#dsmp waffling

[g-xix]

why tf are my past-fixations all so close together

I feel so much like strange embarrassment at this like, wdym my absolute pride and joy and favourite person in the whole wide world when I was like 12 is just a few people away from my current obsessions and people i write fanfics about rn?????

i rmbr when I used to SCOUR the Internet in 2019 for Lazarbeam and Sidemen content when I evolved from watching Click crew and Lazarbeam to KSI and the Sidemen...

And then the Quackity and KSI on the DSMP vid making me go into the minecraft, mcyt, dsmp era (embarrassingly.)

Which also introduced me to Jschlatt who i had an UNGODLY love for (and i fear that him being less than 5 feet from Chunkz is manifesting him back into my life)

And AJ AND QUACKITY LITR RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER? I think i might shatter into a billion pieces if i see them do smth together. Every molecule within me is already vibrating at a million miles a moment seeing them in the same vicinity.

I like compartmentalising my life into eras (2021 is dreamsmp, characterised by Quackity n Tommyinnit n Schlatt n blahblahblah, 2023/4 is Beta squad, 2019 to now (apart from 2021) being Sidemen)...

And seeing all of these eras mishmash together within the same MrBeast-organised picture just has me feeling so weird

Might be the first MrBeast vid i have to watch ngl

(j whilst tagging i feel the need to say more: even like Andrea n Alexandra Botez is giving me 2021 flashbacks to seeing Raj's love or hosts back when Minx was big and unproblematic and celebrated too - and this is the first time in over a year I've seen Ludwig, and I used to watch the mogul mail litr DAILY - even about shit i didnt' gaf about...Idk i cant begin to explain it - maybe the weirdness of seeing all these ppl is also bc half are from America where the content style is sm more different to British YouTube which I mainly watch........ But like, tell me that literally seeing POKIMANE, NIKO OMILANA, MOIST CRITIKAL/PENGUINZ0/CHARLIE, SAM & COLBY, QUACKITY, AND LAZARBEAM within the same 20M² MAKES SENSE. IT DOESN'T.)

[virgil-analogical-trash]

I'm making a semi open world Group RP to have any MCYTs in it! Plenty of Hermits, DSMP, QSMP, Empires, and otherwise characters are still open if anyone is intrested! There's no super set plot and it's meant to be for fun and semi-lit+

Dm or comment if intrested! (It is likely going to be a discord server)

[belsballs]

everytime "___ duo" is used an angel loses it's wings

[daemosghost]

Dream when there's grooming allegations with very concrete evidence against him: 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

Dream when there's a small scuffle between his friends:

[logosbot-tm]

I still get whiplash when I see #waffle duo, I have to spend 10 minutes rebooting my brain before I can comprehend what it means

💃

(It's a cool duo name, I'm just stupid and easily confused)

[justarandomsloth]

Waffle House Hero/Villain Au

Ok so it’s NOT g/t (don’t worry I’m writing something which hopefully gets done tomorrow) but I have brainrot for a hero/villain fic idea I had! (It’s actually stupid though-)

So if you don’t know there’s this chain of restaurants call Waffle House (to my knowledge only located in the U.S) that sells breakfast/lunch foods.

Anyways they are KNOWN for being especially prepared for disasters, so much so that they have been used to rank the severity of storms and other disasters (albeit unofficially)

It’s called the Waffle House Index and it’s based off of whether or not the local Waffle Houses are able to open.

There’s three different levels: Green, Yellow, and Red.

Green means they are open and have their full menu.Yellow means that they are open but with a limited menu and red means they are closed and there has been severe damage to the area.

Anyways imagine that but instead of natural disasters it’s hero/villain fights and they rank the severity of the fights based on whether or not the Waffle Houses are closed.

Also just imagine if Tommy works at one and there is a fight going on RIGHT above him and someone he knows crashes through the door and is just concerned and asks him why he’s there but he just shrugs.

I don’t know I don’t have it very fleshed out but I want to see what people think and PLEASE feel free to ask questions about my idea! (In all honesty I’m kind of craving them)

[cha0ticy33n]

Ranboo is the only one in bench trio without game L

[elfanonymous]

guy who switches his main interest every 3-5 years (after being interested in something for 3 years): wow this is crazy im going to be interested in this forever. like when im an old grandpa im still going to be interested in this. yeah no i know i lost interest last time i said this, but i swear its forever this time. yes its still the block men whats wron-

[theverywest]

Okay so I have not been able to stop thinking about this so I'm back and ready rumble :

• in my mind the lmanburg section of the park would be near the back , with the greater dsmp surrounding it

• it would have a couple different entrances, one big arch from the greater dsmp area, maybe with a statue of the founding members or a sign declaring its independence, and one via a bridge across some form of water to show the new lmanburg crater transforming into the next section

• now as a lover of the exile arc I think the next section from the 2nd entrance would lead to the "island" of Tommy's exile.

• Depending on how big the park was (and how much focus you want on specific lore) coming from lmanburg would open up to a pale yellow pavement, and a "Tommy's party" food stand, which would serve cake, and all the other food tom ate in exile (all with really depressing names like "carrot for one" ect.)

• and (now this is evil of me) there would be a dropper ride called "The Hole" , referencing dream making tommy throw his things he had gathered into a hole each time he came to visit. It would be inside, Like the Tower of Terror for example, but the inside que goes through the tents of logstedshire, and after getting on the ride the slow clime before the drop plays the ", he was only there to watch me" clip from the attempted suicide, with the drop being sudden and dramatic after a "put your stuff in the hole tommy"

• Other potential rides across the park - the banishment outside the lmanburg walls, Spirit the horse carousel and Tales from the Smp water ride (because that kinda fits the vibe idk why)

Anyway this just came to me in a vision, sorry for kinda derailing your post op but the dsmp fixation came back with a Vengeance

ok ok ok Dsmp theme/amusement park based off of @lmanburgseulogy's post bc I have Ideas tm

(disclaimer that my knowledge of theme park design comes from like. gtws' hc season 9 videos, 2-3 weeks worth of guest lectures in a class I took last year, and me taking concepts learned from both of those and applying them to my memories of all the different theme parks I’ve gone to throughout my childhood)

so the main park would be split up into different areas themed around the different factions/countries in dsmp, so you’d have like l’manburg, las nevadas, the greater smp, etc.

in terms of dark rides (rides where you cannot see the full track and are thus great for narrative type rides) a lot of major events would be great but the main one that comes to mind would be a l’manburg independence war dark ride

in my mind that would probably be one of the older rides in the park, so it would feature old-style disney animatronics (think peter pan or alice in wonderland) and the ride takes the viewer through several different scenes; ccrime coming up with the idea for lmanburg, various fights and skirmishes, suck it green boi, the duel, etc

one of my favorite transitions would be the final control room scene, where riders would go through a dark part where only the l’manburgians’ muffled voices can be heard (like you're going through the tunnel with them) only to come out into the final control room where a ceret animatronic yells out “it was never meant to be!” and goes through the motion of pushing the button. as the ride seems to speed up and “run away” when the smp pop out of hiding to ambush lmanburg, you don't see the deaths themselves but you can hear the overlapping yelling of betrayal as your cart races away and transitions into the duel scene

speaking of l’manburg theme parks tend to play fast and loose with canon material, so I imagine that l’manburg’s theme area would probably be a mix of different l’manburg eras

for example: i think the designers would keep up L’manburg’s walls as a way to separate the space and keep other areas out of visitors’ line of sight in order to fully immerse them better, however designers also loveeeee including big water features and overhanging decorations to make the space alive and pretty, which I feel like new lm’s lanterns and pier/stilt-like structures would better appeal to aesthetically (ex. california adventure’s pixar pier)

the camarvan would be a food truck that sells hotdogs (hah) and overpriced fruit drinks that come in fancy (plastic) potion bottles (and are advertised and named as such)

ok I was going to do the other areas but my mind fixated heavily on l’manburg so there will be a part two I think lmao

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[g-xix]

This is what i meant by MCYT n Sidemen interactions going crazy 😭😭

Telling 2021!me that Karl Jacobs n KSI would HUG would blow my freaking mind - THEM EVEN BEING IN THE SAME VICINITY is such a weird existence, but Karl going n hugging JJ... WHAT BRO. 😭

crazy scenes man

this is that overlap of youtube spheres i find crazy.

[jayfeathersstick]

@wolfielu123 asked me what fandoms im in so i made a list

This took way too long but here you go

A list of all the fandoms im in that i can think of + my favorite character and meme, and why i got into that fandom

Stray kids

Minho but han has been bias wrecking

"Ya know what else is big😀" or BOOM SHAKALAKA

Felix's voice but also the back door performance they did when it came out

Enhypen

I say niki and jake but really its ot7

Next... Enhypen era will be BOOM

Skz started it and i got sucked into he kpop world, they just happened to be the next group that caught my eye

Txt

Yeonjun... And soobin

BYE GUYS HI LADIES MMMMWHA

Same as enha but im not as into them anymore

Harry pottah

Fred + the marauders - peter

"HARRYDIDUPUTYOURNAMEINDEHGOBLETOFIRE" or the mysterious ticking noise, its hard to choose

My sister, she got me into reading (you'll notice a trend of this soon)

Star wars

Anakin, obi wan, and asoka. Also jar jar-

I dont like sand😔 its coarse🙄 and rough😑 and irritaring😤... But not like you😀

Technically my dad but i kinda went off the rails and went crazy over it

Percy jackson

Percy, nico, magnus, leo, anibus

Technically not a meme but that one haiku in toa where it was literally all screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, or the dam french fries

My sister

Attack on titan

Levi (yes im taller than him)

Aot in 9 minutes (there was a point in time where i had it memorized)

Uh, i actually don't know, bc i watched naruto i guess?

Speaking of which

Naruto, mha, and hxh

Im not really in any of the fandoms anymore but i was at one point and aot is the only on ive stayed in

Hermitcraft

🇬‌🇷‌🇦‌🇮‌🇳‌

I don't really have a favorite meme, they're just always memeable

Dsmp... (im not gonna add this one but i did go through a MASSIVE dsmp phase during covid)

Warrior cats

Jayfeather, obvi

Firestar dosent know what a waffle is

My sister handed me itw and it was over from there😌

Marvel

Not really in this one either but it does peak my interest

I see black widow approximately 20 times a year bc my sisters obsessed with it

Also technically not marvel but i went through a really big x-men phase and the deadpool x wolverine cameo in chk chk boom int helping it go away...

Idk the x-men and marvel universe crossover thing has always confused me but interested me

Kotlc

Tam, AND KEEFE OMG-

None bc ive barely interacted with the fandom💀

Sister

Hunger games

Finnick...

Sister

YIPEE I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE

Part 2

[jesterjyesp]

HEY, I'M JESTER / STEVEN ! ,, ☆

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autistic, have adhd and some other disorders(gad, mdd and probably psychosis), i use tone indicators a lot and appreciate if u use them with me :D

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i'm into a lotta things, mainly steven universe, gravity falls, the amazing digital circus, horror media, darkwood, super mario bros, sonic the hedgehog and... a lot more, i'm really into anything that draws my attention. my special interests are gemstones and music!

BYF ! ,, ☆

there'll be time that i'll not have motivation to do art for a long time, so don't follow just for my art

i might be a little slow and don't remember much of things you tell me, but i'll do my best to pay attention

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basic dni criteria(homophobics, pedophiles, zoos, etc)

dark/com/proshippers, supporters and neutrals.

vivziepop/dream team supporters. i'm fine if you like their creations(hh, hb, dsmp) but don't support them.

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[royallygray]

incoherent as shit rant below, proceed with caution:

in the past 30 minutes I've become really fucking unhinged and like I'm releasing the darkness inside slightly more because I'm making statistically more jokes about techno dying which was and is a very traumatic thing for me and its definitely something when you literally do not properly express to other people that you are grieving so hard that your soul desperately hurts because you have one (1) person who is nearly as obsessed with dsmp as you were and you weren't close to them and it'd be weird to absolutely sob together because oh my god like

y'all this was supposed to be a post explaining why I should eat because I'm having more unhinged thoughts but genuinely we should also at some point address how Techno's death absolutely destroyed people

like

There are so many layers to it. Firstly, it's a content creator that you don't know in real life, so there's the weird parasocial thing going on there that isn't *that* socially acceptable but whatever.

Secondly, it was 2022 and we were like. *just* getting out of Covid restrictions

Thirdly, it was during the summer, where I had little to no contact with friends because I just fucking forgot they existed

and like I had friends that USED to be into dsmp but like. no one that had fallen so fucking hard. I feel so fucking hard. and the only one that had fallen half as hard as me I wasn't close with.

Also recently they've told me that they go by they/them which is the least surprising thing ever

honest to God it was surprising when they told me that their pronouns were she/her

Anyways.

holy shit okay I can't think anymore genuinely

this is

I don't expect anyone to see this other than Mysterious and Peri and honestly yeah

Um

like I have more to say about the god awful effects of Techno's death on me especially as someone who was a minor when it happened like ong it's so bad

just holy shit

but my brain gets more ADHD the more I like try to focus

it's like those movies or something where you try to focus on something but it turns into a bunch of puzzle pieces and then those puzzle pieces aren't actually a part of the puzzle but instead an association that are actually a whole NEW puzzle and you can attaxj that puzzle

I should delete this post

it's okay

is it

is it really

I'm fucking crazy holy hell I need food

okay. so

mission: get off bed

I had the thought this morning of doing a grwm but like on Tumblr through text right

and it was just "pants. where the fuck are pants. where the fucking hell are pants. ooh new pants. there's a tag. where the fuck is scissors. where are scissors. where are scissors" bro I spent about five minutes that I did Not have looking for those scissors

and then I was like "where bra. where the fuck is my bra- no not that one I want the other one because it's BETTER"

id be such a good grwm artist person

like

what do you mean you wouldn't watch that

I should be a comedian

Jesus christ

I actually sound high

not like I've ever--

actually I have

I have been around someone who was high

Jesus christ

also I'm gay as shit

I'm a chicken

bawk bawk

anyways I had to fucking tell this person that "no, edibles are not just gummies, they're literally cannabis. they're literally hard drugs"

in her defense she was getting over a bad breakup but eh like Jesus how did you

girly do your research

like I didn't know that edibles were made of cannabis but I knew they were literal drugs

anyways good on her for stopping when I told her

she was literally terrifying I was terrified for her she was not ducking okay like oh my god

anyways I gotta like. stop. doing whatever this is

so I'm gonna end this post

hi to anyone who made it to the end of this

say chicken waffles in the commentsif you made it this far

[unhonest-iago]

Dream SMP Fic Masterlist

DSMP as Bohemian Rhapsody

Not in Kansas Anymore; Aimsey gets isekai'd to origins smp

Star's a Witch!; hcs about Aimsey practicing witchcraft

You're My Wonderwall; CG!Awesamdude, Little!Foolish, Little!Reader + beach day [GN]

Dirty Laundry; Puffy finds out Schlatt cheated on her

I’m Just Like You; Michael’s feeling self conscious about his eye socket so Tubbo enlists the help of Captain Puffy to show him he’s not the only one without an eye

Insomniac Vulpe; How I think Fundy would act after the March 30th dream

Zoom Call; Teacher au, students realize Dream & George don't hate each other when teaching goes to online

Wasting My Youth; Dream helps Sapnap sneak back into the house after his date w/ y/n [GN]

You're such a Backstabber; the villain (SBI) shoots the person (Dream) next to the hero (George) instead

Older Brother Vibes; Headcanons about Dream being Reader's older brother [GN]

Steampunk Duo; Tina commissions Foolish to create a pair of wings for Hannah some time after she loses her elytra

Soulmates; Soulmate au + Foolish [GN]

Kids In Love; Foolish takes Tina as his date to a Ball

Windsor’s Knot; Schlatt teaches Fundy how to tie a tie

Kip; 'Don’t call me that, you lost that privilege a long time ago.'

Reckless Nights; Yogurt finds a box of Fundy's old stuff from L'Manberg days

Wanna Know My Name?; Reader reveals their govt. name to Fundy [GN]

Astérix; Fundy visits Mumza’s temple after his stint of astral projecting to Australia

Better Wash my Mouth out with Soap; Reader panics after a bit of miscommunication with some online friends and Fundy comforts them [GN]

Caregiver Fundy Hcs [GN]

You Know Dutch?; Fundy compliments the reader in Dutch not realizing the Reader can understand him

Negative Rizz; Fundy teleports to QSMP and ends up crushing on Cellbit

Monikers; Fundy wants a nickname from Felps that isn't fox boy. Or Felps learns more about Fundy over a night of drinking.

Or my fist will put you out; Fundy not able to lull Yogurt to sleep, goes to his dad (Revivedbur) for help

You’re So Fucking Pretty; Fundy's meets reader at a house party and later is the one that got away [GN]

Meeting Mumza; SBI meets Mumza in her in-between realm

Meeting Mumza Pt. 2; Fundy meets Mumza after a near death experience as a kit

Where the Wild Things are

Only in the Photographs

Yee Yee Kidnaps the Yip Yip; Sapnap kidnaps Fundy for a family reunion

Cathartic; Fundy catches Dream cheating on him w/ George

Foxtrap; Fundy gets caught in reader's hunting trap and eventually decides to let him go [GN]

Shifter; Headcanons/stuff George has in his shifting to Hogwarts script

Go White Boy Go

As Sly as a Fox; Niki but as the female victor from district 5 in The Hunger Games

Carmen; An imagine based around the song Carmen by Lana Del Rey. Starts off w/ Niki being a famous singer and regular at a bar that Minx bartends for

Can I Please Have a Waffle?; Reader take SBI to Waffle House [GN]

Lollipop; Philza stops Reader from eating a lollipop stick [GN]

Play Date with the Babysitter; Phil is asked to babysit Tommy, Techno and Wilbur. Tommy ends up making a microwave cake in a mug, bickering ensues.

Time-Sick; Philza discovers Reader is also immortal after a drunken slip-up during a night of trivia pursuit [GN]

Braids; Philza braids a young Techno’s hair

Birds & the Bees; Reader receives the bird & the bees talk from Philza, Techno, & Schlatt (separately) [GN]

SBI Movie Night

Tiktoker! Punz

Red means I Love You; The bit from Suicide Squad (2021) where Harley spends the day with the president and then ends up killing him due to a red flag [GN]

Bad Hair Day; Sapnap helps trans! y/n detangle his hair after seeing how tangled it's gotten [Male]

Rodeo! Sapnap Headcanons [GN]

Rabbit’s Foot; Origins Tommy dies trying to kill Techno in attempts to claim a rabbit’s foot for an unknown contractor

Interview [GN]

You’re a Mean One Mr. Soot; The song from The Grinch but written as if it were about Wilbur

London Boy; Basically I love London Boy as a Wilbur song so here’s y/n singing it as a little dedication to him during karaoke night w/ friends. [GN]

If I was…; Reader convinces Wilbur to do the one If I was... TikTok trend [GN]

You Promised! [GN]

Oh, the Less I know the Better; Reader has a booth at the Green Festival and gives Vikk a tarot reading as to possibly warn him and Lazar about their upcoming deaths [Fem]

When The Grimm Reaper Knocks; Vikk & Lazar's deaths expanded upon

[peninkwrites]

I didn't want to have my own lil party in the notes of this incredibly based post so I'm gonna make my own to waffle on.

Because, yes, @lacystar is sadly so correct, Wilbur would not volunteer for Tommy in the Hunger Games. My thought being, who WOULD volunteer?? and not just because they'd be all but guaranteed to win ala Technoblade.

Who would volunteer as a sacrifice?

Many thoughts many thoughts. Like, the tragedy of Tommy volunteering on behalf of his older brother perhaps? Tommy was always protecting Wilbur, right?

Like, Tubbo is the sort to do some self sacrifice, but could he, that spur of the moment, think of it? He's our chess player, he strategizes, like when he exiled Tommy, that was a product of prolonged, careful thought (like relatively spur of the moment, but at that meeting he started thinking the moment Tommy started talking and making threats). So the question is not if he would be willing, I think, but if he would have the time to get that far in his thinking.

And this is largely my own cabinetduo biases coming into play, but would Quackity volunteer for Tubbo?? Red festival, he tried to defend him, but he very much didn't get in the way (not that I blame him! but he didn't)(alternatively... would Tubbo volunteer for Quackity? Clingyduo Will Cling, but would Tubbo make the same sacrifice for someone who protected him but also didn't?)

This is also complicated by timelines and such, are these their dsmp selves? where in the timeline? or did just vaguely equivalent events happen which make the dynamics at least translate? idk! Because I do think Manberg Tubbo, President Tubbo, and Snowchester Tubbo would all act differently, both on volunteering in general, (like even if all 3 would volunteer for Tommy, the reasons might vary. although... far enough along, maybe Tubbo wouldn't volunteer because he had Michael to look out for...) and how different times would I think cause variation in who he might volunteer for. I think Snowchester Tubbo would be more likely to volunteer for Quackity than Manberg Tubbo, which may seem ironic/counterintuitive considering going from foxhole buddies to arguably adversaries but it's both Snowchester Tubbo feeling More capable, and maybe viewing Big Q as a little Less capable by the time they get to the cookie outpost.

Tubbo is so so complicated, like would he volunteer for Ranboo during the especially married years?? I'm genuinely not sure. I think Ranboo would Want to volunteer for Tubbo but might fail to out of sheer social anxiety and panic.

Niki and Jack couldn't volunteer for each other, but I'd imagine if one of them got chosen, the other might volunteer for the other guy/girl to make sure they go in together, to keep the other safe. There's something horrible about thinking about Niki (Early Niki, L'Manberg Niki, even in early Manberg.) volunteering to go into the arena with Wilbur, especially because Wilbur would be shocked and horrified by her presence rather than grateful.)

OH would JACK volunteer for Tubbo??? Like, Jack was very ride or die for Tubbo toward the end. But would that mean Jack views Tubbo as less capable? As more valuable? Or does that complicate things too much, when really, Jack would just think he doesn't want his friend to be hurt any more?

Idk much to consider much to consider.