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them

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we cant hug in person but weve hugged a million times in my head ; u ;!!!!!

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Phoenix Wright would not tell Edgeworth he was disbarred. Phoenix “Won’t tell Maya that Edgeworth is dead” “Doesn’t tell anyone he used to date ‘Iris’” “Refuses to talk about anything at all” would not tell Edgeworth that he was disbarred. He probably didn’t even tell Maya. No, Edgeworth found out because one day when abroad he looked up some Steel Samurai fan fiction and in the authors note of a recently updated fic the author talks about how “the guy that defended Will Powers a couple weeks ago turned out to be a fraud.”

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Loathing, unadulterated loathing! for your face, your voice, your clothing!

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Unmute !

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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ, and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *BWSSSSSH* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

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hc that wenona has a really adorable laugh

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what grief is laid bare at your own empty grave?

thinking about hydras and regrets

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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

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The popular trans blogs all lining up to vague post about each other

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it's officially January 2025, which means that sometime this month, Guy Eldoon will take over his father's noodle stand

yay

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Huh. It glitched when I loaded in, and Wocky's portrait is just.... here. for some reason.

Is. Is this just going to stay here

WOCKY PLEASE

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someone: im starting to play ace attorney for the first time :)

same person, a few days later: (starts posting narumitsu)

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Holidays with Pokémon - 【公式】PokéMinutos

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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Today is the day of what? You mean when Gregory Edgeworth solved the IS-7 incident and proved Samson Tangaroa innocent without a shadow of a doubt?

AND took the stairs?

Sure man whatever