#dudes in a gender neutral way btw

[teh-nos]

loki/william rufus fic, where bill explains that as the second son he has inherited england while big brother bob only got the duchy of normandy, ha ha ha.

[troy-boltons-pink-jelly]

I just need to see more Zeke/Troy stories 😫. I feel like they're a really good rare pair and I see about seven stories on AO3 about them but I need more of these two in stories together.

Bro I SO get that. People have talked about this before but a rewrite of hsm with Troy and Zeke banding up against the status quo and, oh no, are they falling in love??? Absolutely brilliant, one day I might even write it

[pyrodolls]

I love that Bayani is so damn clingy, but I would never confess that to him.

If we were unfaithful to him, would he still be with us?

IF YOU WERE UNFAITHFUL (SUPERFAN! YANDERE BOY X POPSTAR!READER)

WARNINGS: slight nsfw, mentions of vomit, cheating, death, stalking, depression, slight worshipper yandere, established relationship, lowercase intended, reader is gender neutral

A/N: hey guys peep the new acc layout and username omgggg! anyways thanks for all the birthday messages and also update on the bsf drama: i don't know for SURE if she's dating him, cuz she posted the picture of my ex but his face wasn't showing and the caption was talking abt her bf... so maybe she just HAPPENED to use that picture of my ex and the caption was talking about a whole different dude??? idk maybe im just delusional LMAOO but yeah i'm still friends with her cuz she's a total sweetheart and i'm sure it was just a coincidence. anyways sorry for taking such a long break, heres some bayani hcs!! btw guys... just between you and me... i too, am down bad for bayani and love how clingy he is. bring back kind and clingy men instead of men texting you "wyll" on snapchat

if you were unfaithful to bayani, he would most likely find out through the internet.

bayani is obsessed with you in every single way. so if he couldn’t be with you physically, he’d stalk you through the paparazzi or fans recording your concerts.

there was one concert that bayani unfortunately couldn’t attend. so he simply watched it through a fan’s livestream online. that’s how he noticed another popstar on stage with you. the crowd went wild and started screaming. the arena shook with the vibrations of your fans. the popstar with you started to sing and dance next to you. bayani was always jealous of anyone that got to be around you when he couldn’t, but this was different. the popstar on the stage with you was rumored to be dating you. fans on the internet had been speculating about your relationship for months, claiming that you two were “soulmates” and “secretly dating.”

it made bayani’s blood boil. but he knew it was bound to happen at some point, since you would often rant to him about how suffocating fame could be. he knew it wasn’t your fault. he wasn’t mad at you at all. he knew you still cared about him.

but the song ended, and the popstar next to you wrapped their arms around your body and connected their lips to yours.

the crowd started screaming once more, and the person recording the performance dropped their phone. bayani couldn’t see what was going on.

plus, the livestream was blurry so he couldn’t tell if you were pleased with the popstar’s advances or not.

either way, bayani dropped his phone and threw up.

the minute you arrived home from the concert, bayani ran up to you and grabbed onto your waist, clutching it desperately.

“was what i saw real? are you with that popstar now? are you saying the rumors i saw online were true? i tried to ignore them because i know how your fans can be, but still…” bayani babbled, crying as he spoke and his words slowly became unintelligible.

whether you were interested in the popstar or not didn’t matter. bayani would be on his knees, pleading for an explanation. he would spiral into a pit of self-deprecation, thinking he wasn’t good enough for you, so you went off with someone more attractive and more talented than him. he wouldn’t blame you at all. he wouldn’t be mad at you at all. he’d be mad at himself for not pleasing you enough.

if you weren’t interested in the popstar and it was simply a publicity stunt, you would have to gently hold bayani in your arms to calm him down and explain. he would be SO relieved. he’d still be upset, though. he would be relieved that you’re still interested in him, but he’d also be jealous someone got to kiss and hold you in front of millions of people. bayani would never tell you that, though. he’d try to suck it up and pretend that he’s cool with it, but you can tell he’s really upset (he’s a terrible liar) and you would have to reassure him that you’ll never do it again.

if you WERE interested in the popstar… uh wtf are you doing here?? jkjk but if you were actually dating the popstar, bayani would be crushed. he would probably beg you to stay with him and forget about the popstar, but he'd ultimately fail to convince you. he’s desperate, but he isn’t stubborn. if you rejected him over and over as he begged, he’d get the hint and leave you alone. he just wants you to be happy. as much as he hated seeing you with someone else, he’d want you to live your life however you want.

if you left him, bayani would fall into a deep depression, thinking he failed you. he would never be happy again. he would hate himself for messing up what could've been his perfect life. he could’ve been with you. he could’ve lived happily ever after as your servant for the rest of his life, but he wasn't good enough for you. even though you were the unfaithful one, he’d still believe you were the one in the right. it would haunt him for the rest of his life until he died.

[comedicallyterriblemasky]

can you do BEN, jason, and tobys S/O that makes a powerpoint presentation to show slender. So that y/n and there partner can hang out.

(Btw y/n doesn't live at the slender mansion)

Characters: BEN Drowned, Jason the Toymaker, 'Ticci' Toby

S/O?: Yes

S/O Type: Gender neutral

CW: None

Tags: SFW

A/N: Bit confused if you meant if y/n and the S/O are the same person so sorry if I got it wrong!

Headcanons below!:

BEN Drowned

Definitely helped out with it

At the very end he probably did the whole "PLEASEEEEEJFJDFJDJFJREEEE" thing

If the octopus dude says yes will squeal like a middle school girl

Probably isn't banned from most public places (Just gets mistaken as a very emo cosplayer) So can takes you out to like,, cheap food places

But if octopus guy says no, no one is seeing him for 7 business weeks, I'm sorry

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Jason the Toymaker:

Probably will giggle at the thought of this, does NOT actually expect you to do it

Literally just walked in on you nerding out using big words at 4 in the morning to the octopus guy (Snuck through the chimney of smth)

If he says yes, welp, to a damaged tree house you guys go!! (Banned from most public places)

He says no? Might be a bit upset, will still find a way to make a loophole

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'Ticci' Toby

Since he's not technically part of creepy pasta anymore were switching over into the slenderverse/ The Operator

Does not give a flying fuck about what it says, will just show up randomly

You make an entire presentation? Cool! Thinks that kind of dedication is cool, does he care if it gets rejected though? No!

If it's accepted? Cool! Will just spend more time with you without feeling anxious as usual

Not banned from public since he's a pretty normal looking feller,, will take you anywhere he can afford

[changbinsboiledegg]

what are your thoughts on enhypen and their favorite part/s of their partner's body?

My thoughts, ey? I’ll do the Hyung line for now since my other enha nsfw is already Hyung line only. I’ll do a Sunoo & Jungwon catch up eventually if enough ppl want it. Btw thank you for your ask/request(?) 🫶

MDNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warnings: SFW & NSFW. Lol. Poor grammar/ usage of text language since these are headcanons/thoughts, really.

Note: Also pretty short because whenever I think, I suddenly have the inability to think. Jake’s is longer because (starts running away)

Anyways, if no one's told y'all today, ily. :)🫶💜 horny mfs

More under the cut lol

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Heeseung

SFW: I think he would like your hands the most. Something about Heeseung makes me see him as a hand holder when you’re on a date or just out in public, likes when you play with his hands, hair, just likes the way your hands look and feel against him. (Innocently). Also seems like the type to warm your hands up when it’s cold by rubbing and “blowing” hot air. (Please tell me y’all know what I’m talking about lmao)

NSFW: :)))))) honestly, I see him as an ass dude. Expect his hands always on your ass or his body pressed against you from behind whenever he finds a reasonable excuse to (like cuddling, or even out in public when he’s trying to stick with you.) now back to loving your hands :))) you already know what I’m gonna say. He, not so innocently, loves how your hands feel and look touching him.

Jay

SFW: May sound weird, but your entire face. He loves the shape of your face, how each of your features compliment each other. I see him as a ‘nose bopper’. Not to tease you, but just because he finds your nose to be so cute regardless of how you feel about it. He loves your lips, eyes, eyebrows, forehead, cheeks. I just see him as a sentimental/ romantic person???

NSFW: Okay, hear me out. I think he would love your thighs. Small or big, I feel like he would find your thighs really attractive. Whether they are touching or not, exposed or covered, just finds them to be a huge turn on. they are his main focus during ‼️seggs‼️ (sorry). Plus, idk if y’all have seen his hands, but try and tell me he isn’t the type to have a hand on your thigh whenever sitting or driving or any opportunity. Now talk to a wall 🫶

Jake

SFW: honestly, I think he seems like a clingy person so I’d say your entire body but I feel like that’s a cop out answer lol. Anyways, idk if y’all think the way I do but you ever see him talk to someone and he’s just listening intently, eye contact and all?? This makes me think his favorite body part/feature is your eyes. He loves how they look in the morning, afternoon, night. In the sunlight or even in the dark with LED lights/ under a lightbulb. Y’all get the point. He especially loves the way you look at him with your eyes, losing himself in them.

NSFW: alright, tried to keep this gender neutral but I can’t shake the whole “he’s a boobs guy” thought away. So, fem!readers, he likes your boobs, big or small, doesn’t matter. I tried to convince myself other wise but can’t. Always groping you or finding reasons to look at or touch your boobs. (With consent!!) again, his hands lowkey give it away, I’m sorry.

Now for the gender neutral lovelies, he loves your neck. Kissing, biting, sucking, the way it looks, it drives him crazy and leaves him CRAVING you just thinking about it. And if you’re into it, choking. Again, his hand lowkey :)))))) whatever, y'all get it, I think.

Sunghoon

SFW: Okay, this may sound weird than “face” but I think his favorite is your mouth. He loves the way your smile at him or in general, how it moves when you talk. Just warms his heart remembering your soft lips. Also, imo, he has nice lips which leads me to believe he’s a great kisser. Feel free to argue with a wall if you disagree. 🫶

NSFW: Tying into the mouth agenda, :))))) y’all already know where this is going. I still think he’s a great kisser, so you already know he’s gonna love steamy make out sessions with you. He’d get so turned on the moment he feels your lips on him, whether it’s on his lips, neck, chest, or lower, he’s in love with you and the way your lips feel and look against him. :))))

[sleeplesswixard]

Hello! @battersweet told me to ask you, but mind making some romance headcanons of FancyFur, Spoons, or Eepy?

FancyFur, Spoons, Eepy x gn!Reader

Type: Headcanons, gender-neutral, reader, romantic

Warnings: None!

Note: İ am Battersweet btw, lol. İ think i made a typo when i answered you, sorry about that ^^ Took the images from @basilgafff's post. Also sorry this is really short!

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FancyFur

Out of topic but look at me in the eyes and tell me that this dude is not zesty- YOU CAN'T.

He tries SO hard to impress you with whatever he does.

He looks all charming and flirty and all but deep down i think he's just insecure poor bby 😔

Always flirts with you/compliments you when he gets the chance and he says really eccentric or sappy things for examp;

"Sweetheart, being near you feels like standing in a warm sunrise—soft, golden, and quietly breathtaking. Every time you smile, my heart does this ridiculous little waltz, like it’s trying to impress you with two left feet. You’re a dream in motion, my darling, and I’d thank the stars personally if they had the good sense to put you in my orbit."

His arm always wrapped around your shoulder or your waist, doesn't really matter where as long as he knows you're with him.

He gets jealous time to time, even though he thinks he hides it well it's so obvious it hurts.

Gives you kisses everytime he sees you, no you can't escape from it.

Even though not much, he's protective. İf he'll hear someone trash talking about you or even breathe wrong way around you he'll be like "EXCUSE ME."

NEVER forgets Valentine's day, birthdays or any special day he needs to know.

Very cuddly (not as much as Spoons tho), but ONLY indoors, he really don't likes PDA for some reason

For example you're both sleeping or cuddling and you need to go for a moment he doesn't budge even a little, there's really nothing much you can do about it so you have to accept your fate

Spills all the tea he's got when he's with you and it always surprizes you because of how absurd or shocking the things he tells

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Spoons

Like i said in my main blog, BOYFAİLURE.

He'll be doing anything you ask in a second even if he didn't have to.

He can't flirt, he just can't okay? When you flirt with them he short-circuts, than stammers some words of appreciation.

Nervous boy

Doesn't get enough sleep, don't be surprised when he falls asleep against you.

Doesn't like PDA much, like, he does shows you affection outside, but indoors, oh boy. He's all over you, melting in your arms. Don't try to get him off of yourself because he ain't gonna. He also loooves recieving headpats :3

He's stressed all the time when he's with Elaine (insert dagger flashbacks) so that helps him a lot to calm down

Yap about anything you want to, he loves to listen to you.

Sometimes forgets to eat, but if you'll do the same thing he'll scold you for solid 2 hours and make you eat something.

Not the best at cooking but he tries to learn for you.

Overall he's an absolute sweetheart <3

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Eepy

Very chill, looks like he does 🌱 because constantly sleeps litteraly everywhere.

Lapcat.

Loves to lay his head on your lap while you're petting hım and he just snooze off.

Loves giving you kisses <3

Tries to flirt, in his own way. He would say "You know, i'm really good in bed... İ can sleep with you on it everyday." Then he realize how that didn't came out how it supposed to be.

Tells you random facts out of the blue that makes you think 'What the hell does that mean?'

"Did you know that Octopuses have been observed punching fish out of pure spite? Like, not for food. Not for defense. Just because the fish was annoying. Scientists even call it "active displacement.""

Always finds a way to distract you from your work and pay attention to him instead.

For example are you searching for something in a book? The milisecond you turn your head away from the book and it's gone! Or he falls asleep leaning against you, the coincidence!

Constantly steals your clothes, ain't guilty about it, doesn't mind if you'll wear his clothes either. He even thinks it's cute.

[trans-intersex-confessions]

https://www.tumblr.com/trans-intersex-confessions/776920752775708672/feel-like-every-example-of-an-afab-transfem

this anon, btw. Honestly i'm surprised the comments are so confused because i thought i explained myself clearly so let me re explain

First of all, no, I am not saying i'm trans as a way to reclaim the femininity that's been forced onto me, however if somebody did wanna go that route i'd support them. idc, labels are tools, and i'm not one to be a sticler for "rules" of queerness.

Nor am I saying that because my physical body is different and has been / will be changed, it makes me inherently trans. cis people get medical shit all the time.

What i AM saying is that not every intersex transfem who happened to be afab will have a really easy "basically perisex transfems but with a word written on a paper changed".

And I am affected by that. Even though feminity has been forced on me a bit, i will never truly have the access to being seen as a woman as a pericis woman will have, and have never been treated fully as one all my life. i was BORN in the "in between". as nothing. constantly de/re gendered as society saw fit.

My point about medical stuff is a few things:

A.) if i choose to define my own personal transfemininity by 'transitioning to femininity/woman.etc idk' (which INCLUDES PHYSICAL, feel like a lot of people forget that) then thats my own prerogative. its nothing about other people. this is how i define my transness

B.)

(general you used here)

I don't think the fact I've been forcibly medicalized should change anything. If you genuinely believe that being forced into medication will change somebodies sex to be "too XYZ" to be trans then you are supporting the ideas of the same system that oppresses us.

+ In my eyes, I would've just still needed to do it down the line if i chose to transition physically. I see my body untouched by science as my true 'starting form', not the one they made for me. I hate that people try and act like because i was forced into surgeries and shit that thats now what i am. erase my intersexuality i am now just some female. bleh. it erases the complexities of my life, i don't want to be seen as FTF or some shit, because i'm not. i was born close to neutral and whatever gender i decide is mine, i am transitioning to from that point. yk? idk i think cuz i'm intersex i factor in my physical form into my gender as well, because my life experiences as an intersex person have affected me. #intergender and such

Again, nobody else has to define their shit by physical transition. Just for ME its impossibke to seperate my transness and the fact i am intersex.

And C.) MOST IMPORTANTLY, what i'm saying is i still experience shit that perisex transfems do. its not like im some pericis lady. which idk i feel the need to state because i feel like half the battle is people saying "erm we share 0 experiences", and i wanna say i DO share similar experiences, even as somebody who doesn't fit close to the blueprint they're trying to sell idk

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like i am trans, socially, societally, with my physical shit, and jsut as the very nature of being nonbinary. (im not going to go into my lfie story)

i'm not trying to make some big point about how everyone should experience life or ID. i'm just trying to say even people who are "too close" to where they "originated" have complex experiences. you cannot judge people based on SIG, sex, AGAB, nothing. because it just boils down their life experiences to something less and it still excludes folks.

but yea. ""afab transfems"" are not only valid when they are CTM and raised fully as a dude🩷

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idk if i missed any points. its hard for me to explain myself when idk where people misunderstood me

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(letting anon clear things up)

[butchious]

btw i think its pretty fucking ridiculous that transmascs can say things like "don't use she/her pronouns around me it makes me dysphoric" and have this completely outlandish request taken seriously but transfems can't even ask not to be directly referred to as "dude" without getting a lecture about how it's being used in a gender neutral way even if the girl didn't mention gender at all. radicalizes me

[thr4shit]

Intro Time!!!

WELCOME TO OUR HELL BLOG!

Formerly @/thedancingclowns ! Now @/thr4shit !!

(Last updated May 14, 2025)

Call us Thrash or Vannie collectively, please!

(We also go by *Vans, but primarily Thrash or Vannie. Thrash is more formal :] )

*Vans being pronounced similar to Vance btw, ans we will also be fine with being called Vance.

we use he/ey/it mostly! Depends.

USERBOXES AND BLINKIES!! FUCK YEAH!!

HELP PALESTINE 🇵🇸

(and see other blogs for more resources! I do not compile them on this site/app!)

[ list of sideblogs, DNI list, human synopsis, and more below cut!! ]

Human synopsis:

We are a system, we have several neurodivergencies. We like to at least attempt to create stuff and have for pretty much our whole life, we're trying to be a functional grown being. Our body's birthday is April 22. We are interested in film and writing, and plan on making a movie or series at some point in our life. And we're learning about/beginning to practice Polytheistic Paganism! We primarily worship Hecate and Bastet!

Tag stuff!! :

If anyone in specific gets very "Yeah, this is something I posted" they'll typically tag it # [headmate name] shenanigans or # [headmate name] posting and their source's tag if applicable/if they want to.

Stuff about me (unshortened):

my name is Vans (I go by Vannie or Thrash), I am here to like fanart and writing and cool people (and also memes sometimes) while posting the most random shit known to humankind, I prefer not to share my age here we're bodily an adult. That's all you get. I am a system, a mess romantically and sexually... I am also a poly fictkin, therian and otherkin! So I DO identify as nonhuman/alterhuman *but don't mind being called human terms*, I call people man/dude/bro gender neutrally (sorry bout that), I can rapidly or aggressively switch between apathy and CRUSHINGLY high empathy, I have quite the handful of experiences in terms of our brain doing weird shit (most of it likely not falling within range of what we've been diagnosed or recognized for struggling with, unfortunately) and our body's birthday is April 22nd.

DNI/DNF stuff

Standard DNI, pure NSFT blogs, anti-kin/anti-therian, anti-agre, anti-petre, NSFW agre/petre, *Syscource, anti EDUCATED self dx, try to force religion on others, anyone who is anti-palestine, religious extremists, political extremist, TransIDs or Radqueers, Terfs/Swerfs etc, people who glorify real pedos/zoos/etc, those who harass over fiction in either direction (ie both pro and anti shippers who harass others.) or support harassment over fiction, syscource, fakeclaimers, etc.

*[We're endo neutral, so while we're fine with both pro and anti endos, we WILL block freely if we feel uncomfortable with your way of interacting with those with opposing views.]

Do not stop fighting, we have to make things right. Free Palestine, etc, etc. Do NOT let this world continue its fall to shit.

PFP, and userboxes do not belong to me.

[Excluding the boop king/lord blinkies, which were made by us.]

Sideblogs!!

@thr4shdoes-selfships our selfshipping side!

@connecticut-sexyman a very inactive blog that we don't remember the purpose of other than the silly name.

@habitual-creatures our emH (Evan and HABIT) rp ask blog [ft. Some T12 people and others!!]

@everymanvenom side blog for all of our EverymanVENOM AU dabblings and stuff!!! this is an EverymanHYBRID x Venom crossover AU sideblog! (VERY INACTIVE, WILL UPDATE THINGS WHEN WE GET MOTIVATION/INSPIRATION!!)

@thekids-onholiday our request sideblog that we made a while back [that we just now feel comfortable linking back to our main.]

@the-kevcorn3r Kevin's personal blog !!

@theamazingdigital-place Caine's and somewhat Kinger's personal blog so he doesn't retheme ours !

@archivalist-chaos a sideblog for the.chaotic tma and tmagp fucks in here.

@a-drbrightshenanigan a sideblog for Bright and his music and other shenanigans.

@what-an-imitati0n a TMA OC-ish rp blog!!! Idk! It exists! See stimboard based on the primary OC of this sideblog here!

dead blogs:

@iamdevouring-god - deactivated Sally Face rp blog, where I portrayed the Endless One / Addison.

@a-wildkinventure - deactivated kin sideblog

[frogofalltime]

screaming yelling crying throwing up (some guy nodded at me and said "nice checkered shirt dude" as i walked home from robin's house) (i know Dude can be gender neutral but like) (i feel like he meant it in A Guy Way) (either way a cool person randomly complimented me on the street) (and that makes me incredibly happy)

this is my outfit btw ^^ thank you @wiggles-mcgee for magnificent photography skills

[onehotbroad]

Hello! I read your Rodrick x FTM Reader a while back, and I fell in love with your work, (it would be amazing if you could make a part two to that btw) so I thought I should request a story from you. I was thanking something along the lines or Rodrick x Male or gender neutral Reader who is usually punk and masculine, until one day they show up in a very fem and colorful outfit.

If your not comfortable writing post, I completely understand! Either way I hope you have a great day/night whatever you may be ❥

Unfortunately, I did delete that FTM!reader x Rodrick fic out of insecurity so there will not be a part 2 :( However, I’ll be happy to do your fic request for you! (I wouldn’t mind rewriting that fic btw lol )

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Rodrick x Gn!Reader Headcanons

-Status: Requested!

-TW: Small mention of blood, feminization of the reader (just a little)

⚠️I DO NOT WRITE FOR FEM READERS. IF YOU ARE FEM OR FEM ALIGNING READ SOMETHING ELSE⚠️

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-You and Rodrick were known to the school as some sort of “punk duo”.

-So when you showed up to school wearing Mary Jane’s, fishnets, a white long sleeve blouse, and a pretty pink skirt he was….surprised.

-At first he just kinda stared in both awe and confusion.

-he ran up asking you a bunch of different questions and you just laughed.

-of course people at school made fun of you calling you a variety of names I’d rather not repeat but you would either not care or Rodrick would step in to defend you.

-He’d never tell you this but he was actually into your look. Not in a creepy sexual way but more of a “That’s so cool” type of way.

-After he got used to the skirt thing, he began getting more feminine as well. (You were the whole reason he started wearing “guyliner” lolz)

-Whenever you wore something fem to school he would stare a you with the biggest puppy dog eyes ever.

-He was so blessed he got to be friends with someone who looked hot in both feminine and masculine clothing.

-Once when he was at your house, you let him try on some of your more feminine clothing and (while he wasn’t into the skirts) he loved the fishnets and heeled boots.

-in fact, he loved them so much he wore them to a gig at some pizza place.

-When he saw you cheering in the crowd, he played even harder

-He ended up blowing a hole in the bass drum :(

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The way his cheeks flushed red was unlike anything you’ve ever seen. You sat down at your usual home room desk next to Rodrick and began to scroll on your phone mindlessly. You barely noticed how both Rodrick and the rest of the class stared at you in both awe and disgust. Some were whispering to their friends about how “wrong” it was for you to be wearing something like that while others whispered about how “hot” you looked. Rodrick noisily scraped his desk closer to yours and began to whisper in your ear.

“Dude. Did you know you were in a skirt?” He asked. He was genuinely asking as well which was the funny part. It wouldn’t have been the first time you wore something embarrassing by accident. Once you strolled up to school in sweatpants and a My LittlePony shirt after pulling an all nighter during finals week. That had to be the worst day of your life. Meanwhile, you just looked at him with a confused smile before nodding and returning back to your phone. Rodrick just silently nodded before turning his attention to the teacher who had walked in late as always. You didn’t notice but Rodrick’s heart was beating out of his chest. He never thought something as simple as a skirt would make him weak in the knees but something about you in one did something to him. They pretty pink bow on your blouse and the ruffles on your skirt made him melt. Trust me when I say that he got 0 sleep that night. The only thing he could think about was what you’d look like in different girly clothes. The thought of you in stockings and mini skirts was enough to give him a nose bleed. Literally. There’s a blood stain on his pillowcase now.

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I’m really sorry if this isn’t what you wanted! I’ve never written one shots before and I’ve been out of the writing game for almost a year. Pinterest really saved my ass on this I had no idea what to do. In any case, I’m getting into writing again! Yippee! I’m happy to do any requests that you guys might have! While on that topic, a Jeff the killer x reader fic series is in the works ;)

[pyrodolls]

SUGAR DADDY! JOHNNY CAGE X READER HCS

WARNINGS: established relationship, gender neutral reader, slight angst if you squint

SUMMARY: sfw hcs of johnny cage being a sugar daddy in your relationship

A/N: howdy y’all. guess what. i wrote this outta nowhere cuz i saw someone thirsting for a sugar daddy johnny sooooo. here we are. i love writing this goofy goober hes so silly. sorry for all my late updates these days btw. ive had this in my drafts for weeks istg.

- dating a rich dude has its perks. like being spoiled 24/7!

- johnny doesn’t have a specific love language. but if he had to have one, it would be gift giving.

- it’s not *just* because he has the financial stability to do so, but he loves showing off his knowledge of your taste by giving you gifts catered towards your interests.

- if you ever happen to dislike something he got, even if you hid your disapproval, johnny would immediately notice and replace it. only the best for his beloved!

- he probably would notice right away if you didn’t like something. you don’t show it with your face, but he can just *tell* sometimes. it’s like a gut feeling to him. spidey senses, even. sugar daddy senses.

- “johnny, there’s no need to waste your time returning it. i like it, i swear!”

- “no you don’t. but no worries, honey. i’ll be back in a jiffy! i’ll come back with an even better gift. a gift so good, it’ll change your life! trust me.”

- if you ever mention that you like something, johnny would be searching for it in every store he enters and he would spend hours looking it up online. he wouldn’t just buy *all* the stuff he sees for you, he must find only the best of the best for you.

- let’s say you mentioned that you liked ducks one time. that night before going to sleep in your shared bed, johnny would turn away from you and he’d search all over the internet for anything with ducks on it. or a giant duck plush. you would try to look over his shoulder to see what he’s searching for, but he’d childishly wiggle his finger in front of your face and say “no peeking!”

- expect large packages to show up at your door every day. johnny loves online shopping, and you’d have to pry his phone away from his fingers to stop his addiction.

- 90% of the packages aren’t even for him. most of it is for you. clothes he thinks would look great on you and show off your body, accessories you showed the slightest bit of interest in, or cds/vinyl of your favorite artists (some are even signed, thanks to johnny’s connections.)

- he doesn’t want you to pay him back. johnny spoils you because he loves you. he is fully aware that he doesn’t have to. it’s just his way of showing that he loves you and he can provide for you for the rest of your life, if you’d let him.

- you don’t even have to lift a single finger! let him buy you clothes and food and other necessities, he loves doing so.

- no matter how badly you wish to pay him back, johnny would not let you. he doesn’t want you to pay him back as if it’s debt. all he wants in return is your affection and validation.

- he would never admit it, but he craves validation from you all the time. he lost his ex-wife because he was so caught up in the money and fame in his life, and he doesn’t want to repeat history. if he ever accidentally overwhelmed you with his job or money, he would feel extremely guilty about it. it’s pretty much his greatest fear.

- overall, johnny loves spoiling you. you’re such a sweet and precious thing, so of course he must treat you well! you deserve the greatest luxuries he can provide, whether you asked for it or not. if you ever ask for anything, don’t feel like a brat, he wouldn’t mind! in fact, he would love to grant your wishes every time you ask for a certain gift. if not, no worries. he can learn your likes and dislikes the longer you’re together, no need to tell him what you want. he’ll figure it out.

[lovesick-joey]

Omg dude (gender neutral haha) I freaking LOVE YOUR ARTWORK. Bruce looks such a pookie in that scarf thingy (?? Is that what it's called? Damn, I suck at describing clothing) either way, I LOVE YOUR ARTWORKS SM LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I OPEN TUMBLR IS TO CHECK WHETHER YOU MADE SM POST OR WHATEVER CAUSE IM IN LOVE AHH

and yea I'm anon cause your pookie this side is shy 👉🥹👈

Anyway I didn't really see a superman much on the profile. So, is batsy like the main interest here or does the Starman get some attention too?

And I'm DEFINITELY not hoping for you to recreate the superman panel where he says "I love you" to earth, followed by a "I'm so proud of you". Nope, definitely not.

Srsly tho love you <33 take care, have a great time, hope your charger works at all angles, that you never get art block or life block (atp I'm just making words up bro 😭😭)

BYE ILYY

omg thank you!! this means a lot 2 me thank you so much :') - it's a fur ruff/fur collar btw!!

yeah bruce is kind of the main here because he's my comfort character and I love him so much I think abt him every day (kind of unhealthy but oh well). I would like to draw clark more I do like other characters

bye bye!! thank you so much again :)

[sillymaxing]

I just found your blog and your writing is SO good omg

May I request platonic yandere future tord with a younger sibling reader?

RAHHHH FIRST SELF INSERT OF THIS BLOG LETS GOOOO!!!!

Platonic Yandere Tord & Younger sibling reader part 1

Gender Neutral reader

Btw, this is kinda like prologue. You don’t actually meet Tord in this part. I PROMISE IM WORKING ON THE NEXT PART. This just started feeling way too long for me.

You were born 8 years after Tord was born.

Growing up with him was filled with bickering, but also a scary undying loyalty from his end.

God, you wish you could go back in time and relive those days. He was your go-to for almost everything. Your best friend.

He moved out to search for apartments when he was 21. You were just about 13 at the time.

House after house, apartment after apartment, Tord had trouble getting on his feet. But throughout your teenage years you stayed in contact. You two stayed very close.

Until one day, when you were turning 18, All of Tord’s social medias seemed to just disappear. You had decided to reach out to him, blowing up his phone, but he never responded. You asked his roommates what happened.

They said he just left in a hurry. He packed his things and was gone.

For a long time you obsessed over finding him. You gave up after a few years.

You moved out when you were 20, able to find your own apartment and get on your feet relatively easily.

You had never forgotten about your brother. The way he abandoned you. Left everything behind.

You knew he wasn’t kidnapped. He obviously took the time and effort to wipe himself off the face of the internet.

And sure, you cried and screamed and threw a fit for a while, but eventually you decided to put it behind you.

Plus, all that is the least of your worries when you start to notice a car outside of your apartment. Tinted windows. You couldn’t see inside. It would park on your street and stay there.

For the next week things felt off. The whole town seemed tense. You would occasionally see strangely dressed figures lurking around town in blue trench coats.

Eventually, someone got out of the car. And they came to your door.

It was a man with an upside-down name tag, you could barely make it out.

He explained to you that your brother wanted to see you. Tord wanted to see you. He explained that you could go willingly or go fighting.

A part of you was curious, but this was certainly an odd way of reaching out. You didn’t trust it.

But still, you complied. Plus, this dude was carrying a gun.

He told you to pack your things. Personal items and any medication. He explained that all toiletries, clothing and food would be covered by Tord.

Something twisted in your gut. Something was wrong. Something told you that you weren’t gonna see this place again.

While packing, you decided to call the cops. The phone call didn’t go through. Actually, nothing seemed to go through to anyone. You tried to reach out for help, but all your communications were seemingly cut.

The man seemed to notice these attempts, but didn’t say anything.

After about 20 minutes, he was ushering you into the backseat of the car. There was another man in the driver’s seat.

He looked serious and mean. Cold. He didn’t even give you a glance.

It was a long drive, and any questions you asked were just met with silence. You tried to open up your door at one point, but it was locked. Child safety or whatever.

Eventually you pass out. It gets late, and you’re just being driven on empty roads.

Of course, eventually you do end up at the Red Army base.

And it isn’t likely that you’ll be leaving anytime soon.

[digenerate-trash]

Why do you hate Doren? ;_; I'm curious but also hurt. UnU

I could absolutely just give you a funny answer like 'he fucked my mom' or something and you can take that as my answer but if you want a prolonged explanation I'm gonna warn you it has some shit to do with Grooming. so read at your own risk? and btw. its my opinion. if you like Doren I'm not gonna light you on fire. its fine to like them and indulge in dol I am by no means saying you should hate him!!! but for real he reminds me so much of every pedo teacher ever who wanted to protect students from the big bad outside world just to groom them. FR dude (gender neutral).

especially my drama teacher back in highschool who was delibritaly grooming kids like not even subtly. she bragged that /special/ students were welcome at her home for help or whatever they needed. handed out her personal phone number to kids who "needed" it. even kept in contact with several students after they graduated. One poor dude moved to the UK to get away from her. (some real sketchy shit must have happened there.)

but yeah. Doren gives me pedo-teacher vibes and not in an escapist fantasy way (like Sirris or Winter) and I know everyone is like 'he's so sweet to the pc' but I'm constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop on this bastard because it feels to REAL. I've seen this tactic in real-time. and it kinda makes me sick and I will kick his ass into the sun because I don't trust him

[stuck-in-a-forest]

oh! btw! please don’t hesitate to tell me if me calling you dude or bro or girly or something makes you dysphoric, cause I use all of those terms in a gender neutral way but I know they still might be dysphoric for some people so just let me know and always assume I’m using typically gendered term in a gender neutral way :]