons such as fucking bloodlines! Is that so hard to grasp!?

The concept of the so-called “Chosen One” is every bit as ridiculous, imho!

Pushing your idiotic PC ideology on characters, as well as other fans (such as unnecessary racebending, uglifying characters, etc.)

I hate this in general - like, a lot … especially if it’s done for “woke”, pseudo-moralistic purposes.

How many boxes did you tick today? Did you fulfill the quota? Yes!?

Your status has now been upgraded to Good Person™, and a glittering, rainbow-coloured halo has been given to you as a reward.

Ugh!

the Fridging Trope

Overused and annoying is very mildly put…

Femininity itself, and female gender roles being portrayed as “wrong”, “inferior”, and something no woman can EVER possibly, genuinely want for herself.

Ugh, this shit drives me up the fucking wall!

So, you think women like this are brainwashed!?

Well, then let me assure you that the sentiment is definitely mutual … because same goes for you - at least for assuming such nonsense!

See, the difference between us is that I, for one, wouldn’t even dare to make such presumtions about your personal choices in the first place - because I actually do believe that people are smart enough to figure out for themselves what they want, and what is good for them - instead of this condescending and patronizing shite. And yes, even if it is something I, personally, can’t understand, or disagree with!

Because, you know, it’s not my life. I couldn’t care less what you do with yours, as long as you leave others tf alone.

People hating on female characters that are very feminine (in looks and nature).

I distinctly remember the sheer amount of hate Arwen got back in the day when LotR came out - amongst others for not being as “badass” as Eowyn (despite her assuming Glorfindel’s role in the rescue of Frodo in “Fellowship” - as opposed to the book).

Guess what, there are different types of strength that people can have - other than the physical and fighting variety. Hers was an indomitable heart - a type of strength commonly associated with femininity, so I’m not surprised this gets overlooked (especially by the likes of you).

Today, it’s even worse, as this has, unfortunately, become the dominant mindset.

Female characters being shown as inferior to, or dominated by the male ones - or vice versa, which has become a trend of late.

Again, is the concept of equality so hard to comprehend!?

Not sameness, mind you, but being of equal worth - with all their gender-specific and individual traits.

The assumtion that a pairing that contains a villain (male or female, doesn’t matter) must have an abusive relationship pattern

So much for the complexity of human beings & relationships …

Too great emphasis on the sexual aspect of the relationship

This is not about the healthy expression of affection, mind you, … but love isn’t just about coital activities, you know.

Some things are best left being alluded to, and not shown in too great detail. Just my two cents.

Threesomes / Love Triangles / Polyamory / Cheating

Definitely not my cuppa …

S&M, kinks and other forms of sexual degeneracy

Do whatever you like - it’s your life, but I still find the very thought revolting.

It also disturbs me that the so-called daddy kink has become so prevalent amongst people in fandom nowadays, that it has even informed the common vernacular.

There are so many posts about a male character that someone finds hot, where said character is referred to as “Daddy” - and, even worse, some cases where others are exposed to some diligently described DDLG fantasies on top.

I really don’t mind, if someone means this in the sense of “future father of my children”, if they’re so inclined, but to portray this as a father-daughter sort of dynamic … Fucking gross! What are you!? The lost hellspawn of Aerys Targaryen!? And if we’re already at it - the Lannisters send their regards, too.

Which brings me to…

Pedophilia (such as shotacon and lolicon), incest, m-preg, bestiality

That’s. Just. Plain. SICK!

Please get help!

yaoi / shonen-ai / slash  -  as well as “Zwangsverschwulung”

i.e. the German expression for an especially insufferable breed of fangirls turning virtually every character into an object of their “gay” fetish.

Unfortunately, there are some really skilled artists amongst these pests - I’ll give ‘em that. What a waste of talent, though!

Then, there is the compulsive need to shove it down the throat of absolutely anyone (under the pretense of “activism”, at that), and the insults and far-fetched accusations that ensue if someone dares to dislike their precious yaoi … when in truth they’re nothing but sanctimonious and self-congratulatory little cunts that confuse tolerance & support with their urge to get off to the above-mentioned fetish.

Fun Fact → not liking these things  ≠  homophobia

And now on to the, perhaps, most unpopular opinion on that matter:

Even if there was… So fucking what!?

You cannot dictate people how they have to feel about something. That is THEIR responsibility, and theirs alone - NOT yours!

The actions are what is truly of importance here - not how someone privately feels about the subject in question!

Someone can, on a personal level, think these things are problematic, or even wrong - due to religious belief, or whatever(and they are allowed to do so) - and still be respectful and, yes, supportive about other peoples’ right to live their lives the way they feel is right.

After all, that is what tolerance is really about, isn’t it!? It’s not about the forcible coordination of feelings, thoughts, and (expressed) opinions.

But, I guess, it’s a waste of effort trying to explain this to the kind of ppl here on this website, who are so keen on achieving “Gleichschaltung” (or else…).

People on here just love to blow things out of proportion, make them appear worse than they actually are, or even misconstrue them entirely - and they especially love to play the fucking Internet Gestapo.

[yiifu]

phew just finished reading recklessness (1) & (2) of the novel and need to write some late-night thoughts down ... the buildup is excellent, i love how just within these 2 chapters so much was explored of the characters and their roles within society e.g. you have mianmian being criticised for being a female (echoing the cultivation world's condemnation of anyone with the wen surname, all that stuff about discrimination based on characteristics that a person cannot control, something which i noticed is a central theme in mdzs), jiang cheng trying to do PR damage control and the slow build up of those years of old issues that had always existed between him and wwx resurfacing again now, even exploring jin guangyao and his role in lanlingjin through the way he handles the conference, and then lwj speaking up despite not usually saying anything during conferences, even the little detail about jiang cheng pulling all-nighters everyday to keep his sect running and just on the day when he decides to retire early he gets called up for more political bullshit. also just wwx gathering all the wens and bringing them to burial mounds to start a proper life like he really just bulldozed his way through the whole situation and, in his own words, made it the precedent.

just, the amount of detail in these chapters was just really fun to read. i could understand both jiang cheng and wwx's side of the matter very clearly so much so that i don't even have a side to pick. and i think after reading the novel i kind of better understand what happened in the manhua (it was sort of disjointed at first but the novel really helps to string it all together chronologically)

now i'm at the part where jiang cheng and wwx have their duel and falling out. at first i couldn't tell if it was meant to be a sibling squabble unserious sort of duel or an actual fight duel but the outcome seems to hint at the latter. and so wwx has defected from the jiang sect - he's on his own. from here on it's only going to get messier. after reading the manhua and watching the donghua, going through this part in the novel just feels like that 'ah shit here we go again' meme like i know what's going to happen I'm just gonna be reliving it again in a diff format

edit: some screenshots since i’m finally on my laptop

man’s Tired just let him rest!!! ffs

lwj went into fkin zen mode 

ah i love this so much

this detail was so funny cos in the exr translation i thought jiang cheng actually crushed the edge of his table from how hard he was gripping it lol i was like ,,, bro u good? i know you’re a strong cultivator but just what on earth did u train with to get your grip strength to a level where you’d be capable of crushing a table edge to pieces? like, can nmj even do that?

again the exr translation was funnier i think it went something like ‘the child was lovable but unfortunately jiang cheng had no love in him’ also this is such a perfect way to show jiang cheng’s personality ... now i really wanna see his reaction to baby jin ling. the two most important men in wwx’s life - jc and lwj - do not know how to react to children upon meeting them for the first time

gdi i KNEW jiang cheng wouldn’t be so calm and genial with wwx after having come all the way to burial mounds for this the lad was probably fuming all the way up while speaking in this fake-polite voice. also jiang cheng just can’t do pretences and faking nice like jgy, he’s more of a straight-talking person and seeing him like that’s just eerily unnatural

this part sounds a lot more scarier here than in exr ... it’s the tone of voice, that little detail of him sounding indifferent that makes me realize it’s at this point that jiang cheng realizes he should have given up all hope of trying to reason with wwx. i thought the fight was like ‘oh it’s just another twin prides of yunmeng squabbling with a friendly duel’ but then the next paragraph comes and it’s actually Serious? like this is their first legit public falling out? like jiang cheng actually issues a public statement declaring wwx public enemy number one? 

there’s definitely something metaphorical (or meta) about the fact that wwx and jiang cheng have to resort to a good old fight to sort things out, and also the fact that neither of them win. like they’re locked in a stalemate. and somehow it feels like they weren’t just fighting about the decision for wwx to leave the jiang clan but also about a lot of other repressed old childhood grievances. there’s a sense that they’re not kids anymore, that what they’re fighting about aren’t simple childish things but real adult feelings and adult implications that can’t be forgotten or pushed under the carpet anymore.

but then in the next chapter wwx goes and says this:

i just got clowned by a fictional character like WHAT IS HAPPENING PEOPLE DID THEY FALL OUT OR DIDN’T THEY

you’d think this is their lowest point but nooo!! it gets worse!