#dyke church

[dyke-husband]

“Dyke church” promotional dental dam.

Photopolymer relief print on latex dam, 6x10”

[katieaki]

Take Solace in This

January 2023 digital

These days, you can get lesbian erotica anywhere. It's a dime a dozen. But WHO ELSE is providing you with real art like this, real art that's brave enough to ask "what if Buster Keaton was a religious assassin being dommed by a satin-sheets-velvet-headboard luxury type femme AND they were both girls btw"? I'm the world's leading (only??) source of Buster Keaton lesbian Femdom content. More people should be talking about it.

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[justablah56]

hmm . might be going to church again for the first time since like . august . hmm .

[ennabear]

does anyone know how to get your extended family to stop sending you bible verses or do i just have to ignore it

[probablyafaggot]

every time i hear a sermon or liturgy in the lesbian accent I fall in love immediately and lose my fucking mind

[handsomegentlebutch]

My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

[sapphicautistic]

My gf was listening to "White Blank Page" by Mumford and Sons and I once again told her that song is SO much better if it's gay.

She doesn't listen to the lyrics of songs but she's extremely good at literary analysis and this time she actually looked up the lyrics and has now come to the following conclusion: "It makes no sense if it's not gay."

My (objectively best) reading is this:

The narrator was in love with a guy who strung him along, never willing to be in a committed (or public) relationship with him and maybe insisting that it's extremely heterosexual "helping a bro out" sex, except in more intimate moments. Finally out of nowhere guy is suddenly committed to a woman and when Narrator confronted him, guy spat out homophobic vitriol and claimed he's not gay like the Narrator.

(For extra flavor imagine them as closeted, straight passing Midwestern flannel wearing, love-bonfires-and-camping guys who sat next to each other at church and elbowed and annoyed each other like best friends do and were each other's go-to source of emotional support! And then to suddenly shut Narrator out for the first time ever, by abruptly marrying a woman and insisting that he's always been straight and their relationship meant nothing...)

Here are the lyrics:

Can you lie next to her And give her your heart, your heart As well as your body? And can you lie next to her And confess your love, your love As well as your folly? And can you kneel before the king And say, "I'm clean! I'm clean!" ? But tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? A white blank page and a swelling rage, rage You did not think When you sent me to the brink, to the brink You desired my attention But denied my affections, my affections So tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life Oh, lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life

Why call multiple people "you" in a totally unclear way? Why would you claim that your female ex's new man can't love her AT ALL (not just as much as you did, AT ALL)? And invoking the judgment of God is so fucking tedious if you're just shaming your female ex for moving on or even cheating/getting with your friend. Also you look like a creepy asshole if you think a girl broke up with you for "loving her too much".

This song is tepid, badly written, and makes the narrator look like an asshole if it's NOT gay.

The gay reading is the ONLY compelling one.

[jonahmagnus]

*Someone says something about love in fiction* I don’t get it *same thing but about a woman* OHHHHHHHHH

[enchantedsunflowerkat]

god i’m so lucky i get to wake up every day and choose a cute little outfit !!! and open my window and smell the fresh rainy morning air !!! and ask myself hmm what more can i add to further enhance the grade A dykeness of this goutfit??? sapphics stay winning 💗💗💗 also it’s 7:15am and i’ve been up since 5 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️

[dancedance-resolution]

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[nerdyqueerr]

Y'all i have to admit st bernard by lincoln continues to hit. I havent been to catholic school in like 7 years

[katieaki]

It Hurts Til It Don’t

January 2023 digital

J. Nuisance, Knife Church assassin, at a roadside shrine to Johnny Knives, her god/boss/dad.

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[wormsdyke]

something they will not tell you about mildly progressive catholic family members is they will be pretty chill with you being a weird dyke but they will also continue to ask you if you’ve considered becoming a nun

[lambentgrey]

sorry for using the locked tomb series to process catholic trauma :/ it will happen again

[kpgimpactor]

Not a rant…but maybe just recognizing a reoccurring theme…

I don’t know how to say it succinctly but I was raised such a specific flavor of religious that when I meet people who are trying to raise their kids in a similar way, they sometimes express to me that they are happy to see me adulting well. They see it as a testament that kids who are raised the way I was raised can do well and I’ve been told I give them hope for their kids. (Let’s not unpack all that right now).

I take great pleasure in subtly reminding these ppl that I’m gay. I’ve never been a throw-it-in-your-face person but as they’re lauding me for having been raised how I was (in such a cishet crushingly religious way) and attributing me being a functioning adult to how I was raised, I start wanting to limp my wrists. Some people are who they are despite…not because of.

Yeah I’m a relatively well-adjusted adult (knocks on wood) who has a job and pays her bills and eats pussy and hangs out with fags on the weekend. I sure hope your kids end up like me.

[liesmyth]

best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word “dykery” instead of “lesbianism.”

now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but “dykery” is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said “dykery” in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?

that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race