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It's 2016!!!!!!!! Finally!!! *happy dance* WAIT. O_O THAT MEANS WE HAVE SCHOOL. HELL NAH AM I GOING BACK

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My spare account is lame.... I'm gonna need to do an extreme makeover on my laptop

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Me: I open thee, gate of the water bearer! Aquarius!

Cinna: What the heck are you doing

Me: Reciting a lame Lucy gate opening

*cricket sounds*

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""Say the first phrase you think of out loud"" "Crap! I forgot my phone!" ((laughing in the background)) I don't know why I find this funny- I guess it's too much like me anyway..

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Darn it. I'm at the airport and there is nO INTERNET. Who didn't think of installing internet HERE? I mean, it's the 21'st century for gods sake. NOT the mid sixties.

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Gay or European

Wait what the fuck why am I playing this song

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omigod

omigod its sooo long since i came on here wth

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“”””Your bff saying that she’s watching you from a distance knowing that you dont see her””””

*laughs nervously* Uhm. Are you (the weird words saying stuff) like, a stalker or something? You seem to know whats going on with my worthless life...

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bffles help me the annoying bitch keeps bothering meeeeeeeeeeeeee*voice crack*eeeeeeeeee

Dude. Just... calm down and beat the shit out of her

(bad advice)

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“”””Imagine yourself in the first horror movie that comes to your mind””””

So like, I'm in the walking dead? Coooolll! I bet I can beat all of them beasts and whatever and shit

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Im listening to poker face like a fucking lady gaga fan-

well i DO like her- kinda- but still------

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The word “hot” in hotel caught on fire

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raise your hand if you’re that type person who never knows what the hell is going on

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About That...

Okay, I have a really thought-of-alot question... Cool kids seem to hide their actual personality. Like, maybe a cool kid likes writing and on the outside she would make people think it sucks, just to ‘improve’ her cool status. That is kinda lame if you ask me...

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-totally big face palm of life and death if this person is- -

Random Blind I Guess Guy: Hey, Jenny. Have you seen my 15 inched soda?

Me: Dude. It's like, 15 inches. How can you NOT notice that?

Random Blind I Guess Guy: I'm blind, okay?

Me: How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 2 fingers*

Random Blind I Guess Guy: 2

Me: How about now? *holds up 10 fingers*

Random Blind I Guess Guy: 10

Me: -totally big face palm- Then... you aren't blind, dummy

Random Blind I Guess Guy: I AM blind! I cant even see my soda!

Me: Well, maybe you ARE. But you most likely might be blind to observation... Dude, it's like, on the table in front of you.

Random Blind I Guess Guy: Oh. Thanks. See ya around!

Me: dbsfggsvbehvfehbvuehfvfvugx

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The old man

What the heck. the FUCK. How did he make the people posters or whatever to post this fucking shit thats not even a proper quote?

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What, Eliza

Eliza: Hey Jenny. Jen jen jen jen jen jenny

Jenny: What, Liza? It better not be another question about how to tell John you fucking like him...

Eliza: :O Well... what if it is..?

Jenny: Then I will lock you both in an attic until you both do 'it' like last time. The only reason I let you guys out was because you were begging for waffles and I was in a mood for waffles too, so... yeah.