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kinkymagnus · 3 years ago

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can u believe c*ssandra cl*re tried to make alec have a c 🤢 crus 🤢 a crush on jace ?? blondy mcincest?? mr sad weird hawk story???? embarrassing 🙈

it really is 😩 book alec said "i have literally the worst taste in men imaginable, it's the one thing i have in common with clary other than being white, short, annoying, and selfish"

show alec, true king, was like "uh. yeah. a.... [reads writing on hand] crush. that's what i've got. i've chosen my crush." and then he saw magnus and immediately forgot jace existed. he's valid

#like. i mean it was very clear book alec existed only to prop up the other characters and be gay woke points #that was. incredibly clear #but also he has laughably bad taste #why does casserole think that incesty 'doesnt go down on women' mcasshole is so irresistible #like dont get me wrong [insert tothetrashwhereibelong meta post on alec's '''''crush'''''] in the show but.#this is so incoherent what im trying to say is: in the books it's funny because they're both so pathetic and alec is clearly a cardboard cu #cutout with a speechbubble reading 'wow isnt jace the best?'#and then in sharpie under that 'im gay'#and then in the show it's just funny because his '''crush''' is obviously more a safety net thing bc he knows he cant be openly gay but jac #jace is the most cishet person alive so its a '''safe''' crush #and nothing will happen #but then the second he gets over that hump and is like 'actually im done being closeted' he just liek #drops jace like a hot potato and immediately gets literally the biggest upgrade in the entire world #he goes from 'yeah i have a '''''''''crush'''''''''''' on my adopted brother bc he'll never return my feelings #and i can and would never express them'#to dating MAGNUS FUCKING BANE #most beautiful man alive #and kissing him senseless.#you know what that is? that's growth.#that's like if you had a plastic cheap phone that only took and received calls and nothing else and you never used it and it constantly #jammed and butt dialed people and was generally bad #and then like. you just. got a wildly futuristic smartphone that didn't spy on youb ut still had a thousand amazing features or something #he went from clown to king #anti cc

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