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never gonna get over MOON rising and WINTER turning. enough.
#before escaping peril they were the only ones with their names in the titles#YIN YANG#dude like CMONNNN#i hated DoD im sorry#like they turned winter into a husk for what?? fanservice?#all of that development just to make him into a stereotype all over again#but noo he’s different he’s isolated he’s alone he likes scavengers he’s an empath#he’s not like those other stinky icewings!!!1!1!2!1!!#MRS MAAM PLEASEEEE#he was SO CLOSE#to having an actual ARC#and then you SHOT HIM DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF IT#raghhhhRAGHHHHHHH#anyway im gonna go read them again#i love them#winterwatcher#wof#wings of fire#winter wof#moonwatcher wof#moon wof#winterwatcher wof
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society if the newer ace attorney games would actually acknowledge the original trilogy
#CHRISTMAS EVE MENTION + EDGEWORTH BEING UNABLE TO BREATHE?#And not even a little MENTION of dl6???#Ace attorney u used to love showing us the picture of dl6 what happen :(#Like fuck dude I like these games but CMONNNN#aa#ace attorney#ben talks
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girl what the fuck. im meant to be on crunch saving my money, mother fucking dragon age: veilguard comes out today? cmon man...
#GIRL PLEASE#da4#dragon age: the veilguard#heres the thing: i dont even care if its bad im playing it out of spite#mfs on twitter dot com can eat my ass bitch#I HAVE TO KNOW#WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO?? NOT PLAY IT??#dude its set in tevinter as well like cmonnnn PLEASE IM BROKE
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who do i have to kill to get my goddamn hands on a g3 abbey doll at its retail price what the fuck
im more confused than anything because the release dates i find keep changing (june 23 to july 23 to august 23)
but also some people have it in hand or some people are already selling for double the price but also local stores or anything online just arent available
so im just like🧍🏻♀️ what is happening
what am i missing lmfao
#its been out for almost a month WHY ISNT IT IN STORES HERE YET#ive been waiting for this doll to drop since it was teased in like May dude i need her rIGHT NEOW#sorry to international collectors i now understand your pain this is eating me alive lmfao#i want her so bad shes my favorite g3 signature doll so far im like clenching my fists fr#scalpers r selling for like 2-3x the price but i literally cannot find anywhere thats selling for 25$#like WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING IT IM SO CONFUSED#the new fearidescant secrets came out immediately (YESTERDAY) why CANT I FIND AN ABBEY UGHHHHH#i had a dream last night that i finally got one n then i wake up and it still ceases to exist#thats how much i think about it. its becoming part of my DREAMS#which really isnt that hard BUT CMONNNN#monster high#abbey bominable#monster high g3
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learning about black metal bands be like this is mürder and the hürder dürders and youll never guess why their band broke up
#slowly but surely progressing from my comfort zone (death & grind) to bm stuff and its honestly never missed w me so fuck but jesus FUCK#these fucking DUDES#on one hand i live because. commitment to the bit. on the other hand cmonnnn who has the energy to be in a band And do murderhatecrimes#like pick a struggle either be scandinavian or focus on a music career. jeez louise
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web weaving or whatever
#last night my brain had two thoughts collide like atoms producing a nuclear fission in the form of THEE most insane trope to ME which is#pet psychopath and his even crazier handler -> brandt and luke respectively#watching brandt get at it with an OHL dad over the boards during the playoff like YEAHHH that's my dman with character issues#SO BEAUTIFUL. and the tsn video too. god. the one where he gets into a playfight but ends up spinning the dude around#the potential is THERE and i am cooking up SO many scenarios in my head i am actually going insane.#when you're the kid who used to beat up your brothers friends during street hockey and you were called a pitbull like CMONNNN#it's not that luke doesnt have character issues its just that it was trained out of him by ellen who would NEVER let that fly but unlike hi#lady byng finalist brother and his +2 penalty drawing brother luke has ZERO compulsions actually shithousing someone#and he's such a bitch about it too. he's more of a bitch than his two brothers combined. if penalties weren't a thing in real life#the clarke/hughes dpairing would be the most rat bastard shithousery penalty drawns tandem in the LEAGUE thats my inteprid take#and the thing about pet psychopath and his even crazier handler is it that the devotion goes CRAZYYYYYY#brandt going fucking insane and luke having to haul him off before he starts beating up the dude himself like NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY BABY!!!#even if my baby started it lol. if brandt's crazy luke is batshit insane and then brandt has to go haul luke off before he gets kicked out#someone tries to chirp brandt over him fighting for luke constantly and brandt is like :) you're fucking lucky it's not luke#because CRUCIALLY luke is the better fighter. again. his even crazier handler. always ready to answer for brandt's attitude#in the locker room brandt like good job baby that was so sexy of you to right hook him -> rest of the devs staring in horror#JUST SOMETHING ABOUT COMING TO BLOWS FOR YOUR MAN!!! LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH A SMILE FULL OF BLOOD LIKE DID I DO GOOD? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD?#AND THEM RESPONDING WITH 100% RECIPROCATION. OH IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE RECIPROCATION.#need them to be fucking bitches on the ice beating everyone up that would be so sexy to me!!!#the brandt/luke agenda#thinking. perhaps even thoughting. thunking.
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tfw the person u got into an argument with bc they got up in a knot abt u calling ppl bitches “bc it’s a misogynistic slur” has ‘u can’t defeat a bad bitch’ in their bio and says troon even though they are very much not trans!!! cherry on top of the shit cake
#terfs are…something else man#shawty was out here comparing me to some random dude they knew that made rape jokes like cmonnnn#god has very funny ways of working I’ll tell u that#plus all the shit I got on *that* post came from people who came to ME!!!#you come to MY post to bitch abt how *I* hate women bc i used a silly word to describe how it’s disingenuous to use the patriarchy to ..#..critique people…and IM the misogynist!!#yeah u could make the argument that my use of the word was a bit tasteless but honestly it’s not that big a deal#terfs literally just don’t like when u point out the holes in their “feminism” bc then they’re just transphobic sexist weirdoes#also if u categorize womanhood purely thru suffering i BEG u to go outside and spend some time w women#im not even a woman but if i thought abt transness purely thru a suffering lens i would be wayyyy less happier#giz rants
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the first pet name shouta allowed hizashi to call him is love.
hizashi started calling aizawa “aiz” or “ai” for short in high school, where he would literally go “aiz. my guy. my dudee. lunch together? aizzzz. cmonnnn” and it just kinda stuck.
years later, they’re officially together Together, and one day mic is on his usual annoying aizawa quest in the teachers lounge , being all like “shoutaaaa. listen to meeeee. aiz. aiiiiii cmon give me attentionnn. :(((( ai. ai please i swear that concert wont take long. its just like four hours. ai. please”
and toshinori whispers to kayama, “i never thought aizawa-san would be one for pda. love truly changes people :)”
kayama is like, “all might ik you dont have time for relationships but. thats not pda thats just mic”
toshi just says, “but. but mic is just straight up calling aizawa his love. in public. affection in public?”
kayama feels the fucking pieces Slide Together. ai = love = hizashi has been calling shouta “love” two weeks into meeting each other. and none of them have Ever realised that. what the fuck
hizashi is still all “aiiii… pretty please, ai? go to that concert with me? :((( ai,,,,,” and aizawa finally sighs and smacks hizashi while hes at it, “fine i’ll go. if youll just shut up.”
and hizashi looks kayama in the eye and fucking smirks.
so maybe there was One person who was aware what was happening from the very beginning.
kayama, in joy: yamada you wily bastard
#erasermic#depression duo#aizawa shouta#yamada hizashi#bnha#mha#shouta aizawa#aizawa shota#shota aizawa#hizashi yamada#eraserhead#present mic#have i ever mentioned what a Pain it is to tag the four versions of aizawas name#i love them so much its insane
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Ok six days out and my rookie ideas are:
- mournwatch qunari who has 5 moms and 7 dads and doesn't understand why solas isn't treating her like the little princess she is
- cunty lord of fortune dwarf or elf girl whos a sarcastic shithead and loves women. Here to be a thorn in solas' side and call him maidenless
- "I'm just a little guy cmonnnn I'm just a little guy" elf dude who's either a shadow dragon or crow. Big fuckup energy but he's sweet as he is funny. Was a beautiful butch once. Direct baby solas parallels
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dmd ftr ep 5 shenanigans: surprise, bitch. i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
when this episode was nearing the end, it felt bittersweet as i got attached to watching these boys weekly and upcoming series will probably gonna take forever to come out (i am sure they will keep on being active by doing dances on tiktok and selling products on lives etc but i find those contents very tedious, i like my actors acting more). i was wishing for this not to be the end and then, to my surprise, BAMMMM a preview for another episode started playing!!!! but then it was still bittersweet bc it was revealed that they will be singing and dancing throughout the whole episode...
like many other BL fans, there is nothing that turns me off faster than BL boys singing. personally, more than the boys' voices, its the songs themselves i find unbearable to listen to. to my dismay, Thai BL industry loves generic pop and slow ballads, two genres i cant stand listening to. anyhow, i enjoyed the fuck out of My School President, songs and all, so i am open to surprises!!! in fact i am begging to be proven wrong!! and i am glad that they seem to be choosing the winners based on their skills, not by vote or smth else!!!
now back to the episode::::
How Well Do You Know Your Bro challenge was kinda boring because questions were not that riveting but i thoroughly enjoyed Thomas being put down about not getting to play w Kong. i will comeback to that Tee & Kong situation soon.
finally KengNamping won and they got to have some lil old✨💫💞The Special Friendship Time💕💫 ✨. is this what we are calling having a heart to heart on a pseudo-date with your potential work partner nowadays???? during their Special Friendship Time, i was busy taking hundred of screenshots of Namping because he looked so damn good in his fit!!!!!!!!!
pink lipgloss, Celine shades, rainbow mesh sweater, bracelets, Adidas Samba OGs.... cmonnnn
it was sooooo sweet to see them openly talk about their lives and dreams. they had such a progress across these 5 episodes!!! they were finally open about how they want to work together but also things they need to better in order to do so. i cant help but just love their blushing and awkward demeanor!!! it somehow works in their favour.
so funny how keng is admittedly a hard to crack introvert but sometimes his awkward bluntness somehow leads to UNBEARABLY cute moments. like i was climbing up the wall when they were having their final discussion on the bench and keng was being like "who else would i be talking" OR "can we get this over with" while looking Namping in the eye LMAOOO and Namping cant help but just giggle... just some yummy novice fanservice <3
back at the house, Thomas getting jealous over TeeTee & Kong having a talk was funny to me because the it was kinda one of the most obviously produced/edited scenes of this show. i am not going to blame them, maybe they were worried about the show being too conflict free. honestly, i did actually expect Tee to ask Kong to be his partner because nothing gets past me just like Thomas::
we know in all boys sent postcards to each other episode 1 but the show didnt reveal who sent which. well actually, Domundi X account shared a picture of the postcards and (if you have too much free time like me) you can pair the cards w info given by boys themselves in that episode;
another brilliant investigative work i've done in collabration w Paint. also peep Namping's cute duck drawing. honestly what this man cant do???
so hey, Tee sent his postcard to Kong!!! so while folks were on social media making fun of Thomas being overly possessive, my dude was actually onto something!!! his radar was going off and he had to settle the matter!!! i get him, he is like "i''m already an established actor and have a fanbase, just let me get my man so we can maximize our joint slay and leave" and he is so right.........
since the first episode, everyone was tickled by how this show is working like a dating show, me included. but after seeing this comment and similar ones made me think further:
if you think about it, they kinda WILL date??? not on some delulu shit, think about it: they will be shipped, will do fanservice & skinship, spend most of their time together, travel together, co-habit if its required, not just work together but also will be required to take care and trust and depend on each other, FOR at least a couple years if it works out. they will be stimulating "dating", even out of a tv series. being branded pair is a long term job that requires a lot of trust and compatibility. they are also rookies in the industry, so of course they are taking it seriously and discussing their future like choosing a romantic partner.
so, while i felt really sad for Latte as he seemed really worried while trying to look chill about everything, i am glad TeeTee and First chose to not rushing into a pair just to win the show and were honest about still needing time to hone their craft and building chemistry. and i'm not opposed to TleFirst but i still want to see LatteFirst in LUAT as the side couple. i enjoyed them in the pilot trailer and think their roles is going to fit them well. i also dont want to see an actor lose a job for a ship, cmon...
Gems broke my little heart again ahhhh. TBH, Tle clocked his tea when he said Gems should be more confident in himself. its not easy to do so in front of an audience and i'm sure the industry feels like horse race but i hope Gems will be more sure of his abilities in the future and finally have his moment.
on a bigger twist, KengNamping & ThomasKong were the finalist couples!!!
honestly, i have NO IDEA which couple i want to see win. mostly because both pairings give off very different vibes to me. for me, my choice would depend on the plot of this supposed new series, but i dont even know what it is even about.
i was thinking what kind of series i would like to see them in. when i think of ThomasKong, i can see them pulling off a fun and youthful series like My School President, Kieta Hatsukoi or I Will Knock You. w KengNamping, they would look good in a period series like I Feel You Linger in the Air or To Sir, With Love, even though Domundi has already LUAT (which will hopefully come out in this century). i just want to see them in something angsty but also incredibly romantic. should the unimaginable occur and someone from Mandee Works is reading this, feel free to steal ideas!
i am excited for next week, i will be glad no matter the outcome. cant wait to see the crazy stage putfits!!!!
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE EPISODE
keng's pink socks, same colour as the namping's blushing cheeks hehe
teetee threatening to drown thomas lmaoooo 🤨im telling yall thomas was onto something w his suspicions, tee is praying on thomaskong's downfall!!
thomas finally being called out for laying it on thick because enough is enough!!!
lattefirst bickering about meat...
idk this is a translation thing or not but gems getting brother-zoned gagged me
keng's glasses taking a dip in the water. you lose some, you win some. his glasses are gone but at least he now has a partner. thank god it wasnt the celine sunglasses...
yes king!!!!!!!!!!
#dmd friendship the reality#domundi#ThomasKong#KengNamping#another novella about this random show that like only 3 people watch on this site
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How do you knwo you're dealing with one of these white middle class people? Besides the nice teeth and patagonia jackets what are other tell tale signs?
not that hard to identify middle class people. its like a whole thing. theres a class structure and everything man. you know bout that? shits crazy. anyway ive been borderline homeless like 6 times and you wouldnt believe the shit those people say to out themselves as middle class
also what the FUCK is patagonia. thats a fucking flowed dude dont lie to me. wearing that shit like clothes? adam & eve type shit man cmonnnn
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hey i got groped on friday night at the club in a “business casual” fit, sexually assaulted on a date tuesday wearing jorts and a loose t shirt, and then had to evacuate campus for hurricane helene bc we’re in flood zone A. now im staying with my uncle aunt and 12/11 year old cousins. i literally got no complete alone time to process what the fuck happened
the night i got sexually assaulted i basically just called up my friends and was like “hey date went like shit let’s go drink together!” but i genuinely just needed to get violently drunk and high. so i did very successfully. 12 heads in a singles dorm room space after downing copious amounts of wine, liquor, and weed while playing beer pong one floor above us. i took a ten minute nap before we went to mcdonald’s and when i woke up, i asked everyone if we were still going (it was 5 am and we said we were going for the breakfast menu), and they all said “bro none of us can fuckin walk” so i went back to bed.
tell me why i wake up at 7 am sharp, in the same clothes i was SAd in the day before, sleeping in my suitemate’s bed with her? i woke up to her face and i was like “yo why we sleepin together?? wait why am i in her bed???” so i got up to piss then walked into my room to get in my own bed.
i walk in to see my mattress topper halfway off my bed. i tried to push it back on but it wouldn’t budge. i’m like “damn i’m mad hungover if i can’t move a piece of foam.” i reach onto my bed to move my ikea bear (the really big one, i love him) and i fucking find my friend sleeping under it??
i start dying. like actually crying laughing. he gets up and he’s completely coherent he’s like “bro why you laughing?” i’m like “dude i didn’t know you slept in my bed what the fuck happened?” bc he’s literally one floor above us?? why didn’t u walk up one flight of stairs and walk ten steps to ur room? he’s like “well u went to bed in suitemate’s bed so i took yours” WHAT?? so i was like “go back to bed bro” and went back to sleep in my suitemate’s bed.
i wake up again at 9 am and go back into my bedroom to see how my bro’s doing.
tell me how my entire mattress topper was on the floor. the entirety of it. and he was still under seven blankets, my five throw pillows and the stupid bear.
he wakes up and my suitemate’s tells me ANOTHER MF was asleep in my room ON MY RUG. he left at like 6:50 am to walk back to the other side of campus to his room. i felt so bad like he could’ve stayed and i would’ve made him a comfier lil bed :(
at 10 am we all get a notif that we need to be off campus out of our rooms by 1. i’m tweaking, bc my uncle is the one who was picking me up and he didn’t get out of work until 5:30, plus 15-20 min to drive and pick me up, plus the hurricane weather, i wasn’t scooped until 6.
the friend who slept in my bed and i sat in the lobby and waited for his friend w a car to show up so we could at least get out of the school area for now. we went to get sushi, shit was buss. i explained to bro wit da car that i wasn’t getting scooped until at least 5:40 and he was like “nah it’s chill dawg we ain’t in a rush to get to the house we’ll chill w u” so i hung w them until 3pm when his aunt called him and told him he needed to go to the house bc of the storm.
so they dropped me BACK OFF AT THE SCHOOL. WITH MY STUPID SUITCASE. WITH MY SUSHI AND A HAT I STOLE OFF THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. i was tweaking. freaking out, even. i still had 2 hours
they left and bc florida is florida, it was super fucking sunny and warm out. so i sat at one of the many outdoor tables we have.
and of course about 30 min later it starts pouring something fierce. i get soaked. i call up my friend and was like “fuck yall for leaving me in the rain” he’s like “bro i’m sorry i didn’t know it would start raining” YEAH ME NEITHER BUT BRO CMONNNN U COULDVE SAVED ME.
i find a small little indent in my dorm building to hide in w no cameras and i change my shirt. i was still wearing the exact same fit from the entire school day prior. i didn’t even have time to change my clothes by the time i cleaned up all the alcohol left out (which was essential, because they did room checks to make sure everyone was evacuated) and packed my bag properly to go stay w my fam.
same pants, unwashed hair body or face, sunglasses bc of how violently high i got in the morning to forget my week, and sopping wet socks. eating hours old sushi in the outdoor mechanics closet of my dorm.
BUT I STILL LOOKED FLY AS FUCK BC THE SECURITY GUARD COMPLIMENTED MY FIT WHEN HE CAME TO ASK IF I WAS OK 🗣️🗣️🗣️😤😤😤
anyways i’m still tweaking. i’m like actually just not ok rn. and the worst part is i enjoyed my weekend so fucking much. it was amazing and i was so happy how my life was turning around for the better, with a nice normal man (unheard of in my life), a good friend group, and doing decent in my classes. i hung out w a bunch of new people, met some old friends from the beginning of the year, never did too much drugs (even tho it takes a lot for anything to hit me anymore so it’s not hard to avoid, and i don’t enjoy that feeling)
i had so much fun, my friends were pulling cute people, i pulled a decent guy. and im just so mad because i pride myself in how good i am at reading people. and im always so cautious. it just makes me spiral because like i’ve spent my entire life making sure it doesn’t happen again and it DOES. like i do so much to protect myself. i literally don’t even have romantic attractions so every date i go on is like a “ok you’re a good person maybe we can make something work” thing, never like a love at first sight/i actively want to be with you thing, AND I LITERALLY TELL THEM THAT. AND I TELL THEM I DONT FUCK. SO HOW DO I WIN?
i’ll never win 🥲
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Everything I'm about to say is pretty much just what everyone else has said but like- it all ties together I feel, YA KNOW? I just think it's wild that in a community where everyone has collectively decided that living up to societal norms is dumb and lives by the whole "we are cringe, but we're FREE" meme, that we've somehow normalized making snap judgements about and ostracizing each other? and treating those who don't participate in those witch hunts like they're criminals of the worst degree themselves? I-? HOW? It's just all very juvenile to me, and I'll admit it's made it hard for me to want to reach out to people and make friends here still.
I feel like I'm walking on egg shells ALL the time. You can't like, reblog, or follow ANYONE without jumping through hoops first and if you don't and follow the wrong person or reblog from someone who's stupidly specific DNI you happen to fall under, then you're suddenly the biggest asshole known to man. You're on a list, or getting gossiped about, or you're getting cancelled, whatever. That's assuming they don't have their DNI's plastered on every post they make, which wouldn't be so off putting maybe (big maybe) if people weren't so freaking rude. "DNI (enter whoever here) you're scum get out of here you're not wanted" OH OKAY? HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING SO ANGRY? I'm not trying to harbor an unsafe or unwelcoming environment for ANYONE on my blog, so no I'm not going to reblog stuff like that even if maybe I wouldn't want to interact with whoever they're excluding either.
Also, the things people get called and the disgusting things people get accused of around here willy nilly for literally no reason other than others disagree with them? Yknow the ones. Not gonna say it here, but oh my GOD that is so NOT okay. To do THAT to someone is disgusting. I just don't get what happened to treating a social media, like social media. If you don't like someone? Block them! If you get an interact from someone you don't like? Block them too! Don't want to see certain posts? Mute the tags! Don't like who someone ships with for whatever reason? Hey there's that block button again! It's so easy. It's free. It's like- dead ass the most simple thing in the world. And yet we've chosen to normalize making the entire community a frigging minefield. It's so overwhelming that if I hadn't found a way in via my own support blog back in the day, and instead tried to enter as just anyone else, I would have turned tail way before I met the friends I do have here (and my wonderful amazing lovely girlfriend cough). It's stupid, my dude. Having this opinion alone gets me shoved into certain boxes I didn't even ask for. And as far as people getting butt hurt over blocks, I don't even NOTICE when it happens, let alone do I care so I just. Cannot relate. I can't fathom it unless they were someone I was close to.
In closing, this community has a lot of maturing to do, because thats what all of this is. Immature, exhausting, and yes- stupid. I'M TIRED OF THIS GRANPA.
K done 💖
This! Oh look it's my beautiful amazing talented and emotionally intelligent girlfriend!! Everything you said is true and more. We have got to mature as a community! We live like this??? It do be smelling like roaches in here guys, CMONNNN
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dude. she was upset about her stank ass ex again last night, she came over and fell asleep in my arms 💔💔 i also gave her a little kiss on her shoulder/neck while we were cuddling and she smiled ?? she told me she’s lucky to have me ??? IM SO CONFUSEDDDD
we’re so “what can i do” - reneé rap coded bro
i know she’s gonna see this and at this point i’m being overly obvious like CMONNNN
- 👩❤️💋👩
Can she see this🤍Can she please see this🤍Your friend wants you🤍
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nick watches spiderman. again.
i have done this so much. the first movie was so long. this ones even longer. by like ten minutes but still. ANYWAY LETS GET GOINGGGG IM SO EXCITED
it should be noted that i spent thirteen dollars on this film and its so worth it
the opening music is SOOOO GOOD
this little motif that plays here is played a few times thru the movie and i love when movies do that sjdhfksjd its so fun to have little music cues that carry over thru the film
i heard someone say this was their least favorite spiderman and it breaks my heart i love it sm
anyway. richards killing things.
so basically hes killing the little spiders they worked on and just kinda running off rn
this is a surprise scene thatll help us later
i know what hes doing and why hes doing it but its a secret so i wont say until it comes up
OMG HEYYYY SO REMEMBER IN THE FIRST FILM WHEN THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. THAT COMES BACK NOW.
he was recording a little video diary thingy =]
okay droppin him off at mays weve seen this part already
i know its important but cmon. places to be.
yippee mary and richard on the plane!!!
DUDE. MARY DIDNT WANT THIS. "did you see his face? hes never gonna understand. hes just a little boy." SHE DIDNT WANT TO PACK UP AND LEAVE HER SON THIS ISNT HER FIGHT AJKGHKJAHGS JUSTICE FOR MARY PARKER
"we're going to spend the rest of our lives looking over our shoulders, never feeling safe. we cant do that to him." funny u say that richard
okay mary is off to the bathroom. in walks flight assistance guy.
i feel like i gotta explain every little detail of this film bc it means so much to me and i need u guys to understand KJGHSKJDGH
flight assistant guy is washing his hands off and theres a little bloodddd on himmmmm yikes
richard sees but doesnt say anything bc obv
oops flight assistant has a gun. and hes locked mary in the bathroom. and he has a parachute. and he stole richards laptop. AND HE HIT MARY WHEN SHE ESCAPED.
fight sceeeene marys down
this scene is fun but theres no way in hell richard parker would be able to fight AND WIN
the planes going down they shot out the window
flight assistant guy is now out of the plane JKGSKJHGJK richard and mary go down with it but marys already gone before they crash, richard dies in the crash as far as i know, like thats whats implied
parents dead. time for spiderman.
PETERRRRRR PETER PARKER GUYS LOOK ITS SPIDERMAN ITS PETER HES ON SCREEN GUYS GUYS LOOK ITS PETER
THIS OPENING SWINGING SEQUENCE. I WANNA BE HIM SOOOOOO BAD U GUYS HAVE NO CLUE.
FUN FACT the movie made a mistaaaake and i caught it like my first watch. so theres this truck carrying plutonium that was stolen from oscorp that peters abt to go catch, right? and they say that plutonium is highly explosive. WELL ITS NOT. PLUTONIUM 238 IS BARELY A DAMN FISSILE ISOTOPE. SPIDERMAN. ITS USED AS A SOURCE OF HEAT AND ALPHA EMITTERS FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. STUPID MOVIE. and look they couldve just taken the name or something bc it sounds cool but cmonnnn its wronggggg
yeahhh the driver of the stolen truck is aleksei sytsevitch. remember that itll come back later.
this chase music is so good i love the score for this film
another motif here while hes swinging that comes back later ehehe
we are nine minutes in. argh.
"hey, mr criminal? hey, my names spiderman, you can call me webhead, you can call me amazing, just dont call me late for dinner, you get it? not a shaker, areeee you a hugger?" "i am killer!" "woah, okay!"
makes me laugh every time its so dumb
peters banter is so fun in this movie i love it so much
omg max dillonnnnn okay so hes walking with all these blueprints and they fall into the street and no one helps him but peter. guess if thatll come back later.
peter catches all the vials of plutonium. except for one. hes a bit dumb.
okay so peters o the front of this cop car and he looks over into the cop car next to him and who does he see but mr stacy! from the first film! "nick thats impossible hes dead" oh just wait GKHSKJDGHDSKJ
HIS RING TONE IS THE "spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can" AND I LOVE IT
HIIIII GWEN MY WIFE I ADOREEEEEE THIS WOMAN
oh yeah theyre graduating today and peters late bc hes in a high speed chase. if i was allowed to decorate my cap it wouldve been spiderman themed.
HER SPEECH AGH im not gonna quote t bc its so long but it means the world to me
oh yeah aleksei sprays peter with the windshield wiper water thing i love that
gwen stacy the woman u are
again i love how they did gwen like they didnt just make her a basic love interest like in tobys films they actually gave her depth
OKAY SO. PETER RUNS ON STAGE TO GET HIS DIPLOMA. AND HE DOES THE DRAMATIC DIP KISS THING TO GWEN. APPARENTLY THAT WASNT SCRIPTED. it couldve been but its so much funnier to think it wasnt
HIIII AUNT MAYYYYY
theres a deleted scene here where the graduates are with their families where flash runs up to them in his cap and gown all excited and he tells gwen like "i made it i knew i could bc u believed in me" and they shouldve kept it bc it makes me so happy
"i know the next thing your unvle ben would say, dont just follow the path, make your own trail" "ralph waldo emerson" "no" "what do you mean, no?" "ben told me he made it up!" I WISHHHH BEN WERE HERE
ugh the way they both laughed over ben i love these two
aunt may says that she wishes ben were here and peter goes "yeah, and my folks" and mays smile drops a bit, her demeanor changes ever so slightly and she just "...yeah" THIS DOESNT SEEM IMPORTANT AND ITS NOT BUT IT MAKES SENSE LATER
im gonna finish this scene then continue in a rb this is getting long
i love that may tries to take a photo of peter and gwen and gwens like "cheese!! =D!" and peter is so awkwardly stood there like "cheeeeeese 😐"
she invites him to dinner with her family and she says shes gonna do her speech for him "over and over again, all night long" bc he missed ittttt aghhhhhhh
THIS. THISSSSSS. he watches the stacys take their family photo and then mr stacy appears in the background, and we flash back to the first film, his death, where hes telling peter to leave gwen alone. i am soooooo sad.
okay this dinner scene is devastating so! next post! i love this movie i have so many thoughts and were only 17 minutes in
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LOKI S2 FINALE REACTION
cuz ik this is gonna be Bat Shit Insane
I am SO EXCITEDDDD
ok here we go
THE INTRO IS EPIC
OMG THE TIMING AHHH
WHYD HE STILL LET TIMELY SPAGHETTIFY???????
is that like the furthest back he can go or something????
nvm hes just struggling (fair, hes watching someone spaghettify over and over again)
DUDE JUST TELL THEM YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIME TRAVEL
the model scene again is sending me omg
AGAIN. TELL THEM THE TIME SLIPPING WAS TIME TRAVEL
tell them tell them tell them you're driving me insane loki, GIVE THEM AN EXPLANATION PLEASE BBY
omg he knows all the weak spots on the suit omg
HE SMARTTTTTT
mobius confusedddd
HE SO SMART NOW
YAYYYYY TIMELY
she's so brave! she's well-behaved! she is not afraidddddd!!!
CMONNNN TIMELYYY YOU GOT THISSSS
HOOF IT HOOF IT HOOF IT
centuriessss omg hes been going through it im gonna cry thinking about it holy shit. all for his friends. I love him so much
WIZARDDDD
NOOO THE READINGS WHATS HAPPENING
shittt no the pruning has to happen doesn't it....
oh god
is he gonna have to go back to before the end of s1?
HE IS WHO REMAINS NOW ISNT HEEEEEEEEEE
HE WHO REMAINS (rip) WAS RIGHT ITS GOTTA BE LOKI
hug mobius hug mobius hug mobius before they all die again please please please
I WAS RIGHT HES BACKKKKKKKK BOIIII
AHHAHAHAHHA THIS MEANS NO MORE CANON SYLKI KISS AHHAHAHAHAH
tell her u time traveled tell her you time traveled tell her you time traveled tell her you've time traveled tell her you've time traveled tell her you've time traveled TELL HER YOUVE TIME TRAVLED
HOLYSHIT THIS IS HOW HE WHO REMAINED REMAINED IN THE FIRST PLACE ITS GOTTA BEEEEE
HAHAHH BOTH OF THEM STOPPING HER IN THE ELEVATOR THIS IS GOLDEN
no way is he actually going to have to kill her?
FROZEN IN TIMEEE HELL YEAH
omg YESSSSS HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT
IM GOING INSANE
WHERE DID HE PUT HER LMFAOOOO
omg this actually means he doesnt kiss Sylvie ever again lmfaooo. gay ass (affectionate)
"this is a lot for you" lmfaoooo "lmk when you're ready to have a conversation"
OOOOOH BACK ATTEM
omg the first "idk what happens after this" was a SETUPPPPPP HOLYSHITTTTT IM SCREAMINGGGGGG
is he EVER gonna tell mobius/the gang. I feel like if he would've told them in one of his retries they would've showed us
it just occurred to me none of season two happened to ANYONE but loki holyshit
the actual concept of the end of time is still crazyyy to me like my little peabrain can't comprehend
NOOOO IS HE ACTUALLY GONNA KILL HER
OMG HES GOING BACK FURTHER!!!!!!
omg omg omg pre all of his relationships hes barely gonna have his friends hes gonna have to reform all the relationships
HES BLOWING MOBIUS'S MINDDDDD HES GONNA HAVE TO BREAK HIS MINDSET AGAIN PLEASE LET THEM HAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BACK
I just know hes so happy to talk to mobius again hes spent probably weeks months years at the citadel at the end of time
more burden than glory omgomgomg
MOBIUS WAS THE ONE WHO HESITATED sobbing
no nO WHY WHY WHY WHAT WHAT WHAT
HES BACK IN THE PRESENT???
WHATTTT
OMG HE STOPPED IT FULLY
HE PULLED SYLVIE OUTSIDE TIME!!!
at least hes finally telling somebody
NOOO HES GONNA HAVE TO KILL HER :(
don't fucking make them kiss AGAIN istg
babes hes spent CENTURIES reliving shit please gurl
okokokokokokok!!!
hes just chilling with them (in slow-mo? can't tell)
NOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT
boy if you die everything does dont do it
slutty hair flip here we go
IWHATWHATWHAT
OMGOMGOMG COSTUMINGGG COSTUMINGGGGG YEAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ok that's creepy looking asf
WHOAAAAAAAAA
OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
im gonna start sobbing
YESSS SIT ON THAT THRONE
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMGOMGOMG
YGDRASSIL OH MY GOD OH M Y GOD
THE TREE OF FUCKING TIME!!!
mobius :(
im actually sobbing right now :(((
lmfao they pruned Ravenna
GET GOT LOL
DON :(
MOBIUS AND SYLVIEEEE
LOKIIIIIIIII
glorious purpose. sobbing. sobbing.
its rly good this just means its really over.
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