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Hey guys! Some good news and some bad news!

Good News is, I am more than half way done writing the new chapter of ‘50% of Marriages End in Divorce’ and will be posting it very soon!! Yay!!

Bad News is, I cannot post it this month. It will have to be posted next month along with the other two chapters that will be posted that month.

This is because I have had family over and that means I can’t really write when I want to. I also live in a state that has been heavily affected by Hurricane Helene and thus things have been kinda crazy! :(

As compensation for not being able to post the new chapter this month, I am gonna show you my future projects that will take place in the same AU as ‘50%.’

Here they are:

1. 50% of Marriages Last Forever (aka what if the cumplane marriage was real real!) feat. Distraught Mobing.

- Tags: Comedy, Implied sexy times (wink wonk), Getting together, Comphet vs being very gay.

- Length: Probs 2 chapters or just a long Oneshot.

2. Liu Qingge’s Never Ending Mission. (aka LQG tries his best to gain friends, it’s a struggle) Feat. Peak lord friendships, MoLiu friendship, and Liu Qingge realizing he is infact Aro/Ace (he’s just never had real friends before).

- Tags: Unrequited love, Understanding one’s own emotions and growing with them, Learning to understand relationships that aren’t romantic in a romance driven world, Character study and introspection.

- Length: Maybe 2-3 chapters.

3. Yue Qingyuan’s Guide to Loneliness. (aka YQY has been lonely for a long long time.. maybe its time to rlly grieve that.) feat. Shen Jiu revival?

- Tags: Grief, Angst, Being lonely and accepting it for what it is, Self-hatred, Being so in love that your world feels empty without it, Learning to live again.

- Length: Oneshot.

[drivebypainter]

Hey gang, I actually made a oneshot for this because the brainrot was too much LOL

A little doodled comic for @artsarasp !

Mushang has infected my mind, I just think there is so much space for them to interact. SQH constantly collecting scraps from his spy work under MBJ and MQF helping him let at night… maybe they kiss <3

[drivebypainter]

What’s this? A fan fiction written by yours truly?! Yes! It is!

50% of All Marriages End in Divorce by Teacat11

Rated: Mature

Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Fake Pregnancy, Queer Platonic Relationship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Obsessive Luo Binghe, Confused Mobei-jun, Tired Shen Yuan, Shang Qinghua & Shen Qingqiu Friendship, Canon-Typical Violence, Oblivious Shen Yuan, Awkard Kissing, Enthusiastic Kissing, Dubious Kissing, Delusional Thinking and Activities, Real Marriage, Happy Ending.

Summary:

"“Well it goes like this, if we get fake married it won't be suspicious to Mobei-jun or anyone else if we both wander off together to look for Moon-Dew Sun Mushrooms-“

“Sun-Moon Dew Mushrooms.”

“-and if one of us pretends to be pregnant-“

“WHEN DID PREGNANCY COME INTO PLAY?!”

“-then Luo Binghe won't hurt us, after all, he wouldn’t hurt a pregnant person or the pathetic husband of said pregnant person! Which means we could avoid having to die in the first place!” Shang Qinghua finished his explanation with jazz hands. Shen Qingqiu felt like spitting blood.

Or

Months after the Immortal Alliance Conference disaster, Shen Qingqiu learns a bit of crucial information: Shang Qinghua, the treacherous rat behind the disaster in the first place, is a transmigrator! The two immediately begin to work together to find ways to survive Luo Binghe's return and the subsequent demise of their sect and lives, and with few options and time running out, they come to a quick and easy solution to save their skins; get fake married."

[drivebypainter]

Ocs I drew for @potsnpansies ❤️🙏

Here’s their lore (straight from Pots’ mouth 🤗):

Jun and Hana are siblings who during the day, are just your “average” people. They both work at the same mid coffee shop. They live in the apartment upstairs for no rent thanks to their boss. (Thanks Roy!)

But at night, they become Ang3l and D3vil (wow, how edgy). Protecting their territory from gangs, other criminals, and “heros”. Only stealing from these other criminals and any government facilities they can get their hands on.

Ang3ls gift is an incredibly strong barrier that he can manipulate.

D3vil’s gift is the ability to cause fear in targets.

[drivebypainter]

ehlers-danlos syndrome sucks balls.

I feel like that commenter on tiktok that cosplays xie lian and only says “It Hurts!”

[drivebypainter]

Remind me to never get sick- good grief i feel like crap all the time! I just wanna draw and write 😭

[drivebypainter]

I wanna stop being ADHD, who wants my ADHD? Any takers?

(I wanna write, but every time I write I wanna draw, but every time I draw I wanna write- 💀)

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I need to make a signature, like a proper one.

Cause Drivebypainter is toooooo long to write out on my art LOL

And DBP sounds a wee bit odd, I gotta figure this out 😭