#durian the smol

[dannylovesstuff]

Random head canons I have

Roguefort

— i do think they do have a day time job wen they are not doing heist.

— roguefort has a good relationship with Colby jack cheese but it been years they haven’t seen each other but still thinks he’s a good boy

— roguefort has a apartment that he lives as a normal cookie

— they stash all the stolen goods in the old bleu’s mansion

— they cover for timekeeper sometimes if she’s off doing some doing chaos ( but sometimes croissants expose them)

— they use the daggers they have to defend themselves incase someone attack them

— roguefort in disguise do the part very well even mimic all the actions of that person do ( even if that person can be some over grown child that surprised they will do it )

— they use smoke booms a lot

— even if walnut chase them trying to arrest them, they care for her. Even that one time she collapsed in exhaustion they put her somewhere that her dad or anyone could find her

Pitaya dragon cookie

— they sleep a lot under the sun ( and be the part of the reason why hollyberry call them a lizard)

— pitaya has the ability to change there size and body, like it take a lot of power to put on shape but wen seen it true hight as a cookie they are smol. ( as well would gain or lose scales or wings to fit in as a cookie)

— pitaya got bit to addicted to berry juice so at times they sneak in and try to steal some.

— hate Dino-sour cookie cuz he say they are not actual dragon ( that piss then off real bad )

— visit snap dragon to see how they are doing and train them a bit on dragons stuff

— they act like a cat sometimes but don’t show it

—they love to hang around in the hollyberry kingdome more than the dragon valley

— the cut tail of there’s tells secrets about pitaya, they get angry and embarrassed about it

Ananas dragon cookie

— They every day they fly around the sodie Islands like some security to see everything in order

— the manager of the summer fest had gone to ananas personally to ask there permission to host the festival in there lands, they successfully did it but with a deal

— they hang around in the mango tribes and relax, they treat them as always a special guest

— they can see lychee dragon right through her deception and lies ( cuz they had to deal with them more )

— they do have a pride ego but the only few exceptions… mango being around

— they enjoy listening to mango and do understand his quick speech

— ananas absolutely hate the durian pirates because they ruined there lands and they try to steal them once

— they have a lot of pet lemurs

Shadow milk

— they can mimic voices without flaw but he chose to make it annoying

— before became the shadow milk he love to tell puns but was terrible at it so he always practice it , the light witch love those puns

— shadow milk can’t see well from a far at all so he has a blind spot but don’t saying anything that give it away

— he can see everything in pure vanilla soul jam so he is aware of everything

— probably his sharp weapon he can turn his staff into is a scythe

— he love to nag mystic flour a lot

— shadow milk get a long well with silence salt even before they became beasts

— shadow milk had a great relationship with the light witch ( and he knew well where it can hurt her the most )

— shadow milk long with the other beast kill off all the light witch coven members and her other cookie creations leaving behind a massacre of blood and strawberry jam

[dorthian]

why was no one making a big deal about ethan and dorian's height difference?

[hardhedgehoglife]

“Are you my mom?” (If you don’t know, this is a durian fruit).

[bookofmirth]

Please designate what type of fruit each acotar character is and why. I’ll start: Eris is Durian cause he talks so much bullshit he probably has a stank ass breath.

As with most things on my blog today, I'm gonna thank @technotzar @evalinashryver @symphonyofbleedingshadows @exiledelain and @hellacioushag for helping with this but also blame Kara for sending it in the first place.

Feyre - Apple. Simple, nutritious, utilitarian, you can carry it around for when you need a healthy, supportive snack

Rhysand - Pomegranate. Dark, mysterious, take a bit of work to get inside

Nesta - Coconut. Hard on the outside, tasty and complex inside

Elain - Strawberries. Cute, smol, come from flowers

Cassian - Banana. Simple, long boi

Azriel - Pineapple. Pokes things. Alternatively a jackfruit. Because of jacking. Off.

Mor - Orange. Bright and fresh and full of Vitamin C

Amren - Tomato. Is she a fruit? Or a vegetable? Science says fruit but we are unsure.

Lucien - Peach. Lovely colors, bruises easily.

Helion - Passionfruit. Colorful, gooey inside.

Gwyn - Blueberry. Smol and cute and full of healthy antioxidants. My favorite fruit.

Tamlin - Grapefruit. Is he sweet or? TBD, we just can't over that bitter taste.

Emerie - Plum. Firm yet sweet.

Beron - Lemon. Only useful when squeezed.

Vassa - Raspberry. Only good to eat for a limited window of time. Pay attention or you'll miss it.

Jurian - Elderberry. How old is this human, anyway?

Nuala and Cerridwen - Cherry. Usually depicted as a pair.

Eris - according to @tealnymph24 Dragonfruit. Stylish but a little scary on the outside and you're not exactly sure how to approach him. But once you get past his intimidating exterior, he is delicious and sexy on the inside.

[1-800-i-ship-it]

4, 6, 33, 35 for the tog asks? ☺️

4. Character you think is underrated?

hmm miseng! shes a smol but she has grown so much and is v capable <3 

6. Favorite pages ?

oh s3 ep 66 the hug scene, also the scene with karaka talking about the ladle and saying its for ramen or something, hell joe vs karaka in terms of watching anime vs watching the news, khun: “i was never educated,” when bam comes up with his own move for the first time, when khun, bam and rak first meet, khun’s handshake with bam, wangnan giving jinsung lollipops, that scene with bam standing up to rachel, jinsung telling bam he wants him to be happy 

33. Any Headcanons?

again im too lazy to type them out so here are some links xD

dad!jinsung w/ bam

eduan modern bf headcanons

khun/bam modern bf headcanons

+ rak likes bananas and wangnan likes durians and probably some others im forgetting haha

35. Khun or Bam

Khun (im sorry bam xD) 

[mozambiquedragonlloigor]

A smol Cautic HC

Imaging Caustic has a daughter(original idea belongs to @apexlegendsimagines) · He once said he would never experiment on children, but now he somehow wants to do it against his moral laws; · He went to an orphanage, pretended to be a nice potential parent and sorting through all children inside the orphanage… “who will be the lucky one?” · He finally chose you, the “perfect, innocent”fit for a test subject; yet you didn’t know what will happen on you, you just ate a sweet candy from your new father and felt forward to your new life--you normally wouldn’t get any candy from the care keepers in the orphanage. · On the way home Caustic had been thinking about how to “experiment” you; which type of gas? He had so many ideas in mind, and can’t wait to test how deadly those ideas were. However the way you smiled at him, and the cute ask about “Can I have more candies, papa?” triggered something soft inside his stone cold heart. · He wanted to raise you as if you’re his daughter, though there were some fights between the angel and devil in his mind, he finally determined that he wanted a sibling. “At least for now, I can still do experiments on her later on, can’t I,” he confronted himself, “I’m still the deadliest, cold-blooded scientist on earth.” · Despite the fact that you misrecognized his gas bottles as magical spray and tried to spray it on yourself to become a fairy, he was quite happy about how you behave submissively like a test subject. He didn’t know you had been abused by elder orphans quite often in the orphanage, and his arrival saved you from “hell.”

· Nights are tough for both of you. Caustic often gets exhausted after a day’s work, with the extra burden of taking care of you, the stupid human cub, and he NEEDS THAT PRECIOUS SLEEP TIME while you’re scared of your nightmares and wants to sleep together. · Cautis then remembers he needs to take shower more often otherwise he smells like he’s from the dirtiest sewerage. He dragged his “malfunction” body and muscles to take a shower and unwillingly hug you to sleep. · Surprisingly, the milky smell of your hair shampoo he just bought quickly calms his mind and body, he falls asleep faster than usual, dreaming of unicorns flying in his poisonous gas with rainbows behind them. *He will prob wake up with some serious headache: WTF DID I JUST DREAM OF. · You often dream of yellow marshmallow clouds and invite your papa in a poofy white lab coat to picnic, but those marshmallows smell like farts-- “SHARP ODOR SMELL”, you papa correct you with a distant voice in your dream.

· You thought he WAS the best father ever in the world until you found out he used to want to experiment on you. · You were stunned · You looked at your “papa” with tears in your eyes, he quickly threw you an ugly and sinful smile and tossed you his nox gas grenade. · SMELLS AWFUL, you thought you were going to die. · BUT wait...it smelled like...condensed durian? · You kept coughing but still was able to breathe, and you found a handmade durian cake inside the grenade shell. · You smiled, tho still coughing, believing you have the best papa in the world.

[sunflower-riki]

@jay-durian "smol baby don't break her heart"

Tears are useless anyway🥺🥺

Bye y'all- am going thru a "I LOVE ASH" period of life-

Hey ash, I saw these on some other post so I wanted to ask you this as well

1) Which member of enha does your moots resemble (?)

2) The energy your moots radiate...?

1. I had answered a similar one but I'll put it here again lol (I didn't mention Kate cause it seems like she has deactivated her acc)

Heeseung: @hee-pster

Jay: @penny-quinn

Jake: @criceofpain

Sunghoon: @skyaura-koo

Sunoo: @sierrawr

Jungwon: @moon-2005

Niki: @simpforhoon

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2.

@hee-pster - international player 🙂

@penny-quinn - energetic and funny asf 😂

@criceofpain - looks like a cinnamonroll, could kill you 💀

@skyaura-koo - looks like a cinnamonroll, is a cinnamonroll 🙈

@sierrawr - cute lil sunshine 🥰

@moon-2005 - smol baby, don't break her heart 🥺🥺

@simpforhoon - silent supporter 🐧💗

@laetishasha - too shy to say anything 🥴

[crowwhodraws]

My basic OCs

Fuck guys, I just want to scream about my OCs and love them and draw them because I only have like 3 that aren’t my RP children and all 3 are queer poc.

Tsuriai- a salty reinstated magical girl who is genderfluid and sexually open.  10/10 will kick your ass.  The only one with a linear story 

Maddy Sukunami- smol black/Japanese nerdass with at least 1 lame/prosthetic leg depending on the au.  She’s shy, quiet, sheltered, and a computer/tech genius.  Always ends up with Durian in every au

Durian Huerta- giant bi latino who is gentle and charismatic and creative.  He’s musically inclined, paints, has trauma-induced epilepsy, is a great kickboxer.  Lesbian moms.  Test tube baby.  Always ends up with Maddy

[ryoalouette]

Since Osafune, always think of them as Kitchen Staff hahaha, especially since there’s Azuki.

Micchan is obviously the Head Chef (all power to the cook! Kiss the cook! :D <3), all decisions about meals go through him. So all power go to the chef (unless you’re the saniwa). He’s the non-mean Touken Ranbu version of Gordon Ramsay LOL. Azuki be the pantry chef, and Kenshin be the permanent kitchen hand. The boi is responsible just like that.

Koryuu and his dad Nya have different roles too: Koryuu can find a lot of different food of other culture (which meant food that are alien to the toudanshi lol - imagine them looking at durian. What the hell is this spiky fruit asdfhgk) while Nya is more of a food presentation sorta thing. He’s good in presenting, otherwise he won’t have that ‘museum curator’ air around him. Every food presented by Nya be look like from a fancy restaurant.

Kitchen hands can be other than Osafune, but those who are not Osafune, the duty always rotates since since when 5 people can feed 50+ people inside the Citadel in such a short time;; Imagine the preparations - if it’s only 5 people doing the preparations, then they’d die of exhaustion. Like a lot of other fans out there, I imagine that Hasebe makes mean udon, Kasen is a decent cook, Houchou and Sayo also can help in cutting since they’re too smol to reach the stove.

[becumsh]

big mood

Recent Donnie's Instagram post and him being a cute, excited smol bean and the cake that looks like a durian, have you seen anything more Pure

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Omg durian u smol

what is the point of making parking free if no one can get out of their houses,,, i am goddamn fourteen and even i have senses

[kvths]

20 questions, 20 answers

thank you to my smols @teamom and @studylilacs for tagging me <3

rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better.

name: sandy (i dislike my name)

nickname(s): sand, sandu, sanddune, sandapl etc etc.

zodiac sign: gemini .... (yesterday i did a compatibility test and ofc i’m barely compatible with any of the other signs rip typical gemini)  

height: 5′3″ or something like that

orientation: something along the lines of bi + grayace

nationality: i’m chinese-canadian (i’m chinese but i was born in canada)

favorite fruit: I LOVE FRUIT any fruit really ... but a few favs would be watermelon, mango, durian (it stANK but it taste good oka y), blueberries etc..

favorite season: autumn, my guy

favorite book: i’m too indecisive to have a favourite whoops

favorite flower: i love flowers they’re so beautiful i can’t pick only one :’// a few would be peonies, camellias, lilies, magnolias, frangipanies, freesias and lilacs

favorite scent: well for me,, something soft and warm?? if cuddles could be a scent that’s what it would be?? with notes of sandalwood and something slightly floral, not too overpowering.

favorite color: being vague,, certain shades of blue and pink. but i love black .. but that’s a shade whoops

favorite animal: but i love animals :’/ uhh lets see... a lot of my favs are felines or canines so like; snow leopards, lynxes, wolves and foxes. but i also love my og panda bear :’/

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: i’m gucci with all 3 but i drink coffee and tea a lot more than hot chocolate.

average hours of sleep: um... idk it depends lmao

cat or dog: *insert why not both meme*

favorite fictional character: oh my god i had to answer a question like this for another tag i did on my anime blog and just ... wow okay it’s super long because i’m Extra... ima copy and paste;

anime characters: - my og fav girl sakura // naruto - my og fav boy sasuke // naruto - yamuraiha // magi - morgiana // magi - hakuryuu // magi - yona // akatsuki no yona - okuni // rengoku ni warau - baren // rengoku ni warau - shirasu // donten ni warau - oikawa // haikyuu - kuroo // haikyuu - almost everyone from pandora hearts um .. - i have more but this is getting long rip game characters: - kairi // kingdom hearts - aqua // kingdom hearts - riku // kingdom hearts - lunafreya // ffxv - noctis // ffxv - max // life is strange - chloe // life is strange - tifa // ffvii - cloud // ffvii - yuna // ffx

- this is all i can name off the top of my head lol

general characters: - moana // moana - sophie // howl’s moving castle - howl // howl’s moving castle - calcifer // howl’s moving castle - …… markl // howl’s moving castle i love howl’s moving castle okay leavijfiasjdiasd - marnie // when marnie was there - mulan my og // mulan - hana // wolf children - kermit the frog // muppets (okay listen i have like 100 kermit reaction pics on my phone i asidhais love him.. my son) - others i probably forgot idk

number of blankets you sleep with: like ... one lol

dream trip: again... i did this in another tag so i’m gonna copy and paste bc it’s kind of long lol;

oh boy,, okay i really want to travel so i want to go everywhere basically … but the first few places i want to go to first are;

- korea - japan - hawaii - italy - thailand - indonesia - spain - england - greece - greenland - iceland - morocco - egypt

blog created: uhHhhHhhHh 2015 or 2016 idk something like that

number of followers: -1 i have no friends :/

I’m tagging: @ffsnamjoon // @rosymyg // @junglecork // @iget7 // @agustdia // @sugaredmarbles // @hyunqvwon // @jiminssi // @study-ksj // @sugadaddykook // @playboyjungkook // @jwimins // @jiminslilmonster // @innohurry // and idk whoever else lmao i dont got friends :’)

[bambamismywife]

“Get To Know Me Better Tag”

Thank you @myangelbammie97 for never leaving me out of these tags :’D 

Name: Ivy or Vy (my Viet name)

Nicknames: (Poison Ivy but I have bad memories with that name), Solar (gamer name), Ivysaur, Bulby, Oompa Loompa (Nickname from my aunt because I'm chubby and smol), Bubby/Buddy, and Shorty.

Zodiac Sign: Taurus (^∇^).

Height: 5ft or 152.4cm

Favorite Fruit: I LOVE FRUIT so...I have more than one. Persimmon, Mango, Longan, Durian, Dragonfruit, and Rambutan. 

Favorite Season: Winter.

Favorite Color: Pastel colors. Especially green/blue/purple.

Favorite Animal: Foxes, Seals, and Otters.

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: I like all of them but I prefer tea, especially milk tea.

Average sleep hours: 5-8 hours..?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cat or Dog person: I like both but I grew up with doggos. I really want a Shiba Inu or Husky.

Favorite fictional character: DEFENDER OF JUSTICE, GOD SEVEN ZERO SEVEN!!! (Mystic Messenger 707)

Number of blankets you sleep with: I have 1 huge blanket and two smaller ones.

Dream trip: To go on a world tour with my family!

Blog created: August 2016

Number of followers: As of April 11th, 2017...107 followers.

Dream Job: To be a k-pop idol but to be more realistic, a professional gamer or game developer...maybe even voice actor :D

Tagging: @eclipsewastaken1, @kunpimoody, @cutepimook, @milk-tuan, @mintyugbam, @lomlbambam, @ anyone else who wants to do it. Just say I tagged you. You are not forced to do this tag ^_^

[rawringryu]

Rules | Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

Tagged by: I was tagged by @glass-oceans and then by @isharan 

Name: A Chinese Name

Nicknames: Ryu or Rue

Zodiac sign: Cancer, alternatively my Chinese Zodiac year is the Dragon

Height: I am a smol

Orientation: Bisexual

Nationality: Malaysian

Favorite fruit: Give me the rambutans, longans, lychees and durians you can’t make me pick

Favorite season: The equator does not have seasons it’s summer all year round we die like men

Favorite book: The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman, Colourless Tsukuru Tazaki and his years of Pilgrimage by Haruki Murakami, American Gods by Neil Gaiman, anything Neil Gaiman tbh, but lately I’ve been reading more fics than books. 

Favorite flower: Red Spider Lilies

Favorite scent: The scent of my bed

Favorite color: Red

Favorite animal: Lions and Snakes

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: I drink all but I prefer hot cocoa because I’m self indulgent

Average sleep hours: Uhhh, 4-5?

Cat or dog person: I own a cat but I really want a dog too

Favorite fictional character: I have so many?? But current obsession is Kylo Ren

Number of blankets you sleep with: I have two of the thickest and flufffiest blankets you can find in the market even tho it is summer all year round, I am a blanket monster leave my blanket fetish out of this

Dream trip: I’m achieving my dream trip to the UK this May, but I’d really like to go to Japan and America one day

Blog created: I’ve been lurking around for 5 years now don’t judge, I just have a bad case of social anxiety and Kylux is the first time I’ve ever interacted with anyone on tumblr. Alternatively I have an art blog that I made I think 6 months ago, it has more followers than my main blog and I am forever appreciative of that.

Number of followers: Main blog: 156  @rawringryu-arts : 224 20 people to tag? I don’t know if I know that many ppl here :’D I’ll just tag people I’d like to know better @magicandmalice @randomingoftherandomness @ottenebrare @kaicef @luoham I’m sorry but tagging always makes me nervous because idk ANYONE her *cries*

[ouslycuri]

Here I am again. I have been tagged this time by the one and only, @dammit-sherlock-its-greg thank you, my friend. These are really fun ^_^ Answer 11 questions, make 11 more. Tag someone? 1. Name a local delicacy. How much do you like it? Well, the most recent that I've seen is probably Durian. I, personally, cannot stand the smell of it, but taste wise it's not bad. 2. Why Tumblr? Why tumblr, you ask? I say, good sir, why (insert name of country the reader is currently residing on.) Why English? Why social media? Why these theories on how corrupt everything is, yet none strive to reach nirvana you all cry so desperately for. So much so, the heavens wail at thou to cease thy attemp-- @lolitajakez made me download it. 3. How organised is your room rn? 1/10? I give myself a solid 8.4. 4. Job experience? Cleaning, cooking (imagine an unmarried housewife.) 5. What are you wearing? Jeans. A hoodie. 6. Smol puppers or great big puppers? LISTEN TO ME. ALL PUPPERS ARE TOO INNOCENT AND PURE. PROTECT. ALL. MY ANSWER IS ALL THE PUPPERS. 7. Duct tape or masking tape? Duct, cause I ain't no fake bitch with a mask. (*dodges tomatoes thrown at extremely lame joke*) 8. Rice or noodles? Hmm. Both, but if I could only eat one for the rest of my life,, rice. 9. What do you like to do in your free time? I am a gamer, so that one thing. Other than that, usually just watch anime. 10. Preferred sleeping and waking time. 12-1:00 and 6:00. Gives me time to contemplate my existence and battle the crippling depression and straight up tiredness forcing me to have a debate on whether or not I can risk not getting up yet. Well. At least I plan ahead. 11. Ice cream flavours. Discuss. I can't lie. I usually opt for vanilla. Though, I will not oppose a sherbet if offered (who would deny any ice cream if offered tbh) -- 1. Would you consider yourself and optimist or a pessimist? 2. I gotta know, hogwarts house? 3. What did you think you wanted to be as a kid VS what you aim to do now? (career wise) 4. If you had the chance to be immortal, would you take it? Elaborate. 5. Kitty or puppers? 6. Bread or rice? 7. If there is one question you could have 100% fact, truthfully answered, be it religious, scientific, or downright future talk, what would it be? 8. Fill in the blank. "I have no idea how your _____ ended up in the ____." 9. Tell me some words *you'd* use to describe what you feel when around someone you dislike. No wordhippo, peeps. 10. Do you prefer cold weather over hot? Or vice versa? 11. Show me images with your favorite colors in there. And not just some color splat, something interesting to see. As for who I tag... @lolitajakez @vegetarianwolf18 @toekneeeeeee @cloudseokjin @vhenansandviscounts @ryderokami Have fun with this, guys :)

[calculamb-blog]

~ alphabet tag ~

tagged by niccstudies (thanks nicole!!)

A - age: 19 

B - biggest fear: tbh... failure, heights, drowning, and sometimes people bc i have social anxiety (but that doesnt mean i hate ppl lol idk how to explain it)

C - current time: 3:24 pm. i just came home from my last class yo!

D - drink you last had: ~water~ 

E - everyday starts with: worrying/thinking abt my classes for the day, if it’s not a schoolday, i just go straight to the internet lmao

F - favourite song: it changes all the time. rn it’s “absolutely” by ra ra riot 

G - ghosts, are they real?: maybe?? i’ve never seen one tho so it’s 50-50

H - hometown: a smol city in the philippines :) 

I - in love with: voltron, bts, my friends, my family, my phone, my bed lol, friday afternoons, semi-spicy food and books!!

J - jealous of:��ppl who live in countries with 4 seasons lol, smart ppl, ppl with no anxiety issues, and ofc rich ppl

K - kill(ed) someone: i ‘kill’ myself every now n then not literally tho... i think ya know what i mean [winky wonk]

L - last time I cried: yesterday. i listened to this 1 sentimental song n it reminded me of my old friends and!! i miss them so much!!

M - middle name: dont have one

N - number of siblings: 1 annoying younger sister

O - one wish: to become a person content n happy with what she has in life

P - person you last called/texted: a classmate (abt a difficult quiz we just had lmao you know how those convos go)

Q - question you’re always asked: if i’m a high school student... ppl always mistake me for a 14/15 yr old (chronic baby face)

R - reason to smile: the fact that one bad day in my life now wont really matter ten yrs from now (that’s a fact my pals)

S - song last sang: cypher pt 3 - bts (i didnt rly get the lyrics correctly it’s a difficult song to sing plus, it’s mostly rap so...)

T - time you woke up: 7:40 am i think?

U- underwear colour: peach 

V - vacation destination: japan, canada, and space bc why not

W - worst habit: drumming on my desk/any table with my fingers whenever there’s a song stuck in my head 

X - x-rays you’ve had: when i was 4 i broke my chin n they had to xray me for that one

Y - your favourite food: tbh i love all food except durian and greens. i love love looove chicken, waffles and semi spicy food 

Z - zodiac sign: i’m a capricorn!!

(these were fun to answer 🐣 

i’m tagging: @hobifulstudies @studyingboba @studei @studyingsesh @logarlthms @studyingdaisies @holocrams @uspblr @izzystudies @analyctics @carefreestudy @solarestudies @medkip )