#drug attorney

[lungthief]

sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]

[artianwen]

hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, do some evil

(or something idk it worked better in my head LMAO play investigations 2 for funny clown man)

[bijillion]

its okay weed is legal in Southern California

[lawyest]

your first textpost is an important step in an ace attorney fan’s life

[banianima]

My ace attorney crack fic would be about Edgeworth and Klavier’s entire dynamic during the seven year time skip because that’s the funniest shit

It’s just Edgeworth really wanting to fire this one guy for seven years because he sent his BG into a depression and Klavier being the sole completely non corrupt prosecutor in the entire office

[jinxedshapeshifter]

I know most people say Klavier hasn't committed any crimes because he literally started a law enforcement themed band but I feel like he has, probably as a coping skill or something (so probably something like illegal drugs and/or drinking underage). You cannot look at this man and tell me he never got drunk before he was 21 or that he's never taken ecstacy or something. I'm not saying this because he's a rockstar, I'm saying this because you cannot convince me his mental health isn't so fucked he'd resort to drugs and alcohol to cope with it.

[loz-the-noob]

Because I’m playing dual destinies and I miss Ema Skye with my whole heart, please take this WIP list of Silly Goofy Things Ema Has Done throughout the games I’ve played. Feel free to add to it if you think of anything I’ve missed.

Things Ema Skye has Done

Threatened to spray potentially hazardous (?) chemicals on a child

Unwittingly convinced everyone she was a crack addict

Sung a song in a court of law with very little persuasion  

Openly admitted that she intended to commit tax evasion. To a lawyer.

Accused a blind orphan of murder with a 45. caliber revolver 

Cried because she couldn’t push something over

Essentially received a bonus in the form of snacks and was completely fine with this

Apologised to a trash can 

Bullied Apollo into buying tea for her from an overpriced vending machine

Somehow confused the words “pickle” and “sausage” in the context of a well-known phrase. 

Inexplicably physically morphed into the Prosecution’s imprisoned brother briefly during a trial. This is never addressed. 

Said ‘Ah’ AT LEAST 12 times in Apollo Justice. I’m pretty sure I missed some 

“Eh heh heh, you want to know about my tool do you?”

Signs legal documents with a little heart next to her name

Was placed on security for a major venue with literally no means of communication with backup?? She had to physically go and get people. This is not her fault.

She has been set on fire. This was also not her fault.

She’s canonically very clumsy. Allegedly breaks bulbs all the time. Did I mention I love her.

Momentarily considered going on a destructive rampage at a concert she was supposed to be security for.

Very nearly let a 15 year old girl convince her to eat potential evidence at a crime scene.

I’m 90% sure her footwear is a health and safety risk

[anotherfandomtrash]

@alittlesliceofcucumber got the great idea for tgaa x disco elysium and I couldn't resist not to draw it. I didn't get far in the de yet, so I didn't want to put characters in other roles, but Gina is a kid who would call pigs fa**ots, that's basically canon. Anyway, love my two fave detectives interacting

[sernik-krakowski]

crawls out of the ground zombie style drops this off and then scurries into the dirt once more

[frost-faerie]

Funniest thing ever would be if Apollo Justice got cancelled by Gavtwt. he @'s Klavier and he's like "unrelease your single, it sucks" and gets SWARMED

(even funnier is if he doesn't care but klavier is VERY concerned that apollo is going to hate him. no klav, he just uninstalled twitter like a normal person)

"yo are we still on for coffee on friday" "...my twitter stans have been hunting you for sport" "dude what the fuck is a stan. go take a drag of mr. wright's vape you look like you need it"

[dinosaurwithablog]

I just saw an episode of Perry Mason that I've never seen before!! I didn't think that was possible. It's a Christmas miracle ✨️ The Case of the Cowardly Lion...

This is a great episode!! It has zoo animals and drug smuggling. The daily double 😁 I am glad that Perry proved the lion's innocence.

[lungthief]

been rewatching the save data aa4 playthru heres some doodles

[mayonaisalspray]

Made some stupid shit on my phone

[doctorsiren]

I know I've been asking a lot, and I'm sorry, but I just really like the Silly Little Monster AU ;.;

Are a werewolf, does Phoenix have a heightened sense of smell? Could he smell out substances like drug dogs or bloodhounds?

Yeah he’s a drug dog 😎

I’m joking here, no but seriously yeah he has heightened senses like a dog

[landfilloftrash]

was rewatching jello play AAI2 a bit ago; decided to draw a couple of the little segments that were my favorite

[yellowistheraddest]

my magnum opus

yes phoenix smokes weed in the 7yg, i wont debate - its my house my rules

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