#durts

[wololo-01]

Not coloring this lol (except the mug-

[hahalera1]

Love drawing autumn heh

There are a lot of pictures with Curtipan in this topic ":3

[kykyhich]

Another AU art eah.

Dave as a necromancer and Burt as a vampire.

[anoes1s]

I need her to be insane

[j-cay]

comm

[ghostofgaster]

I am going to kill them with hammers

[jolliejackdaw]

It came to me in a dream

[depraved-love]

Jude x Cardan x F!Reader

This is absolutely criminally underdone! Who doesn't want to be loved on by these two?

Let’s say this is after the Battle of the Serpent, but before Oak’s mission, eight years of relative peace, right? More than enough time for Jude and Cardan to experiment.

And so it happened that when one of the influential families introduced their daughter, both Jude and Cardan fell, both fell hard.

Cardan fell first. He’s a passionate man, and his relationship with Jude proves that. Plus, he knows Jude’s type, and this girl is it. He spent the evening sweet-talking her, much to the terror of everyone else, especially when they saw the cold look in the High Queen’s face. They had no idea she had fallen for them, too. Cardan knew her type very well, and she fit it. Watching her husband dote on the girl the same way he doted on Jude? Well, that brought up intense and lovely memories.

You’d probably be a little afraid... they have a reputation, after all, and your family warned you. After the ball, you’d probably ask not to come to the High Court anymore, but that isn’t an option, is it? You can be your family’s ticket to proper status.

And so, during frequent visits, you’d receive almost undivided attention from each of them. Cardan would stick to his famous arrogant persona, but in such a way that it’s easy to see through, at least easy enough for you to notice how almost clingy he can get. Jude isn’t as easy to read, though, and she’s probably giving her husband a good talking-to for just how easy he is. But it does happen that your family is given more responsibilities, taking you even closer to the court.

This "courting" would last maybe a year or two, depending on how long it takes for you to play along until the point comes when you’re summoned alone.

“I’m sure you’ve noticed the way my husband and I… show our affection. There’s no need to be coy about it. We love each other, yes, but there’s also a certain curiosity here, a desire. Don’t pretend you don’t notice it.”

“We find ourselves hoping, dear [Reader], that you’ll join us. Not just as a guest, but as something... more. Perhaps our consort? The idea has its allure, don’t you think?”

Jude would fry him with her look ,such a way to come on too strong! Well, but you certainly can’t refuse the High King and Queen, right?

You’d quickly find yourself moving to the palace and spending more and more time in their presence. Slowly, the affection starts growing more and more.

A wedding would probably be off-limits; they are each other’s only husband and wife, but you certainly are no pet or toy. You’d find yourself with a role according to your expertise.

Are you a good tactician? You’ll be joining Grima Mog. A great musician? The Court can never have enough entertainment. A skilled blacksmith? A new one is very much needed!

Their affection wouldn’t be too public, but in those private moments, you could barely guess you weren’t part of this love story from the start.

We all know they are kinky. Not dangerously kinky, but kinky.

The usual dynamic would be Jude/You/Cardan. It wouldn't be that way all the time but a good portion of your intimacy.

Cardan is a bottom-leaning switch for sure; when he's dominant, he's sadistic as fuck, and when he's bottom, he's a brat. Truly an interesting mix.

Jude is more top-leaning, though; she also isn't far from sadism, but as Cardans is loud and proud, hers is quiet, taunting, and preplanned.

You and Cardan would 100% surprise Jude in the bedroom waiting for her in some color-coordinated lingerie; bonus points if the two of you are cuddling and he has his tail wrapped around you. You can expect a lot of hand and teeth marks all over you from that.

Of course you can also be a punishment to Cardan if he really fucks up. Jude might tie him up by the bed in some soft rope and then take you all for herself. She might use his favorite toys on you. (Vivien was kind enough to show them a special little shop in the city.)

ABSOLUTELY NO WHIPS IN THE BEDROOM. Just no.

Besides their common kinks. (knife play…) Cardan adores dirty talk, and Jude enjoys a good deal of breath play.

They are both quite flexible, so suppositions are no issue, but in the end, nothing beats the closeness of the three-way spoon.

[faggotstump]

Does anyone ever think about t.he fucking Youngblood Chronicles

[nightmaresyrup]

Tired but have a bleppy reindeer.

[wololo-01]

Dancing ✨💙🧡

[hahalera1]

I want to post a couple of arts from Twitter here too :3

Snowdrift

[kykyhich]

Random gift for @hahalera1

[terryblethings]

Had to do one of these for my current OTP :)

[j-cay]

Durt sketch