#duncerra

[tylejandro]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Total Drama (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alejandro Burromuerto/Katie, Izzy/Sadie (Total Drama), Duncan/Tyler (Total Drama), Devon "DJ" Joseph/Lindsay, Beth/Sierra (Total Drama), Noah/Owen (Total Drama), Alejandro Burromuerto/Sadie, Izzy/Lindsay (Total Drama), Duncan/Noah (Total Drama), Katie/Owen (Total Drama), Lindsay/Sierra (Total Drama), Devon "DJ" Joseph/Tyler, Duncan/Sierra (Total Drama), Beth/Izzy (Total Drama), Owen/Tyler (Total Drama), Devon "DJ" Joseph/Sadie, Beth/Katie (Total Drama), Alejandro Burromuerto/Noah Characters: Alejandro Burromuerto, Katie (Total Drama), Izzy (Total Drama), Sadie (Total Drama), Duncan (Total Drama), Tyler (Total Drama), Devon "DJ" Joseph, Lindsay (Total Drama), Beth (Total Drama), Sierra (Total Drama), Noah (Total Drama), Owen (Total Drama) Additional Tags: Drabble Collection, Shuffle Challenge, iPod Meme, Inspired by Music Series: Part 8 of Total Shuffled Summary:

18 pairings, 18 drabbles, 18 songs.

Wherein I chose a pairing, put my music playlist on shuffle, then write a drabble for them in the time it takes for the song to play all the way through. This features 12 characters, included in three drabbles each. Not all drabbles are of equal quality, but all have been edited to be good for reading. Some drabbles also push the T rating: read with discretion.

[real-total-drama-takes]

save me duncerra, save me

[multiplemike]

Sierra Ships for the Soul

[td-hateblog]

d.uncney, g.wuncan, d.eather, duncerra, duncody dunnoah, s.coey, d.ott, scottkota, scott maria, mott (also known as s.cike) and j.ott

you pick 5 to defend you while the rest try to destroy you. which ones are you picking?

[td-hateblog]

but there’s so many good m/f duncan ships 🤪 you’re just focusing on the popular ones 😋 theres duncshawna, duncsay, duncizzy, duncerra, jocan, duncella, duncsanders, and how can you forget the cult classic that’s dundie?! the list is endless bestie!!🥳

can we all just admit that all m/f ships with duncan in them are bad?

dun¢ney is either predictable or toxic,

gwunc@n fucking sucks.

d€ather is just hetreo dunnoah for edgy alt teens but some of you aren’t ready for that conversation.

d°ey is just dun¢ney but blander. people that hate how zoeys personality revolved around mike and try to correct that by...making her revolve around another guy? i’ll pass

also courtney, gwen, heather and zoey are all lesbians.

[multiplemike]

I'm an avid Duncerra shipper now ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙

[td-hateblog]

ok so let’s start with total drama world tour. there’s a whole lot to fix there. for starters let’s keep all the attention on duncan. that sexy green punk with the long torso. i think he should be the sexy love interest because he’s so hot and sexy and bad and evil. he’s a bad boy and everyone swoons for him cause he’s so sexy. (think alejandros plot but it’s duncan so he’s sexier of course) instead of being kicked out in the second episode he stays for the entire season cause god knows we need more duncan. we can never get enough duncan am i right? daddy duncan is so important to the plot and we need him in every episode so he can be an angsty homophobic bad boy that forces his misogyny into every girl because he’s so sexy.

i think courtney and gwens entire plot should revolve around duncan (because he’s so sexy and cool) every confessional gwen and courtney have should be about duncan. i think the love triangle should happen early and last longer (the same way sitcoms have those “2 dates on the same night” trope, but it lasts half the season) i think sierra should’ve had a crush on duncan instead of cody (because duncan is sexier and hotter and badder) she dyes her hair greenand gives herself piercings to match his (they get infected but daddy duncan heals them with his sexiness don’t worry) heather aslo had the rivals to lovers lot with duncan because duncan is so sexy and irresistible and god knows all the sexual tension heather and duncan had. duncan’s got 4 bad bitches pining for him right? life is good for him. but what about cody? cody has a crush on gwen right? wrong. cody had a crush on duncan, he was just projecting it onto gwen (because duncan is an irresistible bad boy)

so duncan has all of team amazon crushing on him (because he’s so sexy) but team amazon spends the entire season fighting over that cool epic bad boy (who’s sexy) they lose every challenge but duncan has so much charisma and is so amazing and incredible, chris lets duncan’s team (it’s called “team duncan is really really really really hot” in this version) give a specific member of team amazon have immunity (which would go to duncan’s favorite contestant) when ever team amazon had to sing (because this is total drama world tour aka the musical season) the song was always about duncan adn how sexy and cool he is. every time one of team amazon members simp for him he looks for his other teammates (on team duncan is really really really really hot) for validation and they all congratulate him for being an irresistible chad before  immediately sucking him off (because he’s so sexy and every guy in his team is mlm anyway)

duncan sexily swags to the finale for the second time in a row because he’s such a chad and of course he wins. his opponent alejandro (he’s not as sexy as duncan so he doesn’t have a plot the entire season) dies in the finale which leaves duncan with the millions (he gets 100 million instead of 1 million because duncan is so cool and epic) but in the exclusive scene afterwards everyone is still fighting over duncan but duncan uses his sharp smart huge sexy brain to realize that it could all be solved if everyone dated him. so that’s what duncan does (cause there’s more then enough duncan torso to go around) duncney canon, gwuncan canon, deather canon, duncerra canon and hell, even duncody canon! dunnoah can be canon too as a treat. duncan is so sexy and cool and epic just...duncan

everyone’s always saying we need to rewrite total drama to make it better. i say we rewrite it to make it worse

[izzylovestotaldrama]

AHH this is amazing! I love Duncerra

I'm an avid Duncerra shipper now ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙