#dry alcoholic

[enemywasp]

I HATE tiktok and the Internet in general rn for the obsession with "oh this person's smellyyy" "Brother it STINKS over here" "BOO 💧🧼🧽🚿" and stuff like that. I wish I could put into words how demeaning and patronising that whole idea is and people implying anyone they don't like doesn't wash.

For one there's something grating about being insulted in a manner like we're in nursery again. But also WHY is that the go to insult. Why do you associate these things? Especially to those you deem "chronically online". Like I don't want to sound pathetic but it feels so nasty to me.

is it extreme to say this feels tied to ableism? And classism too?

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[isbergillustration]

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[1taliart]

Classicstober Day 1- Cassandra

This challenge is going to be my excuse to start drawing on paper again.

[totsandnuggsrebloggs]

I made a Moomin cake :>

I am so proud of it :]

[aristocraticelegance]

There is a space-themed bar near me that I finally got around to visiting and look at this magnificent drink!! I was actually so distracted by the dry ice that it didn’t even occur to me to marvel at the fact that it was also glowing until now.

[zhongrin]

i wish not drinking alcohol is normalized on social gatherings. yes i'm sure i don't want any alcohol. yes i'm good with my fruit juice. no it's not because or religion or tradition or anything along that line.

I JUST DON'T LIKE THE TASTE. LEAVE ME ALONE 😭

[chimpukampu]

Tri keychain WIP for an upcoming con

[wormedeye]

*gives him chapstick*

[fullcravings]

Chocolate & Cognac Fig Cake with Chocolate Glaze

[shalayce]

I know very little about this man, but it’s fun to put myself through hell trying to draw his mask :))

[kilianromero]

Cocktail Fun

[rubybloodhound]

KIRBY SHITPOSTING: THE SECOND (Now with alcohol)

[Pat one]

Necrodeus: I CAST UNDRUNK Morpho Knight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lady Adeliza: Alright, what do you guys want? Galaxia: Mcdonalds. Meta Knight: Mcdonalds Morpho Knight: Mcdonalds! Papi: Mcdonalds! Dark Meta Knight: MCDONALDS! Galacta Knight: MCDONALDS! All (Expect Adeliza): MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Lady Adeliza, sweating: Ok- The knights (And Papi): YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Animeta Knight: Who the hell is giving me pretty roc- IS THAT A FISH!?

Bandee: It's so sad Parasol died today.. Parasol Dee: STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD! Bandee: Sometimes, I can still hear their voice...

Some GSA private: Question: why does the garbage disposal smell like rotting flesh? Sir Arthur: Counter question: Why are you looking through the garbage disposal? It handles itself pretty well

Magolor: Kirby! There's a pipebomb in your mailbox! Kirby: But I don't have a mailbox? Magolor: what Kirby, pulling out a banana with a pipebomb, a miniature version of Meta Knight, and Marx strapped to it: All I have is this banana...

Marx: First words? *Tire screeching sfx* Marx: Second words? *Car crashing sfx* Marx: Third words? *Heheheha clash royale sfx*

Marx: By the way, I'm dead Magolor: Your name is Dead?

Kirby: Is the sun edible?

Taranza: MY PC! MY PC!! MY PCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC TPOT intro

Sword: Hey, Sir? What's with this? ("This" being a dead fish at Sword's door) Meta Knight: Ah. Uhm. Uh. Uhhh.

Doctor Healmore: Finally. The gay potion

Adeleine: Why did I draw that? I'm an artist

Galacta Knight is just standing there Galaxia: Kiss him. Meta Knight: What? Galaxia: Kiss. Him. Meta Knight: Why- Galaxia: I know you would love to. Meta Knight: I would not Galaxia: I will control your body so you know how good kissing him feels Meta Knight: ....I'm not ga- Galaxia: YOUR BI

Sir Arthur: Sending hints to the universe so it sends hints to me on how to escape this time loop

Meta Knight: Finally.. My identity crisis is done... Alright that was fun, but now it's time for part 2, pronouns edition! Meta Knight: wait wut

Just after GK gets unsealed Meta Knight, internally: They didn't say the greatest warrior in the galaxy would be so hot..

Morpho Knight: Wait, what do you mean there's no it/it's in halcandran?

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

Cryptozoology by patrick stump is so Ford coded it's insane.

Personally I think the song is about Fords struggles with impressing his father

[zhongrin]

i survived

[stabbyfoxandrew]

every time my dad does anything he has to do it in the most annoying and loudest way possible. and honestly i'm not sure if he means to or he's just really goddamn stupid but it's really really grating. and i'm suffering the werewolf curse rn so i'm ready to die