#dumbass-clackers

[im-in-love-with-bigpauly]

Here's a dream I had last night

it was an interaction between big pauly and Allan while they were babysitting greg. It went something like this:

A: Hey pauly

A: Hey pauly

A: Hey pauly

A: Hey pauly

BP: no

A: ...

A: Hey fatass

BP: What

A: I mean this in like, the most sincere way possible.

BP: what is it?

A: You know how you're always hot?

BP: uhh, yeah?

A: I'm pretty sure it has to do with your weight. You weigh like 200 fucking pounds and always walk around with that stupid ass long sleeve shirt everywhere, not like you have a choice because your dumbass only owns long sleeve shirts. Like, jeezus christ man loose some fucking weight. Not only that but I bet your ass is always sweaty too. Literally, your ass is always sweaty. Your ass is so fucking fat, and not in a good way. If I had a dollar for every time I saw you get up with a sweat mark on your asscheeks, I would have 28 dollars.

BP: you counted?

A: yeah, but anyways. I'm just saying man, you can't go around complaining that it's too hot when you literally look like a fat whale wearing a long sleeve shirt in 69 degree weather in the middle of summer.

BP: atleast I didn't put greg in the fridge

A: fuck you

BP: *gets up and walks away with a sweaty ass that sounds like clackers hitting each other when he walk*

Yeah that's it

[poorlydrawnjosukeh-blog]

Yo, son! I don't mean to sound like a bad father or anything, but your hair is hella weird!

FUCK OFF, OLD MAN! CAN’T YOU GO BE SHITTY SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

@dumbass-clackers

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

Joseph...... muah!!!! ♡

“W-Wait!! Suzi Q, not in front of everyone!!!”

[dailykars]

Can we be friends because I don't think I'm brave enough to fight god

“friends? you shot me into space”

“though I may consider it if you teach me how to take care of this tiny tiny dog…” 

@dumbass-clackers

[askthekujojo]

Oi, Jotaro! Why such a serious face?!

“…or did great-grandma teach you her secret technique?”

[quinnreadsjjba]

A couple chapters later…

Oh yeah, Joseph, you made Caesar eat his words, alright.

Side note, he even took the time to BRAND HIS CLACKERS:

What a dumbass (affectionate).

[prompts-of-a-dreamer]

idk if you're fine with writing for two fandoms in one ask, but if you are, could you please write headcanons w/ Bakugo, Joseph, and Josuke reacting to their s/o wanting to go by an androgynous nickname instead of their birthname? If not, then choosing one or the other is totally cool. Hope you're having a nice day/night/whenever you're reading this <3

I love this idea, they are some of my favorite characters from each fandoms. I’ll just lump them in together in one post. Also, I’m having a fine day, thanks!

Their S/O Goes By an Androgynous NIckname:

1.      Katsuki Bakugo

Bakugo never really calls anyone by their actual names, so it’s not a problem for him.

He’s cool with it, a little indifferent even.

“So you want me to call you (nickname)? Why are you fidgeting over this? Get off my lap, dumbass.”

“Do you want me to refer to you as my ‘partner’ in public?”

‘Dumbass’ and ‘Teddy Bear’ are already androgynous.

It just goes to the list of all the other things he’s called you already.

If he sees someone using your old name and it made you uncomfortable, he’d step in and correct him.

“Actually, they go by (nickname) now.”

And he steps away.

2.      Joseph Joestar

At first he was a bit baffled, because he didn’t think names would matter that much.

You had to repeat it to him multiple times until he gets the idea.

Doesn’t really think much of it, he just “ok”-ed you and started rambling about his Hamon Clacker Balls.

He said he decided to give them names.                                        

He’s thought of ‘Gerald’ and ‘Geraldine’

He asks you if he should name them that or something more inanimate.

It takes him some time until he stops slipping up your name.

But he never blames you for it, he’s trying really hard.

Doesn’t treat you any differently after that, you’re still you to him, no matter what you choose to go by. Unless a huge rock falls on you

3.      Josuke Higashikata

Is being very supportive over this.

He says he’s been thinking of getting an androgynous name, too. But he just never got around.

Asks if you classify as enby and offers you to go out and buy a flag with him.

He’ll also ask if you want to try any of his clothes.

He never slips up, it’s like your request was hardwired into his brain.

Changed all of his status and captions where it says ‘boy/girlfriend’ to ‘partner’

A bit confused whether he should refer to you with this nickname or not when he’s talking to someone else (he thinks it’s intimate).

He asks if you’ve asked everyone else to do this.

Won’t hesitate to correct anyone who uses the wrong name/pronouns.

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Thank you for the request, I hope you like it!

[fluffnstuffjojos]

The Jojo's s/o taking their clothes and mocking them and doing their poses n stuff and cute shit hh

Jonathan

Jonathan’s clothes positively swallow you up, but you know it’s worth it just to see his reaction. When you step into the room he gives you a once over, seemingly confused until you perform one of his classic battle poses. He breaks out in laughter. “I’d dress up as you, but I might rip your clothes,” he teases, instead tugging you into his arms to press a kiss to your nose.

Joseph

Joseph is all for it, in fact, he might have been the one to first suggest it. While his clothes don’t fit you in the slightest, the sight of you trying to wear them is too comical to pass up. He hears your laughter and bursts in to see what all of the ruckus is about. You meet his eyes seriously, whipping out a pair of his clackers to pose dramatically, leaving him curled up on the floor laughing so hard his sides hurt.

Jotaro

The biggest issue you encounter with assuming Jotaro’s identity is securing the hat. He has many coats, pants, and belts, but that hat is his prized possession. You catch him at a time when he’s asleep, stealing it from atop his head and donning it as your own. You poke his cheek and as the disgruntled man returns to consciousness and catches sight of you in his clothes he is confused. “Am I dreaming?” he asks, rubbing at his eyes. “Of course not dumbass, yare yare daze,” you mimic, unable to contain the laughter that spills out of you at the ridiculous nature of your venture.

Josuke

Josuke’s clothes are super baggy on you, not fitting your body quite in the way that they hug his curves. You decide to go all the way, styling your hair into a very shabby, lopsided pomp. When you jump up behind him and poke his cheek he lets out a chuckle turning to look at you with a look of surprise. “Oh, no that pomp is a disgrace, babe. Here, let me help ya,” he offers, sighing when you jump away from his hands dramatically - posing with your hip cocked, one hand under your chin. He breaks into laughter, wiping tears from his eyes. “Still, even without the hair you got me pinned,” he admits.

Giorno

Giorno’s clothes are a bit different than his predecessors as he’s a bit smaller. They’re definitely more revealing in the chest area. He laughs when you stride into his office, posing while pulling at the collar of the jacket to reveal even more skin. “That is actually a really good impression,” he admits, giving you a huge smile of approval. This grin only widens when you produce a flower from a pocket, presenting it to him as he’s done to you many times.

Jolyne

The hair is where you’ve decided to skimp for your Jolyne impression, the clothes are styled correctly and you’re ready to get your pose on in front of your unsuspecting girlfriend. She grins when you walk into the room, posing differently as you walk. “What the hell is this?” she asks, letting out a hearty laugh. You wink at her, throwing a string in her direction in an effort to lasso her. The cheap trick has her rolling, falling out of her chair with laughter.

Johnny

Johnny is surprised to see you walk into the room, wearing his spare hat and all of his clothes. He raises an eyebrow, wondering what you’re up to when you beckon Gyro into the room, posing his classic pose against the man’s leg. Johnny groans when you simply continue to pose, going on until you manage to get a laugh out him. He rolls his eyes, but you can tell he’s secretly amused by the fiasco.

Gappy

Gappy hates when you take his hat, but in this case he doesn’t mind as much. When you walk into the room wearing his sailor outfit, fully completed with the hat he lets out a laugh. You reveal a book from behind you, posing accordingly to deliver your: “What the fuck am I reading?” impression. He breaks into laughter, letting out a snort as he tries to wipe his tears away to catch more of your pose impressions.

[jojoingjoseph]

starplxtinum:

☆             “You think I’m a dumbass?                       I know exactly how you work, old man–I’ve seen you fight before.                       You fight using underhanded tactics,                                                      convince the enemy you’ve lost,                                                                                                  then blindside them.                                   You wouldn’t know the first thing about being a man                         –but I’ll give you credit, you do know a bit about being a lady.”

                Jotaro was too obvious with his ploy, though it was to be expected. Joseph wasn’t an idiot, though he certainly loved playing the fool. Abandoning that plan, he instead decided to keep Star Platinum’s eye on the opposing Joestar, whilst earnestly trying to gather enough power to freeze time. At this rate, merely stalling him would give Jotaro enough time to strike.

                Getting in close worried him, as Star Platinum caught a glint of light nearby the elder Joestar, but with The World backing him, there was no need.

                Rather than moving to the offensive, he further commented,                 “Dunno why you think insulting my looks will make me mad                           ��                                          –I got them from you, asshole.”

                No, his lips didn’t even twitch upwards.              ★

Shit.             SHIT! If nothing else, Joseph learned quickly on acting and playing up a convincing facade as he stood there with that seemingly perpetual grin plastered over his arrogance. He could still salvage this, just because the other knew his particular fighting methods doesn’t mean he could accurately predict what Joseph would do right? All his hopes rested on being able to pull off what he plotted. So far he’s seen what kind of person Jotaro was, big on proving himself a man and while that was all good and dandy, the comment made on Joseph’s ‘disguise’ earned nothing but a balking fit of laughter that actually sounded like a poor attempt at brushing it off judging from how the man’s eyes twitched and the smile threatened to snarl.

★ “ And this is coming from the grandson that likes to pick on his poor grandpa for fun? For shame Jotaro. I’ll give you credit that you know how I work and what I do to get the upper hand. ” Crossing his his arms over his chest, the brunette turned on his heel as if to act aloof when he was trying to get closer to the shiny object with full intention to kick it right at his grandson. Obvious, yes but it gave him the needed distraction to tie that thread onto the string connecting the clackers. “ HEY! AT LEAST I MADE A PRETTY LADY! ”

Perfect! Thank you Jotaro for giving Joseph a reason to act out as he whipped around and kicked the shiny object straight at the other man. A loose knot had been formed while his back was turned, all to try and keep his plans under wraps but the motion made to kick tied the thread securely without breaking it.

★ “ Oh I’m SORRY, I seem to have misheard you! I just said you had a resting bitch face, I never said you were ugly because unlike you- I actually smile! ” His hand was held up right next to his ear as though he misheard, the sarcastic remark attesting he was getting angry. The fact there was no VISIBLE reaction had him drawing his thick brows low, finally putting his plan to action as he pulled out the hidden clackers and infused them with Hamon. “ Alright NOW YOU’VE DONE IT! ”

Reeling his arms, he threw one set at Jotaro, the one that didn’t have the thread attacked, then the other set was hurled at Star. That ghost man HAD to move to catch or block the first set right? Joseph was COUNTING on it to move and let the second pair miss completely and there the thread from his scarf would have a good chance to get caught on Jotaro’s horrid outfit.

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

Joseph!! *he hugs him tightly* I love you! @dissociating-caesar

CAESAR!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

A peach? For me??? Really!!????

Thanks, dude! You’re the absolute best!

ah... do kids even say “dude” nowadays?

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

Hey hows it goin

“Its going GREAT!! Except, uh.. I kinda sorta choked on a gummy worm earlier…”

“Please don’t tell Lisa Lisa, Caesar, OR Suzi Q!! They’ll take away my gummies  :(”

[jojoingjoseph]

Well didn’t he look like a dumbass right then and there, not that it pricked his pride too much considering he had some... extensive knowledge of how things would play out for whatever reason.

★ “ You’re right, I’ll give you that but where would I find a Stand user all the way back in 1938? Even if I had been lucky enough to come across one, what’s stopping them from carving me instead of my clackers? ”

“But you aren’t the only stand user in the world. Could have been done by anyone if you asked the right User.”

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

HEY! My ask box is open, so if you wanna go and ask something, go ahead and do it!

I’ll try my best to answer everything! It just depends on when you ask...

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

Nice headband! Where'd you get it?

“An… old friend of mine gave it to me as a gift.”