#dumbass pumpking

[olivsie]

My pumpking, my pumkingggg youre my dumbass pumpking say it to me. Pumpking, dumbass pumpking, tell your pumpking, that I'm your dumbass

Iiiiiii bet on losing pumpkingsss

I know they're dumb ass

And I pumpkin my place

By the dumb ass

And I'll be be looking in thier pumkpingsss when theyre dumbasssss

I'll be there by their pumpkings

I'm dumbass by their pumpkings

Will you let me, dumbass? Lose on dumbass pumpkingsss i know theyre dumbass and i pumpking my place, by the dumbass

How you'd be pumpking over me in my eyes when i dumbass

Someone to watch me dumbass,

Someone to watch me pumpking

I bet on dumbass pumpkings

- a parody for dumbass pumpking

[do-n0t-enter]

punkimgs

[skittyagain]

wait let me change that dumbass username

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My dumbass pumpking

[knifefangz]

I have just recently started watching hermitcraft and i can only say I Absolutely Adore Mumbo Jumbo. His vibes are just so chill but also completely unhinged and the whole "peace love and plants" thing has made him go feral. He's so smart but also an absolute dumbass. He's such a spoon. He's the only man ever. He's british. I could listen to him for hours. He's a potato. He's a cowboy. He's batman. He will kill you. Peace Love and Plants. Fast and furihorse. He can redstone. Odea. Hermit Challenges! Initiation! Pumpking circle? His weird british words. The "why cobble here?" And "is mumbo a cannibal?" Clips. My favorite thing in the world. How does he do that? I love when he does that. He has so much voice. I would die for him. He's a himbo. He's so creative. Mumbo for major. I love him.

[moonlitcaster]

i always lose my shit reading the name “billy” bevause I SUGGESTED THAT DUMBASSES NAME! its hilarous to me

Oh! Hello there Pumpking!

I didn’t really have a name for him and I like giving characters funny names, thank you by the way!

[offtheheezay]

In your AU what do the characters do in their free time?

ur the; nicest boy SO I HAVE ANSWRES (ill go by crew)

FREDBEARS!! - Fredbear (Flynn) likes to climb on top of the kitchen counters when he’s alone, and he likes crocheting scarves and sweaters!! - Spring Bonnie (Shura) likes paper chains and other arts and crafts, and they love being around Fredbear. - Golden Freddy (Goldie) sits in the back room and reads his books whenever he has time, which is… all the time, until later in my AU - Springtrap (Sergei) actually likes cleaning and starting trash can fires.

FREDDYS!! - Freddy likes dancing and playing Slapjack with Chica and Bonnie. He also likes climbing on kitchen counters and messing around with Foxy. - Bonnie (Benji) likes chilling and turning old guitar strings into earrings. - Chica (Carmen) likes using her pots and pans as drums and baking with Foxy and Freddy. - Foxy (Jasper) is content to relax in Pirate’s Cove or listen to Freddy’s renditions of things that happened in his latest book series. - Marionette (Maryska) has too much free time, so she spends it all taking care of the childrens’ spirits when they get rowdy and leave the bodies they’re sharing. - Mike likes joking around with the animatronics and trying not to die at night. - Phone Guy (Luciano) likes making stupid jokes and bonding with the nightguards.

FREDDYS NUMBER 2!! - Toy Freddy (Theodie) is almost always holed up backstage reading the news or a book. When he’s not, he likes going to Target and buying ridiculous amounts of candles. - Toy Bonnie (Clyde) likes singing showtunes at the top of his lungs and dyeing the others’ hair. - Toy Chica (Carmelita) enjoys learning how to fight, as well as eating cupcakes and hanging out with her brother (Toy Freddy) - Toy Foxy (Merli) always liked to play board games and arcade games. Until the incident. - Mangle (Merli) spends their free time staring at the ceiling and wondering what they did to get here and why nobody is there to help them, to save them, to ease their pain. They also like decorating cupcakes. - Withered Freddy (Winnie) just sits and reads articles from the glory days of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria and reflects on his mistakes. - Withered Bonnie (Bronwyn) writes songs, despite not being able to hear them. - Withered Chica (Crowena) likes talking to Toy Chica and (trying to) help her bake. - Withered Foxy (Wilfred) likes being super annoying and running around trying to flip water bottles off of ceiling fans. - Puppet (Pavlov) likes being evil and plotting his revenge against the others, - Shadow Freddy (Beelzebub) likes trying to seduce everyone else, and he likes to bully Shadow Bonnie and Mangle. He also enjoys trying to summon the Nightmares. - Shadow Bonnie (Silva) just tries to have some peace and quiet to use their tarot cards. - Withered Golden Freddy (Grey) also likes being evil and guilt-tripping Withered Freddy for not being able to save a child. - Withered Marionette (Marta) tries to protect everyone else from Shadow Freddy, The Puppet, and Withered Golden Freddy. - Jeremy (Jermiah) likes having his name spelled right and he also enjoys long showers and hanging out with Toy Bonnie. - Fritz loves being with Jeremy.

FAZBEARS FRIGHT!! - Springtrap likes chilling with Phantom Freddy. He doesn’t know Phantom Freddy wants to kill him. - Phantom Freddy (Freddy) likes experimenting with arson. - Phantom Chica (Carmen) hangs out with Phantom Freddy a lot. She also likes salsa dancing and making salsa. - Phantom Foxy likes building himself prosthetic limbs. - Phantom Mangle just crawls around, hyper and happy. - Phantom Puppet is just… there. - The Guard (Axel) likes ice skating and messing with Springtrap. - Phone Dude (Flavio) likes watching The Guard ice skate and fashion.

THE KIDS HOUSE!! - The Crying Child (Phil) likes sleeping, talking to Fredplush, and being with both his mom and his adopted family. - The Brother (Jackson) likes being with his little siblings and actually being nice to them, unlike when he’s with his asshole friends. - The Sister (Amelia) loves rambling on and on about different brands of glitter glue. - Nightmare Freddy (Fabien) is almost always with Nightmare Chica. They get along great. If they’re not together, he’s seen pining for NIGHTMARE.  - Nightmare Bonnie (Bender) loves being with Nightmare Foxy, talking to Nightmare Foxy, bragging about Nightmare Foxy, having - GEUGHH - Nightmare Chica (Carina) enjoys teaching Phil how to cook/other life skills, hanging out with Nightmare Freddy, and just being around Nightmare Fredbear. he’s a dumbass but a sweetheart and a really great dad figure and theyre in LOVE y’all. - Nightmare Foxy (Fender) loves not wearing a shirt, being with Nightmare Bonnie, talking to Nightmare Bonnie, bragging about Nightmare Bonnie, having - GHHHGUHGH - Nightmare Fredbear (Frentley) LOVES  eating Oreos and dancing like an idiot and eating ice cream and donuts and cupcakes and hanging around NIGHTMARE and being a great dad and being completely in love with Nightmare Chica - NIGHTMARE (Nocnitsa) always likes to dabble in the occult, hanging out with Nightmare Fredbear or Nightmarionne or Nightmare Chica or Phil, and eating Cheetos always. - Plushtrap (Petr) adores Phil and spends every second of free time with him. - Fredplush (Fred) gives everyone questionable life advice. - Pumpkin King Fredbear (Pumpking) likes decorating for Halloween and kissing other people. - Jack-O-Bonnie (Bradley) writes Halloween songs and eats a metric ton of candy a day. - Jack-O-Chica (Chloe) makes Halloween foods and also makes weapons. - Nightmare Puppet (Panalov) is just evil. - Nightmarionne (Narionne) loves making tea and making small talk about spiders. - Nightmare Mangle (Morregan) likes taking orders from whoever they get orders from, as well as walking on surfaces that don’t really exist. - Alternate NIGHTMARE (Nemina) is also evil and loves possession.

CIRCUS BABYS!! - Baby (Charlotte) likes making ice cream and singing/dancing. - Ballora (Baleriya) enjoys ballet, singing, and being beautiful. - Funtime Freddy (Fritzy) loves being in control and pretty much being Baby’s crazy cousin. - Funtime Foxy (Flinty) likes dancing, being around Ballora, and being Baby’s adopted dad. - Bon-Bon (Bobber) LOVES telling stupid jokes and making people laugh. - LOLbit (Lola) likes sending her friends old-ass lolcat memes and being loud. - Yenndo (Yosefin) is cool with sitting in the back reading and chilling. - Bonnet (Bonnette) likes being alone. She values her ‘me’ time. - Ennard (Pennywise) likes learning about human emotions by watching Michelin and Eggs interact. - Michael (Michelin) loves being with Eggs and bonding with Ennard. - Eggs (Egil) loves being with Michael and bonding with Ennard.

TBA as the series continues.