#durex hiring 50 condom testers to try out their thinnest ever sheath

[thekillingfloor]

New Holiday.

I just had an email announcing ‘giftober’… Old Navy.

It’s “cocktober”, convince me otherwise.

- it’s the month when all the nascent cocks fall off of trees and at the end of the month their ghosts enter into slutty cheerleaders or slutty nurses or, slutty anythings.

This post just keeps getting more gross the longer I think about it…

Little tiny penis corpses, flying around with eyeball halos… the man with one eye is king, in the land of the blind…

On another note, who thinks Christina Ricci effed Devon Sawa as a result of the movie Casper the friendly ghost? And, b question, which era Christina Ricci? Black Snake Moan era… would be my go to but like… that’s a college hookup after graduation and the other person goes to out of state-state college in like Muskogee or some shit… for sure.

I digress. It just gets worse.

And now I’m looking at poor Casper and I am feeling a deep sympathy for his plight, as a child of ghost.

[downapp]

And maybe a pack of durex cause your bestie’s gonna need it now 😉

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Durex hiring 50 condom testers to try out their thinnest-ever sheath | In Trend Today

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Durex hiring 50 condom testers to try out their thinnest-ever sheath | In Trend Today

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Durex hiring 50 condom testers to try out their thinnest-ever sheath | In Trend Today

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