#e rank

[infinitum-monstera]

The Butler: Danger Rank E

The Butler is a Humanoid Monster featured in Lethal Company. The Butler is docile, quite, and slow when encountered by more than one human, but attacks when it has an isolated victim. The Monster dwells in large abandoned mansions found on the moons in Lethal Company.

From what i can gather, The Butler is undead, reportedly smells like a rotting corpse, with bugs living inside him. He cannot be stunned.

Upon death, its head explodes, causing a shockwave, followed by potentially spawning Mask Hornets.

Be advised: the best thing you can do if you see the Butler is to stick together in groups of two or more, allowing the Butler to remain docile.

Once the Butler murders someone, he will clean the blood up, and run to the furthest point from the crime scene.

Sigurds Bestiary:

“Sigurd's danger level: 70%

Theres no file on ths one so i'm MAKING it myself. we keep finding these stinky freaks in the mansion, they wont talk to us, they dont even pay attention to us and they look like deflated ballloons. the smell is like rotten meat, it's so bad it puts richard to shame. i hear flies buzzing around inside their bodies. Jess said she saw something crawl out of its eye socket and go back in.

I don't know what to make of this man

they just walk aroun and sweep the floor, I guess thats why the mansion is so clean. At least they do their job. But I swear the stinky freaks stare at me when I'm not looking

update: They chased Rich with a knife. we didnt see it, but he says when he got into the room, the butler just took out its broom and started sweeping like nothing happened. So we're all sticking together from now on. Screw these butlers! Now i have to stay closer to rich and he probably pissed in his suit”

[conceptmobius]

Game Relations: E Rank Poll

I know at least one of you won't be able to vote without some spite towards a game. I'm just trying to see something.

~Ryan

(BTW, the E rank in question? Sonic Blast. No, I refuse to acknowledge the game.com's Sonic Jam "port", and you shouldn't either.)

[marmastry]

I’ve been Iodine-piled lately...

[800db-cloud]

I Hate P-Ranking The Vigilante :(

[becthefool]

ive only had sex with two mutuals and that feels low but then i remember most people dont have sex with any and Gay Sex Georg @xenasaur is just warping my perception upwards

[mabaki]

GW2CC Attack for @ecunderbase! (Rad Corduroys!) Rad's Corn-O-Roys available in your nearest Black Lion Supermarkets! (jk) LMAO

[hakunonon]

just saw someone accuse fate of not having any buff men which like. i accept that there’s a lot of valid criticisms or even just elements that make the franchise personally unappealing for a lot of people, but that is just a straight-up “tell me you know nothing about the series without saying you know nothing about the series” take. this person has seen one genshin fan too many calling their anaemic pretty boys ‘bara’, then maybe they saw one picture of karna or twinkgamesh and assumed that fate was exactly the same.

this person has never seen a berserker in their life.

super orion has more muscle mass than every playable genshin character combined.

[naffeclipse]

SHAKING YOU AND TRYING TO RATTLE MORE INFORMATION OF YOUR BOYS OUT!!!!

So so many questions they’re so different and would love to dissect them all! I’ll keep to one for now, what might the brought “bad omens” detail? What could also be following our bright MC?!?!

Aaaaaaaaaaaa I’m so excited to meet them <3

YESSS OHHH I AM LOOKING AT YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW AHHH

Oh ho, I'm glad you caught that little tidbit hehe. The monster boys? They're not the only ones around the tourist town MC lives in. Savage creatures, whom Hawthorn considers to be brought on by his own dark omens, are hungry and on the prowl, and MC—it's the strangest thing—has the worst luck with being targeted by such beasts! The boys, of course, protect their darling little human, but suspicions are arising and tensions are growing. The boys go about investigating in their own ways, but they'll need to put their heads together if they want to get to the bottom of this. Too bad they can hardly get along with each other. None of them are the sharing type. Shame.

[nubcatnoises]

The question: What attribute do you give Patchouli when her thing is manipulating all the elements?

The answer: Give her all of them, then.

Also Yuuto and the Support Koakuma are here.

(To clarify, every Gremoire evolves into Origamage, except for the ice one, which evolves into Astronomage. Origamage variants below.)

[dubylou-draws]

Preview of a gigantic Japanese woodblock print- style KNY fanart I'm currently working on.

This is going to take an unholy amount of time to colour in, so... here's a WIP for now 😅

Expect to see the finished piece posted here at some point- and the backstory/ historical inspiration that goes with it, too!

[digital999placebo]

sweden n s korea would b such good friends . when they hang out all they d is sit hunched over their computers playing wow

[infinitum-monstera]

Baboon Hawk: Danger Rank E

The Baboon Hawk is a monster featured in Lethal Company. Its found outside on Moon Bases, usually on dry and arid moons. The Baboon Hawk is not dangerous unless provoked, however, will attack if they have a numbers advantage on larger prey such as humans.

Baboon Hawks are territorial, and often attack anything that approaches them. They are curious by nature, and tend to wander, but wont approach living entities on their own.

Sigurds Bestiary Entry:

“Sigurd's danger level: 75%

Scientific name: Papio-volturius

Baboon hawks are a primate of the family Cercopithecidae. They are hunchbacked but can stand up to 8 feet on average. Their heads are boney, with bird-like beaks and long horns, which they use like skewers to gore and feed on prey. Their horns are made of keratin instead of bone like the rest of their skulls, and they do not contain nerves or blood vessels. As a result, baboon hawks can often break their horns from the force they apply, then fully regrow them within the same season. Baboon hawks partly owe their name to their large wings, which could never carry their large body mass and are used instead for intimidation and protection from the elements.

The largest baboon hawk troop ever observed was made up of 18 baboon hawks. They are loosely territorial, and much of their behavior is motivated by intimidation and display. They can become collectors, using any flashy or colorful object to mark their territory. As lone scouts, baboon hawks are generally timid and won't attack unless provoked. In greater numbers they can become a great danger; sticking close to others and making yourself seem dangerous is the best ways to prevent an attack. They prefer smaller mammals, but when desperate they are known to use their numbers to attack animals even twice their size, such as eyeless dogs. THEY TOOK M Y PICKLES”

[hanakihan]

i laughed so hard at thought of jinchul and jinwoo having an arguing session over something and then jinchul blurts out that entirety of his life now is thanks to jinwoo and jinwoo’s like ‘well sorry for dying and coming back ig’ only for jinchul irritatedly correcting him ‘for fuck’s sake it’s from years ago when you was a kid in amusement park’ and then he suddenly shuts up when he notices jinwoo’s face and thinks ‘oh I never told him I knew him long before our formal meeting’

I NEED THEM TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT JINCHUL KNEW JINWOO LONG BEFORE CANON EVENTS GODDAMNIT

[manawari]

Thinking about this AU again and then I went—

E-Rank!Jin-woo visiting his dad in the guild, only then to find himself admiring every S-Rank hunter in the building. Choi Jong-in's fire powers? Amazing! Baek Yoon-ho's beast transformation? Immaculate! Ma Dong-wook's gigantification? Utterly speechless! Lim Tae-gyu's sharp range of shooting? Impressive! Min Byung-gyu's healing skills? Beautiful! Eun-seok's agile and close combat? How badass! Cha Hae-in's swordsmanship? Spectacular!

In short, Jin-woo fanboys in the inside every time he sees them. Though, some of them barely notice him unless they recognize him as Sung Ill-hwan's eldest child. Ill-hwan offers Jin-woo for a spot in the guild so he won't have to freelance or join available hunting groups, which Jin-woo always refuses because he doesn't think he'll fit in them anyway.

Heh. The S-Rank hunters besides Dong-wook and Hae-in treating E-Rank!Jin-woo like a little brother:3

[sonicbible]

Shadow the Hedgehog's victory and loss poses from the Dream Events in Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011)

[404-art-found]

Hi it's come to my attention that not everyone who likes Buddy has read the fic series that spawned it? If I had a nickel every time I saw someone who either hasn't read the fic series or didn't know there was a fic series about it, I'd have 3 nickels, which is too many nickels

This is its origin story! How it met its crew! Trials and tribulations! It's 26k words worth of Buddy stories! So if you like Buddy please make sure you read the fic series that has its story and heart in it. please. please. pl

Also I've written other Lethal Company fanfic and do plan to write more so. Reminder I have an AO3 and I Write Things