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What is irep and Goldie(the triangle fairy) up to in this au?
Goldie!!!! Hihihi hello!!! Goldie is a Leisure Fairy! She specializes in Light Magic, so she goes around bringing sunlight to different parts of the world on Earth. Whenever a child prays or makes a shrine asking for sunlight, she responds to it!!
She has a very bubbly and bright (hah) personality!!!!!! On the surface. Goldie has a reputation to maintain as the "cutesy happy-go-lucky sunlight fairy", but in truth, she's pretty jaded for a fairy. She drops this facade around her close friends.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop goldie goldenglow#fop goldie#fop irep#goldie goldenglow#irep#asks#itty bitties fop au#Goldie is the kind of girl to stop you from texting your ex when drunk#shes also the kinda girl to remember everything about you and bring it up randomly#like. the type of person you can trust to be very very honest about something. gentle!! but wont hold punches#i just realized goldie's outfit looks like the typical anime girl uniform#but i prommy it isnt#its worse actually.#i based her outfit on junko from danganronpa.#bcs in my head goldie sounds like. well NOT like junko. but like her sister pretending to be junko
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to be totally upfront with you, when it comes to op i am like... 90% just here for the women. like, don't get me wrong, the male characters are fun & i enjoy them! i'm having a blast, even! there are a few upcoming arcs that i'm vaguely aware of which i'm sure will allow some of the men to garner more of my favour!
but also, like... the women are the characters that make me feel like screaming & crying & slowly peeling off my skin layer by layer. they are the characters who haunt me, who harrow me, who's suffering i feel in my very bones. they are the characters who have intellects which fill me with awe, resilience that guts me organ by organ, the characters who are flawed in a manner which ground me & heartens me in equal measure, the characters given a sort of atypical strength which fascinates me, their sense of chaotic whimsy what brings a lightness to my heart. the women are the people carrying the story for me. it wouldn't be anything close to worthwhile without them.
#the exception of course being my littlest buddy tony tony chopper. but he was in that womens day art w a cute lil “support girls” crop top#so it is fine. honourary woman. & also he is itty bitty.#also the exception is tashigi but that is very minimally her fault. her motivation isn't particularly compelling esp within the op cast &#she tends to get the short-end of the narrative stick to boost characters like smoker or zoro.#blame oda.#but also robin vivi the women of the skypeia arc doc kureha & ESPECIALLY nami. women of all time. my loves. my fluffy little duckies.#my sugar plums. my darling dearests. there is no story without them.#& like from everything i've heard abt the women i'm yet to meet i am 100% going to adore if not at least be SUPER compelled by them.#i love women so much. so so so much.#grey's one piece tag#drunk posts
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love this creature. the derg
the derg ( thats me)
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he so stupid i love him
#he walks around like he's drunk#and tries to eat his own feet/tail#itty bitty little kitty#cat#pets
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me: well at least in assisted living i wont have 2 deal with any drunks harassing me!
me tonight: 😐
#marcel.txt#god sometimes my job rly requires the patience of a fucking saint#aka most times#bc this old bitty does this drunk shit like every day
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next family friend to ask abt my love life at this pre wedding nye party is getting suplexed
#a lot of these ppl haven’t seen me since i was itty bitty#lots of recycling the same catch up to date on sam life info over n over#escaped for a sec to charge my phone and smoke some weed yeehaw#loud drunk people do not agree w my migraines
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why are they like this why are they like this





This was supposed to be a goofy one off 3 panel comic not. Something with effort.



Many mistakes are about to be made









he does not remember a THING.
Also bonus of Robbie with bed hair and the shirt he passed out in

The shirt is based on my dad's RAGGEDY ASS mountain dew shirt he's had since I was born. It's so old he can't wear it anymore
Also messy hair robbie. The curls are threatening to return/silly
@tbob-enthusiast @jayxel1102 ehehhehe
#FBRJEFNDNRE E DND E FN D MY FEELINGS CAN'T BE CONVEYED IN WORDS#I'M JUST YBTBGBT#CRYING EMOJI TEN THOUSAND#analysis of the itty bitty - turned longer than expected - comic (joy joy joy joy JOYFUL DAYS JOYFUL MORNING JOYFUL EVERYTHING)#robbie MISSING THE WAY THINGS WERE BEFORE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#I'M EXPLODING WAAAHHH#him feeling bad about Hilda. of course he does oh my god .can i please put everyone in a blender ??1? please i#WAAAAAAAAHHHH#the fact thompson wrote a note not a text . why are you like this. i love you unnamed son of the thompson household. i still need to name ya#and for the record. gordon is such a good name and I would've picked it if I had known about this name before it was bestowed upon a rock#LMAO#anyway#I'm exploding in tears rn. I'm so emotional today for no reason and I want these two to get along please llease please please#🥺😭😭#WAAHHH#BROTHRHTBJRHEJRJE#HE WASN'T EVEN IN THE FUCKING PARTY. THOMPSON WASN'T IN THE PARTY. BUT HE CAME OVER JUST TO DRIVE ROBBIE HOME HELLO ?!?!!!!#i assume the timeline is: Robbie & Wendy went to party; Robbie got drunk and called Thompson; Thompson noticed it and decided -#- to take him home. ABFHSBDH. WHHFBRBFND SNR E.S F G G G. im killing you both with laser beams right this instant wtf why are you like this#kills you kills you kills you forever and ever#please hold hands or something. die#goddamn it. GODDAMN IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I'M SO GLAD HILDA WAS AWAKE OR ELSE ****WE**** WOULD'VE HAD TO STAY IN YOUR VAN#FUCK YOU. WHY WOULDN'T YOU GO HOME. WHY WOULDN'T YOU WAKE UP SOMEONE ELSE. WHY WAS YOUR FIRST PLAN B IDEA TO STAY WITH THE IDIOT YOURSELF.#MAKE OUT. OR DIE. FUCK#FUCKING HELL. I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I GRRGGRRGGSBSHSHTHRHRRR#anyway as you can see i am a little bit emotional and i love this pairing. i want them dead immediately /super mega pos
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"Maximum Occupancy"
TW: Bukkake, R@pe, Public, Freeuse, Fauxcest(BroXSis), Gangbang, Degrading, Dirty Talk, Blackmail
"Stop taking pictures with your phones." She shakily protested. As a tinted rosy flush started to simmer under her summer rain soft cheeks. What was the cause of the crimson imprinting steaming away at such an unblemished, marble face? The fact that her school mandated navy blue skirt that was expected to be prim, pressed, and presentable at all times was lazily crumpled up and cast into some obscure corner of that florescent flooded linoleum bathroom.
There, exposed before the eyes of a few delinquent boys was her pale, plush, plumped thighs which seemed as if they had been woven into the very fabric of her mesh black stockings. With that guiding roadmap on full display those devilish glares walked their way up to her itty-bitty, raven, almost yarn like thread she swore where panties for a mere peak at that hidden oasis. This horrendous, shameful endeavour couldn't be made any worse could it?
Sadly, it could. one of those four hooligans to have cornered this innocent lass was her own brother. Even as our Ivory bunny pleaded for the snaps of those cameras to cease, he would be the one to brazenly lead the charge of ignoring it and continuing to treat her like their personal model.
"I told you she'd do it." He proudly bragged to the group of gawking boys. All but astounded by his rash, bold, forthrightness that they too continued to snap away.
Her protest would not cease however, with one of her slender hands she tried desperately to keep that sacred shrine out of the eyes of such devils. "I'm serious Issac...stop taking pictures with your phone."
But again, her quiet riot was met with deafening silence before Issac himself stepped closer to address this perceived bratty behavior. "Ya'll want to see something cool?" He posed to the peanut gallery before firmly reaching out and grasping her flowing, golden locks between his fingers. With such a sturdy hold upon her only such a dark wish could await. Suddenly as if thunder erupting a crashing clap could be heard echoing through that small confinement. He had done the unthinkable in front of these gazing glares. Issac had reddened her flushed, ghostly cheeks.
Unfortunately for this frightened, petite, doll that clap seemed to be the signal for the circling vultures to descend upon her with the speed of the winds. One of the boys helped Isaac push this porcelain statue up against the wall securing her tightly. All while a second boy was sure to slowly unbutton her school embroidered shirt. Those emerald eyes of hers couldn't help but fall upon Isaac as his gleeful grin was all the support he would give back.
"Don't let them do this Issac, I'm your si-"
Before another word could be uttered in defiance Isaac's lips met his sisters. This love drunk embrace was so misplaced. Nevertheless, that shocked the other boys. They themselves couldn't help but enjoy the show as Isaac's tongue slipped between her cherried, treasured lips. What grunting, groaning, resistance she had before was all but melting away between the steaming embrace of their lips locking.
This sullied display of sin was more than enough to call the final boy into action. Moving in next to the second boy they both pulled her matching black bra down to reveal her precious, rolling hills. Like the hungry creatures they were both of them started to suck, nipple, and squeeze the breasts that were in front of them. Only as her enchanting, symphony started to leak from between Isaac's embrace did they finally break for air. He pulled himself from her lips to watch as his friends started to defile his own flesh and blood with their teeth and tongues.
"Isn't she such a little slut? I've trained her well." He boasted again. Implying this was far from the first time he had tried his hand with her frame. Now, the first boy wanted a taste of her lips as well. Seeing his chance with the hand that was free her head was tilted to the left where another pair of lips locked with hers once again. There would be no need for too long of a break for her sadly.
Issac saw this as the perfect opportunity to switch with his friend. Maneuvering his lumbering frame in front of hers Issac would waste no time taking that well shaped, juicy, pale peach into his palms and lifting her up off the ground. With ease her brother and some stranger kept her suspended between their grasp. "Make sure you get a good angle." He reminded one of the boys who still greedily had their phone out. "Are you ready for me whore?" He taunted softly into her ear as his javelin-like shaft made its way into the awaiting, glistening, cove of hers.
By this point her mind was already struggling to stay afloat in that hazy, lust fueled daze her senses were thrown into. The only response she could muster was a booming, entrancing, moan as her greedy hole gobbled her big brother's cock in front of these nobodies. "You're so much tighter today, what's wrong? You love an audience you filthy doll?"
Taunt, after taunt was hurled in her face to match the steady rhythmic thrusting he was starting to establish. The boy who had been helping prop this petite portrait up could not help but let his wandering hands lead down towards her jiggling chest for a handful. He too would soon find his own rhyme. A deadly mix between groping, grasping, and squeezing her breast all while his tongue would trace shapes along the fringe of her ear. How could this be happening? Yet, that thought would have no time to settle in her mind through this vicious ravaging.
Oh, but who could forget those two other monsters waiting eagerly in the wings both with phones in hand to capture this private pornography. Unfortunately this was far from the end. Issac hungered to present his pretty portrait in every way he could think of. Pulling himself from deep within her soiled, creamy, cove he eased her down to her knees while calling forth the boys to gather with a mere wave of his hand.
"Open your fucking mouth." Issac barked. And like the timid, touched, tulip she listened. Her dripping, tongue happily slithered from between her lips as everyone who had not unzipped, quickly stepped to catch up. Beneath that dim humming light her hands and mouth were filled with cocks. Stroking them in time with her oddly soft yet, firm grip while her mouth was used by Isaac. The last boy, knowing he would not get something was swift to shift to the side of Isaac, aligning his shaft near her bobbing head in some desperate plea to be next.
It wouldn't be long from here till the shaft in her left hand abruptly erupted onto her glowing, blonde locks and between the crevices of her fingers. Which seemed to cause a chain reaction as the one in her right hand followed suit. This time, marking more over her cheek and chin. The runt of the litter saw his chance and quickly pounced. Taking both of her hands to wrap them around his shaft, he would thrust between them as if he was trying to impregnate her very palms.
Issac laughed as he saw this as a race to the finish. Who would be the last to add their part to this pretty portrait? Due to Isaac's tightening grasp upon his dear little sister's head he could become twice as violent with his reshaping thrusts into her throat. That once soothing moaning symphony was quickly turning into a gargling, haunting, orchestra of corruption. Neither one of them seemed ready to lose, that was when Issac freed himself from the coils of her breathless throat to plaster his seed precisely upon her elegant tapestry face.
Having to be the last finished, the runt was sure to take advantage. Moving his shaft out from her hands, he was the first to use her squishy, pillowy hills to encircle his cock. This must have been the piece of the puzzle missing, for not too long between them did he too, erupt. Spilling himself amongst her snowy white mountains.
"Good man, now bend her over." How could Issac still want more after this depraved scene left in their wake? Yet this call went heeded with tenacious speed.
This filthy debauchery continued until the sun dropped below the crest of the horizon--On that cold, disgusting, ceramic tiles of the bathroom did her exhausted, exploited, leaking canvas lay after they had finished each painting her as they saw fit.
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2024 f2 boys when someone else compliments you | f2 grid picks x gn!reader
since u liked the previous part so much, i decided to write a little more and added franquito! he has a special place in my heart after this season (mentally i’m still in imola sprint). i’m very open to learn about more drivers and add them to the list! have a nice read!
pairing(s): ollie bearman x gn!reader, kimi antonelli x gn!reader, zane maloney x gn!reader, paul aron x gn!reader, pepe marti x gn!reader, luke browning x gn!reader, franco colapinto x gn!reader;
warning(s): itty bitty possessive behaviour, mostly cuteness!!

ollie bearman | prema —> haas f1
squeezes your hand and smiled politely
"thank you. they really do light up every room."
he says dryly and tries to shrug off this weird feeling in his chest
becomes a little stiff and after a while he asks
“do random people compliment you like that often?”
you shrug and smirk, seeing he’s a little jealous
“they were right, you look stunning. i should say that more often”
andrea kimi antonelli | prema —> mercedes amg pertronas
he’s already a little flustered because you came over to see his family
you click with them instantly
"uh, thanks mom. i say it every day."
to him you’re the sweetest prettiest person ever and he sometimes forgets that other people can also see that
it’s just hard to remember about the whole world when he’s in your presence
you’re his and he’s fully yours, and he’ll spend the rest of the day clinging to you
he’s nott that good with words, but very good at making you feel loved
paul aron | hitech —> bwt alpine reserve driver
i bet it was one of your friends who complimented you
and paul? tries to outdo the other person with compliments
"you're not just radiant, darling, you look literally ethereal. you know, your eyes ere like the moon. so big and shiny."
thinks he's smooth
he's not
but he's adorable as hell, grinning like and idiot and spewing nonsense just to make you laugh
you'd have to kiss him to shut him up
“i was supposed to make you blush, not the other way around…”
zane maloney | rodin —> formula e
awkward as hell
could be even a little insecure
why would anyone dare compliment you? do they think they have a chance with you?
he tries not to show it, but is not good at it
"aww, are you pouting?" you teased him
he chuckled and scratched the back of his neck nervously
"what, me? you're seeing things"
please reassure him!! he’s the sweetest bunny
pepe marti | campos, red bull academy
"yeah, of course my baby looks beautiful tonight."
goes full on protective mode
could become sarcastic, maybe even passive-aggressive
"i knew this day would come. i have to fend off other admirers."
you laugh and poke his arm
"must be so hard having a beautiful partner, huh?"
huffs playfully and kisses your forehead
luke browning | hitech —> f2
he was joking around with his friends when one of them made an innocent cute comment about your looks
“i know, right? they make me look better just standing next to me”
tries to divert the attention from you
on the outside he seems quite normal, but inside he’s seething with jealousy
like, why would anyone feel the need to point out the obvious???
sneaks his arm around your waist
peppers your face with kisses when you have a little time alone
franco colapinto | mp —> williams racing
whatever the circumstances, he goes into full yapping mode
franco takes seizes every opportunity to brag about who he managed to pull
"right!! you see, mom, they bake the best cookies. one time, when we were in madrid, we ate those cinnamon buns i like so much and..."
he just wants everyone to know you're the best person he's ever had the privilege to meet
he wants to share all the best memories with his family! and has no filter
"no, sis, we weren’t drunk that much… oh, you’re totally right amor, we were, sorry”
the compliments are flowing from both sides, its very natural and franqui doesn’t get worked up at all
masterlist
#formula 2#formula 2 x reader#formula racing#ollie bearman x reader#ollie bearman#andrea kimi antonelli#kimi antonelli x reader#paul aron#paul aron x reader#zane maloney#pepe marti#pepe marti x reader#luke browning#luke browning x reader#franco colapinto#franco colapinto x reader#formula 1#formula 1 x reader#hitech#formula e#headcanons#headcanon#f1 headcanons#f1 x reader#paul aron fluff#f1 x you#f1 x female reader#f1 x y/n#mercedes amg f1#bwt alpine f1 team
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halloween party!
wc: 2k
summary: Steve begs you to go to a Halloween party. Thankfully you say yes.
warnings: Steve smokes a cigarette, you're shorter than him(?), a little itty bitty heated, drinking
a/n: i know its not halloween anytime soon but idk this was funnn :p

You weren't much of a party girl. Normally your Friday nights consist of reading a book, watching a movie, and maybe if you got lucky Steve would come through your window after you’d called him to say you couldn't sleep. Always tripping over the curtain and using the bed to hold himself up. Never smooth but also never failing to make you laugh.
But this Friday was different, Steve had asked you if you wanted to go to a halloween party. Well, asked is a kind way of saying it… More so begged for you to go with him.
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You were over at Steves after school when he asked you.
“Baby? Are you busy this Friday?” Steve asks from the kitchen, about to bring some snacks for you two.
You were sitting on the couch about to pull out your homework. “Mmm, no. Why?” It comes out a little playful, the ideas of what he was gonna ask you running around your mind. Could it be a date? Maybe he wanted to go watch the movie you were talking about earlier.
Steve comes around the corner to the living room with a plate of food and some chips. Setting them on the table in front of you before sitting down himself. Steve knew you well, so well that he knew he would have to ask you about the party in a certain way so that you don’t shut it down immediately.
“Well, Rob said that there was a little Halloween party happening Friday and I dunno, I thought it would be fun if we went?” Steve grabs a chip and immediately starts digging into the snack plate he made as he waits for your response. Trying to come off casually, gearing up for your rejection.
“Stevie, that's like three days away, we don't even have a costume.” You respond trying to find any reason for you to not go to this party.
Steve doesn’t even sigh at your answer. Knowing you were going to try to get out of it. But he really wants to go and he knows you'll have fun.
“We don’t need to have a crazy costume, just something Halloween-y! C’mon it will be so fun and Rob said she'd go so you'll have both of us there.” He is now facing towards you, holding your hands. You can tell he really wants to go and the last sentence makes you feel guilty. You don’t need your boyfriend and your friend to babysit you through the night so you don't have a bad time. Obviously it helps and he knows it's a selling point which is why he said it despite the feeling it's giving you.
The guilt of him missing out on a fun time overrules the irritation of being around drunk people and you agree. “Okay, we can go.” You give him a small smile and he returns it with a large grin. Happy you agreed and ready to show you that you will actually have fun.
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Now it's Friday and you are getting ready. Steve had called you to say he would be there soon which gets your anxiety high. Robin is over getting ready with you which was a helpful way to get into a party mood. Music is playing from your speaker and clothes are all over the floor. Robin's hyper mood gave you the push you needed to actually get yourself mentally ready for what this night might bring. It isn't long till Steve is knocking on your door and you run downstairs to answer it. When you open the door you see your boyfriend in dark jeans, a black t-shirt, and a black blazer. His eyes are covered by sunglasses, despite it being dark out, and he looks so good. Too good.
“Hi angel.” Steve says letting himself in as he gives you a kiss. His hand is on your waist and you're on your tippy toes to reach him.
“Hi Stevie, you look really good.” You give him one more kiss after the complement which is met with his teeth as he smiles at your words.
You are wearing your clothes from earlier in the day but your hair and makeup is done. Steve stares at you about to compliment you back but robin interrupts the moment.
“Is Harrington here?” Her voice is loud enough to go over the music and a giggle comes out of you.
“Yeah Rob, we’re coming up!” You grab onto Steve's hand and bring him upstairs. When he sees the state of your room his mouth falls into a gasp.
“Robin decided to bring her whole closet.” You say to Steve but just loud enough for him to hear. You let go of his hand and walk over to turn down the music.
“Definitely looks like a tornado came in here.” He says with a chuckle.
Robin rolls her eyes at his statement and pokes her head out of the bathroom that's connected to your room. “It’s the price women have to pay to get beautiful dingus.”
You walk over to your own closet unsure of what to wear. Seeing what Steve has on definitely brings you some comfort, happy he's not going too far out just simple but fitting the vibe of the holiday.
“Hey Rob, what are you wearing?” You ask, not wanting to go too crazy but also not wanting to look boring.
“I think I am gonna do the shirt that makes my boobs look good and then those jeans you got that make my ass look good!” You nod at her comment while you still remain looking in your closet.
“Oh I see trying to look good for Vickie huh?” You smirk, looking over your shoulder to see her reaction.
“I… You don’t even know if she's gonna be there alright!” Robin isn’t into parties either you knew better than to believe that. There’s no way she would go if Vickie wasn't going.
Steve can’t help but smile at the situation. Such a chaotic state of girlhood erupting in front of his eyes. “Whatcha thinking of wearing baby?”
“I think a black dress with red tights? I don't have much but the tights are kinda halloween?” You say responding to him but as you say it out loud you are also unsure.
“I think that would be really cute! With the black heels?” Robin asks.
You let out a happy sigh at her confirmation of your idea and pick the dress out. “Yeah that's a good idea!” You hand Steve the dress and then pull the tights out to hand to him as well. Dumping the whole outfit onto him.
“Rob, where did you see those heels?” You ask looking at all your shoes on a rack in your closet.
“They are at the top of the closet!”
You look up and she's right, the very top is a pair of high heels with two straps on them. You turn around to see Steve looking at the patterns on your tights.
“Do you think you could grab the shoes up there? I can't reach it.” You give a pouty faced look although you know he would do it for you without it.
Steve gets up, carefully putting your outfit to the side, and gives your pout a quick kiss. He grabs the heels and to say he's surprised you own them would be an understatement. They are different from your normal style but he can't say he's not interested to see them on.
“Thank you! I am gonna go change ok?” You say grabbing your outfit and shoes before going into a different room.
“Okay! Don't rip the tights.” Robin yells to you as if it's not the biggest fear when putting tights on.
Luckily you change and the outfit looks great. It is a perfect Halloween look and it matches Steve’s outfit nicely. When you walk in you see Robin putting her shoes on and Steve rolling his eyes. When Steve sees you his eyes go wide and Robin lets out a whistle. The dress hugs your body perfectly and the heels do something to Steve. You make a small spin to show the whole outfit before giggling at Robin's compliments.
“We look so hot, oh my god!” Robin says standing up and holding your hands.
“You look so pretty Rob! Are we ready to go?” You ask looking back at Steve. His eyes are still wide and his mouth is open a bit. A shocked face still remains as Robin laughs at him.
“C'mon let's go, he'll follow.” She says locking her arm with yours.
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When you make it to the house that's hosting the party you hear the loud music before you even enter. Steve’s hand is grasping at yours and Robin leads the way inside, automatically searching for Vickie.
Once the four of you get drinks you decide to split up. Of course you stayed glued to Steve’s side and Robin glued to Vicikies. There was a good amount of people, not too many that you can’t move but nowhere near empty.
Steve brings you over to the area where people are dancing. You roll your eyes as he smiles at you, only into your first drink not yet as loose as you’d like to be. He grabs your hand and spins you as you fall back into his arms, your back tucked close to his chest.
A few hours pass and the drinks are getting to you. Robin, Vickie, you, Steve, and some other people you knew were outside sitting by the firepit. You're sitting on Steve's lap and his arm around you serves some type of warmth. As if noticing the shiver that ran down your back Steve took off his blazer and put it around you. Your party outfit is not the greatest choice to wear outside in October. As he puts the jacket over you he goes to pull out a cigarette from one of the pockets. You can feel him patting around on the inside looking for a lighter. You mindlessly check the other pocket and find it, you flick it twice to get the fire going. Steve puts the cigarette between his lips and waits for you to light it. When the tip of it glows red and you see him breathe in the smoke you let the fire die and put it back in the pocket of his coat.
His sunglasses are hanging by the collar of his shirt and his eyes are glassy thanks to the few too many drinks he's had tonight. He looks absolutely beautiful and if you weren't in front of everyone you’d definitely let him know it. Instead you give him a kiss, some of the smoke from the cigarette still in his throat. He lets it go the moment your lips are on his and you suck it in before it has the chance to escape. It fills the moment with such heat and tension that you almost forget how many people are around you. The alcohol making you not as aware as you would be sober. When you feel Steve’s hand grip your thigh tightly you go deeper into the kiss. Not thinking a single thought about anything else but his lips on yours and his hand going up and down your leg.
“S’we call it a night?” Steve asks, the words spilling out as he's a little out of breath.
“Yes please.” It comes out breathy with a little bit of a whine.
Steve picks you up off his lap and stands up. Now being able to fully see you in his jacket, the length hitting your thigh. If you buttoned it up it would look like you're wearing nothing under it which drives Steve mad. Ready to get out of here he grabs onto your hand as he says a quick goodbye to Robin. She nods her head at him with a knowing smile as you wave at her.
Steves very lucky you agreed to go to this party.
#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington x you#steve harrington imagine#stranger things au#writing#stranger things#steve harrington fluff#blurb#steve harrington fanfic#stranger things fic#stranger things x reader#steve harrington one shot
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Does fairy Timmy ever miss his human friends like AJ and Chester?
Timmy hasn't thought about his human friends since leaving the human world. Or, rather, he's never thought of them since becoming a Fairy!
Timmy has other friends to hang out and spend time with! Friends who will be with him for centuries and centuries!!! He likes going out with his coworkers after work, to relieve some stress. Cosmo shows up sometimes for some reason.
Timmy usually has to call Anti-Cosmo to be Cosmo's Designated Flyer back home.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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Fool Me Once | Eddie Munson x Reader



Anonymous Asked: Eddie being your first everything and first boyfriend and reader is like kinda awkward or something. Then Eddie gets really drunk and gets home to reader and starts yelling at her saying like “You’re only dating me because you don’t want to be a sad loser virgin.” and she gets really sad because she genuinely loves him so much and she starts thinking that he doesn’t love her at all… Then maybe the day after he can’t find reader anywhere and maybe she’s like with robin just crying her eyes out.
AN: IDK IDK it’s my first angsty thing I’ve done hope it’s ok 🫣
Cw: angst, hurt no comfort. Small bitty smut. Use of pet names, one use of reference to reader as “my girl”
“I love you, god, I love you” Eddie slowly pumped his swollen cock in and out of you.
You’ve never felt this wave of pleasure before; no wonder everyone was so hyped about sex.
“Fuck you’re so tight.”
“Baby, please.” You didn’t know what you were asking for, but the feeling in your lower stomach was starting to build more and more and more until! Euphoria. Euphoria fuelled your body. The wave of pleasure that Eddie just granted you felt indebted to him.
“I love you,” you sigh as your body melts into your boyfriend.
You’ve been with him for almost six months and finally felt ready to give himself to him. You hadn’t slept with anyone until now, and you were so happy you waited. You never felt so close, so in love, so unbelievably happy in this moment. Life was amazing; nothing could ever break this feeling you have.
Ring ring ring
You were abruptly awakened by the sound of your phone ringing. You were fast asleep, and now feeling disoriented, you looked at the clock. It was already 3:38am. You wondered who could be calling you at this late hour. Maybe it was an emergency? Your heart racing, you rushed over to the phone in a state of panic.
"Hello?"
"You little slut"
"Eddie?"
"Who else would it be? Are you expecting a booty call? another guy you want to fuck?"
"I don't understand? What's wrong."
“What's wrong? I'll tell ya what's wrong! You’re only with me, so you’re not some loser virgin, that’s what! Do you think all the guys will want you to know that your cherry is popped? Well, guess what, honey? Now you're just a sad little whore.” He slurred.
“Wha-“
“You think you’re hot shit now? Getting with the freak of Hawkins? Gonna brag about how you fucked the freak?”
“Eddie, what are you talking about?” your voice wobbled.
He was obviously drunk out of his mind, but as they all say, drunk words are a sober man’s thoughts.
“I know how this is going to go… well, not if I beat you to it.”
“I don't understand?”
“I don't understand?” He mocked you in a high-pitched voice. “I’ll tell you what I’m talking about!” He yelled, and you cowered. He didn’t care. His voice got louder and louder. “You were a sad loooooser virgin before me! And now you’re just a sad loser who fucked the freak,” he laughed. He actually laughed.
"Eddie-"
“So we are don-”
You hung up the phone before he could finish his sentence.
You couldn't believe this was happening? You gave Eddie everything. You thought he was your everything up until this point. You slept with Eddie for the first time a week ago. Things were good, great, even. Until he went to the hideout tonight without you.
You stayed up the rest of the night because you were in tears about what Eddie said. None of this makes any sense? You always loved Eddie, and you thought he loved you back? How could he be so cruel?
You were woken up from your daze by a knock on your apartment door. You stumbled out of your room, still in your sleep shirt, with puffy eyes from crying all night. Robin was here to pick you up for work.
"Good Mor-" Her smile dropped along with the cup of coffee she was handing you as she saw your appearance. "Oh my god! What happened?" she rushed inside to wrap her arms around you.
"Eddie. He-" You could hardly get the words out. You just crumpled into a ball on the floor and sobbed pathetically in front of Robin.
"I'm going to kill that son of a bitch" She let you cry into her on the floor. "Come on, you need to get out of here. Get changed. We are calling in sick, and we can return to my place."
Eddie woke up the morning after with a terrible hangover. It was already 12:35pm, and he couldn't remember how he got home. He suddenly felt an intense wave of nausea, which prompted him to hurry to the bathroom, where he vomited uncontrollably.
After the fifth shot, things in his memory become a little hazy. He was pretty hammered by then, but he still kept drinking with the boys. He vaguely remembered Jason being at the bar and making some leud comment about you, but other than that. Nothing.
He stumbled over to his answering machine to find it empty. That's weird? You always call him before your shift, and at least try to catch him on your lunch break. Today was Wednesday, right? You always work the morning shifts today.
Eddie tried calling your number, but he had no luck, so he tried calling your work, and when they said you called in sick, he got worried. So he tried your number again, and it still went to voice mail. Maybe you were sleeping? He tried calling back to see if Robin might know more. But when your annoyed coworker picked up the phone to tell him Robin also called in sick, he knew something was up.
Eddie rushed to his phone book to find Robin's number and called it. he waited for four rings until...
"Hello?"
"Hey! Rob it's Eddie, have you-"
"We are not speaking to you."
"We? Who's we?"
But it was too late. All he heard was the sound of the dial tone.
He tried again, no answer this time. He tried once more before getting pissed and decided to just go over to her place because what the fuck?
When Eddie got to Robin's, he pounded on the door like the pounding going on in his head.
"Robin! Open the door, please."
The door finally swung open to a very angry-looking Robin standing before him.
"Who the fuck do you think you are, Munson?!" She stepped outside and closed the door behind her so he couldn't come in.
"Robin, I'm extremely hungover and do not have the patience for your riddles. Do you know where my girl is or not? I'm worried sick."
"Oh, you can relax now since she is not your girl anymore, buddy." she poked his chest roughly. "you made that abundantly clear last night.
"Last night? I don't remember a thing from last night!"
"Well, think harder because she has been in there sobbing her eyes out from your little phone call."
"Phone call? What pho-" Then it all came rushing back to Eddie. It hit him like a Mack Truck.
"Yo Munson, where is that little whore of yours? Is she usually dangling off your arm like your little pet?" Jason snorted. "I bet she's off sucking another guy's cock; realized what a loser you are."
Jason didn't say much more to antagonize Eddie and get in his head, especially with the amount of alcohol he had consumed.
How could he be so stupid?
"Robin, oh my god, I fucked up. I fucked up big. Let me apologize."
"No. not now." She's a mess, as you can imagine-"
Robin was interrupted by the creek of the front door opening.
There you stood, looking as small as ever. Your eyes are still puffy, and your hair is a mess in your pyjamas at 1:30 in the afternoon.
"Baby, I-"
"Don't!" you cut him off, and Robin leaves to give you two spaces. "Don't you dare come here and think you can just take back what you said to me!" You had done a lot of crying; your anger was showing through.
"You don't understand, Jason was-"
"Jason?! What the fuck does Jason have to do with this? You hurt me, Eddie! I gave you everything! And then you throw it back in my face, accusing me of sleeping around? Are you insane? I've been in love with you for the last year and give myself to you, and you just throw that all away because of Jason Fucking Carver?"
"Baby, please, I'm so sorry; I'll do anything!"
"You've done enough." You turn and slam the door. That's it. You were done. Your heart felt so heavy… like it was just smashed into a million pieces. You were so close to caving when you saw the look of sorrow in those puppy dog eyes. But he had hurt you so bad you couldn’t believe he felt an ounce of pain he had inflicted upon you.
You and Eddie were officially done.
You have been radio silent. You were held up in your room, and you refused to do anything other than go to work.
Eddie called you excessively. It was every day, multiple times a day. His messages made your heartache as you played them back. You could hear in his voice how broken he was. He had fucked up so bad you didn’t know if you should give him another chance. For two weeks, you refused to answer your phone. You were so sick of it ringing you eventually took it off the line.
Eddie did everything he could think of to try and win you back. He sent you flowers to your work every single shift. He called, wrote love letters, and just needed you to speak to him. He was a desperate mess without you. Eddie’s heart, like not, was ripped into shreds, and it was all his fault.
You’ve been in his life since high school since he met you in hellfire freshman year. Then, once you finally confessed your feelings for one another, he couldn’t believe his luck. You said you wanted to be with him, that you wanted him to be the only one you give yourself to. He never thought that he would be so lucky... And here he was, shooting himself in the foot. He even tried to go to your apartment a few times. But you would never answer the door. He would leave a note each time he showed up unannounced. It would say how sorry he was and how much he loved you, but you just couldn’t bring yourself to believe him.
The slurred words repeatedly played in your head, and you couldn’t make it stop. No matter how much he apologized, nothing he could say could make you forget. Your chest felt like it had a fifty-pound weight sitting right on your heart. Your eyes were permanently swollen from the continuous crying you couldn’t seem to stop. He had stolen your heart and then stomped on it until it seized to beat.
The first month after the breakup was rough, but avoiding Eddie seemed to be easy enough. He eventually got the message by month two and stopped trying altogether.
As time went on, you slowly started to heal. Eventually, your constant thoughts about Eddie subsided. Eventually, they stopped. You never thought you would get over the hurt, but the distance helped. You were getting on your merry way by month three. Finally, feeling like yourself again, eating regularly, sleeping regularly. You hadn’t heard or seen him, and you were finally freed from the prison sentence that was Eddie Munson.
Time spent with your friends and family was exactly what you needed. Even though Robin saw Eddie regularly, she never forgave him for what he did to you. Their friendship was strained, which strained his friendship with Steve as well as Nancy. They wanted to take his side, but once they heard what he had said to you, they couldn’t simply look the other way. So you would hang out with them when Eddie wasn’t there and vice versa. They made sure you never had to encounter one another for the time being. However, it was getting more and more difficult to have two separate schedules to appease you both.
You were to go to Steve’s for dinner with everyone, pizza and movie night. When you arrived, everyone was tense. Lines got crossed, miscommunication ensued, and as you walked through to the kitchen, he was sitting at the kitchen table with a glass of water in his hand, almost slipping from his grip as his Bambi eyes widened at the sight of you.
“Oh shit!” You hear Steve curse when he realizes the mistake that has been made.
“I’m going to go.” You turn and sprint to the door.
“Not wait!l You can hear Eddie shuffle off the chair behind you, but you refuse to look back.
“Please! Wait!”
Threatening tears sting your eyes, and you rush out the front door.
“Sweetheart, wait.” You feel his hand hook your elbow as your body is jerked in the opposite direction in which you’re running.
“What!” You yell, but then you see his eyes. You really look at him for the first time in three months. He had bags under his eyes, and the dark circles extenuated the deep chocolate of his eyes.
“I-I uh,” he lets out a deep breath, “I wanted to say I’m sorry I’m so sorry. I was so god damn stupid, so so stupid, the dumbest guy on the planet. I can’t believe I fucked this up so badly; I love you. I love you so much. I can’t do this anymore without you, baby. Please.” He was on his knees, begging, literally on his knees, grovelling.
“Eddie, get up.”
“No, I don’t deserve it.” He was so pathetic, but he didn’t care. “I love you, please, just please. I need you in my life.”
“I don’t know Eddie…”
“So that’s not a no?!” He popped up like an excited little bunny, the silver oh hope he needed to get by.
“Eddie…” you sigh.
“No, no, you said maybe! You don’t know. You haven’t decided. Please, baby, I love you.”
“This is too hard.” Your lip wobbles as you try walking away again, but he interlocks your hand with his.
“Please, can I at least just hold you?”
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.” You let your hand slip from his grip, and he unwillingly let go.
Eddie felt you slipping through his fingers, literally. The hope he had moments ago was gone.
“I’m sorry”
“So am I…” without another look back, you walked away.
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ℝ𝕒𝕗𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕝 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕤.
Blk Fem Reader
CW/// Tit fucking, Tit groping, All about the itty bitties


Let me rephrase that:
Rafayel is obsessed w your small boobs
“Baby…” A giggle erupts into a moan when you feel his long wet tongue glide from your tummy to your perked breast, nipples have harden from the goose bumps of his touch.
His lip wrap around the small mound, the whole thing able to fit in his mouth and he just sucks.
He doesn’t let the other one off Scott free though, his opposite fingers come to twist and tug on the other one.
You were trapped under him as he practically got tit drunk off sucking your breast as if he was trying to get milk to spurt out of them.
“You’re so…” Rafayel steals a kiss to your other breast. “Cute….these are so cute.”
“They’re not much to look at.”
“Wrong.” He presses them together, making them jiggle and cause you to have a deep cleavage . “The twins are almost as cute as you. Almost.”
You wanted to retort back but you were shocked to feel his body hover over you as he was on his knees unbuckling his pants.
“What—-?”
“Just…work with me here, cutie ‘m ganna show you how much I love your boobies.”
You didn’t quite understand until his pink hard cock flew out of his underwear and slapped against your chest, he cupped them against but mushed them in between his dick, “Can you hold them like this for me, cutie?”
You replaced his hands with yours and that’s when he sat up straight and began to do shallow thrust, you had to admit it turned you on way more than expected.
“Aaaahhh fuck!” Just like his singing voice Rafayel’s moans and whines were some of the prettiest noises you’ve ever heard. Your legs kept clenching together looking up at him fuck your tits.
His head was thrown back and his mouth agape. Singing out your name with a high pitched whine whenever he felt like he was close, “m’ganna—!”
He gripped the headboard, adding onto the creak of the bed that was always rocking below to to now banging it against the wall, his last few thrust were harsh but sloppy, the tip hit your mouth a couple times before he finished on your chest.
“…hm.” He hummed with content, “a masterpiece you are, cutie.”
Rafayel had no shame when it came to you, so him bending down to lick up his own cum from your breast was nothing short of normal for him.
You felt his fingers plunge in your cunt, wiggling the tip of it inside you and giggling at how wet you were. “Me fucking your tits turn you on that much huh?”
“Shut ….up.”
He always dreamt of fucking those pretty breast of yours but you always expressed how you didn’t think it was possible considering every video you’ve seen of it was larger bosoms.
But he proved you wrong and he will never let you forget it after this.
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Would they kill the spider for you? - Sanji, Law, Doflamingo, Shanks, Corazon
Content: spiders!! (no images!)
Sanji
Since he also hates bugs, this would be a struggle for him. Of course he wants to do it for you, but he gets the shivers when he sees bugs!
Usually when he finds a bug in the kitchen, he’ll ask Robin or Luffy to get it out of there, trying to play it off like he’s worried about it crawling into the food
Robin knows what’s up, though
He would probably end up calling Zoro in and baiting him with insults into making him slice the spider in half. Like, “bet you can’t even slice that itty-bitty spider over there with those shitty swords of yours”
Zoro falls for it all the time, much to your and Sanji’s delight
Law
You would think so, right? Surely this guy isn’t afraid of a little bug. Right?
WRONG
Law’s eye twitches and he just watches the damn thing run around the wall
He finds bugs and especially spiders gross, even having to hold back a gag as he watches them scurry around with their little legs. UGH
He always tries to avoid bugs when he can, but the sub is a warm, damp place and sometimes they just manage to get in
He will use his Devil Fruit to get it out of the submarine, though. The poor spider will end up drowning and now you have to clean up wet seaweed off the floor, but that’s probably better than a spider, right?
Doflamingo
Fuck no!
Doflamingo isn’t scared of bugs one bit. But he’s a prissy little bitch, and he’d complain about having to touch anything that seemed ‘dirty’.
Absolutely makes someone else get rid of it for you, as he would for himself as well
He also pokes fun at you for even asking him to do that for you, even though he probably would order you to get rid of a bug for him if the situation arose
Doffy was the type to burn ants with a magnifying glass, the prick
He lives for destruction, so I can just see him kicking over the anthills every time, too
Probably crushed a butterfly once! Cora cried
Shanks
No, he would not kill the spider for you. He would pick it up and either toss it over the ship, or place it somewhere else, out of the way, while talking gently to it, like “Poor little thing, Y/N how could you ask me to murder a little creature?”
He’s only doing it to piss you off, because he’ll come right back to you and reaches for your face to touch you with his just-touched-a-bug hand
Even if you swat and scream at him, he’ll try to get his grimy little fingers on you somehow. You’d have to hide from him out of reach if he’s in that kind of mischievous mood
He thinks it’s hilarious how much you avoid bugs, while he is just used to insects of all kinds by now. Being a pirate wasn’t exactly luxurious living
The guy probably has some spider webs under his damn bed. Maybe that’s where they keep coming from
If you catch him while he’s drunk, he’ll pick it up and chase you around the goddamn ship with it
Corazon
Cora is another type who would not kill it, but he would move it somewhere else
He is a gentle soul, and he’d tell you how it’s more afraid of you than you are of it
He finds the nicest spot to put it in, and he walks like all slow-motion because he knows how clumsy he is and doesn’t want to squish it by accident
He’d place it in grass if possible, or anywhere that it wouldn’t get stepped on by accident
I don’t believe he would be gutsy enough to actually touch the spider- it’s more of an aversion than a fear, but he would scoop it into a cup or something he had on hand
He is clumsy enough to step on the bugs if he’s just walking in, though. You’d have to make sure he doesn’t see it’s dead, squashed body, because he would cry
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Dustin posts a Tiktok that’s captioned something like: Take a guess on who saw a 1983 BMW today?
And the video is just the tail end of a conversation Steve and Eddie are having wine drunk on Dustin’s couch. Steve is complaining that it’s unfair that no one will sign off on letting him drive just because he ‘doesn’t meet the requirements’ and it’s equally unfair that Eddie never takes his side.
Eddie’s got his arm thrown around Steve’s shoulders like, “Listen, baby. Listen. I’d let you kill thousands of motorists as long as it makes you happy.”
“Thank you. That’s sweet.”
“The problem is, baby. there’s an itty-bitty possibility that you could get hurt and I can’t take that risk.”
Steve groans like that’s the worst thing he’s ever heard and slouches down, “Love me less… and gimme your car keys.”
Eddie laughs and kisses him, “Never.”
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hihi sel!! for your blurb game... hawks + nose + slow burn
thanks for sending this prompt bitti!! 💗
hawks + nose + slow burn
contains: non-canon au, commercial model!hawks, childhood best friends to lovers, pining, hawks gets drunk, reader dates a guy at some point, kinda cliche but i am a sucker for that

keigo's nose twitches when he lies.
it's a tell you've known well all your life.
when he was 5, he used to climb up a tree to practice how to "fly". it was really just him trying to parachute down using his bedsheets, but you watched every attempt―cheered him on whether it was a success or failure.
and when his mother's voice echoed down the park, you watched as he answered, "no," when she asked if he was trying to launch himself up to the sky.
you first noticed it then, the delayed reaction a few seconds after he had just covered up the truth: his nose twitched twice, a quick crinkling of his nose bridge. you didn't think much of it until it happened the second, third, and fourth time.
at first, you'd felt betrayed, being pulled by your ankles down into the swimming pool when he promised you he wouldn't. at 10 years old, you held these things like an oath―
"i promise! won't even go near you. see?" he swims away from the ledge you remain hesitant of approaching, hands raised up in surrender as he laughs.
―compelling; believable. trustworthy. water weighs down his otherwise bird's nest hair, taming it slack against his forehead. with his eyes forming into crescents when he smiles, he looks like the very image of a good kid down the block.
you get better at spotting it as you grow up together, and soon enough, you realize, it suits keigo to be a liar. he's charming above all, drips down sweet words like honey to anyone gullible enough to believe it. they're empty promises most of the time, but a lot of people fall for it, you notice. you included.
"i’m not interested anyway," he tells you at 18, right after graduation. one of the girls in your class was brave enough to confess to him and you’re curious how he feels about it, if anything.
being keigo's longest and arguably even best friend means that you know him better than anyone else. you were there when he was ugly, puberty catching up to him slowly. you’ve witnessed him just woken up, groggy from a full night of studying, because despite the nonchalance he often displays, he does care about his grades more than he lets on.
you know when he’s happy, when he talks about his dreams; the excitement he felt when he was scouted as a commercial model for a prestigious agency. you know his heart, beneath all his playfulness, how he keeps the people he values close to his chest and cares about them more than anything.
(you remember every single time keigo has lied on your behalf, nose twitch after nose twitch—that time you spilled grape juice all over your carpet and keigo told your mother that it was all his fault; when you forgot a book for one of your classes and keigo gave you his, taking the consequence of detention in your stead.)
you know keigo well because you love all the parts of him.
so when his nose twitches after he tells you he doesn't care much for relationships, your heart breaks just a little bit. you begin to wonder if keigo has a type, and if that girl fits right into it.
.
getting over keigo while still being his best friend is a herculean, if not impossible, task.
his career skyrockets and you go to university; your schedules are always in conflict but he still happens to be everywhere you look―ads on your instagram feed, wallpapers on your classmates' phones. there are shorts of his interviews constantly recommended on your youtube homepage and the feeling is both weird and comforting watching someone you know so well be so accessible yet difficult to meet.
you could reach out, sure, but you know he's busy enough as is. you don't think it's his priority to―
"come over soon," he texts you one thursday night.
your heart hammers against your chest, fingers numbing as you nearly drop your phone. it's embarrassing how quickly you type out, "when?"
but keigo is a fast texter, somehow always beating you to your replies first.
"this sat?" he double messages.
and you're about to reply "down" when he chats again, his words leaving an ache in your chest that you can't help but feel guilty for.
"haven't seen u in ages i think i'm starting to hallucinate hearing ur voice or smth."
.
spending more weekends together makes it harder for you to get over him, sitting on his couch as you both eat takeout; earlier today, you'd stumbled upon some stupid tiktok gossiping about all the dating scandals he's been embroiled in this past year.
you stuff chow mein down your throat, swallow it in big gulps as you glance at your best friend across you; he remains lax and unbothered as his legs cross in front of him, eyes on the the movie you're currently watching. it's a slow and painful process trying to get yourself to be just as uncaring about the entire thing, but with how often keigo lies, you find it hard to distinguish whether his "playboy" image is real or just for marketing.
curiosity gets the better of you when the question slips out, awkward and clearly fabricated.
"one of my friends is asking if i can introduce you."
you avoid eye contact in fear that he'll be able to tell you're making it up. no one from university knows you're keigo's best friend; he's kept you a secret just as much as you've kept him one.
"tell them sorry, too busy to date," he shoves a handful of popcorn straight into his mouth, chewing exaggeratedly to conceal the fact that his nose is twitching. his arm is slung over the back of the couch as you nestle yourself on the other end of it.
the topic is sensitive for the both of you; keigo always shoots down any opportunity to talk about his love life and you're always conscious of the fact that you might seem too eager to want to know what the real score is between him and the girl at the bar, at the photoshoot, at the gala, at the―
"am sure uni doesn't give you much time either, right?"
he changes the subject.
.
keigo is linked to a lot of people in the industry; it's a consequence of the job, as they say. rumors are neither confirmed nor denied and you're just as clueless as the public is despite the fact that you've known him your whole life and spend your weekends eating greasy takeout on his expensive couch.
you should move on, you tell yourself.
it doesn't mean anything that the throw blanket on his bed is the one you crocheted for him when he turned 21. the picture that sits on his entryway isn't anything more than a memento of youth with his best friend. sure, he makes time for you despite his busy schedule, but that's what all good friends do.
.
so, you start seeing someone. and when you tell keigo, things change.
it only makes sense that you hang out with him less, but he changes more than the circumstances do and you don't think that's fair at all.
he's started replying to you late, which has never happened before. and he's begun cancelling plans with you at the last minute, only for you to find leaked pictures of him at some bar with a bunch of people hanging by his arms.
keigo hangs around alcohol, but he rarely ever indulges, so having him call you shit-faced drunk right after he cancelled hanging out on the same weekend is definitely something new.
you’re in rare form driving his car to pick him up, hoisting him onto the passenger seat as he passes out to sleep. it’s only when you get to his apartment that he groggily wakes.
the elevator ride has him clinging to the side railings, his groans filling the tiny space. an empty plastic bag is ready in your hand in case he needs to hurl—which he doesn’t, thankfully—but he crashes on the couch as soon as he walks in the door.
you ready a glass of water and painkillers on the coffee table in front of him before grabbing the throw blanket from his bedroom. when you return, he's tucked into himself like a baby, knees curled up and arms crossed around torso in an embrace.
it both endears you and aches; you'd hug him if you could. if only your feelings could handle being closer to him than you should be.
instead, you settle for tucking him in, draping the crochet blanket over him as he snuggles into it.
admittedly, you're still kind of pissed; he did flake on your plans after all. but when he mumbles your name in his sleep, you find all of that anger flushed down the drain immediately.
.
the first time keigo meets the guy you've been seeing, you don't expect the hostility.
your best friend is your best friend for a reason—he's the warmest, friendliest person you know. even the media portrays him that way: charming and a little too flirty for his own good.
"quit it," you tell him when your kind-of-not-yet boyfriend goes to the restroom. you're pretty sure keigo's the reason he needed to go in the first place.
keigo sips his tea, doing a complete switch-up when he smiles at you and asks, "quit what?"
you roll your eyes, "i'm pretty sure he pissed himself because of you."
he snorts, shrugging his shoulders, "not my fault."
it is completely his fault.
from the moment your not-yet-boyfriend shook keigo's hand, your best friend has done nothing but stare him down―a piercing glare like that of hawk’s hunting its prey. you'd liken his grip to talons digging into skin if you could.
"you're such an asshole," you shake your head resignedly, chuckling. the horrible thing about this is that you kind of liked seeing keigo make him squirm.
"it's my job," he lifts his cup up to cheers.
(you find out later on that this is when your kind-of-not-yet boyfriend realized it would never work out.)
.
you're not crying when you tell keigo about the kind-of-break-up. you don't even think you feel that sad about it.
"sorry things had to end that way..." keigo says beside you, legs crossed under half of the crocheted blanket on his couch.
you give him a side-eye and notice his nose twitch. you'd know that fake sad tone anywhere.
"i was starting to warm up to him, you know..."
another nose twitch. you kick his shin under the blanket, the half on top of you rustling on top of your lap, "yeah right, nose-twitcher."
"ouch, that burned," he pretends to be hurt for the theatrics and you roll your eyes, chuckling in return.
everything about this moment is everything it should not be―it's too comfortable, too familiar, too easy. your relationship with keigo is everything you want but can't have and times like this remind you especially of that fact.
he's your best friend―
"why'd he break up with you anyway?"
―and is the reason why you can't seem to make it work with anyone else.
"i don't want to get in the way," your kind-of-ex started. you looked at him, confused.
"you have feelings for him," he further explained, "and it looks like he feels the same."
your kind-of-not-yet boyfriend said he'd caught that moment at the coffee shop as soon as he got out of the restroom―you and keigo laughing as you clinked cups.
you blink away the memory, shrugging, "don't know, just said it wasn't working out or something."
keigo hums, a beat of silence passing between the two of you before he speaks up again.
"well, it's his loss."
you turn to look at him and find sincerity; you're sure he means it, just not in the way you want him to, an awkward "thanks" mumbled under your breath.
.
things with keigo go back to the way things were, but not exactly.
his schedule miraculously clears up on the weekdays too, and he begins visiting your apartment to take you out for brunch whenever he finds the time.
he also stops going to bars and a whole year passes for him without any dating scandal, except for when he attended your graduation.
you try not to feel too happy about it, but when he's asked about the nature of your relationship, he says that you're important to him. the answer is still vague, but it's infinitely better than the way he used to evade all the previous ones.
"i'm rebranding," he tells you when you mention something about how you haven't seen any gossip tiktoks about him lately.
you push down the hope that fizzes in your chest, even when the biggest change of all is the fact that you think he's gotten clingy.
"wanna stay over again?" he asks you on a tuesday night as you're having dinner, on the table this time. you've already been here for the past two days.
you eye him suspiciously, "are you scared of your apartment or something?"
"no."
"so why?" you take a sip of water.
"no reason," he copies you, bringing his cup up higher to hide his nose; it twitches before you can catch a look.
"well, i have an early day at work tomorrow," you check your phone, "so you have to give me a better reason."
you stare at each other for a while, the silence suddenly turning a touch heavy, like suspense building up to an important scene.
he blinks. you blink.
you watch him intently, see every thought that crosses behind golden irises. he juts his lips out slightly, as if contemplating what he should say next, if he even should. it's unlike any expression you've seen on his face before, and you'd say he almost looks nervous if you only had a reference of how that emotion translates on him.
then he takes a small breath, closing his eyes half a second longer than a blink before opening them again, directing his gaze at you.
"it's better when you're around."
oh.
you don't exactly know how to respond to that; you know you shouldn't read into it too much, but then he continues―
"and i miss you when you're gone."
your breath is on hold, a measly "oh," drawn from you. time feels suspended at this dinner table, your brain finding words to say.
keigo doesn't let go of his gaze and his nose has not twitched.
you try to push it further.
"i'm," you start, already stuttering, "i'm sure you'll survive a day without your best friend."
the chuckle that escapes you gives him an option to downplay this entire thing—to turn it into a joke and make it clear once and for all that you stand no chance feeling the way you do.
except, he doesn't return your laugh. his gaze softens as he holds his stare, the corners of his lips curling into a small smile.
"and if you're more to me than just my best friend?"
you search for any sign that this is some cruel trick keigo's playing on you, that he's lying to get some kind of reaction again. but there's nothing—his nose completely still as he awaits your answer.
a/n: mostly unedited, this is so long help. at some point i started envisioning gojo ngl 😭 anyway this is my first time writing hawks! i'm not so sure if i got his character right because he's complicated but!! i enjoyed writing this (clearly with how long it is 😭😭). he knows that his nose twitch is his tell (reader told him at some point), that's why he tries to hide it sometimes! also he never truly dated anyone haha man is unfortunately very non-committal 🥹 i think getting to this point with reader is a big step! he had feelings for reader early on too but i think he's very careful with it (which is also why it took him this long to do something about it!)
hope you like this bitti! 💗
#hawks x reader#bnha x reader#keigo takami x reader#keigo x reader#shotorus.workbook#bitti.🍞#ask#rep#rabbbitseason
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