#dz know

[iztea]

eyepatch 2.0 but ♀️

femzai is REAL and she wears an eyepatch look look it's an eye patch right

[benetnvsch]

late halloween piece whoops,, Vampire KNKD

[sigskk]

speaking of skk i like to think they're bluffing actually.

dead apple? "there's no way that roach [dazai] is actually dead." (does not know ANYTHING) (did not even question if he was) (something's wrong and it's always dazai's fault. he's fine)

meursault? "oh yeah i knew chuuya was a vampire the whole time" (did not know Jack Shit) (chuuya wouldnt let himself be reduced to something so inhuman. he's fine)

[stuffeddeer]

i like to think dazai would be like the textbook definition of cheesy in a relationship. ik it’s a popular hc people have for him to be noncommittal and not a good partner but i honestly think he wouldn’t be as bad at being a partner as some people think (but i do respect the hc’s and the angst is always well written) i just personally think he’s super whipped for his s/o and obsessed to the point everyone else is who now??

HEUIHFSH SAME pathetically smitten dazai is my FAVORITEEE uurrggg .... he’s so pathetic loser........ this is why i love dazai he’s so versatile :) i need him pathetic crying over me and i need him unable to say he loves me at all oooouh ..,

His feet nudged yours under the desks once again. You looked up at him with a curious glance, waiting to see why he needed your attention, but no such answer came. Dazai merely continued to gaze at you, lovesick written all over his face as it started turning red. They're looking at me! ran through his head, almost forgetting that he had nudged you in the first place.

"What are you doing, you moron?" Kunikida spoke angrily, annoyed Dazai was blowing off his work once more.

"Staring at my partner. They're so pretty, don't you think?" His words made you smile, which caused him to melt all over again. "See? See!? Ahh, love... Your smile could light up the whole city of Yokohama. If you weren't already mine, I'd tell you to use your powers for good. But I couldn't live with myself if you had to go away!"

Kunikida's face contorted in confusion. "Go away..? What are you blabbering on about this time?"

"Once the government learns my darling's smile can rejuvenate and revitalize people they'll put them to work!" He pouts. "I'll never get to see them again when they're out saving lives!" He throws his head back dramatically, hand draping over his heart.

While your blond coworker groaned in annoyance—mainly at himself for asking—you merely chuckled. "That's alright. I wouldn't want to be away from you for long, either."

Dazai gasped, standing up suddenly. "You mean it?! Ohhh, how you just warmed my heart!~ My lovely partner wants to stay by my side! Kunikida, trade desks with me!"

"What, no! Why?!"

"I need to sit next to my beloved! If we're apart, I can't get any work done!"

"You can't get any work done, anyway!"

[naitosutan]

What if I wanna make things for myself 👉👈lololol

[travalerray]

Me: Maybe now that the episode with Lakan and Fengxian has been released, people will start to understand, ri—

Fandom: MAOMAO IS AN IDIOT! HOW DARE SHE BEHAVE UNDERSTANDABLY UNDER TRAUMATIC CIRCUMSTANCES AND END UP MAKING THE AUDIENCE ASSUME OTHERWISE ABOUT LAKAN!

Me:

Me: You know what. Never fucking mind.

[infinity-squared-comics]

Ok so. Thoughts. Many thoughts. During the G era of Cardfight Vanguard we got the legend decks, ready-made decks based on prominent characters from the original series. During the D era, we got the stride decksets, ready-made decks based on prominent characters from the G series. So… if I’m following logic correct, could it be that, during the DZ era we get ready-made decks based on prominent characters from the D era? And, since the DZ and D eras are connected in essentially the same way, with them being in the same universe with returning characters, perhaps these D legend decks will be like the original legend decks, where they’re the decks the characters play in the show when they show back up? I don’t know, I have a lot of thoughts. Hoping for Yu-yu deck though. Yu-yu deck would be nice.

[dreamiara]

i thought you were key smashing and then i remembered you're polish

lmaooo keysmashes tend to have fewer vowels i think like: ksdkjdksh <- keysmash szczebrzeszyn <- polish town

[tsukiqumi]

my take on Dazai not being included in the ADA group images

When Kunikida blew himself up with Tecchou and everyone thought he was dead, Fukuzawa stated he would be able to sense it if Kunikida was actually gone. So if he can sense his ability users through his own ability, of course Dazai wouldn't be included in that; since No Longer Human nullifies everything, Dazai would be undetectable to Fukuzawa.

Ranpo is there because it would be weird for him Not to be on Fukuzawa's mind, but also bc he knows where Ranpo is even if he's not an ability user. But y'know who else isn't in the shots? Naomi and Haruno, despite the fact that they're repeatedly stated to also be an important part of the Agency. They're not ability users, so Fukuzawa can't sense them, so they're not visible to us right now either.

just my thoughts lmao

[straydinosaur]

Dad.

Peter is fuckep up. We know that, but he's so good at playing in the social place and switching moods. When they go taking the money at the bank, he's certainly the one doing all the process and the one looking clean. And when they buy the firehouse he looks like a dad asking the children " do you like the house ?" " do you see yourself in this bedroom?". And after he gauge between the two and BAM there is the firehouse.

He's a dad. He's the one directing the construction (when they put the signs ghostbusters), and when Ray found the car look at his face palm and bvrzifjok^dz$

I don't have the impression to be clear, I'm rambling. I'm dispersing myself (is that grammatically correct?,dispersing myself?) BUT

-> I like him when he act like this

"it just seems a little pricey" yes dad, I know you have to pay the charges and to nourish your kids

[benetnvsch]

I love songs where I have no idea what the fuck the lyrics are

[lilliamother]

Happy birthday, Dazai's! I'm glad you are still here on earth even though you don't want to. I didn't know what to get you guys so I just make flower crowns out of roses, I removed the thorns!

@swimminginyokohamasrivers @suicidol-dz @suizai @suicideenthusiast @catzai-osameow @inhumane-disorder @demonprodigyy @corrupted-bandages @femzaimybeloved @the-biggest-odasaku-man-fan @disqualifiedasahuman @disgracedprodigy @d3monprodigy @royalbandages @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @doublesuizai @dazaii-osamuu @darkesteras

(ooc: Sorry for the @! It's the easiest way I could say happy birthday to all Dazai's!)

[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

Alright yall, let's quadruple that effort. Let's show David Zazslav not to fuck with the fans of OFMD. Mutiny's a brewin, there's a chance. Got more emails? Sign that petition. We've got the email addreses, let's keep emailing and calling. This isn't over. Remember to still be a Polite Menace, but let's be a PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE wave of hell.

PS: I know you've done a lot, don't feel obligated to do more, just know youre efforts aren't wasted luvs <3

I’m so mad I’m shaking. WE WERE SO CLOSE! Our clownery wasn’t unfounded. We really were getting an announcement. And they just let it fucking drop.

https://x.com/thecozypirate/status/1745641563403771912?s=46&t=hlyEMD5zVK_HL1eoyYeONA

[pehmokoira]

I think we could all use a morale booster after 2 weeks in the gravy basket, so I decided to write a few reasons why I believe Our Flag Means Death can still be saved!

Please note that I know literally nothing about how the industry actually works, I'm just clowning and these are opinions based on articles I've read etc. 🤡

Arrested Development was saved by Netflix after Fox cancelled it because of low ratings and viewership. Now, we can't know the numbers for OFMD for certain, but the ratings and reviews have been preeetty good, and season 2 even has a higher Tomatometer score than season 1. (96% vs. 93%) So in that sense, the chances are good. Everything was pointing towards renewal until January 9th!

Which gets me to my next point. If the cancellation really was one person's decision (DZ better watch his fucking step), then that means the show was as good as renewed and it HAD the numbers and the viewership and everything it needed to continue.

Each cancellation case is unique. It's kind of pointless to compare OFMD with any other cancelled show, because the chances of any show getting picked up after cancellation depend on so many things. Production costs, show quality, the potential of the show, viewership, probably also connections/relationships in the industry, etc. But it all boils down to money in the end.

Max is covering up the real reason for the cancellation by lying, which means they've completely fucked up by cancelling this show. Max is the one that looks bad right now, not OFMD. This is bad PR for Max.

David Jenkins has not told us to stop with our renewal efforts, which means there's hope. He knows more than we do. In Jenkins I trust. I won't give up until he tells us it's over.

It's only been 2 weeks and 1 day. It would've been something of a miracle if the show had been picked up in that short a time. Lucifer was saved by Netflix a month after the cancellation.

And lastly, the pros for OFMD:

The show hasn't been on a widely available international streaming service so far. Big potential for new audiences on a different platform.

The marketing for the show has been abysmal, but it's become a flagship series for Max despite that.

The fanbase is loud and passionate, and we've shouted about wanting to buy merch on X. We won't shut up about the show and that's a beautiful and important thing.

Max's lies about the cancellation are so transparent almost anyone can see through them. The people in the industry have probably noticed Max's pattern of cancelling shows about marginalized groups.

The representation in the show is something you don't find in any other show, and while that could be its downfall, it's also the greatest strength of the show. Bigger streaming services aren't as scared of queers as Max is.

The story that the show tells is quite unique.

These are just a few things that came to mind right now. Feel free to reblog and list more reasons if you can think of any!

Edit: I wrote another post about this too! That one's about ✨the numbers✨!

[naitosutan]

For the yuri post... my first thought was "oh that was maybe candyunicornsate's work!", but I'm not sure they made a really romantic k2 art that way recently... (x living for that though. Now I'm curious too.

Ah I love their art, especially their K2! 💕 Are you talking about this post?🌻 Their designs are SO pretty and cute 🥺 but yeah I’m not sure it’s super specifically romantic K2 >.< The twt post also implies that it was just Kyle and Kenny... Still some great art though!

The search for the K2 yuri continues! My secret second plan of wanting to see more girls and K2 is working /lh

[writtenonreceipts]

Elucien Week Masterlist //AO3

Day Seven: Au @elucienweekofficial

This one is exclusive to AO3! Due to formatting and things like that, I think it works better on AO3 so, yeah. I'll leave it open to all users guests/registered for a little bit. Below is a preview!

Summary: A text fic. Wherein Lucien gets a new roommate, his cat gets a new mother, and no one knows what is going on.

Warnings: me trying to be funny, innuendoes, just a hint of miscommunication but not really, they’re all probs ooc too

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New Phone, Who 'dis?

Elain Archeron to Steal My Soul Chat: Mon. 11:10 AM

Elain:  *image sent* Help

Vassa:  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

Elain:  A dead bird. In my bed.  I need to murder my roommate.

Vassa:  He put a headless bird in your bed?

Elain:  Apparently he has a cat.  My sisters are not helping

Vassa:  coulda told you that much Where is he now? Vanserra. Not the cat

Elain:  Hell if I know I haven’t seen him since I moved in which is going on three days now. What if he’s a murderer?  What if I just moved in with the new Ted Bundy? Vassa.  What if its a murder-cannibal situation??

Vassa:  Ok.  I’m taking HULU away if you keep spiraling like this Take a breath and find a plastic bag and put the bird in vansaras panty drawer Elain?

Elain:  too late.   Threw out my bed sheets. Wanna go shopping?

Lucien Vanserra to Archie: Mon. 9:56 PM

Lucien:  y dz ur sis wanna kill me?

Feyre:  could you at least try?

Lucien:  n

Feyre:  *eyeroll emoji* Dead bird Ring a bell?

Lucien:  flea likes her take it as a compliment