#dva smirnoff

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Smirnoff family tree

OCs info: 1, 2, 3

Non-oc stories:

Holiday special stories: Snow,

OC challenges: 1, 2, 3, 4

Musician suffering series: 1, 2, 3

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MW OG timeline

For Nov: self serving fic , fuck the desert, Fractures 1 2 3 4 ,

For Guts: Halloween never been the same, 2

For Harv: yes I killed him, Sorry, summer nights, we knew the ending from the start, HARV! BROKE HIS THROAT!, Halloween, Harv and the accident , I had it a second ago,

The boys aka Echo Team: 1,

Kingston:

Cosmo Kane:

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Mw x SOA

Butcher Jones:

Bobbie Barnes:

Wolfie Just Wolfie:

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Mw(2019/2022/2023)

Dva Smirnoff: Morning, pretty boy

Odin Smirnoff: I know, ow

Jason "Lucky" Nuts:

"Duck" Johnson: 1, 2

"Numb" Carter:

"Jean" Greene:

Guardián De La Paz:

Bleyzer "B" Okean: 1,

Ricardo "Ricci" Ortiz:

Chuckie Grant:

Bravo 0.2:

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BO+BOCW

For Lear: it could have been happy, I'll be there for you , Chances 1 2 3 4 5, Boxers, untitled, Stakeout, undercover, piss/fight/jail, Addictions are painful 1 2 3, horrible and harmful, Problems, Untitled 2, Bury me in roses, calming, Kiss me

Kassidy "Kas/Bell" Carton:

Alexander Hartfield:

Giovanni "Bell" Florence:

Teddy Woods:

Hermes:

Rex Jackson: 1,

Jamie "Bell" Tones:

Mikhail “Mik/Silver Snake„ Konstantin:

D'yavol:

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WW2 timeline

For Sammy: capture the flags, drowning, mail, Sammy's truth, Storytime with Pop Pop Sammy

Sargent Raphael "Grape" Martinez: home , Accepted

Sonny Walton:

Private William "Billy/Crazy Billy/Pissy Bill" Mason:

The tank boys: 1, 2,

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Zombies

Salvador "Salvage": the start, Normal isn't our thing,

Luke: 1,

Wayne Long:

Pac-Man Baker:

Jade Walton:

Alistair "Brodie" Ferguson:

Ultimis Brodie:

Ultimis Wade Brass:

Primis Wade Brass:

Z:

Robby Greenfoot:

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The wheel of pain aka I got bored spun my cursed/interesting ship wheel: A one-time deal, Ready for anything , Unlikely

Robby + Primis Crew: 1, 2,

Robby + Ultimis Crew:

Playlists for ocs can be found here

Monster/Fiction au:

He's a ghost, but only I can see him au:

Out of commission Alejandro au:

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Rare/Mention/Request

Task force 51:

Vegas Woods:

Remissionem group:

Russell Démon:

Drayton Thomas:

Ultimis Brodie Ferguson:

Arthur Carnage: Please let me go,

Cooper Bloodbone:

"Aquarius":

Duke Firework:

Mikey:

JJ:

Justice Turner:

Captain Rosemary Martinez:

Dexter Russo:

Viktor Bellwood:

Sweets Shepherd:

Davy Petty: Stowaway

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Hahaha, thank you Sam

This question is easy there is four five six

Nov, but I know he still will not get any type of hint from that, maybe I'll have Price punch later

Sweets, that little rabies vermin not only did he stabs his brother in the back he stabbed the 141 in the back

Oh my precious little German baby boy, Sonny Walton ima punch a hole through you for your stupid choice of going back to your home town because that was just stupid

Dva Smirnoff, obession will be the death of him

Justice, because why the hell did he trust Kazimir Zykov, like come on Justice your not stupid

And Flynn a FNAF oc, look he deserves it a promise... because holy hell man, first off why in the blue HELL did you trust William, you should have trusted Henry, secondly I'll be the first one to admit spring lock failure and almost dying not your fault that was William but to accept the apology that was just stupid, oh and then final frosting on the cupcakes trusting finally trusting Henry Emily and get lit on fire in the process

If you could punch any one of your OCs in the face, which ONE would you pick?

HA. I love how you know my question-dodging tactics well enough to aggressively specify that I only get one.

I'm....yeah I'm still gonna break the rules lol.

There's two in particular in Whumping the Whumpers that I would GLADLY punch in the face. But you haven't met them yet so I have to default to someone you know...I'd for sure punch Elias. What a bitch.

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Okay, PLEASE keep this going. I desperately want to know what character of mine you'd punch in the face, or - even better - which of YOURS you'd punch in the face if you had the option.

Can....can I start a tag game with this??? I'm doing it. This is amazing.

Which of your characters would you punch in the face?

tagging: @distinctlywhumpthing @whumblr @sadistgalore @alittlewhump @brutal-nemesis @whump-me-all-night-long

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Na zdraví!... Nebo ne?

Alkohol bývá nedílnou součástí života, ať studujete v Česku, Anglii nebo Švédsku. Před odjezdem mi kolikrát lidé říkali, že přístup Švédka k alkoholu je poněkud zvláštní. A je?

Dostat se ve Švédsku k alkoholu je jako snažit se prolézt matematikou, i když na to hlavu nemáte ani v nejmenším stavěnou – chce to sílu a zdroje a na konci jste fakt rádi, že jste to zvládli.

Zaprvé, pití pod 3,5% se dá sehnat v normálním obchodě či supermarketu; pro všechno ostatní musíte do Systembolaget.

Systembolaget, produkt historické opilosti, nefunkčních proti-opileckých zákonů, organizací abstinentů a přídělů, je státem vlastněný řetězec obchodů, který má monopol na tvrdý a ne-zcela-tvrdý alkohol a který má zakázanou reklamu. Musí vám být nejméně dvacet, abyste tam mohli nakoupit, i když v hospodě či restauraci postačí osmnáct (pokud se podnik nerozhodne jinak).

(Zdroj obrázku.)

Bolaget najdete v každém větším městě (Karlstad má tři). Obvykle se otevírá v deset a zavírá mezi šestou a osmou, hodiny jsou ale kratší v sobotu a v neděli je často zavřeno úplně. Pokud tedy potřebujete zásoby na víkend, je lepší to zařídit přes týden.

Když už se mluví o zásobách, tak to někteří studenti řeší – prostě nakoupí ve velkém a pak se měsíc nebo dva v Bolagetu neukážou.

Ale to, na co se lidé nejvíc ptají, je – cena.

V porovnání s UK to není tak zlé, ale ta česká duše ve mně se nad těmi cenami vždycky zhrozí – 350ml vodky Smirnoff vyjde na £11.40/320 Kč, 500ml Malibu na £13.40/390 Kč, 330ml Budweiseru je za £1.30/31Kč.

(Víno v krabici mají všude, ale víno v džusíkové krabici? To je poprvé.)

Ceny jsou takové kvůli vysokým daním, a daně se měří podle obsahu alkoholu, ne podle množství – a tak vodka má nálepku 40% daně. Pak je tu taky to, že alkohol nikdy není ve slevě a nedá se koupit ve ‚výhodném balení‘ po šesti nebo desíti. A pak se divte, že si Švédové klidně pro levnější alkohol dojedou i do jiného státu.

To všechno samozřejmě neznamená, že by švédská studentská picí scéna nějak pokulhávala; akorát nesprintuje. Lidé pijí, ale první se nad tím zamyslí (no jen se koukněte, co síly a peněz to stálo), a ano, někteří nepijí vůbec.

Krátce řečeno, k alkoholu se dostanete s menšími obtížemi, nicméně to není nemožné. Navíc ta omezení dávají základ jakémusi nedobrovolnému respektu.

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Odin & Dva Smirnoff

The beginning

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Name: “Odin„ Smirnoff

Cyrillic spelling: один Смирнов

“Im not doing this because you offered me a shower„

Stand at ghastly 6'2 ½, with shaggy brown hair and sickly blue eyes is Odin Smirnoff the older by 12 seconds twin. Let's get into his side, he is a sniper, who leans more into the non Lethal side of things if he can capture a target without killing them it's a good day. His first meeting with Barkov was how he and his twin got the scar on their face. Which is why they wear matching black masks with a golden skull on it. He was working with Barkov for what felt like too long, he didn't like Barkov's command of shoot to kill. That isn't Odin, he doesn't shoot to kill he neutralizes non lethal-y if the opinion is open. So like the smart man he is, he makes a choice in contacting John Price, who offers him a shower for his cooperation and to meet up with them at the Embassy. It could only go well for so long, meeting up with Alex/Echo 3-1, Farah and The Wolf in the basement. The Wolf recognized Odin's mask and started in on him about betraying Barkov and some other things. Odin introduced himself to Alex and Farah before Price came through the door

“Your keeping that promise on a shower right?„

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Name: Dva Smirnoff

Cyrillic spelling: два Смирнов

“You are not my family anymore„

Hollowly standing at 6'2 ½ with matching shaggy brown hair and brown eyes is Dva Smirnoff the younger by 12 seconds twin. His side isn't that complicated, being more of a close ranged fighter...he doesn't have good aim...but kill first ask later is a motto he does follow. He has an unhealthy love for Barkov, and will do anything he asks. Even with the scar he was given, he accepted it as an honor obviously there is some wrong with him. Barkov's command to kill on sight is something Dva embraced. His mission now that his brother is working with the enemy is to murder his twin for betraying him. When he found out that Odin switched sides he knew Odin wasn't his brother anymore. He is gunning for Odin with the score being 1-1 at the moment.

“Say the word and their dead„

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I've got to hand it to you

You've played by all the same rules

It takes the truth to fool me

And now you've made me angry

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He says he wants to as well

But he is a liar

I'll believe it all

There's nothing I won't understand

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"Dva?...Dva!?..." Barkov couldn't find Dva, he was looking everywhere for his dumb companion. Normally even this early in the morning Dva would be right next to him. "Dva Smirnoff!" Barkov sighs seems Dva was M.I.A, that was new Dva never leaves Barkov's side, then it clicked for Barkov. He had yelled at Dva for something pretty stupid late last night. "Damnit....Dva...." Barkov mutters starting to climb the stairs to the roof. "Dva....Dva....Dva" he shakes his head "I'm sorry....mhm, I apologize for getting ma- no...mhm how does one apologize" he sighs seeing Dva standing on the roof with binoculars. "Dva, you weren't my morning wake up call? Everything okay?" Barkov was hesitant to get closer "Mhm? Oh sorry Sir, I uh....was doing security....things" Dva turns to face Barkov as he plastered a smile on his face. "You used to say that when you were first attaching yourself to my side" Barkov crosses his arms "Now if I didn't know any better you knew I'd follow you to the roof and your planning on pushing me off" "No! I'd never do that! You mean too much for me to kill you" Dva's smile turned into a frown "Ah, so I mean something to you" Barkov teases, he knew about Dva's obsession and he that it was neat having someone who would follow him to the end no matter what he did.

Dva adjusted his mask "Yes, sir...you mean quite a lot to me" "Take it off" "Excuse me?" "Take the mask off" Barkov repeats tilting his head watching Dva slowly remove his mask his scars were the same as Odin's. "Mhm, how a moment of anger can change someone's face so fast" Barkov walks closer so he could examine the scars better "I uh... forgive you, I know you didn't mean it. You were pissed off and it was an accident" Dva says softly a true smile appearing on his face "I apologize for last night I was tired..." "Already forgotten about it" Dva nods giggling "Your a good man, you got a good heart" Barkov pats Dva's chest "Now Come on, we got a long day ahead of us" "Yes Sir"

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Head empty just Smirnoff twins

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OCs + death + last words

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Odin: Sochi, dawn guns drawn

Dva: your on

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Look Nikita aka Mama Smirnoff, after Yannik died had to raise her kids ALONE, six fucking kids, two 17 year olds, two 14 year olds and two 11 year olds. She made sure when Odin and Dva started getting contracts that they weren't going to scammed, she also made sure they had everything they needed. She kept tabs on Yankov's eye just in case his sight came back. One Christmas Pavel ran away and she look for him and when she found she carried him home, like when he was little. She fully supported when Valentina wanted to get a job. She bought Igor his first computer.

She is an amazing mother and wish she killed Yannik instead of Odin. There is more, she stabbed two robbers in the neck 🤌

There is even more but this is where I'm stopping This post

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15 year old Odin pointing a gun at Dva

15 year old Dva pointing a gun at Ofin

Their dad: any movement fire

Odin: Yes sir

Dva nervous: Y-Yes Sir

Dva moves an inch

Odin fires and barely misses

Their dad: Perfect Odin

Odin moves

Dva fires and misses by a foot

Their dad: Dva...I am disappointed

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Three people and the lullaby their moms used to sing to them

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Original Dva and Barkov be like

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Good!Dva Coughing:

Good!Dva: At this point I'll be in a coffin

Zebra team: I-

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Joker dance but its Dva

HAHAHAHA yes, just him dancing downstairs and Barkov is like “Are you done having your supervillain moment?„

And Dva is just like “No my dear not yet„