#dyke rant
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thinking abt how much weight i need to lose right now has me feeling so drained
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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why is tiktok so obsessed with hating on butch lesbians i hate all of you
#lesbian#butch#butch lesbian#butch dyke#dyke#‘ermm… lesbians cant use he/him ☝️😅’ go play on a highway plsss pls pls#im being so srs why cant you people be fucking normal#rant
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As a trans woman who’s slightly older than a lot of the trans girls on here I gotta say I find the widespread ageism insufferably annoying🙄
Like, I thought 40 was the new 30 but some of y’all act like you’re gonna get dragged off to a nursing home the second you age out of your 20’s.
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Imagine just getting a taste and being so desperate for more you arch a whaler 🙄🙄🙄
#lucy is fine.#lucy#bonnie#ocs#moby dykes#asks#me handing my ipad to winter and being like “hey can u write lucy's unhinged rant for me ty”
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Do you ever look at your partner and think “woah. They r the hottest person alive. How did I even manage to bag them?” and you just lose all interest for other people? I mean you find others aesthetically pleasing and attractive, but your body only reacts to your partner and they r the only person occupying your mind. No matter what they r wearing, how r they looking, you’re just so down bad for them that something is purring every time you see them?
Or is it just me?
#ummm yeah sorry for the rant#I am just completely normal about my boyfriend#lesbian#wlw#masc lesbian#wlw posting#dykeposting#masc dyke#wlw yearning#wlw post#masc4masc#☆#masc4butch
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yeah we all know (and love <3) all the butches with masculine personality; and let me make it clear that you’re all loved and valid!! but let’s talk about butches that cannot or simply don’t want to get rid of their “feminine” traits and energy.
like seriously i could never kill a spider without screaming or change your car’s tire but i’ll definitely cook you the best dinner when you get home from work and i’ll be more than happy to stitch the holes of your favorite shirt, with all the patience in the world; because that’s how my mother and my grandmother used to show their love to me. i could never ever ever imagine being affectionate to someone in any other way.
something that always bothered me as a transmasc butch was the fact that everyone would clock me the moment i opened my mouth, which is already something that causes me waaaay too much dysphoria. so, i would try to “compensate” that by being the most masculine being that i could ever be. but deep down, i knew that i wasn’t being fully me, you know?
not being “masculine enough” would often make me feel like i wasn’t butch enough, that i wasn’t doing the “job” correctly or something. at least where i’m from, people expect me to fill that role and pretty much just act like a man 24/7.
but as i was cooking some dinner for myself and my mom tonight, something hit me; i’ll never be 100% masculine when it comes to my traits, my energy or even the way i speak. i’ll protect you, i’ll be there for you and i’ll try my best to intimidate whoever tries something bad with you. but sometimes, maybe i’d wanna be protected too; maybe i’d wanna be the little spoon every now and then; maybe i’ll cry in front of you and expect you to dry my tears. and that won’t ever make me less masculine or less butch.
i hope that my future partner understands that, no matter what happens; at the end of the day, i’ll still be your guy. i’ll just be a sensitive guy, you know? it’s kinda scary to admit this out loud but i feel like someone out there would like to know that they’re not alone. butches come in all shapes and forms, and it may be scary to be this kind of butch in a world where masculinity is praised, but i think we’ll be fine.
and also my dinner was so delicious what the fuckkk 🤤🤤🤤 i’m such a good cook like i genuinely believe i’m the butch version of guy fieri
#random shit.#personal rant. (?)#english is not my first language#bear with me#butch#butch appreciation#butch daddy#butch dyke#butch lesbian#dyke#boy dyke#butchposting#butch4femme#trans butch#stone butch#dykeposting#nonbinary dyke#dyke4dyke#femme bait#lesbian#sapphic#transmasc butch#masc lesbian#masculine#nblw#nblnb#nonbinary#non binary#transmasc dyke#stone dyke
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my butch and i spent one day with his family and one day with mine this christmas. his mom and grandma thanked me for being in his life and my mom and dad think he is so polite and an angel.
being butchfemme and so accepted by both of our families is so so insane and nice.
it's been great.
#wholesome#christmas#lesbian#dykeposting#lesbianism#wlnb#me and my boyfriend#butchfemme#mini rant#dyke#femme4butch#lgbt pride
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fortiche studios please make her a canon dyke please and thank u
Men DNI
#seeing her shipped with men disgusts me on another level#sorry not sorry this is a DYKE#first. eughhhh#saw her w s*lco#ew#and then someone was talking sbout viktor#EUWGH#get those scrawny rats away from her#the straights have mels mom#sevika is for the girls#‘but it’s harmless!! let people have fun!!’#no❤️#I am mentally unwell about this woman!! it DOES harm me seeing her w a man 👎#im gonna manifest#🕯🕯🕯🕯👩❤️💋👩Lesbian Sevika👩❤️💋👩🕯🕯🕯🕯#and before any whiny bitches get defensive#no i do not see her as a lesbian because she’s muscular#i see her as a lesbian because i really really love her and i like to self project onto my fav characters#sorry to rant but christ ik someone out there feels the same 😭#sevika#arcane#I need shimmer sev so bad omfg like#just look at her#meowwwwwwwww#meowmeowmeow
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I'm so crazy about butches. They're such resilient, funny, fantastic people. I started a new job recently and there's more bull dykes here than I've honestly ever seen in one place before. It was instantly amazing to see them, and to have that reciprocated. To immediately be adopted and have butches my age and older compliment my leather jackets, my presentation in general. It's an honor and something I've never experienced before to have an unspoken, physical community. To know they'll watch my back like I'll watch theirs. To feel safe in being butch because I'm not alone. To see butch people, respected and honored as highly competent, skilled, intelligent people has been something more than I ever thought I'd see in my state, or honestly in general. My boss is tough as nails and she commands a room when she walks in. The exact kind of butch I knew I wanted to be as a kid. I already look up to her so much. And even better? Her wife is butch, too. Which, as a butch who only likes other butches but didn't think I'd ever have something like that, absolutely ran me over. It's just, insane to see with my eyes that I'm allowed to exist and I have proof. Proof that people like me are alive and strong and making it. Absolutely insane.
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I don't know if it makes sense but I'm not a goddamn ''girl who likes girls 🥺''
I'm a lesbian. I'm a dyke. I'm attracted to women, and there's a fucking word for it so imma use it.
I'm so tired of people seeing my sexuality as less than because it doesn't revolve around men.
Yes I'm a fem, doesn't mean I'm not gonna yell at you if you spit homophobic bullshit next to me ?
Yes I'm a fem, it does not mean I want you to shoot your shot at ''being the dick that's gonna turn me''
Yes, I look girly, it does not mean you can talk badly about masc, butch or any goddamn less feminine presenting lesbian near me.
Me being a lesbian isn't an opportunity for you to tell me about how you'd like to be attracted to women because it just seems ''so much easier''
I'm a lesbian, not a fucking wet dream for your rat looking boyfriend.
Fuck, sorry, I'm just so goddamn tired sometimes
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at this point my period is either coming or its not so imma let her paint the walls if she wanna 😍
#me#dyke rant#red bear#houndstooth#my period is either right around the corner or im boutta be a mifeprisone + misoprostal girly
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Hi, yes - I'll never apologize for being a pillow princess, actually. No matter how guilty I feel about it at times. If you want bad sex because you're asking someone to do something they're not 100% comfortable with and enthusiastic about, that's on you. I'm not putting myself in that position again.
#rant#and that's the BEST case scenario.#i don't want to get into coercion and s3xual assault#i received an ask that wasn't v nice. so.#lesbian#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#sapphic#wlw#wlw post#dyke nsft#dykeposting#lesbian smut#sapphic smut#lesbian ns/fw#androgynous lesbian#wlw bd/sm#wlw smut#wlw ns/fw#sapphic bd/sm#sapphic nsft#dyke4dyke#dyke#rain divines
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look while i'm greatful i had the media literacy to spot immediately that they were gonna do the "if we have a lesbian (esp of colour) she HAS to be a cop" trop with cait and thus was 0% invested in her and Vi from the start, this last szn was just. broke my heart to see what they did to Vi.
breaks my heart more to see so many young queer ppl unironically thinking that is a /good/ lesbian relationship.
like, I know fandom hates butches/gnc/trans lesbians and comma yall are just gonna go ham for a ridiculously abusive relationship? Vi's character has been beaten into submission by loss, by making the "wrong choice" over and over again; now that she has lost everyone who ever mattered, her desperation for Cait isn't out of love, it's out of need to have fulfilled at least one role, one expectation correctly. and she has no one else so she will do anything not to fuck it up. it's textbook trauma responses and coping.
Cait tried to kill her, tried to GAS HER ENTIRE CITY, cheated, tried repeatedly to KILL HER SISTER and isolate Vi from her entire community, demeans her, talks down to her, treats her like she's stupid, and only acts like she likes her when she's running from something and feels out of control herself so needs something (she doesn't even see Vi as a someone) else to control.
At the end, when she called her Violet? I nearly cried. That fucking hurt. And when Vi went back with a pet name? I knew that hurt her too, and she was just trying to appease, appease, appease. She has no one else, she's failed everyone she was told she had to protect, she can't fail anyone else again, but the price of that with Cait is failing herself.
Yall are so happy to see butches be abused and call it goals, and that speaks novels about how you feel about GNC dykes.
#im so pissed they made the 2 queer/coded WOC facists in s2 thats a whole other rant#i dont trust this fandom with butches or studs or trans dykes of any persuasion and especially not trans women or black dykes#like yall are idolizing a pretty white poverty class butch being abused by a rich femme who tried to genocide her people#arcane#caitvi#please stay away from lesbians and dykes and GNC queer/trans people in real life#like damn#life and times#arcane spoilers#calling her violet felt like deadnaming her im being 100%
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Butches, I say this with all the love in my heart, but if your "positivity" posts on here about femmes are just thinly veiled criticisms of femmes who you've been hurt by before, you need to spend some more time healing on your own.
If your posts are all just you talking about the kind of butch you wish you could be for your hypothetical femme, if you think you can dictate what makes a 'real' femme and a 'real' butch, you need to spend time talking to, and making friends with other butches and femmes in your community, putting in the effort to become the kind of butch you want to be for the simple reason of being true to yourself and happy in your life. Not just to be good enough for your dream femme.
If you don't, you will project those insecurities onto another partner who doesn't deserve that treatment. You will set unattainable expectations for yourself and others that will never be met. You will spend more time feeling disappointed than feeling loved, regardless of the non-romantic love that may surround you.
You will be happy and in love one day, I promise. But not if you keep holding on to these wounds. These wounds may or may not be your fault, but you can't spend all your time trying to place blame either. And you can't spend all your energy yearning for the femme who will make life make sense. Your time and energy needs to be put into healing, and making as much sense of this short life you were blessed with as you can.
A romantic relationship, like most relationships, is give and take, on both sides, and if you want that beautiful, healing love, you need to be in a state of healing yourself too, and be a safe person for someone else to heal with. Otherwise, you will end up treating your femme like a mother.
As much as the idea of someone being your other half is lovely, in reality, you can't spend your days waiting around for someone to come along and make you whole. Imagine you will never find romantic love. It's a scary thought, one that has driven many insecure actions of mine in the past. But suppose that is what you are destined for. Who will you become? Will you rot, will you fester away, hanging onto how sad it is to not be loved. Or will you realise you are surrounded by a world filled with love, regardless of if it's romantic, and rejoice in it, embrace it, nurture it, and watch it grow. If you do that, the love you seek will find you, and on the small chance it doesn't, you will be happy and loved regardless.
#notes app rant#not about butches in general#if the shoe doesn't fit then it's not about you#but if it resonates i hope you take it to heart#okay back to normal posting thanks for letting me yell into the void#butch#butch4femme#butch dyke#tndl
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lesbian tumblr may have very well cured my body dysmorphia i feel so hot when i go on this site... even when i'm not posting myself just hearing dykez talk about bodies like they're so so precious makes me so content w myself in a way that the gay community never did 4 me when i id'd as a trans gay guy (i was repressing so much. oh my gawd.) so thank u dykez
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