#duke celebrating ides of march. you agree.
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I just know Duke loves celebrating the Ides of March
#the void screams#ides of march#duke thomas#i think he should send bruce ominous messages leading up to the day#nothing happens but bruce is looking over his shoulder for a prank the entire day#and SOMEONE left foam knives around in every single office in gotham but know one knows who.#the real scary one was the steak knife lex luthor found sitting innocently on his desk when he got to lexcorp that morning#none of the actual details get out but lex does spin the story to the press as 'receiving violent death threats'#tim is offended that he wasn't in on the celebrations of the ides of march. 'it's not my fault you didn't know we were celebrating'#'WHO'S WE' 'us.' 'AUGH'#(us is duke referring to tumblr as a whole but also to steph)#i maintain my headcanon that duke and steph are the only bats with tumblr#dick doesn't like social media but he has a facebook because a job had a work group once#jason uses instagram to take aesthetic pictures of his knives and give them captions from classic literature. usually with ominous vibes.#tim has twitter and reddit and loves egging on batman conspiracies.#cass doesn't use social media but she has a tumblr because steph has a tumblr.#damian has a tiktok that he uses just to look at videos of cats.#this is off topic but i digress#duke celebrating ides of march. you agree.
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