#drinking shots of heysels blood lmao

[a-bottomless-curse]

“Heysel no! I promise I am not only your friend for the potential of seeing what one such as you would have for blood, but because I greatly enjoy your company, your wit, and your charm.”

“But...well, as you know my dear scholar, the things we do for science are many, some of which are more pleasant than others to be sure, while others are certainly uncomfortable or dangerous. And I, as a scholar and curious woman, am bound by the laws of my nature to explore the nature of such things in the world. But I would never do such a thing if it offended you.”

“And, not only that, but you certainly wouldn’t be an old sherry. Perhaps a pino noir accompanied by escargot.”

@a-bottomless-curse said: "Challenge accepted"

"Please don't as the death would be slow and agonizing and I wouldn't, as a matter of fact, enjoy witnessing that."

"I feel reduced to that bottle of extremely old sherry that has been sitting in the depths of your cabinet for centuries, I'll have you all know. If you lot are here just for the lethality of what's inside of me at least make me feel more precious. Like an expensive red wine."