#dudley mueller

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

my beloved beams. chillin and vibing i miss them. image IDs in alt text

[nyapologies]

posting some old (like 2020) Dudleys now that Blaseball is over....RIV Blaseball, Dudley is my idol now and forever. Stare into the sun.

[waveridden]

extremely curious about special animal who eats people

this is! one of the many irms that i will probably never finish lol but it’s a dudley mueller irm that is in response to 1) some personal ideas i have about the hellmouth and adaptations (tldr i think they should be fucked up genie wishes that mean you’ll survive in the hellmouth But At What Cost), 2) old and maybe-apocryphal lore about the beams forgetting the moab when the hellmouth opened, and 3) the s7 election where the beams decided not to go for a blessing bc it would shadow dudley, only to get a feedback and end up gunning for it bc it would shadow someone else

basically this dudley irm is like. moab born and raised and very attached to its hometown, human person, kind of a slacker deadbeat type who doesn’t do much, is generally pretty apathetic about being in a bloodsport bc this is just another job

and THEN. it is nearly hit by the downsizing blessing and it becomes aware that it is completely at the whims of fans, and the best way to be safe from the fans is to be good. so it goes to the desert and says make me something good and deadly that they can’t touch, and the hellmouth makes it a siphon - or more accurately, it becomes a buzzard harpie, it is dangerous and dedicated and it will not be at risk again

bonus b-plots are it being very committed to moab documentation efforts and the downsides of becoming Too Good Of A Player

[driftersoda]

dudley mueller. that is da post

[faeiri-tft]

dudley mueller worm on string

[ID: A translucent worm on a string filled with bubbly orange liquid. It's dangling from the straw of a green juice box. The juice box has the logo "it's blod" and a large picture of a blood droplet, and the ingredients label just says "Blood!", with a smiley face. End ID]

[pysics]

THE SUN STARES BACK

[revivificating]

[lamisgone]

i think blaseball deserves a fashion fanzine sometime

[priestofberath]

dudley mueller batting for the sunbeams

[frgetmenotz]

kin tags - p2

[dabidagoose]

Hi I'm the blaseball friend and WHAT

Here’s a memoir from the perspective of someone who’s friend is into blaseball:

He pops in twice a week or so with something. This week it was “the sun is going out”. It was also “oh the breath mints are dead”. What do you mean the breath mints are dead. What do you mean the sun is going out.

Other times he’s like “a week is nine days”. “There are multiple different suns”. “You win by losing the game”. And then my brain has to do a hard reboot.

Also apparently people ascended when they won? And people got married? With ceremonial wedding bats???

Every day he wakes up and chooses chaos. I am genuinely concerned for his sanity.

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

25 animatics 2 and a half years 1 hour, 20 minutes and 39 seconds Approximately 5852 frames 349 unique characters appearing a total of 982 times

have what will most likely be my final blaseball animatic, a self-indulgent goodbye to all my beloved beams and a whole bunch of other players

Music is Celebrate the Reckless by Magic Giant - design credits below the cut

Credits: Randall Marijuana by alienmandy_ - Pangolin Ruiz by Mortimer_Mekhane - Dunn Keyes, Ramirez Winters and Pedro Davids by glassgoblin - Cory Ross and Grollis Zephyr by saltbuzzard - Lucas Petty by Dorito - Logan Rodriguez by Monthenor - Zephyr McCloud by dreambaot - Steals Mondegreen by 510five - Spears Taylor by Bells - Jessica Telephone by telekeys - Randy Dennis and Niq Nyong'o by tiny_revel - Kelvin Drumsolo by Australia-Hungary#9082 - Haruta Byrd and Erin Jesaulenko by miasmajesties - Justice Spoon and Edric Tosser by necromngo - Isaac Johnson, Gita Sparrow, Dunlap Figueroa and Mullen Peterson by _waalkr - Rivers Javier by toadparty and sidoopa - Baby Sliders by samiratu - Alvie Kesh by quilyn - Alexander Horne and Wyatt Mason VI by Fancymancer - Forrest Bookbaby by bugsbenedict - Helga Burton and Helga Moreno by electricgaunt using picrew by r4tist - Andrew Solis by rabbittraps_ - Rhys Trombone by Ephesos - Esme Ramsey by HetreaSky and grr - Mickey Woods by sol - Bright Zimmerman by staradavid - Iggy Delacruz by Karagna_ - Rey Wooten by dipppitydoop - Ziwa Mueller and Richmond Harrison by avery_helm - Workman Gloom and Beasley Gloom by shenaniglenn - Snyder Briggs by mensisritual - Jasmine Washington, Donia Bailey, Jasper Blather and Hops Chen by desmodusrotunds - Avila Guzman by jaungeedraws - Richardson Games and Hiroto Wilcox by CurseOfScots - Cornelius Games by kyl_armstrong - Nicholas Vincent by Hazel Cooper - Eugenia Bickle by awhekate - Fran Beans by thr33h3addrag - Valentine Games by deerstained - Magi Ruiz by Nofacenerd - Tiana Takahashi by VHS_DREAMER - Tillman Henderson by cryptmilk - Mcdowell Karim by ferretrix - Sebastian Woodman by Starfauna - Yosh Carptener by gfclass - Aldon Cashmoney by occultclassic - Donia Bailey and Hiroto Wilcox by crickadelic - Jasper Blather by nel using picrew from astrolava

Wiki Pages: Eugenia Garbage - Rivers Rosa - Stevenson Heat - Qais Dogwalker - Margarito Nava - Lou Roseheart - Beck Whitney - Nic Winkler - Neerie McCloud - Blood Hamburger - Kennedy Rodgers - Nagomi Meng - Lachlan Shelton - Kichiro Guerra - Fletcher Yamamoto

Other: Emmett Internet - Priya Fox - London Simmons - Cravel Gesundheit - Willow Dice - Xanthe - Jorge Owens - Carter Grimsley - Kajjala Aliyev - Guozhi Ong - Grizz El Sayed - Thomas Marsh - Amos Parveen - Kaj Statter Jr. - Anastasia Isarobot - Zack Sanders - Özlem Suttner - Malik Romayne - Sigmund Castillo - Son Jensen - Jayden Wright - Paula Reddick - Sandoval Crossing - Velasquez Meadows - Hahn Fox - Howell Franklin - Miguel James - Passenger - Nagomi Nava - Wyatt Mason VII - Wyatt Mason III - Wyatt Mason V - Dudley Mueller - Joe Voorhees - Harriet Gildehaus - Phineas Wormthrice - Elvis Figueroa - Borg Ruiz - Tot Best - Lars Taylor - Nerd Pacheco - Hendricks Richardson - Kaz Fiasco - Hank Marshallow - Beans McBlase - Sutton Bishop - Quack Enjoyable - Guy Gulp - Siobhan Chark - Alaynabella Hollywood

Unsure: Mooney Doctor - Wyatt Mason IV

[ninthprime]

my friends, it is alexandria rosales’ last week on the blaseball hall of fame ballot and it is my solemn duty as a spies fan to bring you the evidence for why they should be inducted. alex is a spies icon, but they have done much more than be on our team since day 1. here are some of alex's hall of fame worthy accomplishments:

alex has the 7th highest pitching WhAT ever. this is higher than a bunch of players who have already deservedly made it in, like theodore cervantes and jolene willowtree.

alex has the 10th most pitching wins at 260.

alex has the 7th most quality pitching starts at 251.

alex has an overall ERA of 3.32 but their peaks were incredible, with a 2.0 in season 21 and a 1.98 in season 8, where they had the best ERA in the league. notice how those are two very different times in blaseball!

but alex is not just good at pitching. in season 24, teamwide scattering activated their undefined mod. in that season alex had a BA of 0.432, the second-best one-season BA in blaseball history following only dudley mueller's season 11. this is better than both jaxon buckley and conner haley's best seasons.

in season 24 alex also had the highest one-season OB/SLG ever at 1.439.

frankly these accomplishments make alex extremely qualified for the hall. however, i know what you people on blaseball tumblr also enjoy: lore. here are some bits of alex rosales lore:

sword lesbian. the sword is a cursed family heirloom. it killed some union busters once

they used to do roller derby! then almost everyone they did it with died or was shadowed. however they did it!

the spies do not have captains but alex might as well be one. a true houston icon.

has a long romantic history with a wide variety of beloved players. they had a rivalmance with jessica telephone. they had a fraught could-have-been with donia bailey. they nearly dated avila guzman. they could have dated siobhan chark but unfortunately they had given up at romance at that point

anyway they threw that cursed sword at the coin! sick!!

there are a lot of great players on the hall ballot this week and i encourage you to fill up your ten votes. gabriel griffith! lars taylor! mags banananana! but i also advise you....make one of your votes alexandria rosales

[hadesblaseball]

Season 21 Election Summary

Courtesy of Niko in the discord! Decree: Sun .1 was set. Runs will now be worth more later in the game.

Team Changes

The MTs Exchanged Lachlan Shelton for Nicholas Mora, then the Fridays won Recruit Ego and recruited Nicholas Mora to their team

We Exchanged Dudley Mueller for Beasley Day

Famous Owens was Infused in Batting - Increased to 5.4⭐

We got Brooms for all of our shadows players

Paula Turnip was moved to our Rotation by the Liability Blessing

We recruited Hatfield Suzuki (twice) with the Double Negative Blessing

Dunlap and Paula Turnip were alternated by Rotation Alt Trust

Other Notable Updates

Don Mitchell is now pitching for the Fridays and will no longer be a good pickle idol

Hot Fish Summer is now pitching for the Georgias

Silvaire Roadhouse still has Debt and is now pitching for the Crabs

Wyatt Glover is still a Credit to the Team and is now a pitcher

The MTs won Shadow Evolution - out of 15m total votes cast, we were the highest bidders with 18%

The Crabs won Play to Find Out - there were a record 19.7m total votes cast

The Coin continues to be upset and throw Binky under the bus 😔

A lot of teams had things not go their way this election. That's Blaseball. Please take care of yourselves and try to take your mind off Blaseball for a bit.

[waveridden]

It's been a couple weeks and I haven't gotten much response to this (which I understand because it's long as fuck) but I do want to drum up a little interest, so I'm going to add the table of contents here! This zine contains IRMS and ideas for the following:

Teams: Core Mechanics, Hellmouth Sunbeams

Characters: Alaynabella Hollywood, Bryanayah Chang, Caligula Lotus, Chambers Simmons, Cicero Gubbins, Coolname Galvanic, Cordula Standlake, Dudley Mueller, Emmy Atomic, Goodwin Morin, Hiroto Cerna, Allan Kranch, Khulan Sagaba, Mira Lemma, Zeboriah Whiskey, Ruffian Scrobbles, Ryuji Ngozi, Silvaire Semiquaver, Simon Peck, Sosa Peperomioides, Sparks Beans

Relationships: Aya Chartreuse/Rush Valenzuela, Dunlap Figueroa/Kit Honey, Goodwin Morin/Terrell Bradley, Jaxon Buckley & Yusef Puddles, Jomgy Rolsenthal/Ji-Eun Loubert, Ryuji Ngozi/Khulan Sagaba, Sandoval Crossing/King Weatherman, Allan Kranch/The Smithy, Mike Townsend/Sebastian Telephone, Lars Taylor/NaN, Sam Scandal/Zoey Kirchner, Sosa Peperomioides & Jazzmeralda Cevapcici, PolkaDot Patterson/Wyatt Pothos

Other ideas: Weather headcanons, Cudi di Batterino & the Short Circuit Lift, Owen Picklestein, the Lift's new players, Özlem Suttner, the Vault, umpires

Okay, deep breath. Here we go.

This is my biggest zine: 20k words (and 60-some pages) of headcanons, IRMs, characters, and ideas that didn't get published. These are all ideas that I love dearly that I think deserve some attention.

If you like what I've written for Blaseball, I would really appreciate you taking a look at this. <3

[fictionkinfessions]

[post oct 6th/7th if possible] im full of rage baby!!!!!! and its because the baltimore crabs might beat us!!! c’mon sunbeams we got a winnin’ streak to keep! -dudley mueller #🏐🔴💥