#dwight.... TWO!!!

[bionicboxes]

they put some kind of slinky in my online asymmetric multiplayer survival horror game 

[transitcowboy]

I kinda miss making YT thumbnails.

[hugs-and-stabbies]

Omggg so I've had the OG 4 survivor Keychains from your Etsy on all of my stuff for years now lmao!!

And you said you like Jake/Dwight If you have done art of them I havnt seen it and I would kill to see some Dwight/Jake fluff (pun intended) if you have any. 👀👀

these are some of my fav kind of asks to get!! ♥♥ It's such a nice feeling to know you're still using the merch you got from me :D 🥺

and here's some new Dwake for you and all our fellow jake/dwight shippers out there ♥♥ I poured all my yearning into it 😩♥

[drakomod]

hehe Twitter meme

[fog-n-dance]

Hello ? Hi, sorry, yeah I was just calling to ask why the fuck does Rampart have four ballpoint pens in his jacket ?

Yeah no I’m asking ‘cause like even Darth Vador talked about it as something literally nobody does anymore, so what would that dude need four for ?

Oh just ‘cause he’s a cunt ? An arrogant cunt you say ? Ahhh yes. Yeah yeah yeah no that checks out. All right well, that was that I guess. Good day to you too then. Yep, thanks. Yep. Bye. Thanks, bye. Bye.

[heathenoushound]

I’m literally fighting for my life on solo queue 🤗

[chororine]

🌈pride flags colour picked from futurama characters🌈

[theghostlygossip888]

I can’t be the only one- 💀

Sidenote: The unknown is the scariest & coolest killer we’ve got in like, ages. I hope to fuck he’s good.

[akemi-snow]

t'was her desk

original scene

Tokubetsu + chunin squad shenanigans but make it The Office

also I'm not an artist, I'm tracing with the fabulous app kleki so don't judge me there just take the joke lmao

[thebrideofreanimator]

i love you 1931 renfields

[kiruyeen]

Dwight's inner struggles with his desperation for love and appreciation that he worked for all his life to get even a smidge of, only to have that one person who does give him love and appreciation being a fucking serial killer

vs Danny never even knowing he wanted- no, NEEDED love in the first place, not being raised or taught to recognize it, and therefore short-circuiting when he does feel it.

[auricfog]

tagged by @queennymeria, @jamessunderlandgf, and @shellibisshe! thank you love yall MWAH....

tagging @risingsh0t, @loriane-elmuerto, @ghostfvcker, @d-esmond, @statichvm,

@thedeadthree, @shadowglens, @nokstella, @moonflowcr, @kanos,

@imogenkol, @roofgeese, and YOU :3

[helifreds]

Ok so, I'm just very curious to know other people opinion and for this reason I'll ask you THE question👀

In your personal headcanon, who do you consider older between Face and Murdock?

Let's just leave out Dirk and Dwight real ages, simply take as reference the characters themselves - this is something that I suppose we all asked ourselves at least once... and since there are no sure infoes from the show (for Murdock at least) I think most of people at some point created their personal idea on this topic

In my opinion Murdock is a little bit older than Face, now I'll explain why :P

At some point during the show they said that Face was born on 7 december 1950 (if I'm not mistaking lol) and in several episodes they reiterated that they knew each other and were already active as the A-team in the late 60s... which means that he enlisted at least in 1968 (considering the 8/11 weeks of recruit training plus the period before he met the team)

Anyway I think this age suits him very well so I simply go with it :D

Now it comes the difficult part: Captain H.M. Murdock

I haven't found even the most little clue indicating his age, so I went by traces: if I remind correctly he surely worked 2 times for CIA and the first of them was in 1967 (if I'm wrong please forgive me, I'm going by memory :P)

Now, I don't know how this things works but I don't think that the agency would simply took rookies (for how skilled they could be) on their first month... I mean, I assume they searched for someone who had some experience that went beyond the 'school flighting hours' for being sure that the task they'd do would be completed successfully... which in my head means that Murdock would be already flying from some time in 1967

I started reading an autobiography written by a Vietnam War heli-pilot and he said that becoming a helicopter pilot during mid 60s took about 9 months - Murdock though can also pilot planes and military jets (as showed in a episode of season 5) which would have taken similar time, maybe a little less, even if always thereabout 7/8 months

But when he learned to pilot them? In my headcanon this all happened before the heli-course, cause if after, where he would have found the time to go back in the u.s. between flying troupes and spending some time with the team?

Even considering his ultraterrain skills in learning everything there would have been a least 1 year and some months of training to get both his plane and helicopter licenses, so he would have to start from the first thing in late '65 or at the beginning of '66

I think he would have started the plane training when he turned 18... so to me his age go well as Dwight's one, cause having him born in 1947 would leave him the time to do all this stuff before meeting the team

This would make Murdock (born in 1947) about 3 years older than Face (born in late 1950) and I think it's a dynamic that suits them pretty well

Please, I'd truthly love to know other opinions on this mysterious topic! :D

[blackswaneuroparedux]

The mission of this Allied Force was fulfilled at 0241, local time, May 7th, 1945.

-  General Dwight D. Eisenhower

The Supreme Allied Commander in Europe sends a cable to say that Victory in Europe was achieved.

78 years later, reading it today still sends shivers down the spine...

[maxipowell]

dallasmavs: Starting the week off right 😤