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[jenny-egbert-blog]

-totally big face palm of life and death if this person is- -

Random Blind I Guess Guy: Hey, Jenny. Have you seen my 15 inched soda?

Me: Dude. It's like, 15 inches. How can you NOT notice that?

Random Blind I Guess Guy: I'm blind, okay?

Me: How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 2 fingers*

Random Blind I Guess Guy: 2

Me: How about now? *holds up 10 fingers*

Random Blind I Guess Guy: 10

Me: -totally big face palm- Then... you aren't blind, dummy

Random Blind I Guess Guy: I AM blind! I cant even see my soda!

Me: Well, maybe you ARE. But you most likely might be blind to observation... Dude, it's like, on the table in front of you.

Random Blind I Guess Guy: Oh. Thanks. See ya around!

Me: dbsfggsvbehvfehbvuehfvfvugx